Can I Finish? | Episode 287

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He is an old man with the energy, focus and reading ability of a first grader on a sugar rush.

Together they will dissect world issues, slice through the social justice shenanigans, and make you laugh while the world burns.

Here are your hosts, the Duchess and Jamingo.

Hey, Everybody.

Thursday night, 6:30, 30.

Boy, a lot of shit's going on.

We got a jam packed show for you, Duchess.

Little grumpy pre show.

I'm not.

Why would you say that?

I was getting some attitude, get a little bit of a tude.

It does mean I'm grumpy.

Oh, it's just my jersey.

Oh, it's just your jersey, Toot.

That's right.

All right, all right.

Want to start off by saying next week I have.

Well, this week I had my cherry popped.

Speaking of Red in there, my shitty song of the week.

We went over there, we had a lot of fun with Red.

Straightened some shit out.

Maybe I overreacted some.

I don't know.

John Domingo overreacts.

Well, you know when you go to a guy's Twitter, when you go to a guy's Twitter and you've been blocked, kind of makes you feel a certain way.

That's all I'm saying.

That's all I'm saying.

Think to ask.

Nah.

When someone blocks you.

Okay, why would you ask?

But listen, it's all straight down.

Red and I are following each other.

And you know something?

I'm going to say something about Red.

We had like a really good time.

We.

We're talking about technology.

And then we did our.

Our, you know, we did our shitty song of the week and then they have Patreon.

And you guys want to see something fun, Go to their patreon, go to their website.

Links will be in the show notes.

Go to their website and go to their Patreon.

And we did a show.

We did a game show afterwards.

I was singing.

Yep.

How's that?

Not worth $5.

I don't know.

Well, Red was fabulous and we had a great time.

Yes.

And it was nice to see Jody Too.

And Jody was there, too.

And Jody.

Jody was there, too, but.

Well, I'm glad you two.

You have moved on and we had a great show.

Yeah, let's.

Shitty song of the week, karaoke.

Listen, I'm not saying anything.

Never had a problem with Red.

Like, Red.

Just wasn't sure what was going on.

Figured it out.

Now we're moving on.

It's fine.

But.

But saw an article today that you shared where New Jersey is the 46th unfriendly state.

And I'm like, what the fuck?

I don't know how that is.

I mean, gosh, I thought we'd be like 48 or 49.

I'm a little upset.

Where.

That's terrible.

You know something?

You say that because you always want to be liked.

All right?

I am liked.

I don't need to be like.

But I am.

I can't be controversial.

Oh, don't say that.

No.

Love Me, Love Me.

What's that song?

Love Me, Love Me.

Say whatever.

Now I'm all stuck singing.

Keep singing.

I'm all stuck on I don't know lyrics.

I know tunes, I don't know lyrics.

All right, all right.

So thank you.

So anyhow, I was always that way.

I'd rather be feared, see.

Okay, well, I like that.

It's a dynamic duo.

They can love me, they can hate you.

Oh, I'm sorry.

Fear you.

Please help me.

Please.

I don't have to try me.

I'm friendly, damn it.

I know.

So anyhow, here we are.

We're the 46th state in New Jersey.

The Jersey attitude can be perceived as just outright rudeness.

And in this survey, survey, survey, survey.

In this survey, seems as though that's definitely the case.

New Jerseyans are known for their in your face personalities.

But hey, hey, at least probably unfriendly station attendant.

We'll pump your gas for you.

Got that?

Damn right, Bob.

All right, so I see.

I'm going to go to the chat.

Who.

What three states are more unfriendly than New Jersey?

If you could.

If you could tell.

But yes.

46, 47, 48.

What four states.

Fuck what four states?

Hard you don't get.

Southern Hospital.

Yeah, we have Cracker Barrel.

I mean, that's as close as we get to Southern hospitality.

I'm telling you, when you go somewhere else where everybody's so nice, you feel like they're trying to get over on you.

Yeah, it's Butter's answers.

New Jersey, New Jersey, New Jersey, come on.

And New Jersey, Come on.

All right.

Dean says New York Okay, New York's good guess.

Anybody else?

Let's see.

He says Maine.

Maine.

Okay.

All right.

Anybody else?

Red says South Carolina.

North Carolina as the rudest.

Okay.

Yeah, Ahead.

Ahead of Jersey and rudeness.

Okay.

Matter of fact, I found South Carolina and North Carolina very friendly states.

Matter of fact, one of the much.

Now they're full of Jersey people.

One of the states really surprised me because I thought it would be a friendly state because it is a southern state.

Maryland now.

Yeah.

Maryland.

It's not.

All right, so here we go.

Let's go back.

Lisa says California.

California.

Surprisingly now.

All right, let's go to 47.

47 is Massachusetts.

Now, Mass holes.

Mass holes.

I get it.

Massachusetts locals aren't exactly rude per se.

But the overall indifference towards strangers can take its toll.

Ignoring people isn't exactly a trait that puts all Massachusetts among the friendliest states in the America.

It also takes a long time to be accepted as a true Bostonian, not just to blow it.

Now, let me just tell you something.

Boston's people, boss.

Boston people are assholes.

And they are real assholes.

I mean, you know, so I would almost say that 47 is too low for them.

I think they should be lower or higher.

Whatever.

They're.

They're more of an ass.

They're ruder.

So they're.

They're ahead of us in root.

Correct.

All right.

Josh says.

I would have said mass holes, but he lives too close to those rubbish people.

Correct.

Rubbish.

Love it.

Yeah.

Well, listen, I live in state.

48.

Six, whatever.

All right, let's go.

Here we go.

The next one.

48 Delaware.

I was shocked because, to be honest with you, I've worked in Delaware and, well, you know what?

Northern Delaware.

Drive through state.

Really?

What do you call, like, the southern half of Delaware?

Lower, slower.

Delaware.

And they're your basic redneck mountain people.

Kind of like West Virginia.

Sorry, Red, that's mean.

Delaware might be small.

Red were friends.

Stop it, Red nose.

I'm kidding.

You can drive across the entire state in just 90 minutes.

But that doesn't exactly translate to neighborly.

It is Delaware.

Possibly misjudged reputation as a boring.

What makes our readers think it's unfriendly?

Unfortunately, it's ranked as one of the least friendly states in America.

Six degrees of Joe Biden.

Well, that's true too.

All right, 49.

This one really threw me.

Arkansas, the home of Jody B.

Jody, explain your state.

Arkansas is friendly.

If.

An emphasis on if.

If you're a local.

Mm.

I thought that said white, but it says While.

While that's all well and good for Arkansas residents and their good neighborly vibes, it could mean the visitors might feel like they don't quite fit in and are unwelcome.

I'm pretty sure nobody fits in down there that doesn't belong.

You know, down south.

They have that thing, you know, there's a Yankee and a damn Yank.

You know the difference between a Yankee and a damn Yankee?

No Yankee is from up north.

A damn Yankee is one that came down south and started living there.

That's a damn Yankee.

They don't like Yankees.

And then the 50th is New York.

Of course, that's no shock whatsoever, really.

I think it's from New York City.

Locals might seem a bit gruff at first, even upstate, but it is the melting pot of many cultures.

And the neighborhoods in each bore, bureau, borough, burrow, burrow of New York City have a community feel if you manage to stick to it and stick it out long enough.

But don't dwaddle on the side.

That sounds doodle.

It says d.

A.

Dotle dole, no dole doodle.

Don't doodle.

Don't hang out.

Don't, don't wait.

Don't wander around.

Stay out of the way.

Stop.

Move.

Get out of the way.

Stop dawdling on the sidewalk.

I'm walking here.

I'm walking here.

Or holding up traffic.

Take it.

Oh, doing stuff for the gram.

And they see you holding up.

Oh, they do in New York all the time.

Okay, so Sparky said, why is the list backwards?

So basically what it is, is number one was the friendliest.

Friendliest.

And did you want to.

No, I don't care.

Oh, nobody cares about them.

I don't care.

I don't give a who's.

I don't give a who.

The friendliest.

The link.

The link to this article, I believe, is on my Twitter feed.

So if you follow, I think Duchess nj, you can follow me.

And I would.

I would say that I'll put this in the show notes, but I'll probably forget.

But he won't.

I forget, you know?

So I guess the 50th is the least friendliest.

Friendliest state.

So that was definitely New York.

Yes.

I can't remember what number one is.

So it's one of those southern friendly states.

I got you.

People are nice down there.

Stop being nice.

It throws us northerners off.

Yeah, we can't deal with that.

Yeah, it's too weird.

We really don't like it.

All right, we gotta pour one out.

We Lost somebody today.

I'm ready.

I was.

I was a big fan, to be honest with you.

We lost two somebody's today.

Well, I don't know about the second one, but the first one I thought was amazing.

This would be Bob Euchre.

And I really only knew Bob Euchre from his light beer commercials.

I didn't know him as a baseball player or anything like that.

Didn't even know he was a baseball announcer.

But I only knew him from his baseball.

I'm sorry, his light beer commercials and him on a Johnny Carson show, which used to be hysterical.

But here, here's one of the light beer commercials.

All right, maybe I wasn't the greatest player of all time, but fans, they forgive and forget.

When I go in here, they'll be buying me my favorite beer.

Light beer.

Familiar?

You Bob Euger?

Yeah.

How you doing?

How these fans, I love them.

They know us ex big leaguers.

Drink life because it's less filling and it tastes great.

Well, can't keep the gang waiting.

Always joking.

Lake beer from Miller.

Everything you always wanted in a beer, unless.

I thought he was always so fun.

Yeah.

I'd never seen him play baseball, but I loved him in.

Oh, my God.

Major League.

Mr.

Belvedere.

He was Mr.

Belvedere.

Oh, that's right.

That's right.

I forgot he was in.

Yes, and he used to.

Okay, so anyhow, here you go.

Minnesota was the friendliest, Mike says.

And he knows because he follows at Duchessnj.

Okay, yeah, yeah, follow.

Yeah, follow Dutchess.

Here you go.

Bruce goes just a bit outside.

Just outside.

Or the other one.

And I never really.

That's from Jersey.

Major League.

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

He was the announcer for the Indians there.

Okay, so here's the other thing.

There was another thing that he said.

And I don't have that commercial.

I couldn't find that commercial.

But he's going down.

He's like, one of the things about being a former major league player is you just call and you get tickets to any game.

