All The Ocracies | Episode 293

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How's everybody doing?

This is one very, very tired.

John Domingo.

Oh, my God.

I've got.

I'm running about three hours sleep.

How much coffee?

You know what?

No coffee cups.

No coffee.

I'm Donald Trump in it.

I'm diet coking it.

Today, I had about five Diet Cokes.

I don't know if you've noticed, but I have my Super Bowl 59.

How did you get this champion hat on today?

Thank you, Amazon.

My daughter went out to the stores where they already have all the merch, and she says, do you want a hat?

I said, do I?

Do I?

Do.

I do.

I want a hat.

That's right, ladies and gentlemen, your Philadelphia Eagles is Super Bowl 59 champs, and I'm here for it.

And then afterwards, like Philadelphians do, we went down.

I went out, and we did a lot of damage.

We rioted.

We set fires.

We shot people in the eye with fireworks.

Tore down light posts.

Tore down light posts.

We're gonna get into some of that.

I don't know what the fucking light post did.

They tore them down.

And then.

And not only that, but the stadium was taken over by Eagles fans.

It was like a home game.

And the ones that couldn't get into the game were all over Bourbon Street.

Well, they also had it in.

In Philly.

They had it in the convention center.

Oh, I didn't know that.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Okay.

Well, and then they also have Xfinity Live, which is down there by the stadiums.

It's a big place where they're all.

Standing outside watching the game.

And every bar in the Philadelphia area, South Jersey area, we all.

They were all having it.

I watched it by myself.

I watched it at home, too.

Well, to be honest with you, it was.

I don't want to be driving home late.

Well, it's all the other drunks as you got to worry about.

I'm okay, but I know there's some.

Yeah.

More on.

That's going to be, like, super celebratory, and then I'm gonna crash into them or something.

What a game.

Oh, thanks.

If you're an Eagles fan, that's was the most amazing game I've ever seen in my entire life.

I mean, it was a good game.

I have to.

I have to say that not Speaking not as an Eagles fan, although I was cheering for them.

It seemed like the whole team had it together.

Like they were in sync the entire way.

Like there's a couple little snafus here and there, but nothing terrible.

That was nothing that they couldn't recover from.

Good old fashioned Philly ass whooping.

Yeah, it kind of was.

So then I get a message on tick tock because I put up an Eagles thing after we.

After I got done, I did an Eagles tick tock where I.

Shocking.

Okay.

I sang no one likes us.

No one likes us.

No one likes us.

We don't care.

That song.

And then Adam from Phil, we.

No one likes us.

We don't care.

Right.

It's almost like a Jersey song, except it's Philly.

Exactly.

So Adam says, Eagles didn't win that game.

The Chiefs lost the game.

Now I'm like, what the does that mean?

You know what?

Let me just say something.

Let me gear up and fight.

Here's the deal.

The Philadelphia defense came out there and fucking manhandled that team.

I mean, and then.

And it's.

Patrick Mahomes had no one to throw to.

Our secondary blanketed them.

They didn't get across the 50 yard line until the third quarter.

They had like 17 yards in the first half.

We had more points by the halftime than they had offensive yards.

Yep.

Okay.

I think they had like two first downs in the whole first half.

And you know, I was just.

Dropped the ball a few times too.

Like.

Like ridiculously.

They shouldn't.

Yeah, I get that.

Well, there's a couple.

One guy was wide open.

Yeah, he did.

He dropped the ball and he's like.

All right, so I got a couple videos here.

First I want to see, like.

Sorry, folks, listening.

How dare you, first of all, watching a video.

One of the.

Wait a minute.

It's.

It's more audio, but I have.

Okay, I should say that I have some.

What would I call it?

I have some.

Now you got me all fucked up.

I have some kind of video audio combination thing I think you'll like.

There we go.

All right, so first is.

I love the predictions of other people.

This is what.

This is what I love.

Here we go.

As a Cowboys fan, this is a prediction I really don't want to have to give because the Eagles are in the super bowl.

And while I don't want the Eagles.

To win, I'm going to give you.

A real super bowl prediction.

Okay.

When I look at big time games like this, I look at three main things.

Oh, what are they?

I Look at experience.

Because you're in the Super Bowl.

Okay?

I look at who has the better head coach.

You know something?

I wonder how this Dallas fan does.

Because I'm looking at this gentleman and he probably wasn't even alive the last time the fucking Dallas Cowboys were in the fucking Super Bowl.

Bowl.

He's not wrong there.

Right?

All right, so, okay, better head coach Andy Reid.

Okay?

And who has the better quarterback?

And when you boil all three of.

Those things down, it's not the Cowboys.

There's only one answer, baby.

There's only one answer, baby.

There's only one answer, baby.

Yeah.

Welcome to the Red Kingdom.

That's terrible.

I get it.

I mean, I.

I understand it.

He's a Cowboys fan.

He will never root for the Phillies or for the Eagles.

I get it.

Ever.

I get it.

So that's why.

Because he's stupid.

Yeah.

And I.

I was nervous all the way into the.

Late into the third quarter.

I know they were beating them like, I think they were beating them 34 to 6 or something like that.

Yeah.

And once we got into the fourth quarter, I'm like, all right, they can't come back now.

They.

They can't come back, but could they?

Well, now, now listen.

Patrick Mahomes came in there and threw two touchdowns against our second second string defense.

All right?

They pulled the starters out.

They figured, let's put the other guys in, let them play in the Super Bowl.

We were beaten.

Beating him to death.

And he got two touchdowns.

We.

Okay, here's me.

I'm not just saying.

I told you I'm a little touchy today.

Here's the play of the game.

This is the.

This is the play of the game that I almost had a heart attack on.

This is when Cooper de Jean, 22 years old.

He's younger than my twins.

His 22nd birthday.

Yeah, it's on his birthday.

He's in the Super Bowl.

Cute.

Really.

He's a baby.

Patrick Mahomes drops back.

They're chasing him.

He slings the ball, and then this happens.

First down.

You didn't just do that, Patrick.

He throws.

Interception.

Get there.

Oh, my.

That was a Chiefs fan, by the way.

That was a Chiefs fan.

Shut up.

That was.

Yeah, so I thought I had another one in here.

So Budwugger says play the game.

Was Kenny Pickett with the victory Victory formation.

Yeah, I know.

What a.

They should have pulled him out and had Hertz go in for the last one.

No, they just let him.

Oh, why would you give it to Kenny Picket for that?

Oh, because he's not going to be here next year, I don't think.

Hopefully get rid of him.

Well, I got his participation ring, so.

Good job, buddy.

Yeah.

Here's the pick.

This is it.

They're calling.

This is the call of the game.

Like the Tom Brady and the other guy, right?

This is the pick.

Third and 16.

Mahomes rolling out, looking, firing, intercepted.

Picked up by Cooper.

DeJean gets a block.

Dean is in.

Touchdown.

Wow.

Wow.

Gani almost laid an eg.

So excited.

I know.

I.

I gotta tell you, just watching that again, I got goosebumps all over again.

I.

I got goosebumps.

How many times have you watched that play?

It had to been two dozen times.

At least 10 times I've watched it today.

Today, today, today.

I.

I can't.

Because there's all different.

Like, they have that, then they have the end zone where he's coming in from the end zone, and then they got the.

With the music behind it.

With a cooperation.

Cooper Jean is not a safety.

He's a lockdown.

So Tom Brady with the award.

Wow.

Yeah, I know.

Okay, so can we pause on this and talk about Tom Brady for just a moment?

Sure.

How much surgery has he had?

He has not one wrinkle in his brow.

His jawline is incredibly sculpted.

Yeah.

And that dent in his chin seems a little more pronounced.

Oh, you know what that is?

They're just not feeding him.

What's his butt chin?

That's a.

That's his belly button.

He's had so much skin pulled up, his dick's right around his.

His neckline.

That's not his Adam apple.

That's his balls.

Bruce says you've used a whole jar of Vaseline today.

I have not.

But I know that they were greasing the poles.

I know they were greasing the poles over in Philly.

And I said, oh, I'm sure there's a lot of poles being greased in Philly after this win.

Jody says 3/4 of domination, pretty much.

They put the second string in in the fourth quarter.

Yes.

Yes.

Nobody's.

Nobody's freaking out about it.

If the Eagles wanted you, it makes it sound like he was coming back.

We're coming back.

There was trash.

Garbage touchdowns.

You gotta calm down.

Nobody's bashing them.

You're just getting.

If they left the fucking first team out there, he wouldn't even have got them.

He'd have probably got sacked like nine more times.

His offensive line domination.

You have to admit, the first three were.

Oh, yeah.

So they slid a little bit in the fourth.

It doesn't matter.

They didn't, it's not like they gave up the win.

They still got the dub, so it doesn't matter.

Relax.

I, I, you know what?

I'm offended by the term slid.

They didn't slide.

They, they just didn't stomp.

They marched.

Yes, yes.

And then they put their second team in and they, you know, it's no sense of making, running the score up to 60 something, you know.

Jody, I'm trying to defend you here.

But he's just, well, it's ridiculous.

It's not like they were coming back.

Okay?

Nobody has said that.

Okay.

All right.

Just saying.

I know.

You really don't need to defend it.

It's okay.

And then Philadelphia fans that were down in, in New Orleans, they were there for a couple of days, spreading around the Philly money and the waitresses were very happy with, with Eagles fans.

I don't give a fuck about football, but let's just say I work at a very popular New Orleans establishment.

I just want to let you all know, fuck the Chiefs, because every single one of those bitches has been a.

Shitty ass motherfucking tipper.

Go Birds.

They be tipping.

They be tipping well because they know.

What it's like to work for a living.

Now you know what it is?

I've started.

I'm a sore winner.

It's the fact that, no, they make it sound like the Chiefs were even in the game.

We pull our, we pulled the first team out and let the second team go in and, you know, and then Patrick Mahomes is, is throwing, thrown against our second, our second team.

D.

