Chatacus Interruptous | Episode 260

Hey, how's it going, everybody?

Welcome to the Boomer bunker, the podcast.

It's not friends with school shooters.

I am one of your hosts, John Chamingo.

And over there, that person over there, Captain Giggles, over there, my podcast partner in crime, she stepped out on me last night with the Shiznit podcast.

I caught her.

I caught her cheating.

Ladies and gentlemen, I don't caught you.

The duchess.

How you doing, Duchess?

Good evening.

It was a big surprise to see you on BT's podcast last night.

We haven't talked about this since it started, but.

So Brian sends me a link and says, hey, we're doing a five minute thing.

And I'm like, I don't know anything about wrestling, Brian.

I love Brian.

We did find out a lot about what he thinks of this show last night, which was funny, but I said, okay.

So I did find a story about wrestling.

So I said, all right, I'll.

Come on.

I could do.

Trust me, I could do five minutes on anything.

Which he said, do it.

So then he brings me in.

Who's in there with him?

The Duchess.

Sit right there.

I was like, oh, hey.

It was like I walked in on my wife with another guy.

I was like, hey, what the hell's going on?

You didn't even tell me.

You didn't tell me who was calling who a cheater.

You didn't tell me you were going on.

I'm a guy.

I'm hanging out with my buddy.

I don't have to tell you I'm hanging out with another guy.

What is.

I certainly don't.

It was just funny.

Cause we, you know, I bopped into the streamyard link, and then, like, 10 seconds later, he pops John in.

And I was like, john, it was so funny.

You look just as surprised as we.

Were both like, what was that?

What the hell?

What's going on there?

What was that all about?

All right, so listen, I've been playing around with what we use here to run the show, and I've been taking classes.

I've got new things going on here.

So listen, we gonna have a little bugs I gotta work out.

I'm trying different things to make it easier for me.

Like, I can switch cameras now.

This is the duchess's favorite angle.

I can go back to this one and over to this one and all this other good stuff.

So I have all that.

And I.

You know the thing, I always get upset because I don't think people like when things go wrong on a podcast and, you know, they start talking about it.

Well, I have to tell you, I listened to a show called, well, it's actually a YouTube channel called no one likes Onions.

The reason I do that is because he goes all in on Aaron Emholt and just, it just berates him.

It's amazing.

So Jason Ami is asking what kind.

Of classes it is.

Ecamm live.

It's ecamm live.

So.

And what I did, this, everything we you see right now is all brand new.

It's all built and it's all brand new.

Everything, every scene we're going to do, it's all brand new.

So I don't think that when someone has problems, it's fun to listen to.

Well, the guy who's been podcasting for, he says, 20 years, I don't know, he changed his whole audio setup and he went to a rodecaster pro and he had nothing with problems with it last night.

And he would not stop.

He, his add kicked in.

He was like, I gotta fix this.

I could not stop listening to it and roared through the whole thing.

I'm like, oh, my God, is this what I sound like?

The first 25 minutes of it was some of the best, well, YouTube channel stories I've ever seen.

So anyhow, we're going to get in that.

We got a lot of stuff to talk about.

So much, so much that the debate was on last night.

We were going to try to, I said, hey, would you guys want us to live stream this?

And I got.

Bud Vugar is like, yes, yes.

He was the only one.

I'm like, well, I'm not.

I know.

Don't be wrong.

Love Bud vugar, but I'm not going to go in there and just do this for Bud vugar.

And you know what?

I'm glad I didn't because I got a chance to really pay attention to that.

Yeah.

All right, so what I want to ask you, Duchess, cause I guess this is what we're going to get into first.

What did you think about the debate?

What were your thoughts on the debate?

Well, I think overall, if I had to pick who, who was, who came out ahead, it was definitely JD Vance.

He remained calm.

He was able to discuss the issues.

Did he tap dance around a few things?

Yeah, but you expect that it's a debate and you're very limited on time.

I just appreciated the way he answered things and I liked the fact that, I'll give Tim wall some credit.

They were very civil and very engaging with each other, and I like that.

I don't, personally, I'm not a big fan of attack segments.

Like that type of thing, so.

But I did, I did like it.

I disagreed with a few things.

Of course, there's always some topics that, you know, everybody has their own topics, so there's a few things I disagreed on, but for the most part, no, I had, I have some, of course, disconcerting on the issues on that, but.

I'm so sick of talking about it.

I just want it over with.

God, these broads will never shut the fuck up.

Yappy, yappy, yappy.

My body, my choice, man.

Name.

I don't care.

I don't care.

There's so much more going on.

Then let us fucking do what we want.

You know what?

Fine.

You know what?

Here's the problem with women and any kind of thing that they want, they don't shut the fuck up about it until you're just like, I don't care.

I don't care.

Go ahead, rip it out.

I don't care.

Pull it out of your vagina, put it on the table and hit it with a fucking hammer.

I don't care.

I'm sorry.

Okay, what was that?

What were you talking about?

But I'm the one that talks and yells about it, okay?

It's 30 seconds of ranting.

Women drive us fucking crazy.

And there's not a guy in this audience or not a guy that's listening to this, sitting there going, he's right, you know, I'll tell you, the other day I was told we were talking something about my wife and I, and she wanted something.

I'm like, I don't think we should do that.

And she just nag and nagging, nagging, nagging.

You're finally like, if this will shut you the fuck up, I'll do it.

I don't care what it is.

Wow, sounds super healthy.

Okay.

Yeah, it's a great.

How long you been divorced, John?

Grumpy old man living in a basement.

But okay, I don't live in a.

Big, well, you know what?

I kind of spend more time down here than I do any other place.

But yeah, okay, I'll be like the basement dweller.

We change your name to Jamingo the basement dweller.

Well, that's where all your stuff is.

That's like your podcast dungeon.

Literally dungeon.

So it is.

No, it's, it's.

I am very much looking forward to the election being over.

Well, I'm the outcome.

Well, of course, of course.

If it's the proper outcome.

But it's exhausting because it's.

And the ads haven't even started yet.

Like they've started, but they're not going to be anything.

Give it like two weeks before and it's.

We're just going to be pummeled.

But a good job.

Louise is absolutely right.

Women's nag until compliance.

That.

That is absolutely 100% true.

John will grow in the dark, will glow in the dark from all the radon he's taking in.

Oh yeah, that's right.

You know, I never checked down here.

Maybe there is radon.

Well, whatever.

I only got a few more times left.

I'm down there next week.

I'll see if I have a little detector coming.

Boomer Bob's little group.

He says, boomer Bob, when I get my free housing voucher because I've had ten kids, it will affect your cost of housing.

You can stay at my place.

Wait a minute, let's try this again.

Hang on, Boomer Bob, when I get my free housing voucher because I've had ten kids.

She's had ten kids.

That's not true.

No, no no no.

I think she's just stating like, as a woman, if she's had ten kids, it's gonna affect your cost of housing.

Right.

It's a little vague.

Okay?

I think that's what she meant.

All right.

Hey, you know what?

Later on we've got.

Who are.

Who is this nitwit segment of.

Mm hmm.

French kiss, baby.

French.

French kiss.

Wow.

Who gets that?

I'm sorry, did I say french kiss?

Talking about women.

French kiss.

Where the hell's your mind at, John?

I don't know.

Now they want my fucking hat.

Now you're all fired up.

I'm all fired up.

Louise.

You can have the hat and the french kiss.

How about that?

All right, so here's what I.

Are you done?

I'm sorry because I keep interrupting you like a dick, but.

Yeah, but women go on.

We go on.

All right, so here's what I think about the debate last night.

I thought.

I was surprised how, what?

I believe how well, I thought Tampon Tim Wells did.

I thought he did a lot better than I thought.

Although, you know, he was a little shaky herky jerky when he first got out there.

Oh my God.

Right?

He's witching.

Yeah.

And disconcerting to watch him.

And they hit him with a question and he, you know, he wasn't ready for that.

But you know something?

They.

Again, panicked eyes was just.

Sorry.

I know.

So.

And then he did the word Sal.

And we might as well get into this now because I can.

I can do the debate thing.

So the first thing he does is he comes in and he's, he's like, hey, works for Kamala.

Let me try a word salad.

Here we go.

You said you were in Hong Kong during the deadly Tiananmen Square protests in the spring of 1989, but Minnesota public.

Radio and other media outlets are reporting.

That you actually didn't travel to Asia until August of that year.

Can you explain that discrepancy?

Yeah.

Well, into the folks out there didn't get at the top of this.

Look, I grew up in small, rural Nebraska, town of 400.

Town that you rode your bike with your buddies till the streetlights come on.

And I'm proud of that service to ride around with your bike and friends.

This little east street, he cannot speak under pressure.

He literally, he panicked, like, every, almost every question he answered, you know, they start, they.

Both of them did that whole, like, I was run up in the middle, you know, that whole middle class or low income, whatever, which is super annoying way to start your sentence.

But he just could not get through it.

Every question, he just, like you said, he vapor locks.

He was just like, let me get this out.

And then he almost forgets what he has to answer.

Mm hmm.

I agree.

I think they had to remind him one time, like, that's not.

All right, so here we go.

Joined the national Guard at 17, worked on family farms.

And then I use the GI bill to become a teacher.

Passionate about it, a young teacher.

My first year out, I got the opportunity in the summer of 89 to travel to China 35 years ago, be able to do that.

I came back home and then started a program to take young people there.

We would take basketball teams, we would take baseball teams, we would take dancers, and we would go back and forth to China.

The issue for that was, was to try and learn.

Now, look, my community knows who I am.

They saw where I was at.

They look, I will be the first to tell you, I have poured my heart into my community.

I've tried to do the best I can, but I've not been perfect.

And I'm a knucklehead at times, but it's always been about that.

Those same people elected me to Congress for twelve years.

And in Congress, I was one of the most bipartisan people working on things like farm bills that we got done working on, veterans benefits.

And then the people of Minnesota were able to elect me to governor twice.

So, look, my commitment has been from the beginning to make sure that I'm there for the people, to make sure that I get this right.

I will say more than Katie's there.

Like, what the fuck is he talking about?

He looks like we.

Can we just get to some of the comments?

All right.

Deuce says, what's that drop?

Get to the fucking point.

Where is it?

I'm sorry.

Yeah, I'm sorry.

And then.

Wait, wait.

Where'd it go?

Pelorido said Tim looked like Eric Zane when he saw Jamingo's comment pop up.

Like, just.

I'm a knucklehead.

We got to score before halftime and go for it on fourth down.

You know?

Get a fucking point.

There it is.

Yeah, it's just too funny.

Jody over in Rumble says he looks like a queer in the headlights.

You know what?

I'm sorry, but this is what I'm going to do.

You know what?

Chat.

I love you.

I love you, but this is.

I'm going to steal your jokes.

When you put a joke out there that's really good.

I'm just taking it.

I'm not going to give you any credit for it.

No, no, I'm not a credit.

I want to be the funny guy on my podcast.

I can't have the chat funnier than me.

I'm just stealing your jokes.

We'll need them to keep giving us jokes.