So he goes to sit down and the guy goes, wait a minute, that's not narrative.

He goes, oh, it must be in the front row.

And we used to say that all the time.

Must be in the front row.

And I never.

I forgot where that came from until, you know, the commercial.

But I couldn't find it.

I couldn't find the video of it.

RIP man.

So anyhow, Artie Lang and Norm MacDonald ended up hanging out with Bob Euchre one time.

And Artie Lang's telling the story of this.

And you know, just because you got to know what kind of guy he is.

I love this story.

Norm did a commercial with it for light beer.

Okay.

So it was when we were doing the Norm Show.

So he invited Norm out to spring training in Phoenix, Arizona, and said, look, man, come.

Come the fuck out to Arizona.

You know, He's a guy you hear on the tv, Bob Euchre.

Right.

But.

But he's so filthy when he talks.

Every other word is fuck.

It's unbelievable.

And he's one of the funniest guys I've ever met.

Right?

So Norm says to me, hey man, let's go.

Let's go hang out with Euchre.

Cause he knows I'm a big fan, which was nice.

So we go to Arizona and It's the funniest 24 hour period I've ever spent.

We played a round of golf with Bob Uecker and he let us sit in the booth to listen to him announce a Brewer Cub game.

Okay.

Right.

Now, he had a cough button.

You know, if you're gonna cough, you hit the cough button and you're not on the air.

Sure.

So from what I remember, nor may not remember this, because he's friends with Bob Uecker.

But anyway, Euchre would be announcing the baseball game, right?

And like a jazz musician, it was unbelievable.

If he saw a really hot chick in the crowd, he would hit the cough button, right.

And say something filthy about her.

Then go right back to announcing the game.

It was like magic.

So I believe you think that's a high risk thing to be doing.

That's like walking the high wire, he would say.

So he would say like this, he'd go, here's the 2, 2 pitch to Sosa.

Ground ball to shortstop.

Look at the tits on that whore.

Over to first base, two down.

Hit the button that quickly?

Yeah.

So you must have been out of your mind, entertained.

And now when you listen to him, you're wondering, like during the.

Is what he's saying, Howard, that.

That was that.

That's the story I told on Letterman.

I cleaned it up.

Right, right, right.

And he started using like old guy words for the chicks.

Like he'd go, fly ball to center field.

God, I like to get with that troll up.

That's the third app.

So.

So the other thing he did.

Let me tell the one other thing he did, because this is amazing.

Yeah.

He sees John Fogerty.

Oh, that was what I was going to create.

His Clearwater.

Let me tell that.

So he sees John Fogarty, you know.

From Green Square on her mama.

So he's like, hey, man, that fucker's a rock singer.

He goes, but he can get out of the sand trap like nobody's fucking business.

I played in a charity tournament with him.

So we're like, yeah, yeah, yeah, we.

Know who John Fogarty is.

And he goes, at the seventh inning.

Stretch, he'll have the fucker come up.

And sing for you.

Fogerty's there with his kid, by the way.

He's a big cub face.

He's there with his eight year old son, John Fogerty.

We're like, no, no, you don't have to do that.

Right?

Don't get John Fogerty to sing.

Leave him alone.

It's all right.

We don't want him sing.

Singing in front of us.

So then he gets mad at us.

He goes, do you even know who John Fogarty is?

Yeah, yeah, he did Credence Clearwater Revival.

He goes, yeah, he did all that.

But anyways, so what happened to it?

So that's Bob Euker, all right.

So thanks to Bud Vugger, he went and found the Miller Light commercial, the one I was talking about.

I've watched major league about 800 times as an incredible movie.

It is a great movie.

Really great.

All right, here's the commercial I was talking about.

This is Bob Ucher doing a mowerlight commercial.

These were.

These were all the rage back in the 80s, late 70s, early 80s.

Here we go.

You know, one of the best things about being an ex big leaguer is getting freebies to the game.

Call the front office.

Bingo.

And once these fans recognize me, I probably won't even have to pay for my life here from Miller.

I love them.

These fans know I drink light because it's less filling and it tastes great.

Good seats, huh?

You're in the wrong shape, buddy.

Come on.

Oh, I must be in the front row.

Light beer from Miller.

Everything wanted in a beer and less.

Up in the nose.

Hey, Mr.

Tag.

Oh my God, I love it.

Yeah.

So Bob Euchre, 90 years man, playing with the house's money.

Good on him.

Good on him.

Honestly, when I saw it today, I went, wait, he was alive?

Like, I honestly thought he passed away a few years ago.

Kind of, kind of, sort of, kind of, sort of.

Yeah.

Now, did you also see we may not have anything prepared and that's fine.

Was David lynch died.

Who?

David Lynch.

He was a filmmaker.

He did a.

David.

Are you deaf?

Like, do you not hear what I'm saying?

I don't even know who David is.

He really that important?

He did Twin Pete.

Yeah, he's a big director.

Didn't you ever hear Twin Peaks or Dune, I bet.

No.

You know what?

Twin Peaks I thought was the dumbest fucking TV show ever.

I tried watching, I didn't get into.

It, but it was huge.

Yeah, I don't know, it was.

To be honest with you.

It's one of the dumbest TV shows and I've never seen Dune, so.

All right.

Sorry.

David Lynch's family.

Sorry for your loss.

Yeah, Dune, Dune was good.

Whatever.

The original Dune, I liked it.

Oh, I'm gonna gloss over that.

Alrighty.

Sorry.

I don't.

Just don't.

I don't give a.

Mike says.

Oh, Red says, the Last highway was a great movie.

I'm sure.

David Lynch, Velvet.

Oh, Blue Velvet.

That movie blew.

That's another movie that sucked.

I paid.

You know what?

That's the only movie that I've ever seen in a theater that I said, you know something?

I think I'm going to go get my money back.

That was the worst fucking movie ever.

My God, what a fucking bore fest that was.

Barky agrees with you.

Has no idea.

Yeah, listen, I'm sure he's loved by millions.

Yeah, Blue Velvet.

B, L, E W, Blue and Bug Buggers.

I was in with Blue Waffle.

Yeah, it was just horrible.

Horrible.

All righty.

All right, now I gotta get serious for a second here.

Oh.

Because we talk a lot of politics here.

And on the 19th, which is a Sunday, tick tock.

The congress can't fix grocery prices.

They can't fix gas prices.

They can't fix a thing.

But what they can't, they can't.

They can't shut down the border from fucking people pouring over.

The one fucking thing they could get done was they could put a band on TikTok.

Because the Chinese, the Chinese, they are stealing their information.

Okay?

Now I can understand if you're in a business or you're in the.

In the military and you've had some.

You don't want that kind of shit on your phone.

I get that.

Whatever.

But there's a whole industry.

Do you know how many people are on TikTok?

They use it.

Lots.

Lots.

170.

Over 170 million people are on TikTok, okay?

And they are fucking furious, okay?

And they are white women and gen zers and they got nothing to do and, and all day to do it.

Now Dutchess doesn't give a flying fuck about TikTok.

I don't care.

I mean, I don't give A shit.

She's not on it.

She doesn't care.

Now, as I've got to know, Dutchess, one of the things I know is she's a bubbly personality person.

She's on Facebook, she's on Instagram, she's on Twitter.

She's in Discords.

She's on all kinds of social media.

Which begs the question, why not Tick Tock?

I was on Tick Tock.

And you.

Did you quit when they told you it was stealing your information?

No, no, I quit a while ago because honestly, like a few years ago.

Okay, before the pandemic or after?

Because that's what it really took.

I only went on during the.

I found it during a pandemic.

So did I.

Yeah, so did I.

Because there was nothing else to do but, like, watch TV and watch.

Watch Tick Tocks.

Yes.

And.

And that's when I found it.

And it was fun, it was amusing.

And then after a while, it was.

It's a time.

It's so, for me, it's.

It's addictive.

It's a time suck.

And it's because you just scroll, scroll, scroll hours.

Just thumb and it's out.

And it literally got to the point, like, I can't stop looking at this.

So I had to just took it off the phone.

So addictive.

Stop looking at.

Yeah, I turned it off.

I just stopped doing it.

I get it.

I do.

Cold turkey.

And we've talked about this before, you know, there's big jiggly boob TikTok.

Oh, I don't care who puts their boobs.

I don't give one.

If you want to put your tits out, you go, there's right ahead, girl.

There's cooking.

Tick Tock.

There's hunting Tick Tock.

I mean, whatever.

There's.

There's Manjaro, Ozempic, TikTok, where they get on.

And I.

I mean, for any hobby, any interest, any kink, it's there.

It's all there.

I'm gonna say one thing about the Chinese.

Those made an act.

That's amazing.

All right.

And one of the things I think that pisses the people in America off is that they can't.

They can't duplicate it for some reason, whatever the fuck they did, whatever they.

Did over there with actual seasoning in.

The code, whatever, they cannot look.

YouTube has shorts.

Instagram has reels.

Facebook has reels.

It does not get the engagement in that.

That.

That's where I end up watching Tiktoks.

Right?

And Twitter has shared over there or on Twitter.

Twitter has Does Twitter have stories now or is it just.

It's in the feed.

It's have videos.

It's just in the feed.

All right, so you have videos.

All right, so we did a little experiment today, all right?

I made a video and I put it right on TikTok and then Dutchess took the video and put it on Twitter.

And I gotta tell you, I was really, really impressed with the amount of gay Engage now art Boomer Bunker.

TikTok has like four videos on it.

Okay.

And who runs runs that?

Not me.

Okay, well, I just want to be clear, what's your.

I just want to go, well, what's your issue?

Because when I said we have a tick tock and you first seen anything, you said was, that's yours.

Because I don't have tick tock and I'm not running tick tock.

Well, I don't run it.

So it's.

And you're like, well, I only got four videos because we.

I don't run it.

Yeah, right.

It's.

It's just too much.

I didn't mess around with it because I'm not good with social media anyhow.

I get that.

But today I took a video and I think, what was it?

How long was it?

It was like three minutes.

It was three minutes.

All right, so I did a three minute video and I did it at 10:00 right now, you know, and I had less than 40 people that were on that were following us.

Right.

Right now that video has 512 views.

It's been liked, it's been shared, it's been, you know, and I was.

And there's comments in there.

I was shocked, shocked by the engagement.