Okay, they couldn't get across the, they couldn't get across the 50 yard line until the third quarter.

Just saying.

Whoops.

Okay, didn't want that.

Not being a sore winner, but I'm certainly not going to be sitting here taking any kind of nonsense, I'll tell you that right now.

Nobody's abusing your team.

All right?

Yet.

Hey, Aaron, how are you?

For any of your, any of you Bills fans out there, as a lifelong Buffalo Bills fan, after watching this game tonight, I'm going to do the one respectful thing I think I can do.

I'm totally jerking off to the Eagles logo.

Go Bills.

Go Bills.

Go Bills.

But yeah, it was, it was great.

I'll tell you, when he intercepted that ball, I just, I mean, you could just, you could almost feel the, the ground shake in the area.

Everybody was like freaking out.

What am I doing here?

Another hurricane.

You're losing your mind because yeah, I'm not.

Listen, folks can be a lot of mistakes.

Tonight.

I'm just about delirious telling you that right now.

Just about.

Just about delirious.

There's one there.

Here's one.

Here's one issue.

Apparently we can't spell.

And I don't understand this, but again, they're out there.

I guess this was game day.

Before this, before the.

It was pregame.

They were out on the streets.

Here's another Eagles fan.

You want to leave the chat with your people?

Go ahead, spell it.

E, A, G, E, L.

Eagles.

Michael, we're going to work on a spelling lesson for these Eagle fans.

Man.

That's the second time publicly this week I've heard it spelled wrong.

Yeah, I know.

I get it.

Don't you have a song?

Yeah, we do.

Kind of like the ABC song.

Yeah, but, you know, you notice what's happening.

Let me.

Let me just back this up for the people that are watching.

I guess they could sing it.

So see, the gentleman that.

Well, you can't see it if you're listening, but there's a gentleman here and let me just say he's.

And that seemed to be the same problem we had with the mayor.

Mayor was also.

So you're saying because they're black, they can't smell?

That's what I'm saying.

Okay.

That's exactly what I'm saying.

You can just literally say it.

Well, I thought it was funnier to do it this way.

Okay.

And then probably good, lucky Chiefs fan sound listening.

All right, let's try this again.

Good, lucky Chiefs fans.

That's sound listening to world's game winner Buffalo.

Predictions live stream live in super Bolton.

Wow.

You're still drunk from the other night.

Wow.

Oh, welcome aboard, Lenny.

Welcome aboard.

Dude, you type.

You type like John Reeds.

Yeah, yeah.

Orly.

Jesus Christ.

They're all.

They're all spelled right.

It's just the.

Now they weren't.

Put that back up.

The Chiefs were spelled wrong.

Oh, well, it's true.

Chefs.

The chef's fans.

Yeah.

Is it chef's fans sound listening to.

World games, prediction, streaming.

You got everything else right.

All right, Lenny Chiefs, then.

He's fine.

No, three Pete.

No.

I hate this, baby.

So I love this.

The Chiefs.

No, no.

Love that.

That was Patrick Mahomes.

Yeah.

And listen, if it wasn't for.

If.

If it wasn't for them playing the Eagles, I would have been rooting for the Chiefs.

I really would have wanted to see them have a three peat.

I think Patrick Mahomes is An amazing quarterback.

You know, I'm a fan of Travis Kelsey and of course I'm a fan.

I am now a fan of Andy Reid.

He was our coach here for, I don't know, 10 something years.

He took us to a Super bowl and a bunch of NFC championship games.

So, you know, it's a shame.

It's a shame we had to put an ass whooping on them, but, you know.

An ass whooping, I guess.

All right, so shall we get into the real part of the Super Bowl?

The commercials?

That's always about the commercials.

Yeah.

All right, so which ones was your.

Which one was your favorite commercial?

I have a couple.

All right.

Dirk says he ain't the MVP though.

So who's not the mvp?

Mahomes.

Mahomes isn't the.

Okay, did they make the MVP of the league yet?

They don't think they.

They chose the MVP of the league.

Or of the Super Bowl.

The league.

Who was the MVP of the league?

Josh Allen.

Oh, I'm sorry.

The guy didn't make it into the Super Bowl.

That fucking guy.

That guy that gets beat by the fucking Chiefs in the playoffs every.

I don't see your Eagles.

He didn't.

Valuable player.

What the fuck?

You can shit talk him all you like.

So is he in.

Is he in the Super Bowl?

Is he wearing a Super bowl championship hat?

I'm sorry, hold on.

Did he win an AFC championship yet?

Since he's been in the league?

Has he been to a Super bowl yet?

The MVP of the league?

Dirk is so annoyed with you right now.

What the fuck?

What am I out of my mind?

How is he the MVP of the league?

His team didn't make it to the fucking Super Bowl.

Okay?

Hey, you know something?

On my top five of MVP players in the league.

He wouldn't even make the top five.

You got, as far as I'm concerned, Saquon Barkley.

You could make another case for Patrick Mahomes.

I mean, look what he did this year.

I mean, look how many scores.

One score games.

That him.

He ended it really well.

Good job, Josh Allen.

That's a fucking embarrassment.

If I was a Bills fan, I would.

I would.

That's.

That's an embarrassment.

Josh Allen.

Turk said I gave him 20 minutes.

He's still yapping.

I know.

God, he's delicious at this point.

Point.

Ridiculous.

All right, speaking on to the commercials, please.

Yes.

All right, so which.

Which one was your favorite?

There was a few I thought that were really good.

I did like the.

I did like the.

A couple of the Budweiser ones.

I'm a big fan of anything with the Clydesdales, so I was happy the Clydesdale horses were back.

Okay.

I thought that was just cute.

When he rolls that, the keg falls off the truck and he just kind of rolls it.

The young Clydesdale decided he's going to roll it into town and rolled it into a bar.

Yeah, that was cute.

I consider that the Josh Allen of half of super bowl commercials, but go ahead.

I'm sorry.

Your fucking retarded eagles weren't in any commercial then.

Anyway, I like that commercial.

What was your favorite?

Well, my favorite was the.

The Doritos with the alien.

Are they still flying around?

I don't know.

Are they?

I haven't seen any.

And then they're trying to fight over the bag, and when the thing finally pulls out of the bag, it goes and blows up the alien ship.

I like that.

My second favorite one was Shane Gillis in the cul de sac.

That was funny.

That was really good.

Yeah.

It's amazing how Budweiser has pivoted.

Yeah.

So hard from the unwoke ones.

Yes.

All right, so which one.

What was your next one that you liked?

So I did like that one.

The Clyde Zone was cute.

I got a kick.

I don't even drink Mountain Dew.

I don't think I've ever had it with Seal.

Being a seal.

I like that.

It just made me laugh really hard because I'm like, is that Seal?

That Seal is a seal.

That's what he's done, right?

I don't know what he's done since Kiss More Rose.

I'm sure he has a career, but I don't know.

Which one of the supermodels was he banging that married to?

I thought Heidi Clum.

That was Heidi Klum.

That's right.

He was banging Heidi Klum.

I thought that was a good one.

What was another one you had?

There was.

I did like the space aliens one.

I did like the.

Was it Instacart with all the mascots?

That was a good one, too, because.

That was funny, because they show.

When they started, they said, puppy Monkey Baby, and I went, oh, no, we're bringing baby back.

Yeah, I brought that fucking thing back.

But it was just that when they had them all together, which probably was not cheap to do to get all.

Those masks, all those.

Well, yeah, all those trademarked ones.

Yeah.

So that.

That was good.

Some of the ones I was hoping for was a Spuds MacKenzie.

I didn't see a Spuds MacKenzie, but poor Spuds like all the other mascots.

I guess it was mascots, trademarks, whatever.

You would call them, mascots.

It was pretty cool.

And then the other one I really liked was the old ladies, the Weathertech.

That was really funny where the lady yells bingo.

And she turns around and she pulls her top out, lets her big old titties flop out.

That was kind of funny.

And it was very like Thelma and Louise, like the gang, the four of them all like, in the car.

Oh, this.

And.

And you had said on earlier this morning was the lay's potato chip.

Was it?

You had said it.

Or Bruce potato chips with the.

The potato farmer.

I thought that was kind of.

Oh, okay.

Yeah, yeah, it was cute.

It's not like I like a funny in your face commercial.

I'm not like the shocking.

Yeah, so the.

The Clydesdale make you think in the.

Feels, you know, like that.

So the Clydesdale one didn't get in the hearts.

Yeah, it's like, these are for broads.

Those are the ones for broads.

It's like, oh, she planted a potato and it grew.

Oh, broad.

Okay.

Oh, oh, look, the pony jumped the fence and kicked the keg all the way down to the bar.

Oh, look how cute.

Okay.

Yeah, I don't drink Budweiser.

All right.

And then the other one I really thought was good that I didn't really see it.

Didn't get that much play was the Reese Lava cup where they're trying.

That was funny, actually, where they're trying.

To catch the lava and they're trying to stop the people from eating real lava.

My favorite is the lady in the wheelchair, like, rolling down and they pick her up in her wheels.

Burst.

Burst into flames because it's over the heat.

That was so funny.

That was.

Bruce says, oh, now I'm abroad.

Yeah, sorry, Bruce.

Sorry, Bruce.

Well, you are from California.

John thinks anybody who has an abortion is a chick.

You are from California do have a sensitive side.

What do you want from me?

Just say it's not a bro commercial.

Like the, the.

The.

The Reese's Lava cup is a broke.

It made me want to go get a Reese's Lava Cup.

No, it didn't make me want to buy one.

It just laughed.

And then the.

The Bud Light one way me wanted to go have a barbecue out in a cul de sac.

And then the Doritos one wanted me to get a bag of Doritos.

The Budweiser, the horse thing.

Rolling a thing just made me went, oh, all right, what's next?

Okay, I'm just saying.

All right.

Any other ones you hate?

I did not care for the Hellman's one with the Harry Met Sally, the redo.

That was so pathetic.

I was just like.

She wasn't really good at it either.