Yeah, I know, but listen, if I use your line and you don't get that, that should be your credit.

Enough.

I used your line.

Just telling you that from now on, I'm not going to say anything.

I'm just going to steal somebody's line.

Sorry, jody.

All right, here we go.

Let's go back to the queer and the headlights.

Many times.

I will talk a lot.

I will get caught up in the rhetoric.

But being there, the impact it made, the difference it made in my life.

I learned a lot about China.

I hear the critiques of this.

I would make the case that Donald Trump should have come on one of those trips with us.

I guarantee you he wouldn't be praising Xi Jinping about COVID And I guarantee you he wouldn't start a trade war that he ends up losing.

So this is about trying to understand the world.

It's about trying to do the best you can for your community, and then it's putting yourself out there and letting your folks understand what it is.

My commitment, whether it be through teaching, which I was good at, or whether it was being a good soldier or was being a good member of Congress, those are the things that I think are the values that people care about.

Governor, just to follow up on that.

The question was, can you explain the discrepancy all I said on this was I got there that summer and misspoke on this, so I will just.

That's what I've said.

I lied.

I just lied.

So I was in Hong Kong and China during the democracy protest went in, and from that I learned a lot of what needed to be in governance.

Yeah.

What is it they say?

Those who can do and those who can't teach?

Exactly.

My favorite is when they.

They did the follow up.

He's like, well, I just, blah, blah.

And then, and then he stood there for a moment and it was just silence.

So he's like, I have to keep talking.

And so he just kept going and going and going to fill the silence.

It was.

I was very uncomfortable watching him because I was in my brain, I was like, oh, God, he's so fucking up.

It's so like, I couldn't imagine being on this, in the spotlight like that.

Like that would center stage and he's already fucking it up.

But he has 20 minutes in speaker three.

He is.

If you elect him, he's one step away from the presidency.

I know.

Here's the other thing.

He can't get his words out.

I mean.

Well, he.

So here's what I think.

I would actually.

I would like it if they got rid of Trump and Harris and had JD run against walls.

To me, I would rather have JD as the president than Trump.

Just because.

Now, don't get me wrong, I understand Trump is an entertainer, but he can't do what JD.

JD was a masterful way of debating.

They was very.

Yeah, they.

He took the questions and they tried to get them.

They tried again January 6.

How many times we got talked about January 6.

And then, see, this is where I felt that JD stumbled and.

And I to up the same point.

Walls stumbled is when they tried to make them explain what their running mates did.

So, you know, they ask him the question of, you know, what about the 2020 election?

I would have been.

Again, see, I would have said, are we talking about the 2020 election again?

He does.

Trump doesn't believe he lost.

Okay.

And so he says that.

And it.

And so you say that there's no evidence.

Well, you know, there's kind of a lot of evidence if you look for it, but you guys won't do your job and look for the evidence.

So there is no evidence when you don't look for it.

All right, well, Hillary still maintained 2016 was taken from her.

Yeah.

Okay, so were we talking about that stolen from her stolen election.

Right.

He was an illegitimate president.

Yeah.

Is that the same thing?

Kind of.

Kind of like the illegitimate child that Kamala Harris husband had with the babysitter?

That's the kind of same thing.

There's more.

We're worried about 2024.

The 2020 election was four years ago.

We can't go back and change what happened there.

It doesn't matter.

Trump left on the 21 January like he was supposed to.

And you know what?

We'll be ready to move back in again on the 21 January.

And he only has one more term, so he's going to leave after that.

So you guys have to worry about any of that stuff.

But you still like to harp on that.

So here we are again.

That's just the way I feel about it.

All right, so remember, we have the, this is our segment, the can't understand normal thinking segment.

All right, thinking.

So, yeah, thinking.

I remember.

Look, I got it right.

See, I told you.

Went back and did that.

Redid everything.

All right, so after the debate.

After the debate, I went to listen to all the shows afterwards, the after debate shows, I listened to Fox, I listened to Megyn Kelly, I listened to CNN, and I went over to MSDNC.

And as soon as it was, oh.

My God, they were bonkers.

Rachel Maddow, when I listened to this, my jaw hit the floor.

This is what she said.

I think the big picture takeaway from this is that one of these candidates is much slicker than the other, is a much more practiced kind of professional debate style speaker.

And the other candidate won.

Candidate won.

Were you watching the same debate I was watching?

How the fuck does that even happen?

Clearly out of her mind.

Clearly.

She's so biased.

Oh, my God, Sparky, I'm with you.

I can't stand that.

Can't understand normal thinking.

That's the truth.

Really?

Yeah, she.

It is.

It was shocking that some people maintained like, oh, waltz did great.

No, he didn't.

He was sweaty and stammering.

He could.

He looked scared to death on a couple occasions.

I mean, yeah, he was all.

He looked like he was so many camera angles.

Yeah, there's so many.

That camera is on YouTube all the time.

And my favorite were the split screens when he would just like, every time JD would say something, he was like.

He'd write it down, I think JD, what?

Wrote something down a couple times.

Like, he didn't need.

He had it, which is impressive.

He was able to respond, like, so quickly.

So on the.

My favorite was he's sitting there and he's looking at walls talking.

And then walls would say something.

He would look back at the camera.

Like, it was like, fourth wall break.

It was wonderful.

It was like in the office when they, like, look at the camera.

I was like, oh, my God.

I, it's so brilliant.

Like, and the memes that are going to come out of that are going to be, are amazing.

And it was.

Yeah, like a deadpool or anything else.

He just, just him cutting it, not turning his head, but just cutting his eyes a bit.

I was like, fabulous.

I mean, that was just great.

All right, so let's, let's listen to Rachel.

There was one bad moment for Tim Walls in this debate where he got mixed up and embarrassed in answering a question about exactly what month he had been in China in relation to the Tiananmen Square protest.

But then on just that, guns on.

January 6, on Obamacare, on the economy, on blaming everything on the border, back again on health care, on abortion, on.

Every issue, on substance.

JD Vance was very polished and very slick.

And Tim walz beat it on all the substantive points.

Beat him.

He beat him.

I, like, again, I maybe beat off.

To him, but I don't think he beat him.

So what will happen?

Yeah.

So what'll happen is they'll take these and they'll post these clips all over social media to the low iq or the people that aren't paying attention and the ones that.

And they'll say, oh, oh, JD won.

But if you watched it, it wasn't even close.

It really wasn't even close.

And to me, this should be illegal.

What she's doing right here should be illegal.

It really should be.

I mean, this is propaganda to the, to the 10th degree.

But that wasn't the best.

The best was when Michael Duncan Clark over got on the thing.

You don't like her.

All right, Michael Duncan Clark.

I mean, Jay.

Joy Reid, she starts.

And the thing about Joy Reid that cracks me up is this woman has not got one thing right in her entire life, especially that haircut.

Jesus Christ.

That's why she's on MSNBC.

So I've never seen a manlier man in a woman.

Just Michelle just slop off.

You know what?

Michelle Obama actually does look like a woman.

Not this broad.

Here we go.

But he said, number one, nothing memorable.

There's nothing clippable in what he said.

They were just all smooth, bland lies.

He got outdone by JD, by Tim Walsh, who may be awkward.

Got outdone by JD.

I mean, Tim Walsh, you get right?

He may, it took him a while to get warmed up, but he won the debate because he actually had substance.

He was relatable.

And he didn't go in there to slay JD Vance.

He went in there to show himself and he showed himself to be bipartisan.

He showed himself to be reasonable, practical.

He showed himself to be practical.

He acted as a governor.

And a lot of people are complaining that he did knock JD Vance out and that he wasn't rhetorically cruel, but that was not his job.

It was obvious that his job was to sell Kamala Harris as president poorly.

He did that very well.

He won the debate.

He did that so poorly.

There was no comeback to that.

First of all, I think JD Vance is very respectful.

He could have taken.

Oh, my God.

He definitely could have Tim waltz down.

A few times that.

I think he was very gracious in his responses.

So I think the two of them were okay.

But it's just like, what was the line?

She said he performed.

She kept saying.

He kept performing.

I'm like, nobody.

No, no, he did terrible.

He did terrible.

Nobody wanted to see what he was performing.

I went on.

So then I went on TikTok afterwards, and just the people that were on there saying that walls had won and he had just embarrassed JD Vance and all.

And I'm sitting there.

So of course I weighed into the comments, like Leroy Jenkins and.

Yeah.

And they're like, yeah, and I should know better.

But I don't.

I don't.

I don't know any better.

No, you do know better, but you don't care.

No, I don't.

I really.

I don't care.

I don't.

I enjoy.

I enjoy the back and forth.

I do.

So is there back and forth or they just yell at you and then block you?

Well, I mean, you know, listen, we're old.

We have, you know.

You know, I'll be.

I'll be 63 next month.

You know, I'm old.

I like to.

You know, I'm very emotional about what I do.

And I think as you get older, your emotions come out and you don't.

You don't give me like before.

You're like, oh, I can't do this.

When you get to be my age or older and all, you don't give a fuck what anybody thinks.

You don't.

You don't give a shit.

I don't care.

I don't care.

Yeah, I get it.

So I watched this thing where on Tucker Carlson.

He had Roseanne Barr on there and she had a Jamingo moment.

She is fucking crazy.

I.

Crazy woman.

Listen.

She is crazy.

She's.

As you know, she's batshit crazy, but this made me cackle.

I must have watched this 30 times.

I love this, ladies and gentlemen.

Here we go.

Do you know Tucker?

Tucker.

I better shut up.

No.

Do you know how many people I had?

Do you know what I do?

Do you know what I've done since they stole that election in 2020?

They gave us a goddamn Covid so we'd send in those mail order ballots.

And all that bullshit.

And the post office cheated, too.

Everybody in this country cheated us out of our president in 2020.

They made us sick.

Here she goes.

Fate.

I'm sorry.

Go, baby.

Fake.

Overthrew the United States of America.

Oh, my God.

Fate overthrew the constitutional Republican Republic of the United States of America.

And then they covered it up with their January 6 bullshit, with their insurrection.

Because the first thing President Trump did, God bless that man.

And I love him, and everybody knows it.

I love him more now than I ever loved him.

And I loved him pretty damn good.

He drove me out in a Bentley when I did my second HBO special.

At Trump palace in Atlantic City.

If you've seen it, he's always been a good friend and a good man and to me and to a lot of other people.

And what was I saying?

I'm old.

I forget what I'm saying.

Screaming stopped the.

Stopped her heart from working for a bit.

She got.

She stood up and grabbed, like, a mini microphone.

Yeah, yeah.

I wanted to pull the video, but apparently he made it where you can't use the video, which I understand, but.

I guess him giggling through the whole thing is funny.

Jody says she, you know, she started and she just ran out of gas.

What was I saying?

I'm on dizzy.

Her blood.

Blood pressure went like.

And she's like, oh, I gotta sit down now.

Oh, here we go.

Sparky says, I can't forgive Roseanne Barr for spitting on the ground after making a disgraced singing of the national anthem, even though it was 30 years ago.

It's like spitting on the graves of the veteran.

