Chatacus Interruptous | Episode 260

Hey, how's it going, everybody?

Welcome to the Boomer bunker, the podcast.

It's not friends with school shooters.

I am one of your hosts, John Chamingo.

And over there, that person over there, Captain Giggles, over there, my podcast partner in crime, she stepped out on me last night with the Shiznit podcast.

I caught her.

I caught her cheating.

Ladies and gentlemen, I don't caught you.

The duchess.

How you doing, Duchess?

Good evening.

It was a big surprise to see you on BT's podcast last night.

We haven't talked about this since it started, but.

So Brian sends me a link and says, hey, we're doing a five minute thing.

And I'm like, I don't know anything about wrestling, Brian.

I love Brian.

We did find out a lot about what he thinks of this show last night, which was funny, but I said, okay.

So I did find a story about wrestling.

So I said, all right, I'll.

Come on.

I could do.

Trust me, I could do five minutes on anything.

Which he said, do it.

So then he brings me in.

Who's in there with him?

The Duchess.

Sit right there.

I was like, oh, hey.

It was like I walked in on my wife with another guy.

I was like, hey, what the hell's going on?

You didn't even tell me.

You didn't tell me who was calling who a cheater.

You didn't tell me you were going on.

I'm a guy.

I'm hanging out with my buddy.

I don't have to tell you I'm hanging out with another guy.

What is.

I certainly don't.

It was just funny.

Cause we, you know, I bopped into the streamyard link, and then, like, 10 seconds later, he pops John in.

And I was like, john, it was so funny.

You look just as surprised as we.

Were both like, what was that?

What the hell?

What's going on there?

What was that all about?

All right, so listen, I've been playing around with what we use here to run the show, and I've been taking classes.

I've got new things going on here.

So listen, we gonna have a little bugs I gotta work out.

I'm trying different things to make it easier for me.

Like, I can switch cameras now.

This is the duchess's favorite angle.

I can go back to this one and over to this one and all this other good stuff.

So I have all that.

And I.

You know the thing, I always get upset because I don't think people like when things go wrong on a podcast and, you know, they start talking about it.

Well, I have to tell you, I listened to a show called, well, it's actually a YouTube channel called no one likes Onions.

The reason I do that is because he goes all in on Aaron Emholt and just, it just berates him.

It's amazing.

So Jason Ami is asking what kind.

Of classes it is.

Ecamm live.

It's ecamm live.

So.

And what I did, this, everything we you see right now is all brand new.

It's all built and it's all brand new.

Everything, every scene we're going to do, it's all brand new.

So I don't think that when someone has problems, it's fun to listen to.

Well, the guy who's been podcasting for, he says, 20 years, I don't know, he changed his whole audio setup and he went to a rodecaster pro and he had nothing with problems with it last night.

And he would not stop.

He, his add kicked in.

He was like, I gotta fix this.

I could not stop listening to it and roared through the whole thing.

I'm like, oh, my God, is this what I sound like?

The first 25 minutes of it was some of the best, well, YouTube channel stories I've ever seen.

So anyhow, we're going to get in that.

We got a lot of stuff to talk about.

So much, so much that the debate was on last night.

We were going to try to, I said, hey, would you guys want us to live stream this?

And I got.

Bud Vugar is like, yes, yes.

He was the only one.

I'm like, well, I'm not.

I know.

Don't be wrong.

Love Bud vugar, but I'm not going to go in there and just do this for Bud vugar.

And you know what?

I'm glad I didn't because I got a chance to really pay attention to that.

Yeah.

All right, so what I want to ask you, Duchess, cause I guess this is what we're going to get into first.

What did you think about the debate?

What were your thoughts on the debate?

Well, I think overall, if I had to pick who, who was, who came out ahead, it was definitely JD Vance.

He remained calm.

He was able to discuss the issues.

Did he tap dance around a few things?

Yeah, but you expect that it's a debate and you're very limited on time.

I just appreciated the way he answered things and I liked the fact that, I'll give Tim wall some credit.

They were very civil and very engaging with each other, and I like that.

I don't, personally, I'm not a big fan of attack segments.

Like that type of thing, so.

But I did, I did like it.

I disagreed with a few things.

Of course, there's always some topics that, you know, everybody has their own topics, so there's a few things I disagreed on, but for the most part, no, I had, I have some, of course, disconcerting on the issues on that, but.

I'm so sick of talking about it.

I just want it over with.

God, these broads will never shut the fuck up.

Yappy, yappy, yappy.

My body, my choice, man.

Name.

I don't care.

I don't care.

There's so much more going on.

Then let us fucking do what we want.

You know what?

Fine.

You know what?

Here's the problem with women and any kind of thing that they want, they don't shut the fuck up about it until you're just like, I don't care.

I don't care.

Go ahead, rip it out.

I don't care.

Pull it out of your vagina, put it on the table and hit it with a fucking hammer.

I don't care.

I'm sorry.

Okay, what was that?

What were you talking about?

But I'm the one that talks and yells about it, okay?

It's 30 seconds of ranting.

Women drive us fucking crazy.

And there's not a guy in this audience or not a guy that's listening to this, sitting there going, he's right, you know, I'll tell you, the other day I was told we were talking something about my wife and I, and she wanted something.

I'm like, I don't think we should do that.

And she just nag and nagging, nagging, nagging.

You're finally like, if this will shut you the fuck up, I'll do it.

I don't care what it is.

Wow, sounds super healthy.

Okay.

Yeah, it's a great.

How long you been divorced, John?