It wasn't even a really good.

Well, it's.

First of all, it's like, you know, evening tv, but they're not going to put that in there.

But I.

I can't get past Meg Ryan's face.

I know.

It doesn't.

It's a lot of work, like she said.

Some surgery, some great.

Jesus trying to be nice.

She looks like the Joker a little bit.

It's not flattering.

And it just.

It just looked boring.

It wasn't.

Is it like.

It was funny, I guess, in the scene.

All right.

Bruce still thinks she's doable, of course, but.

Okay.

You know, that's what you.

Boat.

That's cool.

Throw a leg over.

I got it.

The other one was.

The one I really like was where the Dodge ran one where the fathers reading the bedtime story, but you don't know he's read a bedtime story.

And.

Oh, with Glenn.

I don't know who the actor was.

Oh, what's his name?

No, I like that one, too.

Yeah, I'm sure you did.

He was cute.

You know what?

There wasn't much boobage in any of this.

It wasn't really any female sexuality in any of these commercials that I can remember.

You know what was one of my.

We did one about breast cancer.

Like, breast cancer.

It was literally boobs.

That's not what I'm talking about.

It's not.

I'm not talking about breast cancer.

I'm talking about, you know.

Oh, like the objectification.

Listen, I'm talking about the objectification of hot women.

That's what I'm talking about.

Sorry, sorry.

Like, remember the old Pepsi commercial where Cindy Crawford and a pair of Daisy Dukes and a white.

A white wife beater comes out and she's trying to put money into the Pepsi machine to get the Pepsi, and as she's drinking the Pepsi.

That'll make you grease your pole, that one.

Something like that.

All right.

Well, I guess Pepsi didn't think objectifying women was the way to sell.

Yeah, like the old days, apparently.

That doesn't work.

Oh, it works.

It still works.

It's just they don't want to do.

It because you buy Pepsi.

I don't like Pepsi.

I like Coke.

So I would buy.

Yeah, I understand that, but what I'm saying is, you know why they can't do these, these sexy commercials with women anymore because of ugly broads.

Ugly broads come out.

You're right.

And they start screaming, we had a meet.

We had a meeting and said no.

Meeting of the ugly broads.

Yeah, yeah, we had a meeting and decided that no more pretty people should be in commercials looking hot.

You put something in the discord where you had a picture of a, of a plain girl and then a girl all made up with the contour and the lips and all that.

Remember that?

You put it in a discord.

Yeah, I remember seeing it.

I don't know if I put it in, but.

Oh, maybe I did.

Okay.

And I'll be honest with you, I like.

Which one would you be interested in?

In the plain Jane girl.

I'm a plain Jane girl.

You know why?

I'll tell you why.

So what if she, if she was made up like a hot, like Cindy Crawford drinking a Pepsi, you would turn her away?

No.

So here's what I'm saying is that women put all that makeup on and shit and all that for women.

We don't really care.

Guys don't really care.

And the reason I say that is if you have like a plain Jane girl and a girl that takes.

There's two different types of girls.

There's a low maintenance girl and a high maintenance girl.

You know the difference between a low maintenance girl and a high maintenance girl?

It's very easy to figure out.

Why don't you tell me what you think it is?

Okay.

I'm glad you asked.

So what happens is if it takes, like if I, if not me, if someone says, hey, let, let's go do something, let's go get ready, let's go do something.

From the time they get, go in to take a shower, get ready.

If it's under an hour, low maintenance, over an hour, high maintenance.

That's depends on what it is.

No, no, John's rules.

Yeah, yeah.

No, no John's rules.

Low maintenance, under an hour.

No, no, I mean makeup, hair, all that shit.

Under an hour.

Okay.

High maintenance, over an hour.

Because I like.

In other words, you wake up on a Saturday morning, if you're out with, if you, if you're, if you're dating a low maintenance girl and you say, look, let's go to breakfast, she grabs her hair, she puts it in a ponytail or a messy bun, throws a cap on or something, throws on some clothes and out the door you go.

And she's fine.

High maintenance girl goes, I got to go get a shower.

She's Doing her hair, she's got to put her face on and all that other stuff.

Some people want to take a shower.

You ain't going to.

You ain't going to go.

You ain't getting the breakfast.

You're going lunch.

Because by the time she gets ready, it's lunchtime.

Well, it's my.

Not my problem.

You've had terrible experience with women who take too long to get ready.

Because that sounds like what that is.

Yeah.

Okay.

I've had both.

I know I can be, I can be out the door within an hour.

Within an hour with a shower when I come back from the gym.

I can be ready within an hour.

That's your low maintenance.

It's fantastic.

Love a low maintenance.

Go.

Flu girls are amazing.

All you get.

This is not much.

No fancy.

I'm just saying there's nothing wrong with that.

That's.

That's fantastic.

And you always look stunning when you go out.

I've seen you.

I've seen pictures of you when you're out about, on out of battle.

Exactly like this.

It's not, that's not true.

Okay.

Anyway.

Yeah.

So I'm just saying.

And then you see these other ones where they've got their nose contoured and all kinds of stuff and they're, they're putting, they're putting stuff, dropping stuff all over the face and they're sponging around.

It's literally change there.

It's.

I'm of two minds of that.

It is impressive to be able to apply that style of makeup.

Right.

It is also a ton of work.

And I don't, personally, I do not have the patience.

I don't care.

Like, if I was going to an event where I needed to dress that much, I would probably go have my makeup professionally done, frankly.

But other than that, this, the makeup I wear for podcasting, for work to go out is probably the same five minute nonsense.

It's not fancy.

It just is what it is.

So.

Yeah, but if there, if there's like a glamour type event, I would have to have my makeup done because I.

Don'T, I don't know, I'll make.

I don't know how to do my makeup any better than this.

I'll make one exception.

One exception is if it's.

You're in a wedding or something and there's going to be a lot of photos.

An event.

Yeah, yeah, that, that.

There's an exception for that.

Where did I see the other day?

I was watching Megyn Kelly went somewhere.

She went to go, oh, it was the day that Megyn Kelly went to Washington for the inauguration.

Okay.

And she's in hair and makeup, and they've got these big, giant rollers in her hair.

Yeah.

Do you think her hair normally looks as gorgeous as it does?

No, but, see, not at all.

She's a.

She's a crossover.

She.

She's the kind of girl, I think, that could throw her hair in a ponytail.

Messy bunny, no makeup, out the door, look pretty good.

But then again, done up looks pretty good, too.

Well, have you seen her not done up?

That's the whole thing.

No, I have not.

I don't know.

She might.

I don't want to say, be unrecognizable, but she may look wildly different.

You think so?

I think there's.

Well, I also think Megyn Kelly's had a lot of work done, which bothers me, because I don't think she looks like she did 10 years ago.

And I think she's entire.

I mean, I think she's entirely too skinny.

She's too skinny.

That.

I'll give you.

She needs a couple sandwiches.

Yes, she does.

Not that I'm critiquing body, because she.

Could put on another.

She.

She could very well.

I think she would look a lot better if she put on, like, £15.

Yeah.

That's all.

I think she could probably stand a little bit more because she looks very pointy.

Everything's sharp.

Yes.

There's no soft spots on her at all.

But, yeah, I.

I think.

I think she would.

It would be someone who probably looks very different without her makeup, and I don't even know.

And so here's the kicker.

You don't know if that's all her hair either, because there's so much in the way of weaves and extensions and things like that.

I.

I would imagine it's.

Anytime I see somebody with their hair below their shoulders, I automatically say they're extensions.

You don't see that anymore.

I don't know.

You know, before we get off the super bowl, one thing I do want to.

There you go.

Derek says she's had a lot of work done.

She looked better before.

Yeah, I agree.

I agree.

Sometimes you can do too much.

Before we get.

We got to talk about Taylor Swift.

End of an error.

It's so bad.

Well, here's the thing.

Poorest Taylor Swift went out to the super bowl, and she's Travis Kelsey's girlfriend, so she is rooting for.

She's rooting for the Chiefs.

Well, you've got a whole damn stadium full of Eagles Fans.

So when they put her up on the.

The big screen, Travertron, whatever it is, the big giant screen, the Eagles fans are going to boo.

Oh, that side eye.

She's just like.

She's like.

She's not used to.

She's never been booed before.

I don't think she's ever, ever been booed in her entire life.

So she sees she's on the big screen, and then she gives it a side eye.

Like, what's going on here?

And you can almost see her right now.

She's going to mouth.

It's like, what's going on?

You know, like, I get it.

Like, all you Eagles fans are stupid and passionate and all, but, like, it's.

She's successful.

I can't.

I can't falter whether I enjoy her music or not.

She clearly is successful.

She's good at what she does.

Enough people like her to make her the.

The star that she is.

And the fact that, you know, she gets put up on the jumbo drum and the Eagles fans are like, boo.

Like, what.

What does that even mean?

Like, what is that?

That's what we do.

Yeah.

We do the other team.

Well.

And again, she grew up outside of Philadelphia in a suburb, like, so it.

Doesn'T mean she has.

Well, she said she was.

Listen.

Fan forever.

She said she was an Eagles fan.

All right?

She.

When she came here, she said she was an Eagles fan.

And Jody Chances.

Tom.

Tom Brady looks like an alien.

He totally does.

Yeah.

But, you know, she went.

So she moved down to Nashville.

Look, she's banging the tight end of the Chiefs.

What do you think she's going to.

She's definitely going to be a Chiefs fan, and his Eagle fans were definitely going to boo her.

That's just the way it is.

That damns the rules.

Okay, well, they would boo.

Well, the whole point is they would probably boo anybody who is not.

Yes.

You know, go.

Go green or go or whatever.

Right.

So.

But the whole thing, they make it.

I think the NFL has also exploited, like.

And she's, you know, profited off of it, too.

But I think they've exploited the.

Out of her.

Every time they pop her image up, all her little fans get excited.

Look, but people are tired of seeing her now.

I.

I disagree.

And here's the other thing.

Really?

