Doing Boss Man Sh!t | Episode 299

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Give our show away for free and tell no one how to find it.

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Hey, everybody.

Welcome in to the Boomer Bunker Monday edition.

How you been?

You miss us?

It seemed like a month since I know.

We did Wednesday and it seemed like a month since we got back.

Boy, all the stuff that happens, you could do a show every day with just a nonsense.

Just a nonsense.

If only, if only, if only we could.

Yeah, I was testing some equipment.

When was that?

This Friday.

When did I do it?

Friday.

That I was testing the equipment.

Riverside, Saturday.

Was it Saturday?

You were there Saturday.

I came in and I came in after my walk.

Yeah, I was whining and bitching and moaning about my life, my burn it all down moment.

You're.

You're a little burn it all down.

Thought maybe you're on your period or something.

Just like I said.

I get.

Maybe you're right.

Maybe it is.

Maybe that's what it is.

Maybe it's just me.

You know those, Just a little emotional.

Said he would tune in every day.

Yeah, see, I mean, I, I, I love it.

I love it, but yeah.

And every once in a while I get in there, crazy salty mood.

But I test my equipment.

Dean tests his equipment every day.

I don't think it's the same kind of equipment.

Dean, his equipment.

Dean's an analog guy.

He's a hands on analog guy.

He's a hands on guy.

Oh, my.

One of the things I want to start doing with my other podcast, Brand X, because we go back all the way to 2016, I want to start taking some of the stories and then just throwing them up since we only record once a month.

And then take some of those stories.

And this week I put up Billy the Clown.

Billy the Clown.

Very funny.

Yeah, it was, it's, it's an eight minute.

It's a quick listen.

Go to.

Just subscribe to Brand X podcast.

Real easy to do and check out Billy the Clown.

But we have.

It's like a lot of those stories where we do like couple crazy things.

I think the next one I'm going to do is where I had a voice changer and that's when I was singing to dirty deeds done dirt cheap in, in the voice of Zig Zog.

Zip tie, whatever.

Zip tie from the planet Zigzag.

You know your bits.

No, no, no idea.

Every time It's a different.

But that's okay.

That's what makes it fun.

So that's why you have to tune in.

You never know what the story is going to be.

Exactly.

So I have a story that I heard, and I said, you know, I'd like to talk about this.

Let's do it.

So there's this radio station, and I think it's called Sewing.

Google in the Morning, Jubal.

In the Morning, Jubal.

Google, whatever.

And they have this thing, it's called the sec.

The Second Date.

Or Tear it Down Tuesday or Whip Them Out Wednesday.

You know, it's one of those Tear it down.

That's like your kind of show.

Tear it.

Burn it down.

Burn it down.

Yeah, Tear it down Tuesday.

So this Saturday, this woman calls and she says, I was ready to get married.

We're there, and then all of a sudden, we can't find the groom.

Nowhere.

We searched the whole place.

He's gone.

I mean, it's the day of the wedding, she's in her dress, everybody's there.

They go, gone.

He skipped.

He skipped.

She couldn't find him when.

I mean, he was gone.

He didn't go back to work or anything like, he was gone.

Gone.

That poor woman.

Oh, my God.

All right, so she calls the radio station.

Oh, no, no.

She hires a private investigator to find this motherfucker.

Because that's how women are.

They will.

They are great detectives.

That is the ghosting of ghosting.

Like, you left her at the altar and vanished.

Yeah.

You know what?

If someone did that to you, you'd want to know what the happened.

Even if you found him so you could beat the out of him.

It's something.

Anything.

He blocked her phone number so she couldn't call him.

So she calls.

She gets a hold of this radio station.

The radio station calls him.

He picks up.

What a dummy.

Okay, so he picks up and he starts out.

And she's like.

And he's like, what happened?

He says, well, I really.

I can't really tell.

And then she.

Because she's listening, she jumps in and she goes, what do you mean you can't tell?

And he says, well, all right, I wasn't supposed to tell.

Whatever.

But the day of the wedding, your father gave me a check for $80,000.

Not to get married.

Not to get married.

80,000.

$80,000.

Right.

And so the groom takes this 80 grand.

He Irish goodbyes out.

What a scumbag.

Right.

Well, dad and the.

Okay, so who.

All right, so you're the bride.

Who are you now?

You just found out you're mad at the groom, right?

Because he took $80,000 he dished you for money, right?

Now, are you mad now?

You found out your dad gave him a check for 80,000?

Who are you mad at?

Who are you mad at?

Dad.

Dad.

Oh, my God.

He.

If that was the love of your life, I wish I knew.

More backstory.

Like I want to know.

Like, why did dad pay him off?

It could be one or two things.

If dad's can.

If dad can write a check for 80 grand, he's probably worth more money.

And maybe dad was make.

Made this test where here.

I'm going to give him a check for 80 grand.

Let's see how he feels about this.

The day of the wedding.

The day of the wedding, he already paid for everything.

Hey, look, you're going to have a party anyhow.

Who wants to have that party?

You can come in the room crying, everybody's looking at you like, loser.

I mean, where's the groove?

When you're expecting to get married and then a half hour later, your whole moment of your life at that time is ruined?

I.

I don't know if I want to go hang out and dance with friends.

You know, it's funny, I never thought about.

It's the big day.

It's the big day.

It's.

Oh, my day.

My big day.

This is my big day as a woman.

I'm.

I'm going to be a bride.

I'm going to be Mrs.

Sound like.

A lovely bride, Mrs.

Douchebag.

First of all, I'm thinking 80 grand, he probably could hold out for a hundred.

Like.

But why did dad pay him?

Why?

I think it was because he wanted to see if he would take the money.

If he takes the money, he really doesn't love his daughter, right?

Would you.

But wouldn't you test him like the week before?

Maybe like the day before?

Like, not literally, as his daughter is standing there losing her shit.

The father never said anything.

Entire family and friends.

I would be.

I would die.

Well, I don't know if the groomsmen knew or not, because they, they were all looking for him.

They all ran around looking for him.

But maybe the guys knew.

He's like, hey, listen, I'm.

I'm skedaddling.

I got an 80 grand check.

You can't say anything.

Listen, you know, bros can't say nothing.

Just.

How do.

Yeah, you got to cash 80 grand out at once.

I need more money than that to leave.

Although I don't.

Look, I don't know how most Men feel when they got married.

But I was the day, like, a week before.

I'm like, what am I doing?

Do I really want to go through with this?

You know, can I get out?