Okay, Sparky toaster, listen, you know I respect you.

You know I love you.

She went out there, they hired a comedian.

They hired a comedian to go out there.

And I don't think she was spitting because that's what.

And she grabbed her balls, which she doesn't have, but she grabbed her crotch and spit on the ground like baseball players do.

I think it was taken out of context at the time.

Did she sing the national anthem?

She, like, screamed at singing.

She did.

But I mean, to be honest with you, I hear people singing the national anthem.

That can't sing a lick.

Going to tell a story about my grandfather.

All right, hold on, hang on.

Because I think she.

They hired her, and I think she did the worst thing with the national anthem.

And I know they thought it was probably a joke.

I would think that the people who hired her at the ball field did not think she was going to spit and grab her.

Well, lack of balls.

She's a comedian.

I understand that.

So that didn't turn out too well for her.

But I kind of agree with Sparky a little bit.

I mean, I can get past her, but she's nothing.

Top up, top.

Top of my list on any kind of comedian.

But I.

It was disrespectful, but I don't think she.

I don't want to give her any credit, but I don't know if she thought about it, like, to be disrespectful.

I thought she just thought it'd be funny to act like a ballplayer.

Yeah, I get it.

Clearly, clearly a fail, but.

So my grandfather, Tony, Tony senior, he used to call up every Saturday, every Sunday morning, he would call up Athenae.

08:00 the phone would ring.

It was pop.

Pop would call up.

08:00.

My dad would say, get the phone.

It's Pop.

So I'd pick up the phone.

Hey, Pop, what's going on?

And this is where we got the Jimmy.

This is where it came from.

This is my grandfather.

Okay.

My grandfather talked like.

And this is where we got the voice.

My grandfather started.

It went to my uncle's.

And now every time we talk about any family member, we get, you know, it's the Jerry voice.

All right?

So you pick up the phone.

Hey, Pop, what's going on?

What mass you going to?

Not.

Are you going to church?

What mash you go to?

Which one?

Which one we going to?

And I say, I think we're going to 10:00.

I'll be there.

So my grandfather would come in and he would sit in there with the pew, and then the music would start and he would sing every hymn at the top of his lung.

Amazing.

But he had the spirit in him.

That's.

I can forgive that.

Yeah.

Meanwhile, me and my sister trying to crawl under the fucking.

He didn't give a fuck.

He was in there, you know, every prayer, top of his lungs.

Our father, who art in heaven, hallowed be thy name, thy kingdom, the whole thing.

Everybody knew which one was.

Was your pure.

Oh, my God.

Yes, it's that Domingo family.

All right, so this is going to be a thing to pop.

So my grandfather, he was in the navy.

He was in the VFW.

He was at.

There's a Navy garrison in our town.

He was like the president.

So when he retired, they threw a dinner for him.

And the governor at the time of New Jersey was Jim Florio.

You remember Jim Florio, right?

I do.

Jim Florio comes and gives a speech for my grandfather because he knows my grandfather.

So then my grandfather.

My grandfather gets up to say, now it's me.

I'm 20 something.

Me, my girlfriend, my sister, my dad, big t, my uncle, my aunt Janice, my uncle Leonard, Helene.

All the kids are there, all the cousins are there, whole family's there.

He gets up and gives the most embarrassing speech that I've ever.

I still.

Just thinking about it now.

I cringe.

He gets up.

Oh, no.

Oh, it was.

He got up.

He goes, hey, that's the first thing I want to say is, what about this governor?

You know, I.

He should be president.

The man should be president.

And, you know, Jerry, back there in the kitchen, the chicken was excellent.

I want to rambles.

He goes, I want to tell you, first of all, my oldest son, Tony, he's got the garage.

Listen, if you need any of your cars fixed, just go over to the garage there.

And we're like, oh, Pop, come on.

He's plugging his.

He's my oldest.

My second John over here, he's got the.

He paints fences.

We're like, what the hell is he talking about?

So he says, he goes, am I.

It's 13 years between my two boys.

My wife said she'd never have another kid, but it took me 13 years to corral her, and we're like, oh, my God, pop, stop.

He's talking about railing your grandma.

That's so.

Yes.

Jesus Christ, Pop.

What'd you do?

Caught her in the shower.

What happened?

Popped.

All right.

Yeah, that's kind of what happens when you get old, you know?

It's just the old thing.

You know what I mean?

The brakes come off.

You just.

Well, he obviously didn't have anything planned, and he just went up, shot from the hip there.

Oh, my God.

Poor pop.

So is your grandfather a Democrat?

Because.

Oh, my God.

This is where I got.

My grandfather would vote for Hitler if he was on a democratic ticket.

My grandfather was a light.

If my grandfather right now saw me in a trump hat, if he was still alive and knew that I was voting for Republic, he would slap this hat right off of my head.

My grandfather, his hands were so big, it was like, when he grabbed a hold of you, it was like a bear grabbed a hold of his.

His hands were huge.

His wedding ring.

You could drop a half a dollar through my grandfather's wedding ring.

Oh, my God.

His hands were.

He had paws.

It's like a bear.

Oh, it was crazy.

Yeah, it was.

He was.

And he worked over.

He was a diesel mechanic over at the Navy yard for years.

So my dad, I guess my dad, you know what?

My dad.

My dad was kind of like me.

We were like, hey, who's going to do the best job?

We don't give a shit.

Republican, Democrat, doesn't matter to.

I got yelled at today because we were talking about the longshoremen strike.

We're going to get into that.

And they said, well, you're a union man.

What are your thoughts on this?

And I'm like, I don't think I'm on the union side on this one.

But anyhow, when you get older.

Cause that's what's going to happen to me one day.

I'll be in here podcasting.

I'll lose and I'll be like.

I'll be screaming, like, popping.

And you know what?

Thought, you should just come over here with a baseball bat and hit me behind the ear and put me out of my music.

Or just come over.

Take.

Come over and just take all my stuff out of the basement and take it over to your house and just continue podcasting.

Just take it away from me.

It's like when we had to take pops.

We had to take pops keys away from him.

He couldn't drive anymore.

You know, I get to be too old to call your mic.

The problem is you have Amazon access.

You'd be like, I just buy new ones.

I don't give a shit.

On a computer with a lollipop.

Thinking I'm on the.

Thinking I'm on theme screaming, let's give.

You something like, Jimmy.

And you'd be like, these buttons are so small.

Jimmy comes down the steps today.

He comes down to steps.

Yeah.

He says, I was going to try to go somewhere, but I come down there.

I got to go to the bathroom.

Here's your bathroom.

Okay, there you go.

There's.

I was trying to go somewhere, but I'm coming to your house to take.

He left his house, which is right behind me, and then drove up here and said, you know, I don't think I'm going to make it.

As you're older.

You're a quarter mile away, like, nope.

I got that cramp.

You know that cramp it means you got to get your asshole over a toilet seat within two minutes or you're going to shit your pants.

Yeah, Jimmy, I know.

I get you.

I'm with you.

We're getting there.

I just remember this is stuff that would happen to my family, and I know we're going down the same road.

Like, I know that I'm going to have really, really bad dementia someday.

And I told my kids, just pillow face, hold it down until I stop twitching.

Yeah, just sit on pillow.

It's all good.

Just crush it.

Just.

Okay.

Thumb is.

You're strong.

So, like that, you need a couple of your kids to like being.

To be in agreement with it.

Because the problem is you got a couple that, like, still really love you, and they're like, no, we can't do that to dad.

And then the older ones be like, fuck him.

And then you get Johnny on, and he's gonna be like, whatever, I don't care.

Just let John do it.

He's strong enough.

He's strong.

You change his diaper.

Fuck that.

Give me that pillow.

Paul's here.

Oh, hang on.

Oh, my God.

Should I.

Should I.

Hold on.

Let me mute your mic so you don't have to.

We don't have to fight.

Find out what's going on here.

What's that?

Oh, she muted her own mic.

I got you.

Uh oh, here's Paul.

Hey, Paul.

You know, Paul kind of looks like, uh, hulk kind of looks like, uh, what's his name?

Tim Tampon.

Tim a little bit.

Kind of does a little bit.

No, get Paul a mic.

That's what they're saying.

There we go.

It does look a little bit about.

Yeah.

Walls.

Paul walls.

Louise is right there with me.

Paul walls.

I don't know.

They look like divorce papers.

No, I've had enough of you podcasting with that asshole jamingo here.

I'm out of here.

Uh, hold on, please.

Hold on.

Where is it?

Like, here it is.

You okay over there?

Sorry.

I'm so sorry.

No, it's fine.

I mean, it has to be important for Paul to come in here.

He's scared.

I'm not telling.

I'm not explaining all.

But I just turned around, and he was there.

So he saw me visibly go.

It was not.

It's not a cease and desist.

He was like, oh, my God, am I getting served?

Like, he was very, very serious face off.

I was like, holy shit.

First of all, he does not look like tampontan, thank you very much.

He's a bit slimmer than that.

Just saying, you know, from the.

You know, because he was.

He was standing up.

We only got a little bit of a mekani.

So I was like, oh, look, tampon Tim's over there.

Yeah, yeah, I heard that.

He would not be happy with that.

All right, I'm sorry.

I didn't mean insult.

No, no, I feel bad.

Like he.

He doesn't ever interrupt me.

No, he doesn't.

And I was like, you know, I don't know too many husbands that would.

What the fuck happened?

Yeah, I don't know too many husbands that would allow that to happen, you know?

Allow?

Yes, allow.

It's interesting.

I just stepped in it.

I did.

I know.

I know what I just did.

Yeah.

Here.

Joaquin synthetic says, hey, I just found the divorce paper.

You're leaving me for Mike.

I don't know about that.

That would have been what.

What Paul would have said.

I found your divorce papers.

I would.

Oh, my God, look at Duchess over here.

Can I have the first dinner date after the divorce?

Wow, you guys, you don't let anything even get cold, man.

Oh, I didn't think that would be a thing.

All right, I'll mark it down.

Thank you, Sparky.

Holy cow.

Now, he wanted to ask me a question about a reporter.

So for political stuff.

There we go.

All right, that's fine.

What's this now?

Tom and I were going back and.

Forth about the Internet affair with Professor Tom.

That's it.

Paul and I will be rendezvous on the back deck next week.

That's true.

Lisa will keep them company.

Next week it is.

I gotta get this whole place cleaned up and straightened out by next week.

Oh, panic.

Amazon boxes will be flying in here.

All right, back to the show.

I'm so sorry.

I'm sorry to derail it.

No, no, it's fine.

All right, so since we're in the middle of this, I want to show you a scene which I call men rule and women drool.

So here we go.

And you know what?

Here's the problem.

Men, we're problem solvers.

We get shit done.

Women, they just complain about things until men get shit done.

So.

All right, Duchess is over having a chat with Jody.

Well, I wanted to address Jody's comment.

So.

He does tolerate me.

He does.

All right, so here we go.

Here we go.

Decided that shopping at Audi is annoying.

The logistics of getting everything home.

And so he has bought.

All right, so if anybody's ever been to Audi's.

Audi's doesn't give you any bags, all right?

