Amalgamation | Episode 288

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Hey, everybody, it's the boober bunker.

I'm John Domingo, and alongside me, that woman over there, that's the Duchess.

How you doing, Duchess?

I am well.

Happy Monday.

What a happy Martin Luther King Day.

Martin Luther King Day.

What a wonderful day it is.

And not only that, but we got to say goodbye to Joe Biden and Kamala Harris.

And we were.

You know something Samantha asked me, are you gonna watch the inaugur?

I went, nah, that shit's all boring.

Well, I was doing some stuff.

We elected, right?

I was doing stuff around the house, and I had put on to see what was going on with the inauguration because it.

And it started and.

Oh, my God, what a fucking.

Trump's a savage.

He is just a straight up fucking savage.

Say what you want about that, man, but to sit there for 30 minutes and berate the former administration.

Not one administration, but two administrations to their face, they.

They were sitting right, like, right next to him.

Yeah.

This could have leaned over and tapped him on the shoulder.

I'm talking about you.

Joe Biden could have jumped up and punched him in the head, which, to be honest with you, which would have been amazing.

He's so fuck and doesn't know what he's doing.

That.

I thought that was very, well, very much possible.

I was shocked.

We have some of the speech.

We'll go through some of the speech, but the Biden regime is over.

They are gone.

Yeah.

It's called having a backbone, a set of balls.

Listen, I got a set of balls and a backbone, but I'll tell you right now, I don't know if I could have went that hard in the paint with them right there without.

Without turning and looking at him.

But, you know, what are they gonna do, shoot him?

No, but what I'm saying is they tried.

What I'm saying is that, you know, I was waiting for them to just, like, turn around.

You know what I mean?

You know, it's just one of those.

Things, you know, I'm talking about you.

Right, right.

Joe, Sneaky Joe sitting over there, not paying attention.

Yeah, he's.

This Trump administration is hitting the ground running.

Not like 2016.

They knew what they were doing, and he's here for it.

Definitely wiser about how to handle certain things.

He didn't even get through his oath of office.

All right, where swearing in.

And the WhiteHouse.gov website went live with this.

So as soon as you go to whitehouse.gov, this is exactly what you see.

It's like a movie trailer.

Yeah.

Planes flying over.

Here he comes.

There's the Trump coin.

Every time.

Eagle.

Donald J.

Trump.

Pen the White House.

President, Donald J.

Trump.

Now, here's the thing.

It was actually pretty impressive.

If you're sitting here listening to this.

This is a podcast.

I understand it.

Thank you for doing that.

But every once in a while, you should come over on Mondays, Monday nights, 6:30, and Thursday nights, 6:30 Eastern Time, and hang out with us.

Or you can go back and watch it like on rumble and on YouTube.

And thanks.

Right.

Well, you know the thing with Twitch?

Twitch takes it down after, like, a week, but whatever.

Well, you can find it on all the other ones.

All the other ones.

Which means you should be liking our socials.

Yes, you can be updated.

Yes, you can be updated.

So he goes on a speech, and I was shocked.

So here's how it starts out, and I'll stop it.

And we can discuss.

But Savage, here's how it starts.

Not playing.

The whole thing just parts.

Yeah.

The golden age of America begins right now.

From this day forward, our country will flourish and be respected again all over the world.

We will be the envy of every nation, and we will not allow ourselves to be taken advantage of any longer.

During every single day of the Trump administration, I will very simply put America first.

They're right there.

Our sovereignty will be reclaimed.

Our safety will be restored.

The scales of justice will be rebalanced.

The vicious, violent, and unfair weaponization of the Justice Department.

And our government will end.

And our top priority will be to create a nation that is proud, prosperous, and free.

That's right.

Clap.

When I stop talking, you start clapping.

Greater, stronger, and far more exceptional than ever before.

I return to the presidency confident and optimistic that we are at the start of a thrilling new era of national success.

A tide of change is sweeping the country.

Sunlight is pouring over the entire world.

And America has the chance to seize this opportunity like never before.

But first, we must be honest about the challenges we face.

While they are plentiful, they will be annihilated by this great momentum that the world is now witnessing.

In the United States of America.

As we gather today, our government confronts a crisis of trust.

For many years, a radical and corrupt establishment has extracted power and wealth from our citizens, while the pillars of our society lay broken and seemingly in Complete disrepair.

We now have a government that cannot manage even a simple crisis at home, while at the same time stumbling into a continuing catalog of catastrophic events abroad.

Continuing to protect our magnificent law abiding American citizens, but provide sanctuary and protection for dangerous criminals, many from prisons and mental institutions that have illegally entered our country from all over the world.

We have a government that has given unlimited funding to the defense of foreign borders, but refuses to defend American borders or more importantly, its own people.

Our country can no longer deliver basic services in times of emergency, as recently shown by the wonderful people of North Carolina, been treated so badly.

And other states who are still suffering from a hurricane that took place many months ago, or more recently, Los Angeles, where we are watching fires still tragically burn from weeks ago without even a token of defense.

They're raging through the houses and communities, even affecting some of the wealthiest and most powerful individuals in our country, some of whom are sitting here right now.

Now they don't have a home any longer.

That's interesting.

Biden's over there with his hand over his mouth.

This.

That was a lot.

That was a lot of audio.

But be honest with you, it was good.

He was hitting every point.

I mean, I understand that's in the first couple minutes.

I mean, and he went on for a half an hour now.

Last time he did a 17 minute confirmation speech or whatever it is.

This wasn't too long.

The one he did later was, was longer than the inaugural.

I haven't seen that one yet because I was busy getting ready for, for.

This was just kind of hip shooting.

That one he was getting on his like, you know, like how he, when he like leans on the podium and he's like.

Well, you know, and he starts like.

He'S, he's riffing, throwing it in there.

Yeah, he literally riffed it.

Yeah.

And he's doing.

Yeah, he's another one now.

He's at the capital now.

Yeah, he's at the Capitol center, the Capitol Arena.

I think this is where all the people could.

Went when they couldn't go line the streets or be out by the, the Mall or where, where they, when they were swearing in.

They couldn't have them there.

It's like watching the same podcast four times.

It is, it is.

It absolutely is not for nothing, Bob.

I'm pretty sure you knew what you're getting into when you clicked watch.

Yeah, well, I mean, just saying.

I mean, it was savage.

It.

It was a savage speech.

And then Kamala, she's sitting there looking.

Like a lemon, like just sour face.

Hey, Kate, what do you think about Melania's hat?

I love her hat.

I loved it.

She looked amazing.

I.

I saw some people were goofing on it a little bit, saying she looked like the Frito Bandito.

Carmen who?

The Frito Bandito.

Never mind.

I don't know.

It kind of look like what the big giant brim hat kind of looked.

Well, that she looked like Carmen Sandiego or the Spy versus Spy, like the hat.

But I still think she looked amazing, so I'm not.

Yeah.

Sparky says her.

She loved her hat.

Very classy.

She looked very classy.

I think if she was inside for that amount of time since.

Since she wasn't outside, I think maybe the hat comes off.

But I'm not.

I'm no fashion icon, so.

Mike says he thought it was Mary Poppins.

She looked fabulous.

I'm sorry.

It's really nice to see her.

I thought she looked really beautiful.

Yeah.

And then it was very noticeable that Barack Obama showed up stag.

Well, apparently Big Mike.

Haven't heard.

Big Mike and him are having issues.

Looks like they're splitting up, which.

Why now is it.

Well, did you see who the other woman is?

Jennifer Aniston.

Now, listen, if I was, you know, if I had my shot at Jennifer Addison over Big Mike.

Although I, you know, you figure Big Mike's got to be pissed, you know, all that tucking and all that stuff that she did.

I don't think she's.

Dude.

I think she's just a very strong, masculine.

Masculine kind of woman.

Yeah, there's some women that looks like that.

That look like that.

And it's, you know, okay, it's.

It's rough.

So I now know what was going on at Jimmy Carter's funeral.

I'm thinking when they were talking and giggling, Obama's sitting there and goes, guess what?

I'm banging Jennifer Aniston.

And Donald's like, you gotta be kidding me.

He says, no.

He says, well, I thought, what's going on with Big Mike?

Oh, Big Mike's pissed.

And so, I mean, that's what they were talking about.

They were talking about banging chicks.

That's why they were giggling and laughing probably.

He's like, you're shitting me.

Jennifer Aniston teaching Obama had to grab him by the.

Yeah, I.

I couldn't believe it either.

One thing led to another.

Next thing I know, dude, that deep in Jennifer Aniston couldn't believe it.

Oh, gross too, dad.

Deep.

Ew.

Who knows?

She liked presidential or presidential.

Probably.

She probably does.

I would Think just elevates her up the movie star celeb food chain.

The only thing I got to do now is get her to put a strap on, give me the business like Big Mike did.

Although Big Mike didn't have to strap anything on.

Just saying.

Either way, I'm sorry.

The marriage is.

It's sad to hear about the marriage falling apart.

It's terrible.

But.

But, you know, it's.

I couldn't imagine being that much the center of the public eye and having to live your life like that.

That's.

Once you're out there, it's.

You can't really hide it again.

So it's got to be rough.

All right.

I mean, it helps when you have millions and millions of dollars.

Millions and billions and millions of dollars.

More houses and, you know, one in Hawaii, you know, whatever.

So, all right, let's speculate.

Michelle.

We don't do that, do we?

We better.

The fuck we're here for.

So let's speculate what happens when Michelle and Brock separate.

All right.

They're going to be out on a dating scene.

All right.

I think I'm sure Barack will be able to pull some class A top notch gash.

So classy.

Okay, okay.

What about Michelle?

Apparently, you know, she's getting up there in age.

You know, she's got, there's, there's cracks in the sidewalk.

If you've seen her lately, she's aging.

Okay.

And then what do you think her next move is like?

Okay, I'm just gonna say this.

If she's a woman, she'll be able to pull some major top grade A.

She will man beat.

I think she will have no problem.

Finding a date if she's transgender, not so much.

So it'll be interesting to see how this works out in the dating area.

Just saying.

Okay.

Barack has already has his eye on Jeffrey Marsh.

Jeffrey Marsh is that.

I know who Jeffrey Marsh is, man.

Lady that's on TikTok.

Hi.

I want to talk to the children.

Yeah, I only talk to children.

Where's the children?

Creepy.

Ooh, the children.

He's a groomer.

I like the children.

Oh, my God.