I think everybody has those moments.

Yeah.

Like, I don't know if the day of, somebody would have handed me an $80,000 check.

I don't know if I wouldn't have.

Irish, goodbye.

I had serious, serious doubts when I went to get married that I was making a big mistake.

But then, like every other person, I'm like, well, I already paid.

I already paid for this and paid for that and paid for this.

And then you think to yourself, okay, I just spent $30,000 for everything.

Okay, now fuck it.

How much.

How much would that cost?

How much does divorce cost?

Right?

So is that.

So you gotta weigh it, and then you gotta weigh the rest of your life.

And I was just wondering.

I was like, if someone would have offered me a check for $80,000.

Would I?

Irish, goodbye.

Now, see, here's the problem.

You got to leave your life.

You gotta leave your job.

Like, what kind of job?

Like, what kind of guy has a job where he just gets up and goes, moves out of town, just packs his and goes?

Yeah, I don't.

I don't know how.

There.

There's more.

There has to be more to this story.

Like, dad found something, or this guy's a scumbag and something happened.

Dad's like, 80 grand.

Get the out of here.

Right.

You know?

All right.

Can I.

Can I say with some of the comments, sure.

That's what you're there for.

That's your job.

Well, I don't want to interrupt your story.

I know.

My job is to click comments.

I know.

So Bruce says we.

We see how Ms.

J.

Ms.

Jamingo feels.

That's me.

But says the check bounced.

Maybe.

I don't know.

You know, very sweetly, if you really love someone, no amount of money should sway you.

I agree.

I agree with that.

That.

I agree.

And then Mike says, I would ask dad if I was still allowed to banger before.

So I don't think that would have.

I don't think that would have worked.

I don't think you ask.

Yeah, I think you.

You know, he just.

Irish, goodbye.

And then she hired us, found him, a PI to find this guy.

Like, this guy.

These dudes are probably not hard to find.

Disappeared.

Like, really disappeared.

And 80 grand, you don't disappear forever.

You disappear for, like, maybe a month.

Okay, so you're in your 20s.

Look, you're in your 20s, you got, I don't know, some kind of carpenter job or maybe you're of labor.

Whatever you are, whatever you're doing, you're making, I don't know, $20 an hour, right?

And there's.

And someone gives you 80 grand and says, get out of town.

And you're like, all right, you know, I'm.

I'm gonna skedaddle.

Maybe, I don't know, maybe had family somewhere else or somewhere else could catch on or whatever, and he decided to bounce.

But I'm thinking to myself, he didn't.

Even change his number, stupid ass that he is.

No, no, he did change his number.

Well, she found him.

She had a PI to find him.

Oh, the PI Ran him down, found him, got his new number.

She had called him.

He.

She had blocked her number, I thought with the old number.

Maybe he did okay.

Maybe he did okay.

There's little holes, a couple.

Few holes in the stories.

Because remember, this is told.

Told over radio.

Those holes.

Yeah, it's told over the radio.

You know, they can't go through.

It's not like they have an hour to go through all these little details, right?

But then I'm thinking to myself, how does that daughter go to Christmas dinner family functions when her father ruined her life?

But did he Did, Because.

Well, that's the.

That's the hanging part that we don't know.

Was he a scumbag?

Did he have another wife?

Did he have a family?

Well, let's not get in that.

Here's.

Here's what we know.

He took 80 grand the day of the wedding and skedaddled.

Yeah.

Did he do her a favor if he got skedaddled for 80?

Stop trying to use big, stupid words, John.

If he skedaddled for $80,000, how long do you think he'd actually last in.

In a marriage?

Like, what's this?

So he.

It's one of those things where you.

You teach.

It's.

It's tough love for your child.

I would never do that.

I.

Well, I was going to say, what would you do if this happened to your daughter?

She just got left at the altar like.

Like the day of the wedding.

It's not like he's already paid for everything.

So you're stuck.

The father pays for everything, right?

And he also gives the guy 80 grand and the guy leaves, and he's like, okay, whatever.

Say skedaddle one more time.

Skedaddle.

Shenanigans.

Shenanigans.

He skedaddled because of shenanigans.

I thought it was just like a A shitty thing to do to the.

To the daughter, but it really did something.

So I have a story.

All right, So I have a friend.

You know, when you're in your 20s, everybody's getting married, so it's like.

Like every six months you're in a wedding.

At one time, I think I was the groomsman in, like, 14 weddings.

It's insane.

Ah, too many friends.

I was in, like, three.

I'm done.

Okay.

So my one friend.

I never liked this girl.

I never liked his.

The one.

He.

I hated her.

And.

And I used to say to him, are you sure?

And he's like, no, I love her.

And.

And she was just like this.

She was this uppity.

Just.

She thought she was better than everybody.

And not only did we have to.

It was a wedding, but we had to go out to Latrobe, Pennsylvania.

We.

We went out and the Pittsburgh Steelers.

Their camp.

Their summer camp or whatever, the camp before.

What do they call that right before their season?

Training camp.

Jesus Christ.

Training camp.

Training camp was going on while we were there.

All right, so we're there for the weekend, all right, At La Trobe, Pennsylvania, someplace, right?

And up in the.

Where the.

This is.

How good?

So there's a sign that says.

And there's weddings.

It's a big, giant hotel.

And they've got all kinds of.

Just like, three different weddings go there.

So it's.

It's like William and Kate and.

And George and Mary and Renee and Ray.

Congratulations.

Right?

So it's like, guy, guy, guy, woman, guy, woman, woman, guy.

And I'm like.

So we're drinking, like, Friday night.

As we do.

As we do.

And it's on this big, giant billboard sign.

So we're drinking, and I said that I'm not gonna have it.

So we.

Me and my friend climbed up that sign all the way up, got on top of there and switched it to Ray and Renee.

So we're telling Ray, oops, I just said his name doesn't matter.

He doesn't listen.

So we're telling a story.

Sorry, Renee.

She.

She definitely isn't listening.

So we.

We tell.

We're sitting there on Ray's thing.

We're like, dude, what?

No balls?

What are you doing here?

How come it's George and Mary and it's Renee?

You're supposed to be the man.

What's going on?

So we.

The night before, we climb up there, we change everything.

Little do we know, Ray wakes up in the morning.

He's like, yeah, why isn't my name first?

So he goes he goes, I want that changed around.

He goes to the hotel.

People, they sent somebody up there to change it back.

I was like, what the fuck?

How did that get changed back?