Like legit.

Like, it looks like they're legitimate comments.

Yeah.

All right.

So I'm thinking to myself, damn, maybe I should fuck around with TikTok some more.

It's.

I scroll on it all the time, you know, so why not?

That's where you find your boobies, your booby girls sometimes.

But I'm more of a.

Be honest with you, right?

Like I said, I'm.

I figured out how.

When, like if I'm tired of big breasted girls bouncing up and down or country line dancing.

TikTok.

Why are you tired of that?

When I'm tired of that, I want to find something, I will go look for.

I'll just go into the search thing and I'll type in crock pot cooking and then they'll put some crock pot recipes and I'll go in there.

That's how I Found Jess from Jennison.

Her.

Her.

Her Tiktoks.

The grumpy cook.

Yeah, the grumpy cook.

I love her.

All right, so she's my spirit animal.

So again, I found this.

Now 171 million people.

If you take everybody that voted in the 2024 election, that's more people than voted in the entire 2024 election.

I think Trump got 74,000 and Kamal got 71,000.

Somewhere around that.

So there's like 30, 40 million people more than even voted.

And they're furious.

Wait, okay, go ahead.

Million million votes, right?

Millions.

Million.

All right.

You said thousands.

I don't even listen.

I don't.

Million.

I up.

Millions.

Millions and millions and millions.

Sorry, Chad's like millions.

You mean millions, right?

Yes, yes, yes.

Millions.

Just saying.

Billions.

All right.

Hey, do you know how many people are on Facebook?

How many people on Facebook?

Three.

Over three billion.

Oh, really?

Oh, oh, oh, yes, yes.

I think it is something like that.

Yeah.

But you know something?

Facebooks are for the olds.

It's like, you know, for my generation and your generation, the kids aren't on Facebook.

Millions and millions.

They're.

They're.

They.

Because the olds don't know how to do anything else.

They're not going to go to the TikTok.

Some do, but not many.

You know, they're there and they get to share.

You know, it's like, hey, I just saw a dog running around.

Anybody's dog out there.

And they got the little community thing where, you know, in their town where they bitch about everything.

And Facebook has its place.

I think it does for old people.

Clearly, there's over 3 billion people on it.

So, I mean, it obviously suits a need.

It's good for businesses if they maintain it properly.

It's.

It's a good outreach.

You get no engagement.

None.

You put.

I put that video on Facebook.

It gets.

It gets dick and bubblegum, and they're all out of bubblegum.

The thing about Tick Tock is it gets engagement.

All right?

Unless you get like, what is it?

Shadow band or whatever.

I guess now, I don't know.

I'm not on it.

So here's the.

We've.

We've established it.

We've always.

Is that Duchess is not on Tic Tac, Tic Tac, Tick Tock, the tickety talk.

She's not on.

So we.

We've established that.

So she really.

She's not really talking from experience.

Correct.

Okay.

So, anyhow, I don't know what you.

Want me to say.

Okay?

So sorry.

I Locked up there.

All right, so.

Okay, because when you.

When you sit there and you say stuff to me, you throw me the fuck off.

When you say, we've established that you're not on TikTok, and I don't know why you kind of keep telling us that, but.

Okay, because you throw little jabs out like.

Well, if you knew, you know, like you just using it a bit.

So I'm going to just be.

Not everything's about you.

I'm not.

You're talking to me.

Well, I'm talking to you.

Okay, I'm talking.

I'm talking to you, but I'm not talking about you.

Well, I know.

All right.

All right.

Okay.

Do you want me shut my mic so I don't bother you while you.

I just don't understand why you.

Everything's a personal attack to you.

What we're talking.

I get.

It's not an attack.

I know.

Think of it as an attack.

Millions and millions and millions of people.

Listen, Bob, you pull that mic back to where it's supposed to be right now, so.

Oh, we're talking.

You're talking to me?

Yes.

You talking to me?

Yes, I am.

So here.

So the ladies are furious.

Moving right along.

They are furious because there's billions and billions and the white women are really, really mad.

Never have I been so convinced that Americans are burnt out on fucks to give.

Okay?

We have also never been so willing to fuck around and find out because we all just flooded Red Note.

All right?

Red Note for those don't.

That don't know is that the.

The Chinese, they have TikTok for us, but on that for their people, they have Red Note, which is called, like.

I don't know, it's called.

It's got some kind of Chinese name.

I forget what it is.

But anyhow, it's called, like, the Little Red Book.

So now all these white women are like, yeah, fuck you.

Guess what?

We're going to RedNote.

So that all these Americans started flooding and downloading the Red Note app on their phones and the.

There's a million miles between those eyebrows.

All right, here we go.

So anyhow.

Stop it with the chat.

I can't get.

You're confusing me.

All right?

I'm not allowed to.

No, no, you can.

I have to.

I have to maintain focus.

Focus, Johnny sun, focus.

So they all ran over.

Nobody ever heard of Red Note before.

It went from, like, obscurity to number six at the App Store right now.

And it's climbing.

So now the Congress is like, fuck, what are we going to do?

Because that's really, really China.

That's the CCP app that they let the Chinese people do it.

All right?

So they're very.

They're nuts.

Now here's the other problem.

China doesn't want these filthy Americans with their filthy democracy and their filthy Western values coming in there and polluting.

They don't want to start the Americas.

They don't want them to start getting the Chinese all up in arms and want freedom and shit.

Let them start thinking and stuff, right?

So the first thing that they did was they wanted to take and put all these American people on a different server.

So they don't.

We don't want to mix races.

You know what I mean?

We want to keep the.

Your filthy segregated.

Yeah, segregation.

They believe in segregation.

I don't blame him.

And I'm thinking to myself, okay, I get it.

But, you know, I mean, I was on TikTok the other night, and I'm scrolling and scrolling and these ladies, they are not.

They are pissed.

And I don't blame them, number one.

But a lot of people make a lot of money on this app.

Like, you know, you get views and all.

And I was like, how much can you make on this app?

Here's a teacher, and she went, and.

And she's giving you all the stats what she made last year on TikTok.

This might change your mind, Duchess.

I'm sharing with you all how much I made from TikTok in each month of 2024 as a, like, smaller creator.

For reference, I have almost 300, 000 followers, and I better hit 300, 000 followers before this band goes through.

But I get a lot of questions on this, and I figure it's just this app might get banned.

I might as well share.

I'm a little neurotic about tracking my income, and I like to do it all on paper.

So that's why everything's here.

In January, I made $11,700 a month.

$11,700 a month.

That's a lot of money.

Like, in other words, that's raise a family money.

I hope she's paying taxes because she certainly just.

Yeah, well, I'm sure she's paying taxes.

I think at that level, you have to, because you can't just have 11.

You can't just have a monthly income.

Okay, let's see, like another hundred thousand dollars drifting in.

Okay, yeah, in February, my account was hacked, but I still made $2,271.

In March, I made $6,307.

In April, I made $4,626.

In May, I made $4,229.

In June, I made $9,941.

In July, I made $5,800.

In August, I made $1,600.

In September, I made $9,700.

Back to school, she makes more money.

In October, I made $9,211.

In November, I made $7,540.

And in December, I made $4,190.

So, yeah, if this app goes for real, I'm going to be a little sad, a little broke, a little back to living on my teacher salary, which is not the funnest thing to do.

But, yeah, this is why we shouldn't be in Tik Tok.

I know so many teachers that have been able to make, like, a second income with this app.

And it's just, honestly, this app is one of the best things to happen to my life.

I never made an account on here.

I never started posting on here.

All right, so Red's asking, like, what'd she do?

She's a teacher and she talks about teaching and stuff.

And then the lady, Jess from Jennison, she is somebody that.

She angry cooks.

She angry cooks.

She hates her family, right?

They're not just taking and shaking their boobs and stuff like that.

There's a lot of people that are on here that have a following for whatever reason.

There's a guy that I follow, all right, He's a farmer from Arkansas and he's got a bull named Rufus.

I wonder if Jody knows him.

Don't they all know each other?

Yeah, everybody in Arkansas knows each other.

Jody, do you know that guy?

Jody, you know that guy from Arkansas that has the bull Rufus in Redford?

Redford and Rufus.

And he goes in there and he takes videos of this bull, and he's got a huge account, so I'm sure he's making that.

Oh, that's the other thing, because not only do they have that, but they have like a cash app or a Venmo attached to it.

It's his cousin.

It's Jody's cousin.

So they have a cash app and then people start sending him money, like, hey, why don't we get.

I would like to see Rufus get, you know, better feed and a big hay bale and stuff like that.

And then you know what else they like to do is his daughter.

Because they raised Rufus from a little tiny bull.

Little tiny bull, bottle fed that.

Rufus loves his daughter, so his Daughter comes in, feeds him donuts and cookies and shit like that.

And it gets Feed bulls.

Yeah.

Gets millions and billions and billions of views.

And I'm sure he's making money, too, so.

Remember the guy who had the squirrel or the.

That they killed?

Yeah, but he was on different.

Like he was on Facebook.

Well, he's probably on.

Yeah, he was on TikTok.

He was on TikTok.

He was on TikTok, the squirrel and.

And the raccoon.

And they came murdered.

Right.

Kathy Hochul.

Right.

And the people came in and they.

Like trolls do.

They slaughtered his side money.

Yeah, they caught.

And then.

Yeah.

So now he's got to go.

Thank you, Smirky.

Not only did he do that, but see, him and his wife had an only fam.

So they used the squirrel to l.

Or people that are only fans.

They're Squirrel.

Yeah.

Red says, is she teaching school in her birthdays?

No, no, no.

She's very.

Listen, legit.

It's legit.

You know me.

I research.

I went back and I watched her videos and she was talking about school and what her students do and what her students say and, you know, funny stories about her students and stuff like that.

And so she would have to get permission from the school district.

I don't know.

A lot of schools don't allow you to have that kind of social media.

I have no idea.

I'm just telling you what a content.

I don't know what she did, whether.

It doesn't matter.

All right?

Jody says easy money is easily lost.

Yeah.

But it's a nice, nice little side job.

And in this.

And listen, in this economy.

Okay, well, why the fuck are they.

Why are they banning it?

Why are they banning it?

I don't know.

I don't know either.

All right, but they're saying.

Because the Chinese, they have to sell it.

So here is.

And they're so fucking mad at Congress over this.