What if Michelle Obama's dare you, Bruce.

Bruce says, what about Mike Rowe?

Scratch your eyes out.

I mean, I have to stand on a ladder to do it, but.

Come here, you.

She's tall.

Bend down here.

So?

Bend down here so I can punch you in the slot locker.

How dare you?

Bob says, I love a five o'clock shadow with a rose red.

Rose lipstick.

Yeah.

That's very specific.

Well, that's that Jeffrey Marsh?

Hey, you know, Trump's.

He's signing away.

I mean, he's already shut down the border.

They already closed down Eagle Pass.

They're putting more of those El Paso, too.

They're putting more of those buoys out in the Rio Grande so they can't come across.

They are also, they shut down the app.

You know the app you type in 12 o'clock.

Yep.

That thing went dead.

And it says all appointments are canceled.

He put remain in Mexico.

And I mean, they're ready to go.

And I'm sure.

Tom.

What did he do?

He saved it for you.

Well, we'll talk about TikTok in a minute or two.

I have another rant.

Shocking.

I know, I know, I know.

And then already, if I can get to this, this is a breaking story just happened.

It's.

It's really, really sad.

Where did it go?

Here, Here it is already.

Patrol Border Patrol agent shot and killed during a traffic stop in Vermont.

United States Border Patrol agent was.

Where's my.

There it is.

Sorry.

According to Homeland Security, shooting happened at 3:15pm local time.

The agent was shot and killed while performing a traffic stop in Vermont.

There are two suspects, one who's dead.

The FBI will be heading, leading the investigation.

So here we go already.

You know, this is a war.

I don't know what anybody's, you know, I'm not sure what.

They're coming in from the north, too.

That's the problem.

They're coming in from the north, they're.

Coming in from the south, from Canada.

And we'll see what happens.

But, you know, but I mean, let's.

See what Tom Holman does.

Yeah, he's gonna have.

When you have a war, you know, we're gonna lose.

You're gonna lose some people on end and, and it's a sin and it's a shame, but this is what's going to happen because now they know that they're coming for him and they're going to get deported or whatever.

Now it's.

They have a reason to fight, right?

They have a reason to fight.

So there we go.

Well, that's that.

I'm just saying I love the way that he's.

He's get, you know, we're going to get the confirmation for the people in his cabinet.

Can't wait.

When does that happen?

And are they getting confirmed, all of them?

We don't know.

I mean, they haven't really talked to Robert F.

Robert F.

Kennedy yet.

Then they have to vote on them.

I think they all get through.

The two that I'm worried about are Cash Patel and Robert Kennedy.

They're the ones I really worry about.

I feel like Robert Kennedy's the throwaway, but I don't know, he's stuck with them.

So that would be a shame because I want Robert Kennedy in that position.

I think he's a smart man.

It's unfortunate that because of his speech, it's difficult to listen.

I find him very difficult to listen to, but I think some of the things he says are pretty intelligent.

So I, I, if I can get past listening to him, which again, sounds awful, but interesting.

Who, Kennedy?

Okay.

Yeah.

He's got a, he's got a rough voice.

It's tough.

Yeah, it sounds painful.

Yeah.

Also, migrants weep in Mexico as Trump cancels all appointments on the app.

Yeah, listen, like 12, 1205, like, done.

I mean, you had four years to get here.

If you waited until now, shame on you.

You should have been here a long time ago.

But there they are with the app.

Looked like what I happened when I signed on to TikTok.

There was a thing that said, no pass.

No can pass.

Oh, no.

Oh, no.

John cried just as hard as these migrants.

Oh, no.

I don't tiki talk.

Spend two hours complaining.

I did.

I know.

And it was the worst 12 hours of my, my life.

Sparky is also right.

So now they have to apply to get in legally.

Yes.

And what was Biden doing for the past 24 hours?

Well, what was Biden?

He was sleeping and shit in his pants.

What was the sign in some stuff.

What was.

Yeah, they must have had a rubber stamp because he doesn't know what he's doing.

He has no idea what he's signing.

He's not signing anything.

He has no idea what he signs.

He's not.

So he pardoned everyone?

Everyone.

Everyone.

He pardoned the J6 committee.

He pardoned his family.

Over 8,000 people.

He pardoned Fauci.

Now, I'm a dumb guy, but I thought you had to be convicted of a crime to be pardoned.

Nope, we're just going to pardon.

And is this so to me, I don't know if this is even legal.

How can you just pardon people willy nilly and say, oh, you know what?

Whatever they did, you can't charge them for it.

That's bullshit, General Milley.

Right.

So you're like Adam Schiff.

Oh, yeah, well, Adam Schiff is part of the J6.

Well, that's what I mean.

Like, so all of these folks.

So they're like, well, all of them.

It's more of a just in case you want to come after them, they're already pardoned for something that they said they didn't do.

But we're gonna give them a pardon anyway, right?

It's fucking sneaky.

So then, bullshit.

Mike Johnson was being interviewed about seeing President Biden, and he was like, listen, that guy doesn't even know what he's signing.

And he tells this story.

And to me, this is really shocking.

I do stand Biden, and I say this without animus at all.

I mean, you know, in some ways, I actually kind of feel sorry for Joe Biden.

I mean, he's in the twilight years of his life.

He is not, obviously has not been in charge for some time.

And I know this by personal observation.

And now the whole world knows it.

And it's been very, very concerning to me over the last year and a half since I've had this.

Can you tell us a story?

When you say personal observation?

Well, I mean, it's public now because the Wall Street Journal got it and put it on the front page, but I miss it all.

I mean, so here's my problem.

If you knew this, the story you're about to tell and you didn't say anything, you're complicit.

You're complicit in the lie.

You're complicit in this.

You should have been saying, this guy doesn't even know what's going on.

And you know, so why hold back?

And now you're going to tell it.

The Wall Street Journal got a hold of it.

Now it's out there, so now I can talk about it.

You should have been talking about it when you found out.

Like, you should have walked out of there and said, jesus Christ, we got to talk in Congress about this.

I just had a.

A meeting with Joe Biden, and you ain't going to believe what happened, so I'll let him.

He probably did say that.

He didn't go to the press and say that.

He probably discussed it amongst all the inner circle.

All right, so it's not like.

It's not like nobody knew until he went on this press show.

Okay?

I'm pretty sure he discussed it with the people he needed to discuss it with, including Trump.

So let's find out.

He doesn't have to tell us the story.

All right, so we're foreshadowing or whatever here.

Let's find out what he did.

Year and a half since I've had this.

Can you tell us a story?

When you say Personal observation.

Well, I mean, it's public now because the Wall Street Journal got it and put it on the front page.

But January, a year ago, almost exactly a year ago, I had been asked.

I became speaker in October 2023, and there were all sorts of big national security concerns and everything going on.

And I started requesting a meeting with the.

Because, you know, I'm kind of old school.

I'm a constitutional law guy.

Speaker of the House should be able to talk to the President, especially in times of great national interest and calamity.

But they wouldn't let me meet with him.

And his staff kept putting.

Giving me excuses.

This went on for like eight or nine weeks.

I'm sorry, Mr.

Speaker, he doesn't have time.

What are you talking about?

I'm second in line of the presidency.

He has time.

I need to talk to him.

We had.

I can't say the classified parts, but we had some big, big national concerns at the time that I was losing sleep over.

Finally, I just went to the Hill press corps and said, the President is not being allowed to meet with the Speaker.

There's a problem.

So they started putting pressure on him.

Long story short, they finally relented.

They invited me to the White House.

I show up and I realize it's actually an ambush because it's not just me and the President.

It's also Kamala Harris, Chuck Schumer, Hakeem, you know, the whole.

The CIA director, everybody.

And then.

So I walked in the Oval and, ah, I know what this is.

This is a.

They're going to hot box the speaker on Ukraine funding.

That's what it was.

This is probably the third week of January.

We sit down, we're in the midst of it and the whole conversation, and I'm going, we don't need to have this conversation.

The President reaches over just like this.

We're sitting right next to the fireplace in the Oval, and he grabs my arm and he says, the speaker and I just need a couple minutes together.

Will y'all just leave us alone?

And I looked up on the faces of some of the staff standing around the wall, and they're like, no, he did it.

So they.

He called it.

He's the Commander in Chief.

So everybody leaves, and he and I are standing awkwardly in the middle of the Oval Office, right over the rug by that coffee table.

And I said, Mr.

President, thanks for the moments.

You know, this is very important.

I got some big national security things I need to talk to you about that I've heard and I think, you know, and what do we do?

And.

But first, real quickly, Mr.

President, can I ask you a question?

I cannot answer this from my constituents in Louisiana, sir, why did you pause LNG exports to Europe?

Like, I don't understand.

You know, liquefied natural gas is in great demand by our allies.

Why would you do that?

Because you understand, we just talked about Ukraine.

You understand you're fueling Vladimir Putin's war machine because they got to get their gas from him.

You know, and he looks at me stunned with this, and he said, I didn't do that.

And I said, Mr.

President, yes, you did.

It was an executive order, like, you know, three weeks ago.

He goes, no, I didn't do that.

And he's arguing with me.

I said, Mr.

President, respectfully, can I.

Could I go out here and ask your secretary to print it out?

We'll read it together.

You definitely did that.

And he goes, oh, you talk about natural gas?

Yes, sir.

He said, no, no, you misunderstand.

He said, what I did is I signed this thing to.

We're going to conduct a study on the effects of lng.

I said, no, you're not, sir.

You paused it.

I know.

I have the terminal, the export terminals in my state.

I talked to those people this morning.

This is doing massive damage to our economy, national security.

It occurred to me, Barry, he was not lying to me.

He genuinely did not know what he had signed.

And I walked out of that meeting with fear and loathing because I thought, we're in serious trouble.

Who is running the country?

Like, I don't know who put the paper in front of him, but he didn't know.

He didn't know.

He didn't know, and he hasn't known in years.

And that's why you can't meet with him privately.

Yeah.

That's why you have Hakeem and Schumer and Kamala.

They're all there to talk for him.

And he just nods and does the.

The Biden thing, right?

He has no clue.

And when he asked them to leave, that's when the shit hit the fan, right?

Because if you go in there and you start talking to him about stuff, it's.

You get this.

He's like, whoa, what the.

You know, he has no idea what's going on.

I have such mixed feelings about this, because he's clearly not there.

He's clearly not there.

And any senior that.