She.

The people in the wedding, she ran us around like we were her puppets.

We had to have brunch with them.

We had to decorate the car.

You couldn't put any tape on the car or anything like that.

So I don't want to go to breakfast.

I said, the day of the wedding, I'm hungover.

They're making this big breakfast.

I said, ray, I don't want to go to this fucking breakfast.

He goes, please, please, please.

So we go to this breakfast.

They got all this stuff I can't even eat.

The smell of it makes me want to vomit.

Oh, yeah.

Now we got to decorate the car.

Breakfast where you're just like, yeah, we.

Gotta decorate the car.

She's got them on ropes.

We gotta tie them on there.

Then we gotta drive the car there.

You know me, I got on a highway.

I'm driving 90 mile an hour.

These paper fucking flowers are flying off this car.

When I get there, it's nothing but ropes.

It's just ropes.

There's nothing.

It's like strings on the car.

Douchebag.

I'm so mad.

The.

The morning that I'm in there yelling at Ray that I don't want to go there.

His father offered him $100,000 to leave.

Now, father did not like her.

He hated.

He hated her.

Oh, my God.

A hundred thousand.

A hundred thousand.

This is a hundred thousand figures.

Now.

This is a hundred thousand in 1986.

87.

$100,000.

He went through with it.

They last.

They last about two years.

Then they got divorced.

And then Ray went on a tear.

He went on through women or booze, women.

He went on.

He went on a tear through women.

The next girl he dated was this little short girl who had the biggest big tits I've ever seen in my life.

Short.

But I'm like, oh, my God.

She had the biggest boobs I ever seen in my entire life.

And we would go.

We went down to my boat.

We were water skiing, and she was there in her bikini.

I could.

I was like, are you kidding me?

You're like, I'm not piloting the boat.

I'm watching her.

The hell does she keep those things up?

How do they stay?

I swear to God, it was like two watermelons in a hammock.

It was ridiculous.

Well, but you know what he met.

He met another woman.

I don't know how He.

Where he met her, and they're still married today, and they've got kids and grandkids, and it's a wonderful thing, but the first.

Gotta go through the ugly to get to the good.

A hundred thousand dollars.

He.

He offered his son a hundred thousand dollars.

And I looked at him and I said, I'll drive you.

I'll drive.

Two pumpkins in a blanket.

Yeah, pumpkins in a blanket.

No, that's not what he says.

Puppies in a blanket.

Puppies.

Puppies.

Pumpkins.

I need glasses.

Yeah.

So I just thought that was like, first of all, if I felt that way about the guy my daughter was supposed to marry.

Yeah.

I would have to say, yeah, but.

Would you wait till the day of the wedding?

No.

Like, wouldn't you pull her aside and be like, look.

Yeah, he would have an accident.

Yeah, he would have an.

Here, step into my elevator.

Yeah, he would have an accident.

Something would happen to him.

Something.

Somebody would.

All right, I need.

Can I.

I need to close my door.

Yes, to the room I'm in.

Don't worry.

Of.

Sorry.

I'll vamp until you get here.

You know, when you have a daughter and you're the father, you really have to protect your daughter, so.

And luckily, my daughters, the guys that they're dating are really nice guys.

Really nice protective guys.

So I don't have that kind of issue.

It was one of those things.

All right.

Okay.

Got the door shut.

What's.

What's Paul doing out there?

He's making noise.

Is he.

He's on his way home, so he'll.

Did you put a sock on the door?

Doorknob.

Oh, no.

Oh.

Oh, shame on you.

Sock on the doorknob.

I guess she's busy.

I don't have a doorknob.

Oh, I said that.

What you guys had to do.

Oh, yeah.

Back in the day.

Yeah.

You put a sock on the doorknob.

So.

Especially in colleges, if you went to college, you had a roommate and you had a girl in there, you put a sock on the door.

Doorknob so they would know not to come in.

That's what they said.

Okie dokie.

I believe it.

Yep.

Needs to walk in on any of that.

Yeah, no, you don't want to walk in on that.

That's horrible.

Ridiculous.

Okay, Red.

Says the man who is good enough to take care of my girls hasn't been born yet.

No.

Well, he's.

He's a protective daddy, so.

Okay.

Nothing wrong with that.

It's one of those, like, you know, you clean your guns in the living room and they pick them up like, how you doing?

Done that before.

Done that before?

Yeah.

Mall laid out in front of you, like which one?

Let me test the sights right here.

Yeah.

I don't know if I told the story about the time my daughter.

I probably did.

Red says one of them is married.

Oh.

Oh.

Still I haven't found him.

Poor guy.

That poor son in law.

Poor son in law.

Red just glares at him the whole time.

Just sits in the corner and stares at him like over glasses.

Just.

Yeah, Kubrick thing.

Yeah.

The guy pulls up and beeps the horn.

Oh, no.

Yeah.

And my daughter goes to run out the door and I go, stop.

No, look.

Yeah, he's got to come to the door.

And she goes, well, he doesn't know.

I said, well, let's find out.

If he's smart enough, figure it out.

Yeah, let's see if he's smart enough to figure that out.

And she's like.

And then finally, you know, he beeped again.

And I'm sitting there and she's like, I gotta go out there.

I said, no, no.

Finally he gets outta the car, he's all dog.

Yeah.

He gets out of the car and he comes walking up, he's all mad.

And as soon as he gives like this and I open the door, I said, can I help you?

And he goes, yeah, where's.

Where's Rachel?

I said, I said, I'm sorry.

I said, this is how this happens.

I said, you knock on the door and you say, hello, I'm so.

And so I'm here to pick up Rachel.

Is she here?

And at that point I was like.

And then he sat there and then all of a sudden he kind of snapped to re realize what was going on.

Because at that one point I wasn't sure she was going with him.

Yeah.

Yeah.

So here you go.

Red says, you beep the horn at my house, you get your ass beat.

Yeah.

Yeah.

I don't think my daughter's ever had that happen.

I don't recall that.

It was never.

Yeah, it's just you come to the door.

But they didn't start dating until much later, so at least that I.

That I knew of.

Yeah, well, she was either 17 or 18 when this happened.

Yeah, I never forget one time she had like a bunch of.

She had a bunch of friends over and they were down in the basement.

We have finished basement and we're down there and they're making a bunch of noise.

And I got little kids that are trying to sleep.

So I go walking I go walking down, I go, hey, hey, just.

Can you keep it down a little bit?

I said, we got kids at little kids up there trying to sleep.

