Dilaterus | Episode 296

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Hey, everybody.

Welcome into the Boomer Bunker.

I am one of your co hosts, John Domingo, and sitting next to me is the fighter of the week, the Duchess out there kicking ass, taking names.

I try.

I'll tell you what good news.

Cash Patel is in.

Can't wait to see that shitstorm start.

The FBI's burning shit down now.

He's coming the paper shredders running at warp speed.

That has been ever since he came up the nomination.

I.

I'm here for all of it.

We're going to get into some stuff.

Kate has the equipment.

There you go.

I mean, as you do, you little vixen.

You know exactly what that means.

Got a lot of stuff going on here today.

Duchess says to me, I was watching shitty song of the week.

There's videos on Spotify.

I'm like, huh?

How do you do that?

So I went over to Spotify for podcasters, and I looked and I went, well, hot damn, you can add video over there.

So if you go to the Boomer bunker, Spotify, if you subscribe over, follow whatever the fuck they call it, now you go over there, it's video, but it has the audio option.

So now when we do, like, a video thing, and I say, you got to go watch the video if you have Spotify.

And again, Spotify for podcasts.

You know, get podcasts on Spotify.

It's free.

It doesn't cost anything.

It's just a.

It's just.

You subscribe to Spotify?

Yeah, you just have the Spotify app, and then you subscribe like you would on any other podcast app.

So you go, I thought it was so neat.

I did, too.

You know, it's a.

It's a great little option.

And you can also go back and listen to the audio version if you like, either.

Or whatever you want to do.

Just another way that I want to give you guys a.

A gift.

Give to the audience.

It's a piece of us.

It's show your tatas Thursday.

Don't leave us hanging.

Go for it, John.

I don't have any tatas to show you this week.

Mine are hanging.

Sorry.

No.

No boobs.

Nobody gets to see them.

Boobs.

Yeah.

I caught a lot of last week because of plastique tiara.

I didn't realize that it was a dude.

Yeah.

So then, yeah, I was getting a bunch of crap.

But, I mean, you know, there's.

I don't love.

There's no.

Nobody that watched.

Watched that didn't know that when they popped that thing down, they went, there's no way.

Listen, so the.

The rubber.

The rubber skin suit, the suit with the boot with the very nice boobs, right?

And then when he took that off his neck and flopped that down, it was just man titties there.

I was like, chest.

Yeah, we.

Listen, we don't judge.

Snicker.

Yeah, I know, I know, I know.

Go ahead.

No, we judge.

You can.

You can break my balls.

You've met us, right?

You can break my balls.

I get it.

I get it.

I understand.

So, yeah, I don't know what to tell you guys.

Thank God I'm older now.

I don't have to worry about it.

But young guys coming up.

You don't know what the hell you're getting in.

I really.

What do you mean?

You know, I can't believe you thought that literally was a woman really in the beginning.

Absolutely.

Absolute.

There's no way.

No.

There's no way.

I'll tell you what.

I'll line up 30 guys that have never seen her before, and you can't.

You can't tell.

I.

You knew because you saw that was a guy.

If you're not.

I knew the drag queen.

So as soon as you popped it up, I knew.

Yeah, you saw that it was a guy.

You knew that.

But there's no way if that.

If he was in a bar dressed as a woman.

There's not one person, that one guy that would not know that.

The only thing worse, being tricked by a train is wearing Eagles gear.

Hey, world champions.

I don't know what to tell you.

I don't know what to tell you.

I know he was rooting for the Lions.

I know.

Joaquin, I feel your pain.

That last game was terrible.

What a turd.

What are you talking about?

What last game?

The super bowl for the Lions.

Oh, well, they just.

Last game, they got their asses kicked.

I know.

It's what I just said.

It was a turd of a game.

Yeah, they got their asses kicked.

And then.

And then they sent the commanders over to Philadelphia, and then we whooped their ass.

You did put a whooping on him, too.

Shocking.

Shocking.

I almost wish that Baltimore.

Baltimore Buffalo would have won against Kansas City, because I think we would have kicked their ass, too, with MP League npv.

Josh Allen.

Did you say npv?

M as In Mary, Mary, Mary Victor.

All right.

Pilot penis.

Well, I know with the Lions.

I've seen some videos with.

Was it age.

Aiden Hutchinson, the guy who, like busted up his leg like very badly.

He's now running.

So because they train him like a racehorse, he's a huge leg injury.

So he's.

He's looks like he's running.

So I guess he'll be doing great next season.

Hopefully.

So we'll see.

I know a lot of our audience don't like us talking about sports ball, but this is the time right now where contracts, they have to be renegotiated or people are getting let go.

And.

Absolutely.

I'm a little nervous about what's going on with Travis Kelsey because I forget.

I think it's close either maybe the.

Eagles will pick him up.

No, not.

Well, here's the deal.

His.

He gets us guaranteed his contract, guaranteed for like $12 million at a certain time unless they release them or renew it and renegotiate his contract.

There's no way they're going to pay him that $12 million.

There's just no way.

So he's either going to retire or.

Renegot more than Taylor Swift money.

So he doesn't have to.

He doesn't need.

He's got money on his own.

Plus he's going to get a job making, I don't know, $8 million a year.

He'll sit on his ass and do sports stuff.

They'll get him on it for football games.

They'll do the.

The Manning brothers thing.

He'll do his podcast.

He'll do 65, 000 commercials.

Just sit on his ass and make money.

That's all good.

And he don't.

Doesn't take the hits on his body, so whatever.

I don't know.

How old is he?

Mid 30s.

Yeah.

If I was a Pittsburgh Steeler fan right now, I'd be ready to get a rope over a tree and hang myself.

If I see Daniel Jones, I'm gonna jump off the roof.

He's your new.

The new quarterback of the Pittsburgh Steelers.

Oh, that I would take.

Who's the other one?

They're keeping Justin.

I'm pretty sure they're gonna let.

They're gonna let Russ go.

Russell's.

Yeah, he's gotta go.

I'm sorry.

He did all right.

He hung in there.

But I thought Justin did really good for us the first four or five games and.

And just to.

I mean, I don't know.

And.

Oh, can't be butter says it'll be Rogers Jones.

I will, I will not love the Steelers.

I will have to let them go.

Get that.

Where's that Go Birds hat?

Get that Go Birds hat ready for you.

There you go, Duchess.

There you go.

Filthy bird.

That's your.

It'll be a Pennsylvania team somehow.

Eagles.

Eagle.

Starter.

Set.

I can't, I can't.

If Aaron Rodgers, they're like, oh, Aaron Rodgers.

I'm like, go yourself.

There's no.

He's a hundred years old.

Why would we do that?

Why would we do that?

Stupidity.

I, I, I.

You want to get a good first round pick?

I have no idea.

Hey, Aaron Rodgers just got signed in the Pittsburgh.

There you go yourself.

Speaking of Pennsylvania, I don't know if anybody knows, but I've been styled by Fetterman again.

I've got the, the hoodie on.

Black hoodie.

Yeah.

You wearing shirts?

I, I'm wearing shorts.

I actually am wearing shorts.

Here's a quick question.

Down there, it's.

Yeah.

Down there.

You mean in the basement?

Okay.

Yeah, okay.

Okay.

No, we'll move on.

Moving on.

So changing the subject, here's a quick question for you.

Is there a sandwich that you have, that, that you, that you make and everybody's like, but you love?

Because I had one right before we came on here.

I had to make.

I was going to grab something to eat real quick, and I haven't had this sandwich in such a long time.

And I said, you know what?

I think I'm making this sandwich.

You know what?

I'm not, I'm not super adventurous with sandwiches, so.

But like, I could just eat like a plain cheese sandwich like all day long, just the cheese.

So boring.

I love cheese.

Yeah.

Cheese on bread.

Mayonnaise, Mustard.

Mayonnaise, Mayonnaise.

I've used to have it with mustard.

But it was mayonnaise, mayonnaise.

Now just enough to, to wet it.

But yeah, that's probably just my boring, my boring sandwich.

Here's my, here's my sandwich.

And I think it was in a movie.

And George Burns.

George Burns ordered this in a restaurant.

Oh, God.

Okay.

Toasted white bread, cream cheese, strawberry jelly.

I loved cream cheese and jelly when I was a kid.

We used to get that for lunch.

Yeah.

I guess my parents were poor.

But you get.

The bread would be so soggy, though.

Like, by the time we ate it, it was just like a big.

It was so good, though.

You got to put it on toast because you can't put on white bread because the cream cheese just tears the bread apart.

Okay, so.

So that's the Question.

Whipped cream cheese or, like, Philly cream cheese?

Not whipped, like, regular.

Today I had Philly cream cheese.

Like, the block.

The block?

Yeah.

Yeah.

I don't like the whipped cream cheese.

It's.

It's very fluffy.

Yeah, it's too.

No, I need.

I need a good, solid piece.

Too airy.

Yeah.

When I'm eating a bagel with cream cheese on it, I want, like a brick.

I want to.

Yeah.

I don't want.

Don't sit there and smear a little cream cheese on it.

Yeah.

Like, not enough to get it wet.

It's got to be a.

Well, when you're paying $4 for a bagel now, which is basically bread, even.

When I'm making them at home, you know, I.

I'll use.

I'll use a quarter block of cream cheese on a bagel.

You know, it's funny.

When Lisa came out.

I think the first time when she came out to visit me, we went to.

To get bagels and, you know, we got whatever her bagel was with cream cheese.

And it was like that.

It was like a.

Like a huge.

And she was like, oh, my God.

I'm like, yeah, they fuck around with cream cheese out here.

Yeah, man.

So any.

All right, so Deuce suggests this.

He says, try some nacho Doritos with shredded Mexican cheese on top.

Pop it in the microwave.

O.

Like cheesy tacos.