Any person that you see that acts like that, your heart breaks for them because there's.

There's.

There's something wrong.

And.

And the fact that he Was in charge for four years.

Look what he's done.

He wasn't in charge for four years.

On paper.

On paper.

He was the head on paper.

Yeah, well, of course, everybody knows that.

So it's.

It's scary.

And to think of all that needs to be redone and undone and re.

Re.

Like, so.

So, so much has to be unwoven to make things better or correct.

It's just.

So he signs these pardons.

He signed a pardon for his brother and a bunch of his family who haven't done anything.

Haven't done anything covered.

Extort money from China and China and Russia.

Wonder how much money he got for his library now.

Okay, so now, when Trump was leaving office, Trump was supposed to pardon a bunch of people unilateral.

Unilaterally.

I can say that.

I can't, you know, pretty good.

Unilaterally.

Unilaterally.

Unilaterally.

Uni.

Sorry.

Anyway, at the same time.

So he.

They asked him about it, you know, should he be able to do that?

And this was his answer.

President Trump is reportedly considering a wave of preemptive pardons.

Does this concern you, all these preemptive pardons?

Well, it's.

It concerns me in terms of it, what kind of precedent it sets and how the rest of the world looks at us as a nation of laws and injustice.

You're not going to see in our administration that kind of approach to pardons, nor are you going to see in our administration the approach to making policy by tweets.

You know, it's just going to be.

A totally different way in which we approach the justice system.

Liar.

Unbelievable.

I know.

He doesn't even sound like this.

It's a whole nother man like his went to mush.

It was already heading there because everybody's like, oh, he's got the little silly whoopsie isms.

And now he's.

I mean, you can see the difference in four years.

It's amazing how terribly he's progressed.

It's sad.

It's really sad.

I'm sad for our country.

I'm sad for him as a human.

Right.

But I'm really sad for our country because that's what's been presented.

And.

And the whole world knows it.

Yeah, the whole world knows it.

And that's what I love about the Internet, because as soon as somebody says something, boy, they're right on it.

And, you know, not only did Biden say this, but what about Adam Schiff, who's also covered under these pardons?

He was talking to Michael Clark Duncan, back when Michael Clark Duncan actually had hair, and this was his take on it.

Have you ever heard of somebody getting a preemptive pardon who was innocent of all crime, who's just an innocent person?

Have you ever heard of that?

Just somebody getting a blanket pardon and.

They'Re an innocent person.

But no, it's the President's own family.

It's people that have been covering up for the President in addition to his own family.

Is there an innocent explanation for someone to seek preemptive pardons for family members?

Would you do that if you knew you were innocent and just worried about outside forces?

The answer to that is going to be no.

If you haven't done anything wrong, you.

Sit there and go, what do you.

Need a preemptive pardon for?

If he pardons people preemptively, he's essentially telling the public that these people have.

Committed crimes and we may not be.

Aware of what they are, but the pardon is clear evidence that crimes have been committed.

I imagine if he decides to issue these preemptive pardons, it will be cast.

In a way that he is protecting his family and protecting their reputations from villainous exterior forces that are against him.

First off, we should just take a deep breath and a acknowledge the audacity of a President who's so clearly concerned about his own criminal culpability and that of his family members that pardons are a major obsession with him.

The idea of a kind of prospective pardon, this sort of permanent federal get out of jail free card, that.

That seems to be what we're talking about in the case of this right, with Giuliani and his three eldest children, who, as far as we know, don't have not been convicted of a crime.

Maybe they've committed a lot and they don't want to face action.

I don't know.

It's weird.

I wouldn't ask for a pardon.

I don't think I deserve one because I don't think I've done anything criminal.

But, like, where does that come from, that concept?

You can just kind of wave your magic pardon.

Juan, we have Tish James, we have Xavier Percera.

Mimi Rocca is literally my DA in my town.

There will be opportunities to prosecute these people, regardless if they, if they abuse the pardon power as they are thinking, hopefully, Ellie, there will be a skyfall on this entire crime family and there will be another day for them to die.

Wow.

Does crime family pardon, let's say, Rudy Giuliani or any members of his family?

Would you see that?

And I asked Peter this Question as essentially an admission of guilt.

I certainly would view it that way.

I think millions of Americans would view it that way.

If there was no belief in criminality.

Why?

Why would he think a pardon was necessary?

CNN has learned President Biden.

Fucking scumbag.

God damn it.

Such a scumbag.

Well, what cracks me up.

Balls.

Is that they sat there and said that about Trump, and then Biden goes and does this.

Now, I haven't had a chance to watch, but I can't believe that they will sit there and say, oh, by the way, you know, this is fine.

But I did see one.

I got one person that's going to explain why it's okay for Biden to do this, even though they've said that this was horrible when Trump did.

And we go to, ladies and gentlemen, the bitter fruit, Don Lemon.

Oh, God.

Here's the breaking news for you.

Remember, people were upset that Joe Biden pardoned his son, Hunter Biden.

Well, Joe Biden, President Biden, pardons his family on last day, date in office.

Why is he doing that?

Is it because they're guilty of something?

And what's wrong with your eyes?

One's going straight, the other one's going off to the right.

What the fuck's going on there?

Don't.

Can't afford glasses anymore.

He's got jobs, precedent.

Yeah, it is unusual, but it's also because of the unprecedented, unusual administration that.

We have coming in.

And he cannot trust his family in the hands of Donald Trump's Justice Department.

The balls.

You cannot trust his family with the Donald Trump's.

The balls.

The balls on these motherfuckers.

Don's little lemons, man.

Unbelievable.

I mean, to sit there and watch what happened to Trump through this whole fucking thing, right?

They not only they tried, they raided his house, they tried him for all kinds of bullshit crimes.

They convicted him on one of the worst Frankenstein kind of charge that you could see and then rushed him in to sentence him for no time so they can say that he's a convicted felon.

This is going to be overturned on appeal.

All right?

They had to drop the charges in Atlanta because Fannie, whatever her name is, Willis, was banging her, banging the person she put in charge of this.

I mean, all this is falling apart.

And the fact that here we are, Don Lemon is sitting there and he's trying to explain this.

Don, you are so over.

No one listens to you.

No one cares about you.

But you're the black Keith Oberman.

That's who you are.

You're the black Keith Oberman.

You scream and yell and nobody listens to you.

Cuz you're a fucking idiot.

What do you think about it?

Let me know in the chat.

I just told you.

I just told you what I thought about it.

Can I make a left turn?

I just got freaky news.

Rubio was unanimously confirmed as Secretary of State.

Wow.

Already?

And.

And all government employees in D.C.

ordered back to work.

Okay.

To work.

Not from home.

Okay.

Work.

I don't.

I'll be honest with you.

I.

I don't see a problem.

Here's the thing.

I don't see a problem with people working from home as long as you can work from home.

What about you?

How do you feel about this?

I work from home.

I do tend to walk away from my desk a little more to do other things, but I also tend to work longer because I know I'm walking away from my desk.

So if I'm like, all right, I'm gonna throw a load of laundry in, but then I come back and work like an extra bit.

So.

But it's convenient because a lot of the stuff I do is on the computer or phone calls or emails.

So it's not.

Here's how.

This is what I feel.

This is how I feel about working from home.

Let's say you got to go into the office and you have to be there at 8:00.

You have to be up at 6:00 in the morning, you have to leave your house at 7.

You have to make sure you get that, you know, get there early and.

And all that, you can save all that time.

In the same way, with the commute home, it's less gas, it's less expense for the families that are there.

That's if you can do your job from home.

Right?

And there's ways to make sure that you are doing your job.

In other words, if you have tasks that get done, and these tasks are getting done, where does it matter where you work?

To be honest with you, now it's different.

I mean, I know they have.

Not every job can be that way.

But, you know, one of the things that Covid proved was that you can do a lot of this shit from home.

Zoom meetings, you know, it had a.

It had an impact on.

On real estate because people weren't coming into the office, so people weren't utilizing utilities, they weren't using the space they're paying for.

You know, these office buildings that nobody's going to.

So it.

The ripple effect from all that had a big impact in the cities.

People aren't coming in.

So businesses were able to sell their space or, or not renew their leases, sell off all their equipment.

Right.

So there's, there's good and bad to remote.

Mike has a good thing about working from home.

Oops.

There you go.

The best thing about working from home is getting a hummer during staff meetings.

Yeah.

And what was that guy's name that was jacking off?

That used to be Tubin, Tim Sanin.

Tubin, right.

Yeah.

Jeffrey Toobin.

Jeffrey Toobin was whacking off during the meeting.

You can't do that in a meeting at the office.

You just can't take out a bottle of baby oil, pull your pants down and start stroking your member.

I mean if you do, that's a strong, strong move.

Yeah.

Says more Jason their employees back to come to the office as it is a move for control some I believe that I understand.

Okay.

But as I as seeing something again, if you're going to talk about the department of you know, government efficiency and I know that Elon Musk is a big person for bringing people back to work.

That's what he did with Twitter.

I think that there is a way to work it out where people can work from home again, I believe.

I think there's some positions you can offer that flexibility or just even a couple days a week work from home.

I think it's helpful for people who have families.

And not every job has to be during business hours.

A lot of things could be done after hours.

Like for example, our CFO for where I work, she.

Well now with COVID she's mainly worked from home but she would always come into the office after 4:00 because she never dealt with people.

She didn't have to deal with people walking in or anything like that.

Everything she did was strictly internal and financial.

So there was no.

She only had to deal with us through emails and things.

So she worked from home.

As soon as Covid hit, she's never left her house.

Right.

You know, so I mean again she works, you know, she starts work at 9, 10 o'clock at night and works overnights.

She doesn't care.

Right.

You're bringing people, you're bringing cars into the city, you're putting people in the subways, you know, to have to go to work.

Yeah, you're taking.

It's a serious impact on economy.

Your eight hour day is now a 12 hour day.

You know, keep in mind the so explains all the problem.

Like you think the subways are congested and things like that.

But if there's Less people going to the offices, but less people think about the economic impact of just eating.

Like people going out, they go to work, they go to lunch.

All the restaurants, all the carts, all the.

So if they're not in the office.

And that's not the office's concern, you know, I understand that.

But like just the ripple effect from all of that.

People shopping after work or bringing their dry cleaning in or whatever.

All those things that kind of.

You lumped into going to the office.

Now you never leave your house.

Now you don't have to do dry cleaning because you don't have to dress up.