Grumpy old man living in a basement.

But okay, I don't live in a.

Big, well, you know what?

I kind of spend more time down here than I do any other place.

But yeah, okay, I'll be like the basement dweller.

We change your name to Jamingo the basement dweller.

Well, that's where all your stuff is.

That's like your podcast dungeon.

Literally dungeon.

So it is.

No, it's, it's.

I am very much looking forward to the election being over.

Well, I'm the outcome.

Well, of course, of course.

If it's the proper outcome.

But it's exhausting because it's.

And the ads haven't even started yet.

Like they've started, but they're not going to be anything.

Give it like two weeks before and it's.

We're just going to be pummeled.

But a good job.

Louise is absolutely right.

Women's nag until compliance.

That.

That is absolutely 100% true.

John will grow in the dark, will glow in the dark from all the radon he's taking in.

Oh yeah, that's right.

You know, I never checked down here.

Maybe there is radon.

Well, whatever.

I only got a few more times left.

I'm down there next week.

I'll see if I have a little detector coming.

Boomer Bob's little group.

He says, boomer Bob, when I get my free housing voucher because I've had ten kids, it will affect your cost of housing.

You can stay at my place.

Wait a minute, let's try this again.

Hang on, Boomer Bob, when I get my free housing voucher because I've had ten kids.

She's had ten kids.

That's not true.

No, no no no.

I think she's just stating like, as a woman, if she's had ten kids, it's gonna affect your cost of housing.

Right.

It's a little vague.

Okay?

I think that's what she meant.

All right.

Hey, you know what?

Later on we've got.

Who are.

Who is this nitwit segment of.

Mm hmm.

French kiss, baby.

French.

French kiss.

Wow.

Who gets that?

I'm sorry, did I say french kiss?

Talking about women.

French kiss.

Where the hell's your mind at, John?

I don't know.

Now they want my fucking hat.

Now you're all fired up.

I'm all fired up.

Louise.

You can have the hat and the french kiss.

How about that?

All right, so here's what I.

Are you done?

I'm sorry because I keep interrupting you like a dick, but.

Yeah, but women go on.

We go on.

All right, so here's what I think about the debate last night.

I thought.

I was surprised how, what?

I believe how well, I thought Tampon Tim Wells did.

I thought he did a lot better than I thought.

Although, you know, he was a little shaky herky jerky when he first got out there.

Oh my God.

Right?

He's witching.

Yeah.

And disconcerting to watch him.

And they hit him with a question and he, you know, he wasn't ready for that.

But you know something?

They.

Again, panicked eyes was just.

Sorry.

I know.

So.

And then he did the word Sal.

And we might as well get into this now because I can.

I can do the debate thing.

So the first thing he does is he comes in and he's, he's like, hey, works for Kamala.

Let me try a word salad.

Here we go.

You said you were in Hong Kong during the deadly Tiananmen Square protests in the spring of 1989, but Minnesota public.

Radio and other media outlets are reporting.

That you actually didn't travel to Asia until August of that year.

Can you explain that discrepancy?

Yeah.

Well, into the folks out there didn't get at the top of this.

Look, I grew up in small, rural Nebraska, town of 400.

Town that you rode your bike with your buddies till the streetlights come on.

And I'm proud of that service to ride around with your bike and friends.

This little east street, he cannot speak under pressure.

He literally, he panicked, like, every, almost every question he answered, you know, they start, they.

Both of them did that whole, like, I was run up in the middle, you know, that whole middle class or low income, whatever, which is super annoying way to start your sentence.

But he just could not get through it.

Every question, he just, like you said, he vapor locks.

He was just like, let me get this out.

And then he almost forgets what he has to answer.

Mm hmm.

I agree.

I think they had to remind him one time, like, that's not.

All right, so here we go.

Joined the national Guard at 17, worked on family farms.

And then I use the GI bill to become a teacher.

Passionate about it, a young teacher.

My first year out, I got the opportunity in the summer of 89 to travel to China 35 years ago, be able to do that.

I came back home and then started a program to take young people there.

We would take basketball teams, we would take baseball teams, we would take dancers, and we would go back and forth to China.

The issue for that was, was to try and learn.

Now, look, my community knows who I am.

They saw where I was at.

They look, I will be the first to tell you, I have poured my heart into my community.

I've tried to do the best I can, but I've not been perfect.

And I'm a knucklehead at times, but it's always been about that.

Those same people elected me to Congress for twelve years.

And in Congress, I was one of the most bipartisan people working on things like farm bills that we got done working on, veterans benefits.

And then the people of Minnesota were able to elect me to governor twice.

So, look, my commitment has been from the beginning to make sure that I'm there for the people, to make sure that I get this right.

I will say more than Katie's there.

Like, what the fuck is he talking about?

He looks like we.

Can we just get to some of the comments?

All right.

Deuce says, what's that drop?

Get to the fucking point.

Where is it?

I'm sorry.

Yeah, I'm sorry.

And then.

Wait, wait.

Where'd it go?

Pelorido said Tim looked like Eric Zane when he saw Jamingo's comment pop up.

Like, just.

I'm a knucklehead.

We got to score before halftime and go for it on fourth down.

You know?

Get a fucking point.

There it is.

Yeah, it's just too funny.

Jody over in Rumble says he looks like a queer in the headlights.

You know what?

I'm sorry, but this is what I'm going to do.

You know what?

Chat.

I love you.

I love you, but this is.

I'm going to steal your jokes.

When you put a joke out there that's really good.

I'm just taking it.