Watch this.

TikTok will be banned unless it is sold.

Senator Blumenthal.

I mean this in the most dis.

I want to back this up a little bit.

This guy, I watched him talk.

Ghoul, by the way.

Yeah.

I don't trust anybody when they talk.

You can see their bottom teeth.

I don't like that he's hanging.

He's always got his bottom teeth chilling.

He's got his lip over.

His bottom teeth are sticking out.

I don't like this guy.

I saw him during the Senate confirmation hearing hearings.

He's a little creepy.

Yeah, he's a little creepy.

And this lady's Having none of it.

And unless it is sold.

Senator Blumenthal, I mean this in the most disrespectful way possible.

Get bent.

I don't trust a word that comes out of your mouth because you used my family and their tragedy for political gain.

You took the most devastating thing that happened in my life and used it to pass laws and then to get reelected.

You asked me to help you get reelected, remember?

And recently when I emailed your office about tax cuts for veteran families, I heard nothing back.

Not even a stock response.

Now you want to take away a source of income for my family and millions of others in the United States over threats that haven't even been realized.

The only threat to our society is our government.

And I put you at the top of that list.

She's pissed.

She's pissed.

The government.

Yeah, they want it gone because they're eating Facebook's lunch and X's lunch.

They're eating their lunch.

So again, I think that's very much part of it.

But they're not going.

They're not going quietly into the night.

I don't.

I don't think it's going to get pulled.

Oh, I think maybe an 11th hour save.

Right.

I think something's going to come up.

Because this guy here goes on a Jamingo.

Oh, It's a threat to our national security.

No, the.

It's not.

You want me tell you how the.

I know?

Because that would imply that the federal government actually gives a flying about you and they don't.

And I can prove it.

If they did, people wouldn't die because they can't afford fucking health insurance.

If they cared, kids wouldn't get shot in their classrooms if they gave one single fucking shit.

They'd stop sending billions of fucking dollars to foreign countries while 32,000American veterans who fought for this country and its freedoms don't have a fucking pot to piss in.

They never cared about you.

They're scared of you.

They're scared of what you and me can do together.

And you know what?

They should be.

It was never about national security.

If there's one thing that you can take away from this whole debacle, it's that they never gave a about you.

Right wing, left wing, same bird.

There you go.

That's a Jamaico baby.

Well, when it's a Chinese company, it's not.

It's not really doing what it's not following, I guess, American rules or American anything.

They can't grab it, so they'll ban it.

Oh, okay.

Right.

Am I.

Right.

Like, I don't.

I don't know.

I don't.

I don't know enough about Tick Tock.

I really don't.

But you said, really, you don't know that much about it.

That's okay.

All right.

I won't stop discussing it with you because I'm trying to weigh in.

Don't be a dick.

I'm just trying to weigh in.

But I don't know, because I don't know the facts.

I'm clarifying it, but you busted my balls on it.

You know, I felt this.

Listen, when I first list.

When I first thought about this, I was like, you know what?

They don't need our information and all that.

And then I.

I saw this and I was like, so let me play this and then we'll discuss.

What a great point.

If it's so dangerous for China to own an app because it's a threat to our data, then why do they allow them to make our phones, Internet routers, modems, home security devices, cameras, tablets, smart home devices, computers.

Literally every single device that stores our data.

That doesn't make sense.

What a great thoughts.

Okay, so why.

So first of all, tell me about your data.

Because they make everything else.

They make your iPhone, they make your home router, my computer, they make all this shit.

Alexa.

Yeah, yeah, all that stuff.

They make it all.

And nobody bitches.

They don't bitch about that.

So you know who they're pissed at?

They're pissed at.

What's his name, the guy from Facebook, Mark Zuckerberg.

Matter of fact, they're calling him Zuckerberg.

Yeah, they're calling him Kuckerberg right now.

And they are en masse.

Deleting Facebook, deleting Instagram, WhatsApp, anything that has to do with meta, they're all getting rid of it.

Deactivate, delete, defund, Meta.

Here's my puppy to grab your attention.

We now know.

I think your kitty would work better.

But I digress.

Allegedly for legal purposes, that Zuckerberg is.

Behind the TikTok ban and that our politicians were not only bought with his money and other interest groups, but they also likely have stock in Meta.

And so they're going to benefit twice.

From shutting down TikTok.

A lot of you use meta apps.

For essential communications for your businesses or your support groups.

If you need those apps, I'm not going to ask you to delete them.

But please consider deactivating them between January 19th and January 26th at the least.

If that's not possible, consider changing your.

Settings I'll link below to make it so that Facebook and Meta cannot profit from your information in the same way.

And if you can delete the apps, get off defund.

I mean, they're pissed.

And I would love to see this.

Remember what happened with Bud Light?

When a bunch of consumers get together, 170 million people have this app and.

A year later, Kid Rock's drinking Bud Light on stage.

So it doesn't fucking matter.

It's like saying we're going to protest the gas tax.

Nobody buy gas tomorrow, but people will be buying gas in three days.

So, like, it doesn't fucking matter.

So unless people clearly get rid of it, which they're not going to, you know, I think some people will delete it and I think other people will go, yeah, yeah.

And they won't.

It's driving the stock price down.

And here's the other thing.

People are asking how to short.

How to short Meta stock.

So if people start shorting this and then other people start.

Remember I don't know how many years ago when we were sitting there wondering who was going to win MySpace or Facebook.

So there you go.

Just saying.

I mean, it's pretty.

It's interesting because I'll be honest with you, I barely go on Facebook anymore.

I don't really go.

I maybe go once every other day or something like that.

I don't find anything in there that, that that interests me.

I find more.

I get my news from TikTok.

I scroll a lot.

I get my news from Twitter.

X.

You know, I don't go on Instagram.

I don't really use it.

Red rather have MySpace.

Yeah, that was back.

Remember when they used to make your pages and you had the glitter thing for bands and shit.

Poor Tom.

What's wrong with Tom?

That was like the profile, like when you first got.

Oh yeah, that's right.

I forgot.

Tom was my only friend on MySpace.

Tom never would have let us down.

Tom would have let us down.

That Mark Bruce says Tom was my only friend.

Yeah, cuck.

MySpace would be great for podcasters.

It would.

It might not.

Yeah, it might be.

To be honest with you, I think.

That'S what even still around.

It's music now, right?

Or is it?

Who knows?

Do you know anybody has a MySpace account?

I don't even know.

Does it?

Can you get.

I had a MySpace account.

I wouldn't be able to find it.

Yes.

Yeah, I wouldn't even know how to get to it, to be honest with you.

So saying that I think that Congress is going to now the person that they're really mad at is Senator Tom Cotton from Arkansas, because he's like, we're not moving this back.

And that's it.

We're getting rid of it.

And then Mr.

Wonderful from.

What's that show called?

Shark Tank.

Shark Tank to Leary.

Yeah, he wants to buy it.

And then China's like, oh, fuck you, you, you round eye.

You don't have enough money.

Fuck you, round eye.

We don't.

And so I'll be honest with you.

This is the latest development.

The Supreme Court, it's before the Supreme Court to see if it's constitutional.

That's number one.

They say that the Supreme Court is about ready to uphold the band, but the Biden administration is out of here in four days.

All right?

The ban goes into effect on the 19th, the day before the inauguration.

So the Biden administration's like, listen, we're not going to enforce it.

We're not going to find the App Store, we're not going to find Google stores.

Oh, thank you, Sparky.

Like my Chinese accent.

They're going to not find them.

And then the Trump administration is like, you know what?

We don't need this shit.

We don't need to.

You know, why, why, why are you throwing this on my plate the last minute?

Well, there you go.

So I think, to be honest with you, I don't think it's going anywhere either because it'll piss too many off.

Now remember, there was a state senator from South Jersey who was also the president of the Senate in New Jersey.

His name was Steve Sweeney.

Two years before his election, he decided to raise the gas tax 32 cents per gallon.

And everybody had a shit fit.

We were all calling about it.

We called our senators and freeholders and everybody mayors.

We called everybody about this big phone campaign and they raised it anyhow.

And we said, you listen, you motherfucker, we are not forgetting this.

You think that in two years we're going to forget about this.

But.

And I said this because I was pissed.

I said, right before your election, I'm going to remind everybody how much when you raise this fucking tax.

Because you figured you had two years to do this and he's got his campaign going on.

And there was a guy in Salem county, he was a truck driver.

He spent 500 hours on his fucking campaign.

And we, we booted Steve Sweeney out.

And that guy was the new senator of his district.

And he hasn't been back since.

Now they say he might run for governor.

Well, it's more to make a statement.

And it made a statement, right, for sure.

That people had had enough.

Enough.

And I think that's what's going on here.

This might be the fuse that's lit where people are like, fuck you.

Fuck this government.

They see what's going on in California.

What are all the purple hairs going to do if they get rid of TikTok?

Where are they going to?

Where are they going to go?

Where they're going to yell.

They're not going back to Facebook.

See, Mark Zuckerberg thinks they're all going to go back to Facebook.

They hate Facebook.

First of all, they've been on Facebook.

They were never on Facebook.

The reason they got off of Facebook, because Facebook wants your real name and everything.

And these kids want to be anonymous.

They want to be able to be.

You can.

You can make up anything.

Name.

Yes, of course.

I know.

I have one made up a Blue sky.

That's what Jason says.

Listen, I'm not even trying.

Blue sky, that's a hot mess over there.

I wouldn't even.

I wouldn't last 15 minutes over there.

So I don't even bother with that one.

Right.

That's.

X is more fun.

X is like the Wild west, though.

But definitely more fun now that I got my account back.

But even X, like, there's some things that Elon Musk is for and everybody else is against and they're attacking Elon Musk and he's like, guess what?

You're blue.

Check.

You lose a check mark.

You lose a check mark.

He don't care.

Right.

And I don't give a fuck.

Right.

He don't give a fuck.

Whatever.

Right.

We don't like it.

Bye.

Bye.

Exactly.

Which I be honest with you, when you're talking about something supposed to be a free speech platform, as long as you're on his side, then it's free speech.

But if you're not.

Yeah, I don't really agree with that.

You should be able to take your fucking lumps.

Hey.

Well, he.

I think he lets people take their lumps.

Yeah.

Everybody else.

He doesn't take away people's right to free speech.

He may just question it.

You can't make any money.