You know, it's all that kind of stuff.

So it's all the little things that really, I think had a big impact.

I understand about the restaurants and the roach coaches.

Like in Philadelphia.

Yeah.

You know, there was nothing better than a dirty water dog.

Dirt water dog.

A dirty water dog with a little mustard and sauerkraut and onions.

That was my go to.

And then you could get a cup of coffee there.

And then some of them.

Depends on the size of them.

You could get like an egg sandwich or something in the morning.

So I get that.

And trust me, I've eaten off of more than one roach coach in my day.

John and I used to talk to a guy on Discord who was selling medical supplies while in VC with us.

I don't know who that is.

I know it's that soft weekly.

Yeah.

But I don't know who the guy is that was selling medical supplies.

YNVC with us again there.

If, say the guy is driving from place to place and he's in Discord talking to you, what's the difference as long as he's getting his job done?

That's.

Yeah.

Again, some industries you have to be in the office.

Other industries, you could do it from home.

Right?

There's certainly.

Yeah, there's certain industries that you have to be there if you're going to be, you know, you're forward facing the public.

Like, you know, auto repair or anything like that.

But what I do.

Yeah.

You know, when I'm talking about like administrative office support.

It really doesn't have to be done in the office just to justify the rent.

And again.

Oh, well, it's going to make the commercial real estate market crash.

Well, you know what I'm sure they can do.

Look, when in Philadelphia, when I was working in the elevator business, there was a lot this shit was going on back then.

Like they.

Everybody.

Okay.

In like the early 80s, you had five supervisors.

And with five supervisors, you had an admin and then they invented the laptop.

And so then guess what, you didn't get an admin anymore.

You answered your own email, you wrote up your own memos, you sent your own faxes.

And so they got rid of that person.

And then the office personnel started to decrease just in that.

All right, so a lot of the office buildings started to go empty out.

People didn't need them anymore.

So what they started doing was they would rip the whole interior out and they made condos and apartment buildings out of them.

So maybe that's what they got to do with cities.

You know, if you want to live in the city, that's a different story.

Make it easier and cheaper to live in a city then that might work, but there's always a workaround.

It look again, the people that are that run the commercial real estate business, they're going to see an opportunity there and they're going to take that opportunity and they're going to make money at it.

That's, that's what happens.

So I see, I see a lot of buildings that have become like mixed use, like retail on the bottom and then like two or three floors of condos or apartments or things like that, you know, like, was it like the 15, the five minutes, what do they call them?

The 15 minutes?

Yeah, it's so.

It's like a mullet.

It's what's a business in the front, party on the bottom, party in the back.

Yeah, it's like business on top party or the other way around.

But in other words, how cool would it be if you had an office building and then on top of you had four or five floors of apartment buildings where you could live in the apartment building above and then work and then just take an elevator to work.

That would be fantastic.

How fantastic would that be?

So interesting.

Some more remarks from the comments.

Jason says in his industry for his day job, he's the only one in his team in Minnesota.

All his work is done via team meetings.

They want us in the office for collaboration, but with who?

The fucking wall?

Right.

So again there's.

Luckily I don't have to go in.

So yeah, like Bob, Bob can't work from home because he, he paints and fixes things.

Like he paints.

That's not his gig.

Yeah, right.

He has to go in.

He's a gigs use.

Condos in Detroit are outrageously priced, I bet.

Well, yeah, I'm sure they are.

But then again you got supply and demand.

If they're so high and nobody can afford them, the Price will come down.

The price will come down and then the other reason why the price is so high is because the taxes in the, in the city are so high and, and you know, so if you reduce every.

Everything's got to kind of contract a little bit.

It can be done if you have, if you have a can do attitude.

I'm just saying you're going to see right now these things, these fires in, in California, the Palisades, you know Blackrock's out there right now offering these guys pennies on a dollar for their house because they have no way of rebuilding.

They have no insurance because insurance it's.

Going to tied up for months, months and months.

And where do you live?

You need the money now.

Yeah.

So they'll go in and undercut them.

They'll give them half of what it's valued but they'll get walk away money.

And they'll be done and they'll build these 15 minute cities here that I swear that's what happened there.

The drop condos and insta homes on them.

Those gross contractor builds.

Right.

Are fine if that's what you you want.

I think some of them are a little awful because they all look the same.

Just different colors, same house, just.

Yeah, flip flopped.

If I could put the tin foil on my maga hat right here I.

Would say it's not on there.

Shocking.

It's on the inside.

Oh, tin foil on inside.

I've had so who'd have thunk?

Yeah, you have.

Hey look, 100 mile an hour winds are coming.

Boy, if we start a fire right here and the winds are coming this way by God, look at all the property that would take down.

Makes you wonder with all the homeless people setting fires.

Right.

Just saying are they homeless or just look homeless.

Who knows?

I don't know.

I'm sure it wasn't anything like that.

I'm sure it was just a lightning.

Strike or a coink, a dink, A.

Coink a dinky that there's no lightning because there was no rain.

There's no rain.

So it wasn't lightning that started it.

What started it?

And again the very own restaurants are.

Just burst into flames for no reason.

Yeah, yeah.

Oops.

Oops.

Always in the middle of the night.

It happens.

Yeah but the first fire that started out there in California it was out on a trail.

There's cameras everywhere.

So they saw the smoke starting to come up.

They zoom in, they see two guys, one guy with a white hoodie, one guy with a black hoodie and then later on they.

They see someone taking a video of a guy, two guys walking, one with a black hoodie, one with a white hoodie, says, oh, we were just there.

I can't believe that we were just there.

Can you put that other up there?

I didn't get a chance to read that.

So this is.

Warren Buffett is buying all the residential property like crazy all over the country, and they're going to own all the land.

Bob says, which I addressed in a previous.

We chatted domestic terrorism, domestic climate change.

Oh, yeah.

And Jody says, jewish lightning.

Yeah.

Oh, everybody hates the Jews.

Now, where was I?

It was on Twitter and I was talking about something.

I forget what it was.

I think it might have been the TikTok ban.

And they go, oh, we have to ban TikTok because the Jews, the Jews.

The Jews don't want people on TikTok because they're talking about how.

How bad Israel is with their treatment of Gaza.

And I'm like, look, I'm sorry.

And he goes, and if you don't believe that, I'm like, well, okay, you're crazy.

I said, well, I'm crazy because I don't believe the Jews did this, number one.

And number two, I don't believe.

You know, I'm not going to sit there and berate the Jews or the blacks or the Asians or the rednecks or even the Democrats.

I'm not going to go sit there and blanketly blame everybody for this.

It's ridiculous.

All right, is it time to get Muslims the moose lambs?

Maybe the moose lambs.

All right, if there's anybody that's going to be just going to give us trouble, it's going to be the.

We can blame them.

Everybody hates them right now.

Well, I'm just saying.

So.

All right, can we get into my TikTok rant right now, please?

Just get it over with.

All right.

Duchess doesn't like talking about.

And listen, I was listening to a lot of different podcasts.

Tim Pool went on a rant today about TikTok.

He sounds like an idiot when he talks about it because he's sitting there and he says, well, you know, this is a China's Chinese app, and.

And all this information goes back to China.

Well, if it goes back to China, why did they shut it off with Oracle, which is out of Texas, that the servers are on American.

They probably pay for them.

But they're in here.

They're in America.

It's not like it's going back to China.

All right, so.

All right, let's Put a pin in that right there.

Okay?

I'm a grown ass man.

If I want to use a China app that takes my information and sends it back to China, and I know that it's sending back to China, who the fuck are you to tell me.

I can take my information?

Please.

Yeah, what?

You don't think Facebook takes your information?

You don't think Instagram takes your information?

You'll think the government takes your information.

You have a smartphone.

They all do.

I know they all do.

So what are we talking?

I record your ticky talks on your smartphone.

Right.

So then they say, oh, well, it's Chinese propaganda.

It is.

Well, I don't know.

They're not getting a piece of it.

I don't see any.

Listen, I use TikTok.

I use it a lot.

I don't see any Chinese propaganda on there.

They go, well, you know what it does?

It secretly.

It gets the kids and it indoctrinates the kids.

And I'm like, Like school, like school does.

If you're Gonna shut down TikTok for indoctrination of the chip reinforces it.

I mean, do you think it doesn't.

Well, they gotta shut down the fucking colleges too, because nobody does it more than the fucking colleges.

I just.

Okay, they're not gonna shut down schools.

But the point is, is do you think that TikTok perhaps can indoctrinate?

It could.

But if that's the case, then shut down the colleges.

If you're not doing it.

Yeah, if you're not going to shut down the colleges, then don't give me your bullshit about, oh, it's the app.

Because we make more money on the colleges than we do on TikTok.

Well, maybe, I don't know.

But here's the thing.

Here's the other thing about TikTok.

Guess what?

TikTok is not publicly traded.

So there's some people that own TikTok.

And you know what they're making?

Banks.

You should say that.

What a sparky thing.

Every politician has stock in Facebook.

Yes.

TikTok is Facebook's competition.

Yes.

If TikTok goes away, Facebook stock goes up.

I don't know, because I don't think so.

Because again, Facebook's for the old.

Facebook isn't giving you anything.

Here's the problem.

Americans can't figure out how to make TikTok.

That's the problem.

Because there's no reason why American company can't go out and make a TikTok.

Oh, why couldn't that make you mean.

To recreate the company like TikTok, just like TikTok.

I thought you said they didn't know how to make TikToks.

I'm like, well, they.

Of course they know how to make tiktoks.

Anybody knows how to make a TikTok.

So what I'm saying is that why don't American company make a.

Make a.

Make.

Make a.

Make something that's like TikTok or better than TikTok.

You can make something better.

You can.

All right, so now what you want to do is you want to shut it down and all your.

All your excuses are suspect at best.

The whole thing about they're taking our information.

Fuck you.

Everybody takes our information.

The whole thing.

Well, TikTok soft.

Bring back vine soft rip vine.

Well, okay, here we go.

That was Vine.

Vine was a six second thing and then TikTok was a.

A minute or 30 seconds.

Then it was a minute, now it's up to 10.

All right, and then the other thing is TikTok.

Whatever you want, TikTok gives you.

We've been through this before.

You want big bouncing breasted women dancing, you can get that.

You want trans women talking about the transition, you can get that.

You want to talk about cooking, Crock pot cooking, you can get that.

Whatever you are interested in, that's what it'll feed you.