I'm not going to give you any credit for it.

No, no, I'm not a credit.

I want to be the funny guy on my podcast.

I can't have the chat funnier than me.

I'm just stealing your jokes.

We'll need them to keep giving us jokes.

Yeah, I know, but listen, if I use your line and you don't get that, that should be your credit.

Enough.

I used your line.

Just telling you that from now on, I'm not going to say anything.

I'm just going to steal somebody's line.

Sorry, jody.

All right, here we go.

Let's go back to the queer and the headlights.

Many times.

I will talk a lot.

I will get caught up in the rhetoric.

But being there, the impact it made, the difference it made in my life.

I learned a lot about China.

I hear the critiques of this.

I would make the case that Donald Trump should have come on one of those trips with us.

I guarantee you he wouldn't be praising Xi Jinping about COVID And I guarantee you he wouldn't start a trade war that he ends up losing.

So this is about trying to understand the world.

It's about trying to do the best you can for your community, and then it's putting yourself out there and letting your folks understand what it is.

My commitment, whether it be through teaching, which I was good at, or whether it was being a good soldier or was being a good member of Congress, those are the things that I think are the values that people care about.

Governor, just to follow up on that.

The question was, can you explain the discrepancy all I said on this was I got there that summer and misspoke on this, so I will just.

That's what I've said.

I lied.

I just lied.

So I was in Hong Kong and China during the democracy protest went in, and from that I learned a lot of what needed to be in governance.

Yeah.

What is it they say?

Those who can do and those who can't teach?

Exactly.

My favorite is when they.

They did the follow up.

He's like, well, I just, blah, blah.

And then, and then he stood there for a moment and it was just silence.

So he's like, I have to keep talking.

And so he just kept going and going and going to fill the silence.

It was.

I was very uncomfortable watching him because I was in my brain, I was like, oh, God, he's so fucking up.

It's so like, I couldn't imagine being on this, in the spotlight like that.

Like that would center stage and he's already fucking it up.

But he has 20 minutes in speaker three.

He is.

If you elect him, he's one step away from the presidency.

I know.

Here's the other thing.

He can't get his words out.

I mean.

Well, he.

So here's what I think.

I would actually.

I would like it if they got rid of Trump and Harris and had JD run against walls.

To me, I would rather have JD as the president than Trump.

Just because.

Now, don't get me wrong, I understand Trump is an entertainer, but he can't do what JD.

JD was a masterful way of debating.

They was very.

Yeah, they.

He took the questions and they tried to get them.

They tried again January 6.

How many times we got talked about January 6.

And then, see, this is where I felt that JD stumbled and.

And I to up the same point.

Walls stumbled is when they tried to make them explain what their running mates did.

So, you know, they ask him the question of, you know, what about the 2020 election?

I would have been.

Again, see, I would have said, are we talking about the 2020 election again?

He does.

Trump doesn't believe he lost.

Okay.

And so he says that.

And it.

And so you say that there's no evidence.

Well, you know, there's kind of a lot of evidence if you look for it, but you guys won't do your job and look for the evidence.

So there is no evidence when you don't look for it.

All right, well, Hillary still maintained 2016 was taken from her.

Yeah.

Okay, so were we talking about that stolen from her stolen election.

Right.

He was an illegitimate president.

Yeah.

Is that the same thing?

Kind of.

Kind of like the illegitimate child that Kamala Harris husband had with the babysitter?

That's the kind of same thing.

There's more.

We're worried about 2024.

The 2020 election was four years ago.

We can't go back and change what happened there.

It doesn't matter.

Trump left on the 21 January like he was supposed to.

And you know what?

We'll be ready to move back in again on the 21 January.

And he only has one more term, so he's going to leave after that.

So you guys have to worry about any of that stuff.

But you still like to harp on that.

So here we are again.

That's just the way I feel about it.

All right, so remember, we have the, this is our segment, the can't understand normal thinking segment.

All right, thinking.

So, yeah, thinking.

I remember.

Look, I got it right.

See, I told you.

Went back and did that.

Redid everything.

All right, so after the debate.

After the debate, I went to listen to all the shows afterwards, the after debate shows, I listened to Fox, I listened to Megyn Kelly, I listened to CNN, and I went over to MSDNC.

And as soon as it was, oh.

My God, they were bonkers.

Rachel Maddow, when I listened to this, my jaw hit the floor.

This is what she said.

I think the big picture takeaway from this is that one of these candidates is much slicker than the other, is a much more practiced kind of professional debate style speaker.

And the other candidate won.

Candidate won.

Were you watching the same debate I was watching?

How the fuck does that even happen?

Clearly out of her mind.

Clearly.

She's so biased.

Oh, my God, Sparky, I'm with you.

I can't stand that.

Can't understand normal thinking.

That's the truth.

Really?

Yeah, she.

It is.

It was shocking that some people maintained like, oh, waltz did great.

No, he didn't.

He was sweaty and stammering.

He could.

He looked scared to death on a couple occasions.

I mean, yeah, he was all.

He looked like he was so many camera angles.

Yeah, there's so many.

That camera is on YouTube all the time.

And my favorite were the split screens when he would just like, every time JD would say something, he was like.

He'd write it down, I think JD, what?

Wrote something down a couple times.

Like, he didn't need.

He had it, which is impressive.

He was able to respond, like, so quickly.

So on the.

My favorite was he's sitting there and he's looking at walls talking.

And then walls would say something.

He would look back at the camera.

Like, it was like, fourth wall break.

It was wonderful.