Yeah.

She just got booed.

Like.

Well, you think they're happy to see her?

I think I just explained it.

The only reason that she got booed, she was in a stadium full of Eagles fans.

She's a Chiefs fan, and they put her up there and they've been.

The Eagles fans do what we do the best.

We didn't throw a battery at her.

We didn't hit her with a snowball.

We just.

If you could have thrown a battery at her, somebody would have.

Well, I don't know.

I totally do.

So anyhow, so Taylor Swift gets booed and all the Swifties come out, of course.

And they're very upset.

Very upset.

How dare you boo her?

I didn't see it for myself, but if people.

Look, I haven't seen this, but I'm going to be in my car and make a video of it and tell you how I feel about something that might have happened that someone told me about, but I didn't actually see it.

So sit down and shut the fuck up.

She's an.

No one gives a.

About a housewife.

Taylor Swift.

Oh, that's right.

She's one of the housewives.

Real Housewife of New Jersey, actually.

I didn't know that.

Okay, so now I can.

Now I can.

Now I can boo her.

Here we go.

I didn't see it for myself, but if people booed Taylor Swift.

You don't have to be a fan.

A non fan.

What human being booze?

Someone else doesn't.

Eagles fans.

She kidding?

Is she kidding?

She has.

She met her herself.

She's kind of a.

Eagles fans.

I just told you.

Who does this?

Eagles fans do this.

But she's an asshole.

She does dumb.

You know, she.

Yeah, she didn't do anything wrong.

She's a Chiefs fan.

In a stadium for Eagles fans.

I don't.

I don't understand why this is so hard for you people.

That's mean spirited.

It's mean.

Oh, you're from New Jersey.

Shut up.

Of course it's mean.

The future.

Okay.

Oh, she.

Now she's concerned about the young girls as she's on her TV show, exploiting herself.

Which.

Which one was the one.

Thank you.

Which was the one that flipped over the table.

Was this her?

Ah, could be.

She's.

I don't know.

I don't watch those dumb.

Little long in the tooth too.

For our daughters and our daughters.

The future.

Oh, okay.

Yeah.

She's so concerned.

She's concerned about just staying relevant.

That's.

That's all Bethany Frankel is worried about.

She like.

Well, we're the same age, me and Beth.

Good old Bethany.

Oh, really?

Yeah.

She's 54.

Okay.

I feel like I look better.

Like just.

I think she just looks older.

I thought she was older, so.

But she's just annoying.

She's got that Megyn Kelly too thin look.

Oh, she's a founder of Skinny Girl.

Did you ever hear Skinny Girl like, cocktails and food?

Yeah, well, she makes.

She creates, like, Skinny Girl cocktails.

Oh, okay.

Oh, a man who would have.

Bob's gonna be my age in two days.

When will I be?

When will I drink a Skinny Drink, please?

Well, I didn't say you might have drank it, but just.

In fact, you might have heard of it.

Okay.

All right.

We also have another.

Swifty very upset.

I'm not, like, a Taylor Swift fan, but y'all booing her at the super bowl was so mean.

Like, wow.

It was mean.

Oh, you mean y'all.

You booed a billionaire.

Yeah, whatever.

She was so upset that she almost almost cried on her way to her private jet to leave.

One, she didn't ask to be on camera two, do you realize she's a person?

Like, you are weird.

Really?

Is she a person?

Wow.

Of course we realize she's a person.

That's why it was fun to boo her.

Cracks me up.

She is just a person there watching the game.

Like, why would all y'all boo her?

Who cares?

Because she's a Chiefs fan and stadium full of Eagles fans.

You don't want to see her, like, and then don't show her.

Me so sad.

She, like, looked around and she was like, what's going.

Going on?

Like that.

Y'all are shitty people.

Thank you.

All right, I'll take it.

Well, then, you know what?

Blame the.

The film crew for the Super Bowl.

They're the ones that took her, put her up on the jumbo chop.

Why don't you do that?

Why don't you blame her parents for birthing her so she exists?

Like, get over it, princess.

It's life.

Taylor Swift is already over it.

You know what people are talking about today?

Taylor Swift like this, bro.

You know who's not sad about it?

I'm sorry.

Booing Taylor Swift at the Super Bowl.

Like, how old are we?

Who?

How old are we?

How big are her lips?

I know.

And they are all.

She's got some DSLs, doesn't she?

What?

DSLs.

Oh, gross.

Okay.

No, I.

This girl needs to stop inflating her face.

It's just.

Take off those stupid eyelashes.

High maintenance girl right there.

There you go.

That's high maintenance.

Who cares who you like and don't like?

Like, where is your humanity?

This is a human being watching her boyfriend play a game.

Grow up.

Are people.

Well, like, what is going on?

It is really sick.

It's so sick.

She's just there supporting her boyfriend.

Oh, my God.

Just.

She's just a person.

She's a human being.

She didn't ask to be booed.

She has feelings, you know?

God, shut up.

Jody says she's not a person anymore.

She's a brand.

She's a brand.

She's the Taylor Swift.

That's what she is.

And you know what?

She's making a ton of money.

All right, so did you see her?

Thank God they're all white knighting for her today because she certainly couldn't do that for herself.

Did you see her at the game today?

Yesterday?

Did you see her outfit is what I meant to say.

She had shorts and boots on like she always does.

Yeah.

Did she?

I just thought it was a very poor choice.

I thought it was very.

Almost white.

Taylor Swift.

Yeah, but I almost.

It was like trailer Swift.

It was like very trailer trashy, kind of.

You know, for a billionaire, you think she'd be a little bit.

What Travy wanted.

You think Travy wanted?

Well, he was wearing full out.

See what he was wearing.

He looked like he was dressed in a.

In gold lame or some kind of.

1970S zoot suit something or other.

What the are you wearing?

And you know, the best part is he had to leave wearing that.

I know.

He had this weird couture suit.

It was very, very trendy, very on brand or for whatever they're making him out to be.

Did he get more hair, by the way?

His hair's grown out.

Implants?

No, I don't think he did that.

His hair is a lot thicker and lusher than it was a couple years ago, and it's a little darker, so maybe.

Well, I mean, he might have.

I don't know.

It's.

It's.

Dude, it's the Super Bowl.

No one cares.

You can have a helmet on.

I don't know.

He.

He looks a little different as well.

I.

I wasn't a big fan of that creepy mustache he had.

That pedo stash is okay.

Yeah, he doesn't look good in a mustache.

He does look like.

He looks like.

Guys.

It's a porn stache is what it is.

Yeah, it was a porn stash.

Some guys can wear that well, and he wasn't one of them.

Now, now it was like a little sticky, creepy mustache.

I'm a fan of Travis Kelce.

I think.

I think he's a good guy.

I do.

I've.

I've listened.

I've listened to his podcast.

I'VE seen him on other shows.

He seems like a pretty good guy.

He looks dumb.

He looks like he's like.

Well, here's the thing.

You got Jason, who's like the family guy.

He's got the wife, a bunch of kids, and then they got the dumb brother Travis, who's cute, but he looks like he's stupid.

He might be bright.

I'm not saying he is stupid.

He just looks like he's the dumb one.

Like, I don't know, the pretty one, but he's maybe not so.

So smart.

Okay, maybe he is.

I.

I don't know.

That's just the.

I don't want to listen to him because I just don't care.

All right, noted.

Adrenochrome will fix your hair dust.

There you go.

Duchess doesn't like Travis.

Okay, that's fine.

I don't.

I don't.

You know, I don't think about it.

I don't care about him that much.

Okay.

Pay attention to him.

So noted.

All right, why don't we do this?

Changing the subject now.

All right.

Now that this week is done, we're done.

Football for a while.

Ah, man, it's going to be until July.

What do you think of the usfl?

Are you going to even.

Like, in March it starts.

I might tune in just because.

Football.

Yeah.

I have to see who's playing.

Right?

So, like, the reject teams, Right.

It's all the rejects, and pretty much.

It'S like watching retarded Canadian football, kind of.

I won't watch Canadian football.

But three downs.

What the.

Whatever.

I mean, I'll.

I will check it out.

But in the meantime, like, I have no sports left, so it's.

I'll put on hockey just so I can watch people beat each other up, and I'm just gonna hang in there.

No baseball.

But the.

Baseball's kind of.

Yeah.

Yes.

Baseball's too slow.

I.

I don't like hockey.

Basketball.

I just can't watch.

Yeah, I can't watch basketball.

Although I was.

I was a fan of the Indiana Fever with Caitlin Clark.

I was a fan of her.

I was.

I loved watching those games when I got a chance to watch them.

She had a commercial on last night.

Did you enjoy that?

Did she?

It was.

She was in a Nike commercial.

I don't remember that.

It's hard to watch every commercial, you know, Bathroom.

I actually got up during the game to go to the bathroom because I didn't want to miss the commercial.

Yeah, I wasn't doing that.

I'm like, oh, they scored Another touchdown.

I.

I can go to the bathroom now.

I got you.

So Donald Trump is running roughshod over the country.

I'm sorry, but I love everything this guy's doing.

I love the fact on his way to the super bowl, he signed a declaration to make the Gulf of Mexico the Gulf of America.

And they're like everything he does but what he's really, really doing.

I mean, he just every.

Every little way to get back at somebody.

He's really petty Betty about this.

But you know what?

Yes, they, they did this.

They did it to him, and now he's doing it back, and now they're complaining about it.

So when Trump left office in 2020, Biden removes his press briefings.

Here we go.

Let me ask you then, something that you do have oversight of as president.

Should former President Trump still receive intelligence briefings?

I think not.

Why not?

Because of his radic behavior unrelated to the insurrection.

I mean, you've called him an existential threat, you've called him dangerous, you've called him reckless.

Yeah, I have and I believe it.

What's your worst fear if he continues to get these intelligence briefings?

I'd rather not speculate out loud.

I just think that there is no need for him to have that, that intelligence briefing.

What value is giving him an intelligent briefing?