And then you got to use a quarter to get the shopping cart.

So you go in there, and then you got to take it.

At the very front of the store, there's boxes, and you got to try to box your shit up and get it out to the car and all this stuff.

So this gentleman here, I honestly don't.

Know how that's a hard time, really.

It's not difficult.

That's why their prices are so cheap.

Yeah, whatever.

All right, so they.

The guy has this thing.

It's a folding cart with two baskets in it, which is amazing.

Right?

And she's over there.

Double decker.

Yeah, yeah.

And she's over there poo pooing this.

I think this is fantastic.

And this guy knows what's going on, so he's got to go in there with her to do the shopping.

So the millennial dad version of, like, the nanny shopping cart, he's so proud of it too.

Look at that thing.

That's amazing.

It's a little folds up.

Go.

Let's go shopping with you.

Here we go.

We're going shopping.

He's got everything in there.

Look at him.

He's all proud of himself.

Throwing stuff in there.

Now he goes to check out, right?

Is he an old checkout?

Everything back in the car.

Look at this.

No problem.

Yeah, no bags, no boxes or anything like that.

Handle pretty good right in there.

Folds it up right in there.

And I have no idea why she's sitting there poopooing.

This man's a genius.

Man's a genius.

What was she complaining?

Well, she's over there saying, like, oh, look at him.

He's so proud of himself with his little cart and his little, little baskets.

He was.

She was filming him.

He was proud of himself.

She filmed the whole thing.

Well, she didn't say shit about him.

She didn't say, look at this dumb fucker with his bar.

He says he saved a quarter.

I have given quarters away at Aldi, so usually to old folks who don't.

Have a quarter, it's the gayest shopping experience I've ever seen.

I don't go to Aldi so much, and it's too bad because their prices are really good, but they have weird selections, and I don't mind their off brand.

But some things I buy, I prefer the store brand.

I've tried off flavors of other things, so it's just I end up.

I shop in, like, three different stores, so I just.

I just get tired of that.

I saw a video of someone going into Aldi's, you know, and so they look over at the ingredients.

And they have, like, all these biometric ingredients that are in the food.

So it's not as.

I don't think it's as good as everybody says it is.

I guess maybe that's why it's so cheap.

I have no idea.

Okay.

I have a problem.

All right.

I have a problem with another podcast.

Well, not a few, but one right now.

The one right now.

All right.

So I.

And the thing is that one of the people in this podcast, we know, I know Matt, Matt mish from the Bromigos.

He, I've podcasted with before.

He's been on rubberneckers like Matt.

Matt's a good guy.

Little.

I don't have a very young.

Listen, I put him in the same category as I put Edward.

He has been indoctrinated into this culture that everybody has where you can't have an opinion.

You all have to worry about hurting everybody's feelings.

But the dumbest takes that I've ever heard.

And of course, I went to Matt puts in a, in one of the podcasting retweet groups that are on Twitter that they put me in.

And so he comes in and he has this video clip, the one I'm going to show you in just a second.

And I listen to this.

And of course, I waited because they just put.

No one talks in this thing.

They just put in their clips and go, go watch this, share this, do this, do that.

So I watched this thing, and then, of course, I waded into the.

And the DM's like Leroy Jenkins again.

And I started a fight in there.

And I actually got in a fight with one of the other brominos.

All right, so here we go.

Here is their, this is their social media clip, and they're talking about Trump supporters.

They're eating the dogs in Springfield.

They're eating cats.

They're coming out and they're grabbing your dog, your cat, and they're stuffing it in their mouth because they don't know.

All right, so first of all, Newman is doing right.

Here we go.

Wait a minute.

So this is Newman.

His name on the podcast is hoochie man Hunter.

I don't think this man hunts too many hoochies, quite honest with you.

I don't know.

He just.

Doesn't he look like Newman from Seinfeld?

Doesn't he?

If you wanted to.

I'm going to go to anybody here that's in the chat that's watching this live.

Does he look like Newman from Seinfeld?

Yes.

Bob's all.

Yes.

Okay.

So he's in there, they're eating dogs, they're eating the cats, they're, they're grabbing the pussies, they're coming out and they're.

Grabbing your dog, your cat, and they're.

Stuffing it in their mouth, basically.

Because that is just some hum deal bullshit.

First of all, I didn't even know.

Haitian sound clip I heard.

I didn't know either.

So Matt comes on, he goes, first of all, I didn't even know Haitians lived in Ohio.

20,000 of them in one town.

In one town that's in one town in Ohio.

From what I understand, they've also dropped a shitload of them off in Columbus and might be Cleveland or Akron.

I can't remember which.

All right, so 20,000, just this town.

Now let's just think about this for a second.

Because, you know, I'm a dumb guy.

I'm an old white dumb guy.

Trump supporter, see?

Trump supporter.

Boomer, why would you drop a bunch of migrants into the.

Into the populace, into the population in Ohio?

Because Ohio is a bellwether state.

And if you can get all.

And it's been republican for a while.

And if you can get.

Yeah, they're gonna purple this up, right?

But what do I know?

I'm just a fucking moron, right?

I know nothing.

Cleveland.

Ooh.

So, yeah, all right, so here's duck, coach.

Whatever.

Hold on.

I didn't even think that was possible.

It's Ohio.

Come on, Matt.

Undercover brother with your mister t starter set.

What the fuck is that?

It's his shtick.

They all have a shtick.

It's fine.

Jesus, mister t.

That's not the issue you have.

Go ahead.

This is part of it.

Really?

Christ's sake.

Yeah, this is how some people really think.

They think that that makes sense.

Listen.

Think that that's okay because they don't know, like, so many people.

So many people.

So many white people.

Oh, it's the white people.

It's us.

White people.

We're the problem with white people.

We.

Because we don't know.

We don't know anything.

We don't know.

We don't know.

Are so ignorant of their own american history that the country they claim to love so much, you know, the country.

They care so much about, they are so ignorant of their own history, really, that they taught history and like, what, twice?

About how stupid it sounds.

Well, there you go, Duchess.

How stupid what sounds?

That one person said, they're eating the dogs.

They're eating the cats.

Eating your pets.

Yeah.

And now that that speaks for all white people, right?

Okay.

Oh, no.

It speaks for all white republicans.

That's what he meant to say.

And somehow that means we don't know american history.

Okay?

At least we were taught american history, not some bizarre form of history.

And I don't.

I don't believe that gentleman lives in America.

He lives in New Jersey.

Then who lives in Germany then?

That's Panama red.

I get him confused too.

You know why?

No, I don't listen to people look alike.

I listen to them.

I don't watch them much.

And stop saying that.

What?

That they all look alike.

You don't want to say, hold on.

I'm sorry, I missed something here.

They're eating the dogs.

Let me get back.

Let me get back to daint.

So here we go.

Because maybe I'm wrong.

American history that the country they claim to love so much, you know, the country they care so much about, they.

Are so ignorant of their own history.

That they say things like that.

This.

And don't think twice about how stupid it sounds.

What did.

They're bringing in migrants by the plane full.

I guess they're talking.

I don't know what that.

Because they're bringing in migrants by the plane full and they're giving them special dispensation.

Is that what the.

You know, I don't know what they're talking about.

Like I said, I want to buy a noun to figure out what they're talking about.

But again, it's the white.

White people that, uh.

And I said, hey, look, I'll come on your show anytime and explain to you three fucking nitwits that anything you need explained to you.

Yeah.

So apparently, Friday at 130, I will be going on to the Bremingos podcast.

You are.

Oh, boy.

Okay.

Buckle the fuck up, ladies and gentlemen.

I'm not taking any fucking prisoners over there.

So hold on, Sparky, how did you get on?

Did you wear Matt down?

I whined and bitched at him.

I called him pussies.

Sparky, toast says, hmm, you want to talk about history?

They're black, boy.

Did you know that?

The Democrats who wanted to keep slavery going and voted to do so.

Have you known that?

Did you know any of that?

That's, um.

It.

I don't understand the clip you and I don't know if that was taken at the right time or the context, but it's their clip.

No, no, I.

What I'm saying is where the clip line.

I know.

Let me finish this.

Hunter set spoke something, Matt said something, and then Dante came in and I don't know if those are all, like, in conjunction of one conversation, like, each one responded with that, or if he.

Matt.

It was edited that way.

So I don't know.

I don't know what Dante was referring to.

Like, it was just an odd statement for him to say to.

For them to put right there.

I don't know what that means.

But, I mean, I think it's weird.

I mean, really.

I mean, the dog cat thing, I still think that's fucking weird.

But.

And that's very quiet.

I mean, nobody here.

You don't hear anything about it on the news.

I don't hear anything about it on the news.

They're not talking about it.

But right now, we're full of election war, hurricanes, disasters, debates.

Like, everything's everything.

Things are just getting pushed aside.

So it's.

That whole situation was nuts.

But I.

I would be curious as to what Dante meant by that.

Yeah.

I mean, somehow we as white people don't know what our history.

I love a good meme.

I love it.

I love the fact that Donald Trump says, they're eating the dogs, they're eating the cats.

They're eating your pets.

You know, I love that.

And you know what?

So it's fun.

Here we go.

A number of TikTok users have been posting videos that use AI to translate Adolf Hitler's speeches into English.

Let's take a look.

They're eating the dogs.

The people that came in, they're eating the cats.

That's fantastic.

That's really funny.

Never mind.

They're comparing him to Hitler, but I'm sure that was not a coincidence.

But that's pretty funny.

Okay, Sparky, so that's why I said black, white.

Because he said white people.

That's right.

Yeah.

We say black boy.

That's.

Oh, that's horrible.

That's racist.

But white people, well, they didn't say.

White boy, so I was just like, white people.

If they can say white people.

I understand.

I understand the context.

Now, we can say black people.

We could say that.

Or we could just use this.

Or, you know, one of the three.

It's fine.

All right, listen.

And Kamala, she's losing the black vote.

I'll be.

You know, I'll be honest with you.

She's losing the black vote.

Eddie Griffin, he don't like her.

He don't like her a little bit.

I got something from Eddie Griffin's podcast.

Just a little.

Holy cow.

Well, well.

Kalia Harris.

Can she lie?

Yes, she lied.

Every time she open her mouth, there's mother Li.

Roll it.

I know the importance of safety and security, especially at our border, speaks for itself.

Trump people, contact my people.

Come on the show.

Let's get it done, man.

Kamala, don't come, I won't talk to your lion ass.

And ABC is in trouble also, they only fact checked Donald Trump.

They didn't fact check that at all.

But now you try to set Don.

Up to make him look bad.

Think it ain't illegal yet, but they working on it.

You ain't supposed to think the fact.

Checkers are thinking for you.

Like, you can't check and fact check for your goddamn.

Who needs a fact check?

What the is that shit about?

Like, everybody's a little child.

You need those facts checked for you.

This ain't school.

Can't test.

Check my homework.

This ain't homework.

Fact check.

Fact check these nuts.

Fact check these nuts.

These nuts.

Holy shit.

So I'm not sure where he stands.

No, I'm a little upset.

A lot of people died since we've last podcasted.

