A Very Boomer Christmas | Episode 280

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I'm gonna start a podcast that has no focus and it'll take up an inordinate amount of time.

Ho, ho, ho.

And welcome, dear listeners, to a very special Christmas episode of the Boomer Bunker podcast.

I'm your host, the Duchess, with a jingle in my step and joy in my heart, and by my side, as always, is my ever faithful sidekick, the one and only John.

As we gather around the virtual fireplace, sipping on our eggnog with just a touch of that special holiday spirit.

Of course, we're here to unwrap the gifts of knowledge, laughter, and maybe a few controversial opinions under the tree.

So snuggle up in your favorite armchair, light that cinnamon scented candle, and let's get ready to view the world Boomer style.

John, have you been nice or naughty this year?

What's on your Christmas wish list from Santa?

I'll tell you what's on my Christmas wish list.

A fucking streaming service that fucking works.

Hey, Streamyard, you know will be a nice time to tell me that YouTube and Facebook isn't working and I need to redo it.

Not when I hit fucking record.

Jesus Christ.

So now we're not on YouTube and now we're not on Facebook.

I was playing with this thing today.

I know.

I'm so sorry.

Oh, my God.

All right, so, well, merry ho ho, everyone.

My co host is losing his mind.

You were sitting here.

If I would have known, I had.

We were here early.

I could have went in and redid something.

No, I put it on.

It's just like.

Oh, start it.

How can I do it now?

I can't do it now.

I just hit record.

Merry Christmas.

Thank you, Sparky.

Yeah, see, I have a Mrs.

Claus costume I bought for the Santa run.

There you go.

There's Mrs.

Yeah, no, I don't look like that, but I wish I had.

I bought a Santa a Mrs.

Claus outfit with, like, a short skirt and all the fur and all that.

But then my girlfriend decided she wanted to run, too, so we bought the silly sweater one.

Maybe next year I'll wear the Mrs.

Claus one.

Well, so today, how I got that, how I got this right here is.

I went to Twitter.

I went to Twitter and I went to Grok.

Not Gronk.

Grok.

And I said, you know, make the Duchess of New Jersey in a, you know, a Santa dress.

And then it did it, and then it said.

And then I Wanted to regenerate it.

So I said, can you give the Duchess of New Jersey larger breasts?

Oh, my God.

It didn't.

I wanted larger breasts, but it wouldn't give you larger boobs.

I wanted to max out the breast decidous.

Oh, good Lord.

Oh, good.

Do it there.

Cause they're not.

They'll look better there.

I know.

Hold on.

Breaking news.

Bill Clinton is in the hospital.

Oh, God.

He went into the hospital because he's got a fever.

You know, you need more cowbell.

I'm not really doing anything.

Gotta get away from Hillary.

I'm at that age now that, you know, you get a fever, you go inside.

You know, in 2021, I was in the hospital for a while.

I had a urinary tract infection.

When you raw dog as money hoes as I have, you always gotta worry about it.

The only cure is more cowbell.

Do you remember that?

Did you see that?

That's Christopher Walken, right?

I.

Well, on snl.

Yeah.

Yeah.

That was snl.

Well, yeah.

That's one of my favorite, favorite Saturday Night Live things.

It's such a good bit, you know.

And the thing is, the guy with the cowbell was Will Farrell, but he.

You know.

I know you don't like him, but everybody else was good in it.

Yeah.

Christopher Walken overshadowed the whole thing anyway, so.

Clearly reads off the cue cards, right?

Well, not only that, but it really.

How would you say?

It really enhances my point about Will Ferrell.

He overacted in that thing with the cowbell.

And some people are gonna say, well, that's what made it.

I don't know.

Honestly, it was funny, but it was everybody else trying to keep the straight face, like, you know, the.

The guy who played the lead and the guitar, which, of course I can't.

Remember his name because, well, that was Black Sabbath, Right.

They were the guys from Black Sabbath, weren't they?

Was it?

I don't know.

I.

Again, are you thinking the real guys from Black Sabbath?

No, no, no, that was the crew.

No, that was just the snl.

One of the guys.

Okay.

Jimmy.

Jimmy Fallon's playing the drums.

Oh, that Horatio Sands and all that.

Yeah.

So it.

They did a good job.

A Blue Oyster Cult.

That's right.

Thank you.

Thank you.

What did I say?

Bud Vuger.

Black Sabbath.

Ah, okay.

Black Sabbath Book, Louis.

Col.

You know, when I was about, I wasn't driving yet, So I was 16.

There was a Black Sabbath Blue Oyster Cult concert at the Spectrum.

Oh, that would have been.

I couldn't.

I'm telling You.

I couldn't hear for like three days.

It was the loudest.

There's probably still damage.

You've got.

Oh my.

That's.

I'm telling you, that's why I can't hear the date.

Between the auto racing and going to concerts, you know, we never.

You never wear earplugs, right?

Any protection?

What pussy would wear?

Who does that?

What pussy would wear earplugs?

There you go.

Where was I at the one time.

It was like, wait, what?

I can't hear you.

What?

Ted Nugent.

I was at Ted Nugent concert.

We were to the right of the stage and that thing was so loud that my ear like went out.

It was like boop.

And that happened another time when we were auto racing.

Boop.

We were auto racing.

We started the car up and this is how dumb I am.

Just stand right behind it.

So there's the fuel line and in a.

In a sprint car, the fuel line they have.

There's a fuel line and then there's a quick connect.

And there's a thing in there.

It's called a pill.

And what it does is it.

It takes and either restricts the flow of fuel to the fuel injection.

So you can get a small pill in.

It's a runs leaner.

You put a bigger pill in, there's more fuel.

It runs what we used to call it fat.

Runs fatter.

And so we start the car up.

Could be the mini strokes.

We start the car up and the thing is leaking.

So the guy, my mechanic, the mechanic of the car says here, hold that.

Because they can't shut the car.

You pushed a sprint car to start it.

You just engage the drive shaft.

You push it with a truck and that starts the motor and then you kick it out of gear.

And what they do before the race is they want to get it up the water temperature up to 200 degrees.

And then you know that heats up the oil and everything.

So this is right.

It's like the pre warm up before the heat race.

So they can't shut it off until it gets up to 180 degrees.

I got a rag over alcohol over open headers.

So a flame comes out.

I would, I would have went up like that.

You'd have burst in a flame like.

That chick on the subway.

We'll get into that a little bit later.

Please.

Sparky says he's surprised his ears still work as good as they do with open headers on dirt.

Late models.

Sparky, which track did you go to?

I know he lives near us.

Did you Go to Nazareth, Flemington.

Which track?

East Windsor.

All those tracks are gone now.

Such a sin.

The only dirt tracks, real estate, New Jersey housing now.

Right.

We used to go.

When I was a kid.

There was Reading.

Pennsylvania was a dirt track.

You had Nazareth, Pennsylvania had a dirt track.

Penn National.

Okay, What's Penn national now?

Silver Spring.

Okay.

Silver Spring.

Oh, so you were out in Spring.

Quest, Mary, isn't that Maryland?

Yeah.

No, no, it's out there by Harrisburg.

Because we used to go to Williams Grove every Friday night.

We would travel out, we'd go to Williams Grove.

And then Saturday there was either Lincoln, which was in Hanover, or no, outside of York.

And then there was Ceilings Grove, which was up north, up by Hagerstown.

Hagerstown.

Yeah, I've been to Hagerstown.

Hagerstown.

Love Hagerstown.

Hagerstown's a great town.

Somehow we have to work out a meetup with Sparky because I think you and he are totally of.

So we, you know, we used to go to the.

The dirt track.

So anyhow, I'm sitting there holding this thing with a rag, and.

And it's.

And I'm like.

So then he comes over, and as he's ready to shut off, he goes over and he grabs it, goes, rev, rev, rev.

He revs it.

And my ear.

My ear.

I lost hearing in one ear for, like, three days because it was like, Right.

Like, stop it.

I've gone to concerts where my ears ring for about two days afterwards.

Like, you just walk out and I'm like, I don't.

I can't.

Everything's like.

Like everything's is so muffled.

I'm like.

I think I blew my ear drums out.

Like, I can't.

I don't even know what shows they were.

It was.

And that was nothing I can recall right away, but, man, they were loud.

Probably one of the country concerts.

Actually.

It was stupid loud country.

Loud country concerts.

It was at the Garden.

Everybody was hooked up.

Yeah.

I'm sorry.

I'm trying to think if I ever went to see anybody that was both types of music, country and western.

Country was good.

It was a good show.

Oh, is that the name of it?

Was it the name of the band?

No, it was like four different.

It was four different groups, like, toured.

It was a country western concert.

I gotcha.

Yeah.

We used to, like, back in the day when there used to be the JFK Stadium in Philadelphia.

Went to see the roundup.

I'm trying to remember.

It was like, Marshall Tucker, the Outlaw.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Like, all the old Molly Hatchet.

Remember Molly Hatchet?

Oh, yeah.

Well, pick one of them for Shitty song.

That's perfect right there.

Really?

You know, which I.

I was talking to Bob about this the other day.

You ever hear that song Chevy Van?

Probably.

It's like a one hit wonder.

I bet I know it.

Should I bring it up?

I don't want to get.

No, no.

Well, because it'll get struck down.

So.

Yeah, can't do that.

I'm telling you.

We'll pop it on another time.

I want to go to.

I want next year.

I just want to go to Rumble.

I, I want to get away from all these other platforms.

We can't do anything here.

We can't play music.

I can't without get worried about getting a strike.

It's ridiculous.

I can't come on here and just play a couple seconds of my Chevy.

Van can't be free.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Kind of, sort of.

They're putting a I Listen, this is why I got into podcasting.

I got into podcasting because I want to do the show I want to do, and I don't need anybody telling me what to do.

Here you go.

Adam says Sammy John's Chevy.

Ben.

There you go.

I knew, I knew Adam.