It was like in the office when they, like, look at the camera.

I was like, oh, my God.

I, it's so brilliant.

Like, and the memes that are going to come out of that are going to be, are amazing.

And it was.

Yeah, like a deadpool or anything else.

He just, just him cutting it, not turning his head, but just cutting his eyes a bit.

I was like, fabulous.

I mean, that was just great.

All right, so let's, let's listen to Rachel.

There was one bad moment for Tim Walls in this debate where he got mixed up and embarrassed in answering a question about exactly what month he had been in China in relation to the Tiananmen Square protest.

But then on just that, guns on.

January 6, on Obamacare, on the economy, on blaming everything on the border, back again on health care, on abortion, on.

Every issue, on substance.

JD Vance was very polished and very slick.

And Tim walz beat it on all the substantive points.

Beat him.

He beat him.

I, like, again, I maybe beat off.

To him, but I don't think he beat him.

So what will happen?

Yeah.

So what'll happen is they'll take these and they'll post these clips all over social media to the low iq or the people that aren't paying attention and the ones that.

And they'll say, oh, oh, JD won.

But if you watched it, it wasn't even close.

It really wasn't even close.

And to me, this should be illegal.

What she's doing right here should be illegal.

It really should be.

I mean, this is propaganda to the, to the 10th degree.

But that wasn't the best.

The best was when Michael Duncan Clark over got on the thing.

You don't like her.

All right, Michael Duncan Clark.

I mean, Jay.

Joy Reid, she starts.

And the thing about Joy Reid that cracks me up is this woman has not got one thing right in her entire life, especially that haircut.

Jesus Christ.

That's why she's on MSNBC.

So I've never seen a manlier man in a woman.

Just Michelle just slop off.

You know what?

Michelle Obama actually does look like a woman.

Not this broad.

Here we go.

But he said, number one, nothing memorable.

There's nothing clippable in what he said.

They were just all smooth, bland lies.

He got outdone by JD, by Tim Walsh, who may be awkward.

Got outdone by JD.

I mean, Tim Walsh, you get right?

He may, it took him a while to get warmed up, but he won the debate because he actually had substance.

He was relatable.

And he didn't go in there to slay JD Vance.

He went in there to show himself and he showed himself to be bipartisan.

He showed himself to be reasonable, practical.

He showed himself to be practical.

He acted as a governor.

And a lot of people are complaining that he did knock JD Vance out and that he wasn't rhetorically cruel, but that was not his job.

It was obvious that his job was to sell Kamala Harris as president poorly.

He did that very well.

He won the debate.

He did that so poorly.

There was no comeback to that.

First of all, I think JD Vance is very respectful.

He could have taken.

Oh, my God.

He definitely could have Tim waltz down.

A few times that.

I think he was very gracious in his responses.

So I think the two of them were okay.

But it's just like, what was the line?

She said he performed.

She kept saying.

He kept performing.

I'm like, nobody.

No, no, he did terrible.

He did terrible.

Nobody wanted to see what he was performing.

I went on.

So then I went on TikTok afterwards, and just the people that were on there saying that walls had won and he had just embarrassed JD Vance and all.

And I'm sitting there.

So of course I weighed into the comments, like Leroy Jenkins and.

Yeah.

And they're like, yeah, and I should know better.

But I don't.

I don't.

I don't know any better.

No, you do know better, but you don't care.

No, I don't.

I really.

I don't care.

I don't.

I enjoy.

I enjoy the back and forth.

I do.

So is there back and forth or they just yell at you and then block you?

Well, I mean, you know, listen, we're old.

We have, you know.

You know, I'll be.

I'll be 63 next month.

You know, I'm old.

I like to.

You know, I'm very emotional about what I do.

And I think as you get older, your emotions come out and you don't.

You don't give me like before.

You're like, oh, I can't do this.

When you get to be my age or older and all, you don't give a fuck what anybody thinks.

You don't.

You don't give a shit.

I don't care.

I don't care.

Yeah, I get it.

So I watched this thing where on Tucker Carlson.

He had Roseanne Barr on there and she had a Jamingo moment.

She is fucking crazy.

I.

Crazy woman.

Listen.

She is crazy.

She's.

As you know, she's batshit crazy, but this made me cackle.

I must have watched this 30 times.

I love this, ladies and gentlemen.

Here we go.

Do you know Tucker?

Tucker.

I better shut up.

No.

Do you know how many people I had?

Do you know what I do?

Do you know what I've done since they stole that election in 2020?

They gave us a goddamn Covid so we'd send in those mail order ballots.

And all that bullshit.

And the post office cheated, too.

Everybody in this country cheated us out of our president in 2020.

They made us sick.

Here she goes.

Fate.

I'm sorry.

Go, baby.

Fake.

Overthrew the United States of America.

Oh, my God.

Fate overthrew the constitutional Republican Republic of the United States of America.

And then they covered it up with their January 6 bullshit, with their insurrection.

Because the first thing President Trump did, God bless that man.

And I love him, and everybody knows it.

I love him more now than I ever loved him.

And I loved him pretty damn good.

He drove me out in a Bentley when I did my second HBO special.

At Trump palace in Atlantic City.

If you've seen it, he's always been a good friend and a good man and to me and to a lot of other people.

And what was I saying?

I'm old.

I forget what I'm saying.

Screaming stopped the.

Stopped her heart from working for a bit.

She got.

She stood up and grabbed, like, a mini microphone.

Yeah, yeah.

I wanted to pull the video, but apparently he made it where you can't use the video, which I understand, but.