Oh, okay.

All right, so, yeah, yummy.

Or nachos.

Excuse me.

All right, so Deuce, back in the day, he'll know this Sandy, she used to do this thing where Sandy was the.

Sandy was the redhead.

She would take.

Not Doritos or Doritos, but she would do Triscuit crackers cheese.

And then she would make sure she, like.

We would go to Taco Bell and she would steal, like, a handful of the hot sauce, and then she would take the hot sauce and spray it all over the top of it and then melt that on the Triscuit.

Oh, that sounds good.

It was good.

So I'll microwave them just to get them all mushy.

Yeah, Just to get the cheese.

She'd melt the cheese on it, then bring it out and then put the hot sauce on it.

We'd also do Doritos, but if we didn't have Doritos, she would do a Triscuit.

I kind of like the Triscuit a little bit better.

The Doritos were a little salty for me, but.

Good, good.

That's a good snack.

Triscuits are salty, but it's like eating a wicker basket sometimes.

So you have to really get a good amount of cheese on there.

Otherwise you're just like, just chewing and chewing and chewing.

So you know how I'm not really good with women?

You know, I can really piss off a woman.

No.

Yeah, not you.

I can.

So here's.

Here's the thing that Sandy used to do when we go to Taco Bell.

She would get a Nachos Bell Grande.

And then she would take a chip, and she would make the perfect chip.

She'd put the right amount of beef and sour cream, a little guacamole, make sure there's cheese on it, and she would set that aside, and then she'd eat the rest of them.

She'd line them up.

She would eat the rest of them.

But that one was the perfect one.

She would eat that last.

So you know me?

Yeah.

Oh, you ate it, you fucker.

I snuck it.

She's just done it.

You just.

I went like.

I went, is that so?

And so.

And when she turned around, I grabbed the chip and I ate it.

And she's sitting there and she goes, no.

And I go, oh.

She goes, hold on.

She looks down, she goes, you.

I'm telling you.

I thought she was gonna punch me in the face.

She should have.

That's so rude.

I had to go buy a.

I had to go buy another Nachos Bell Grande for.

So she could make a real one.

Good for her.

Good for her.

She's like you.

So Lisa says Spam ground up with cream cheese, spread on hamburger buns and put on a bro in the broiler.

You know what?

That doesn't sound.

I haven't had Spam in a long time.

I'm not a Spam person, but I can see where even if it was like a burger or some kind of meat with cream cheese, did you ever go.

I mean, it's like a sloppy Joe, but just crazy.

There's so many Spams now.

There's jalapeno Spam.

There's bacon Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam.

There is.

I couldn't believe the amount of Spam.

That's how you know you're in a great country when you have, like a whole aisle of Spam.

I know about ground up Spam, but I'll.

With devil ham.

I've never eaten that.

I won't eat Spam.

I mean, I'm sorry.

I know people love it.

Kids of the.

Kids of the 60s and 70s.

That's what we used to get.

Yeah.

We grew up on devil ham, all that.

So Sparky thought Spam was ground up.

I thought it came in like a block.

It comes out, like, dumped it out, and it was like, yeah, it comes.

Out like a wedge and then you can cut it.

My dad would get that, cut it like about a quarter inch thick and fry it for breakfast.

And he would eat that with eggs and potatoes and stuff.

One of my former co workers, her.

Her mother was from Hawaii.

And Spam is huge over there.

Like, that's the delicacy.

So.

And it was always all kinds of Spam recipes.

And they would have fried Spam all the time.

It's.

It's not bad.

See, Joaquin says the same thing.

It says, I grew up on Spam, still get cravings for it from time to time.

I don't want to call it a poverty meal, but I think it's one of those, like, it's a comfort food for people.

Like, they grew up with that.

And it might have been like some struggle.

Like, you may not have known it at the time when your parents made it.

It could have been a struggle meal, but it just.

They gave you food and it was good.

And it's like one of those nice, warm, fuzzy memories.

I can't eat Hamburger helper or tuna helper or chicken chow mein.

Who used to make the chicken chow mein?

La Choy chicken chow mein.

I still remember it.

And it had the crunchy noodles on top.

And she.

I do love the crunchy noodles.

I told my mom one time, one time, I said to her, I said, you know, this is pretty good.

You know, with the new.

It's not.

Yeah.

And then we got it so much, I said, mom, please, enough with the goddamn chicken chow.

Me.

My eyes are starting to slant.

What the fuck?

I like the vegetable chow, Mei.

Like, I'll eat the vegetables.

I'm not a big fan of canned meat.

Like, I'll have canned chicken and I'll have tuna fish.

Rarely.

But it's like me.

It's okay.

It's not.

Yeah.

I put this way, I don't have to eat it.

I don't always choose to.

So I guess I'm lucky.

But growing up, there were some struggle meals for sure.

So.

Right.

The other struggle meal we used to have would be hamburger, tomato sauce, cheese, and elbow macaroni.

And we called that goulash.

Yeah, we met.

I make a.

My mother in law made that.

One day we went to her house and shoveled like a shitload of snow out of her driveway.

And she made.

We call it meat slope.

Oh, Meat.

Basically, it's ground beef, onion gravy.

And she served it to us over egg noodles.

And we were starving because we shoveled for, like, two hours.

And so, you know when you're like, you come inside, you're cold, you're sore, you're tired, and it was like.

That was like the meal.

We just hoovered that down, and I just kind of started making that.

And the girls like it to the point where they make it for their boyfriends.

And their boyfriend's like, this is really good.

I'm like.

Like, what do you call it?

And I'm like, meat slop.

Like, it's essentially a goulash.

It's like when I make a meat it out.

Like when I make a meat lump.

Meat lump.

But you know what was popular for us was sloppy joe.

Yeah.

Not a sloppy joe.

We never ate it on.

We never ate it on bread.

We always had it on rice.

Ah, yeah.

And it's like, that's.

We ate.

My dad was.

My ran.

We ate a lot of rice growing up, so we always had it on rice.

So anytime people came over, it was never out of the can.

It was never the canned sloppy joe.

It was always, like, the meat with the packet and the tomatoes paste or whatever.

And that's just.

Okay.

So the girls don't make it.

They won't eat it on buns or rolls.

They won't.

They won't eat it on that.

So interesting.

Oh, here.

Lisa says can't do it.

Ate those box meals too much as a kid.

She's a latchkey kid.

Sitting on a counter for me to make.

Yeah, see?

Yep.

Get home at, like, 10, 11, 12.

Like kids do today.

Right?

They're all making dinners at 10.

Feed the family.

Yeah, absolutely.

My chore cooking dinner.

I found this new AI thing that you can get.

It's on your.

You can get it on your phone, and it's free, but you can also pay for it for, like, the better version of it.

I got the free version.

It is called Per Perplexity.

Oh, I downloaded grok.

Right.

You can have that.

Well, if you have Grok.

If you have.

If you pay for the blue check mark.

Like, our Boomer Bunker account is paid for.

The check marks paid for.

So we have grok.

We have it.

You can use it.

Grok.

Well, but no, but I downloaded it as me.

Oh, okay.

I didn't know you could do that.

Whatever.

Free.

I didn't know either.

Ken brought it up actually, the other day on the morning show Weather Report.

Oh.

You actually could Get a word in edgewise without the what's his name there know it all Ow ow ow cause ow my ears.

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I was like bitch, I think that should be our.

That's us.

That's our tagline.

All of that.

Yeah.

Well, that's a lot.

I should tell them.

Make.

Turn that into two sentences.

Shorten this up a little bit.

Make it so I can like a podcast description.

I want to left turn for a second to go back.

So Deuces.

Maybe this is a Gen X thing.

But he had never heard of ABC gum until a week ago.

Or even chewed.

Yeah, he says it's something you have your classmates when they ask for gum.

ABC gum.

So that was.

Yeah, that was.

That's definitely a Gen X thing.

Yeah, yeah.

Already been chewed.

That's when you knew you were like when you're.

When you were younger and you had a girlfriend, you know, that's.

You could swap gum.

That's never did that.

No.

Now use AI to describe Eric's podcast.

Oh my goodness, no.

Because it'll be complimentary.

How do you know that?

You have to tell to make it a negative.

Give us an honest but yet.

Well, I don't know.

I can't see it because.

Hang on, I'm blocked.

We're gonna do that right now.

Ticky, ticky, ticky.

Because who cares?

I'll tell you who cares.

Sparky Toaster cares.

Right.

Thanks, Sparky.

All right.

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Wow.

That's fabulous.

You should do errands.

Come on.

I don't know.

It's gonna be the whole show, doing every podcast.

Well, you just do.

We have to end it on Eric.

All right, all right.

Hang on.

Yeah.

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Totally.

Oh, Deuce says he wants to hear who's right?

John.

John is disengaged.

Now them.

Who's right?

I'll do them next.

No, you don't have to.

You'll have something to say about it, I'm sure.

Oh, I see.

You got to protect your buddies.

I don't have a problem with them.

I know you don't.

Neither.

Stuce.

Okay.

Oh, boy.

Jesus.

I.

I might have to bring this one up.

All right.

I might steal toe.

Podcast is a comedy.

Steel toe.

Not that Aaron.

Oh, oh, oh, oh.

When you said Aaron, I thought.

Why would you think steel toe?

I'm sorry.

What's his podcast?

I had to say to say it.

All right, let's try that one.

Yeah, I'll put it up right here.

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It's like, what the.

How you going, Aaron?

Good times.

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It's not a bad.

All right, hang on.

No, no.

No more.

That's plenty.

You don't.

You don't tell me what to do.

Well, our audience is getting a little restless.

Oh, give me one second.

Let me bang out this real quick.

You go ahead and bang it for all it's worth.

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Right?

Deuce.

Is he here?

Yeah, he said.