Adam knows.

Yeah, of course.

That's a shitty song.

That's a real.

They play the live version of the karaoke.

Fair use.

You can play the live version.

Do you think there's actually a YouTube live version of my Chevy?

There's YouTube of all kinds of.

So if you want to look for it, go for it, but.

Oh, here we go now.

Now.

Here you go.

Rabbit hole.

Right.

Sorry.

Just hop your.

Just.

That's how we go.

That's how, that's how it.

That's how we do.

Let's see.

Live my Chevy van.

My space Chevy Live V A N.

Here we go.

Let's see.

See if it works now.

Oh, there you go.

Oh, oh, oh.

Did we find one?

I might have found one.

Could I have found one?

I bet you could have.

Let me see if I can find.

Let me see if I.

Damn it.

Why do I do this to myself?

I, I know.

You set yourself up.

You really do.

All right, all right.

Do we have it?

Let's see.

Hold on.

All right, well, let's see.

All right, all right.

I, I.

There's something.

Did you hear that?

I heard somebody speaking, so.

Okay, you heard somebody speaking.

All right, let's see if I can bring this up now.

Okay.

Share screen.

All right.

Window.

Sparky said he heard it too.

So, okay, everybody's hearing it.

All right, this is the grand old Opry.

Now, I don't know if this is the song here.

Let me just sort of ask a question.

How many old rock and rollers do we have in the crowd?

Say, back from the mid-70s, listening to rock and roll radio in the 70s.

Oh, here we go.

That's good.

Then.

Then you got older, and we got you in the country field.

You know, that's kind of what happened to all of us.

Well, back in the mid-70s, I was playing some rock and roll records every now and then on the radio as a disc jockey, and about 1974 came out and became a gigantic smash record called Chevy Van.

Oh, here.

A lot of you will.

Will remember that.

And we're going to refresh your memory real well, because the gentleman who wrote it, who made that record back in 1974, is standing on the Opry stage tonight.

Welcome, everybody.

Guesting with us, his Opry debut, Mr.

Sammy.

John.

Sammy.

Thank you, John.

Yes, sir.

Favorite singer, John.

He looks like.

Oh, like pork pie hat there.

Yeah, okay.

I'd have worn that.

I love those things.

Here we go.

Yeah, definitely.

Shitty song.

I think we nominate this, huh?

Thank you.

People actually remember this song.

Sleeping Dream of.

We're so dominating everybody we're bringing.

It's all right by me.

I can't believe I can still remember the name of.

I Can't Believe I can't remember actors, but this.

All right, I think we need to pull the plug on this.

Please, God.

Okay, we have 10 people live streaming with us.

We'd like to keep them.

Please don't leave.

Well, it's Christmas Eve Eve.

I mean, I'm sure there's people.

You know, the other thing is We've lost the YouTube people.

We lost the Facebook people.

There's people on Facebook right now going, where the hell is the boomer bunker?

He said he was coming on.

What happened?

It's gonna have to.

There's a bunch of channels.

They can find us on one of the other ones.

So you're right.

Tom.

Tom said the song was fading in and out.

It wasn't constant.

He was correct.

So it was kind of like, sketchy.

Is he still here?

Didn't we ban him?

No.

So here you go.

Sparky says now you have to play Glenn Campbell.

Oh, the rhinestone cowboy.

We could do that.

No, don't do it.

Rhinestone Cowboy.

I don't know.

I have to get it.

Glenn Campbell is one of my favorites out of all the country.

Like, that guy passed Away recently, right?

Yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Well, before he passed away, he was.

He was Joe Biden.

He was.

He was just the stumbling cowboy at that point.

Yeah, he was.

He was non compost manures.

Shipper brain.

There we go.

He was non compost.

Manoris that picture.

Oh, my God.

All derped up.

All right.

Teresa sent me a picture.

And actually, for the season.

We'll share this up on social later.

Big gifts.

It's me as Santa Claus.

I think you look so cute.

I love.

She sent you that.

That's so cute.

I know.

Hey, I'm on the in big Red is from Shitty Song of Weeks in our Discord now.

I love it.

What is that about?

That's amazing.

Well, it's funny because he sent me that question when you were on earlier.

So I asked and he said, oh, I wanted him to know it was me, and that's why I was like, it was red.

There you go.

I like that.

And then he mentioned discord, so I sent him the link.

So, sure, why not?

I like it.

Good.

I do, too.

What?

Okay.

Oh, I got it.

I'm happy to have him here.

Yes.

Happy to have everybody here.

All nine of you.

I lost somebody.

Damn it.

Where did you go?

I want names.

Get back over here by Tommy.

Yelled at him.

He left.

See, now you're all mad.

Now you're like, oh, he took a number away.

Well, if it's Tom, then it's fine.

Remember back in the day in our drinking days when we would drink ever clear.

I don't remember a whole lot about the Everclear days.

Shit that you drank in the woods.

How stupid.

Had a bonfire.

It was like a mystery mix of stuff.

We would take a shot of Everclear, set it on fire, and then drink it while it was on fire.

Well, it's pure alcohol.

Right.

But we literally like grain alcohol.

So what you did was you went like this.

As you went to drink it.

You went and then blew it out as you drank it.

Yeah.

Right.

I couldn't do shots, but if it was mixed in with, like, fruit punch or whatever.

Jungle juice.

Right.

A horrible concoction was at the party.

I drank it that way.

But even if you took a shot, which you would do, like, it burnt, but you couldn't.

You, like, after the first one.

Yeah.

You would just wipe everything.

You wouldn't.

What you wouldn't do is spit it out.

You know, that's a bitch.

Yeah.

You don't want to be a bitch.

Yeah.

Well, the kids today, there's.

Some of them are just Finding out whatever cloud.

Red's in the house.

Hey, Red.

How's it going, buddy?

Red, did you see our shitty Song of the Week?

See, now, damn it, I know.

You can't tell him.

You can't tell him because he used to bring his.

I think he watched.

Don't give him the heads up.

He was probably watching when we did it.

Oh, I'm sorry.

Okay, whatever.

Move on.

Get yelled at all the time, back to Evercliffe.

The whole point is you don't tell him, so he brings his own.

I understand that.

And then we compete.

Exactly.

Oh, well, I know how the show works.

Well, then you should try following it.

Let me tell you something, Duchess.

I was listening to shitty Song of the Week way before you even knew what it was.

Song of the Week works.

I know.

How many times have you been on it?

None.

Red hates me.

Oh, well, there you go.

It doesn't.

Just because I'm not on.

You know what else I'm not on?

The Tonight show.

And I've been watching that for fucking years.

Well, I'm not on that either, but I'm still ahead of time.

You've been hanging around with Tom.

What the hell's going on over here?

Can we get back to the Everclear?

Everclear.

That's right.

Cyclopex.

So here's a guy, he's gonna.

He's.

And everything's gotta be on video now.

So here's the guy who's gonna talk stupid.

He's tough.

He's.

We didn't film ourselves.

That's the one trying Everclear.

T.

Taking a shot with.

No, he's not going to make it.

He doesn't know, does he?

190 proof.

95 adv.

Young man.

I can take it.

I wouldn't do that if I were you.

Oh, I'm gonna flick it over your confidence.

I applaud you for it.

But you do realize is illegal in about 11 different states.

Cheers.

Wait for it.

Yeah, we kind of saw that coming.

Yeah.

All right.

So for those who are listening, he spit it out, decided to think he was a badass bitch of Everclear, and he gagged it out like a puss.

Right?

Now, back in the day, if you did this and you spit it out like this is what would happen.

You know what?

I am sick and tired of God, faggots.

Well, we.

Doc, would.

We.

We wouldn't.

We.

That's exactly what we'd have called if that happened.

Yeah, probably.

Round two.

You haven't learned from your first mistake.

I Do have more knowledge this time?

No, you don't.

No, you don't.

To drink it Lukewarm.

Whoever told you it's not any better.

Lukewarm.

Also using water as a chaser.

That's not gonna.

No, that also isn't gonna help do anything.

Except maybe help extinguish the fire you're about to feel.

Cheers.

Yeah.

Here we go, dummy.

I'm burning.

Yeah, of course you're burning.

A burn going in and coming out.

And then you know what happened then?

Yeah.

Campus.

Anything on social media because somebody's offended.

With some crayon flag in their bio, we're bringing it back.

We're bringing it back.

In 20, 25.

We're bringing that word back.

You know what?

Let's.

How about this?

Let's just disassociate it with gays.

If we.

When we say we don't mean gay anymore, can we do that?

What does it mean then?

It means this.

I'm curious if during your research.

Hold on, let me back this up a little.

That's what it means.

This is what it means.

I do have more knowledge this time.

No, you don't.

A dummy.

Whoever told you that story was lying.

No, no.

Someone that can't hold it.

Water on the taser.

That's not gonna help.

That also isn't gonna help do anything.

Except maybe help extinguish the fire you're about to feel.

Cheers.

Yeah, Here we go.

These youngins, they don't know.

That's what.

That right there.

I'm burning.

That's what.

That's what.

He deserves it.

He deserves it.

His overt.

Exactly over exaggerated reactions.

It's a bit much.

We get it.

It tastes gross.

You don't drink it because it tastes good.

You drink it because you want to get drunk, right?

You're a man.

And in the 70s and 80s, that's what was there.

So you drank it because that's what the hobo you paid $10 would buy you because that was six and he kept the other four.

That's what you did, right?

You took that burn like a man.

That's right.

You sat there and you walked.

What you did was you sat there for a little bit, you walked into the woods and you threw up like a fucking man.

There's nothing good about throwing up.

Everclear.

Oh, my God, that hurts so much.

It's like your shoes came.

So I have a story.

So I was mid-20s, I think I was.

And friends of mine went to Cancun for a week.

And when they came Back.

They brought the real tequila with the worm in a bottle of it.

And so they were having a party that night.