So again, here's an app that is giving the customer what they want.

What's the problem?

What is the fucking problem?

Nobody can explain to me how dangerous this app is except it's eaten Facebook and Instagram and YouTube and.

Oh, and YouTube.

Let's talk about YouTube.

Concerns about the safety factor of what?

What, their kids on it like 10 year olds.

Again, I'm not the kid's parent, all right?

Parent your kids.

I don't need the government to parent.

I don't need the government to parent the children.

Well, the government isn't all right, okay?

I grew up in the 70s and 80s.

We didn't have a cell phone.

We didn't have a fucking answer machine.

You know what we did?

Our parents threw us outside and we weren't allowed in the house until it got dark and it was dinner time.

They didn't know where the fuck we were.

Parents have never been parenting.

From the beginning of time, we could have been out doing whatever.

We could have been in the woods starting fires.

We did.

We could have been throwing rocks at cars.

We did.

We could have been siphoning gas out of cars.

We did.

We could have been all kinds of mischief.

We did.

We could have been taking.

Making ramps with bicycles and.

And jumping them and.

And hurting ourselves.

We did.

We were feral.

Nobody paid attention to what we were doing.

So now there's the Internet.

Kids aren't outside.

They don't play with each other, so they're.

They're on the Internet.

What'd your girls do growing up?

Did you throw them out of the house and tell them not to go back until it was started?

No.

No, they did exactly what you're.

What I'm talking about.

They grew up watching TV and on AIM and.

And.

And.

And social media.

Right?

We did.

Because you know what?

Parents are working and they're doing things and they.

And they're not.

They're not parenting their children.

They.

The government.

Some are.

Some parents are govern.

You know, parenting their children.

That's a parent's job.

All right?

They go to college.

They spend all this money to.

To go to college, and they get, you know, activated to be a Democratic activist, and that's.

Okay.

So Soft says, so Jamingo thinks we should sell kids beer.

See, you're a dick.

All right, I'm going to tell you why you're a dick.

There's laws that says you can't sell kids beer.

There's not a law that says camp kids can't be on the Internet.

This is.

See, that's why you're stupid.

All right?

That's why you're have it.

Does Tick Tock have a restriction?

No.

You have to be whatever age you are.

13.

13.

13.

Okay.

So above 13.

So there's plenty above 13 on.

Okay, don't give me that shit.

First of all, you go to Pornhub, and Pornhub says, are you 18?

And you go, yep.

And then they let you right in.

Do you have to be 18?

Nope.

Do you have to prove you're 18?

Nope.

What states is Pornhub now not allowed in?

Beats me.

But it's.

You still get it in Jersey.

Oh, ew.

I'm just telling you.

Well, I heard in Florida and there's a few other states.

I think Arkansas had a.

I think Jody's state, too.

Yeah, I think Arkansas was an issue or whatever.

I don't know.

But again, there's laws.

Well, I guess a kid could drive a car then because it can go on the Internet.

He can get behind the wheel of a car and just drive a car at neh.

That's the dumbest thing I've ever seen.

Okay, you're being extreme.

Am I?

A little bit.

Well, throwing out the cars and all that.

Well, that's what soft says.

Soft says.

So you're selfish and you want TikTok.

Okay, well, now it's back.

Yeah.

You know what?

I don't need the fucking government to tell me what I can do with my time or what fucking apps I can use.

Okay?

I don't need them to do.

You don't have to.

I'm a grown ass man.

I don't need them to tell me what to do.

Stay the fuck out of it.

How about you do this?

How about you do your job and make it where we can have fucking plastic bags to put groceries in?

I couldn't have a little one?

This is what I have now.

This fucking thing.

Look at the size of it.

That's.

That's what our governor did.

Oh, we're gonna work with the Trump administration on our values, but God, fucking Trump wants to give somebody a plastic bag or a plastic straw, we're gonna fight up to the death.

Yeah.

It's as ridiculous as this fucking TikTok ban.

I'll tell you another thing, Tim Pool from.

He's all.

He's against it.

You know why?

Because.

Because TikTok thrown him through his.

Throw him off of TikTok for having.

He's got no fight in the game.

Yeah.

So you people that don't like TikTok, you're like, ah, fuck it, who gives a shit?

I'll tell you what, if you wanted an app that I didn't really care about, okay, here's LinkedIn.

Never use LinkedIn.

Don't like LinkedIn.

Hate LinkedIn.

If they took it away from you, I would be on your side and fighting with you so you could get it back.

Why?

Because I live in America and I'm American, that's why.

Not just sit there, let the government.

Run all over you.

Inalienable right is to have LinkedIn.

Why can't you?

Why can't you?

Here's it.

If you want to tell me how it's dangerous, fine, but it's not.

The people that tell me it's dangerous, don't even fucking use it.

Don't tell me how it's dangerous.

I use it all the time.

Oh, it's not dangerous to you, but maybe it's dangerous to somebody else.

I don't give a shit about them.

Again, if just me.

Look, if there is content on there that's.

That's not suitable for children, take it off, all right?

There's plenty of things on there.

It's like YouTube.

YouTube.

You can't go in there and say that the.

Oops.

We're on YouTube.

Well, you can't say that thing that they put in your arm, that was supposed to cure a certain thing.

You couldn't say anything about that.

I bet Duchess doesn't have a plastic bag right next to her.

I have a reusable bag right next to me back here.

Right.

We had to pay for this, right?

This was.

Got handles and all this other shit.

Now.

Now we got to go to this other thing.

Look.

Yeah, here you go.

Dirk says I don't use it because it's dangerous.

Guess what, Dirk?

No one tells you you have to use it.

I want to use it.

Why can't I use it?

I don't find it dangerous.

You know something?

People are allowed to smoke.

Smoking's dangerous.

Why don't they take away all cigarettes?

Vaping's dangerous.

Why don't they take away all vape?

Might as well say alcohol is dangerous because of the amount of heart disease and liver disease and car crashes.

That's dangerous.

Let's take away that.

Let's take away everything.

Let's make everybody miserable till we take out a fucking gun and start shooting.

Oh, my God.

All I want to do is scroll and find crock pot recipes, beagles running rabbits, race cars naked in paper bags, and every once in a while, some jiggly boobs.

That's America.

The fuck?

I don't like it.

You okay?

Do you need a cigarette after that?

No.

Because I don't smoke.

But you know what?

I ain't out there.

I can't stand cigarette smoke.

It's disgusting.

All right?

I think it's horrible.

It's a filthy, fucking disgusting habit.

As soon as I smell it, you see them outside of fucking buildings, all smoky.

You got to walk through that shit.

All right?

Never told them to ban cigarettes.

Never did.

Never did.

All right.

You know why?

Because I don't do it.

And they do.

Cocaine's dangerous.

Can you use that?

How dangerous is it?

Is it really that dangerous?

McDonald's is that dangerous.

How dangerous is McDonald's?

Have you seen anybody die of lung cancer from eating a fucking chicken McNugget?

No, but those McRibs I hear are pretty bad.

Ken's got a motorcycle.

He's been doing 140 mile an hour.

That's dangerous, too.

You know what?

You have the freedom to kill yourself on a motorcycle by going above the speed limit.

And you know something?

I'll fight for your right to kill yourself.

It's all easy if you don't use it to say, ah, fuck them and that's the problem with America right now.

It's like, oh, I don't use it.

Fuck it, who cares?

But that's not the problem.

The problem is we're Americans and we're supposed to stick up for each other and for everybody's rights.

My right to use TikTok.

Right?

I'm gonna fight, God damn it.

For my right to use TikTok.

Wow.

You ruined my Beastie Boy song.

How dare you?

You're welcome now.

All right.

Spent.

I just.

Again, I just don't understand.

So now they're saying, and.

And if China.

If these.

This.

All this information were on Chinese servers, they couldn't do anything.

They couldn't shut it down because they said, we're going to find you.

And the Chinese, The Chinese say, oh, fuck you, American round eye.

Oh, fuck you.

Fuck you and your democracy.

Fuck you on your freedoms.

There you go.

Well, Ken says, preach, brother.

Yeah, I don't need this shit.

I don't need Biden tell me what to do.

I don't need this Tom Cotton telling me.

And that other asshole, the guy invests $1.1 million in Meta and then decides to write a TikTok band.

You asshole.

Aaron says, I used to smoke two packs a day, drink like a fish.

Morbidly obese.

I should be dead.

Should I?

Should it be legal?

No.

You can smoke, drink, and eat yourself to death.

That's the fucking American way.

It's the American way.

America.

America.

Well, all of a sudden we're back in communist China, where everybody started telling you what you can do and how you can do it.

That's a stretch, but okay.

Is it?

You just said living in.

Because you couldn't have Tick tock.

TikTok.

It's like living in communist China.

Yeah, China.

The government says that I can't have something that for some reason, they can't explain it to me.

They can't explain it's not making money on it.

That's why.

That's not an excuse.

That's not an excuse.

I understand that.

I get it.

Duh.

But that's why the government.

Why.

Why are they supposed to protect its citizens?

All right, TikTok and all the things that are fucking a problem with.

For American citizens.

Yeah.

Like crime and.

And illegal drugs and drugs, all that shit.

All that.

But the ticky tocks, that's it.

We're going to get that.

Tick tock.

Way to go, guys.

Start from the bottom up, jerk offs.

What would the Jimmy say about TikTok, huh?

What's a TikTok.

Hey, Dust, what's the talky tick?

I never heard of that.

He'd be walking in here.

How do I do this?

With his phone?

Goddamn, Jimmy.

He had me on the phone.

Dirty dick beaters.

Big old dirty dick beaters.

I keep hitting the buck and rock button.

Oh, I'd have him here.

Why am I streaming to China?

I got some slant on this thing.

Oh, no.

So he calls me today and he's.

He's talking to me.

He's one of those guys.

He's talking while he's doing stuff.

And it annoys me because he does.

You know how I am about audio.

So he's doing stuff and he's talking to me, and it's.

You hear, like, in the background noise.

And then he's off.

And he's over here talking about.

And I'm like, get up.

Get on the mic.

I can't.

Why?

So then he goes, all right, I'll let you go.

And then starts into another story.

He was going to let me go five fucking times.

I finally hung up on him.

I was like, gotta go.

Click.

And this will happen tomorrow.

What's that?

He calls you every day, doesn't he?

Yeah, well, sometimes he called me about the Eagles game.

I don't know.