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Oh, I thought it was Deuce.

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Okay, there you go.

All right, we're done.

That's enough.

We're done with this bit.

I think we're done with this bit.

Changing the subject now.

You got to do the whole thing.

Stop.

Now listen.

This is how you do it.

Changing the subject now.

You almost got it down.

Oh, thanks.

That whore, Lily Phillips.

Oh, she said.

She says she's pregnant.

So I guess after a hundred guys, you get like that grab bag price, right?

What I'm saying, this is.

Well, okay, I gotta.

I don't know this because I didn't see any of the.

I didn't see any of the video of this.

Do these guys have to wear condoms or did you just let.

Let's just raw dog you.

Yeah, 1100 guys raw dog you and dump.

Dump a load in.

Jesus Christ.

She should have been pregnant about 700 times in one shot.

Her whole is gonna be some nightmare baby.

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Yeah, listen, I'm sure of it.

Well, didn't they just do this?

Look, you've been running a month ago.

Yeah.

You've been run through by 1100 guys.

You're basically one's going to stick.

No, I'm just saying basically you're just trash now.

Nobody wants you.

You're a cum dumpster.

You're come dumpster.

And who's going to marry you?

Listen, Monica Lewinsky just sucked one presidential dick and had a cigar stuck up her coochie and no guy will touch her.

Now you would think, because let me just say something about Monica Lewinsky.

She's an attractive woman and you would think by now.

But nobody wants to go after Bill Clinton.

Or they might, but they don't want to own it.

You know what I mean?

Because you know, the guy's got us.

I mean that was in the 90s, for God's sake.

I get that you think she hasn't had a date since then?

I, I don't.

Well let's put it this way.

She hasn't been married and I now I really haven't seen any official relationship, long term relationship with her that, that I've seen.

So I don't know.

Not sending it to you.

Maybe she has somebody.

Maybe, I don't know.

Maybe after he gets, maybe after you get some Clinton dick.

That's all you need.

You never to get it.

Once you get a Clinton dick, you never go back for another one.

I don't know, she was like 23, like she was a kid.

Trump goes, Trump, when you go to the oval office now, Trump goes, hey, you want to see where he, Clinton banged Monica?

Whiskey over in his closet.

Here it is over here.

That's what she got on her knees.

Yeah.

Poor soul.

I don't know.

That sucks.

That's how you're defined for like your.

Existence your entire life.

Yeah, that's rough.

It's like, oh, who's Monica Lewinsky?

Like well, well yeah, in the 90s, 30, 35 years ago, she was.

This happened, right?

And I love how it's her, that's her ass is like constantly in the news like that.

Like it's her fault.

I'm like, what about the married guy that talked her into it?

Because not for nothing, she's still dumb kid.

And when you're 23 or 20 you know, she was young.

You know, you're enamored by the president, the power and all that.

And she's like, oh my God, yay.

I mean, I still think it was stupid what she did, but he, I'm pretty sure, took advantage of a young, very young woman.

Sure he did.

And I love.

They just rolled her out as like horror of the month, you know.

And it's not like Bill Clinton doesn't have a rack of bodies that he's piled through, plowed through money to Broderick, Paula what's her face.

Paul Jones.

Paula Jones.

There's a few others.

You know, there's a whole list.

There's a whole list.

Okay.

And then that's how George snuffle up, I guess got his groove on was by demeaning all of those women and basically shaming them for coming forward.

Okay, yeah.

All right, so I asked for perplexity.

Monica Lewinsky has not had any long term relationship that led to marriage.

While she's known for her high profile affair with former president Bill Clinton, which became public in 1998, she has not been married since then.

She has not been married at all.

Right.

Over the years, Lewinsky has dated several individuals, including businessman Andy Beeler in the early 2000s.

But none of these relationship has resulted in marriage.

She has expressed.

Expressed the challenges of dating as a public figure, noting that the stigma attached to her name complicates her ability to form long lasting relationships.

So there you go.

But he shows up with a cigar.

Hey, my turn.

So out of all that time, 1998, until now, 26 years, basically she's been linked to one guy.

Yeah, that's rough.

That's lonely.

That is.

It's terrible.

Aaron says when the alternative is Hillary.

Can you blame him?

No.

Well, no, no.

Cankosaurus.

Yeah, no thanks.

Cankosaurus.

God damn Cankosaurus.

Look, I'm not a fan of hers, but man, those legs just go straight down like.

Oh, that's why she's the pantsuit queen.

Pantsuit queen.

I found a new term.

The new term is trans being.

Yes.

Trans being is a term used to describe a trans woman who is also a lesbian.

So in other words, a straight dude, that trick that likes to dress like a lady.

A guy that likes women wants to pretend to be a woman.

Right.

Okay.

The term is a blend of trans and lesbian.

No, there are variations on how the term is used and understood.

Some definitions specify a trans being as a male to female transsexual who is exclusively attracted to other women, including both cisgender And.

And transgender women.

So in other words, I guess a trans.

All right.

A trans being can be also attracted to another trans man, I guess.

Or you know, a normal woman.

No, an original.

Original parts.

Yeah.

Well, so.

So here's the thing.

Do original parts.

Lesbians.

Right.

Want to date a trans man?

Technically, it's a dude.

From what I understand is lesbians don't.

Men in women's sports, they don't like dick.

Real lesbians don't like dick.

So if there's.

If he's trans, then there's no dick.

No, it's like trans.

No, a lot of times trans have.

Still.

Still have beans and franks.

There's.

You're talking about a post op trans.

Well, it didn't.

Had the sexual reassignment surgery.

No, no, it just means a trans.

Just a trans woman that says that Leah Thomas, the swimmer from Penn State.

Penn.

University of Penn.

He's still got his beans and franks.

He's dating a woman.

He's.

He's a trans being.

Yep.

A trans people.

This is difficult, isn't it?

Difficult?

I know.

I.

I hate this.

I do.

Male lesbians.

Love.

Yeah, it's.

It's a normal relationship, except the.

The dude dresses like a woman.

That's just the modern solution to.

Sorry, no men.

This is a lesbian only bar.

Remember Bosom Buddies?

The TV show?

Bosom Buddies.

Diken Stein.

Diken Stein.

Diken Stein.

Hold on.

I like Dykenstein.

Probably can't get that passed.

We'll find out.

I think Dikenstein's.

I think that we got winner, winner, chicken dinner right there.

I'm just so.

But anyhow, you know how your basic leftist nitwits.

They thems.

They like to sing.

This.

This is kind of catchy.

Okay, so today.

Them energy.

They them.

Energy.

They them.

I love the little thing with the hand on the hip at the end.

Hey, little.

Little dip on the hip.

Go girl.

At first I saw this, I laughed first I saw this.

I couldn't understand what she was saying.

I was like, what energy is that?

So, yeah.

So basically it's a.

A.

A full figure gal dressed a little frumpy.

Little.

Okay, little.

Be nice.

As you know, I don't have room to criticize people about their weight, so.

Neither do I, but it doesn't stop me.

She's.

What does she say?

Play it again.

What does she chant?

Big dick.

Energy.

No, she's.

They them.

It's.

They them.

I know.

I'm joking.

I'm joking.

Oh, she's.

I don't know.

Energy.

And now the hip.

There we go.

Hey, girl.

Workout routine to that.

Like, just put it on a loop for, like, 30 minutes.

It's just the loop energy.

It's like donut, donut, donut.

Fat, fat, fat for an hour, basically.

Oh, my God.

What the is.

Well, we have a woman crying on social media.

Is she high now?

She's very upset.

Her daughter just got sent home from preschool during the Valentine's Day party.

Valentine's Day party.

She a little hoe, I would imagine.

So how do you get sent home.

From a Valentine's Day party in preschool?

Well, what you do is you have.

A story about that.

So she shows her no, no square to the other children, and the mother's upset because this is supposedly normal.

I'm not.

Here we go.

I'm just sitting here.

Oh, it's not a call on Valentine's.

Day because my kindergartner is doing something normal.

Honey, that's not normal.

Well, play.

Play it out, and then let's go back and critique.

We'll talk over it.

Showing your promise.

And now she's kicked out of the Valentine's Day party.

When other boys have showed their private parts, and they won't tell me if they're in trouble or not or what or if they're kicked out, but my daughter is definitely kicked out of the Valentine's Day party.

I was literally getting ready to get snacks together with my baby.

It's hard enough to do anything.

My daughter loves Valentine's Day.

I'm pissed.

I'm so mad.

I have to go pick her up from school for this.

They literally said we're gonna punish her because she's.

This is the second time she's done it.

Your daughter's a whore.

Her dad's a hot dog with her.

My aunt, who's a teacher's hot, talks with her.

I was a nanny, okay?

It's just normal kids do it.

Like, don't make her stay home from her Valentine's Day party.

That's so mean.

Okay, I have a whole lot of thoughts on this one.

First of all, stop crying on camera.

Like, they're so mean.

Do your job as a parent.

Tell your daughter to keep her pants on in school.

It's one thing if they're home and they're comfortable at home.

I get it.

Little kids run around naked.

We used to.

We used to laugh about it.

The girls would, like, run around because they were little.

They were little.

It's not like they were older doing this.

I get it.

Little kids have no shame.

They don't care.

They think it's funny to show you their hiney.

You, you can't do that in school.

There's school behavior and there's home behavior.

And at 5, they're old enough to know you don't whip.

You don't whip out in school.

And whether some boy has done it, that's not your problem right now.

Your problem is your daughter thinks it's okay to drop her pants right?

In school.

You worry about your daughter and if there's a problem with other people, then you need to address that separately.

But to get on camera and to be like, they're so mean to her, you, you, you're a shitty parent.

I said it.

This isn't the first time.

That's even worse.

Yeah.