So they made a bunch of jungle juice, which was everything and its brother, and they poured Everclear in there.

Oh, it's the worst.

Yeah, it's punch with.

But you.

But the thing about it was, you really couldn't taste the Everclear in it.

Well, because you put enough fruit fructose corn syrup in anything and you dump in Everclear, it just kind of.

Right.

Neutralizes it, I guess.

So what they did was they found out.

And this was really new back then because I had never heard of it.

They had these special shot glasses.

They're about probably two shots.

And what you did was you filled up the shot glass with about a.

Like a.

A shot and a half of tequila.

And then you put.

I think it was seven up.

You poured seven up in there, or Sprite and filled it up.

And then you put your hand over top of it.

It was a thick shot.

Glisten.

You banged it on the ground on a table.

And when you did, it fizzed.

And you drank it when it fizzed and tastes like cream soda.

It had no alcohol taste whatsoever.

Well, certainly after the first one, nothing tastes like alcohol because once it burn, you burn your taste buds out.

You're done.

Right.

And we were chasing it with grain punch with the jungle juice.

Yeah.

So, yeah, you're not tasting anything after two drinks.

You're good, right?

We drank.

I drank 21.

Shooters.

Tequila shooters.

How are you?

Funk out there?

Explains a whole lot about you right now.

So I can't remember anything.

So who's that actor that did the.

What?

So they.

They.

They dragged me to my car, and my.

Because I drove.

Because whatever.

And yeah, trash can party.

Okay.

So then they drag me to the car, they load me in the car, and my friend drives me to his house.

Now I'm wasted.

I'm plastered.

And he says to me, you can make it home from here.

Now, the car that I had was a stick shift.

It was, you know, a manual transmission.

So now I'm trying to drive.

Grinding those gears.

I'm trying to drive.

I'm like, first.

And I can't.

I'm hitting the brake.

Reverse, reverse.

I can't get it into second.

So I drove the mile and a half to two miles home in first gear about 15 mile an hour.

And if a cop would have saw me, he would have pulled me over.

I would have lost my license, and I would have killed that kid.

Not in the 70s, though, in the 70s, it would have been like, all right, just go slow.

I was really.

They didn't really like it.

So this is how drunk I was.

I get to the house, I go up the curb and basically put the front bumper of my car on the first step of the house.

I stagger out of the car.

Classic.

I go up the steps on my hands and knees.

I open up the door and I up the steps of my hands and knees and go to bed.

Sparky wants to know what kind of car it was.

A 1978 green Chevette.

Which somehow the next morning had no transmission left in it because he ground it all out.

So I crawl into bed.

I guess it's around 3:00 in the morning at 7:30, 8:00 my.

Because I was living with my mother at the time.

I was going, she woke you up going to college.

She comes in and she says, you get your ass out of that bed.

And you go move that car off the steps.

What the hell?

Move your car off the steps.

Your car is on the front lawn.

And I'm like, oh, look, it's not.

In the house, right?

And I'm like, mom, I can't.

I'm still.

Mom, I'm still drunk.

I can't.

And then, you know, she's still talking through her teeth.

Get up there.

I can't drink.

You all get out of there.

And I'm like, ma, I can't, I can't.

And then I grabbed the trash can and he.

And threw up in the trash can.

And I'm like, please, I'm like a six year old.

Please, mom, please.

No, I can't, I can't.

Don't make me get out of bed.

Keys.

Go, please.

So they moved the car off the steps.

And my mom was living with her boyfriend at the time.

His name was Jim.

Really, really, really nice guy.

Poor Jim.

Car.

I was hungover for three days.

I mean, I was.

Couldn't eat.

It was a three day hangover.

So when I finally could come downstairs, which was probably the next day, I came down, I said, I went to Jim.

I said, jim, I'm so sorry.

I said, we were drinking and I don't know what was in it, but man, it snuck up on me.

And he says, why did you drive home?

I said, oh, I'm gonna get to that.

So then the next time my buddy Dave come over, my mom chewed her.

How would you let him drive home like that?

And he's like, well, I thought he was okay.

I was Drunk too.

He's probably just as fucked up as you were.

No, he really.

No judgment between the two of you?

You know what?

He was a beer guy.

He would never drink any.

So he was just drinking beer, and the rest of us were being insane.

Oh, my God, it was horrible.

But you know what?

I didn't.

Not from beer.

It's from shots and hard liquor.

To this day, if I smell tequila, my mouth starts watering like I'm gonna vomit.

I can.

I can't vomit.

Well, I can't.

I can't say that makes me sick, because a couple years ago when I was out in Michigan, I think my first trip out, we all ended up at one guy's house.

His name's Kyler.

And he had everybody over, so there's probably like 20 people in his backyard all around a bonfire.

Every.

Everybody's drinking.

Everybody's smoking, lighting up.

Not cigarettes.

And so I'm like smelling that.

And of course I'm drinking.

I'm like, I brought my wine, so I'm drinking wine.

And then at one point, I did tequila shots.

And I've never done tequila shots.

This was very good tequila.

It was very smooth.

It didn't burn.

But I had like two or three.

Not good.

Not good.

And then I was.

I was on the phone.

I'm pretty sure.

I think it was Nick and Dirk and a couple other people.

I sit on the train.

I was not.

It was not in a good place.

I was really drunk.

Is there any alcohol?

You can't drink now because you.

You drank so much of it as a kid.

You.

You.

Gin.

I can't even look at gin.

I can't even smell it.

Every blue moon.

Maybe someone makes me a gin and tonic, but I can't.

I can't look at gin.

It's oily, right there's.

For me.

It's tequila.

Sambuca.

No, it's definitely fun.

Adam for sure.

And Southern Comfort.

The Southern Comfort Sambu.

Oh, yeah.

Whiskey.

I can't.

And I got a Zoom call one night and decided I was gonna drink whiskey.

We did a bachelor was not good.

We did a bachelor party one night for a friend of mine.

The strip club.

And I rented the back room.

And you got like three strippers.

And.

And then we.

You could.

Three ten strippers.

Discounts between all.

You get one free between.

Between the three of them.

They had a full set of teeth.

And they pick up beer bottles for you.

When you're in a bachelor party, you want like your low grade strippers.

You don't want, like A real hot stripper.

Because the low.

The low grade strippers work harder.

They do like your.

Your.

Okay.

Not your, you know, your tens and your nines and your eights, but if you get like a good five, four and a half.

I don't hire strippers, so I'll take your word.

Strippers.

Yeah, they work hard for their money.

Well, because you're happy to have a job, I guess.

So what they did was they had like, well, drinks, but you could buy your own alcohol.

So I bought two big giant bottles of Jack Daniels.

Two big giant bottles of Sambuca.

And what was the other thing we had?

I forget.

Anyhow, and I said to the bartender, who was also a woman, I said, I want.

Cause there was like 10 of us.

I said, I want 10 shots on the bar at all times.

So then whatever happened, no one picked up.

How many did you have?

No one picked up.

Oh, well, this was in the.

Oh, the salad days.

It was like 1986.

So you just had lots of cash and disposable.

Kind of.

Sorta.

Kinda sorta.

Well, you know, it was a wedding, so whenever something happened, we'd all have to go over.

All of us had to go over and take a shot.

Oh, and you know what else we had?

We had the whatchamacall van.

Like the big bus.

Party bus.

We had a party bus.

So we'd have to drive.

Oh, oh, okay.

Yeah, we all went to party.

Tequila, two Tequila three Tequila Floor.

Yeah, that's basically it.

I was right on the edge of Three Tequila Floor.

Yeah, Michigan.

It was bad.

Poor Lisa.

All over the place.

So the groom is up on stage with one of the strippers dancing.

And she took her top off, as strippers do.

And my buddy pulled her, took her top and put it on.

He didn't have a shirt on at the time either.

Sure.

He looked lovely.

Okay.

Yeah, he looked.

He looked like.

Well, he was very hairy.

So anyhow, he had.

And when he.

Bikini top with the furry.

It was.

No, it was like a tube top, but it had straps on it.

So he had pulled that on.

And he's up there dancing with the strap.

When he went to pull it off, he broke the strap.

And now I'm in a fight.

You owe me 4.99 for a shirt.

She wanted $50 for that.

I'm like, $50?

Just trust me.

That girl did not pay $50 for that.

That's a throwaway shirt.

Yeah.

So what we did was we took a collection and we gave her $50 for it.

And then she was happy again.

$50 for that.

Got me a.

She gave her a $50 tip.

Essentially, the shirt was 4.99, 1986.

Trust me, that shirt was $4.

Yeah, we tipped the ship when we left.

I think the three of them.

I think we gave them, like, $75 a piece, you know, plus the 50 bucks for her shirt and then $50 for a shirt and plus all the other.

And all the quarters she could pick up when she picked up the bottles.

They didn't do that back then.

Aw, no.

That didn't happen until.

It didn't happen until later when I was in the elevator.

You got to the high class ones?

Well, no.

Or they were lower than those girls.

It was terrible.

Yeah, we used to go.

You go, girl.

You got to pay.

Pay them bills.

We used to go to strip clubs back in the day.

I don't know.

Oh, my God.

I can't.

So Bob says he's drank entire bottles of Jaeger.

Jaegermeister.

That's another one.

You know what?

I never got sick on that because I couldn't.

The Goldschlager.

I wouldn't drink it.

It had weird shit.

I know.

Well, the Gold Slogger, I was not drinking that crap.

Do you ever hear this stuff?

It's.

It's in they.

They had.

In Chicago.

It's called Malort.

Did you ever hear of this?

It's supposed to be really, really bitter.

And there's.

If you go to.

If you go to YouTube and you have someone taking their first.

Hold on.

Let's see if I can do this.

You can talk while I'm trying to.

Talk to you, but I know.

I'm reading the comments that Budvugger says.

They bring you to the back of the shagging wagon and ask if you wanted to see their C section scars.

Oh, well, they were.