What do you think about that Eagles game?

That kicker?

I think we need a new kicker now.

Can't wait to see him when I.

Come out in the NFC Championship game.

We're gonna go get a new kicker.

Yeah, right.

Right before.

Oh.

So what do you think?

I know.

Are we getting into football?

Yeah.

I'm done beating up TikTok.

All right, because.

Oh, here you go.

So let.

Lisa says him.

Him on his next tail for the longest.

The longest time.

Jimmy had a flip phone.

I get one of those goddamn things.

So he had a flip phone forever.

He used to brag about, oh, my flip phone.

My flip phone.

So one day, he's bent over and he's working in a boat, and the bilge is off, all water.

And his fucking flip phone fell out and went into the water.

Guess what, buddy, you're upgrading.

And he's laughing.

So then I'm back there, I take a video, and I'm like.

I got the music in the back, you know, like the funeral music.

And then.

And then he went out and got an iPhone.

He's like, these iPhones, they're pretty cool.

Yeah, they're nice.

So government can spine me a lot easier with these.

Yeah.

The phones are made from China.

Your router's made from China.

Your Computer's made from China.

There's Chinese software and everything.

China, China, China.

Right.

And TikTok.

Faggots.

Oh, my God.

Sorry.

Just telling you.

You know how I say faggots?

That's right.

Made Josh happy.

I think he likes her.

I love her.

I bet you do.

Well, again, there's a woman, she's a cosplayer, plays games, tattooed up.

Politically, we're the furthest from each other.

I would fight for her right to do what she wants to do.

So you could be on her onlyfans and pay $10 a month.

She doesn't have an only fans.

Watch her wiggle around it.

If she jump up and down, I don't know.

We'll see.

Maybe.

Depends.

Maybe not confirming.

Not confirm.

Confirming or denying.

Hey, here we go.

Only fans.

Only Fans.

I'm over 18.

If I want to watch pornography or.

Or see somebody, I can.

Yeah, she is a Steelers fan.

That's right.

She is a Steeler.

She is.

She.

Oh, yeah.

Now she's like, no, I don't care.

I'm not following her.

But I'm just saying, I wonder what she had to say after their last.

She wasn't happy.

She probably said that a few times.

Yeah, she wasn't happy at all.

She said, you know what?

Yep.

That's what she said.

She probably did.

I'm sorry, what were we doing now?

What were we talking about?

We were gonna change in the subject to changing the subject Now.

I love that.

Holy football.

Oh, okay.

This weekend was interesting in the way of games.

I, I, by the last game, I was like, I don't want to root for anybody anymore because all the teams I rooted for lost.

And I was like, I'm the curse.

I'm ruining all these teams.

It's all my fault.

Oh, wait a minute.

You were Rooting for Buffalo.

Buffalo 1.

Well, that was the last.

By the last game.

That was the last game, I was afraid to root for anybody.

By the last game, I was just like, oh, I hope they win.

Well, here's the thing.

I didn't want to get too excited.

Because I was like, here's.

This is how I feel about football.

And I might have said this before, and if I did, I apologize.

I'm going to say it again.

There's too many games in the season.

These guys are getting hurt.

They only have a week.

And John, as the new commissioner of the NFL, I have a plan to fix this.

What I'm going to do is I'm going to make it.

I'm going to take it back to the 70s, 80s, and we're going to have an AFC and an NFC and they don't play each other.

Okay.

There's no interconference until the super bowl and what happened.

I agree with that.

I like that.

Okay.

All right, so.

All right, so what we're going to do is, since there's 32 teams and you can't watch all the games anyhow, we're going to make the game.

We're going to have 16 games.

All right, 16.

That's it.

And what we're going to do is we're going to put.

The AFC plays one week and then the NFC plays the next week.

So each team gets two weeks off between games.

They get to.

To rehab and get rested, and they get to prepare for these games.

And this solves the TV thing, because.

How long will the season go on?

Who cares?

A long fucking time.

I don't have a problem with it.

Yeah, I love football, right?

We would.

We would have it.

We would have an AFC team to root for.

We would have an NFC team.

Football.

You figure 16 times, it's 32 weeks.

It's over half a year of football.

And then the playoffs.

Playoffs.

Yeah, the playoffs.

And then this way you got NBC.

All these contracts for tv.

They could still go on.

Now, the.

The teams might get mad because they've lost like three games or two.

Let's see, 18.

They would lose.

Thank you.

It would lose a game.

They would lose a game in their stadium.

One game, but, you know, they'd have that.

Or.

Here's the other thing.

You want to make it 18 games, fine.

A player can only play in 12 of them.

So you're going to have to pick.

You have to sit your quarterback for four of them, and you have to sit your linemen for four of them.

You can't play them all.

You can't play them all.

18 games.

You can only play them for 12.

And then you got.

So then you got to extend your roster because they're killing these guys.

They're shortening their season and season.

They're shortening their playing time, and they're.

Ending it by shoving more games in there, but fucking them up earlier, right?

So by the time we get to this.

This level of championship games, direct.

Right.

So the reason I say that is because Detroit was amazing this year.

They were a fucking powerhouse.

The defense, the offense was amazing, but they were just decimated with injuries.

Where.

Well, the one guy broke his fucking arm on the field.

See that?

Ah, so then Washington comes in and don't get me wrong, Washington's playing way over their head.

Their quarterback's amazing because he's young and he hasn't had his dick knocked in the dirt yet.

Jamango Rule.

Give our data to China.

Fuck the fuck the NFL.

Well, they make too much money.

Fucking Roger Goodell is a piece of shit.

That guy makes over $50 million a year.

For what?

For what?

Expand the roster.

Make a two hand touch field goals over 50 yards are worth 10 points.

Kickoff returns worth 20.

You know, that's not a bad idea.

Give a little more incentive.

Okay, so.

And percentage.

Percentage.

Right.

So.

And the other thing is, what they should do is if they want to, they'll never do it.

But profit share, like the team's profit share with the.

There's a certain kitty and you get.

Whatever.

What's the nice thing about dating a Vikings fan?

You know, they're not looking for a ring.

Hey.

Oh, but so Detroit got decimated from injuries.

And here they had, I mean, they got the number one seed and they got beat by the number seven seed.

So, you know, so now they go to play Philly.

Now here's the other thing.

Our quarterback, we had to play in the snow.

Our quarterback got hurt.

So now he's a statue back there.

And he's little guy.

He can't see over the line.

We've got, he's got a great line.

Yeah, but he can't see over because they're, they're blocking.

He can't see over him.

He can't see the routes developing, unfortunately.

That's like Kyler Murray.

I'm just gonna wing it, see if somebody gets it.

Throw it, throw it.

Near.

Near.

I can hear him.

Yeah.

So now we get to play because the Detroit lost.

We get to the home field advantage.

We get to play them in Philadelphia.

Plus they played like dog.

Who's that?

Detroit.

Yeah.

And he says injuries, no excuses.

Well, I don't know.

Well, I guess I, I'm.

I'm a little more forgiving.

But they're not my, they're not my team.

But I was, I was truly rooting for him, I really was because it was an exciting season.

I think Dan Campbell really, you know, it's.

I've seen some people that were really mad about it and they're like, well, Dan Campbell.

And I'm like, you know what?

He took this team from like four years ago and built them up to what they are.

But the problem is now they're going to lose their offensive and defensive coordinators to go on head coaches.

That's the problem.

That's a, that's a.

See?

And then you can't tell.

They do that during.

They shouldn't have an interview during the season.

Well, they just did this.

They just did the same thing to the Eagles offensive coordinator.

They say they might have him go into the Dallas Cowboys.

So.

So the Eagles play the Washington Redskins.

Commanders.

Whatever.

Whatever.

Yeah, whatever.

And I'll tell you what.

I really don't think they're going to beat them.

I think it's going to be Washington, and I don't think that the Bills.

I don't think that the Chiefs are going to be able to beat the Bills because their offense, defense is amazing.

So I think it's going to be the Buffalo Bills against the Redskins in the, in the Super Bowl.

And it's really weird because if you look at the super bowl logo from the beginning of the season, when they made the super bowl logo, it was red and gold, which is the colors of the Redskins and the, and the.

Chiefs and the Niners.

Yeah.

Well, so we'll see.

I'm sad that football's ending.

I'm a big football.

I love football.

I know.

I'm so bummed, but I don't watch the Pro Bowl.

Who gives a shit, right?

They don't play.

They're like, they just go out there and they're like, why would you touch each other?

They, you know, they barely flag it.

It's.

They don't give a shit.

Now, if John ran the NFL, you'd have another 20 weeks of football because it would only be half over.

The season would only be half over.

I like Bud Vugger's idea.

They had an amalgamation of Steelers and Eagles during World War II.

They were called the Steagalls.

Look at you saying amalgamation.

I'm so proud of you, John.

Every once in a while, I hit one out of the park.

Every once in a while, you get a slow curve and I, I, I lace it out of the stadium.

Grand slam.

Good job.

I was like, oh, is he gonna get that?

Not out of meanness, but I'm not gonna lie.

When I saw that word, I was like, here we go.

Here the we go.

I was waiting for you to look at Amal and call it Anal Nation or something like that.

Well, anyway, so before we switch out of this.

So next week I'm going to Florida on Wednesday.

So that means on Sunday I'll be watching the games down in Florida, so I'm gonna be losing my mind.

So I'm very excited about it, though.

It's gonna Be.

It's gonna be a good game.

And then next Thursday, we're going to be doing a show with Aaron from I Had to say It.

So buckle up for that.

Because I don't.

I don't know.

We've never.

We've never podcast with, done a show together before.

So this should be interesting because we're both high strung and have very strong opinions.

Waiting for flames.

I'm just gonna hear an explosion in Florida.

It'll be like, well, one of us.

Might kick over and have a heart attack.

Well, you may want to message each other before and be like, hey, what do you want to talk about?

Oh, of course.

So before the show, Jason says, I'm tuning in for that.

Before the show, Duchess's.

We're talking about things and something's coming up later.

And she's like, we're not touches.

Says, I don't want this played on the show.

And then when I played it, I'm like, we're playing.

We're playing this.

And she says, well, you know, I'm.

Like, I just wanted to see your.

She's like, I don't want to be mean.

I'm like, do you know what this fucking show is, number one?

First of all, you should know how to produce a show.

You should say, oh, my God, I got this thing.

So, I mean, I gotta fight her all the time to produce the show.