I guess him giggling through the whole thing is funny.

Jody says she, you know, she started and she just ran out of gas.

What was I saying?

I'm on dizzy.

Her blood.

Blood pressure went like.

And she's like, oh, I gotta sit down now.

Oh, here we go.

Sparky says, I can't forgive Roseanne Barr for spitting on the ground after making a disgraced singing of the national anthem, even though it was 30 years ago.

It's like spitting on the graves of the veteran.

Okay, Sparky toaster, listen, you know I respect you.

You know I love you.

She went out there, they hired a comedian.

They hired a comedian to go out there.

And I don't think she was spitting because that's what.

And she grabbed her balls, which she doesn't have, but she grabbed her crotch and spit on the ground like baseball players do.

I think it was taken out of context at the time.

Did she sing the national anthem?

She, like, screamed at singing.

She did.

But I mean, to be honest with you, I hear people singing the national anthem.

That can't sing a lick.

Going to tell a story about my grandfather.

All right, hold on, hang on.

Because I think she.

They hired her, and I think she did the worst thing with the national anthem.

And I know they thought it was probably a joke.

I would think that the people who hired her at the ball field did not think she was going to spit and grab her.

Well, lack of balls.

She's a comedian.

I understand that.

So that didn't turn out too well for her.

But I kind of agree with Sparky a little bit.

I mean, I can get past her, but she's nothing.

Top up, top.

Top of my list on any kind of comedian.

But I.

It was disrespectful, but I don't think she.

I don't want to give her any credit, but I don't know if she thought about it, like, to be disrespectful.

I thought she just thought it'd be funny to act like a ballplayer.

Yeah, I get it.

Clearly, clearly a fail, but.

So my grandfather, Tony, Tony senior, he used to call up every Saturday, every Sunday morning, he would call up Athenae.

08:00 the phone would ring.

It was pop.

Pop would call up.

08:00.

My dad would say, get the phone.

It's Pop.

So I'd pick up the phone.

Hey, Pop, what's going on?

And this is where we got the Jimmy.

This is where it came from.

This is my grandfather.

Okay.

My grandfather talked like.

And this is where we got the voice.

My grandfather started.

It went to my uncle's.

And now every time we talk about any family member, we get, you know, it's the Jerry voice.

All right?

So you pick up the phone.

Hey, Pop, what's going on?

What mass you going to?

Not.

Are you going to church?

What mash you go to?

Which one?

Which one we going to?

And I say, I think we're going to 10:00.

I'll be there.

So my grandfather would come in and he would sit in there with the pew, and then the music would start and he would sing every hymn at the top of his lung.

Amazing.

But he had the spirit in him.

That's.

I can forgive that.

Yeah.

Meanwhile, me and my sister trying to crawl under the fucking.

He didn't give a fuck.

He was in there, you know, every prayer, top of his lungs.

Our father, who art in heaven, hallowed be thy name, thy kingdom, the whole thing.

Everybody knew which one was.

Was your pure.

Oh, my God.

Yes, it's that Domingo family.

All right, so this is going to be a thing to pop.

So my grandfather, he was in the navy.

He was in the VFW.

He was at.

There's a Navy garrison in our town.

He was like the president.

So when he retired, they threw a dinner for him.

And the governor at the time of New Jersey was Jim Florio.

You remember Jim Florio, right?

I do.

Jim Florio comes and gives a speech for my grandfather because he knows my grandfather.

So then my grandfather.

My grandfather gets up to say, now it's me.

I'm 20 something.

Me, my girlfriend, my sister, my dad, big t, my uncle, my aunt Janice, my uncle Leonard, Helene.

All the kids are there, all the cousins are there, whole family's there.

He gets up and gives the most embarrassing speech that I've ever.

I still.

Just thinking about it now.

I cringe.

He gets up.

Oh, no.

Oh, it was.

He got up.

He goes, hey, that's the first thing I want to say is, what about this governor?

You know, I.

He should be president.

The man should be president.

And, you know, Jerry, back there in the kitchen, the chicken was excellent.

I want to rambles.

He goes, I want to tell you, first of all, my oldest son, Tony, he's got the garage.

Listen, if you need any of your cars fixed, just go over to the garage there.

And we're like, oh, Pop, come on.

He's plugging his.

He's my oldest.

My second John over here, he's got the.

He paints fences.

We're like, what the hell is he talking about?

So he says, he goes, am I.

It's 13 years between my two boys.

My wife said she'd never have another kid, but it took me 13 years to corral her, and we're like, oh, my God, pop, stop.

He's talking about railing your grandma.

That's so.

Yes.

Jesus Christ, Pop.

What'd you do?

Caught her in the shower.

What happened?

Popped.

All right.

Yeah, that's kind of what happens when you get old, you know?

It's just the old thing.

You know what I mean?

The brakes come off.

You just.

Well, he obviously didn't have anything planned, and he just went up, shot from the hip there.

Oh, my God.

Poor pop.

So is your grandfather a Democrat?

Because.

Oh, my God.

This is where I got.

My grandfather would vote for Hitler if he was on a democratic ticket.

My grandfather was a light.

If my grandfather right now saw me in a trump hat, if he was still alive and knew that I was voting for Republic, he would slap this hat right off of my head.

My grandfather, his hands were so big, it was like, when he grabbed a hold of you, it was like a bear grabbed a hold of his.

His hands were huge.

His wedding ring.

You could drop a half a dollar through my grandfather's wedding ring.

Oh, my God.

His hands were.

He had paws.