A lot of things he responds to, which I think is pretty fucking funny.

But he also takes away where you can't make any money from his platform.

People are making thousands of dollars a month on that platform, too.

People that have a lot of followers and shit.

I don't know what the fuck I'm doing wrong.

I have a really good follow over on Twitter.

X Whatever.

I think.

But yeah, I don't think it's about Chinese stealing your data.

I think it's that money.

Too many people are over there.

They're taking money, power.

They're also saying that.

And I've never bought anything off the TikTok shop.

Okay.

But they say that the Tick Tock shop is eating into Amazon.

From what I understand.

I don't know that.

Yeah.

Because I've never tried it.

So it's Teemu or all that.

I mean, it's all.

All that.

Yeah.

Timu, I'm a little.

I won't shop on those.

I won't either.

I can only handle so many new debit cards.

Yeah, exactly A year.

I just can't be bothered.

So what I am going to do is I'm going into the Facebook and I'm going to go in and I'm going to turn off all the things that they're supposed to want.

Here's one thing about TikTok.

I've never talked about something to somebody and then turned on TikTok and got an advertisement for it without searching it.

I have on Instagram and I have on Facebook.

That's creepy.

That's creepy.

If you start talking about wheelbarrows and then all of a sudden you.

Mike shows up.

Yeah.

And then Mike shows up with one full of dicks.

With a barrel full of dicks.

Right.

But if, you know, you start talking about that and also you get an advertisement for wheelbarrows, you're like, what the fuck?

I didn't search wheelbarrows.

I don't even know what we were.

How'd that happen?

So don't tell me that these fucking phones aren't sitting here listening.

Here's Mike.

Here he is.

Don't tell me these things aren't listening the whole time.

Of course they're listening.

The lady over here in the puck, she's listening all the time.

If I say her name, she jumps right on it.

So, you know, we want some.

We want convenience.

We want to be able to do that.

We want to be able to get in our car and say, hey, so and so, call this number.

And it calls hands free.

We like that.

We like that part about.

But it's always listening.

So what are you going to.

Because it has to.

Because you.

That's the way you've set it up.

Yes, but I think it does anyhow.

All right.

That's the.

People have to learn to shut off.

Like, the thing is, is you get your.

You can turn off a lot.

You have to adjust your privacy settings on almost every app and most people don't.

Well, right now you have to really pay attention to.

They just had an update on the iPhones and it's.

And with it that has Apple intelligence on it and that thing is really scary.

That is really scary.

And not only that, but they made it, they embedded it so much that you have to go into every app and turn off it, turn it off on every, every.

And again, again.

Apple keep fucking around.

Because people are like, you know what, I'm not going to do this.

But what are you going to go to?

You're going to go to an Android phone?

I was going to say, what are you going to go to a Google phone?

Yeah, you're going to go to a Google phone or an Android phone or something?

Yeah, no, thanks.

So anyhow, there's a petition out right now.

Keep TikTok.

Protect national security without sacrificing opportunity.

If you have a petition with over 100,000 signatures on it, Congress has to take a look at it.

Right now it's got 216,385 as of right now, protecting.

So Change.org has all your contact information too.

They all do.

I know.

Well, it's just one more, right?

Just one more.

The Protecting Americans from Foreign Adversity Control Applications act, which takes effect 01-19-2025, aims to ban foreign controlled apps like TikTok in order to address now security concern.

While national security is highly important, we believe the law is not the best way to achieve that goal.

So it goes through everything here.

It's an interesting read.

If I remember.

I will put this in the show notes where you can go over and sign it if you want to.

Duchess won't because she doesn't like TikTok, which is her prerogative, right?

I suppose.

Okay.

Do.

Every time I answer something about TikTok, you're like, well, you know, they don't have it.

Stop it.

I can't.

You know what, I can't tease you.

I can't.

I can't win.

I can't win because you razz me.

So if I talk about tick tock, you go, well, you don't have tick tock.

And I say, well, I don't have tick tock.

Well, we all know you don't have tick tock.

So now I don't give a.

I.

Don'T give a.

Jamaingo's picking on me.

I don't give a.

Well, that's your answer then, buddy.

Okay, all right, all right.

Changing the Subject now.

Did you know that in Oakland they are closing a supermarket?

Why do you think they're closing a supermarket in Oakland?

I know why.

Oh, did you put this story up?

No.

Well, you did, but I.

Okay.

Threw it a bit.

Yeah, It's.

It's pretty bad if you got to shut down a supermarket.

Got us.

Yeah.

You have to shut down the whole.

Supermarket, which is tough, especially if that's the only.

If that's the only place where people can get food, if.

I'll call it like a food desert.

Some areas do have.

I mean, I'm very lucky.

I could throw a rock and hit like, five different supermarkets between.

And then Walmart and Target and all.

Like, there's a lot of options here, but some places don't always have those.

All right, it's a Safeway supermarket.

Now.

There's not much there.

So people.

So the.

The people there.

The.

I guess it would be the.

The local government is very upset, and they demand.

They demand that this store stay open.

Sparky's getting ahead of the story here.

He says thefts, question mark.

We're not playing.

We're demanding.

We're not requesting.

We're demanding.

We're not urging you.

We're demanding you.

And we want all the new supervisors to understand this can be a beautiful.

Relationship or a sour relationship.

If they leave, what the fuck are you going to do?

Burn it down?

Well, if this community has had so many issues, the supermarkets had so many issues within this community that they're shutting down, I would think that they have not had a lot of support from officials in this community, because I don't think you just decide to close it.

I think that this has been going on a while, and they've had no assistance or help or support from police or officials.

So they go use.

Right.

They don't have to keep it open.

You democrats are robbing us blind.

We can't make any money here, you tall people.

Oh, my God.

So the shelves of the store are bad.

Look at the shelves in the store.

They're empty.

They even leave a crumb.

The mous, the mouse, the mices, the mises and the rats are starving to death in this fucking place.

On the shelf air.

Newly elected film war supervisor Balal Mahmoud.

Says pro Balama mood.

Can you.

Can you roll that back?

I need to hear that name one more time.

Guilty.

Oh, my God.

Food says produce and meat are now.

Supervisor Balal Mahmoud says produce and meat.

Balama mood.

Balama mood.

Balud Mama Lala.

Now gone.

But prescription services will continue until the store's closure on February 7th.

Wow.

Yeah.

You know why that looks like Covid.

Like, do you remember when the supermarkets were emptying?

Covid?

Because I'd never seen before, ever.

It was completely ridiculous.

Right.

Because they're robbing the place blind and you're allowing it up to 950.

Why would people pay for shit?

This is what happened.

This is why Democrats, why you get your asses kicked in 2024.

Because when fucking Barack Obama got in.

And 2008, 22,008, 2008.

And then the numbers still work.

And 2012.

And then, you know, and then Trump got in and then we saw what was happening and then you put Biden in and then shit started going downhill again.

We're like, we've seen this fucking movie.

We want something back.

We want to get back to where there's common sense.

You can't let people rob the fucking store blind and think they're going to stay there.

They are not.

And you did this community a fucking disservice by allowing them to get robbed blind.

Now they got no fucking place to go get groceries.

And it's your fault.

Yeah, it's terrible for the community.

I mean, people need to be able to obviously food shop and feed their families and to.

I don't know where the next closest available supermarket is for folks in that area.

But that's.

That's rough.

I mean, some people, that's their.

That's all you got.

I know it's heartbreaking.

That's really sad.

But I'm sorry, go ahead.

I was gonna say, I.

Perhaps if the officials don't stand outside the store and berate the corporation, maybe you try to have a sit down meeting and see how you can keep them here.

Right.

But, but standing outside, we demand.

That's not how it's going to work.

Right.

That's not, that's not it.

That's not how you work out a solution to a clear, clear problem.

And that, that's what's sad is that, that that's how people communicate.

It's this or nothing.

Well, you know, the liberals do this.

You will do that.

The liberals, I think they're working on the wrong things.

I really do.

Instead of taking and trying to uplift the black community, to uplift the people that are trying to do right by their community, what they're doing is they're going in and they're bringing back the criminal element.

Now, I don't know if you've heard this, but Bill Gates is supposedly bringing George Floyd back.

Microsoft has brought George Floyd back to life.

50 years of fentanyl research have given.

Us the first AI integrated fully sentient mega bot with 6 million megahertz for Negro second processing speeds, pregnant women detection software, hyper strengthened carbon fiber neck upgrades, counterfeit money printer with direct auto buys.

And deployed AI coin on Solana.

Perfected 3 point jump shot integration with.

A Neuroflex data hustle chip.

Are you fucking crazy?

You're gonna make him too powerful.

Galaxy gas plasma burners, gang sign translating software, vent reactor mining cryptocurrency while you sleep.

He is the only AI nigga bot capable of driving a Dodge Hellcat while.

Shooting full auto blocks.

This cyborg is not to be with.

Wow.

You know, you see, you see the amazing things that technology can do, right?

Yes.

And then there's that.

And then there's that.

That's the best we can do.

Like someone hit the Duchess with a snowball.

I'm so disappointed.

It's just fucking awful.

Awful.

Every once in a while I gotta throw one in for me.

Oh, yeah.

Okay.

For you.

For you.

I don't get anything.

Well, let's.

Let's find out what the comments say.

What happened to the comments?

I don't know.

Sparky.

God damn, it's moving so fast.

Sparky Toaster said, AI gotta love it.

I don't like these comments at all.

Oh, my God, Jody, I can't even put that up.

Put that up.

Sparky said.

Did he say.

Yes, he did.

Sparky.

Yes, he did.

He did say the N word, but yeah, he did.

Yeah.

So, yeah.

These are jokey jokes, folks.

Joking jokes.

I don't like those jokey jokes.

I know you don't.

That's why I didn't put it up on the real board.

So this is what we're going to talk about.

That's the.

This is the.

I'm going to tell Duchess.

I'm doing.

This is what we're talking.

This is the real board.

And every once in a while there's another note that says, notes for John.

Yeah, it's funny.

You always say, well, I'm add.

I don't have attention.

You have clear attention to the details for that sometimes.

Amazing.

Bruce says, n word, please.

No.

Jeez.

Budweger says, when George died, he suffered an immediate.

Oh, my goodness.

Jody says, I'm a mono tasker.

Yes, I am.