She's like, oh, I don't want to do that.

I'm like, I don't care.

This is what.

We hardly handicap you on things.

There's a couple topics I'm not keen on, and you know it.

Okay.

Consistently throw them in the board anyway.

You mean like this?

Yes.

Who is this knit with?

Your old pal Eric Zane.

Well, apparently, and I'll say this back to it, last week in the chat, because I don't have the chat up, apparently Eric joined the chat and I didn't know that.

Now, I have mixed feelings about that because, number one, I didn't know he was in the chat because if I knew he was in a chat, I immediately would have switched the guns and I would have went after him.

But I didn't know he was in the chat.

So the show went on.

And then when I found out afterwards, well, apparently Old Easy's running low on material.

So he's talking about on his show.

Now, the one thing about Eric is, man, he's getting old quick.

Like, he is aging.

You know, I.

I was shocked when I saw him.

Like, his eyes are sunken and they got, like, bags under Him.

He doesn't look well.

So here he's talking about us.

Eric Zane live.

Why is this so low?

Hold on a second, let me make sure I have my.

Oh, that's why.

Here we go.

I got to get every word of this.

And you can get the show live as it happens Monday through Friday.

Look at the space, the pauses that.

He has right now on the Twitch stream.

I gotta block somebody.

There appears to be somebody who needs to be blocked.

I don't know what this is.

One of those bots.

Oh, it's.

I'm sure it's a bot.

I'm sure it's not somebody that said something about you that are taking over the world, I guess.

Jody says that man looks tired of life.

I bombed the Boomer Bunker show yesterday.

I was actually sitting at the scorers table during the basketball game and I got a notification on Twitch and said, hey, you might like this show.

The Boomer Bunker is live now.

You know why you got that?

Because we're not cunts and we don't block you.

Eric, you're welcome in the chat at any time.

You're welcome on this show.

I'll bring you on this show.

No, you're not.

No, you're not.

You are.

Well then you can talk to him yourself.

That's fine.

I could do that.

I don't have a problem with that whatsoever.

I will do that.

But you're allowed in the chat.

I don't block you.

You're not blocked from our Twitter.

You're not blocked from anything.

We on the other hand, are blocked from everything.

Why?

Because you're a pussy.

You're just a flat out pussy and you can't handle any kind of controversy because you got nothing to come back with.

So you come in and you make a.

Oh, I bombed them.

Oh, I bombed the show.

I made fat jokes.

I'm so funny.

Literally for the past 30 years.

Right, so.

So he's got 293 views now, but when he goes live he's got like 20, 25, maybe 25 views.

Yeah, and I went ahead and pushed the button and there they are, those two piles of flesh.

That's what we are, piles of flesh.

Gorgeous Kate and John Domingo.

And they look, they've gotten to be so large that they just look like heads on the shit emoji.

That's what they actually look like.

Wow, thanks.

First of all, that's a lie.

I mean, if you're going to come on here, at least tell the truth.

But I know you need to feed your Check.

Because you've got nothing else.

You have no material.

Like, every day I download your show to see what you're talking about, and now I just.

I'm look.

I look at the topics.

Nope, nope.

Don't give a.

Nope, nope.

Boring.

Nope.

No, no.

If you had something entertaining, I would listen.

You don't like.

When I.

When I see something that I think you might like, you're going to talk about that I would find entertaining and want to hear your opinion on.

You know, I listen.

Not much lately, but okay.

And they're just like, he's making big.

He's making.

Hear what they're saying.

He can't hear us, you know, and.

Was he making a face?

He didn't look much different.

There's 11 people watching.

All right, right now we have 28.

We have 28 people in here now.

And I think we had 28 people in here.

Appreciate every one of you.

Thank you.

Right, Absolutely.

But.

And over in Rumble, So.

Yeah.

Yeah.

We don't know what Rumble numbers are.

But anyhow, no idea.

Which is where the direction of my show is going.

Yeah, that's right.

Your show's coming down.

We're going up slowly, but we're going up.

And I.

I commented.

Can he locked up.

You see that?

I commented.

I don't remember what I said because I'm old.

Yeah.

And I try to guess the weight of you two combined.

Really?

You know something?

I've seen your audience.

I'll tell you what we weigh.

We weigh about a Kenny and a half.

Oh, stop.

All right.

I'm sorry.

We weigh three quarters of an Amanda.

All right.

That's what we weigh.

Oh, just saying.

And you.

I mean, you're like a little tiny guy.

Like, you could be put on a wedding cake.

Just a little dude.

Somebody I don't know said, easy.

Yeah, do it.

And So I put 757.

Oh, he's close.

I don't know if they acknowledged my presence.

We.

We didn't.

I didn't know you were in the chat, which is.

We don't care.

Kate.

Kate is very.

She's very authoritarian when it comes to the chat.

There's certain people that don't get any airtime on the chat, which is.

That's.

You know what?

Kate's in charge.

Charge of the chat.

That's fine.

Probably did not.

Then I said, kate, more for entertainment.

Grab your webcam, run to the fridge and eat the fridge.

Boy.

I tell you, the comedic stylings of one of her.

Did he actually type that in there?

Did he did take that.

I didn't see that one.

Yeah, he's a.

He's a genius.

Just a comedian.

The wit just jumps out, the comedic genius.

And he's crack grown ass man.

And literally all he's got are fat jokes.

Fat jokes.

That's all he's got.

Good job, buddy.

Meanwhile, keep it up though.

Meanwhile he's got a segment segment on his show the Fat A thon where all his audience is trying to lose weight.

Here you go.

Hang on.

Bud Voger says, I keep thinking John's pausing the video, but it's just Zane.

Trying to think of something clever, right?

And I'd look that old too, if I was married.

And washing her brother's eyes.

So I got out of it, resumed doing my job at the game.

One of many.

Then I went back 30 seconds later because I can't help it.

And I typed, you should talk about how boring Dean lost his horse jacker job because his sister, his own sister, fired him.

Okay, let's talk about that for a second.

So Dean's got a better job now.

The best thing ever happened to him was, you know, he actually didn't have to work for his sister and he went out and got a job that he fucking loves now.

He loves it.

So best thing ever happened to him.

He went from horsejacker to his new job.

Jason says his voice lol.

Jason.

Oh, it's awful.

Yeah, hang on, Jason, hang on.

You gotta hang around.

Jason, hang around.

Jason, we gotta talk.

Please hang around.

I'll get through this real quick.

I'll let that one settle in hopefully.

Again, our chat did what they did best.

Attack him with way funnier jokes than he has.

Right?

I didn't see it until afterwards.

That fucking monster Boring Dean saw it and then that was it.

I was.

No, no, that wasn't it.

Dean said, hey, how's your mom?

Still dead.

No, no, it wasn't Dean.

Wasn't Dean.

Budwugger said that.

Budwugger said, hey, how's your mom?

How's your mom?

Still dead.

She hanging in there?

No, she's deceased.

Out.

Chris says Jamingo looks bigger than I have ever seen him.

And he claims he's lost £100 on Ozempic.

Yeah, Chris shouldn't be throwing rocks.

Probably starting out hundreds more.

I've seen Chris.

I mean, he might be good to bend down, pick up a few other ones.

He's losing weight himself.

He says, imagine having that much weight to lose and not having the willpower to do it without drugs.

Yeah, listen, I.

I don't give a what Jeremy says since you're a big fat load and probably can't afford the drugs, go yourself.

All right?

I'm going to take whatever I need to take to.

To lose the weight.

I don't give a what you say.

Look, Eric's trying to.

See.

This is how Eric just shits.

Look at that face.

Yeah, I don't.

I don't know about that.

Jeremy, when you're that big, I mean, he's £1,000.

It's not going to matter.

I mean, he can lose 700 and he'd still be way more than you.

Okay?

He's that big.

He's a recluse.

He can't even get away from that computer.

You know, he's like, that's not a bad.

You know what?

That's a fair statement.

All right?

I'll give him that one, Cartman.

When he got fucking fat.

Yeah.

You don't wanna.

I don't.

I don't fault anybody for taking any medicine that makes them lose weight.

I really don't.

Especially the ultra huge.

Sir.

He does the ultra huge, okay?

Like Amanda here.

She says, jeremy, I'm looking for some help like that right now.

I don't wanna be the guy to say that people who use Ozempic are cheating or.

I mean, it's fucking great.

Now, if you're looking at the chat, they're saying you still have to do the work.

And that's correct.

You just can't not.

That's not a magic medicine, just makes you lose weight.

You still have to exercise.

You still can't eat everything.

It just does certain things.

And again, the medication that I take isn't just for losing weight.

It's for.

You know, it's for type 2 diabetes, which is probably why.

Because I'm overweight and it's working.

So I don't know what to tell you.

I absolutely think you should do that.

If you have the means to get your hands on that and it doesn't break the bank, you know, it doesn't matter.

I don't give a shit if it's black magic.

Like if Jamingo goes to Haiti and gets some voodoo done to make him lose weight and it works, good.

I would go to Haiti.

I would try.

I would.

I would fly to Haiti.

Depends on what the.

What the magic is, you know, I gotta.

I'd have to.

Again, you have to figure out what it is.

I don't need some gay voodoo doctor sticking pins in me, if you know what I mean.

That's good.

Now he's not.

And he's gonna die, and I'm not gonna care.

Oh, Eric, we're all gonna die.

You're gonna die.

I'm not gonna.

Better chance.

You only got one fucking kidney, loser.

So whatever.

That's.

What's.

Don't get all jaundiced and yellowy.

Oh, wait, that's your liver.

Oh, well, whatever.

Right?

Remember, he was a raging alcoholic.

I'm sorry.

Still is.

Still is a raging alcoholic.

No, I think to his credit and I.

Trust me, I don't give many.

I don't believe he's drinking again.

So from what I understand, it's been a while, so.

Yeah, so I'll give him that.

And that's all the.

I'll give him.

Yeah, come on back anytime.

I am truly bored with this segment.

I know.

Me too.

I'm truly bored.

He's boring.

He can't get a sentence out, and everything has to be bounced off his chat.

You can't even get the sound.

He has no topics prepared, which is why he did this.

Yeah.

So if that.

Glad to give you 15 minutes of content.

Right.

Glad we could help, Eric.

Oh, so fucking boring.

All right, you know what?

It's time for Believe.

I thought that guy was entertaining.

Holy.

Okay.

Yeah.

I'm sorry.