And the one kid says, oh, come on, old man.

Don't you remember what it was like to be young?

Hold up.

A guest in your house said that?

Yeah.

Yeah.

And then he said.

And then he said, you know what it's like to play a game?

I said, I certainly do.

I know what it's like to play a game.

I have a game.

See how far I can throw the asshole out the front door and see how far he flies before he hits the ground.

You want to play that game?

And he just looked at me.

I said, because we could play that game right now.

I would have grabbed him and drug him.

I was only.

I was only 40, so I could have grabbed him and just drug him up the steps and throwing him out.

The door of his fucking neck.

Yeah.

Holy.

Stop.

Bruce said, my daughter warned all her boyfriends about me.

Yeah, yeah, that's.

That's not acceptable.

We did not.

If no matter who the girls went out with, they had to come up to the door, there's a girlfriend picking them up, it's like, come inside.

Unless I.

Unless I was out there or I'd made.

Like, I knew who it was and I knew what was going on.

We.

We were involved.

Paul and I had so much going on with it, with all the stuff that we either volunteered with or involved with with the township.

We had one mom drop her son off.

Maura had a party.

So all her friend, like, at the end of the year and senior year, all the friends came over, hanging out in the backyard.

And the moms had said, now these kids are 17 and 18.

Like, and we're not the house that provides booze.

Like, we don't do that, you know, and we just.

It's just way too much to deal with.

Plus everything we're involved in, you know?

So the mom's like, okay, well, are you gonna have any alcohol?

And I literally said, are you kidding?

Are you kidding?

No, of course we're not.

Not for them.

You know, I'll be in the house drinking because I got 20 kids in the backyard I don't even want to look at.

Like, I don't want to deal with them.

They were great.

We had an app they had.

They were actually wonderful.

But it was just.

I'm not giving 17 year old kids booze.

Are you out of your mind?

No, listen.

Yeah, they should be smart enough parents around here too.

I am amazed now at how many then?

Like when my daughter was 17, so she graduated 2014.

So all her friends.

Yeah, but with all the way they sue people now and parents go to jail.

The parents would have parties and those kids would go there and those kids would drink.

It's crazy.

I mean, don't be wrong.

I'm like, that's not worth it.

Well, look, everybody did it.

Yeah.

You wouldn't go.

Yeah, they figured out yourself.

They would provide it.

Oh, no.

I'm like, you're insane.

Yeah, that's ridiculous.

I always, I always threatened to narc on him and I should have.

All right, let's change the subject.

I think we beat that one to death.

The Girl Scouts, they're fired up.

They've had enough.

Are they after.

Because I guess.

Who was that who was talking about the.

Oh, there was that woman that was talking about the Girl Scout cookies being poisonous.

All kinds of things in them.

I'm like, things in everything.

But yes.

So they came out and they said, all Girl Scout cookies are produced in our trusted licensed bakers who are leaders in their industry and adhere to rigor is food safety standards set up by the FDA and other relative authorities.

Relevant.

Authorities.

Relevant.

What did I say?

Relative.

Relative.

They're all related.

This means that all foods using plant based ingredients, including organic foods, may contain trace amounts, according to the blog.

And this does not mean these foods are harmful to consume.

Oh, it's so funny you mentioned Girl Scouts because I went to Walmart this weekend and look what I bought.

They're the worst.

Governments have the worst.

The best.

They have the worst.

They have the biggest amount of poison in them.

That's why they're the most delicious.

And then these are my favorite because they're shortbreads with lemon on the back.

But this is a new one.

What's the new one?

It's caramel chocolate chip.

They're actually gluten free.

Well, people ask.

People ask for them.

And let's see here.

Serving size is 3 cookies with 160 calories.

They look like they have actual real ingredients.

Right.

Some other garbage in them.

I think natural flavor, whatever that is.

Like 55, 55 calories a cookie.

Butter, oil, like oil, butter and oil.

Really?

Oat flour, chocolate chips.

Do they put in the, the bad chemicals that they have in there that they were talking about?

Probably not.

Well, that's probably listed under.

That's probably listed under natural flavors.

It has chickpea flour though.

So I don't know about that chickpea flour, but.

Oh, that's because it's not.

Because it's gluten free.

Yeah.

Right.

So.

But the Girl Scout mission, it's stem, outdoors, life skills, and entrepreneurship.

So I have a nice little message about the Girl Scouts.

Oh, isn't that great?

Yeah.

You know what?

I.

I will support the Girl Scouts.

So I spent 15 on cookies.

How many boxes?

Three.

They're $5 a box.

$5 a box?

Yeah.

There's a decent amount of cookies in here.

Ridiculous.

What are you paying for Keeblers?

It's not any different, is it?

I don't know.

I.

I'll be honest with you.

I honestly don't buy cookies.

I really don't.

It's so long since I bought cookies.

I.

I don't buy them.

I buy Girl Scout cookies.

And if I.

We have cookies, like Liv makes cookies or I make cookies, but says natural flower flavor, our instincts or.

Oh, my gosh, I'm talking, like, you know, insects that fall into a mixer.

I can't read like you.

I can't read like you.

I'm gonna try one of these, see if there's any insects.

Oh, three cookies.

All right, so they're small because they're gluten free.

Okay.

They look tasty.

Not bad.

All right, well, what are you going to say?

Hideous.

No.

Let me try them.

No, you can't do $7 a box in California, man.

Boy, I wish I had Bruce's money.

$70,000 or $70 worth of cookies?

70,000.

Dean loves a good roast beef cookie.

Oh, now, Dean.

Jerk mutton.

Get your mind out of the gutter, Dean.

I don't know if I'd buy these again.

They're not bad, but they're not my favorite.

They're like the chocolate caramel ones.

Yeah, see, it's hard to.

How can you fuck that up?

It's a cookie with chocolate chips and caramel.

It's not my favorite.

But.

Is it because you think it.

Because it's not.

I think the gluten makes it great.

Probably.

But they're okay.

I like.

You know, I'm a big fan of the.

It's like the actual cookie they started with called truffles.

And they're just.

A shortbread cookie is essentially like flour and butter, sugar.

It's like three ingredients.

They're so good.

I like the one with the caramel, the chocolate and the coconut, whatever that's called.

Samoas.

Yeah.

I need Samoas.

Caramel delights is what they call them.

Is that what they call them?

Depending on the bakery.

Well, depending on the bakery, you buy Them.

Okay.

There's two different bakeries, so, yeah, they're pretty good.