It's like a bear.

Oh, it was crazy.

Yeah, it was.

He was.

And he worked over.

He was a diesel mechanic over at the Navy yard for years.

So my dad, I guess my dad, you know what?

My dad.

My dad was kind of like me.

We were like, hey, who's going to do the best job?

We don't give a shit.

Republican, Democrat, doesn't matter to.

I got yelled at today because we were talking about the longshoremen strike.

We're going to get into that.

And they said, well, you're a union man.

What are your thoughts on this?

And I'm like, I don't think I'm on the union side on this one.

But anyhow, when you get older.

Cause that's what's going to happen to me one day.

I'll be in here podcasting.

I'll lose and I'll be like.

I'll be screaming, like, popping.

And you know what?

Thought, you should just come over here with a baseball bat and hit me behind the ear and put me out of my music.

Or just come over.

Take.

Come over and just take all my stuff out of the basement and take it over to your house and just continue podcasting.

Just take it away from me.

It's like when we had to take pops.

We had to take pops keys away from him.

He couldn't drive anymore.

You know, I get to be too old to call your mic.

The problem is you have Amazon access.

You'd be like, I just buy new ones.

I don't give a shit.

On a computer with a lollipop.

Thinking I'm on the.

Thinking I'm on theme screaming, let's give.

You something like, Jimmy.

And you'd be like, these buttons are so small.

Jimmy comes down the steps today.

He comes down to steps.

Yeah.

He says, I was going to try to go somewhere, but I come down there.

I got to go to the bathroom.

Here's your bathroom.

Okay, there you go.

There's.

I was trying to go somewhere, but I'm coming to your house to take.

He left his house, which is right behind me, and then drove up here and said, you know, I don't think I'm going to make it.

As you're older.

You're a quarter mile away, like, nope.

I got that cramp.

You know that cramp it means you got to get your asshole over a toilet seat within two minutes or you're going to shit your pants.

Yeah, Jimmy, I know.

I get you.

I'm with you.

We're getting there.

I just remember this is stuff that would happen to my family, and I know we're going down the same road.

Like, I know that I'm going to have really, really bad dementia someday.

And I told my kids, just pillow face, hold it down until I stop twitching.

Yeah, just sit on pillow.

It's all good.

Just crush it.

Just.

Okay.

Thumb is.

You're strong.

So, like that, you need a couple of your kids to like being.

To be in agreement with it.

Because the problem is you got a couple that, like, still really love you, and they're like, no, we can't do that to dad.

And then the older ones be like, fuck him.

And then you get Johnny on, and he's gonna be like, whatever, I don't care.

Just let John do it.

He's strong enough.

He's strong.

You change his diaper.

Fuck that.

Give me that pillow.

Paul's here.

Oh, hang on.

Oh, my God.

Should I.

Should I.

Hold on.

Let me mute your mic so you don't have to.

We don't have to fight.

Find out what's going on here.

What's that?

Oh, she muted her own mic.

I got you.

Uh oh, here's Paul.

Hey, Paul.

You know, Paul kind of looks like, uh, hulk kind of looks like, uh, what's his name?

Tim Tampon.

Tim a little bit.

Kind of does a little bit.

No, get Paul a mic.

That's what they're saying.

There we go.

It does look a little bit about.

Yeah.

Walls.

Paul walls.

Louise is right there with me.

Paul walls.

I don't know.

They look like divorce papers.

No, I've had enough of you podcasting with that asshole jamingo here.

I'm out of here.

Uh, hold on, please.

Hold on.

Where is it?

Like, here it is.

You okay over there?

Sorry.

I'm so sorry.

No, it's fine.

I mean, it has to be important for Paul to come in here.

He's scared.

I'm not telling.

I'm not explaining all.

But I just turned around, and he was there.

So he saw me visibly go.

It was not.

It's not a cease and desist.

He was like, oh, my God, am I getting served?

Like, he was very, very serious face off.

I was like, holy shit.

First of all, he does not look like tampontan, thank you very much.

He's a bit slimmer than that.

Just saying, you know, from the.

You know, because he was.

He was standing up.

We only got a little bit of a mekani.

So I was like, oh, look, tampon Tim's over there.

Yeah, yeah, I heard that.

He would not be happy with that.

All right, I'm sorry.

I didn't mean insult.

No, no, I feel bad.

Like he.

He doesn't ever interrupt me.

No, he doesn't.

And I was like, you know, I don't know too many husbands that would.

What the fuck happened?

Yeah, I don't know too many husbands that would allow that to happen, you know?

Allow?

Yes, allow.

It's interesting.

I just stepped in it.

I did.

I know.

I know what I just did.

Yeah.

Here.

Joaquin synthetic says, hey, I just found the divorce paper.

You're leaving me for Mike.

I don't know about that.

That would have been what.

What Paul would have said.

I found your divorce papers.

I would.

Oh, my God, look at Duchess over here.

Can I have the first dinner date after the divorce?

Wow, you guys, you don't let anything even get cold, man.

Oh, I didn't think that would be a thing.

All right, I'll mark it down.

Thank you, Sparky.

Holy cow.

Now, he wanted to ask me a question about a reporter.

So for political stuff.

There we go.

All right, that's fine.

What's this now?

Tom and I were going back and.

Forth about the Internet affair with Professor Tom.

That's it.

Paul and I will be rendezvous on the back deck next week.

That's true.

Lisa will keep them company.

Next week it is.

I gotta get this whole place cleaned up and straightened out by next week.

Oh, panic.