Oh, my God.

Let's see if I can.

Your friend look like a yeti in a bikini.

Maybe a little bit.

Or no.

All right.

Did he rock it?

All right, here's an unaired commercial.

Hang on a second.

Oh, good Lord.

Okay, see if I can pause it.

Was it called Malort?

Malort, Yeah.

M, A L, O with the two dots over it.

Whatever that's called.

Classy, smarty pants.

What the fuck's it called when you put the two dots over the O?

It's an accent, but, yeah, it's an accent or whatever.

All right, here we go.

Something like that.

Share screen.

It's an oomlet.

Oomlet.

There you go.

It's an omelet.

It has an omelette over the O.

Sparky said it's called two dots.

It's called two dots.

Thank you, Sparky.

Ad campaign.

Oh, okay.

I can't.

Oh, the comments are.

Okay.

All right.

Hello, America.

My name's Carl Jepson iv.

When my great grandfather arrived to this country, he wanted to share with his neighbors in Chicago his mother's sweetest Swedish liqueur recipe.

Malort.

I'll have another.

Actually, take the shot and then say, malort.

I'll have another.

Can you do this?

Take the shot.

Yeah, that's the tagline.

So we need that in there.

Okay.

Okay.

You're great.

Okay.

Hello, America.

My name's Carl Jepson iv.

When my great grandfather Carl arrived in this country, he wanted to share with everybody his mother's sweet, sweetest Swedish liqueur recipe.

And as the generations change, our promise remains the same to make the finest.

Swedish liqueur in the world.

Malort.

I'll have another.

He's gonna be hammered at the end of this take.

Oh, I'll have another one.

Uh.

Oh, I'll have another.

Secor 5.

I'll have another.

That's the puke face there.

Now this.

You don't just spit it on the bar like that other guy.

You know what I'm saying?

Because.

Because you don't.

You're not a.

That's why.

Right.

This guy.

Suck it down.

You can't.

You can't be a wimp in front of your friends.

Although right now his mouth is a.

Is what they call a watering, because that's the.

That's.

If I drink another one, I'm gonna puke.

Yeah.

I'm not gonna make like a fish.

He's like.

He's breathing through his mouth.

There's another two minutes of this.

I don't know what happens.

Oh, no.

Well.

Malort tastes like vanilla ice cream.

It's like riding in first class.

It's like you're being picked on in the fifth grade.

The line.

Yes.

Shot.

Right.

The line.

I'd rather be buried in dirt.

It's velourt next to dirt.

Yeah, I got it.

Okay.

All right.

Now he's drooling.

Now he's just drinking.

It's just running down the front of him.

So this guy's essentially getting hammered after, like, five shots of this.

Of Malort.

It does not.

The best part was the.

The face he made after everyone.

Because for me, like, I don't.

If I go out for drinks, I don't normally, like, line up and do shots.

I'll have either glasses of wine, or I'll drink beer, or I'll do some mixed drinks, but I don't jumble them all together.

So if I'm gonna have a mixed drink, I'll have that the next couple night, you know, for.

Well, I don't like mixing them up because I don't want to puke normally.

And there's.

Yeah.

And that's.

With shots like that, you just make that face and you're like, it's not gonna be a good night.

It's never gonna end.

Well.

No, no, it's bad.

But again, heads up.

I wish I knew.

I.

I'm pretty sure I asked Kyler about six times what brand that tequila was, because he came over from.

I think he said Hawaii.

It was very good.

It did not.

Hawaii.

I don't remember.

I was drunk, so I have no idea.

He could have said it came from Alaska and I'd be like, okay.

Like, I have no idea.

He was drunk too, so who knows?

That's like.

But it was pork roll from Mexico.

Yeah, it was very good.

I have no idea where it came from, but it was very tasty.

So I think I had two or three.

Not good.

All right, so on a happier note, the governor of New York, acting governor.

Has she been elected yet?

I don't know.

Anyhow, that bucktooth beaver from New York, she went on and did this message how the subways are safer, and now she has a Nash.

She had the National Guard down there.

And.

And I think this was all backlash because of the.

Josh Penny, Daniel Penny.

Daniel, Daniel Penny verdict.

Drinking.

The other guy was Josh Neely.

Right.

Drinking Malort.

I'm doing this.

I'm doing this soap.

Jordan Neely.

Jordan Neely.

Daniel Penny, Daniel Penny.

Sure you're not drinking?

Absolutely.

You know, the funny thing is, if I was probably.

If I was drinking, I'd probably better at this.

You'd have them.

You have.

Okay, yeah.

Okay.

So she goes in there.

Within 12 hours, some illegal Guatemalan who was deported under the Trump administration snuck back in under the Biden administration, pours lighter fluid on this woman and sets her on fire.

Let's clarify this.

She wasn't just some hobo.

Not that anybody deserves this.

She was literally in the train car.

Like she fell asleep.

She fell asleep like a person would not.

And maybe she was drunk.

I don't know.

That's the point.

Was she was just sitting there now in her business.

Here's the thing.

There's video of this all over X and it is so graphic.

I Don't like that.

I can't watch it.

I do not like about X.

Is that too much?

She's standing there on fire.

And I don't mean like a little bit of fire.

I mean flaming.

She's on fire.

And instead of somebody going to her and like knock her on the ground and trying to put her out, they're videotaping anything.

They're videotaping this.

That just shows how, how checked out people are.

It's.

Oh, my God.

They don't want.

It's not.

They don't want to get involved.

They don't care.

They'd rather whip out their phones and video it rather than do something you can't.

Now what happens if you step up to help?

Are you going to get busted like Daniel Perry?

Penny?

Excuse me, God, I'm talking like you say, you know, but the, you know, that poor soul, like, and this, this fucking lunatic watched it.

He watched it.

That is maniacal.

Yeah.

He stepped off the train and while she was on fire and moving around, he sat there and watched it happen.

The police came in, tried to put her out.

She died.

And what a horrible way to die.

They showed police officers just walking by.

Like, I don't know why they didn't try to extinguish her.

Like, they just.

Honest to God, the best thing they could have done was just shot her right in the head.

They should have just pulled a gun out and shot her in the head.

It would have been the most humane thing they could have done.

I can't.

I have a hard time looking at it because every time I go to.

Read it, I can't.

That image and I.

I really have a hard time looking at it.

It makes me sick to my stomach.

And yeah, she was just on the subway.

Some places at least blur it, but I know what it looks like now.

Yeah, there's some that do and some that don't.

So, I mean, what are we doing now?

And.

And to videotape it.

And then you get this.

So we have that.

And then we get this knucklehead who goes in the Walmart.

Here's another guy doing it for the Gram.

All right, so he goes over, he goes to the.

And gets Raid insect spray.

Yeah, he's over to that, uh.

Oh, Duchesses.

What's going on with Duchesses?

That's a whole nother part.

Oh, no.

We've never had this happen before.

I swear to God.

What's going on here?

The duchess is all locked up.

Or is it me?

Am I locked up?

Is this my Issue or is it somebody else's issue?

My Internet went out.

I swear to God, I don't.

Are you here?

All right, Is that me or you?

I think it's you.

Oh, that's great.

It's me now.

That's okay.

It's okay.

No, it's not.

We can still talk about.

We can still talk about.

We don't need the video to talk about it.

I understand that, but I don't understand why all of a sudden.

I don't know, it says that my Internet went to WI Fi.

Now, why would that be?

I don't know.

I'm hardwired in.

Okay, well, maybe something.

I just.

Okay.

So do you still want to talk about the story?

Because we started to talk about it, I guess.

Why would.

All of a sudden I'd be, oh, now.

Oh, I'm sorry.

Now I'm back.

I had an Internet glitch, everybody.

You won't hear this.

You'll just hear me bitching and moaning because I thought.

Duchess.

But it must have been me, that it's my fault.

Yeah, no, I said I thought it was one of our Internets.

I wasn't sure who it was.

I wasn't sure whose Internet it was, Duchess.

But it wasn't me, John.

How could it be me?

I have Internet.

I have literally hardwired.

I have one gig of Internet and I'm hardwired.

And how the fuck could it be me?

Anyhow, so the guy goes, and he sprays this bug spray all over the vegetables in Walmart.

And then people are going to pick them up.

They don't know they're going to take them home.

And this is why you got to wash your vegetables.

But even if you can wash it, can you wash all that shit off of it?

And now you're eating this.

I don't know how porous.

The.

For example, if he sprays that all over the bananas, how long, how much?

And does it absorb into the actual fruit?

Yeah, of course it will.

Of course will, yes.

So how many people have gotten sick?

Right?

Like, he thought this was a prank.

This guy's so stupid.

He filmed himself taking that off the shelf, going over to the produce, and then spraying it.

So all the charges are him.

The charges are.

He's loaded with charges, including theft for stealing bug spray on top of all the endangerment and poisoning the food and all that.

Like, can you imagine how often he's done that?

And why was he stupid enough, first of all, to even thank God?

He was stupid enough?

Well, I appreciate that he was stupid enough, makes me think about buying food, you know, right from Walmart.

But it sounds like at least this guy's gonna go straight to jail, so.

As he should.

And now in California, they just passed prop something.

I forget what it is.

It's either 36, 39.

It's 36 with three fingers up your ass.

I don't know what it is, but there's a prop which McCall would know.

If Bruce is still here, he'll tell you where they revoked it.

Where?

If you shoplift, like, you used to be able to shoplift up to $950.

Now they revoked that.

So if they catch a shoplift and they put you in jail, and there is a bunch of people going to jail because they get caught shoplifting, and they didn't realize that this was.

They didn't realize that they revoked it and now they can go to jail.

Now, from what I remember and everyone I've seen so far, they were.

It's proposition 36.

36.

There you go.

I was covered, right?

Look at that.

There you go.

So they got two girls in the.

In the.

In the back of a cop car and they're like, what happened?

What do you mean?