How many times do you think that your daughter should show her hoo ha?

She should learn now.

I mean, listen, do that.

I understand it.

She's probably looking, begging for male attention.

I would love to see what this girl look daughter looks like.

Stupid and silly.

You know what I'm thinking?

I'm thinking this girl is dog butt ugly.

You know, she's a five year old.

I'm just saying that the guys really.

She's looking for male attention.

And she knows that if she takes and shows her shows her cookie that the boys will be like.

She knows if she pulls her pants down that it gets attention.

I don't think she's looking for male approval or the male gaze.

We're not looking for that.

I think just because she's five and she's clearly stupid.

Because look at her mother whose first reaction is to cry and then film herself crying like they're mean.

She loves Valentine's Day.

First of all, she's five.

Like how the would she know Valentine's Day from the Flintstones, from Snow Day, from Christmas.

They don't know nothing.

So stop.

Clearly your daughter is poorly raised.

I talked to her.

I had her aunt who's a teacher talk to her.

How.

How many times you got to try to k, take and take this kid's pants on?

Get some duct tape and tape or.

It'S a reoccurring issue.

She needs to be wearing pants, not dresses.

Right?

And you can't.

You have to teach your children.

I mean, if it's February and your daughter thinks it's okay to hang her hoo ha out.

I mean, there's a lot of things that when you go to school you learn a lot of social skills.

Like you need, like kids need that interaction.

So either clearly this kid's been homeschooled or has no idea how to behave.

Well, I mean, homeschooled, well, but.

But the problem is, like, the parent, like, when you homeschool your kid, it's good for them to interact with other people.

Because when you're home with crazy mom and crazy mom, like, oh, it's okay, she's naked.

Well, maybe at home, but in public and in school, you need to cover your up, right?

I don't know.

Like, you just don't.

You don't do that.

And.

And the fact that the woman's reaction is, I'm gonna get on tick tock or whatever the she was on and cry about it.

You.

Fuck you.

That's a sh.

That's not how you deal with the situation.

No, that's not parenting.

That's being a fucking bitch.

But this is the crazy left.

Like, in other words, this is why.

Crazy.

Yeah, this is the left.

This is the people of, you know, acceptance and all.

Unless you're, you know, on the other side, then they want to fucking kill you.

So then we get this.

Aaron says, the kid is fucked.

Mom's retarded.

There you go.

Yes.

Thank you, kids.

Fuck.

Mom's retarded, right?

Yeah, clearly, the kids ruined.

All right, buckle up, everybody.

Oh, hey, guys, it's Kelsey.

So how you guys doing?

Wait, let me know.

Hi, I'm Kelsey.

I'm sorry, I spit my wine out.

I'm sorry.

Go ahead.

Hi, I'm Kelsey.

I'm sorry.

I get it.

I have my dead baby dress on right now.

Don't I look cute?

Sorry.

Joaquin goes, hey, guys, today I'm wearing.

My dead baby dress.

You know what kind of baby don't cry?

A dead one.

But anyways, the reason I'm making this post is just.

I've had a lot of people say, well, you're trans.

You'll never deceive a baby or have.

A baby or experience the beautiful joy.

Well, you know, I've been on hormones 10 years.

Ain't working, bud.

They just ain't working.

Jesus Christ.

And I've never wanted a baby.

You know, I don't like kids.

And you know what?

I don't have to like kids.

I don't have to give birth to, you know, prove that I'm a woman.

You don't have to what?

Okay, so he says, I don't have to give birth to prove I'm a woman, but you have to be helpful.

You have to have the.

The plumbing to give birth to prove.

That you're the person who sues the doctor for not treating them, the lady doctor for treating them properly.

That's.

That meant that's.

That's his mentality.

Right?

That's crazy person.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

You can pretend you're a woman.

You can take all the hormones.

Certainly haven't helped your voice because.

Holy.

What was his voice Before 10 years of hormones?

He must have had, like, balls down to his ankles.

Like, it's just so deep.

I don't understand what you mean.

That's the.

Fine.

I sound like a woman before.

She's just.

Look, I get it.

You.

You know, if you want to dress as a woman and.

And present as a woman, that's fine, but you will never be a woman.

That doesn't present as a woman.

Well, I immediately, when I saw this, I said, that's a dude.

Unlike Plastique Tierra.

That's not a dude.

But Plastique Tierra is a gay man pretending to be a woman by going in drag.

That's different.

That's different than pretending that you're a man.

You're a man pretending to be a woman and thinking that people should refer you as a woman.

When.

And.

And I'm on hormones, I can.

If I wanted a baby, I could.

I would know.

You can.

You'd have to steal it out of the garbage can where you live.

Somewhere in somebody's neighborhood, because there's no way you're a monster.

That's.

That's a monster.

I'm sorry.

That's some crazy mess.

I'm sorry.

Oh, you think that's.

I'm not sorry.

That's a mess.

Ready?

Ready?

Here we go.

Oh, no.

Okay.

I've seen this person floating around, too, for people.

Yeah.

Sorry.

Tight.

I got my cake pops removed, but now it's time to turn my candy cane into a donut.

After the procedure is done, I will stay in the hospital for about a week.

And while I'm there, they will pack my freshly made donut with napkins.

This will ensure that everything sets in place and the donut doesn't close in on itself.

After about a week, they will remove the napkin and send me home with instructions.

Instructions to dilate.

Dilating serves the same purpose as the napkin.

Making sure that the donut doesn't close in on itself.

Just instead of using the napkins, you use a plastic candy cane or dilator that you place inside of the donut for 20 minutes three times a day.

And as 20 minutes, why take it out?

Just walk around it with a.

Bruce.

Says you have to pour it out there.

Right.

You know what?

You know what kind of.

You know who don't have to do that?

Real women.

So he's already had his nuts removed.

Yeah.

All right, so this is a.

A man who is going to undergo surgery to have his franken beans taken out.

It's just a framer.

And just turn it inside out and shove it up in him.

And then this is the.

He's talking about the procedure to keep that hole open.

I have to get my hole.

I need to take a.

The hole that has no self cleaning, self regulation, chemically.

Any kind of balance to it.

Some stinky hole that they're gonna stuff napkins into.

And he's gotta poke it open every 20 minutes every day.

Yeah.

First I use a broomstick, and then we'll try to widen it out from there.

Yeah.

I have to say, I.

I can't stop looking at his boobs.

They're very pointy.

Like, they're very.

Like his right arm, I guess as I'm looking at it, his left.

Like, it looks super pointy.

Like.

Like it's gonna poke somebody's eye.

Creepy.

I've seen this.

This person also goes around and is highly indignant when people misgender him.

Right.

He's clearly looks like a dude with lipstick and a wig.

Yes.

He's not dainty.

He's not pretty.

Like John's plastic tiara.

Right?

Tiara.

Stop saying mine.

Dainty.

It's not mine.

It's not mine.

It's yours.

Stop it.

Become more resilient and you will increase the size of your odd.

That John circled back to the Asian trans model.

That's not.

I'm just saying she's not trans.

It's just a gay man.

No, it's.

It's a.

Yeah, it's a.

It's a.

There you go.

It's like a glorified belly button.

Right.

A lint trap.

And it's.

I can't imagine.

For 20 minutes, three times a day.

And as you heal, your donut will become more resilient and you will increase the size of your dilator until eventually you're ready for the big leagues.

And you only have to dilate a.

Couple times a week.

That being said, a lot of people don't want to dilate.

It's understandable.

The good news is that you can get a zero depth donut.

One that looks the exact same, but doesn't look.

Require dilation.

There are certain things that you can.

Why would you get that where it looks like you could Shove something in it and you can't.

You just stitch a button on it.

What are you doing, guys?

Guy's trying to her and it's.

It won't go in.

It won't go in.

Why.

Why would you go through all that?

I don't know.

But this is.

Again.

We're supposed to.

This is.

We're supposed to celebrate this, right?

Oh, they're so brave.

It's not.

There's no moisture in it.

It's just this dark hole.

Ah.

How do.

This is the mental illness that I'm talking about.

So many questions.

This is the mental illness that.

That, you know, that.

That I think should be addressed.

I'm sorry, I can't help it.

Hold on.

Let's finish this up.

Can't do with a zero depth donut, but that trade off is worth it to some people.

Personally, I am down to dilate because I am sick and tired of my candy cane and I'm going into 2026 with a donut.

There you go.

Going into 2026 with a donut.

Maybe if they cut off the franken beans, he'll stop being so aggressively nasty to women and servers who misgender him because they can't figure out what the he is.

I'm telling you, there's a whole.

See, there's a whole.

No moisture.

No moisture.

Just a dark, dry cave.

You gotta festering, spitting that thing.

Imagine this.

No, no, not at all.

But I'm just saying myself out.

This is where all.

This is where your crazy community, they drift to this.

And as far as I'm concerned, what.

What's.

What I'm going to show you next.

Is that such a disservice to encourage people to do that?

I mean, if people make come to this conclusion as an adult.

Okay, but like to.

All right, you settle down.

Are you buckled in?

Because it gets worse, babe.

Here we go.

Okay.

So here is my transgender baby.

Her name is Bella.

Bella was born a boy, but now uses she her pronoun.

I am in the middle of trying to get a doctor's appointment in order to secure some medication to stop the male hormone taken over.

You need to be locked up.

You need to go away for the rest of your life.

She poor baby needs to be taken away.

The baby needs to be removed.

She needs to be locked away, sterilized.

Bye.

No, you need to sterilize her.

She can't have any more children.

Oh, my God.

This is ridiculous.

That kid is.

How old do you think that kid is?

Is it.

It's not a Year.

It's not a year old.

Not a year old.

And she needs to have a transgender baby so she can go around with her friends and say, it's like these, these people that get a dog and they, you know, they, they judge the dog up.