Amazon boxes will be flying in here.

All right, back to the show.

I'm so sorry.

I'm sorry to derail it.

No, no, it's fine.

All right, so since we're in the middle of this, I want to show you a scene which I call men rule and women drool.

So here we go.

And you know what?

Here's the problem.

Men, we're problem solvers.

We get shit done.

Women, they just complain about things until men get shit done.

So.

All right, Duchess is over having a chat with Jody.

Well, I wanted to address Jody's comment.

So.

He does tolerate me.

He does.

All right, so here we go.

Here we go.

Decided that shopping at Audi is annoying.

The logistics of getting everything home.

And so he has bought.

All right, so if anybody's ever been to Audi's.

Audi's doesn't give you any bags, all right?

And then you got to use a quarter to get the shopping cart.

So you go in there, and then you got to take it.

At the very front of the store, there's boxes, and you got to try to box your shit up and get it out to the car and all this stuff.

So this gentleman here, I honestly don't.

Know how that's a hard time, really.

It's not difficult.

That's why their prices are so cheap.

Yeah, whatever.

All right, so they.

The guy has this thing.

It's a folding cart with two baskets in it, which is amazing.

Right?

And she's over there.

Double decker.

Yeah, yeah.

And she's over there poo pooing this.

I think this is fantastic.

And this guy knows what's going on, so he's got to go in there with her to do the shopping.

So the millennial dad version of, like, the nanny shopping cart, he's so proud of it too.

Look at that thing.

That's amazing.

It's a little folds up.

Go.

Let's go shopping with you.

Here we go.

We're going shopping.

He's got everything in there.

Look at him.

He's all proud of himself.

Throwing stuff in there.

Now he goes to check out, right?

Is he an old checkout?

Everything back in the car.

Look at this.

No problem.

Yeah, no bags, no boxes or anything like that.

Handle pretty good right in there.

Folds it up right in there.

And I have no idea why she's sitting there poopooing.

This man's a genius.

Man's a genius.

What was she complaining?

Well, she's over there saying, like, oh, look at him.

He's so proud of himself with his little cart and his little, little baskets.

He was.

She was filming him.

He was proud of himself.

She filmed the whole thing.

Well, she didn't say shit about him.

She didn't say, look at this dumb fucker with his bar.

He says he saved a quarter.

I have given quarters away at Aldi, so usually to old folks who don't.

Have a quarter, it's the gayest shopping experience I've ever seen.

I don't go to Aldi so much, and it's too bad because their prices are really good, but they have weird selections, and I don't mind their off brand.

But some things I buy, I prefer the store brand.

I've tried off flavors of other things, so it's just I end up.

I shop in, like, three different stores, so I just.

I just get tired of that.

I saw a video of someone going into Aldi's, you know, and so they look over at the ingredients.

And they have, like, all these biometric ingredients that are in the food.

So it's not as.

I don't think it's as good as everybody says it is.

I guess maybe that's why it's so cheap.

I have no idea.

Okay.

I have a problem.

All right.

I have a problem with another podcast.

Well, not a few, but one right now.

The one right now.

All right.

So I.

And the thing is that one of the people in this podcast, we know, I know Matt, Matt mish from the Bromigos.

He, I've podcasted with before.

He's been on rubberneckers like Matt.

Matt's a good guy.

Little.

I don't have a very young.

Listen, I put him in the same category as I put Edward.

He has been indoctrinated into this culture that everybody has where you can't have an opinion.

You all have to worry about hurting everybody's feelings.

But the dumbest takes that I've ever heard.

And of course, I went to Matt puts in a, in one of the podcasting retweet groups that are on Twitter that they put me in.

And so he comes in and he has this video clip, the one I'm going to show you in just a second.

And I listen to this.

And of course, I waited because they just put.

No one talks in this thing.

They just put in their clips and go, go watch this, share this, do this, do that.

So I watched this thing, and then, of course, I waded into the.

And the DM's like Leroy Jenkins again.

And I started a fight in there.

And I actually got in a fight with one of the other brominos.

All right, so here we go.

Here is their, this is their social media clip, and they're talking about Trump supporters.

They're eating the dogs in Springfield.

They're eating cats.

They're coming out and they're grabbing your dog, your cat, and they're stuffing it in their mouth because they don't know.

All right, so first of all, Newman is doing right.

Here we go.

Wait a minute.

So this is Newman.

His name on the podcast is hoochie man Hunter.

I don't think this man hunts too many hoochies, quite honest with you.

I don't know.

He just.

Doesn't he look like Newman from Seinfeld?

Doesn't he?

If you wanted to.

I'm going to go to anybody here that's in the chat that's watching this live.

Does he look like Newman from Seinfeld?

Yes.

Bob's all.

Yes.

Okay.

So he's in there, they're eating dogs, they're eating the cats, they're, they're grabbing the pussies, they're coming out and they're.

Grabbing your dog, your cat, and they're.

Stuffing it in their mouth, basically.

Because that is just some hum deal bullshit.

First of all, I didn't even know.

Haitian sound clip I heard.

I didn't know either.

So Matt comes on, he goes, first of all, I didn't even know Haitians lived in Ohio.

20,000 of them in one town.

In one town that's in one town in Ohio.

From what I understand, they've also dropped a shitload of them off in Columbus and might be Cleveland or Akron.

I can't remember which.

All right, so 20,000, just this town.

Now let's just think about this for a second.

Because, you know, I'm a dumb guy.

I'm an old white dumb guy.

Trump supporter, see?

Trump supporter.