All right, Duchess gets.

Wait a minute.

I don't.

Ha ha.

Duchess never gets to see the real agenda.

No, she does not.

I don't.

Every once in a while I gotta spring Something.

Because I love the reactions.

Like, Michael, go and pull this.

When it.

All of a sudden it comes up and you see, like, she violently went back in her chair, like somebody took a swing at her.

I don't like it.

Yeah.

Disavow.

Disavow.

Disavow.

Speaking of common sense, one of the things that here.

Okay, common sense.

Go ahead.

John Jamingo has the stage for common sense.

There you go.

Oh, Bob says he's getting chick fil A.

Bob's getting chick Filly.

Filly.

Good.

Good on you.

Yes.

Louise, you can make a John N word bot when I die.

I would like that.

Okay.

I could finally dunk a basketball.

That would be great.

I love the way Duchess has seen the comments.

I don't like this.

All right, Bruce says, when is it story time with Duchess?

And then Dean says, are there any more books?

No.

No books tonight, you filthy perverts.

All right, now you know how I feel about bags.

In New Jersey, we're not allowed to have bags for groceries.

In New Jersey, you can have bags.

They just won't give them to you.

Yeah, right.

But you gotta call.

Where did the paper bags go?

Paper or plastic?

That was your option back in the day.

You banned plastic bags.

Where did the paper bags go?

Why is my only option now to.

Either purchase a bag or bring back.

Bags that I have already previously purchased.

Which, let's just be honest, I'm not gonna do?

Don't ask me why.

I don't have a good answer.

That's besides the point.

Feels like you're taking advantage of the.

Situation that you put us in.

Living in the state, you're already paying pretty much top dollar to survive property taxes.

That's a whole nother complaint department that's way up here.

We could do that another time.

This is simple.

This is small bags.

Where did they go?

Paper bags.

Bring them back.

I agree with him.

I get paper bags.

There's bags.

There's stores I've gone in where I've gotten paper bags.

Well, you know, I don't go to the grocery store.

Expensive, right?

You have to pay.

Buy them.

Right?

Well, but they're expensive to process.

So when I go to.

I go to the grocery store when I have groceries delivered.

I usually get my groceries from Wawa.

And you get this little plastic bag right here.

You know, it's got handles, and it's made out of 10 times the amount of plastic that.

A little tiny plastic bag.

I know.

They're still plastic, right?

Still plastic.

But, you know, and I've got Hundreds of them.

And I'm not lying when I say I got fucking hundreds of them in this.

In this house.

I got bags of bags.

Get rid of them.

I'm going to, because I had enough.

But now we've changed, okay?

We couldn't have the small plastic bags anymore.

So I ordered groceries today.

Yeah, have a drink.

So I ordered groceries today.

This is what the fuck came in.

Look at this thing.

This is the new Walmart bag.

Look at the size of this fucking thing.

Why are your groceries in a shipping plastic.

Shipping bag, everyone.

I had seven of these bags today.

They put like three things in them.

All right?

I have never seen that.

Look at the side.

Look at it.

Yes.

Put the plastic bag over your head, John.

What a size.

Hold it tight at your neck.

I heard the skip for you.

Is it ridiculous?

Oh my God.

They.

They were little tiny bags.

You went and got them and when.

You came for those.

I don't know.

I have no idea.

So your receipt.

You get a little tiny.

I don't look well, I'm just curious.

They charge you for the other ones.

I know, my God.

So I see these things.

The bags before were little tiny ones.

You used to get them and you'd ball them up and you'd put them in a little trash can in your bathroom.

And then you would take it and wrap it up, throw it away.

It was like a two use bag.

This fucking thing will line a trash can.

How the fuck that?

We have the kitchen garbage can.

Dumbest motherfucking governor I've ever seen in my entire life.

He took.

I'm gonna tell.

We can't have fucking plastic straws.

But that fucking thing put a toothpaste, a toothbrush and an apple in that fucking thing and leaves it at my doorstep.

Are you fucking kidding me?

I can't get rid of this fucking buck tooth beaver motherfucker fast enough.

I would love to see him out on the street.

I would take.

I would love to see him on street.

I would break that.

I would break that motherfucker up one side.

I say you got to be the dude.

Dumbest motherfucker I've ever seen in my entire life.

How the fuck did you go from a little tiny plastic bag that I get a plastic container.

Everything, everything is in plastic in a fucking store.

But I can't have a plastic bag.

I can't have a plastic straw because some motherfucker found a turtle with a straw in his nose.

We got to say the fucking turtles.

This is what I'm talking about.

This is why we have Donald Trump as the 47th president of the United States because the Democrats are one of them, dumber than the next.

Dumb.

Not all.

Some, but the ones that are dumb are fucking morons.

And to sit there and actually.

And try to defend that.

Defend that.

Yeah.

Turtles out there sniffing crack, gets a straw stuck in his fucking nose, and now I got to drink paper straws out of paper straws.

I don't disagree with you.

I think that I.

I'm.

I'm curious to know if you go back and look in your app, however you order, see if you were charged for those bags, because I'm very curious, because they charge you whatever cents per for those shitty little blue handle bags.

So Jody says, Jamingo wins fatality.

Let me see if I can tell.

Me check in real time.

So when I go shopping, I have.

I keep the bags in my car, so I just bring them back in.

But I always find it funny that people food, when they shop, they're like, I left the bags in the car.

I'm like, well, you can just stand outside and load them in the bags in the car.

So.

But yeah, it's fucking frustrating, though.

It is super annoying.

Oh, and here's the other thing.

I live really close to a road, busy road, and I have problems.

When they put things on the front step, people can stop, jump out of the car three steps, they can grab it.

I have a sign on the front of my door, do not deliver groceries to the front of this.

Please deliver to the back door.

This asshole took, like, 15 fucking bags and put them on my front step.

So now I got to try to go get them.

All right, so let me see if I can.

Can you.

How do they do that?

Like, can't you.

You should, like, get the caution tape and just X off the area and go to the bank.

How about we find somebody that can speak English and follow?

They don't fucking care.

They dumped it and they run.

If you at least give them caution tape, at least maybe that might stop.

So Josh says grocery stores around here used to be able to use the boxes that the supplies came in, but they made more money recycling the cardboard, so they went back to plastic.

Yeah, for some reason, I can't.

I can't seem to get it.

Let's see if they'll do it.

Hold on.

Wait a minute.

Wait, wait.

Here we go.

All right, so you should have taken.

Pictures of how they showed up.

I have a picture, but I want to show the front of my house because Internet, it just says a subtotal and savings.

It doesn't really tell me I get free delivery from the store, right?

I gave this motherfucker a 12 hour.

Tip that I wouldn't give him.

Well, he.

Did he pack it and deliver it or is he just.

He delivered it.

He delivered it.

I don't.

It doesn't really tell me.

Doesn't really tell me anything in here.

So.

Extra tip.

I wish I could take some of it back.

Well, it's not his fault.

That's how they tell him to do it.

No, I have it.

I have it on the app.

Delivered to the back door, don't deliver.

It to the front.

And a sign on the front door that says, please don't put anything here.

And they can't figure that the fuck out.

Louise says, if I saw that sign on your door, I'd put it under your deck.

All right, in the back.

That's fine.

I'll go under the, drag it out of the bag.

But I don't listen.

This is how it started.

One time I had something delivered from Amazon and I'm waiting for it, I'm waiting for it.

So it shows up at Amazon, it's delivered.

You get a little text, it's delivered.

I go, oh, cool.

So I go up, I open up the front door just to see a guy jumping into his car by fucking box.

If I had a fucking gun, I'd have shot him right in a fucking pumpkin.

They follow the fucking UPS trucks.

They do.

They follow.

Follow to get the shit.

It's insane.

My back door is very easy to find.

I'll have you know.

Sparky toast.

Yeah, Mike, There's a drop.

117.

All right.

Jody goes, that's a job.

That's a drop.

All right, so thank you.

There's a guy, he's one of the Alphabet community and he's a member of the.

He's been elected as a committee person in some city or something and can't go to work anymore because he's been misgendered.

This has to stop.

This guy's looking for a payday.

Here's the story, okay?

That city councilor filing a complaint with Worcester's office of Diversity.

Worcester, Massachusetts.

Of course.

Right, here we go.

Equity and inclusion.

And they're taking a month long break.

They say it's for emotional and mental.

They say you think it's more than one, but it's not.

It's a they they.

Him.

It's a they.

Them.

All right, so.

And he filed a complaint with the dei.

Oh my God.

Good.

Get it out now, because that shit's going the fuck away.

It is going to go away.

It's going away.

So enjoy your DEI vacation till safety.

Worcester city councilor at large Tu Nguyen taking a month long mental health break, accusing the mayor and council of a toxic culture.

Nguyen uses the pronouns they, them, and says it's not safe to show up to meetings in person.

Sorry.

I really, really wished I felt safe enough to show up on the council floor.

Oh, my God.

Last night, when talking about.

See, that's why I said, stop that.

I'll be honest with you.

I.

Listen, it's so easy to phone in shit like that.

Just be like, I feel sad.

Well, you see, they're mean to me.

So I need a month off with.

Yeah, I need a month.

I, I'll be honest with you.

So sitting there with this terrorist pass.

Give up your.

Yeah, first of all, stop.

Well, I don't know what the.

There was plaid with stripes.

Yeah, it's the Pakistani.

It's the Pakistani.

Is that what they were?

I can't.

There's so many patterns.

I can't even person.

I really, really wished I felt safe enough to show up on the council floor, but I don't.

Last night, when talking about remote participation, Nguyen accused the mayor and another counselor, Kathleen Toomey, of using the wrong pronouns.

Nguyen also says counselor Candy Marrow Carlson repeatedly called them it.

All right, well, that's shitty.

But that, that was, that's very specific.

Is it taking the month off?

Well, I, you don't call any human it.

They're not an it.

They're a person.

Like, I can be honest with you.

Excuse their fucking name.

Looking at that, looking at they, them right here, I can't tell if it's a he or she.

It's got a he's voice, but very feminine face.

Transphobia with being misgendered.

I'll be honest with you.

I don't think that anybody has a problem finding this guy's back door either.

And recently learned that I have been dehumanized to a point where I'm being referred to as it by my colleagues on this council.

All right, well, so, all right, so it's shitty to call somebody it.