What impact does he have at all other than the fact he might slip and say something?

Yeah, we don't have to worry about that with you, Joe.

Right, so look at him now, right?

This is 2020.

Yeah.

He time has not been kind to him.

Four years of presidency has ruined him.

Right.

Because he looks a little goofy here, but he still looks like he could sort of formulate.

He almost sounds like he could formulate a thought.

Fast forward four years.

It's not even the same.

Same person.

I know.

It might not be the same person.

He might be dead.

Oh, that's right.

It might be the actor.

Daddy Long leg.

Daddy Biden.

Daddy Long Leg.

Long leg.

Yeah.

Okay.

All right, so what, what does Trump do?

Trump removes his briefings.

He can't get them, which is really kind of cool.

Well, not for nothing, he shouldn't because he's a point.

Like, he's right here.

He shouldn't get them because he's.

He could barely function.

But you know who could use them?

His family.

His family could use them.

Yeah.

Fuck him.

I get nothing and like it.

Nothing.

Jody B.

Says, did you see hims about starting to sling weight loss drugs?

Yes.

Yeah.

Matter of fact, I'm looking into it.

To be honest, well, just make sure, like, your information is reviewed by actual doctors.

That's the whole thing.

You have a doctor.

Why would you look at them when you have a doctor prescribing stuff to you?

Price.

Price.

The price of it.

It's a lot cheaper.

So if it does the same thing, it's really weird because, like, people like Bob, who poo poo it, they say, you know, oh, whatever, but they found out that Manjaro, what I take, will also not only it helps your heart, and now they found out that people are taking this thing.

Like, if you have a fatty liver, like I do, it actually helps reduce that.

So that's working pretty well because the last time I went, the doctor was checking my signs.

He goes, oh, your liver's getting better.

You exercise.

And I went, of course, of course I am.

So.

But us.

I mean, these, you know, these GLP1 medications are really.

There's something.

They are something.

Okay.

All right.

So anyhow, so Trump pulls his briefing and they.

They melt down.

Oh, is this.

Is this is retaliation?

Is it?

Why does he need one?

He's.

He is nonsensic.

Like, in other words, he doesn't even know where he's at.

And we're going to give him briefings for what?

For fucking what?

Are we out of your.

Are you out of your mind?

People?

He shouldn't have them.

He's.

He's dangerous and where he's at, because he, he clearly has no control of his faculties.

He doesn't know where he is.

He's.

He.

He can't speak.

But I don't have national secrets.

And, And I'm getting national briefings.

He shouldn't.

Right there comes to.

I mean, how much did they give all the other president's national briefings?

Like, do they all still get it?

Like, does Obama get it?

I think they do, yeah.

You know George, George, the first one, the, the old man, Bush Senior.

Yeah.

When he.

Well, you remember, he was.

He was head of the CIA, so when he left the presidency, he was working as a consultant for the Saudis.

And the reason they were paying him was because he got those briefings.

So he had some inside information.

Wing Wong, he gets caught coming across the border again.

But watch this.

Watch how fast.

See, there he is trying to cut the razor wire at Bum Lake.

He moves pretty quick, right?

So he's over there trying to.

Trying to.

We've got a, A Mexican trying to cut the razor wire and get through.

And then we got all these other Mexicans waiting to get through.

And then here they come and here comes the people.

Here comes the.

Oops.

They're.

They're.

They're.

They're getting through, but we got other people coming.

Like the National Guard started right away as soon as they saw it, so they got there pretty quick.

But here they are, look, there they are under arrest.

Back up.

So back up.

There's all these other ones.

Yeah, there they are sitting there.

I.

I'll be honest with you.

I think what we should do with the.

With this is what they do in Poland.

I think we should get the water cannons out.

When they come up, hit them with the water cannons.

Oh, that's mean.

I'll come to the.

Don't come to the razor wire.

I.

I understand.

Understand either that one or two things.

We either do that or we electrify the wire.

Either way and mark it in Spanish.

No touchio wire.

Sparkio.

Spicy wire.

El zappo L electio.

I don't know.

I don't speak.

I don't speak it either.

You know, I don't speak Spanish.

I don't speak Spanish, but.

Oh, here you go.

Aaron says, why not?

Why not?

Yeah, why not?

Because, you know, water and electricity work so well together.

Hose them down and then hit him with the electric.

Remember the scene in the first Jurassic park when the little kids climbing over the fence.

Yes, a little.

They turn the wire on a little.

Timmy Gilly goes like, right off the fence.

Yeah, I get it.

Release the cobras, says Bob.

Oh, my God.

See, what I think they should do is as they tigers as there should be like a perimeter alarm.

So like when you trip the perimeter alarm to alert the.

To the National Guard and all.

Red alert.

That's a fun alert.

No, but bugger says sharks with freaking laser beams.

Laser beams.

Freaking laser beams.

Sorry, we can't do sharks.

They're endangered.

Oh, I'm sorry.

I forgot we got a segment coming up now.

I can find it here.

Everybody ready?

All right.

First of all, Jason, that's amazing.

That is fat.

He put that together so quickly, it was insane.

Thank you.

Here we go, I think.

Oh, Donald Trump tweet from the Super Bowl.

Okay.

The only one that had a tougher night than the Kansas City Chiefs was Taylor Swift.

She got booed out of the stadium.

Mega is very unforgiving.

There you go.

And then we have.

Well, of course, it's chat GPT.

We know that.

Of course.

Still fun.

Still fun.

We're getting rid of pennies.

Ladies and gentlemen, for far too long.

The United States has minted pennies, which has literally Cost us more than 2 cents.

This is so wasteful.

I've instructed my secretary of the U.S.

treasury to stop producing new pennies.

Let's rip the waste out of our great nation's budget, even if it's a penny at a time.

I like that.

I hate this.

All right, ladies and gentlemen.

Oh, my God.

That is our segment of Trump's tweets.

Need a laugh or just to see?

Kate's got the tweets.

She's the key.

All right.

Sorry.

Ridiculous.

You know, it's got to be.

I.

I made a graphic for it.

Now it's got to stink, right?

It's.

Oh, no.

Well, you do that, and then they drift away.

So I'm just.

They wanted us.

They wanted you to read Kanye West's tweets.

I am not reading Kanye west and black voice.

No, I would do.

Have you.

Have you all, like, met me before?

Yeah, she's not way.

I still need my job.

Like, I can get away with it with this, but I'm start reading black boys.

There's this one.

I.

There's no way.

There was one that made me laugh so hard.

This was a video.

I, I.

There's no way I could play it here.

I.

I'm so mad that I can't play it here.

We'll get kicked off at every platform.

No, I don't think we would because I don't know.

So let me explain what happened.

So the halftime show at the super bowl, what was it?

Lavar Burke, Burton, what was his name?

Kendrick Lamar, something like that?

Yeah, Burton, Kendrick Lamar.

Same thing, almost the same name.

Yes.

Black guys.

So what happened was, like, me and other people didn't know who he was.

We didn't watch it.

We just turned the sound off and did whatever.

So there was a video today on Twitter, and it was like what Boomers thought the halftime show was, and it was a cat over two turntables, and it was saying the N word over and over and over.

Oh, my God.

That is not appropriate.

Do not play.

Oh, my God, it was so funny.

Oh, I was roaring.

I was like, God, why can't I play that?

Yeah, but kind of, sort of.

Did he again, did you listen to the halftime show?

Did you watch it?

Yeah, I watched the whole thing.

Was.

Were they slinging the end slur around a little bit?

Were they?

I don't think so.

No.

If they.

If.

Well, if he did.

I didn't hear it.

Okay.

I was.

I was really trying to pay attention to what he was saying.

He.

He rap low like his his tone was low, so it was hard for me as an old to understand and follow.

But there's a lot of shiny blinky lights and dancers.

So that caught my attention.

Gen Xer.

I'm like, oh, shiny.

But, I mean, the.

Oh.

Like, the overall visual shots were kind of cool.

Like, I thought some of the choreography was pretty neat, but I'm sure there was.

There were some hidden messages into it.

It wasn't just like, Mirka, you know, they're in red, white, and blue.

It was more like a showtime kind of a.

There was a lot of deeper meaning into it.

So I got you.

My girls.

My girls knew what he was singing about, so.

Oh, really?

Yeah.

Well, they've seen them.

They're young.

They're 25 and 28.

They under.

They knew.

I.

We had some discussion because I asked some questions.

Okay.

So there's apparently some beef between him and Drake, and there's a line where they did, you know, the whole thing, like a minor.

And the whole crowd sang it, I guess, in relating to Drake.

Apparently Drake likes some young minors.

Yeah, he likes him young, so.

And he called him right out, like, in the song.

And my girls were like, oh, he did that.

They did that right in the song.

I didn't think they would play that.

Apparently he did.

Okay.

I was like, all right.

I've heard worse.

I mean, I've seen nipples on the super bowl show with Janet Jackson.

Yeah.

And also here at the Boomer Bunker podcast, We're.

We're not.

You know, we do try to entertain.

We try to keep it light hearted.

We.

We like to also educate.

So since we were showing about people still trying to cross the border.

Did you notice the flag waiver?

No, I saw.

I think I saw it on Twitter where the guy was running around, they tackled him and drug him off the field, tackle him.

I did not see it at all.

Right.

So they cut away with the camera pretty quick.

So this must have been a whole nother angle.

It's like when a streaker comes out on the field.

Yeah, right.

Yeah, But I like to watch those.

Those are funny.

It's more fun to watch them get hit.

Well, you know, on the radio sometimes when they were like it on a Saturday or Sunday night game, when they would do it, the guy would do the play by play.

He's at the 20.

He made it to the 25.

He dodges a security guard.

He's at the 40, you know.

Oh, he's tackled in there, dragging him off the field.

They can do that, you know, but they don't put the camera on him, he's naked.

Yeah.

So where was I?

Oh, being a educational.

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There you go.

I love the Babylon.

Limit your rapes to once a week or your murders to once a week.

Once a week.