What?

Want to do some podcast shout outs?

Can't wait.

Was there any.

All right, let me get the.

Since we're swinging right into it and I was not.

That's fine.

I.

I totally understand.

Are you gonna yell at me about it?

Of course not.

My new leaf is not to yell at Duchess.

She gets very, very agitated when I.

When I.

When I tease her.

No, no, that was.

It wasn't a tease.

I don't want to do that.

Yeah.

Now, you spent 10 minutes on Eric Zane, so he got a hell of a shout out.

Okay.

The Weathered View with Bruce, Jason and Ken.

Stop putting my name on.

And Duchess.

You're there every day on the show.

Every day.

No, not every day.

Four.

Four days out of five.

Three out of five.

Oh, boy.

They're there every day.

Yeah, almost every day.

The other guys aren't there every day either.

Yeah, they are.

Okay, maybe not Jason so much, but he's still his show.

He's part of that.

That's the group.

Anyway, nine times out of ten, you'll hear Duchess on that show.

Another guy that's in there in the weather view is Aaron.

Had to say it with Aaron.

Yes.

Who will be guest hosting with you this week.

Not good.

On the.

We have to get together and off to get together and do some testing.

Technology testing with him.

So make sure everything works okay.

Wheelbarrow full of dicks with Mike Travis and drunk.

Yep.

He just got new equipment.

I'm excited to see what.

He just got a new mixer.

Really nice.

So we'll see what's going on with that Am I canceled podcast with Edward and Katie Google.

I love.

That's her name now.

It's Katie.

Katie Google and Katie.

Katie got a mic and she didn't like it.

It didn't sound so well.

So I was chatting with her and I gave her a link to get the same mic that you have and the same.

That same setup right there.

Nice.

So hopefully.

I can't wait to hear her next.

Yeah.

Okay.

Shitty song of the week with Red.

And Jody this week.

We're on it this Monday.

Coming next week.

Next week.

Yeah.

Yeah.

One.

A new one just came out, so it should be next week.

Okay.

Next week.

Just double check.

Jody says, best episode of Am I canceled ever.

That was fun last week.

Was.

It was.

It was hysterical.

Thank you, Bruce.

See, she.

She gets.

She gets all.

I don't know, Whatever it is.

All right.

The TNA podcast with Jason Roach and Sam now.

I can't believe they haven't said anything about you reading those stories.

I don't think they.

I don't think.

I didn't send it to them.

Hey, listen, you guys got to go back and listen to Duchess reading some stories.

I'll make them go back.

Adult stories.

But the Duchess today sends me a.

The last podcast that they did, they figured out how to use Streamyard and they had a guest.

And the one thing about the TNA podcast, TNA tits.

And as is, they love the ladies.

They talk to some spicy ladies.

They do talk to some spicy ladies.

Yes.

And here was their guest.

And for those who can.

Who can't see.

Can't see.

She's very voluptuous.

Big tits.

She's a big girl.

Her name is Vividly Vixen.

She's not a big girl.

Her breasts are breast.

Yeah, she's big.

Big breasts.

Big, big, large breasted woman.

Yeah, yeah, They're.

They're.

And they're noticeable.

So the Duchess says, I want you to listen to her talk.

So I said, okay.

So this is what I did.

I hit the button to hear her talk.

All right, we are here.

We are with the Vividly Vixen.

How are you, my dear?

I'm awesome.

How are you?

We.

We went through a lot of struggles to get here, but we are here.

And everybody, if this is done right.

And I didn't screw.

Screw up something else I'm gonna say.

Who.

Who's.

Who's the.

Thanks for this working now.

Oh, God.

You're going back to that?

Yes.

Okay.

All right.

Quick story.

Every chance I get.

I can't do.

He is I.

I play.

I want to get the hurt.

Referred to as the vividly vixen.

You are.

You are definitely social media famous.

I basically.

I don't know how.

What kind of algorithm I have said on our account that you just spontaneously popped up on our.

And I'm like.

I'm like, sam, what do you think?

You think we can ask her?

Sure.

Good.

Spontaneously popped up when I checked you out.

We got.

We've got your stat at 4:34.

G.

G.

Wow.

Yeah.

Yeah.

G Them big mamas.

Oh, my God.

G.

Damn.

Some big titties.

Yeah.

That stands for good.

Thanks.

Thanks for that.

Everybody's seeing that.

That's awesome.

They're like, I can hide my hands under them.

I mean, holy cow.

Sparky says, golly gee, I almost want him to say it.

Like, Gomer Pyle.

A golly.

Oh, no.

But my thing was I.

I couldn't get over the deep, dark voice of her.

I was like, holy cow.

Listen to that.

Her voice is like a.

Like a man.

She's got that's.

Listen.

That's.

The only thing manly about her is her voice.

Damn.

See?

Yeah.

Sam can't see this.

I'm jealous of those hands.

I appreciate you.

She sounds like she smokes two packs a day.

Maybe I'm trying to get to where she's talking.

These guys never shut the up.

Like the.

Everything's gray.

Like, you get maybe one month of sunshine and decent weather, and in that time frame, I.

You know what it is?

Do you ever listen to.

Would you ever watch the Little Rascals and they had Froggy from the Little Rascals.

Doesn't she have the froggy voice for Little Rascals?

A little.

It's a little frog.

Yeah, it's a little froggy.

Yeah.

Jason says, tiggle, tiggle, bitty.

Sparky agrees.

Yay, froggy.

Yeah.

It's when Miley Cyrus was.

Was sounded really froggy at one point.

That's what she sounds like.

But it was.

Sorry, Jason.

Back down in Florida.

Yeah.

So anyhow, I just wanted to.

When Duchess says you got to hear her voice and when I heard it, I did.

When I first heard.

I went.

I was like, holy cow.

It was such a physical reaction.

It was so.

Yeah.

And then she says oh, we can't play this.

I said can't play.

I'm fucking playing this.

I'm just saying that she's got a froggy voice.

Like, in other words, you see that woman and when she starts talking, you're like, whoa.

It was.

Anyhow, if you want.

Oh, no, Dirk.

Okay.

Oh, Dirk says this.

The voice is ruined.

Throat goat.

Oh.

Oh, my God.

Does that happen?

I don't know.

I don't know.

Listen, I don't want to know.

I'm good.

Just go to the TNA podcast.

Hold on.

The link is.

Should be.

Well, I know the link.

Show notes.

Correct.

Well, I know the link to the.

I can put the link to the YouTube.

The.

The.

The letter T, the ampersand, the letter A podcast.

There you go.

That if I just put it in a chat.

So you can go check the YouTube.

Okay.

The YouTube that.

To that episode is in the chat.

Yes, yes.

So anyhow, on all the podcast players.

So find them and.

But yeah, she.

And I felt bad because.

Well, I.

She talks about a lot of things that.

That were not something.

Things that I normally.

None of the things I do.

So it was very interesting and very eye opening.

Just.

Just the eyes were really bad.

I could not.

I had a real hard time getting past the voice because it was just so.

So gravelly.

But I knew when I gave it to John, it's his reaction.

He threw himself back in his chair and he's like.

He just had this look of again.

Here we go.

I'm just.

Yeah.

Whoops.

Sorry, Duchess.

I did that.

Okay, you do it.

Who's in charge of the chat?

You are.

Thank you.

Okay.

She's a delight.

She wanted to do a video in addition to audio because her words.

I sound like a man, but she sure, sure.

All women.

Yes, yes, I'm sure she is.

I'm sure she's well clear.

It was just a shock, dude.

It doesn't match.

They're too.

Can't say that.

When she first talked to you, you first heard it.

You didn't reel back.

I can't.

You can't say that.

I mean, it's just.

It's amazing.

Dean's offering his advice.

Yeah, he'll give something.

He'll give her something to change her voice.

I'm sure it's anal.

Jesus Christ, Dean.

Oh, my God.

But anyhow, go check those guys out.

And now that they got.

Now that they got Stream yard.

The Duchess.

The Duchess can go on there.

I'm sure they'll have the Duchess on.

They love the Duchess over there.

What?

Maybe the both of us.

They don't want me.

They don't listen.

They don't need an old crabby fat guy.

I'm old crabby old lady here.

You got a certain charm about you that.

That.

That all the men love.

Yeah.

And I can understand why.

Jody says, I had a couple sex gals on early.

Realize that they're usually pretty boring for a podcast.

Nobody wants to hear them a.

Well, I don't know.

Let's check it out.

I'm sure they're fine.

All right, moving on.

Shooting the shiznit with BT He's a riot.

He's too funny.

The Bromigos podcast with Matt Mish in Panama Red.

There we go.

Jody says she just needs a lozenge.

I know.

And Jason says, of course we will.

Of course I know they'll have the duchess on.

Just take the compliment, will you?

I shake my head.

With Lisa and Sam, their podcast, they're.

They're going away.

So the right.

Matter of fact, right now they are recording as we speak.

But they don't do the live show, so I fit right in.

I'd fit right in them big old titties, I'll tell you that.

You know what I just can't do?

I can't do.

Dirty old man.

It just doesn't.

You are a dirty old man.

It just makes me.

You're the only fans.

Dirty old man.

You talk about it all the time.

That's.

Hey, now that is show prep.

Show prep.

It is show prep.

You know, I know you know, studying I.

For me, it's.

It is show prep.

So I can talk about what's going on.

I gotta.

You don't need to defend yourself.

Apparently I do.

I got.

I got.

Still as a pervert.

I'm not looking on.

Only fans.

But I'm glad you are.

Yeah.

Look, someone around here's got to do it.

I will be.

Volunteers.

Tribute.

Volunteers.

Tribute.

Thank you, Katniss.

That's.

Well, that looked bad.

Katniss.

The fine wining podcast with Mike, Jerry and Cheese.

This was.

I listened to the last episode.

They finally put one out.

And Senor Cheese, this is his last episode.

So I don't know if they're auditioning for.

For a third mic or just the looking for guests or whatever, so.

But apparently I got a.

I got my comeuppance, which I should.

I should.

I should.

Definitely should.

This is the episode you forgot to go on.

That's right.

So they didn't slam it too bad, but they.

They zing.

Hey, look, I Deserve it.

So anything they said is true.

Yeah.

All right.

Jason says, research, baby.

Yeah, all the research, in other words.

Yeah.

If there's some.

We do a story about a mom that got thrown out of a school.

Her kids got thrown out of a school.

Private school.