I'm going to jail for stealing.

We were doing this, and then now all of a sudden, we're going to jail and they're like, yeah, now where?

They revoked it.

They revoked it and says, I voted on that.

There you go.

Good job.

Good job.

There you go.

Thank you.

He says, does that mean they can't go Kwanzaa shopping?

No.

All the Kwanza's shopping is.

That's over.

Where is.

Where are our values anymore?

Did you watch Saturday Night Live and see what happened when they were talking about Luigi.

Men.

Whatever his name is, the guy.

I heard they cheered.

They cheered for him.

Here it is.

Luigi Mangione dropped.

Yeah, yeah.

Did they dress it?

Woo.

You're wooing for justice, right?

Luigi Mantelloni dropped his extradition fight and was flown from Pennsylvania to New York to face multiple charges.

In related news, Bumble exploded.

I don't know what is.

You know, they could have had the opportunity to be like, you know, out of character.

That's gross.

Stop cheering for someone who murders people.

Well, but, you know, way to snl.

It is funny, you know, I mean, it was.

I thought they cheered or that they're.

Like, no, that he just sat there.

Did you see his face?

He's like, you're cheering for this dude.

He shot somebody in the back and killed.

He killed somebody?

Yeah, yeah.

Shot someone in the back and killed him.

So.

But that's okay, here's some more woo.

He's a rich guy.

Here's some more liberal logic.

Yeah, this guy, I mean, he wasn't.

A great guy, but I don't appreciate all the.

That he backed.

But I certainly don't think you go up and shoot people in the back that you disagree with.

Right, I agree as a.

A day to day sort of thing.

Like I don't like his shirt, you know, whatever.

Well, I mean, I don't think.

I mean, that's where he felt like he was wronged by the insurance company.

So what do you do?

You just go out and take.

It's kind of like taking out the head of Al Qaeda or isis.

You know how the United States just like bombs a whole city block to get rid of one guy?

Well, it's probably not much different than that, but yeah, he just.

At least he didn't take out a whole block when he shot this guy.

But here's the.

This is liberal logic from A to Z.

If we make guns illegal, then nobody will get shot.

That's how we stopped everybody from doing drugs.

Want to stop drunk drivers from killing sober drivers?

Ban sober drivers.

That's how gun control works.

If abortion isn't murder, then why is.

It a dangerous double homicide when a.

Pregnant woman is killed so a mother can abort her.

How's this guy not 900 pounds?

Every time I see him, he's eating something.

Maybe if she doesn't want the responsibility.

But a father will go to prison.

If he doesn't want the responsibility.

Yeah, interesting.

If genitals don't define gender, how does removing them affirm it?

Yeah.

So the White House is unable to track billions of dollars sent to Ukraine.

And the US treasury is unable to track trillions of dollars in pandemic spending.

Yet the IRS wants to know where your $5.38 is or you're going to jail.

Brilliant.

I mean, right?

He has some good points.

He does.

Actually, I got distracted by watching the background.

I know, I don't like.

See, here's what happens.

Yeah.

He doesn't make it where you can download his videos.

So what people do is they put these things and then they move them their own channel and this is how they make money.

Do you see the new thing?

Oh, you don't have TikTok.

The newest thing on TikTok is I'm having problems.

I'm a single mother with.

With three children and the only way I can make.

So could you please watch this Video till the end and like it.

And because I'm in the Creators Club now and I get money for this.

Go get a job.

Well, I can't get a job because I have three children and nobody will be able to watch the children.

Oh, no.

So please like this video and.

And then I'll get money for this video.

Oh, well, it's a good thing she has three kids.

I love the fact now that the.

The media is all over Elon Musk, all over Twitter, all over President Musk.

Yeah, President Musk.

All right.

They are losing control.

Yeah.

Three different children from three different daddies.

I can't get one of them baby daddies.

I writes.

I can do what I want.

So they are.

So the mainstream media, they're having a flipping fit because nobody's watching them anymore.

And they're also.

No one gives a shit.

Yeah, right.

Because they're liars.

We know.

We watch.

We know what they're doing.

So listen to this.

Listen to this nonsense.

All right?

This is from my girl aoc.

Real power is in everyday people.

And if you can control the algorithms of what they see, if you can control the narratives of what they believe through propaganda, through artificial amplification, which is what Elon does.

He, like, sets his tweets to be the.

The most retweeted, etc.

Then you can control them.

So we're gonna have to read a lot.

Oh, no.

She's bitching about this on Tick Tock.

Who's.

Who's talking about extreme and then views and getting out into the masses.

What are you doing?

That's what they do.

That's what the Democrats have been doing.

They, you know, through movies.

You watch a commercial.

The commercials crack me up.

I do it now just to see.

There's a white guy, he's got an Asian wife.

They had a black child in the back.

It's like, how does this even fucking work?

It's ridiculous.

Diverse schools, diversity mixed breed dog.

They live in a diverse neighborhood, right?

They read books in, like, Chinese language.

Yeah, it's everything.

It's.

It's the whole.

I know.

It's ridiculous.

You know, my buddy Adam says read a lot.

I get behind that.

I like books.

I like you, Adam.

I don't read books, Adam.

Well, you learn a different way.

I listen.

Some people learn by reading.

You learn by listening.

I listen to podcasts.

I think I.

There's.

Or you could listen to books on audio manual, YouTube tutorials.

Oh, my God, they take forever.

There's something about going and listening to a Good podcast interview with someone that it's entertaining and informative sometimes, unlike this subject.

Speak for yourself.

I'm quite informative.

So what's Kamala Harris going to do now that.

Now that she's not president and she.

Literally drink like a fish?

Yeah, I'm thinking, nope, she's going to.

Take a run at governor.

California.

Oh, that's right.

California.

You want to hear the reaction from the young turks?

Yes.

Probably winning a cakewalk for governor.

No.

Okay.

No.

What are you doing?

What are you doing?

No, I'm telling you the reality, whether you like it or not.

What are you doing?

Democratic voters in California love to obey, and so.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

I'm gonna move, Cenk.

I'm gonna quit my job.

I'm gonna quit my job, and I'm gonna move.

I'm not saying I'm in favor of it.

I'm telling you what's like, if they.

If the Democratic Party said we annoyed Kamala Harris, a giant percentage of Democrats in California would go, yes, we obey.

We will take the loyalty oath.

It doesn't matter how bad she is.

This state cannot survive another incompetent Democrat leading it.

Leading to Democrat.

Like, no, we just can't.

Okay.

Like, anyway, so, like, people are egging her on.

Okay.

Apparently she's, like, in a wait and see mode.

How about you wait, no, See, like your way out of public life and go, like, go do what you're supposed to do.

Go work in the private sector.

Go do the lobbying thing, whatever it is, but do not run as governor of California.

Do not.

I love her.

I.

You know, it's funny because I remembered who she was when I found that clip, when that whole.

What are you doing?

And then I was like, oh, I remember that because you have a clip of her doing the same.

What are we doing?

What are we doing?

Someone tell me what the f.

Are we doing?

Are we doing?

Yep.

And as soon as she said that, that's immediately what I thought of.

And she's 100.

Correct.

She was on.

Do not need another inept person running California.

Here's the thing.

Yeah.

The Democratic Party has moved so far to the left that they're driving the people, the same Democrats, to the right.

They're driving them right into the arms of the right.

He says, says, this guy's turning its head to the right.

He's starting to see the Dems for what they are.

He was just.

This guy's turning right.

Chunk.

Chunk.

Uygur was at the turning point.

Whatever the fuck his name is.

Yeah, I call him Chunky.

He was at Turning Point's conference that was out in Arizona this weekend, and he sat down with Charlie Kirk, and they had a really good discussion.

Also, Anna Kasparian was on a podcast with Glenn Beck.

Now, if you would have told me.

That'S an interesting combination, and it was.

A really, really good conversation.

Here's the thing.

If you would have told me this, like, eight months ago, I'd have told you you're smoking crack.

There's no way.

But here's.

And listen, I know a broken clock is right twice a day, but here's the thing with Chunk.

He was actually making sense.

He said what?

The mainstream media and the establishment, they're terrified that the left and the right will come together and go after the elites.

And this is what's happening.

Because you know what?

You got greedy.

You know, pigs get fed, hogs get slaughtered.

You got greedy.

You kept taking, taking, taking.

And then finally we were like, that's it.

I've had enough.

I've had it.

We're not doing this anymore.

I'm voting Donald Trump back in office.

He'll fix you fucking guys.

Literally.

What happened is people just said, no more.

We can't take any more.

We don't have any more money.

We're not making any more money.

Our money isn't going anywhere.

We can't afford to buy the things we need.

No mask, no mas.

And then Trump, Trump.

And then today, Biden goes and clears, gives amnesty to everybody on death row except, like, three.

Yeah, the Boston Bomber, the kid that.

Shot those people in church in South Carolina.

Yep.

And there's one more and one more.

That we can't really think of.

I can't think of right now, but.

How bad are you?

If he's like, well, I can't let them go.

But all these.

All these kid rapists and wife and killers and people who've slaughtered police officers and other things.

He didn't do it.

Well, some of them.

He commuted.

He took them off a death row.

He didn't let them go, but.

Oh, I thought he took him off death row.

Oh, he took them off a death death row.

They're still in jail.

But the problem is now we're gonna pay for these.

To live forever.

Well, you know, till they die.

To be honest with you, by the.

Time some of these folks need to be executed.

Yeah, but they.

The kitty rapists don't show that.

Listen, they have appeals, and they have more appeals.

They got more peels and bananas.

They have to go through all this.

They shoot the bananas from Walmart that that guy sprayed.

Okay, here's my problem with the death penalty.

They have found.

Now, since we now have DNA evidence and all, they have found guys that were on death row that they matched the DNA up from the murderer and the person, and they didn't do it, and they got out.

So here's the deal.

I'm good with finding DNA, cover DNA for these guys.