Yeah, these aren't bad.

Speaking of New Jersey, Scott Pressler has been running around New Jersey.

He's trying to turn the state red.

Do you want to tell people who Scott Pressler is?

Scott Pressler, as far as I know, he's just a Republican activist who goes.

He's almost like an influencer now, really, I think.

Yeah.

So he goes around, he has town halls, and he talks about what Republicans stand for, and he's trying to get the vote out.

And he flipped Pennsylvania red, basically.

He said blue to red, and now he's in here to New Jersey.

And I'm all for it because now all the New Jersey governor candidates are coming out now.

You know that guy that ran for Senate?

That guy Ed Dirr, the truck driver that beat the incumbent?

Yeah.

Okay.

He's running for governor now.

He's never going to.

I saw that.

Like, okay.

I'm like, yeah, okay.

His big thing is he's going to get rid of property taxes and bring back plastic bags.

I'm like, I might just throw my.

My vote his way just for fun.

He said, was it Ed somebody other?

Ed.

Dirk.

Ed Dirr.

Edur.

Governor.

Governor Durr.

How do you have the Lazar?

That poor man.

So here he is, and I guess he's from the south, and he's a really nice guy.

And he's not much South Jersey, right?

They're nicer down in South Jersey.

Well, he's not much of a cursor.

And he's asking some people some questions here and.

Well, here we go.

Oh, now.

Oh, Scott's from New Zealand.

Beautiful New Jersey friends.

Because we got a saying in the South.

The saying is bless your heart.

You guys know what that means?

I asked my New Jersey friends, I.

Said, guys, what is the New Jersey.

Equivalent of bless your heart?

Go yourself.

Go fuck yourself?

It's also 100% accurate.

You just say it nicer down South.

We just tell you straight up, go fuck yourself.

Yeah, go fuck yourself.

That is so accurate.

I'm gonna remain.

Come on now, Scott, just do it.

Come on.

You gotta get the accent down, Scott, you.

I don't.

No, He's.

He's a fella.

He's not a Jersey guy.

So it's like, so.

You know.

But that whole.

It's the northern version of saying that is go yourself.

Go yourself.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes.

Go yourself.

I.

I love it.

I think that's 100% accurate.

Damn it.

I'm editing on the Fly.

Oh dear.

All right.

That's what happens.

So you know us, you know how we support diversity, equity and inclusion here at the Boomer Bunker podcast, John, especially.

Yes.

Well, I think in Maryland A, it was the black.

Maryland, Maryland, Maryland.

Okay.

There was a black women's debate team and they, they won.

So they're on the news and they're explaining how they won and I figured that we should do.

We should show you.

Marilyn.

Here we go arguing it.

Towson University's debate team wins.

Claiming an historic win.

They are the first all black women's team to win the cross examination Debate Association's national championship.

This morning we have two of the team members here.

We have Amina Ruffin and Corey Johnson both here to talk about the major victory.

Ladies, way to go.

Congratulations.

Thank you.

You've made so many people proud in this area.

Now we want to pick your brain a little bit as we admire your huge trophy.

By the way, that's ridiculous.

But I'm going to ask you first.

We'll start with you, Amina.

What was the topic?

First of all, the topic was restricting presidential war powers authority.

They said the okay, so here, here they are.

Here we go.

Always already queer.

That's exactly the point.

It means that the impact is that that is an impact.

Turn to the affirmative.

That, that it is a case.

Turn to the affirmative.

Because we, we are saying that queer bodies are not able to survive.

That it necessarily means that the body of the nigga is not able to survive.

We got the topic in about July and we started doing our research.

Then when the sees these pains suffering that he can only envision himself himself that he does not see another that.

He can feel sympathy for or embrace.

But rather that that that otherness gets obliterated.

We've been supplementing our research throughout the season.

Object disfigured mention trauma enough.

The inside the trauma representation is that gentle to the black child's devouring and identify.

It sounds like she's talking in tongues.

I, I she's g like, like she can't get her breath in.

Like, what are you doing?

Like did she.

Wait a minute.

How long did she have to prepare for this?

I don't know.

But did she win this trophy or steal it?

I don't know.

I John trying to think if this was first place, how bad was second place?

The stories and images of the white culture brought up think and act subjectively like a white man's a black man.

So where do you go from there?

You know, when you start preparing for a national competition Once you know the topic, what's next?

Well, you do a lot of research, so the way arguing it.

Towson University's debate team wins, claiming an historic win.

They are the first all black.

All black, yes.

Oh, my God.

That was it.

Because the other teams weren't black that they couldn't use the nword and that's why they didn't win.

Is that.

I don't understand.

Can't.

That can't be right.

Is Sparky says the audio is fake.

Is that real?

I think it is.

Oh, I don't think it's.

It's definitely them.

I mean, you could see it's not.

That's insane.

Hang on now.

I didn't think that's how you debate.

Really?

Is that how you debate?

Hang on a second.

Let me go see what we get to.

Let's see.

Let's try to suffer that he can only envision himself.

That he does not see another.

That he can feel sympathy before.

I don't think it's fake.

I, I, I think that might be real.

We would have to.

I would have to.

You want to research.

No, I don't.

I don't, I don't.

I don't need that history on my computer.

Or embrace rather that, that that otherness gets obliterated.

I mean, that's her.

Isn't that how you're supposed to speak during a debate?

I don't think so.

I don't think.

And then use the nw.

Sounds like she was getting banged in the ass by Drake.

Oh, my God.

No.

Sorry.

I don't know.

I don't know why you okay?

I don't know.

I'm not answering that.

Yeah, I don't, I'm not a fan of that.

That was the.

But they're the champions.

Wow.

Who was second place?

I don't know.

I'd like to hear that.

I would like to hear that entire.

The retarded team from Clemson.

Who else could lose to that?

I don't know.

All right.

I love it when I get.

I leave Duchess speechless.

I don't have words for it.

How does that happen?

It's the breathing.

I think it was her whole delivery.

Was the two of them were the same way.

I mean, like, how do you practice?

That was the, Was the other girl speaking?

Were they both.

They had two different people.

There was two different girls there.

The two girls that were in the news story, right?

They were.

They were clips of each one of them talking.

I didn't, I wasn't even looking.

Once they started cursing.

Once they.

Oh, so once they started using the Edward, you just averted your eyes.

I was like, nope, put my head down.

I don't want to look.

Disavow.

Disavow.

I'm so white, I can't even look.