Oh, my gosh.

I know, I know.

Here's.

Oh, I can't.

What happened?

I can't find my files.

What happened here?

Hold on.

Now I gotta go back to.

Where's my files?

Oh, no.

What did I do now?

Oh, where'd they all go?

Here we go.

This guy.

Where's Pete Rose?

Sparky says it's impossible to fact check these days.

The fact check sites are one sided.

It won't let me.

For some reason, it won't let me do this.

Okay, let me see something.

Will this work?

All right, so this might work.

So Pete Rose died.

And Pete Rose was a Cincinnati red then.

He was.

He was traded to Philadelphia Phillies.

They won a World Series in 1980 with Pete Rose.

I was a big Pete Rose fan, you know.

Love the mo haircut from the three stage.

So he broke Ty Cobbs hitting record.

Still has it to this day.

And the dumb motherfucker bet on baseball.

It got caught.

And now he wasn't in the baseball hall of Fame, which is, to me, a tragedy.

It is a tragedy.

Probably one of the best greatest baseball players ever played a game.

So here is when he's insane, there's people who have broken more rules, like Barry Bonds.

Who is it with market wire?

Yeah.

I mean, just with the drugs and the performance.

Yeah, all that stuff.

And Pete rose bet on games that weren't his games, that.

See that.

What they're saying is it's.

It hurts the integrity of the game because.

Well, wait a minute.

So what happens is, let's say Pete Rose starts betting and like most gamblers, he loses a lot.

So he's way behind.

So he's got to catch up because he doesn't have the money.

So what he says is, hey, listen, I'm managing a game.

You guys put all your money on the other team and I will make sure that that other team wins.

All right?

So that's how he gets back to, that's how he gets back even through his games.

Well, again, right now there's all kinds of betting and the major league baseball and football, they're all making millions and millions of dollars, millions of dollars on betting sites and stuff like that because, you know, some states, New Jersey, you can bet now you can bet on sports.

So here's, you can just do it.

Right on your phone.

Never parlay this six parlay of all kinds of shit.

So here he is breaking the record and here comes the main attraction.

And they're on their I love baseball announcers from the seventies and eighties.

Here comes Pete Rose about ready to break one hithenne icons record.

Here we go.

You know, I don't know if, you.

Know, sound like a Phil Rizzuto or something.

They all get like that, that old timey, hunky, donkey talks.

Pete Rose coming up to playground.

I don't know if you remember this, but when Pete Rose would come up to the bat, when every time he came up to the bat, when he was getting ready to break the record, they would break away from all tv stations and they would bring this up.

Wow, I didn't know that.

Yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah.

So this is so here.

So you're sitting at home and also you're watching.

I remember him, you know, you're watching happy days and all of a sudden, Rose walking toward the plate, the most famous number.

There's Marge Schatz, the racist owner of the Cincinnati Reds.

She looks like Julie Childs.

He's one of the good whities we got.

Most of my good players are the donkeys.

Terrible.

He was terrible.

Oh, my God.

March with me in the history of this game and trying to make history right here in the first inning tonight.

He levels it bat a couple of times.

Chao kicks and he fires.

Rose.

Wayne hit number 4192, a live drive single into left center field.

A clean base hit.

And it is pandemonium here at Riverfront Stadium.

The fireworks exploding overhead.

The Cincinnati dugout has emptied.

The applause continues unabated.

Rose completely encircled by his teammates at first base.

How exciting to be there for such, for like such epic events, like with Reggie Jackson or like when the Yankees Derek Jeter.

I'm sorry, his name just blanked out.

But, like, that kind of amazing records, like, just to see, to be part of that is incredible.

Like, that would be phenomenal.

What a great day for Reds fans.

Like, yeah, baseball.

All baseball.

For him to do stuff again, it was great when Nolan Ryan took the strikeout record, all these things.

But one of the things I didn't realize is Pete Rose could really pull down some boon.

All right, let me try to locate this file again.

What's that?

What year did Pete Rose break that record, do you happen to know?

Oh, I think it was in the seventies.

Late seventies, I think it was.

I'm not 100% sure.

All right, let me see if I can find.

Maybe I can do it this way.

Here we go.

So.

So.

So Pete divorced his first wife, and then when he got to Philadelphia, he got a second wife, and here's his second wife.

Hello.

Not bad, huh?

Oh, you're spandex.

Yeah, tube tops and spandex.

Yay.

The eighties.

She had a couple kids there.

All right.

Then they got divorced.

Right?

Stunning.

She is younger, I bet.

I bet a lot younger.

And let me see if I can find his third.

She's a cokehead.

That's a lot of skinny.

That ring on her finger.

Holy shit.

Right, left hand.

Well, this was the eighties, right?

So that was when it was.

Oh, yeah.

That's all right.

So then after he got divorced from her, when he was, I don't know, he was in his sixties or seventies, he ended up meeting this woman right here.

She need a.

She need a passport?

Is that a woman?

Let me see if I can get this here.

Yeah, there she is.

Look at the cans on that asian chick.

I think they were probably.

Boy, you go, Pete Rose.

That's the ring rose going to get you.

We can only hope.

And then I think he had a couple of children with her, too, so, you know, there's a lot of couple.

Pete's.

Pete.

Pete Junior.

Pete Junior's here.

I'm just going to drag in.

So who else died?

Well, there was.

Soft goes.

She's super smart, though.

Yeah.

There's Maggie Smith.

Who is she?

I don't know who everybody made it be.

Oh, my gosh.

So she's been an actress, obviously, for years.

A humongous english actress.

She is a dame.

Or was, I suppose, but probably Harry Potter.

It's Professor McGonagall.

My kids were devastated.

They're like, Professor McGonagall died like they, like, I got text, sad text messages from them.

They're like, oh, no.

And they were devastated.

Well, but that's.

They.

This guy here, this is Taggart from the Beverly Hill cops.

And also.

What do you mean looks terrible?

He.

Look, he lost all that weight.

He was also in midnight Rome.

He looks ill.

Well, now he's dead.

Well, because he's skinny.

So you're fat all this time.

Then all of a sudden you lose weight, so you look good, and everybody says, oh, my God, look how bad he looks.

He looks sick.

Well, okay.

I don't know.

And then you wrote rep on him, like, wow, he died.

He's dead.

I know, but I didn't think he was that old, so he's not.

Budwegger said she was also on hook, sister.

She was in so many movies.

I don't know.

She is.

And then this guy here, dikembe Mutombo, he played for Houston, and then he played for the Philadelphia 76 ers.

What I remember about him is he was probably one of the tallest people in basketball at the time.

And he came from Africa.

They went to Africa and they said, hey, you know what?

This guy's so big.

He's got to be good at basketball.

He wasn't a.

But he could just stand there and dunk the ball.

So what he did.

Yeah, he had a voice like a cookie monster, basketball dripping, basketball near the rim.

I will stick her every time he.

Break his legs to fit him in a car.

They probably did have the breakfast.

No, I'm sure they have them for very tall people.

They had to put them on a flatbed to get him over to the gravesite.

My favorite thing about him, it's like, is his name is so memorable.

Like, I've never.

I don't watch basketball.

I'm not a basketball fan.

But I always remember, you know, you just knew of him because he was such a tall man and he had such a distinctive voice.

And I remember when he used to be in the GEICO ads, and the first thing that went through my head was when I heard he died, was there was a one liner, liners through the thing, and he was running through offices.

Like, people were trying to, like, do, like, throw their trash in the basket.

And he would, like, run by and be like, no, no, and smack the.

So you'd miss the basket.

And there was one line when he did it.

Oh, you mean today?

Not today.

And I think I'm like, this poor guy died.

And he's like, I'm like, not today.

It's all I could think of, like, poor man.

Well, the one thing that I know about him was that one time he went to dunk the ball, but he didn't, you know, he didn't realize that his face, it was like.

And he actually hit the rim with his mouth and knocked all his teeth.

So much.

Holy fuck.

Yeah.

There was chiclets laying all over the court.

I wish I had.

That must have hurt so much.

What got him?

I think cancer.

A brain cancer, I think.

Yeah, he died of brain cancer.

Poor man.

Poor bastard.

And a few others.

Yeah.

So anyhow, that's the deaths, I think.

Oh, and also John Amos from good times.

Good times.

I could have swore that guy seems like he died.

Like, I could have sworn I said, like, four times.

I thought we.

He died.

Well, it was funny because I saw the name come up, like, it started trending.

I'm like.

Like, he's dead.

And then I googled it.

He died.

They announced it yesterday, but he died in August.

Oh, really?

Like, what are you.

Wait, yeah, yeah, he was the dad on good times.

Well, he died on good times.

That's when, uh, Florida was.

Damn.

Damn.

Damn you.

I tried to watch good times.

I liked the Jefferson's a little more, but I tried that show.

Well, that's because your, uh, your good times was your project.

Uh, no, I watch what's happening all the time.

I love that.

Oh, what's happening was more of your middle class.

But Jefferson's, they were uptown.

Like, they.

They moved out of Archie Bunker's neighborhood.

That's how cuts are.

They were.

Yeah.

So.

Yep.

And Bud bugger says Frank Fritz from american pickers.

Oh, he died too.

Little.

The little bearded guy.

Yeah, he had cancer as well.

He had some health issues, like, a couple years back.

He had, like, a stroke or something.

And I think he never.

I don't know if he ever bounced back.

And I know they had.

They had, like, split up, like, due to some differences, but I thought they.

Okay, so the pickers went their own way.

Yeah.

And Chris.

Oh, Chris Christopherson.

That's right.

I'm sorry.

Let me get to Chris Christopherson because I.

I have him here too.

This is Chris Christopherson.

Get mad at me.

I can't help it.

This is the Barbara.

What I do.

Went to the wrong one.

Hold on.

Got the wrong scene here.

I know.

Hang on.

Let me get to.

Let me get to this one here.

Now, I know there's a funny spoof that they did on a star is born, which is what that image is from anybody who can see it.

If you google it, it's basically, it's a picture of Chris Christopherson and Barbra Streisand.

And they're.

They seem topless, at least that's what you see.

And then they're kind of leaning against each other.

It's very, like, obviously an intimate.

There we go.

That's when what's her name was hot.

Barbra Streisand.

That was when Barbara Streisand was hot.

That is Barbara stray.

Yeah.

Well, snl did a spoof on this, and they showed it where they were together, and then there was gum stuck in her hair and his beard.

And she's like.

He was a.

He was a very handsome mandev, from what I understand.

And he was a seller.

He was a singer, but I don't know any of his songs.

The album's called RF Dead.

Rip, rip, rip, rip.

Yeah.

All right.

Big yes.

So.

All right, everybody.

So that's it?

That's all the death notifications for this?

There was a lot, though.

Like, it just seemed like all of a sudden it was like one or two, and then you'll just kind of popped up.

Yes.

Kind of depressing.

I know.

All right, so here's one of my favorite topics of the night, one of my favorite segments of the week.

Duchess.

Not so much.

It's not my favorite.

Who is this knit with?

Your own pal, Eric Zane.

All right, so what is our old buddy up to?