This is, this is child abuse.

Lisa says Bella is 14 months old.

And is thriving in her new body now.

She's able to be who she was born to be.

Trapped in the wrong body at such a young age as add a massive impact on young Bella's mental health.

I don't know about you.

Your mental health.

You're a maniac.

I don't know about you, but those eyes seem a little far apart in my humble.

Oh, that poor baby.

Well, there's a crazy filters on this woman.

They're probably on the, like, no one looks like that.

I mean, she looks.

She's got crazy eyes for sure.

And, like, I don't.

Why doesn't somebody.

I don't understand how this behavior is tolerated.

Where's this woman's parents, Right?

Why have.

Has nobody filed a lawsuit on behalf of that poor baby?

I mean, I hope CPS or wherever she is, whatever they call it, has been called because that's.

I, I know Lisa goes up to.

Be 18 and makes that decision.

Doesn't Lisa deal with this kind of stuff?

Isn't that her, her pajama?

There are children that she sees.

Like, if she came into a house and saw that, would she recommend the baby be removed from the, from the mother immediately?

I would think she goes somewhat, yes.

That's some what she does, but yes.

Well, she's agreeing that, yes, that's what she does.

I'm not saying yes.

She's saying to shoot them.

The doctor should absolutely report them.

Well, the doctor will get sued if he doesn't or he gets sued.

Do.

I mean, I guess you got to report that.

I'm sorry.

That's so inappropriate.

I know there's people in Lisa's office that, that are all different kinds of walks and flavors, so, you know, all right, but that's.

Ducks.

Duchess is perplexed over this.

I, I, I'm speechless.

I, I don't know how.

Sometimes, like I said, you know, you can have a baby, but it doesn't make you a mother.

And then you see this, and this is, to be honest with you, this is where the shame comes in.

Like, you should be shamed for this.

You should be ostracized by the community, not celebrated, not, oh, you're so brave.

Oh, you're beautiful, baby boy.

God damn, it's hard.

And then people freak out, like, oh, you're against.

I'm against that.

Yeah, I'm against that.

Stuff like that.

Right?

That's crazy.

That's crazy.

And you're gonna ruin that child.

And that.

Don't tell me.

If you keep your male child and you just pretend it's a girl and dress it up as a girl, and you with that kid's brain, you're gonna scramble that like all the coconuts up there.

You have some poor kid, he'll be an ax murderer and hope he gets her first.

So, like, if you go back to the guy that was going to get his candy cane turned into a donut, if that.

He's an old.

He's a man of age.

If he wants to do that, that's fine.

I mean, and he wants to pay.

For gross, but that's.

That's his.

Okay.

Yeah, but see, here's the deal.

I still don't want him sans candy cane, going into women's spaces.

I don't want him in a women's locker room.

I don't want him in a women's bathroom.

You know, I don't want him in any kind of women's safe space, a dressing room or something like that.

That's not that.

That is Comfortable with it.

Yeah, I would be very uncomfortable with that.

Exactly.

You know, I understand.

You want to pretend you're a woman.

That's fine.

But we have to really protect Bob if you don't get the fuck in here on time.

I can't.

He's just teasing.

Bob comes in at hour.

In.

Do you think you can start it?

It's truly an hour.

Start it over.

Oh, he's busy.

So.

All right.

So this kind of brings me to a story that you brought to me about a woman from Savannah, Georgia.

Yes.

From Dean, Dean and Bob.

Bob sent me this.

Dean sent it to you?

Bob sent it to me.

It's a mix up at a fraternity fertility clinic.

Do you want it?

Do you have it?

Do you want to write or do you want me to read it?

Do you want me to do it?

You want me to mumble through this?

I can.

I can.

I.

I've tried to be.

I'm trying to do a stellar job earlier.

I don't know.

I think that the fans are had enough of me reading.

Do you have it all written out or you don't?

I think I do have it all.

Did you put it all out?

Okay.

Oh, here it is.

Okay.

Oh, my word.

Okay, I'm sorry.

I was just scrolling through these and it's just there's a lot here.

Okay.

So I guess.

All right, so Christina Murray, a 38 year old woman from Savannah, Georgia, is suing coastal fertility specialists after an IFV mix up.

Excuse me, an IVF mix up resulted in her carrying and giving birth to another couple's biological child in December of 2023.

And they found this out after this woman, who is white and used a white sperm donor, immediately sensed something was wrong when she gave birth to a dark skinned African American baby.

What you talking about, Louis?

A DNA test confirmed the child was not genetically related to her.

So they essentially picked the wrong egg, fertilized it and stuck it.

Stuck it in.

So she was basically a test tube surrogate.

She was a surrogate, yeah.

And so the.

She bonded with this baby and initially wanted to keep him still, even though it was black.

Well, but she, she grew the baby essentially and birthed it.

So you get emotionally attached.

And she initially did want to keep the baby, but after the clinic contacted the biological parents and they wanted.

They took custody.

So Murray relinquished the child after five months to avoid a legal battle, leaving her emotionally devastated.

So where did her eggs go?

Where did her implanted egg.

Her eggs are probably still sitting in.

The jar, so she can just have another one.

Well, or did they get rid of them?

Or like.

In other words, I need more of the story.

Well, yes.

I mean, how much does it call.

How much do you get for in planning?

It's not, it's not cheap.

It's.

It's thousands.

Thousands and thousands.

Tens of thousands of dollars.

Okay.

Just to store them.

Because you.

Well, assuming you're storing the proper everything.

Right.

For the right person, it's thousands of dollars.

It's a lot of work to get them and then to store them at proper temp and this and that.

So, I mean, it's a whole biz.

It's a business.

So you get.

So she's going to get her money back.

Yeah, okay, I get that.

It's also a physical toll.

I mean, carrying a child and giving birth is not.

But easy.

Do you think that her eggs went into somebody else where she can go sue them or get that baby back?

I want my baby back.

Baby back, baby back.

There we go.

At the same time, I want my baby back, baby back.

Chilies.

Yeah, give me that baby back there.

It's very, it's very sad because, like, you know, she gave the baby up as.

Because it, I mean, technically it's not her baby.

Right.

She.

She was A womb.

She was an incubator for this baby and so she gave it up.

Now, I'm curious.

Was the.

Did the baby steal anything when she had it?

No.

No.

It's so terrible.

The spur.

I wonder if the sperm donor, if that is the father, that's the father of the baby.

But then with the other couple's egg.

So that's a whole mix up there.

She also knew immediately that she did it did not develop from one of her lab fertilized eggs.

The baby was black, while Mercury Mary and the sperm donor were both white.

She says that she later learned that the doctors had transferred another patient's embryo instead of her own.

So they fertilized that.

That other patient's embryo with the sperm donor.

How old was this kid when they went to give him up?

Oh, she was 38.

I know that, but I, I don't tell you how old the child was.

Five months.

Five months?

Yeah.

How attached do you get in five months?

Oh, I mean, it's, you know.

You've given up one of your kids at five months.

Well, you had a bunch, so I guess you wouldn't have missed them, right, Kid?

Me, I just take one.

There was days I gave them all up.

I'll pay you take it.

Just telling you, when you have four under the age of four, there's times you come home, you want to kill them all.

Oh, that's.

That's a you decision, sir.

I understand that.

I'm sure you didn't mean to double the number, but you did.

That's twins on her.

Her side, right?

I.

I think that she was.

I think because we got married later and she was like 38 or something like that.

I think she, she dropped two eggs.

Two eggs at the same time?

Yeah.

You know, my swimmers, they'll.

They'll fertilize anything.

They don't give a.

Oh, hey, there's one over here.

Oh, there's one over here.

Tag.

I'll get this one.

Yeah, that one.

You get the.

They swim past our climbs.

It's one thing about Jermaine.

It's one thing about Jamaico.

Swimmers.

I have those.

Mark Spitz of swimmers.

Right now we go the distance.

Who is the.

Who is the swimmer that had aids?

No, that was a diver.

That was Greg Louganis.

Greg Luganis, I guess.

You didn't do that.

He's a diver, not a swimmer.

Oh, sorry.

But anyhow, so, yeah, so I, I can't.

I'm trying to figure out how much money she's going to get.

For carrying a lot, she's gonna get a lot.

Black baby.

That's a bit.

It's.

It's the fact that you grew not your own child because you're the race.

The race has nothing to do with it.

Well, I think when that baby came out and they popped it up, she must have been like, what do you think that.

Is there another baby in here?

Once the.

Once the black baby came out, if she gets another chance to put another baby in there and carry another baby, does that devalue the next white child because a black baby came out first?

Oh, my God, no.

Just wondering.

Or is it more like because the.

Neighborhood'S already been ruined?

Is that what you're saying?

Or is it like when white people move back in and they just regentrification the neighborhood and it's fine again?

That's probably what it is.

That's what it is.

Okay.

Gonna re.

Gentrify her regenerative.

My womb.

Gotta get the black out.

Do you think she went home and sat on a garden hose for like two hours after she found out?

I didn't find out.

So she birthed it.

I understand that.

But they handed her the baby and she.

She was like, where the did this?

I think.

Wait a minute.

Hold on.

Where's your guy?

Hold up, hold up.

Something ain't right.

This is definitely something ain't right.

Hold up, wait a minute.

Something ain't right.

Yeah.

Oh, my God.

I just have a feeling she went home and got the.

The hose out and sat on that for a little while.

Bob says that when she got home with the baby, smoke detector started chirping.

What?

Are you kidding me?

Congratulations.

You know what happened?

He called for blackup.

She certainly got blacked up.

Oh, my goodness.

It's still.

It's a.

It's a.

It's a terrible situation for the family who may not have been ready to have their baby.

Now here's your baby, right?

Like, already homegrown.

Doctor puts the baby on her chest, right?