I.

That's not my.

I know.

I know.

It's not my thing, but that.

Yeah, I don't like that.

But maybe standards are different nowadays.

I.

I didn't.

I didn't think if.

If I was in maybe 12th grade in school, we could have just gone up and yelled like that and thrown in N words and stuff.

But, you know, we could maybe.

Maybe Towson does things a little different.

Yeah.

Because, you know, Maryland.

Maryland.

Maryland.

Yeah.

Aaron says.

Eric says the other team was white.

No N word.

No.

No.

Win.

Yeah.

See?

Oh, dear.

Can never can put the GG between the I and the E.

We know that.

You know what?

Just don't.

Just don't say it.

Just don't say it.

I.

Just don't.

Whatever.

The Jimmy called me the other day, and I have some Jimmy.

How is the Jimmy?

Well, he's pretty good.

I have some Jimmy quotes.

I said.

I said the other.

I said, have you left yet?

Or he was going somewhere.

He goes, no, no, I haven't left yet.

And I go, aren't you late?

He goes, well, yeah, yeah, but, you know, I took two shits this morning.

Two shits requires a shower.

I said, what?

Was shared way too much about Jimmy.

What was that?

Yeah, yeah, two shits.

If you take two shits, it requires a shower.

I said, okay.

I said, no, I didn't get that memo.

And he's also trying mushroom tea because mushroom tea is supposed to be better for you than coffee.

That sounds awful.

I've tried.

Tastes like dirt.

It's not good.

No.

So then he says, yeah, I'm drinking that mushroom tea.

I said, oh, how's that working out for you?

He goes, well, I'd rather have my mushrooms on a steak.

But, you know, why is he.

Is he trying to give up coffee again?

He's just a bunch of non sequiturs that gets fired out at you.

Did you see the thing where that guy from that country yelled at Trump?

Huh?

I think the guy.

The guy from that country in the costume.

You know, the zoo guy.

Zoo something.

Steve Irwin.

I know.

That's.

I.

I can't wait to chat with him if.

Whenever I'm up in your neck of the woods again.

So funny.

I just love that he doesn't.

That's just how he is.

And it's Like, I don't know if he.

I think he might have a clue now, but that just.

He's just so funny.

As we get older, I mean, listen to me.

I can't say Maryland or.

I can't read.

You know, I look at something and the word.

I think the word is this.

And then I look and I'm like, who changed the word?

How'd they change that word while I'm reading it?

Yeah.

Changing it on the fly.

I also learned a new term.

Yeah.

The Philly tuxedo.

The Philadelphia tuxedo is sweatpants with a Philly team jersey.

Flyers, Sixers, Phillies, Eagles.

Okay.

But then you have to wear a different Philadelphia team hat.

So you've.

Yeah, so it's a two team minimum, right?

It's a two team minimum.

You have the Eagles jersey, Phillies hat, Sixers hat, Flyers jersey.

Awful.

It's awful.

But, but you could.

Maybe you could change it up and do.

If you don't have the cap, you could wear the two different team.

Top, bottom.

Because I've seen people wear the shorts, too, so perhaps you could do that.

Yeah.

Yeah, that's.

That's a hot look.

That is a hot look.

You want whiz or without wit?

Wit or without wit or.

I don't know.

Yeah.

You want with or without?

I don't.

I don't.

I don't speak Philly.

No.

No, I don't have the.

I need you to explain.

I don't know what the.

They're saying.

Okay.

It's a whole nother world over there by you.

It certainly is.

You guys live in.

In a universe that's just like.

Time just flies over you guys.

All right.

Remember her?

Lizzo.

Lizzo.

I do.

This is Lizzo.

She was out on a tour and people were giving her shit because she's a big gal.

She's a very, very big gal.

They were fat shaming her.

And maybe.

Maybe this does work.

Maybe fat shaming works.

Not 100% sure, but she has lost weight.

I was shocked.

This is Lizzo.

Now.

That's a big difference.

That's a whole nother face that.

That's her before.

Another face.

That's her now that she's deflated, right?

Yeah.

She lost, what, probably £100 at least.

Yeah.

It has to be that.

Here she is.

This is her again.

Remember this?

This is her off her last tour and this is her now.

Big difference.

She's getting shit for this.

You know why?

Because she was a body positivity person and now she's went and lost weight.

And now the body positivity people are after her.

Because you're supposed to stay fat.

Because fat's beautiful.

Here you go.

That's how we used to do it back in the day.

Bully someone till they develop an eating disorder.

Attaboy.

Attaboy, budvugger.

Yes.

So, but Lizzo looks entirely different.

Mm.

I mean, good on her.

I think she looks.

She looks great.

Listen, I hope that.

I hope that what.

However she did this, and I'm pretty sure it was a.

It seemed to be a quick turnaround of time.

I mean, she was trying to eat better and doing workouts and stuff, but that's a lot of weight to lose, maybe quickly.

She calls it a weight release.

She has a weight release.

Okay.

She's lost 10 BMI points.

And she didn't say how much weight she lost, though, did she?

And 16% of her body fat since January of 2023.

So 20, 20, 23, 24, 25.

So it's two years.

Her fitness routine includes activities as Pilates, walking, and then she says she is maintaining a healthy lifestyle rather than focus solely on weight loss.

Huh.

Okay, so everything the celebs said that were on Ozempic.

Okay, Like Kelly Clarkson's like, I'm eating healthy greens.

No, you took Ozempic.

And you know what?

I don't care that they do it, but don't lie.

Don't bullshit the public and say, oh, just walk and eat healthy.

Eat a sound and take a walk.

It's not.

It's not.

They didn't do that.

There's no way Lizzo went from that first picture.

And I'm sorry for the folks who can't see.

Yeah.

It's not hard to find a picture of Lizzo in her larger size, you know, and.

And then the pictures of her now, totally.

It's almost.

It's literally a different person.

And good on her for losing weight.

I don't begrudge her losing weight.

But don't.

Don't preach that.

It was just, you have good, you know, healthy eating and you take a walk.

Yeah, I love those people.

And you do Pilates.

Go yourself.

Eat a salad.

Take a walk, fatty.

You know what I say to that?

Make Josh happy.

So.

So basically.

So here you go.

So do do562 says to the folks listening, she went from a tub of chocolate ice cream to a Snickers bar.

Oh, there you go.

Size wise.

Yeah.

She went from a tub of ice cream to a full fledged snack.

She's snacky, she's cute, she looks good.