Eric Zane?

So I was watching the other day, and, well, you know how it is with Eric.

He's in there.

He's doing his show.

He's talking to the chat.

And so let me know when you think something went wrong.

Pete Rose died.

Now?

No, sorry, immediately.

Right now.

All right, so here he's talking, he's telling the story about his daughter lost her purse and her daughter couldn't find the purse.

He was very upset that his daughter couldn't find a purse.

Okay.

And in the middle of the I can't find the purse story.

Maze in blue 27.

Put in the chat.

Pete Rose died.

Let's enjoy.

She gets.

And she's like, I can't find my purse.

Maze in blue writes, Pete Rose died.

Shut up, Dick.

I'll get to it.

How many you have been here before?

You don't just bust into my show and start fucking giving news, dumb fuck.

That's my job.

Let me just say something to you, Eric.

As a guy that has chat running the whole time, you know what you don't have to do?

You don't have to read every fucking chat all right, why don't you.

He puts in there, Pete Rose dies.

God forbid he interrupts your thrilling and entertaining story of your daughter losing her purse, which really could been a text.

But no, I mean, like he's in the middle of his daughter lost her purse and didn't know where it was and he was upset about it.

And God forbid a guy in the chat was like, what the fuck is this guy talking about?

Maybe we, I'm going to help this guy out.

I'm going to give him a story subject.

Yeah, I'm going to change the subject that maybe the people that are in here that might enjoy, I put in Pete Rose died, not Eric.

He sees that derail the show.

He can't, can't let it go.

He can't not read a chat.

He's, I gotta read every chat.

So here we go.

They're not even.

Have you lost your mind?

How many times do I have to go through this with people?

Chat.

Hold on.

Chat.

You're gonna get an education here.

Oh, I see, he's gotta get, oh my God.

I am going to teach the chat again.

Once again I have to stop the show.

And I'm pissed because I was right in the middle of a riveting lost purse story.

I will stop the show to educate the chat once again because of blaze Mays 27 or whatever his name is.

The guy from likes Michigan.

Last thing you want to do when I'm doing my goddamn show is to come in here and say, hey, guess what?

I got news.

Jeremy did this yesterday.

I politely told him to knock it off.

Now I'm getting annoyed.

Oh, now what the fuck is wrong with you?

What is wrong with you?

That guy wrote something in the chat that he found out that Pete Rose died and now you're screaming at him like a fucking lunatic.

Or maybe you just turn off the chat stream.

Yeah, he wrote Pete Rose died and here you are screaming at this poor guy.

What the fuck?

Dean says John, Eric already covered this.

Move on.

Yeah, Eric covered this.

I'm sure it gets better, Chris.

Way to grow your fan base.

Leave it to a Michigan fan.

Exactly.

Maize and blue 27.

Uh, Chris says, chris says leave it to a Michigan fan.

That's what this is.

Michigan fan.

Can't help it.

Stupid people.

I know Pete Rose died, asshole.

If you know about it.

I knew about it a day before he just died.

How did you know?

About what?

You psychic, how did you know he died?

You didn't know?

He just, he just died.

God damn.

Anyway, he just woke the dog up.

In the background, dogs like the fuck's he yelled about.

Now, I don't want to start giving people timeouts.

Timeouts.

Show the band coming out.

Look out.

Look, I wrote my shit down here, and one of the things I wrote on my list, Pete Rose, I'll get to it when the time is right.

Can you imagine being at a goddamn show?

Let's say a stand up act, and you're in the front row, and you just blurt some shit out?

He's gonna kick you right in the fucking throat.

All right, no stand ups.

They don't.

Speaker two, stand up show.

This is a podcast where you have chatters that come in here.

Now, why this whole time that with everything's going on, the chat's flowing over here with what a douchebag you are, all right?

Am I bringing them up?

Am I allowing that to derail the show?

No, I'm not.

I'm allowing them to do their chat.

And we will get to them or we won't.

It doesn't matter.

I mean, you got your haters over here.

Trust me, the line forms to the right.

But you just.

The thing is, he just.

He cannot allow the chat.

He can't let it go.

Like, someone puts it in and it just blows his mind.

Cause I was in the middle of telling this amazing lost purse story about my daughter.

And why would you put something interesting in?

Like, the guy who, Pete Rose, who broke the all time hit record, who got thrown out of baseball for gambling, that has three wives and, like, seven kids.

Why would you interrupt me with that kind of entertainment and screw up my story about the missing purse that I can't get to right now?

Because now I have to educate you.

I have to educate you.

You know, here's another thing that Eric does.

I'm going to explain a little podcasting, little behind the scenes stuff.

So when you.

You have a podcast, all right, what you do when you put a podcast out, you get money for advertising, all right?

So for every show that you put out, whatever it's called, you know, you get a rate, which is called CPM, which is a.

You get a certain amount of dollars for every thousand people that download your show.

Now, how would you be able to double your money?

Take your two hour show, cut it into two parts, and put it out the same day.

Oh, clever.

So you have part one and part two.

So what he does, he gets in the middle, because he does a two hour show.

He gets right in the middle.

He cuts it off, and he puts out two parts of the show so he can get more advertising.

Now, some people would say that's smart.

Okay, maybe.

But the other thing is, it's kind of a rip off.

You're kind of ripping off your advertisers.

He doesn't care.

Doesn't matter.

Well, I guess, you know, if you're.

If your audience is dropped in half, the next thing you got to do is you've got to put out two shows to get that money back up to where it originally was when you.

When.

When Maze and blue 27 leaves.

Because you just yelled at him in the chat for putting something on there that you chase away listeners all the time.

I'm going to have to find out.

The audience brings topics to the show that are more entertaining.

Hey, all you conversation.

People that know, if you know that guy, give him the link for the boomer bunker.

He's more than welcome to come here and put anything he wants in the chat.

I don't care.

There you go.

If you were here in front of me, I would do that now.

Shot.

You wouldn't do anything.

You're a shot the fuck up.

Okay?

You're a big puss.

You wouldn't.

You would not do anything.

You wouldn't touch this guy.

You would run and call the cops like you call every cop the cops all the time.

Somebody just made a.

Somebody sent my.

A t shirt and a bobblehead to my house.

Oh, my God.

Somebody.

I'm being threatened.

Yeah, somebody shared my wife's public Facebook post, sent someone over to their house and so, you know, to send a message, somebody parked in front of my.

Mailbox in a public street during a yard sale.

Oh, my God.

Just blurt some shit out.

He's gonna kick you right in the fucking throat.

Yeah.

If you were here in front of me, I would do that now.

You would not.

Shut up, asshole.

I gotta pull that clip.

That's a good one.

Son of a.

Really popping those people.

I don't know what I was talking about.

I was telling a story about something.

I'm completely derailed now.

Oh, God.

Imagine that.

Well, the most exciting thing was that he woke up.

He woke up the dog.

Yes.

Who is sleeping through his show.

Well, Eric made such a big stink about this that Pete Rose actually heard this from heaven.

And I'm praying at this place because if this thing doesn't play.

I'm fine.

Here we go.

Hey, everyone, Pete Rose here.

I talked to a few people here who said you guys could help.

I was on my last bear and reached out to my good friend Maze and blue 27 on Twitch.

Before I died, I knew I didn't.

Have long, and with all the recent.

Celebrity deaths, I feared my death would be missed.

I asked him to spread the word when it happened, which he did.

Unfortunately, he did so on the Eric Zane show podcast.

The twat of a twat host was busy talking about a lost purse and laid in to my friend for speaking out of turn.

It's a fucking podcast.

Suck my dick.

You know what I mean?

Mays just shared my fucking news as a comment, and this fucktard goes into a five minute tirade about people not commenting correctly.

What an asshole.

No one cares about your daughters inability to look under the car for her purse.

You think people are hanging on baited breath on Eric Zane lost purse caper?

I'm Pete fucking Rose, motherfucker.

My death is more important than your idiot daughter losing her purse.

Go fuck yourself, moron.

Anyways, a few people mentioned your show up here, and I will be checking it out, especially duchess.

She's got great cans.

From what I can see.

If I were still there, I'd love.

To try skipping second base, rounding third.

Base, and slide in deep at home base with her.

Watch it there, Pete.

That is my lovely lady friend you're talking about.

I will kick your ass.

Shut up, Mike.

You're not even dead yet.

Go do a dirty job or something.

Anyways, thanks for allowing me to speak on this matter.

I must be going now.

John Ashton and Kris Kristofferson just got here, and we are scheduled to tag.

Team Eric's mom in a bit.

Smell you later.

Go red.

Thanks, Pete.

Appreciate that.

Good job, Pete.

Oh, Dean says, say hi to Devin.

Yep.

Say hi to Dev.

It's not that maze.

Not that maze.

Not our comment maze.

It's not.

It's not our.

I don't know who it is.

Some of them weren't someone who's obviously University of Michigan fan.

So I can't wait to pull this clip and put it out so we can see it again.

I love.

What I do is I love to pull these things, and what I do is I tag Carl from who are these podcasts?

And also Christian blat from his co host.

From his co host.

From who are these broadcasts?

And so I was supposed to go on, who are these podcasts?

And then, who are these broadcasts?

And they've canceled twice on me.

Now, I have a feeling that Eric will not.

I think Eric is like, well, I don't want him on.

He's a big, scary guy.

I'll take anybody on if one of you.

Except the ones that can't.

What are you, retards?

Want to come on here and take my job?

Come on.

All right, I'm over here.

Let's talk about it.

Not him.

I don't want him.

Yeah, big scary says you.

Come out.

Rah rah rah.

Big scary bear.

Dean's.

Dean's ready to go, so whenever you need him.

Well, the Friday show is with the brominos.

That's one thing, but I think the next Saturday.

No, Tuesday is when they do.

Who are these broadcasts?

No, the in person.

What's that?

Oh, when he goes up to the magic bag.

Yeah.

I got to get tickets for Dean and Mike to go up there and confront him.

Let's see how tough he is.

I'll kick your ass out in the street real good.

He'll be hiding in a coat rack.

He'll be hiding the coke.

So, please.

I'm gonna go over.

There's two guys.

He'll call the police.

Of course he will.

I guarantee he'll call the police.

Whatever, petty little man.

Whatever, dude.

Whatever floats your fucking boat.

Hope your daughter found her purse.

Yeah, she did.

Oh, I'm sorry.

Let me.

After all that, he could find the purse, and then she backs out of the driveway and as she goes to look forward.

There's the purse here.

What happened was she dropped the purse and kicked it under the car and never realized it.

Oh, God.

That's a fascinating story.

Thank you so much for sharing.

I'm getting to the Pete rose story.

I've got 2 hours to fill here, and I don't have any material because I don't do any show prep.

Sounds like Roseanne barr.

You know how that could have easily been avoided?

It could have literally been.

I saw that, too.

We're getting to it.

How about not even saying a word?

Just let it go.

Let it go.

Let it go.

You don't have to read every chat.

Let it go.

Sparky says he was on the edge of his seat waiting for the ending to that story.

Sorry, Sparky.