Boomer, why would you drop a bunch of migrants into the.

Into the populace, into the population in Ohio?

Because Ohio is a bellwether state.

And if you can get all.

And it's been republican for a while.

And if you can get.

Yeah, they're gonna purple this up, right?

But what do I know?

I'm just a fucking moron, right?

I know nothing.

Cleveland.

Ooh.

So, yeah, all right, so here's duck, coach.

Whatever.

Hold on.

I didn't even think that was possible.

It's Ohio.

Come on, Matt.

Undercover brother with your mister t starter set.

What the fuck is that?

It's his shtick.

They all have a shtick.

It's fine.

Jesus, mister t.

That's not the issue you have.

Go ahead.

This is part of it.

Really?

Christ's sake.

Yeah, this is how some people really think.

They think that that makes sense.

Listen.

Think that that's okay because they don't know, like, so many people.

So many people.

So many white people.

Oh, it's the white people.

It's us.

White people.

We're the problem with white people.

We.

Because we don't know.

We don't know anything.

We don't know.

We don't know.

Are so ignorant of their own american history that the country they claim to love so much, you know, the country.

They care so much about, they are so ignorant of their own history, really, that they taught history and like, what, twice?

About how stupid it sounds.

Well, there you go, Duchess.

How stupid what sounds?

That one person said, they're eating the dogs.

They're eating the cats.

Eating your pets.

Yeah.

And now that that speaks for all white people, right?

Okay.

Oh, no.

It speaks for all white republicans.

That's what he meant to say.

And somehow that means we don't know american history.

Okay?

At least we were taught american history, not some bizarre form of history.

And I don't.

I don't believe that gentleman lives in America.

He lives in New Jersey.

Then who lives in Germany then?

That's Panama red.

I get him confused too.

You know why?

No, I don't listen to people look alike.

I listen to them.

I don't watch them much.

And stop saying that.

What?

That they all look alike.

You don't want to say, hold on.

I'm sorry, I missed something here.

They're eating the dogs.

Let me get back.

Let me get back to daint.

So here we go.

Because maybe I'm wrong.

American history that the country they claim to love so much, you know, the country they care so much about, they.

Are so ignorant of their own history.

That they say things like that.

This.

And don't think twice about how stupid it sounds.

What did.

They're bringing in migrants by the plane full.

I guess they're talking.

I don't know what that.

Because they're bringing in migrants by the plane full and they're giving them special dispensation.

Is that what the.

You know, I don't know what they're talking about.

Like I said, I want to buy a noun to figure out what they're talking about.

But again, it's the white.

White people that, uh.

And I said, hey, look, I'll come on your show anytime and explain to you three fucking nitwits that anything you need explained to you.

Yeah.

So apparently, Friday at 130, I will be going on to the Bremingos podcast.

You are.

Oh, boy.

Okay.

Buckle the fuck up, ladies and gentlemen.

I'm not taking any fucking prisoners over there.

So hold on, Sparky, how did you get on?

Did you wear Matt down?

I whined and bitched at him.

I called him pussies.

Sparky, toast says, hmm, you want to talk about history?

They're black, boy.

Did you know that?

The Democrats who wanted to keep slavery going and voted to do so.

Have you known that?

Did you know any of that?

That's, um.

It.

I don't understand the clip you and I don't know if that was taken at the right time or the context, but it's their clip.

No, no, I.

What I'm saying is where the clip line.

I know.

Let me finish this.

Hunter set spoke something, Matt said something, and then Dante came in and I don't know if those are all, like, in conjunction of one conversation, like, each one responded with that, or if he.

Matt.

It was edited that way.

So I don't know.

I don't know what Dante was referring to.

Like, it was just an odd statement for him to say to.

For them to put right there.

I don't know what that means.

But, I mean, I think it's weird.

I mean, really.

I mean, the dog cat thing, I still think that's fucking weird.

But.

And that's very quiet.

I mean, nobody here.

You don't hear anything about it on the news.

I don't hear anything about it on the news.

They're not talking about it.

But right now, we're full of election war, hurricanes, disasters, debates.

Like, everything's everything.

Things are just getting pushed aside.

So it's.

That whole situation was nuts.

But I.

I would be curious as to what Dante meant by that.

Yeah.

I mean, somehow we as white people don't know what our history.

I love a good meme.

I love it.

I love the fact that Donald Trump says, they're eating the dogs, they're eating the cats.

They're eating your pets.

You know, I love that.

And you know what?

So it's fun.

Here we go.

A number of TikTok users have been posting videos that use AI to translate Adolf Hitler's speeches into English.

Let's take a look.

They're eating the dogs.

The people that came in, they're eating the cats.

That's fantastic.

That's really funny.

Never mind.

They're comparing him to Hitler, but I'm sure that was not a coincidence.

But that's pretty funny.

Okay, Sparky, so that's why I said black, white.

Because he said white people.

That's right.

Yeah.

We say black boy.

That's.

Oh, that's horrible.

That's racist.

But white people, well, they didn't say.

White boy, so I was just like, white people.

If they can say white people.

I understand.

I understand the context.

Now, we can say black people.

We could say that.

Or we could just use this.

Or, you know, one of the three.

It's fine.

All right, listen.

And Kamala, she's losing the black vote.

I'll be.

You know, I'll be honest with you.

She's losing the black vote.

Eddie Griffin, he don't like her.

He don't like her a little bit.

I got something from Eddie Griffin's podcast.

Just a little.

Holy cow.

Well, well.

Kalia Harris.

Can she lie?