Jan. 6, 2026

Cock and Crap Coffee | 380

Cock and Crap Coffee | 380

Tech glitches, football rants, colonoscopy laughs, the Philly Mummers parade, and wild stories about fake babies and political scandals. Plus, listener jokes and voicemail chaos! Don’t miss the antics!

Cologuard really wants John Jamingo’s stool sample. After a call shaming him, he details the precise, panic-inducing steps of “pooping in a box.” “I filled that 3/4 of the way up with milk chocolate pudding.” You’re welcome for that mental image.

Prep for colonoscopies, family cancer history, propofol anesthesia love, and… Lorna Doones? Duchess lives for these post-procedure cookies. “Every time I get anal, I get a cookie.”

Boomer Bunker is part talk show, part confessional, and part roast. No one is safe—not celebrities, not sports teams, and definitely not politicians.

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00:00 - Introduction and Show Open

01:20 - Death Pool Draft Tomorrow

04:05 - Ranting on the Grand Rapids Retard

11:00 - Steelers Epic Playoff Win

17:30 - Delco Pooper Update

27:33 - John's Colorectal Screening Saga

35:33 - Hating the Mummers Parade

39:33 - Jamingo You Dolt: Bee Facts Correction

42:33 - Reborn Doll Pregnancies

52:33 - Lily Phillips Re-Baptized

01:00:11 - US Raid on Venezuelan President Maduro

01:17:11 - Minnesota Daycare Welfare Fraud Scandal

01:32:00 - Listener Jokes and Voicemails