I, I, I agree with that.

I mean, dehumanized some old Karen who's, who's being a.

Yeah, but like, to be like, I, they're mean to me.

And like.

No, stop that.

Act like a adult.

Like, be a grown up that you're on the fucking council, for fuck's sake.

Act that.

Act at that level and then take it up.

There's ways to go and process shit.

I don't when they called me.

Well, I don't like that.

I don't.

I personally don't care for that and I would be mad about that.

Well, don't act like an it.

Stop acting like an it.

You won't get called in it.

For fuck's sake.

Says early on when the counselor was elected, I did make an honest error in addressing the counselor and may have done so a few times for which I apologize.

There has never been any intentional or consistent misgendering.

I have been mindful to address the counselor respectfully in the manner in which they identify over the past three years.

It's been three years and now he needs it them needs a fucking month off.

What did but say I missed it.

I was paying attention.

Oh, Asian Pat.

Yeah, Asian Pat.

Yeah.

If anybody's a they them, this Asian Pat's are they them.

To be honest with you, I have spoken with city staff who've confirmed that Councilor Nguyen was referred to as an it by a counselor.

Counselor Christian King, troubled by what he's heard.

I condemn Troubled.

Troubled.

I said.

Oh, it's.

Well, first it's.

It's disrespect to refer to one of someone on your council as it is disrespectful whether you disagree with the.

Whatever they said or not.

When you take it to that level.

Now whoever called them it, whoever that person is called them it, that changes the whole discussion.

They them is getting a lawyer right now so they them can sue the fucking city.

Yeah, absolutely.

That's what this is all about.

This is exactly what this is all about.

Somebody needs to shake they them, tell them to get the fuck back to work them and disavow any sort of political hostility based on someone's being now.

Councelor Merrill Carlson telling us.

While I do not recall making the statements in question, I acknowledge that it was a challenging and emotional week where difficult conversations took place.

These claims however, misrepresent my character, my record and the values I have consistently upheld.

We did reach out to the mayor and we also reached out to Councilor Nguyen, but did not hear back from either.

The city managers office confirms an investigation is underway.

More waste of taxpayers money of this.

Well, welcome to city government.

They them.

Well, I, I would.

I would not.

I would have a hard time with the they them like just as a matter of.

This is not how I'm used to speaking to people.

No one is but I would if.

If you couldn't remember.

Use their name, please.

Is it hard for that bullshit?

No, I'm not doing it.

Counselor.

You say counselor, whatever.

I'm sorry.

And I don't know what the name was that Counselor.

You can't be like that.

That.

It.

Like that's shitty.

It'd be he.

It would be he he.

This.

I'm not a he.

I'm a they them.

Whatever.

You're a he.

Well, he didn't say he or she.

They said it because it's ridiculous.

Someone's talking to you and they.

They're like, they them is.

Is okay.

It is not okay.

It is offensive.

They them.

That's fine.

Apparently it is.

And good job, because then the city council is being a dick.

Well, yeah, I'm sorry.

That's what happens.

I'm done with what fucking happens.

I'm done with this bullshit.

I'm done with this bullshit.

You know what?

If you're gay, be gay.

If you're straight, be straight.

Whatever.

All right?

But I'm not doing the they them.

The they them for me is over.

And so how would you address somebody?

Him.

Would you just.

I would say he sounds like a him him.

Why don't you just call him by their name?

Because I can't always remember.

I can't remember my name.

How am I supposed to remember his name?

You know, he over there said.

But he didn't say he.

I guess that part of it I'm not.

Is a very specific choice.

It is what you say.

It is what you say to somebody when you're pissed off at them.

That's what happens.

And good job.

Now we have this bullshit.

So I'd be curious to get a little more information.

I think they them needs to go be unelected, whatever they call that.

Yeah, sure.

The other.

I'm sure the other council people didn't have a little fun with it either, so sure.

This is probably.

Well, I'd be curious because they said this has been going on for a while, so I'm curious to find out more.

So perhaps we will follow this story and see what happens.

Good luck.

Well, you brought it up.

I know.

Because I can't stand buddy.

All right?

I don't like it.

I'm just not putting up with it.

That's all Right.

So we had some really, really talk about Donald Trump's trying to get his cabinet picks through the Senate.

So first they put out Pete Hegseth and.

Oh, my God, that was insanity.

So that yesterday, first one we got up here is crazy Maisie Hiroshima chick.

From Hawaii.

Yeah.

She needs to stop.

Again, this.

These are the questions.

No.

Multiple false anonymous reports peddled by NBC News.

I was screaming and spitting at my.

Republicans do it, too.

They all do it.

Then it should stop.

I don't give a shit.

It should stop.

When someone's told you ask a question, you sit there quietly, shut the fuck up, shut your yap, and let them answer the question, and then address their answer.

But they're not assessing the question the way.

Like what Dutchess did.

But then what you do is you give them the chance to actually answer the question that you asked.

Don't sit there, because what happens is they ask a question, and then they.

As soon as the person starts to answer, they talk over them because they don't want to hear the answer.

They just.

It's just a.

Whatever.

Get on that mic, you.

Tons of men and women at Fox News who I work with.

I'm not hearing my question.

And said in your opening statement, Mr.

Hickson just infuriates me.

She was bad.

Get on the microphone, for Christ's sake.

You just interrupted me.

Am I allowed to speak now?

I don't want to interrupt.

It's not hard.

Just don't do it when I'm talking, that's all.

Okay, stop.

Stop talking when I'm talking.

Turning over a new leaf.

Sure.

And I'll try to do the same thing for you.

I'll try to respect you by not doing the same thing.

It's just saying.

Then.

Gillibrand.

This one.

This one cracks me up.

She's.

Okay, let me just play this first, and then we'll Discuss in the DoD.

Everything you've said in these public statements is politics.

I don't want women.

I don't want moms.

What's wrong with a mom, by the way?

Once you have babies, you, therefore are no longer able to be lethal.

I mean, you're basically saying women after.

Anybody that's been married knows that a woman can very well be lethal after she's had babies, they have children, can't.

Ever serve in the military in a combat role.

It's.

It's a.

It's a silly thing to say.

It's a silly thing to say.

Beneath the position that you are aspiring to, to denigrate LGBTQ service members is a mistake.

If you are a sharpshooter, you're as lethal, regardless of what your gender identity is, regardless of who you love.

So please know this to be a true statement.

So you say.

You say it was a political thing.

You say it undermined US social engineering.

I don't know why having someone having to publicly say or not publicly say who they love is social engineering.

I think it's mean.

She says so.

All right, I'm done teasing you.

I'm done teasing you.

Okay.

You're all fucking all twerked up over there.

I think I stepped over the line.

I think I stepped over a line.

I apologize.

You know, anyhow, so your thoughts on women in combat?

I think if women can match the physical requirement, the actual physical requirement, they should be allowed.

But if they cannot carry the equipment, they cannot do the job that needs to be done.

They probably shouldn't be in that position.

And I'm all for women being in.

Don't.

Don't take that out of context.

I'm all for women working wherever they can in the military if they are physically fit and can do sharpshooting.

If they can go into combat, I'm 100 with that.

But if they physically cannot, they.

They.

You can't.

The equipment weighs what the equipment weighs.

You can't dummy down like make their pack lighter.

They still need to eat, carry whatever the they got to carry.

You need that.

You have to carry your weapons.

You have to carry all your supplies.

If you can't carry them, who the is doing it?

What do you give the guy extra to carry?

Because you can't.

That's not right.

Everybody has to carry their own.

I have friends who are in the Marine.

I have a girl I went to high school with who was an ex Marine.

Well, I guess a former marine in her ex.

But.

And she was over in the Gulf War and she carried all her.

Because that's what you had to do.

Jody to do it.

You're out.

Jody has a woman that he follows on.

Well, it was Reddit, but I read it got taken down.

She's very large, tall, with the butt.

Yes, the butt.

Boobs, Jiggly butt.

Yes.

She was in combat.

She got injured in combat and she was carrying all that stuff.

Now, I personally was against women being in combat.

I think they can serve in, you know, not in a forward position.

I think they could serve in the.

In the rears, you know, doing support and stuff like that.

For the simple reason is I just don't think that it's a fair fight when you have a man against a woman.

That's.

That was my thought.

Shooting.

If they're shooting, go ahead.

Sorry.

It was my thought until I saw this video.

And once I saw this video, it changed my mind.

Ladies 18 to 26, hope you're ready to get drafted.

Listen, I don't claim to know how the world works, but I do know you're barking up the wrong tree.

Why are you going after them little girls when there is an entire generation of angry and ready to go menopausal women?

We're ready.

You don't even need to draft us.

Just let us know where we need to be and when.

We all got minivans, we can carpool.

None of us have slept in years.

So I'm ready to take the night shift.

I'm burning up hot all night anyway.

I'm up going pee.

Give me a gun and put me out for post.

I drink my coffee black as death, so I will not be trying to hunt some starbies to get a pumpkin spice latte somewhere out in the desert.

I've raised my kids.

I'm mad at my husband most days.

Let's go.

I got nothing to lose.

I have so much PTO at work right now, they're trying to buy it back from me and pay me to take more time off.

I'm good.

I'm good for like a while.

You can send me these little girls don't need to go.

They got a lot going on.

They have counseling appointments, they're in school.

They got their little boyfriend and stuff like that.

We got nothing going on.

Jen.

Ex women who raise themselves, we are out here ready to go.

What are you doing?

My husband has has sleep apnea.

You think I'm not ready to see some action on the battlefield?

I've had two C sections and a hysterectomy.

I don't even need to take, like, period equipment.

No tampons, no pads.

I'm good.

Put me out there.

I had a cell phone that I had to tap 422 times.

Just the right the words thank you.

You think I can't figure out how to work a gun?

I will.

You know how they tell young women when they're out and about and they're.

In danger to find a mom.

Find a mom and they'll help you.

Let's go.

I'm here.

I'm the mom.

You found me.

Let's go.

Put me in.

I'm here.

I volunteer as tribute.

Let's go.

Okay, first of all, the gum smacking.

I'm not arguing with her, but the whole gum slapping thing is.

The video was super annoying to watch because of the I.

Listen.

I tried to find the video without the other lady over laughing.

I believe you.

You can't find it.

You can't download it.

So I had to take the lady.

It's an audio podcast that we're doing here.