Now it's like I'm ready for a cigarette.

It was just such a good ending to that story.

Wow.

I don't know what to do with myself now.

You got the vapors?

Do you?

Are you still got the vapors?

Micro pete rose and mike rowe fighting over you.

Is that what it is?

Yeah.

Pete Rose with the hair.

I don't know.

You didn't like.

You don't think you could handle the mo.

The mo.

Haircut.

There was a comedian I saw, and he was goofing on asian people, I guess, with, like, that Bruce Lee kind of shaggy cut.

Like, at one point, it seemed, like, very popular in movies, and he said that it was the.

That was the look.

It was like, you know, Bruce Lee, Bruce Lee, Bruce Lee, Pete Rose, Bruce Lee, Bruce Lee, Bruce Lee.

You know, I was like, oh, that's so bad.

But, like, Pete Rose with that.

That haircut.

It did mo.

It's so bad.

Yes.

So bad.

Even in the seventies.

That's bad hair.

That was bad haircut.

Dean, I would put your comment up there because it's funny, but I reminds me of something that I was doing here.

So I have a lot of podcasting stuff in the background, you know, in the.

In the back room over there, and I'm trying to organize it.

So I have all these mic cables for different things.

So I have one that's a male end to a female end, so that's heterocable.

And then you've got two male ends, that's homo, and then you've got two female ends, and that's lesbo.

So I was sorting my cables into lesbo, homo, and heteroz so that I know which ones are which.

What's wrong with that?

What if they're.

What if they're both, like, if they're different?

Are they different combinations?

One and one the other?

Sure.

That's male, female, male, females, hetero, male, male homo, female, female.

Gotcha.

Gotcha.

Okay.

Okay, I've covered all three.

There is no trans bow.

There is no transvo.

No transbo.

Nice.

Nice.

No trans boat.

Very nice, Joaquin.

You know, it's funny.

I used to work at one point, I used to sell computers on the phone, and it was all Apple computers.

And at the time, it was right when they discontinued all of the desktop computers and introduced the iMac.

So all the connections that were old, like these come SCSI cables and stuff like that, none of them would work on the iMacs because they're all USB.

So of course, the cable wars, like, all the adapters and everything.

So people used to, like, chain their.

Their components together.

So you'd have, like, if you had a desktop, you would have, like, an external drive, you would have a scanner, you'd have a printer.

And they all, like, they daisy chain them together.

So everybody didn't want to get rid all their stuff.

So we sold cables like crazy.

So people would have to describe the cables they have.

So it just made me think of, like, scuzzy cables and.

Yeah, because male to female adapters, it was insane.

Insane to sell those.

I made so much money because the conversion rate for selling a cable, which was like $0.08, but we'd sell them for, like, $20 because at the time, you couldn't get apple products, really anywhere except resellers.

Yeah.

So I would make a ton of money, and the guys like, I need cables.

Like, awesome.

Well, let's get a bunch since we'll make it up for your shipping.

And, you know, you sell like, $100 with cables, and the margin on it would be like 80%.

Like, yeah, I always like selling cables.

Always good.

But anyways, that was that stupid left turn.

That's what you made me think of.

That's fine.

It's no problem.

Hey, listen, Eric, let me just tell you something, all right, because somebody fuck yourself.

Who?

Me?

Don't call me Eric.

I didn't call you Eriche.

You did.

You said, okay, Eric.

No, no, I'm sorry.

That's not what I meant.

I want to talk to Eric Zane right now.

I'm not calling you Eric.

Let me try again.

Hey, Eric, let me just show you something.

What happened?

A while back, soft weekly made a comment.

I wasn't ready to address it at that point because I was doing something else, but now that's over, and I can go to soft weekly comment, and it says, make it quick.

Soup parties on that guy.

Jinx hates me.

Well, it's not only jinx.

There's a lot of people that don't like yourself.

But that's okay.

I'm glad to see her here.

So, see, what happened was I figured that I could go back to that comment later on.

I didn't have to stop because he interrupted my show.

He's not interrupting my show.

I interrupt my own show with something that made no sense.

So there you go, Eric.

That's how you do it.

I know that I'm not a radio guy or anything like that.

Done this for a few years, so I know kind of what I'm doing.

All right, let's get to the 2024.

In 2024.

You guys are almost there, man.

Yeah, it's close.

I think it's all right.

Before we get started with this, have you figured out what we're going to do once you get there?

Did you and Josh come up with a plan?

We're working on it, so.

Yeah.

Okay.

So we've got.

We've.

We've got 12% of a plan.

No, he's got something in mind, so we're working it out.

Okay, good.

It's in discussion.

So Josh is going to figure out what's going to happen and he's going to let you know.

Yes.

Well, we're.

Yeah, I'll let you know.

Shut up.

Well, he does a majority of the work, but I think his feedback is very important because he's doing it and he has some really good ideas.

So I like them.

So we talk about, you know, something.

I just, I just thought of something.

There could be a transbow cable.

It wouldn't be, it'd be an adapter.

And what you would do is you would plug it in.

It would be male to male.

That would turn it into a female.

That would be the transbow, but it would be connector.

So that does actually could happen.

All right, let's get into the 2020.

4 miles in 2024, Duchess is at 1873.

And Josh is, I mean, you guys are neck and neck.

We're very close.

Yeah, it's amazing.

You guys are, well, you just crossed out of Utah.

You actually, this week you went across the four corners where you would have been in Utah, Colorado, New Mexico, and Arizona at the same time.

I saw some girl get up and she went to that spot where they all, that's called the four corners.

I guess it's a park or something.

Yeah, she went there and she got, she did a handstand and then she walked.

And she says, I walked.

I walked all my hands through four states.

So I thought that was pretty interesting.

Yeah.

Josh.

Josh is so, I'm so close to catching up with him.

I really am.

I know this is, and it's driving you crazy, isn't it?

Well, I know I'm going to get, I'm going to get my 20 miles on Saturday for sure.

That's my big hike is this weekend.

Okay.

And then look at, look at Mister Decaf.

He's coming up.

He's getting close.

Dragging you along.

We're in Colorado, 16, 8 miles.

Get it.

Mister Decaf, I appreciate you like, you.

All right, so Josh sent us a note.

Yes, I have a recap.

So after hiking together for a month, the duchess and I parted ways at the Colorado border.

What little Lita had built up running a pair of half marathons earlier this month will be offset by her mammoth march this weekend.

And I expect the race to be down to the wire as we close in on Sin City.

Before crossing into Arizona, the recently self proclaimed size queen.

Thank you, John stopped at Memorial Rock, Boulder of near death in Dolores, Colorado on May 24, 2019.

An 8.5 million pound sandstone boulder broke loose, rolled 1000ft down a hill.

Plowed a 15 foot wide trench through Colorado Highway 145 and came to rest in a field on the other side.

Even though Highway 145 is a heavily traveled road, no one was injured and only one vehicle was dented.

Imagine trying to explain that to Jake at State Farm.

Mister Decaf, also known as Matt, has been wearing out the soles of his shoes this month.

With John on his shoulders, John at least cut him some slack last weekend.

It didn't make him carry him on his tunnel.

The tower race.

Congrats on that, by the way.

You wouldn't catch me driving that tunnel, never mind running it tonight.

They are in Glenwood Springs, Colorado, the resting place of 18 hundreds.

Gunslinger Doc Holliday.

Can anyone else hear John on the Mister Decaf's backs going, I'm your huckleberry.

Bonus points if you say it in the accent.

I don't know the accent.

Oh, okay.

I passed through Thompson Springs, Colorado a few weeks back and stopped off at a gas station mini mart named Jackass Joe's, also known to the locals as area stupid.

I picked up a bumper sticker for Air Force one.

Now that I've finally reached Utah, I decided to catch an NHL preseason game at the newly relocated hockey franchise here in Salt Lake.

It's too bad they are still the trash team from Arizona with different branding.

Yes, I know.

John doesn't care about hockey.

This is where he glosses over in the I don't care, I don't care clip plays in his mind.

He play it on the show.

If he could figure out how to make sound effects work, fuck it.

I'll fix it in post.

Hopefully we'll be at the penny slots before next month's recap.

Your fellow walker, still not Jason.

Signed Josh.

There you go.

I love his account.

There's so much fun.

So much fun.

He does a great job writing these.

We need to hear the I don't care, I don't care.

So I have it on here.

I don't know if I have it on here yet.

I'm having.

I'm still trying to get stuff into the in here.

I don't have the I don't care, I don't care.

I won yet.

Sorry, guys.

Did put the link in for the Doc Holliday clip, which is great from Tombstone.

If you've ever seen that with Kurt Russell.

Where is it he put it?

It was literally in the notes that he sent.

Oh, I didn't see link.

I just grabbed the thing like I normally do.

No one told me there was an extra.

I apologize.

I did not know there was an extra thing there.

I was very busy this week.

I think most people, you are.

You're a busy little guy, hustling and bustling.

All righty.

I think that's it.

You got anything else that I miss?

Anything that I can think of?

Oh, I'm sorry.

I got the Philadelphia Eagles, my team.

Oh, we didn't talk about fantasy football at all.

We didn't talk about fantasy football.

Yeah.

Cause you know why?

Cause I'm getting my ass kicked every week.

I got my ass kicked by rhymes with nothing this week.

And he auto draft.

I know.

So I get to play my daughter this week, which should be fun.

And the team, if the, she cut her court, we traded quarterbacks, which I traded her.

So you ruined her, Jalen.

Yeah, I traded that, and I got Patrick Mahomes, and then she got it in the bye week, so she has to put in her backup quarterback, too.

So I feel bad for her, but.

I play your other daughter this week.

Oh, you do?

That should be pretty good.

Oh, my God.

And you played the fake fan this week and she.

How close was that?

Were you sweating near the end?

It was.

And let me tell you what.

When I, when it first popped up, like last week, I think we talked about it.

It popped up and I'd made some changes and it, like, dropped me.

It was, I was at like maybe like 40%, and I swapped a couple people and it dropped me down to 20.

I'm like, oh, put it back.

Put it back.

And it got to the point I'm like, there's no one else I can swap out.

Like, I just, it just has to be this way.

And it yo, the, because she had Thursday night game and then she played early on Saturday.

So a lot of my team really activated later Saturday or Sunday games.

A lot of my teams activated later for Sunday.

And then she had Monday both people.

She had people on both games on Monday nights.

So it was a nail biter to the end.

I had to wake up Tuesday morning and literally the first thing I did was I shut my alarm and I'm like, did I win?

I think it was like seven points.

Or something like that was, it was very close.

So I was sweating it because I'm like, she's a fake, man.

I can't let her beat me.

But she was, she had some good picks in there for sure.

She would have swapped out her kicker.

She would have been the kicker.

She would have different kicker.

Yeah, it was, it was very close.

I think we're in the, it was under ten point difference.

I don't remember exactly how much, but it was definitely under ten.

And it was a good game.

It was, it was a good matchup.

I had fun with it because I was sweating because it, I was not slated to win most of it.

And then towards the end on Sunday, like, it, I, you know, like, you watch the percentages and I'm like, it's looking good.