Now I think she looks great, but they're very upset with her because now there's no excuse.

You're losing your body positivity people because they're like, we don't want to be fat anymore.

Well, she says that they're expressing disappointment that her weight loss might contradict her previous body positivity stance.

However, it probably does.

Lizzo emphasized her goal is to prioritize health and well being rather than to conform to societal beauty standards.

It just.

As she loses £100.

Whatever it is, double speak.

Listen, I'm going to say this right now.

Pick a side, stick on it.

Body positivity bullshit is exactly that.

It's bullshit.

I love people to say, oh, I like being this size.

You, you're a fucking liar.

Tell you right now, if there was a pill that you could take tomorrow and you could lose all that weight, you'd be.

There'd be a line around the fucking block and you'd all be taking it.

Well, it's a shot, but yeah, if they can make that shot a better price for people, they'll be around the corner.

Yeah, I understand it, but it's not.

Listen, I'm on it and I'm plateaued right now.

Like, I, I got to.

It's funny because they say you lose 20% of your body weight.

And I hit 20% and it was like someone threw the brakes on.

I'm like, how does that happen?

Because I'm not, I'm eating the same.

But I got to this one point, I can't lose any more weight with it.

And I'm thinking to myself, well, why do I want to do this now?

Keep going.

Yeah.

Now, I know people.

The, the issue is, you know, you have a.

It's just like taking drugs or alcohol or anything.

Your drug of choice is food.

I know people that have had the weight loss surgery where they take their whole stomach and cut it into the size of a banana.

Yeah.

And they eat through that and gain all the weight back.

I would jump off a fucking bridge.

If I went through all that pain, all that suffering, and then gained the weight back, I would jump.

I would seriously jump off a bridge.

Because you learn trick.

Because you learn the tricks.

Because the whole point of weight loss surgery, because I tried that, but I didn't have.

I had the lap band.

So it wasn't.

They didn't reroute my stomach or, or anything, which they do now.

They literally cut it to size.

It's small.

So.

But with the lap end, it restricts it and they just Put more fluid in so you feel full, but you learn to work around it.

Like, I can't eat.

I couldn't eat a salad, but I could eat ice cream.

Wine went down super smooth.

You know, I could graze.

You could graze on little bites.

It was little bites all day long.

Did all day long.

I could have soups, but I couldn't.

I couldn't eat steak.

So I.

At one point, like, I lost a decent amount of weight, but I was losing my hair.

Yeah.

Because I wasn't getting enough protein.

Like, so it.

There's a.

There's.

It's a tool.

You have to utilize it correctly.

And.

And I didn't.

So.

And I knew that, and I knew it.

Like, once I kind of got like, a year into it, I was like.

Because I did really well.

And then it started sliding back, and I'm like.

But I knew, you know, But I don't know.

It's.

You have to be ready to.

To make that change and.

And do what you can to get there.

And it's hard.

It's a.

It is hard.

This weight loss is the hardest thing I've done, and I'm still not done.

And I.

I.

And I've hit the wall to the point where I'm like.

I'm out of my mind with it.

I really am, Like, I'm, like, so beyond frustrated.

So.

So we'll see what the doctor says.

But I gotta wait till June because I'm not sick enough to go.

What do you mean you're not sick enough to go?

I have to wait for a wellness visit.

Oh, okay.

June.

All right.

Hey, cool.

So whatever.

Frustrating.

You know, we talked last week about how Gavin Newsome.

Nope, that's not it.

Gavin Newsom has a new podcast.

He's disgusting.

Yeah.

All right, so you want to hear his podcast?

His first podcast.

His awful voice.

Here we go.

You asked America, and I listened.

So welcome to the Gavin Newsom podcast.

I know no one actually asked for this, and they'd prefer I do my actual job instead of whatever the hell this is, but everyone knows I marched to the beat of my own drum, which is why when I locked everyone down during COVID I still went to fancy restaurants that you poor losers couldn't even afford to work at, let alone eat at.

I appreciate the poor optics of another podcast hosted by a straight white male, but the world needs this now more than ever.

And from what I've read online, most people don't consider me straight or a man anyhow.

Have I made mistakes as governor not really.

Actually, no.

I have never made a mistake.

Ever.

I guess banging my campaign manager's wife could be viewed as a mistake.

Except hypergamy is a very common lifestyle in California.

Some people like to say I was asleep at the wheel, which made the LA fire substantially more devastating.

But again, I haven't made any mistakes.

Also, aren't you amazed how little I'm using my hands while I talk?

My aides told me the way I talk makes me look like a complete psychopath.

So I'm doing my best to talk.

Like a normal person right now.

Plus, I'm not a psychopath, just a sociopath.

Those are two very different things.

Oops.

I'm doing it again.

Old habits die hard.

Don't tell that to my new campaign manager, though.

Just kidding.

Or am I?

That was really well done.

Was, like, disturbingly well done.

Like, it matched the fate.

Like, they did that.

Well, there's only a couple times where you would look at that and it was like, maybe, maybe not.

When it first started, I was like, oh, okay.

Then I'm like, oh, wait.

Sparky says, I bet this podcast sucks.

It does.

It probably does.

Well, you know what they're going to do?

He won't go over any of stuff that he does or anything that's going on in California or anything that needs to be done.

He won't address any of those issues.

Not at all.

Be talking about what, yeah, Republicans are doing on the national scene.

Aaron says, hey, as a sociopath, I take offense at that.

How dare you.

I'm a sociopath.

I'm a sociopath.

It's.

I.

He's just doing this to, to politic.

That's all it is.

I mean, it's, It's.

It's so clearly obvious who thinks that this guy's any good.

Like, who in California?

Like Bill Maher.

Bill Maher loves Gavin Newsom.

After all this, and I consider him a smart guy after this, I feel.

Like Bill Maher is paying a little more attention.

At least he.

He listens to both sides.

And I.

I mean, I still think he's a pompous son of a.

But I.

It's interesting.

It's refreshing to hear him acknowledge, like, you know, that that was really stupid.

The Democrats should stop doing this.

Or this is.

This point is stupid, you know, or however, whatever that particular.

Particular issue is.

But he.

He does call them out, and I appreciate that.

Okay, so have you.

Have your daughters played sports?

Were they into sports?

Softball.

Basketball.

They played softball.

They played basketball.

Volleyball.

Okay.

After sports, mom.

Team Stuff.

You'd go to their games and stuff like that?

Of course.

Yeah, of course.

Course.