I understand that, but I think I'm against the death penalty, too.

And this is why I say that.

Because I think.

And I don't.

I can't remember.

And, Deuce, if you're out there listening to this, I can't remember where it was written.

I know it wasn't in the Constitution.

But they said the justice system, the way it's supposed to be, without a reason, it's better to let 100 guilty people go than to incarcerate one cute, innocent.

One innocent person.

You know, it's just.

It's that way for anything.

So it's supposed to.

I get that.

Because you definitely do not want anybody who is truly not guilty to get caught up in that.

And.

And it's.

It's an imperfect system, which is terrible.

But I think if you go through the process and there's DNA and there's proof, I think that's.

There's some people that are just fucking awful humans.

I mean, if you catch the guy.

Right here, don't deserve to live like.

The guy that just set that woman on fire.

Yeah, he needs to go.

They got picture of him squirting her.

He walked through the camera and then he saw him.

So that's pretty much a slam dunk.

They should just take him out back, douse him with the lighter fluid and set him on fire.

There you go.

And then just, you know, he's not a citizen.

That's true, too.

He's not a citizen.

Yes.

Get rid of him.

Yeah, his ass back.

Put a tracker in him somewhere.

Ship his ass back.

And if he tries to come across the border again, shoot him.

There you go.

I get it.

I mean, it's.

It's despicable.

He is a despicable human being.

That.

To do that, you're broken.

You're.

There's something wrong with you.

And most I would guarantee, I would have to think, if you're that kind of person, that you've done this before.

I guarantee he's probably murdered somebody else.

Well, listen, you don't.

You don't behave like that.

I get it.

That just you just don't do that.

No, of course not.

This is the most egregious kind of thing that you can do.

I mean, they didn't even know that.

Just.

They didn't even know somebody.

They didn't even.

He didn't even know that.

Was just minding her business.

Yeah, exactly.

But the subways are safe.

Kathy Hochul said so.

I know, I know.

That cow.

Screw her.

How dare she?

How dare she?

And then.

But Daniel Penny.

Bad.

Bad, right?

Yeah.

He was just trying to save the.

And he actually.

Literally all the people in the car.

Right?

And he just broke.

But then this lights a woman on fire and people watched.

Watched and videoed.

I think something's got to be happening to them, too.

Like, how dare you?

Like, did you call for help?

Like, I.

It just goes to show you how callous people are.

I think if you see violence enough or you live it, or it's just every day.

Yeah.

Google said.

Google head says just Right.

Humanity's absolutely.

I think if you experience that kind of every day, you're numb.

Right?

I mean, now, granted, somebody lit on fire, that's a little more than you just see violence in the street.

But I, as a.

I don't.

I don't understand.

I can't.

I can't wrap my brain around it.

I don't like seeing, like, animals hurt.

I couldn't imagine not trying to do something right.

I couldn't.

There's no way.

Trying to put her out or something, whatever.

You could do anything.

Anything.

Which, I mean, it was.

I don't know what happened.

Up to it.

Like, it's just the footage, to be honest with you.

When you see it, you think that it's.

You think it's a movie stunt or something.

You can't believe it's actually real.

It's crazy.

But they show this stuff on Twitter.

Now, the fact that.

Here we go.

Here's Professor Tom.

So here's the question.

If someone is acting aggressively on the subway in New York, can you spray them with lighter fluid, light them up and watch them burn and face no charges?

No, you moron.

If you're an immigrant.

Yeah.

You can't.

No, you can't.

If you're illegal, apparently.

No, I know that.

I know that.

Well, I'm talking about facetious.

I get it.

But you know what?

Thank God for Twitter, because here's the deal.

The mainstream media really isn't covering this.

And the reason why they sprayed a white woman with lighter fluid and an illegal Guatemalan who was deported and then got back under the Biden administration did this.

And now he.

Housing, too.

He had housing, right?

Yeah.

Like, he didn't just, like, show up yesterday.

He's been here.

So here's someone talking about how thank God that Elon's bought Twitter.

Thank God Elon Musk bought Twitter because that's the only way we would even know what's in this bill.

Otherwise, the conspiracy between the government and Twitter would have continued, and this would have all been covered up.

But the fact.

All right, so now they're talking.

I'm sorry.

They're talking about the bill that they just passed that they tried to.

And I'm sorry, but dreamy Mike Johnson is just as culpable as Hakeem Jeffries.

I know.

He's your boy.

I know.

I get it.

Yes, he's my boy because I.

I worship.

Well, why would you get.

He.

He's just as culpable.

He's got nice hair.

He's cute.

So what?

Oh, I'm sorry.

Doesn't mean I, like, worship at the altar.

He's cute, but he.

Him and cocaine mix.

AMC's cute.

And what's his name?

Schumer and Hakeem Jeffries.

Oh, yeah, they're all gross.

They all tried to shove this through in the middle of the night, and now Elon Musk caught him with their hand in a cookie jar.

And what's the.

What's the mainstream media do?

They immediately jump and they start attacking Elon Musk.

What about attacking the government that tried to shove all this bullshit down our throats while we weren't paying attention?

Is that Elon Musk?

Exposing this meant that every one of our offices was inundated with calls from our constituents.

The American public wanted to see this change.

Donald Trump was speaking on behalf of the American public.

Again, he's just the President elect.

The current president is awol, but Donald Trump stepped up and said, look, this is what needs to happen.

And I think all of my, you know, all of my constituents were there.

The calls, at least that I got in my office.

Elon Musk's transparency helped make that happen.

Well, I think as a senator voting, I presume that you do your best to read the bills that you're voting on.

I understand it was 1600 page bill within 19 hours.

Fuck you.

Right?

And they're supposed to read this.

Don't give him excuses.

I can't stand these women.

And, you know, they put these women in there to talk to men, so when the men go after them, they go, oh, my God, look at this horrible man, the way he spoke to a woman quite large at the beginning.

But to say that it was only Elon Musk that made people aware of what was in it.

That can't be true.

It was, it was true.

He didn't just literally see a picture.

That fucking three reams of paper.

You know who else?

500 sheet reams.

You know what?

More than three of them.

God damn it.

I hate to agree with her, but she is right.

You know who else was the other person that did it?

Vivek Ramaswamy.

Those two guys were the ones that shine the light on this.

The dynamic duo, right?

The Congress, they were all getting ready to go.

We're not reading this bill.

I guess we're just going to vote yes and get the fuck out of here so we can get home and give our kids GI Joe with the kung fu grip.

No, I'm not saying it was only Elon Musk.

We're all struggling to read it, to Digest an over 1500 page bill that we were literally given just hours to comb through.

What are you supposed to do with that?

How are you supposed to handle that?

You're not.

It's disgusting.

It should never happen.

Bills should not be stacked with bills and bills and bills and bills and bills.

I, the only thing I can see if it's a bill budget and you review by categories like the, that makes sense.

Like all the defense stuff together.

Not defense.

And then this weird ass bill.

And then there's something about colleges like none of them belong together.

They should at least be by categories and they're just all this is intertwined.

It makes no sense.

No sense.

This scumbag, Jamie Raskin.

I, I, I hope the good people of Maryland vote this out because he, he was upset that this guy.

Maryland.

So who knows.

Where are you on this negotiation, slimy fuck?

We had many weeks of negotiation with the Republicans.

We arrived at a bipartisan legislative compromise.

The Senate Democrats, the Senate Republicans, the House Democrats.

You covered your ass.

You put in stuff so that they couldn't come after you for January.

The January Six Committee couldn't subpoena emails.

Couldn'T fucking pay rate.

What?

50% pay raise.

Almost 50%.

Right?

You were involved in all this shit and you didn't do and you thought you were going to slip this through and you got caught and now you're pissed off that you got caught.

How dare Americans pay attention.

Right?

This is the guy that said that.

Guess what?

You know what?

We're not going to certify the election because of the Constitution, 14th Amendment, Section 3.

And, and, and we're going to do that.

And then it's martial law, and we got to protect everybody that's this scumbag.

And here he is again.

Democrats, the House Republicans, everybody agreed.

And then it was blown up by Elon Musk, who apparently has become the fourth branch of government.

And that's just an intolerable way of proceeding representative democracy.

So, yeah, tolerable if someone pointing out truth.

No, I'm sorry.

Oh, my God.

Yeah, somebody read the bill, let the American public know what fucking scumbags you are, and then you're all pissed off because you got caught, literally, with their.

Dick in their hand.

Huh?

What do you mean?

Yeah, totally.

That's one hour, eight minutes and nine seconds.

Shut up.

Gotta fill up that Duchess soundboard.

No, you don't.

Yes, I do.

The Democrats are going to try to figure out how we can salvage the public good out of the wreckage.

Let me translate that.

The Democrats are going to try to figure out how we can get this fucking bill back in.

Because if Donald Trump comes in and goes after the January 6 committee with all the fucking nonsense we did, we're all fucked.

We're screwed.

All right?

And if he also goes after all the.

The players that tried to put him in jail, they're fucked, too.

And you know what?

I'm.

For all of this.

I want.

Yeah, bounce them all.

I don't care.

Get rid of every one of them.

Yeah, this new one.

But do you think that there's a scenario where you might regret rejecting a clean debt ceiling increase?

I mean, that's what they've added to this.

We're going to discuss this in our caucus and we'll figure out what to do.

It's just horrific that they have thrust us into this kind of chaos already.

You did this.

Would you like to have thrust into you.

Dude, come on, stop.

You did this.

You.

This is your fault.

You took this bill.

You made it 1546 pages.

You tried to shove it through right before Christmas.

You did this.

This is no one else to blame but you.

They got caught.

They got caught and they don't like it.

And I love it.

And the people of this country should love it.

Except other nitwits now.

So they.

So they take this bill and they bring it from 1546 pages down.

I think.

I think it was like 181 pages or something like that.

I thought 160, but yeah, under 200 pages.