And then Monday I'm watching her percentage get closer and I'm like, no, it's not good.

It's not good.

But definitely, it was definitely fun.

And, you know, I feel bad.

There's so many injuries.

I know.

Mister decaf, his team is like, decimated.

It's crazy.

I mean, he's not.

Next year we're going to have, we're only going to have eight teams in a league because this way you can get other players and you can make it competitive.

But it is competitive because you have to hustle now.

Now instead of, like, you're able to load your team up with all the top players now you have to really kind of scramble a bit and it makes those top players, like, spread out.

So I'm kind of not mad at it because it made me look, and I did auto draft for like, the last chunk of it.

And a couple people I've auto drafted have done very well.

And I'm like, should have done this earlier.

Yeah, the auto draft will just take the top player of whatever is at that, whatever's open and just you get that top player.

So I'm pretty sure that's how a lot of people are doing.

Well, my team sucks and we're going to eight teams because I want better players.

So then I had a question for you.

Okay, I'm sorry.

Go ahead.

What's your question?

Well, I was going to say since you said you had to get the Jamingo stench off of Jalen Hurts, but you gave him to your daughter, who's the same as the Jamingo anyway.

Well, yeah, but see, I'm a mush, not you, right?

Yeah, I'm the mush.

So I gave it and he still, he played like shit anyhow.

He threw an interception.

It's just ridiculous.

So they, they played so bad.

I mean, the Eagles didn't have a first down until six minutes before the half.

And, you know, and then he came back a little bit, but then they lost.

So this guy here is basically me as he melts down about the Eagles.

This is what being a fan is about.

This is, this is what being a fan is.

About?

We're down 24 to seven, and I'm still screaming, fly, eagles fly.

What the fuck is wrong with me?

I mean, I knew we wasn't really going to score like that going into the motherfucking game.

We don't got half our fucking lineup.

O line and rob receivers.

I didn't think we was going to.

Score, but I didn't think we would.

Let up 24 points to fucking Baker Mayfield beforehand.

Oh, they got the bucks have a good game plan.

They had a good bro broker.

Mayfield ran a read option and ran.

Through a fucking quarterback's chest to get a touchdown.

He's a quarterback.

Your job is to hit.

Your job is to tackle.

You can't tackle a fucking quarterback.

What are you doing?

Baker Mayfield ran a red option, walked through.

One of our quarterbacks, stood in the end zone and stood over top of you.

He might as well shot you right there, bro.

You got no stripes.

Take your fucking Eagles jersey off.

I don't give a fuck if we lose by 50 fucking five.

Have some fucking heart.

Don't let nobody just walk in the fucking end zone.

We paid you.

We paid you 25 mil.

$25 million to let Baker Mayfield walk.

In a fucking end zone.

Dog, what the fuck is going on with you?

Y'all got Michael Strahan at halftime talking.

Through his fucking gap about how bad the Eagles is.

I smack the shit out of the whole fucking lineup.

Fuck wrong with y'all?

Get some heart and get inside the.

Fucking game and make shit happen.

Aww.

That shit made me so fucking angry.

You would have thought that motherfucker was Cam Newton.

You would have thought.

You would have thought that was Saquon on the other team.

It's fucking Baker Mayfield.

So I think he's a little something someone.

Baker Mayfield, I think he was.

Kept going up and up and up.

Sparky says, stop spitting on me.

Boomer Bob weighs in with 295 to the goal, everyone.

Come on, let's knock this out.

Knock this out for the winter.

Oh, my God.

So I am enjoying.

So who are these podcasts?

We're actually the guy from.

Nobody likes onions.

On Fridays.

They used to do the show where they would shit on stuttering John all week while they've changed it to.

And they call it this little piggy because he's a pay piggy.

Aaron Mholt from the steel to morning show.

And they go over what Aaron has done that week.

And I'm sorry.

It's just delicious.

I can't believe, you know, again, when I first started watching the show, it's not the show that's there now.

When I first started watching the show, it was enjoyable.

He could hold an audience.

He did pretty well with it and all.

And then all hell broke loose.

He lost his wife.

You know, they got a divorce.

Now he's in trouble for sending revenge porn.

It's just, you know, it's.

He's.

You know, he's going to court.

He might have to go to jail.

I mean, there's.

He's.

There's nobody there that has talked to him to allow him to.

Or maybe they did, maybe they don't.

He changed his whole studio around.

It looks horrible.

His camera angles are bad.

I don't know.

And he keeps coming on there, and he keeps begging and begging for money, and it's even.

People keep giving him money.

Yeah, but it's getting like.

In other words, the begging is getting so bad now that the best part of the show is the begging is to watch him melt down and hug himself and.

Oh, I gotta.

I can't do this.

I'm gonna have to go get a job.

And it is.

Yeah.

When I defended the show, it wasn't the show that it is now.

I'm just gonna say that.

That being said, I.

And I thoroughly enjoy the meltdown of him trying to make the goal every.

Week and should pair up with Eric Zane.

He is Eric.

They.

Eric Zane is the steel toe of Grand Rapids, Michigan.

Or wherever the fuck he lives.

That where he lives?

Grand Rapids?

Desperation.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

It's the same thing.

He is.

Eric is the steel toe of Grand Rapids, Michigan, in my humble opinion of all dormers.

There you go.

Bob says, what job could he get?

Well, I'll tell you one thing about Aaron.

He is a salesman.

He could.

Huntsville, Hudsonville.

I'm sorry.

Hudsonville.

That's where he is.

Hudsonville.

Yeah.

Hudsonville.

Could be a salesman.

He could be a salesman.

He could be.

He could be some kind of salesman.

Yeah.

He's got the gift of.

You know what?

I have never found him entertaining like you would talk about him and I before all the bullshit with him.

I.

I don't know why he.

I think I've told you.

He just.

He's yelly.

He's just.

There's something about his manner, and I never liked the way he talked to his wife when she was on, and I don't know.

There's just something about him.

So I guess you have that, uh.

Some kind of, uh.

Would you call that women's intuition about him?

Maybe.

I just.

I just didn't care for his.

I don't like the beg.

Like, it's such a shameless beg all the time.

I don't care for.

For that.

And, you know, I don't.

I didn't listen enough where I thought he actually said anything funny, because I feel like it wasn't funny.

And most of the time, I tuned in.

He was just begging for money.

Anyway, so, yeah, I introduced the show to Mike, and Mike liked it, and he says, I got your back on that steel toe was a much better show a year ago.

Total nosedive since.

I don't know, you know, it's almost like I said, you don't know how long it's going to last, but, you know, it's.

It's.

You definitely know that it's going down.

Police.

You know, that's how long this show's gonna last.

Be like, we have a warrant.

Shut it down.

Shut it down.

Yeah, that's what it's gonna be.

That's.

That's how he's gonna go out.

But anyhow, this little piggy is on YouTube.

It's on the.

No one likes onions.

I don't know what you would call it.

His channel.

I'm sorry.

His channel.

So, if you were a fan of Steeltoe and you, like, actually going to, uh, watch this shit show go on, uh, no one does this better than Patrick Melton.

When he talks about Steeltoe.

I mean, he just.

It's amazing.

And that's the guy I actually do listen to.

I listened to him a couple of times, and he made me laugh because he just, like, he'll put a clip on him, and he just roasts him.

It's so mean.

I laugh.

Like, I'm just, like.

I thoroughly enjoy this.

And I don't know most of the players.

I don't know anybody other than, like, a few, but just to hear him destroy him, it makes me laugh.

So mean.

I love it because I just don't care for him so much.

I'm like, this guy's funny.

Yeah, steel toads.

Like, he would say, you know, this show.

You know, this show's got to go on.

I got to make this much money.

And Patrick, you go it.

He says, this is a good show.

And Patrick would go, it's not.

It's not.

It's really not yet mellow about it.

He basically.

Patrick Melton basically took that show and destroyed it.

He talked about his wife so much that his wife quit the show, and that's what started all the trouble, because they.

They were picking on her.

Women can't they were mean to her.

Well, they were mean, but she, I mean, she didn't help herself by going onto his show.

And I'm not saying she was asking for it, but she went on like very scantily dress like.

She, I don't know, she put herself, she put herself in some danger.

I will say danger, quote, quote.

But she kind of placed herself in that situation.

I don't know if he was looking for her to come on or like, because he had no host and she needed to come on because I didn't find them entertaining.

I did, I don't know, whatever I did at first, but then ever since.

She'S cute, you know, you're watching her.

I get it.

Like, you know, I don't think it was that I enjoyed that.

I enjoyed the back and forth between it, them between them.

I thought she was his best co host, to be honest with you.

Probably was.

But he's kind of like Eric Zane where he's alien, alienated his, all his fans.

There was people that used to be his moderators and stuff like that.

They, they go on shows to just break his balls.

Like, I think next Wednesday, I got to double check.

I'm probably going back on the BYB podcast with Jody B and Quad father.

Yeah.

And then, you know, we'll go on there.

And then there's, guys are calling me like a, you know, a simp for Steeltoe.

It's not that.

It's not the way anymore.

But Bob says it's hard to believe.

Aaron was doing twenty k a month on twitch at one time.

Really?

He was bringing in that kind of money.

Yeah.

And then he got thrown off of twitch.

And then he went to YouTube and it's been slowly going down and down and down and down.

Well, when he was on radio in Minnesota, he was also doing twitch at the same time.

So when he went to commercial breaks, he would go on Twitch.

He built an audience from there.

Then when he quit the show, he just went and started doing twitch.

And they said he was making $20,000 at twitch.

Well, that's what Carl says anyhow, from WATP and someone who's making some fucking money.

Yeah.

And at that point, he must have done something in twitch, just, you know, poofed his channel.

So then he goes to YouTube and it's the whole super chat and all that.

But again, I think that he's dumb.

There's ways for him to make money.

Oh, here's the other thing that, so here's the other thing that the, this little piggy show does, they've got to make the goal.

So it's the whole goal.

And what Aaron does is because YouTube takes 30%, so if he gets a $10 super chat, he goes, okay, we take five of that.

That goes towards the goal because so, and then two dollar super chats, they don't even count that towards the goal because that's only like a dollar or something.

And so if you like, if someone gave him $100 through there, he goes, okay, we take $70 from that, and that goes towards the goal because YouTube gets the other.

When I first started listening, the hundred hours, the whole thing came off the goal.

When I first started listening, then, you know, he started taking, well, costing him money.

So there, you know.

Yeah.

Then he gets, if he gets money on PayPal or Venmo.

Venmo, I don't think takes anything.

If maybe they did take a percentage, but he still takes, like, again, I think he takes like the 30% off.

It's a whole shit show over there and it's fun to watch.

I'm sorry, I just, I love watching it.

All right, everybody, it's slow burn.

Wait, one more thing.

I didn't share what happened to me at the gym last week.

Oh, I didn't think you were going to.

Well, you didn't.

We didn't have the opportunity to bring it up, so real quick.

So I go to the gym usually every morning, I'm there by five, and I'm usually wrapping up to leave by 66, 36, 40.

However, the time works.