Stop raping.

That might be a thing that'll get you.

No bueno.

No rapist.

No bueno.

I didn't know if you knew that or not.

Oh, my God.

Hide in Venezuela.

All right.

Did you know?

Let's go in a Wayback Machine.

Remember our good old friend Jean Claude Muppet?

The old press secretary?

The black woman, green.

Jean Pierre.

Jean Pierre, yeah, her.

Yeah.

Okay, so remember when we they asked her, is any FEMA money going to.

Yeah, Housing the migrants.

Absolutely not.

Absolutely not.

That's ridiculous.

That's not happening.

Well, well, Doge went into FEMA and found out this week, just this week, they made a payment against an executive order.

Presidential Trump's executive order.

Who authorized that?

Right.

Someone's getting fired.

$59 million.

Billions and billions of dollars.

The millions of dollars that FEMA doesn't have, by the way.

Right.

Well, because we got all these people with fires in California and the people down in Kentucky and Florida, North Carolina, South Carolina, some people, too.

Georgia's had some problems with.

With these.

The hurricanes that came through and we'd had no money for them.

$750 loan, if you could get it.

Yeah, if you qualified.

Balls.

$59 million to New York hotels, luxury hotels, to hide.

I'm sorry, Hal's illegal immigrants.

Nice.

So Elon Musk says we're going to try to claw that money back.

This is what's going to stop this.

This is what's going to make.

Come on, put it up.

Oh, no.

Put it up.

Oh, you mean black in the.

Ann.

God damn, that's a great name.

That's her name from now on.

Blackadian.

So Blackadian from the.

Behind the podium of the White House press corps said, we're not doing that, bitch.

Yes, you are.

Yes, you are.

And people are pissed because you know what's coming up?

Tax time.

And a lot of people got up, start paying taxes, and they're like, what the actual fuck is going on here with our money?

Trump's auditing everything.

He's going into every department and auditing everything.

And the Democrats are losing their fucking mind.

They don't know what to do here.

But I'll tell you what, people are pissed.

First of all, they've got these.

I don't know, they've got these super kids, and when I say kids, they're like anywhere from 19 to 25 or whatever.

They're hackers, programmers or whatever.

Oh, these artists.

Yeah, yeah.

And they're going in there and they're doing amazing work and they're finding all this shit.

Yeah.

So, all right, so first of all, the USA guys, they're so pissed off that they.

They can't even go on screen.

Like, in other words, they got.

They got to be like the Mafia.

All right?

They're terrified, right?

So they're getting.

This one's being interviewed.

Why in our conversation, do you think.

You need to remain anonymous?

It has been a very hard.

A very hard week.

Personally, professionally, as I said, I Live in Washington, D.C.

many of my colleagues work in this field starting from January 21st.

So the first day of the new administration, things started to go sideways very quickly.

Yeah, they did.

Yes, they did.

Like a needle on the record.

Just.

Yeah.

The atmosphere of fear that was in the USAID building, which we're no longer in.

The atmosphere of fear in terms of not knowing who was in the building, not knowing what their motivations were, not knowing if our emails or channels were safe, not knowing how to interpret these executive orders right around DEIA or administration priorities.

All of that created an atmosphere of massive insecurity.

And so people have, I think, lost the ability to know what's true from what's not.

At this point, everyone is really scared.

And so, you know, I have a daughter, I have a family like most Americans, and I want to be brave.

I think it's really important to share our personal stories at this time.

But I am afraid, and I just don't want to put them at any more risk than I have to.

Oh, poor baby.

I have to.

So I can't tell if that was a woman or a very, very gay man.

Well, they all, you know, edited the voice, but.

Right.

But yeah, I thought it might have been a woman.

They've shut down the.

That, that building, the USAID building that shut.

Shut down.

They shut it down.

They took the name off, they chiseled the letters off.

Right.

I mean, that's.

They're like this.

It's over.

And.

And now they're into FEMA and they're.

They're seeing what's going on.

FEMA should be investigated because they, they funneled money through that for everything.

But what it was supposed to be like, you cannot.

We cannot be funding illegal immigrants, illegal aliens with money that is supposed to be for American citizens in case of emergency, like federally emergent funds for federal emergencies.

Like, it's ridiculous.

And now they said Trump has authorized everybody into North Carolina.

And apparently, like I'd seen, I think it was like 80%.

Yes.

Of these cases are, like, in process.

Hey, Google.

Oh, Katie Google.

Apparently I've.

I've upset Katie Google with my masculinity.

My toxic masculinity.

You are toxic.

Yeah, I am toxic.

All right.

Well, you know, what happens is, first thing is they trot out the female mainstream media to discredit this.

They have Kristi Noem and she's being interviewed by Dana Bash.

The rest, she's so sympathetic and understanding.

The queen of resting bitch face, Dana Bash.

It's impressive.

Consumer Protection Bureau that are also deemed.

By statute to be the law.

They were put in place and kept in place by Congress and off mission.

Unbelievable.

But you're saying right here that Elon Musk and you are not just going to go in and say we're getting.

Rid of fema, you're going to do it with Congress.

Well, the president has been clear too that he wants to still help people.

But what we're.

What happened by targeting individuals, helping some.

People and not others.

Listen, the president just in the last five days has closed 80% of the open cases in North Carolina.

It's amazing when you have somebody who.

Cares how much quick.

How quickly did you hear the.

Let me run that back.

Did you hear Dana when she said when you have someone that cares.

Listen to the.

Listen to that mouth suck.

Oh, I didn't hear that.

Here comes the teeth suck.

Listen, here we go.

80% of the open cases in North Carolina.

It's amazing when you have somebody who.

Cares how much quick, how quickly the response can be.

And that wasn't the way that it was under the previous administration.

There's people from.

That had wildfires seven, eight years ago in the western United States still haven't received their FEMA payments.

How are people supposed to pick up?

I took a trip with the FEMA director.

All right, so now listen, this.

That's what I love.

She said if she sucks her teeth because she wouldn't hear it.

But I believe it.

Let me back it up a little bit.

Others, listen, the president just in the last five days has closed 80% of the open.

Why is.

I can hear that he wants to.

Still help people, but what happened by.

Targeting individuals, helping some people and not others.

Listen, the president just in the last five days has closed 80% of the open cases in North Carolina.

It's amazing when you have somebody who.

Cares how much quick, how quickly the response can be.

And that wasn't the way that it was under the previous administration.

There's people from.

That had wildfires seven, eight years ago in the western United States still haven't received their FEMA payments.

How are people supposed to pick up.

All right, here we go.

Yeah, get out there and simp.

I took a trip with the FEMA director and she.

Yes.

And she, she cared.

But what I.

She cares.

She cared.

You know what she cares.

Did money come through?

Because that's.

She give anybody any money?

You know how she could really care.

Do your fucking job, cunt.

Became a director.

Oh, you did?

And she.

Yes, and she, she cared.

Well, what I appreciated about her when we.

Because when North Carolina got hit, South.

Dakota did as well.

She did come.

And I think showing up is a.

Big portion that needs to have happen.

I do want to ask a couple of quick questions.

The Washington Post is reporting that Musk.

And his Doge, his DOGE team have.

Access to the most sensitive disaster data, which includes personal information about tens of thousands of disaster victims.

Have you authorized Elon Musk and his team to have access to Americans personal data that is housed inside dhs?

We're working with them at the President's direction to find what we can do to make.

Make our department much more efficient.

So I think it's a.

This is essentially an audit of the.

Federal government, which is, which is very powerful and needs to have happened.

That agency and one of the things I've been very clear to the appropriators in the Senate and the House is please give me the authority to reprogram funds.

There's different from him having access to personal data.

See, this is what they want to hang their hat on, that they're getting your personal data.

I don't care.

He has it.

Everybody has it.

My personal data, everybody, Everybody has it.

I don't give a shit.

Stop spending fucking money.

So stop.

Stop putting us deeper and deeper and deeper into debt.

So Ashley's link, St.

Clair says, what the fuck do you think Elon Musk is doing with your Social Security number?

Tweeting it.

Opening a line of credit that you don't have.

He's going to take over deed to my house.

Elon says, seriously?

I'm for damn sure 1000% more trustworthy than the untold numbers of deep state, your cats and fraudsters who may be misusing your Social Security number right now.

Sure.

I'm not worried about Elon Musk.

Truly I'm not.

This is their thing.

I don't care.

I know, but this is, this is how they got to stop.

Because they got nothing else housed.

The President has authorized him to have access.

And you feel comfortable?

Absolutely.

I remember a time when Republicans were very careful about and worried about the government.

The government, the government.

Now she's concerned how people feel about the government.

Right.

Two years ago it was fine.

Listen, when the Democrats do it.

When you were told to tattle on your neighbors.

Yes.

That was cool, right?

When you.

It was okay.

Hey Sparky.

When it was told to, to narc on your neighbors to get 16 boosters and vaccines and all this bullshit.

Right?

That's okay.

Yeah.

They can have your Elon Musk looking at fraud.

Right?

Problem.

That's a problem.

Go have your sensitive information, particularly unelected people.

We can't trust government anymore.

Having access.

We can't trust the government anymore.

That's what she says.

That's our personal data.

Yeah.

Oh, absolutely.

You are the government.

Yes.

That's what I'm saying is that the American people now are saying that we.

Have had our personal information shared and.

And out there has access to it.

Elon Musk is part of the administration that is helping us identify where we.

Can find savings and what we can do.

And he has gone through the processes.

To make sure that he has the.

Authority the President has granted him.

I am today by the work that he's doing, by identifying waste, fraud and abuse.

And his information that he has is looking at programs, not focusing on personal data and information, not focusing on it.

But he has access to it.

He's not focusing on it, but he has access.

No, I need you to say he has access because I got to start doing stories on this shit so we can whip up the fucking retards in this country so they can start calling their congressmen so that we can get them the fuck out of there.

Because he's ruining everything.

He's going in there, he's laying people off, he's fighting our slush fund.