Under 200 pages.

Under 200 pages.

All right.

They cut out all that.

Yeah.

All right.

But still.

Okay, I'll take that then.

These motherfuckers have the audacity to go after this actually gets passed and then sit there and take credit for this.

Oh, yeah, look what we did.

Well, they all voted for it.

I think someone voted present, which I fucking hate.

Right?

And you know something?

They in C span, when it first started in the hall of Congress, they have who voted yay, who voted nay.

And then C SPAN used to have a camera on that so everybody could see the voting.

They took it down.

They made them take it down.

Yeah, here's.

So you don't know who voted against it until after the vote closes.

Right?

Here's Jeffries, and he's going to tell you what a great job he did.

And Democrats over this.

We saw Elon Musk take kind of a powerful role in his power over the Republican caucus.

That's happened.

That's surprised me, I guess.

Listen, you feckless cunt, that's not what happened.

Elon Musk just told everybody what was in that 1546 page.

And here is.

This is.

This is why.

This is why MSNBC gets less fucking viewers than this fucking podcast.

This is why CNN's dying.

This is why all you guys are going to be without a job.

Keep it up.

Keep journalism.

Journalism in a moment.

Keep doing the journalism in them that.

That you do.

And you guys are all going to be out of job and you have no one to blame by yourself because all you are.

Are fucking puppets.

I can't believe that you.

It's like you should be able to see strings on them.

That's what kind of puppets they are.

How do they.

How can they believe.

How can you believe what you're saying?

And how.

How much money is your credibility?

I hope they're paying you a shit ton of money because you're going to need it.

Sleeps at night.

You're going to need it for the rest of your life because the only thing you're going to be qualified for after this is a fucking Walmart reader.

Maybe it shouldn't have.

Did anything about how he wielded his power surprise you?

Well, many people throughout the Capitol are saying that he has perhaps emerged as the leader of the Republican Party moving forward.

And we'll have to see how that plays itself out over the next few weeks, next few months, and next few years.

As House Democrats, our position is simple.

There are three things that we should all be focused on in connection with the American people.

You ready for this fucking lie?

Hold on to your hats Ladies and gentlemen.

I can't believe Talcom X said this with a straight fucking face.

Talco M.

X, here we go.

First, lowering costs.

Second, bigger paychecks for hardworking American taxpayers.

And third, securing safer communities.

That's going.

Duke did this by doing what?

Closing the border.

When, When Donald Trump.

When.

When Joe Biden took office.

He didn't.

His.

The fucking Bible was still war where his fucking hand was.

He ran in and he undid all the fucking immigration bills that Trump had and they came pouring into this fucking country like cockroaches.

You did that?

You and your fucking Democratic people did this.

And then.

And the Republicans are sitting there with their fucking thumb, one thumb in their ass and one thumb in their mouth and every five minutes they're switching and they're like, what do we do?

Yeah, you're all.

You are all complicit in this.

Why is it.

Why was the inflation rate 9%?

Because they passed the Inflation Reduction act which drove it through the fucking roof.

Jesus Christ.

And to sit there and say this with a straight fucking face.

How dare you.

They took credit for all that.

Look at what we did.

Oh, my God.

Fucking losers.

Gonna be our North Star moving forward.

And we'll see whether the incoming administration is prepared to join us on behalf of the American people.

Join you?

What?

Fucking us in the ass?

No, I think Donald Trump's wants to take your dick out of the taxpayer's ass and actually like, give us a fucking break for a little bit.

You think that's too much to fucking ask?

Oh, my God, this motherfucker.

And he said, oh, all right.

Tom says you're probably.

Shut up, Tom, you faggot.

No, shut up.

And then Johnson Pop says, that's why we're watching.

Yeah.

This guy doesn't know what to do.

This guy doesn't know entertainment or talent.

They just.

If I swap over here, just call 911 and send them to my house and watch a break the back door down and drag my fat ass out of here.

It's ridiculous.

Let me ask you something, Tom.

How come you're not upset about this?

How come you think this is okay?

We should all be screaming and throwing shit to sit there and say, oh, you know what we're gonna do?

We're gonna undo everything we fucking did over the past four years for the voters.

You did this.

You did it.

Nobody else.

You sat there, you're complicit, and you used your fucking lapdog media to sit there and make it sound and either not cover it or sit there and sunshine it like that fucking Jen Psaki.

That fucking dirtbag.

I hope all of you.

You know something?

I'm sorry.

The fact that the.

No, no, I'm not.

The fact that these guys still get on TV and you know what?

No one's watching msnbc.

They're just such slick liars.

It's just.

They're just.

It's just.

It just comes out of them.

They're not even slick.

Who believes this?

A lot of people do get.

Moron believes this getting elected.

That's why they're getting elected.

Oh, the fucking nerve of them.

We saw Elon Musk.

Sorry, I've lost control, ladies and gentlemen.

So it wasn't that big.

Okay, so that's the Republican response.

Nope, that's not what I want.

Nope.

Here's our buddy Chris Christie, because he's talking about.

Come on, have yourself a merry little Christmas.

Fuck him.

When does this.

At one point, I had some ends.

When Trump believes that something has gone wrong and he needs someone to blame and Musk becomes the person to blame.

And no one knows how long that will take.

You know, look, our colleague Reince Priebus.

It was five months and then he was gone.

General Kelly, it was 18 months.

You know, the people who sit at the very center with Trump have a shelf life.

And that shelf life is influenced by outside events, as Speaker Johnson is finding out right now.

This is a guy who's done everything Trump's asked him to do.

He's essentially gotten down on one knee to Trump on a regular basis.

And now he had this problem this week.

You bullshit.

He should know better.

Chris Christie, he's been slobbing the knob of Trump quite a while.

Trump gave him Covid during the last.

The 2020 debate.

The 2020 debate, prosecuting Kushner.

Christie, Christine was playing Joe Biden during the debates, and Trump gave him Covid and almost fucking killed him.

I tried.

So again, there's no way Trump knew what was going on here.

And Speaker Johnson thought he was going to be able to sneak this through and he was playing both heads.

I don't care.

You don't.

When you.

Look, if we're talking about a little bit of something, you want to give the Democrats for their vote, but to sit there and give them immunity over the shit that they did after the 2020 election.

Fuck you.

And hold them accountable.

But we need this country fixed.

The first.

When Trump was in the first time, he spent a lot of time going after people.

And we cannot afford four more years of Trump stroking his ego.

I get it.

I get it.

But he's got.

He's got to keep that in the background while he fixes this storm that we live in.

He's got to keep his, was it, eyes on the prize, head in the game, forward moving.

We need this country fixed or at least move in the right way.

And if he's gonna spend all his time around with this guy pissed me off and I'm gonna.

This guy, I, I don't.

I don't have time for that.

Nobody in America has time for that.

So I hope, and I think that perhaps this term he might be a little more focused in on that, because I think he truly understands how bad it is.

Well, Sparky says Trump has two years.

He does.

He's got to hit the ground fucking running.

Here's the deal.

Because he's got all the votes.

So he finally surrounded himself with some really good fucking people.

Yes, J.D.

vance, Elon Musk, the Vic, Ramaswamy, Tulsi Gabbard.

These people here can actually sit there and say, look, listen, don't get all.

Don't get your panties twisted, all right?

Put the fucking phone down and stop tweeting.

We're gonna take care of this, all right?

But we're gonna do it smart.

And Trump likes smart.

And you know, the thing about Trump, what he does is he will listen to people if he feels like he's gonna come out looking good here.

What you don't wanna do is you don't want to turn around and make it look like it was Trump's fault because then the gloves come off and.

You mean like Chris Christie did.

Yeah.

Never, ever work anywhere in the Republican Party again.

Right?

No way.

Well, nobody wants him.

Nobody wants.

Jersey doesn't want him.

Nobody want him.

He can't be a professor anywhere.

Nobody's going to hire him.

Yep.

He's really unhirable.

He's chubby, Chris.

He's over there.

That's not chubby.

Chubby.

Chubby.

Do you remember when they.

When he.

In the fucking 4th of July weekend where he shut down all the state parks?

Yes.

Because the budget.

And he.

But he sat his big fat ass.

On the beach right in the lawn chair.

Goddamn slides.

And they took pictures of him.

And he's on.

He's in every mean.

When the, when the 95 collapsed, they had him sitting in a lawn chair.

There's a beach chair everywhere.

Beach chair everywhere.

Yeah.

He's become a meme.

It's.

He was.

He is tone deaf and he doesn't get it.

And he's gonna go on TV and think he's shit talking.

Trump.

Like I'm gonna out.

Trump.

Trump.

No, you're not.

You're not even close.

You don't have the money or the.

Or the backing.

We're not stupid.

We could see with our own eyes.

We've seen what you did, Chris.

Yes, we see what happened.

We know what's going on.

Yeah, he us enough so we don't.

He doesn't.

We don't have time for that.

Sparky says what's.

Yeah, Pfizer won't even hire him.

That's true, Bob.

All right, Sparky says, what's Fauci up to?

Oh, there's another guy that's running as another cockroaches.

They stop money going to him.

I'll have to.

I'll have to look.

I hope so.

I listen.

Every one of those guys have more money than they ever could spend in their entire life.

I know there's greedy.

So long.

So just his pension alone is disgusting amount of money.

Yeah, Nobody should retire with that.

I hear off the public.

Off the public.

The government.

The government.

All right, everybody, why don't we get into some podcast shout outs?

We'll let you go.

I think I riled you up enough or.

I know I riled myself up enough.

John's gonna have to go, like, pee or punch something or something.

Yes, yes.

After this, I gotta take the audio and get it out so we can have.

So for your Christmas Eve.

You can if you.

Well, if you're listening to this as a podcast, I want to do.

This is our Christmas present to you, our Christmas Eve podcast.

Then we'll be here the day after John's stroking out.

Merry Christmas.

Check my heart, my blood pressure.