And she's like, whose baby is this?

And then the doctor said.

I thought you was gonna say, but apparently not.

Delvin.

Delvin, what are you doing?

You played that?

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Okay, this is about to get racist.

Just kidding.

I'm sure the baby's fine.

You already played it.

What do you mean?

Just kidding?

Oh, my God.

Not kidding.

Listen, I'm sure the baby will be fine.

Now, it was raised for five months by white people, so it's got that.

It's got that going for it.

Be playing football now with Patrick Mahomes.

Oh, certainly Kaepernick or whatever.

Maybe it'll be Colin Kaepernick, but.

Oh, all right.

All you people in the comments are disgusting.

See, now this is why I can't.

I can't have.

I can't let Duchess because she's too nice.

Where's the third comments?

Okay, so start locking up the valuables.

There you go.

You would think she had known her pregnancy food cravings include a watermelon, pickles, pig feet.

Yeah, the whole.

Every time she was hungry, she just had this instead of birth certificate.

It was given a bench warrant.

Thank you for the sticker.

I don't know.

You're welcome.

Oh, my God.

Sparky says you use white out to get the black out.

Oh, my God, Sparky.

That's why I love it.

Stop giggling like that.

She thought she gave birth to a Brillo pad.

All right, Dean, you all right there?

Fine.

When you get the giggles, team says.

Put Velcro on the ceiling to keep the kid from jumping on the bed.

Stop.

That comes in.

I told you little bastard.

Stop jumping on the bed.

Stop.

Oh, my God.

Okay, you want to change the subject, please?

Can we.

Changing the subject now so much.

Oh, you're welcome for the sticker, Matt.

So everybody's still upset about the deportations.

They're.

They're out.

They're out in force.

They're out.

They're protesting to keep them.

Keep them criminals in this country.

So lady was trying to go across.

I don't take my gardener.

Right.

And you know who they are?

They're the.

You know, they're the.

All the liberal white women.

Crazy white women.

White liberal women.

So here's a lady, she's trying to get across to talk to some of these people, and she's meaning a little bit of resistance.

Here we go.

Are you building a wall and preventing me from.

From freely moving?

I'm not touching you.

Okay, I'm gonna go.

What are we, five?

I'm not touching you.

I'm not touching.

I'm just standing in front of you, so you can't go anywhere.

And I'm not touching you.

So now you have to touch me.

Who.

Okay, so who is the woman trying to get past?

All right, so the lady with the messy bun is trying to get past the girl with the white hair.

And then you see this other girl with the rape whistle and the blue hair.

Blue and red hair, right?

So she's there to.

To watch.

She's a.

What are they called?

Liberal white girls.

Right.

Blocking the way of another white woman who's trying to get through.

Exactly.

Not supporting their message.

Right.

Okay, here we go.

Go around.

They're building a wall around me right.

Now, which I thought you guys were against that, like, Donald Trump is ruining everything.

Why are you guys building a wall.

And preventing someone from moving?

You're trouble.

Like the illegal immigrants, right?

Yeah, you're trouble.

Yeah, I know they're trouble.

You guys.

You guys don't want illegal.

You guys want illegal immigrants coming to our country that rape people, bring drugs, bring crime.

But I'm just here.

I'm just a little woman out here.

Look, there she goes.

Hands up.

Don't shoot.

Right.

Where's your walking stick, by the way?

Weren't you.

Are you being able.

See, I would have jammed that.

There you go.

There you go.

There comes the crazy out.

I would have jammed that microphone.

When she opened her mouth like that, I'd jam that microphone all the way into the cord.

As soon as you call, like, I'm disabled.

Yeah, she's walking, walking, walking.

And then all of a sudden, she realized that she didn't have her.

Her walking cane, her disabled stick.

The scream was fun, right?

That's that.

This is like we discussed on the morning show yesterday.

Once you scream, your message is done.

Like, I was almost with her with, like, it was annoying, but, like, the silent protest or rational discussion, I'm okay with that.

But once you start screeching rape whistles.

Aaron says that the rape whistle is the definition of optimism.

Okay, so this chick crazy chick screams because she's mad.

Yeah.

Again, that's her only argument, is to scream into a microphone.

I'm with Bruce.

Bruce says, you know what happened to the water cannons?

You know, you should bring, like, a.

Like a water bottle with some vinegar in it or something.

And you like a cat.

She probably get beat up if she did it.

She probably.

This woman probably from this.

This.

I don't know.

They're both white.

Well, there's a bunch of them.

That's the problem.

Right?

All right, so keep playing.

Scream over here.

So then the police come.

Louder, louder.

Jesus Christ.

For what?

I don't have an idiot.

Okay, let's go stand over here.

We're gonna talk.

For what?

Because you cannot be out here disrupting.

We are doing security, and this is.

No, you're not.

We're doing security.

Security.

We're doing security.

She's DEI security for sure.

That's a Chunky Galaxy.

All right, listen, you two secure in.

Anything but a Big Mac.

Listen, you two weirdos go over There.

You're done, Disruptor.

I am security.

Okay, this is Caitlyn Bennett, and she's trying to go through our crowd and stir stuff up in her Christian news.

She's gonna come too.

Okay?

We're not gonna sit here and scream.

Okay, then I will stop screaming.

That's all you had to ask.

We're gonna go stand over here, and then we'll continue.

That's it.

You're done.

Yeah, you're done.

I hope she screamed again and I hope that big ass cop threw her the ground and knelt on her back.

Yeah, I have a disability.

Now.

You're getting crushed.

So whatever.

You're an ableist.

You're an ableist.

Oh, ableist.

That's right.

I forgot.

All right, we got teachers out there.

Teachers are out there protesting that big, giant orange Cheeto bed.

Man, stop ringing that.

Teachers convict.

Yeah, yeah.

Wants to secure the crowd, but not the border.

Hi, my name is Kirsten, and I'm.

Marching for our democracy.

Yeah.

So what has Donald Trump done that.

Threatens democracy, you think?

Everything.

I mean, he's going against the LGBTQ+ community, which is what I'm a part of.

He's going against my immigrant.

I'm a snapper licker.

I've been a snapper licker since college.

Community.

That I'm part of.

Like, it's against the community.

Community, Great neighbors.

He's going against the other teachers and, like, our safety in the schools.

Everything safe.

So tell me what rights you think have been threatened?

My rights to do this.

My voting rights.

My.

Wrong, wrong, wrong.

None of that's.

None of that's right.

And you're a teacher.

You can still vote.

You're a teacher.

This is.

This is ridiculous.

This is goddamn ridiculous.

To protect the people as a teacher, like, if ICE comes into my school, I'm not giving my kids up.

You think our rice.

Oh, you're giving them up, lady, or you're going.

You're going out of there in handcuffs.

You want to go to jail too?

Yeah.

Tom Holman, make sure you go cuff her too.

Tom Holman will be like, whatever Budwegger says.

This is why kids are stupid.

This is exactly why kids are stupid.

Yeah, we don't understand how it works.

It's a shame you can't deport them to really is.

Oh, she do.

Well, Sparky says it's.

Where is the LGBTQ ABC+ written on the Bill of Rights?

You have no rights.

Shut up.

Shut up.

Making sense.

Stop making sense.

Bruce says we're going to need some bigger mental institutions Think of it like a bigger boat.

Jaws.

I get it.

Bigger boat.

Yeah.

I mean, because they're out there now, and thank God.

I'm.

Listen, there's some things that I'm against that they do this.

I'm ab.

Absolutely.

For colored hair.

Yeah.

Green color.

We're chopping it off.

Cutting it off.

What are you doing?

Cutting your own hair.

What does that.

It proves you're nuts.

Right, because she doesn't want to date any Trump supporters.

Now, I'll be honest with you.

They don't want to date you.

She's.

No, she's pretty.

She would.

She could.

Well, without the green.

The green hair is a dead giveaway.

You like crazy.

So you don't care what color her hair is.

That's what got you.

Right?

Here we go.

She's got crazy face.

No, she's not.

She doesn't have crazy face.

This is crazy, her shaving her head like this.

You get a boner over it.

That's your thing.

No, I'm not getting a boner over it.

I'm just saying she's an attractive woman.

Guys in the chat, on a scale 1 to 10.

Okay.

With.

And if she had normal color hair and wasn't shaving her head like a metal patient.

No, no, that's not.

The question is, would you date that?

I'm not saying that.

On a.

Just attractive.

Change her hair color and all that.

That's my rules here.

I'm making this up.

You're making it up.

Listen, on a scale 1 to 10, how hot is she?

Please, just let me know.

Let's see if anybody says what she is.

Bruce says doable.

Pocky says 2.

Bud rugger says 1.

Bruce gives her an 8.

See, I'm with Bruce, stupid.

So love you, Bruce, but no, stop.

Yeah, cuts her all her hair off.

Balanced well.

Because you like crazy.

You like crazy.

Bruce likes crazy.

No, no, no, no.

Okay, let me just show you something here.

All right, this is crazy, but not attractive.

That's crazy, but not attractive.

Man.

That's a man.

I understand that.

All right, well, you're not dating a man.

No, but I'm saying if that was a woman.

If that looked, you know, if that was a woman.

That's.

That's not right.

Whoops.

I know.

I like crazy.

And Asian trans models.

Damn it.

What did I just do?

I did something here.

I broke everything.

That's because I don't know what I'm doing here.

Oh, here you go.

This.

That's crazy.

4.

If she gives up the butt.

Of course I Forgot Dean.

I forgot.

Bob says I like Daddy issues crazy.

Not green hair, shaving, tick tock.

I like daddy issues crazy.

Not green hair, shave, shaven head crazy.

I get it.

Well, you know, there's that now.

There's this thing out where you stream.

It's called a IRL in real life, you go out, you put your phone, your stream all over the place.