Next thing you know, he's going to find all the kickbacks that are coming to us and we're all going to go to fucking jail.

Do you know how much money this fucking company, CNN and other fucking companies that are being paid off by these slush funds?

So we could be an arm of the party.

If that money goes, I'll end up getting fucking fired.

So I need you to say right now that Elon Musk is sitting there and looking and copying down our Social Security numbers so he can open up a line of credit so he can get a loan.

Because the richest man in the fucking world needs to steal your fucking money.

Is this where they're going with this?

And you dummies are sitting there and believing this?

Yes.

These people sell it on the dark web.

Yeah.

These people that are going in there, finding all this corruption, finding all this fraud and all there after your personal daddy Google heads one of these.

Yeah, but it's my daddy.

They're already.

It's not yours.

Who's looking at it now?

Google.

It's not Google.

Who's looking at it now?

Who's looking at it now?

The Dems didn't give a shit when everybody says Canary was stolen last year by hackers.

Google.

Who's looking at your information right now.

If Elon's not looking at it and it's in there, who's looking at it?

Who has access to your information right now?

Well, I mean, don't, I don't know.

It's your data smartphone.

Don't be on a computer.

Don't have any social media accounts.

Don't open any lines of credit.

Credit.

Live paper.

Like literally paper and live cash.

You think that's the only way to get around it?

I mean, if you have a club card to a hook to anything.

They're tracking you.

You're all tied.

Everything's tied together.

I swear to God.

And, and, and, and they're not going to.

This is the bone.

They, they are on this thing like a pit bull on a pork chop.

They are not letting this go.

Yeah, your info's out there.

Can't stop it.

Can't stop.

It's already out there.

We just hope it's secure enough.

That's all I hope for.

Just.

I just don't want some other scumbag to get my fucking number and open up a line of credit.

Be like me.

Be a broke ass bitch that don't own dick and they can't do nothing to you.

Just like 16 road casters.

Sovereign citizenship is, is my calling.

I feel it.

Oh, you're one of those.

Okay.

She says it's not.

She says.

I think she's with you, honey.

Well, it's fine.

It's okay.

So this guy here, and this guy is the sleaziest, creepiest guy.

I can't think of his name right now.

He's from Maryland.

No, no, what I'm thinking about and talking to Rankin.

That's scumbag.

Yeah, Raskin.

Excuse me?

Raskin.

J.

Jamie.

Jerry.

Jamie.

All right, so he's the one that wanted to.

Amy?

Yeah, he's the one that wanted to have Trump not be sworn in because, oh yeah, it was an insurrection and because of the const.

And he's going to do away with the.

He's going to have an insurrection because of an insurrection.

There you go.

This, this piece of shit right here, he's do that deep in some pretty fucking nasty stuff because he's out here and he is working it.

He's the new Adam Schiff.

What I'm thinking about and talking to, you know, my friends at Democracy Defenders and other lawyers about is Democracy defenders.

You mean bureaucrat defenders.

You mean, you mean defenders of all the fucking grift and waste and nonsense that's going on with taxpayers money.

You don't want the fucking gravy train end.

That's what you're up against.

Oh, defenders of democracy, go fucking suck my dick.

Could there be a nationwide class action.

Lawsuit to follow up on last week's victories against Musk, against the Trump administration.

For this breach in computer security and the data of all American taxpayers?

It could be a class action suit on behalf of all Americans.

If the proud boys and the oath keepers want to opt out and they don't want their part of the money.

Hey, if that's the case, let me ask you this.

If that's the case, can we all get together and have a class action suit for taking our tax dollars and just wasteful spending them?

Just stealing it.

Just stealing it and doing whatever they want with it?

Because what are you, Jamie Rascal.

What are you so fucking upset about that he's finding this fraud and waste.

Is that what you're so.

Is that what you're worried about?

Because you don't give a flying fuck about people's personal information?

No, cut me off.

Fucking break.

He doesn't want to give up his piece of the pie.

So he's just hanging in there, right?

And my daughter, love her, but again, she's like, oh, he's not elected.

There's only two people in the executive branch that are elected.

That's Donald Trump and J.D.

vance.

Everybody else works for them.

They're not elected.

Everybody else in the executive.

The people that are doing the job right now, they're not elected.

But you don't have any problem with that.

You have no problem with that.

What's a.

You know what?

There's so many ocracies out there.

There's Klepto, Ocracy, Octomocracy.

All the ocracies.

All the ocracies.

I don't even know what the these ocracies are.

There's the title there.

All Theocracies.

All the Ocracies.

All the.

All the.

How many spell ocracies, huh?

C R A C I E, S.

I E, S.

All the Ocracies.

All the.

Yeah, yeah, and this fucking guy.

For the contamination of their data.

Fine, they can opt out.

But really, it's a suit on behalf.

Of everybody because that's our information, right?

It doesn't belong to that.

Why does.

If it's everybody's individual information and why does the government have it and who's got it now?

And how do we know we can trust those motherfuckers?

We don't know.

We know Elon Musk's in There.

We know who's in there now.

You know what it is?

Trump's got people in there and it's transparent.

He's showing everybody, right?

He's like a flasher.

Hey, I'm here.

All right?

He's there and everybody's all upset because he's in there finding all this Griff and these fucking sheeple of the Democratic Party and you know, people like, Ooh, like Google.

You mean the ones trying to.

Oh, like Google.

You know, she's just Job, so.

Right.

And you know what?

I understand Google.

I understand you want peace and love and you want everybody to get along.

You don't want.

And you.

And you want people to, you know, you don't want any kind of racism and sexism and all the isms.

All the isms and all the ocracies.

I know you don't want any of that.

I get it.

I know.

What are you.

If you're not a Democrat, you're certainly not a Republican.

I know that.

What are you.

Are you a libertarian?

A libertarian or a free thinker?

You know what?

I don't.

Here's the problem.

You don't have to answer if you don't want to.

You don't have to.

Here's the problem with libertarians.

Libertarians are just.

All they do is bitch.

Go ahead, put it up.

If she put it in the chat, we could see it.

No, I'm going to say this should be a good debate between you and Ken.

Ken.

Fine.

All they do is bitch.

They don't want to do it.

They don't want to do anything.

The party is about doing nothing.

They want to just have just anarchy.

There you go.

Mike says Google Ocracy.

Yeah, she's a.

She's a.

Google.

Google Ocracy.

That could be a title, too.

Google Ocracy.

Like that.

Google Accracy.

That could be a title.

But again, they're sitting there and they're going on these shows and this is.

This is where they're hanging their hat on that.

Oh, he's stealing your information.

It's already going.

Everybody has it.

Elon Musk or his little midnight crew, it belongs.

His little midnight crew?

Yeah, like they're in there eating candy, right?

It's like when everybody closes up, they run in there and they take their computers and they put their thing.

Steal some Social Security numbers.

Yeah.

To the people.

And the government has to hold it in trust.

Now, there's specific statutes which say that information can only be accessed for tax.

Purposes, for the purposes of the Internal Revenue System.

And for no other purposes.

What are they using that information for?

They're not, they're not using that information.

They're in there finding out.

You know what they also did?

They went in there and they found out that they're paying millions and billions of dollars in Social Security payments.

That are people.

The people that are dead like 150 years old.

Yeah.

They're still paying that money.

Where's that going?

Okay, so.

And it doesn't have to be nefarious.

In other words, it doesn't have to be stolen.

Let's say a fresh faced John Domingo has a stroke tonight.

Okay, that's charming.

And my pension money.

And no one, you know what, I have no family or anything.

And they, they come in after a while, no one hears they come in.

They take the dead body.

They do whatever they do with the dead body.

And nobody's there to do anything.

All right.

My checking account, still going there.

Money's still going in the checking account.

Still going to check.

Nobody tells anybody I'm dead.

That money just keeps going in the account.

So they're probably going to go and find these dead people that have these accounts that have.

Could be a million dollars.

I don't know how long it's been in there.

And who gets that money?

Well, it should go back to the government.

The government can come take it back if they found out the guy's dead, the people were dead.

Here's the other thing they have.

There's also with the Social Security system, there's no way of like duplicates.

You can put duplicate numbers in there and it can't kick it back out.

Like you know when you put your email address in and you want to sign up for something and it says, oh, there's that accounts there.

And you go, shit, I have an account here already.

Yeah, that's so screwed.

They don't have that.

They don't have that.

So these people are going to go in here and you know something?

God bless Elon Musk and his little merry men's of.

Of little fucking computer nerds.

Funeral directors ONLY NOTIFY SS I think.

What if they don't know who the person is or, or what?

They don't have to.

If there's a death certificate, if they're looking for money, if they're looking for payment, they'll probably go through that.

Maybe other than that they don't give.

And that's assuming you go to, you have a funeral.

Well, I guess you'd have to have a funeral if they can identify the Body or whatever.

There's a lot of those.

What are they things where the potter's fields where they.

Just.

Like a popper's grave.

Yeah, Pauper's grave.

That's a potter.

Popper, potter, potter's.

Paupers, paupers, potters.

Same thing.

Same thing.

Yeah.

I just, I love, I love.

Oh, I'm sorry.

Here's the, here's the FEMA thing on the illegal aliens.

The Doge effort continues tens of millions of dollars at a time.

The latest from Elon Musk Posted at 5:03am says the Doge team just discovered that FEMA sent $59 million last week to luxury hotels in New York City to house illegal migrants.

Sending this money violated the law and is in gross insubordination to the President's executive order.

That money is meant for American disaster relief and instead is being spent on high end hotels for illegals.

A clawback demand will be made today to recoup those funds as President Trump gives a vote of confidence to the world's richest man.

Good luck.

Right.

Well, I'd like to know who authorized the payment.

Yeah, yeah, that, that person should be fine.

It's not a small payment.

That's a lot of money.

That's a, it's millions and millions and millions.

I don't think that's like your monthly like Disney prime.

Disney charge, you know, like your Walmart A prime plus or whatever the you call it, or they debit that $10 out of your account.