We should hook you up to a blood pressure monitor and video that, like, have a camera on it, and we can just watch it be like, just flat line out.

Do you have any.

Before we go into this, do you have any Christmas plans?

I'm back.

Well, if you stroke out, he can.

You know what's funny?

Do you have anything like that?

I could zap you on Monday.

See when the kids.

Is it Monday?

Oh, yeah.

Next Monday.

I'm coming over Monday.

Yeah, Monday.

Yeah.

So my kids are older now, and they've got, you know, they're boyfriends, and so they're going to the boyfriend's house and also.

But what I did for a while was I used to go over in the morning and we would watch the kids open the gifts and then they would have, like, a big breakfast and then I would come home and take a nap.

And then I would get up and like a Jew, I would order Chinese food.

And that was my Christmas.

And I loved it.

It was peaceful.

It was nice.

And now.

Well, now the kids are going, so we're going to go over, we're going to have breakfast and I don't know, I.

I guess I might be doing the Chinese food thing, but I might be.

It depends.

I don't know.

I have to talk, be out with.

The grandbabies and stuff.

The last year, last year, my son, my ex wife, we watched football and ate Chinese food.

So that's what we did.

That sounds nice.

It was a nice tradition.

Yeah, it wasn't bad.

You know, it was actually pretty good.

It was funny.

My son came in today and he dropped cookies over here.

There was more cookies.

He brought more cookies.

And so I'm sitting there and all of a sudden my ex wife, crunchy munching cookies.

My ex wife says, hey, did John give you those cookies?

And I went, no, John, did you eat all my cookies?

And he goes, no, they're right behind you.

I'm like, oh, oh.

I said, no, no.

I got him.

He yelled at him.

Do you eat my cookies?

I'm over here drinking coffee.

I could have some.

I could have some Snicker Doodles, get some breakfast.

You know, if I thought about this, we could have had a bracket of the best Christmas cookies.

Because to me, my favorite Christmas cookie is a snickerdoodle.

I don't know.

I love snicker.

I only get them once a year.

They only make it once a year.

What are they?

They're just like.

I don't know, they're just cinnamon sugar and sugary and just light and fluffy and delicious.

And then you can't.

I haven't made cookies like Christmas cookies.

My grandmother used to make dozens of, like, all different kinds of cookies, but with the food allergies in my house, there's no Christmas cookies.

I know there's none.

My favorite ones that she would make would be like the peanut butter ones with the Hershey Kiss in the middle.

Oh, yeah.

I don't think I've had one since.

Yeah, I can't.

I can't.

I can't make them.

They make the oatmeal raisin, the chocolate chip.

And then she makes this.

She makes this hot chocolate cookie, which is like chocolate, tastes like a brownie, and it's got little marshmallows in it.

So good.

But I remember we used to have peppermint Cookies.

She would make peanut butter balls.

Some kind of white crescent cookie.

It was some kind of almond something or other with powdered sugar all over it.

Yeah.

Oh, so many.

Have you ever made.

Have you ever tried Christmas crack?

I was just getting to that because we do make.

You take saltine crackers and put them down.

So good.

Why is that so good?

I don't know.

But now what they do is.

You ever see those little biscuits that they have?

They're.

I forget the name of them, but they're like.

And they're really.

It's a good cookie.

And they use that instead of the saltine crackers.

Oh, like a Lorna Doone or something.

Like a shortbread.

Lorna Dunes.

They layer.

That's it.

They layer.

Lorna Dunes.

And then they take the sugar that they melt, which is like caramel, and then they pour it all over there, and they put the chocolate chips and they melt.

It's brown sugar and butter.

Melt it together, bubble it up, pour.

It over, and then they turn it over and they hit and it's.

Oh, my God.

You know, I saw that, like, years ago on Facebook.

I'm like, well, that looks kind of stupid easy.

And I'm like, you know, saltines are what, like, two bucks?

They're cheap.

So I was like, I got saltines.

Let me try it.

Made it, did that.

Put the chocolate chips on it, smoothed it, put sprinkles on it.

Like, crumbled up some pretzel bits on it.

Oh, my God.

Fancy.

I'm fancy.

Fancy.

Like that.

Delicious.

It's amazing.

Yeah, it's.

Yeah, yeah.

Like Bruce said, it's stupid easy.

Stupid good.

Yeah.

Stupid easy.

And you can't, like.

I know Aaron says this conversation's giving me diabetes.

I know.

It's all the stuff I don't make.

Although I will be making.

I'm cooking dinner this year.

So I'm making a small ham and a turkey breast, and then, like, all the stuff that goes with it.

And I'm gonna make an apple pie, and Olivia's bringing cookies.

So up in the refrigerator, I have a three pound turkey breast.

And there's a way to make it in the crock pot.

See, I go to TikTok recipes, and I love me some TikTok recipes because for me, I want to throw everything in there in the morning, turn it on the crock pot.

When I go upstairs, you put it on low.

When you go upstairs, it's done, and you just make it.

And that, to me, is the best.

So anyhow, yeah, I'm throwing mine in the oven.

Because when I make turkey, because, you know, turkey's just not enough.

I put.

I cover the top with bacon and I let it bake.

And then the bacon kind of.

Yeah, bastes it.

It's really good.

I made the meat lump.

I took the.

I took bacon and I lined the meatloaf pan with bacon.

And then I took the meat, the meat mixture, and I put it in there and I put it over top.

Then you turn it over and smack it so it comes out.

And then I put it in the air fryer.

And then like three minutes before, I brought it out and slathered it with barbecue sauce and then put it back in again so it glazed over.

That was good.

I can't seem to make it again.

I don't know why.

For some reason I.

I'm.

Have you made meatloaf lately?

Because I think the last time you made it, you said it was all fucked up.

It was all.

It was terrible.

It was burned on the outside and it wasn't good.

Not good.

I was probably just somewhere along.

I'll get it.

I'll get it right.

Someday we'll figure it out.

That's all right.

All right.

So we ready to do some podcast shout outs?

We are.

Okay.

You didn't get them up yet?

All this stalling.

I was waiting.

Okay, I have them.

All right.

Just checking my phone shut off.

Oh, my God.

All right.

You know you've been going waxing on and on and on and yelling at people.

Turn my phone on.

And you're like, no, you're stalling.

You're not ready.

I want.

You're first.

I want you to go.

Let's go.

We got people here.

You good?

Can I talk now?

Sure.

Thank you.

You're up.

Go.

The Am I cancelled podcast with Edward.

Yeah, his episode he did with Googlehead.

You were awesome.

Google heads here in the chat, you were fabulous.

Really, really good job.

I was like.

Because I'm listening to the.

To her do the episode.

And I was like, oh, she's good.

She's great.

She's really good.

I.

There's a diamond in a rough there, Edward.

You better scoop that up.

That's right.

You better scoop that up with a cracker.

My friend Google had messaged me.

We will set something up.

Yeah, there you go.

I know.

Who's going to be able to put it out, but you know, you guys should be able to talk.

Girls versus boys.

I think we win.

Who would I get?

I don't know.

We'll figure it out.

All right.

The Brand X podcast.

Got to get a hold of Deuce and figure out when we could do this in January because I'm excited to bring that back.

It should be fun.

Did you go back and listen to the previous episode when I said my favorite podcasters and you swore pod, I said podcast.

You said it so fast.

But I said podcast.

It could have went either way.

It could have went either way.

I thought you were.

I thought you were dissing me.

My favorite part is, like, you started talking, went.

Yeah.

You just stopped, like, all the time.

It was so pissed.

It was so.

I think I listened to that about six times and laughed every time I had to say it.

Podcast with Aaron, who's in our chat tonight.

Yeah, he's in the chat tonight.

You know something?

I.

You know what we should do in 2024?

We should make a network.

We should get.

Yes, that too.

You know how it's like in your checks, you don't write the 25 until, like, March.

You keep writing 24 in 2024.

2024.

Till, like, we should make a boomer network of boomer.

Well, I don't know.

Those guys aren't boomers.

I think they're too young for boomers.

But I mean, we should make, like, a raging network like Aaron and Bruce and.

And all them Argentina.

Wow.

Wow.

If I knew any Spanish.

No, no.

In.

Or wait a minute.

Brazil's Portugal.

They speak Portuguese.

In Argentina, I think they speak Espanol.

That's about as much as I know.

I believe so.

Well, thank you for stopping by.

Sure.

That's great.

Yeah.

Yeah.

So that the Aaron's podcast.

That would be great to have, like, a network of where we could.

Well, we do support each other anyhow, but wouldn't it be cool to kind of have, like, a network?

I don't know.

Why not?

We used to try that network thing back in the.

In the 2018, and it didn't seem to work too well.

But, you know, who knows?

We could try.

Is it me?

Am I up next?

Okay, you are up next.

The Weather Report with Bruce, Jason, Ken, and Christian.

We leave Christian off because he kind of just sits there and doesn't say anything.

And then he does.

I feel like he produces, but I guess he does.

But yes, we can add Christian on there.

We can add Christian on there.

Okay.

Yes, he's taking a week off.

He's off from work.

Well, he's taken off the morning view, the 9:00, one Eastern time, 6:00.

So Bruce says he is their producer.

Right there.

I know.

I'm very happy that I shamed Jason and actually writing down his plug at the end so he doesn't sound, like, dumb.

And holding cups up to the camera.

There we go.

I speak English.

Spanish, Italian, Portuguese, American, Argentina sign language.

Is Argentina sign language different than America?

Wait a minute.

Is there American Sign language in Argentina sign language?

Well, there is American Sign Language.

It's a.

I understand it, but why would sign language be in different.

Why would it be different in Spanish than it would be in English?

Like, you would think sign language would be universal, right?

I don't know.

What do you, like, keep your pinky out or what would you do different in Spanish?

Argentina sign language.

Although, I mean, that's okay.

So the response is, yes, it's so different.

How about that?