Well, here's a girl, she's a streamer.

Wait, wait, what?

This girl here, she's a streamer.

What part of you.

What part did.

I'm trying to understand what you're saying.

So in real life.

So it's just a live stream?

It's a live stream.

They just go, you know, they.

They go into the mall, they're in the car.

Like in real life.

Yeah, that's what they call, I guess what this is what they call it in real life.

Streaming in real life.

So here's Felicia Gillespie.

Gillespie.

She's been on our podcast.

She's out right now and she's streaming and she will not stop.

She's like Eric Zane.

She will not stop looking at the chat.

So she's looking at the chat and she's driving.

Keep looking.

Oops.

Grab her phone.

First thing to be like, my phone.

Nobody's heard from her since, so we don't know what I mean.

They got this off the live stream, but nobody knows where she's at.

She's fine.

Who knows?

She's fine.

You're fine.

There's nothing wrong with you.

Not for nothing.

That's what you get for looking at your phone, and you know it is.

And now you live stream the fact that you're watching your phone while you're driving.

You dumb.

Yes.

So guess who's not getting anything insured and who's gonna.

Whoever hits you is gonna sue the out of you.

So a lot of women taking Ls this week.

There's a lady that was down a Canadian woman, she's 55 years old, she's down at Turk and Caicos, and she's out.

Sorry, it's my favorite story.

Jesus, Duchess.

I'm sorry.

So stupid.

Very in the lead here, Duchess.

Sorry.

Go ahead.

So she's out snorkeling and she sees a bull shark.

And she goes to the bull shark.

Goes, oh, it's a widow bull shark.

Right?

And so she goes to.

I don't know, she stuck her hands out and the thing took one hand off at the wrist and the other one off at the middle of her arm.

She lost both hands in a shark Attack while vacationing.

The incident occurred when she attempted to take a photo of the shark while snorkeling in shallow waters.

Witnesses reported that the shark, estimated to be 6 to 7ft long.

That's not a little shark.

It's not like bull shark six, not seven along anymore.

So.

All right, so if you're.

But yeah, I'm sorry, if you.

She's a grown ass woman and I'm pretty sure she might have seen a shark movie once or twice.

Right?

It's going to take a picture.

I see a shark in the water, I'm not gonna go pet it.

Well, she wanted to keep levitating on the water.

She wanted to get a picture of it.

Now.

Bull sharks.

Yeah, but bull sharks are really, really nasty.

Not that she knows what a bull shark is.

Yeah, right.

It doesn't matter.

Any shark that swims up to you, right?

Go the the other way.

Get away from it.

Why would you want to be like, oh, I'm gonna pet it?

At first, the shark bumped her legs and circled around to bite her thigh.

She raised her hands to protect herself.

The shark severed both of them.

One at the wrist, the other at the mid forearm.

Her husband rushed into the water to help, managing to keep the shark at bay.

Look at this guy.

I'd have been looking.

I'd been looking for other dates to take to her funeral.

I'd have been like, well, it was nice knowing you.

Yeah.

Other beachgoers provided assistance by making a makeshift tourniquet to control her bleeding.

And she was transported to the local.

To the local hospital.

Later flown to Canada for further medical treatment.

But the problem is their medical treatment so bad, she had to wait two weeks to get her surgery.

Maybe they'll grow back.

She's laying there like this with her hands up.

Please.

Local authorities close the beaches, but then reopen them shortly after.

You know, what are we gonna do?

Shark Week Woman's family has set up a GoFundMe page to help her recovery efforts.

Nope.

Yeah, she.

She definitely needs a hand.

There we go.

All that for that Stupid.

Joaquin says read this voice in essential micro voice.

I can't.

He used to do Shark week.

A Canadian woman, 55, lost both her hands and a shark.

Hold on, let me try something here.

A Canadian woman, 65, lost her hands in a shark attack while the incident.

Occurred when she attempted to take a photo with the shark while snorkeling in shallow waters.

So stupid.

Witnesses recorded that this dumb estimated the shark was 6 to 7ft long and bumped her leg.

Sorry.

It's not micro, it's not even close.

I, I, if I see a shark, I am gone.

It's gonna be like a cartoon, like jumping out, like running in the air like woo.

And gone, like I don't know why, why.

So can I tell you a story?

Of course.

All right.

So my dad and two of his friends went down the Keys, Florida Keys for a fishing trip.

They towed a boat down there and they're, and the Keys are amazing places.

It's amazing place to go fishing.

Beautiful down there.

You can see 40ft down, you see a fish coming towards you.

You don't want to catch that fish.

You move your bait away.

So they're fishing.

All of a sudden something grabs their hook and just peels all the line right off.

Just Takes the whole bale and snaps it.

This happened the first day, this happened the second day.

So my dad says fuck this fish.

I'm going to feed something.

Yeah, my dad, so they go, when they go home, he goes to the hardware store, he gets 38 nylon rope.

He gets a gaffing hook.

Oh my God.

Right.

And he ties it to the bow and he puts a, he lets out about six feet and he ties it to a empty water jug, like a bleach jug.

So it's got like a bobber.

Yeah, I've seen Jaws.

I know.

So now take down three barrels.

So my dad catches a small shark that's about a foot and a half long.

Foot and a half, two foot long.

He hooks the shark through this dorsal fin and sends it out.

So it's swimming around.

All of a sudden the fucking boat starts getting pulled backwards.

So.

Oh my God.

Like just so they're pulling, they're pulling the ropes of my dad's which has got wrapped around the cleat.

So they start to boat up and they're going to try to, they're going to try to turn this fish around because it's got 38 rope, right?

So they're, and he says, and the thing's still pulling the fucking boat.

All of a sudden it stops, it stops pulling the boat.

So my dad goes, ah, got off.

So they're pulling it, pulling it, pulling it, pulling.

When they pulled up, when they got the hook up, the thing comes up here.

It's a ten foot bull shark.

Oh, look at that.

Mouth comes out of the water.

The guy flips over backwards because he sees this big shark mouth come over.

You want to know why it stopped fighting?

A bigger shark took a bite out of it.

Now I have pictures of this matter of fact If I can next week I can bring them back.

Put it up, we'll share it on the.

Here's my hands.

All right.

That was bigger.

The shark bite that took out of the bull shark was bigger than that.

It was bigger than that.

So it's a bigger bull shark that ate that bullshit.

Well, we don't know what size shark it was, but it took a huge bite out of it.

So they're aggressive.

So yeah.

So now this, this boat's 16 foot long.

They pull this 10 foot shark into the boat with the, with the bite.

Chunk out of it.

Right.

Apparently bull sharks good eaten.

So they took it down to the place and the guy says, well, I'll buy that off you.

So he says, well how much they got enough money for the bull shark per pound.

Where they were end up, they bought lobster and shrimp and clams and stuff like that.

And that's what they ate for dinner that night.

Yeah, I ain't eating shark that I'll eat.

I'll eat.

I love the fact that my, my dad instead of like cutting a rope and said fuck this, cut the rope.

He starts to boat up.

I'll get this motherfucker, I'mma catch this.

That's insane.

Insane.

That's insane.

There's the shark stories are, are bonkers.

And I think what's neat is like with the story with bull sharks, like there was that whole like back in the 1920s, there was a shark attacks in New Jersey that started.

It started at one point, New Jersey and traveled south like so it just kind of went down through.

And it started out in a.

One of the attacks was in.

What do they call it in the brackish water.

Right.

And there's not many sharks that can survive in that, but a bull shark is one of them.

And the attacks were all very aggressive.

It just came up and, and, and ap.

It murdered people.

They.

It.

But they never were able to.

To catch it.

But by the descriptions of how big it was, it was clearly a massive.

Most likely a bull shark that came and just attacked people, attacked children, attacked women bathing in the.

At the beach.

It attacked.

It just went through the state and the, the miles on it from the attacks were incredible.

So it was hit a lot of.

It was probably the same shark.

It was probably the same shark.

Of course it was.

Yeah, absolutely.

So we, the fact that it went through and just eight people was so disturbing.

We used to go out night fishing for sharks.

Oh no.

So you go out, you anchor up and you throw chum like jaws.

So we're out there and the biggest shark I caught was a five foot tiger shark.

They're fun to catch.

They're, they're, they're very fun to catch.

But what you do is.

Cause you don't want them to get in a boat.

Cause they'll, they'll turn around and bite you.

They're very, they'll get you.

Yeah, they have a bang stick.

And what a bang stick is.

It's like a long metal pole and you put like a shotgun shell in it.

And when you, when it comes up, you take it and you hit it in the back of the head with the stick and it shoots the shark through the head with the, with the shotgun shell?

Yeah.

Oh, it's called a bang stick.

And that's how we used to get them.

Is that a weapon or is that something like somebody made that up and like I just smack them with a bullet?

Well, it was.

You buy them, you buy them.

Oh, and then you put a shot.

Yeah, put a shell in it and then.

So you'd get it.

Do they still sell those?

I imagine they do.

Oh, okay.

So then what you.

I remember because at one time, I forget what we.

Before we had the bang stick, they used to bring a rifle and then when it would come up, you would just take the rifle and shoot it with a rifle.

So now we're out.

It's my dad, my dad's cousin, me.

And so I forget who the other person is.

And they got the shark and my dad's up on the flying bridge.

He's on the flying bridge with a rifle and he goes to shoot the shark and he shoots the fucking leader of.

He shoots the line and the line and the shark gets away and my cousin goes, what the fuck?

Why'd you shoot the line?

My dad goes, you give me a thousand shots.

I couldn't shoot that line.

I couldn't shoot that line.

Like he was aiming for it.

So that's when they got the bang stick.

The bang stick was cool because that thing would come up and then you'd get it to the boat and then you'd just be able to get it and hit it in the head.