This is millions and millions.

Billions and millions that person's getting.

So the head of fema.

So someone's getting a fire.

Oh, Bob, no.

And people are pissed.

I mean, I didn't even get.

We'll get into the people being pissed.

But there's, but wait, there's more.

There's more.

Where is it?

Hold on.

Where's my thing at?

I got a new thing for everybody.

Hold up, wait a minute.

Something right.

Something ain't right.

Something ain't right.

I love him.

Ukraine.

Second fact.

Fact, not guess.

Fact is Ukrainian military is selling a huge percentage, up to half of the arms that we send them.

Half.

And I'm not guessing about this.

I know that for a fact.

A fact, okay?

Not speculation.

And they're selling it.

And a lot of us winding up with the drug cartels on our border.

So this is the, this, this is a crime.

What's happening?

Our intel agencies are fully aware of this.

You tell me they're not profiting from this?

Of course.

You think CIA is not profiting from this?

Yes, they are.

I can't prove that, but I believe that.

What?

They don't know this.

I know this, but they don't know this.

They know this.

And no one is saying it.

Like, no American seems aware of this.

We're sending these arms to Ukraine.

Billions of hundreds of billions of dollars, and it's being stolen and sold to our actual enemies.

Like, what the.

I'm trying not to swear.

What is this?

Yeah, well, the reason why is because you have Zelensky, it was about three weeks ago, I think, was specifically asked this question.

So he went at some length in one of his interviews to say, oh, no, absolutely not.

There's no truth to that at all.

We've implemented all this thing.

I know that, but the media just reported what he said.

The New York Times could get on the web and order Ukrainian weapons.

That's a fact.

I'm not guessing.

It's a fact.

They could do that today.

Like.

All right, let's review.

We've got FEMA sending $59 million to New York luxury hotels to house illegal migrants.

We have USAID still trying to send money out.

We have the Democrats doing everything possible.

The Democrats.

To stop Elon Musk from going in and auditing everything.

And now we have the money that we sent to Ukraine being used or the weapons being sold back to the Mexican cartel so they can be used against our own citizens and soldiers.

Unbelievable.

Unbelievable.

And you're pissed off about your fucking private information that they fucking had forever and no one said dick about it.

It's a giant circle jerk.

But you know what didn't happen this week?

Egg prices didn't go down.

Are you serious?

Are you fucking serious?

All this shit's going on and we're sitting here with one thumb up our ass and one thumb on our mouth and we're switching it every fucking 15 minutes.

And the media, they're getting paid off to start this, to tell everybody that nothing's going on and to sit there and do their bidding.

It's a fucking circle jerk.

And we're the pivot man for fucking ridiculous.

This lady's pissed.

Sorry.

I apologize for the way I look.

I just worked all day right here.

It's a low maintenance woman right here.

Just letting you know.

Very.

I run my own cleaning business.

I am the sole cleaner.

It is me.

I do everything.

I work my ass off to be able to provide for me and my husband.

Our kids are grown.

Moved out.

It's hard, you guys.

It's hard to want to continue to.

Do what we do.

My husband has a business as well.

And pay our taxes.

To a corrupt piece of government.

It's hard.

It's really hard.

Wheel a big chunk at the end of this month for last year's taxes.

A big chunk.

Tens of thousands of dollars.

A big chunk.

And at this point I'm going to.

Send them something and it ain't going.

To be the money I work my.

Ass off for so that Angelina Jolie ass can go stand next to Zinski and take a photo op or Ben.

Stiller or Nancy Pelosi.

You.

You.

You all suck a dick.

I hate you.

I hate the government.

I hate celebrities.

I hate you.

Like what the actual we are being.

And more every day and Democrats are on here talking about Trump and Elon.

You're welcome.

You're welcome.

Welcome.

Because guess what?

Without Trump and Elon we wouldn't know this and it would continue to happen.

But that's okay because a big scary.

Orange man isn't in office.

You too.

I am.

I am so done.

Everybody who didn't vote for Trump or who isn't supporting this because you're a piece of too.

There's a rant.

That's a Jamingo style rant right there, ladies and gentlemen.

That's a Lady Domingo right there.

She.

That's rough because it's to own your own business.

Yeah.

Brutal.

And she's not wrong.

She's probably cleaning multiple houses every single day, huh?

Yeah.

Yeah.

And they want to start.

They want to start a fucking class action lawsuit to stop Musk from doing this.

I mean you gotta be.

Yeah, you gotta be kidding me.

But you know what's going on.

People are like well you know what Are you tired of winning yet?

So they're at woman Allen.

I think it's.

It's either this or cartoon.

Let me see which one this is.

Right.

I wanted to see the reaction of.

Those who vote this.

Oh, this old ghoul.

Jesus Christ crip creek keeper.

What's her name again?

Martha Radish.

I think Martha.

I can't.

I can't vote for him.

Voted for change.

So we checked in with a few of his supporters to find out about these lightning fast few weeks.

Virginia voter Elisa Baker may not be completely content with Donald Trump's first weeks in office, but she is far from unhappy with him.

There's a lot happening real fast.

So I would say probably a little.

Bit of my head spinning just trying.

To digest it all.

We first met Baker months before the presidential election.

A Nikki Haley supporter who back then was so disappointed when Haley dropped out that Baker was considering staying home on Election Day.

Ultimately, she begrudgingly voted for President Trump, motivated largely by his stances on immigration and national security.

And she is liking what she sees.

I think the American people really spoke strongly that immigration was a top concern.

Safety and security, it was one of the things that swayed me.

So I'm glad to see bold action.

Because I think it's needed.

So far, Baker supports President Trump's efforts to curb illegal immigration, including deporting migrants.

Even if they haven't been convicted of crimes.

And when it comes to those controversial moves by Elon Musk and the Department of Government Efficiency, Baker isn't too surprised.

I think it's pretty characteristic of Elon Musk, and I think that, you know.

The whole idea of coming in and looking at government efficiency was going to be very disruptive by design.

Like Baker, software engineer Rick Strucko says he isn't bothered by Elon Musk's heavy hand.

What I will say is that I think that the government needs to have some kind of check like that introduced.

And so, even though I'm not entirely.

Certain that he's going about it the.

Right way, I do think that what he is setting out to do needs to be done.

Strocko also praised the Trump administration's crackdown on immigration.

I understand the challenge, right, like that is a very.

It's a rough situation, and I recognize that.

And so, as harsh as it can seem, I think it's important to recognize.

That the responsibility of the president is.

First to the US Citizens.

Trump voter Amanda Marone backed Trump because.

Of his stance on Israel.

She likes what she's seen.

I think he kind of came in strong and he's just taking care of.

Everything that kind of happened over the last few years.

And while Trump's comments this week on the US Taking over Gaza faced fierce condemnation here and abroad, what do you.

Think about what he said this week about Gaza?

I mean, he says a lot of dumb stuff, so I don't know.

I mean, he's a lot of talk.

We'll see what he actually accomplishes and gets done.

I don't think he's going to actually relocate everybody out of there, but I think that he's, like, working towards some sort of solution that will hopefully, you know, help everybody.

I, you know, listen, I'm not mad.

At what those folks had to say.

Everybody had kind of the same sort of feel that people want their money back.

They want to be able to live and be safe and feel safe.

Listen, if I Could.

We haven't had that.

If I could say anything that I don't like.

What Trump's doing right now is I don't like him fucking with Canada.

There's no reason for this.

And if his, if his thought is to making Canada the 51st state, he's not.

I don't want that.

I hear from a lot of people that, you know, I'm hearing a lot of stories that that's what he actually wants to do because he's saying that, you know, we're already giving them money.

Well, stop giving them money.

Stop giving them money.

If that's the case, that's fine.

They.

Yeah, I mean, but I, I don't think, first of all, they're not going to want to come and it's going to be a big pain in the ass.

And then we got to put up with the Canadians.

We're not.

We don't need that.

I still think that he's.

That's a troll move.

Honestly.

You think?

Honest?

I do.

We don't want Canada.

50.

Who wants 51 states?

You know, many flags we're going to have to redo.

That's true.

Just get like a sticker.

Put a sticker on.

Nobody got time for that.

All right, here's another.

I think it's a giant troll.

Here's another.

People asking aliens.

This is how I feel every day when, you know, because everybody knows I voted for Trump.

Did you see what Trump did?

He's rounding up mostly documented migrants to send them back.

Bet you regret voting for him now, huh?

Uh, no, that's pretty much why we voted him into office.

Really.

He's even rounding up innocent illegals who didn't even commit a crime.

Uh, illegal immigration is definitely illegal, but.

Did you know that Trump has already.

Started sending peace loving patriots, undocumented foreigners, back to their countries of origin on planes.

Bet you regret voting for Trump now, don't you?

Bet you regret voting Republican, huh, blue hair?

Now that I know this was always possible, blue hair don't care.

I regret voting for every other Republican.

Oh, my gosh.

Mexico just denied the plane of undocumented doctors and lawyers that Trump sent over.

That'll teach him.

Oh.

Oh, no.

Oh, never mind.

Just kick him out the back, open.

Up the plate and start shuffling them out the back with parachutes.

And that noise you hear right now is the president of Mexico.

Is Mexico.

Trump is throwing undocumented better than us, angel, darling.

Immigrants out of planes.

Oh, you have to regret voting for him now.

You regret it.

Yeah.

You must be Regretting it now.

Oh, my gosh.

Trump just signed an executive order to install a 50 foot tall wall around the entire country with moats full of alligators and fully automated laser turrets and razor wire at the top.

And it's already finished construction.

This is my favorite part.

I don't have to explain it.

It's got a wall with lasers and everything and alligators, moat.

Magnificent.

Wow.

All great news.

Thank you guys for brightening my day.

I can't believe that didn't work.

Yeah.

Trump specifically said they were going to get tired of winning.

Nope, we're not.

All we do is win, win, win, no matter what.

What?

All right, well, there you go.