It's fine.

No, and it's fine.

The people listening will it, you know, will hear it, and it's fine.

But if you hear gum smackings, because that chick could not stop.

She was cracking her gum.

She was cracking her comb through the whole thing.

But it did crack me up, because I know me a few menopausal ladies, and they mean, they very, very, very mean.

Adam says, very bovine chewer.

Yeah, she was chewing a cut over there.

But, yeah, I don't know as far as what they did to Pete Hegseth.

I thought he did well.

I thought he handled.

Now, you notice that why these ladies were yelling at him.

He sat there very respectfully.

Let them talk.

Just get it out.

Right?

Let him get it out.

They ask a question, and then he would start to talk and he'd say, well, Senator, this.

And then it would immediately start in on him.

He didn't even get a fucking sentence out.

And I'm like, shut the fuck up.

Let the man talk.

It was horrible.

And then yesterday they had Pam.

What's her name?

Bondi.

Bondi.

Pam Bondi.

I'm a fan.

I've never seen her talk before.

She was on the Hill and those guys were trying to give her shit.

And she broke any nonsense.

Yeah, she was taking.

She had no fuck.

She took no shit.

Of course, crazy Maisie has to ask her signature questions to Pam Bondi.

I love this lady.

She's an idiot.

She's an idiot.

Part of my responsibility to ensure the fitness of all nominees.

I asked the following two initial questions.

First, since you became a legal adult, have you ever made unwanted requests for sexual favors or committed any verbal or physical harassment or assault of a sexual nature?

No, Senator.

Have you ever faced discipline or entered into a settlement relating to this kind of conduct?

No, Senator.

Ms.

Bondi, I am focused on two things in my evaluation of President Trump's, President Elect Trump's nominees.

The first is whether the nominee is qualified and experienced enough to do the job.

The second is a fitness to serve, which includes putting loyalty to the Constitution over loyalty to the president.

Unfortunately, in my view, many of President Trump's President Elect Trump's nominees are lacking in at least one of these two requirements.

Ms.

Von D, your experience as a prosecutor is the kind of thing we would expect to see see in a nominee for Attorney General.

But I do have questions and concerns about potential conflicts of interest about whether you will keep DOJ's law enforcement responsibilities independent of the President's political whims and about whether you will let facts and evidence guide your decision.

So let's start with the importance of facts.

Which you say is important.

All right.

Which you say facts are important.

Yeah.

Aren't they, though?

What about Merrick Garland?

Do you have any problem with what he did for the past four years?

You seem to be fine with that.

No problem with that Shit.

There you go.

Jason says she sucks at reading somebody else's speech.

Yes, she literally did.

So they just handed her that.

Of course.

Did you also notice all the empty chairs around her?

Where were all the.

Yeah, I don't think she had a whole lot of people with her.

Yeah, but I love it when she owns like.

Like she's taking no from men and she's taking no from women.

Your job will be right back.

I'm speaking.

All right, so this.

Oh, right.

He pointed at her.

That's not acceptable.

Huh?

And this is the senator, the other senator from California.

This isn't Shifty Shift.

This is the other senator.

I don't know.

Mexican.

Padilla.

Yeah, Padilla.

Padilla.

Your job will be.

I'm speaking.

Your job will be to protect voters and election workers, not to undermine and dox them.

Now, I know that earlier you agree that Joe Biden is in fact, president, but many of the president elect's inner circle continue to spread the big lie about the 2020 election.

What is the big lie?

You didn't look at shit.

Now, Stacey Abrams still hasn't fucking said she lost.

And Hillary Clinton was screaming about a rigged election.

And we're still talking about this, right?

Okay, so Pam Bundy, Bondi.

I can't wanna call her Peg Bundy.

But Pam Bundy, she worked the 2020 election and she worked in Pennsylvania and she saw what a shit show was over there.

And as soon as she started talking about it, they all started screaming over like a bunch of bandies banshees.

Bandies Bandy banshees.

Hello.

So here we go then.

We've got to a different topic.

May I speak?

You kind of ask you the next question.

You can speak and I hope you answer Ms.

Biden.

There's the finger again.

Points his finger at her.

That's demeaning.

Women don't like that at all.

No, we don't.

No, we don't.

When we met yesterday, Senator, when we.

Met yesterday, you pointed your finger at me.

You did not seem to be familiar.

Let me answer my question.

I'm not going to be bullied.

The 14th Amendment of the United States of America, which was deeply disappointing.

I guess you want to hear my answer about that today after I gave an opportunity to.

So she says, I guess you don't want to hear my answer about Pennsylvania.

He does not.

Does not at all.

Because one thing that is fucking kryptonite the Democrats is fucking facts.

Google says I'll chew his finger off.

God damn right, girl.

Goddamn right.

I would snap that finger if anybody pointed.

No, no, no, no.

God damn it.

It's so disrespectful.

Very disrespectful.

Study overnight.

So can you tell me and this committee what the citizenship clause of the 14th Amendment says?

Senator, I'm here to answer your questions.

I'm not here to do your homework.

And study for you.

If I'm confirmed.

You're the one asking for a confirmation.

You cut me off.

Can I please finish?

What does the 14th Amendment say, Senator?

Senator.

The 14th Amendment, we all know, addresses birthright citizenship.

I've been a state prosecutor, I've been a state ag.

I look forward to even given your remarks today working with you and the.

People of California if I am confirmed.

As the 87th Attorney General of the.

United States of America.

I didn't take your homework assignment.

I'm sorry.

I was preparing for today.

What a dick.

You told me like.

Like he had to ask her what the 14th amendment.

Like she didn't know he gave her homework assignment.

Yeah, she's good.

She told.

It's basically a nice way to tell him go himself.

I don't do your homework.

I love it.

Yeah, I watched that.

I was like, yeah.

So then she's talking to shift.

Same bullshit.

Will it be your advice to the President?

No, Mr.

President.

I need to go over them on a case by case basis.

Do not issue blanket pardons.

Will that be your advice to the President?

Senator, I have not looked at any of those files.

If confirmed, I will look at the files.

And will you be able to do.

You'll be able to review.

You know this is what you want to say to shift.

You stupid fucking blabber mouth cunt.

Shut up.

Hundreds of cases on day one.

I will look at every file.

I am.

Of course you won't.

So will you advise.

Shut the fuck up.

Let her talk.

Can I answer the question?

Well, my question is I would have plenty of staff.

You said of course you want.

You'll be able to review.

I'm not going to mislead this body, nor you.

All right.

Let me ask another question.

You don't want to answer that.

Let me Ask another question.

You were censured by Congress, Senator, for.

Comments just like this.

Also, you were censured by Congress for such.

For statements just like this.

I know.

Yeah.

She.

And again, she does not around.

And I love that about her.

She's a.

She was great.

I.

I very much enjoyed watching her.

And I know.

Well.

And to our views, thank you.

Joe Biden had his last press conference from the Overwatch.

Thank God.

Thank God we're done.

I have snippets of it here.

I think we should all enjoy his last press conference.

Hello, Americans.

It's your boy Dank Brandon coming to you for the last time.

I'd like to take a moment to say a few words.

Gubernatorial sassafras.

Vagabond.

Gobbledygook.

Gingivitis.

Now that that's out of the way, I'd like to thank my aides.

And no, I don't mean the kind I got from giving Magic Johnson that Medal of Freedom.

Doc says I have nothing to worry about because I'm dying.

Anyways, what was it talking?

Oh, yeah.

Aids.

The staff here at the White House are the real heroes.

I had work about 45 grueling days in the last four years, and the AIDS ran the country the rest of the time.

Oh, and to Gavin Newscum, you burned Hunter's finger paintings and you now owe the big guy 5 million.

Make the check out the cash.

All right, now I'm done with this.

Dank Brandon out.

Nice.

Adios.

Adios.

Thank Brandon.

We'll see how everything works out.

So.

Yeah.

Well, you know, it is what it is.

Certainly not going to have at this point.

I don't know.

I hope it gets better.

I just hope it does.

Believe it or not, Duchess, believe it or not, we actually have voicemails.

Wow.

I've whined and cried, whined and cried.

And finally somebody sent some voicemails in.

First up, we have Dean.

Hi, guys.

I really enjoyed the show last week.

Just to let you know, I went to the store and got a mega pack of tissue.

So keep up the good reading from.

The Duchess later in regards to the story time.

Yeah, they really, really enjoyed this.

They're lovely.

Here's another one.

Hey, Boomer Bunkers.

Just thought I'd give you a yell.

John's always whining, why doesn't anybody ever call me?

So I got a riddle for you.

Why do you never see two skeletons fighting?

Because they don't have the guts.

No laugh.

You know damn well it's funny.

It was a yuck Fest right there.

Here's a.

Here's a brief one, but here we go.

All right.

Hey, Duchess.

Hey, John.

Deuce.

It's Deuce.

Hey.

Hey, Deuce.

What's up?

Now, last week or Monday's show, somebody said something about Deuce, and I didn't understand what it meant.

It was a Nepo baby.

Yes.

And then.

So Deuce had sent a message that he's not a depo baby because he says he's not a podcaster.

He is someone that podcasts.

I would like to respectfully disagree.

In my humble opinion, deuce has over 100 podcasts.

With the Brand X podcast, he is as much of an integral part of that.

If there's no Deuce, there's no Brand X.

So whoever said that, I can't remember who said it.

You can go fuck yourself.

Deuce is a integral part of the Brand X podcast.

He's also a podcaster because he knows how to podcast.

I give him special privilege because he's family.

He's close to.

Yeah, he's kind of closest, like family.

He is.

I was you.

It's not a net boat, baby.

What the fuck's wrong with you?

How dare you?

How dare you.

Yeah, okay.

So anyhow, that was it.

And I'm not crying.

I got a little bit of an.

Exception, but I'm not crying anymore about the voicemail.

Like I said, we say a lot of stupid shit.

I'm sorry, I shouldn't.

Let me rephrase it.

I say a lot of stupid shit on this podcast.

So does Duchess.

But I'm not saying anything because I've really beat Duchess up today.

There's.

I say a lot of stupid shit on this podcast, and, you know, you can call me out on it.

It.

We have a phone number.

It's in the show notes.

You can call, leave a message, or just text if you don't want to leave a message, whatever.

Leave a text.

We'll check it.

We'll read it.