And all of a sudden that thing would go pow.

And then that would take all the fight out of them.

Well, yeah.

Shot in the head do that to you?

Yeah.

Say like, I'm gonna fight.

Yeah.

You see like the lights out, the X's over the eyes.

Like done.

The other thing about the trip down in Florida Keys was that guys, my father and his two buddies, they wanted to get an all over tan.

So they were out there fishing naked.

Ew.

I don't know.

Anyhow, why?

With other dudes?

Yeah, it's just other guys.

Wang's hanging out.

Well apparently they didn't.

They forgot about how strong the sun is down there and they didn't put any.

And the one guy got like second degree.

Oh no.

Second degree sunburn with blisters and everything.

And he.

So they said they wanted to get that stuff.

What's that stuff you run on rubble and sunburn.

That's supposed to take the stick.

Well, it was before that you sprayed in a can.

It was something like basitracin or something.

Solar cane.

Solar cane.

That's what a solar cane.

Alcohol in it.

Why do you want to spray?

So they went to go get solar cane and my dad says if you're getting solar cane you better get the spray because I ain't rubbing it on your ass.

Has a question.

Is the bank stick like one of those power hammers used to tile walls to tie walls to concrete?

It kind of is.

It kind of is.

But it, you know that has a trigger and you hold it there.

This thing is just like an aluminum pole and it has a shotgun shell on the end of it.

And when you hit this you.

The plunger goes down and hits the, the primer and then it's the primer, you know the shell goes off and it's got a casing around it so it just goes out instead of explodes.

And you can use.

They use buckshot.

Buckshot, Birdshot, buckshot.

They use buckshot and sometimes they would use slugs.

But you know I like buckshot because that way you knew you're going to get something in them.

It was hard shot.

Well their skin's real thick.

Like you need to.

Yeah, I think the buckshot probably, I.

Mean the five, the five footer was over £100.

The five foot tiger shark was over £100.

They're good eating.

You skin them and then you stake them and you stake them about an inch thick and then you can put them on a barbecue.

They're really good eating.

I love shark.

Shark's really good eating.

Now you don't think you can eat yourself.

Seafood live at the shore.

I don't like seafood.

I'm not much of a fish person.

Like I won't eat like a bony fish but sharks all cartilage so there's no bones.

So I'll eat a shark, I'll eat tuna.

But like salmon, trout, weak fish, blue fish, all that, you know.

People used to eat, right.

Oh, blue fish.

So many people eat that around here.

Isn't that like garbage?

So bad like that.

And like monkfish, you have to.

Well, monkfish is pretty good.

They call that poor man lobster.

Here's the thing with bluefish.

Blue fish, what you got to do is once you catch them, you got to cut them at the gills and bleed them.

So you got to bleed them so the blood gets at them because the blood stays in them.

It's just.

They're just rank.

I hate bluefish.

Just a very strong fish.

I like a flounder.

I like a light, flaky fish life.

Flaky.

A lot of people catch blue fish.

They fish off the lighthouse, like, off the piers, and they just.

And there's, like, coolers and they just keep throwing, you know, fish and fish and fish.

Like, gross.

Not my cup of tea.

But, hey, fishing's fun.

I don't want to eat the fish.

I just like to go fishing.

That's always cool, officers.

Once a poor man's lobster.

You're right, because who eats seabugs?

And now they're a delicacy, like.

And they charge whatever, a pound for those fucking things.

That's insane.

So we were.

I'm just going to do a couple of these real, real quick over at cnn, they're all freaking the fuck out because of the.

Because of Donald Trump to what he's doing with the.

It's.

They don't mind cutting the waste and the.

And the grift and all this and all that, but they just don't like the way he's doing it.

So they had Mr.

Wonderful on there and.

Oh, Kevin, what's his face from shark tanks.

I gotta hang on.

Wrong guy.

I gotta.

I gotta reshare.

Gotta reshare my screen.

It's a different window.

Different window.

Here it is.

All right, so here's.

Here he is at the panel, and they're horrified by this.

Yeah.

I think the issue is they're not whacking enough.

There's this concept in private equity when.

You get a bankrupt company and you go in there, you cut 20% more.

Than your initial read, and then you.

Find, like, a pool of mercury.

The organization gels back together again.

Always cut deeper, harder.

When there's fat and waste.

The faa, it's not the people.

The code is Cobalt.

It's from the 60s.

It needs capex put into it for.

The technology we upgraded to make it safer.

Fat like a chicken.

All of these agencies are like big fat chickens dripping over barbecues.

Of fat.

This is the best barbecue I've ever seen.

But I don't think it's happening fast enough.

They're not cutting enough.

Keep slashing, keep hacking while you have a 24 month mandate before the midterms.

Cut, cut, cut, cut, cut, cut.

More, more cutting.

Believe me, it's going to work out just great.

Everybody with the nuclear codes, cut them.

So again, here we go with the nuclear codes.

Yeah, we're going to sell them.

No, no, no.

Everything but the nuclear codes, you stupid twat.

Jesus Christ.

These people, they can't.

They can't stand to be wrong.

She had to be zippy.

So, you know, be great if he turned around, he's like, yeah, you.

I.

I don't know.

Look, the guy's rich.

The guy's clearly financially savvy.

So why would you have someone on who is that savvy, that smart, knows how it works, and then question him?

Because he's ruining.

He's ruining everything.

He's taking all their slush fund money.

He's killing all the jobs that when they get out of government, they jump to this job.

They jump to the private sector, which is funded by the government.

The government.

So why would you question Mr.

Wonderful?

Well, because they have to do financial.

Yeah.

Because they're stupid.

Stupid otherwise.

Yeah, they're dumb.

Speaking of dumb, I don't know why they keep having this guy Tim Burkitt on.

He's a senator.

Or is he a.

I don't know if he's a senator or a congressman, but this guy slays him.

This is the one that got.

What's he called?

Fired.

Tim Acosta.

Yeah.

And he doesn't disappoint this time either.

Congressman.

Hold on, I want to go to this question because again, it's.

It's not.

I'm sorry, were you gonna say something?

He's congressman.

Oh, he's congressman.

Okay.

Yeah, he's a congressman.

Here we go on a question of whether waste should be rooted out of the government.

So many people agree with that, but now we're seeing it's the way it's being done.

The government.

It's not how you do it, it's the way you do it.

This is a.

The way we want you to.

This is such a woman's statement.

It's not what you're doing, it's how you're doing it.

You know, you're being mean.

You're being.

You know, people are getting fired like that.

What are they going to do?

Yeah, yeah.

Well, again, the government was bloated.

They hired all these people that they don't need.

And unfortunately, this is what happens.

Gotta let them go.

Gotta let them go.

Whoops, here we go.

Government is trying to claw back several employees who oversaw nuclear weapons.

After they were fired, they realized, oh, we made a mistake.

We need these staffers who oversee nuclear weapons.

A professor at the University of Maryland, Don Kettle, who specializes in silver service.

Told the Washington Post that, yes, the government is likely full of wasteful bloat, but said a clumsy fix is worse.

Than no fix at all.

Saying it's like going to a meat.

Market, getting a piece of steak and trying to cut out the fat with a sledgehammer.

That would only make a mess of the meat.

All right, so before he gets.

So, again, this.

This is what happened.

They get let go of some people that apparently were watching the nuclear weapons or what.

I'm not sure what they were doing, but this is their big.

This is their hill they're going to die on.

And you know what he did?

He hired them right back.

He's like, oops, sorry about that.

No problem.

You still got your job.

No big deal.

Sorry.

And they move back on.

But they can't let.

They got to let.

They can't let this go.

Do you think, Congressman, that is a fair point, that the way this is being done is clumsy rather than methodical?

Again, you're upset about your.

Your attacking the message carried, not the results.

You talk about nuclear secrets.

You had a nuclear.

A person who was in charge of nuclear secrets, a man who dressed up as a woman, would go into the airport and steal women's luggage, was overseeing those nuclear secrets under the Biden administration.

And I never heard y'all say a peep about that again, man, I don't know.

Stop.

Stop with your facts.

Stop your facts.

I need the answer that I want you to tell me.

Don't give me this about this other guy, this.

This crazy person that stole stuff, and he was in charge of this.

The Biden administration and everybody, they confirmed him and everything.

Yeah.

Don't tell me that.

Hold on.

Answer the question.

Was this sloppy?

Elon Musk.

Well, you need to look it up.

He's a.

It's okay.

It's all.

Google it over the Internet, all over.

He was.

Uncharted question is, this is unrelated to the people overseeing nuclear weapons being fired.

And Elon Musk himself said, we're moving so fast, of course there will be mistakes.

The question is, you know, some of.

These mistakes are really high stakes.

Firing, accidentally firing people overseeing nuclear weapons.

Do you see that point?

Humans will make mistakes, ma'am.

But currently, these are bloated programs.

You have no show employees that are.

That are angry that they're having to go back to work, that they've moved and they're not.

No one's disagreeing.

There's bloat and waste.

Jobs were.

No one's disagreeing.

Well, then why are y'all not exposing it?

Have y'all.

Have y'all even talked about, hey, Mozambique, we sent them $10 million for circumcisions.

I mean, goodness gracious, ma'am, Americans are.

We have.

We've been covering at length salaries, where the money is going.

You all.

All y'all do is run down Elon Musk and Donald Trump, and you continuously do this.

And that's why your ratings are in the tank, ma'am.

All right, Congressman Tim Burchett, we're going.

To leave it there.

I do appreciate your time coming on and having this conversation in her ear.

They're like, shut him the fuck up.

Wrap them up.

You're not going to cost me like you did.

What's the guy's name again?

Tim Acosta.

Whatever.

I forget his name, what his first name was.

Oh, wow, he's substack Acosta now.

Oh, hold on.