I'm a supportive mother.

All right.

And did you ever be at a game where the parents get out of hand and the next thing you know there's a fistfight in the stands over all this stuff?

Or is that just for boy sports?

I haven't seen it at my daughter's sports, but they were more at like rec level.

I've been to my brother's games when he played traveling soccer.

And my father got red carded off a field.

The coach got red carded off the field one couple times.

We had one game.

I think we lost like three parents on our side.

Yeah, not good.

Not a good look, but yeah.

So in Dallas this past weekend, there was a NCA All Star National Championship for cheerleading.

Oh, my God.

Okay.

And a fist fight started between the men, the parents, and it led to people screaming.

And someone said that they heard gunshots.

Oh, no.

And they all stampeded out of the venue.

Police were called for an active shooter.

Poor little kids.

There's video.

I didn't bring it because it's just kids screaming as they're running out the door.

How scary is that?

Like you're just the kid there to compete.

Right?

And then all these parents are being morons.

Well, the girls were screaming because the fathers were fighting.

Then everybody screaming begets screaming.

And you know, they are women, so.

You know, they're children and they're scared and then they're crying and freaking out.

The moms are crying and freaking out.

And dads are too testosterone to beat each other up.

So.

Smart.

No arrests were made in the incident.

Please.

Figure the guys collars all stretched out and shit like that.

Or the ones with the red faces.

Yeah.

Again, I'm a cheer dad.

Yay.

I mean, it's not like they were fighting a Little League game or something like that.

From balls and strikes, that.

That makes it better.

Listen, I've been to some.

When I played Little League, this was back in the 70s, early 70s, when I was playing Little League, there was times where the father would come out on the field and fist fight the umpire because of balls and strikes.

Well, that's ridiculous.

Yeah.

I used to say to my dad, if you ever do that, I'll never play another sport.

I'll never play another sport if you come out and do something like that.

Don't embarrass me out there.

Yeah, that's awful.

I mean, I've seen.

I've seen Little League games that were some where parents do get out of hand.

It's.

It's like fighting the mouthy.

We had one mom that Olivia, my younger one, always seemed to have.

This girl always seemed to be on Olivia's team.

And this mother was such a pain in the balls.

And it was just.

She was just smarmy.

Just like, trashy enough to be mouthy and loud enough where her dog, like, the poor.

I felt bad for the kid.

Like, I was like, you gotta go home to that.

And at one point the mom said, if you don't make this basket, you're not getting dinner turned.

And she's like, oh, I'm just kidding.

And I'm like, are you.

Like, this would be.

You know, again, we're talking about motivation, motivating the kids.

10 years old in a rec league.

This is not.

None of these kids are going to play, like, Yukon.

Like, they're not going to ladies basketball.

These kids were running down the field.

I'm watching Olivia have asthma attacks on the court, like that kind of, you know, she'd run a bit, come over, take a hit on her ale or run back out, like, you know, and for that mom just to yell out, you better make that or you don't get dinner.

Both sides just like, what?

Like, just turned and she was like.

Oh, I'll never forget when my daughter's.

My daughter's playing basketball and I'm the father that yells.

My father.

I'm the.

I'm the one that's like, get your hands up.

Get out there.

Like, you look at them and they're.

They're looking around and I ain't paying attention.

Like, hey, butterflies.

Hey, get out there.

You know, here I go.

Ball.

Yeah, right.

So there was this one game, and it was Ty.

And right before.

No, they were down by.

The team was down by one point, and it was like, no time on the clock.

And it was a foul.

So if the girl makes both shots, they win the game.

You win.

So the girl goes up.

First shot, she goes to shoot, she misses.

Now remember, it's in a gym and everybody's talking everything.

So the girl goes up the line.

You could hear a pin drop in that gym.

There was.

It was complete silence.

You could hear the ball.

Bang, bang, bang.

She passes it, she throws it.

And as it hits the.

It goes off the front of the rim and goes.

Goes off.

You hear a whole gym go, oh.

It'S such a bummer.

So they're like.

And the poor kids, like, right.

The kids are there like, okay, okay.

That's all Right.

You get this.

We go to overtime.

We go to overtime.

All right, all right, all right, all right.

Again.

Hush.

There's nothing.

They hear the ball bouncing, and all of a sudden she throws it up, hits the heel of the rim, bounces two times and goes out.

And the whole place goes.

Oh.

The other team jumps up.

They're screaming, yay.

That girl cried her eyes out.

I felt so bad for her.

Yeah, the pressure.

The pressure on kids is ridiculous.

Put the funnel.

But that's not a bad thing.

Yeah.

The kids were 12 years old.

12 years old.

All of a sudden you could not.

You could hear a pin drop.

Like, this is.

This is.

I turned to my wife, I go, this is horrible.

So all of a sudden, she misses.

I'm like, oh, no, please.

I'm like, please make this shot.

Don't let this game end with her missing a foul shot.

And I was.

I was horrible.

But again, you feel bad for them.

You do.

You do.

And that girl never.

I haven't forgot that my kids are.

I'm sure she will never Forget.

That was 11 years ago, and I haven't forgot about it.

She did.

Oh, my God.

Speaking of shots, did you.

It's not kids basketball, but I was.

There was a.

Was it univers.

Not University of Michigan.

Michigan State.

They're playing Maryland in Maryland.

And it was like.

It was college basketball.

And the last.

They were down by one or so.

They were down.

And the last.

It was like a last minute shot.

The guy on Michigan State was two thirds away from the hoop and winged it and made it.

It was an amazing.

I don't like basketball at all, but I was like, you go.

And the best part with all.

Because, you know, Maryland thought they'd won it.

Like, it was all.

Was it Terrapins or whatever the hell their team name is.

Serpents at whatever.

And you see all the kid.

The guy who missed the shot that probably would have clinched them ahead of this, that.

That guy missed a shot.

And that's when Michigan State scooped it up and just winged it down.

Like, he just heaved it and it just right through the basket and the whole.

So of course, Michigan, like, leaps off the bench.

They're.

There's a travel team, so there's like, you know, some of their fans are there and all.

Maryland is just like holding their head like, no, like.

And I was just like, you know.

I don't know what year it was vanilla.

Oh, it was a belt.

My God.

Villanova was playing in the national championship game.

I don't even know who they Were playing.

It's down to the last couple seconds.

So.

And so makes it the shot.

They're ahead by two with like a second and a half or three seconds on there.

They throw the ball out.

The guy dribbles twice, shoots it in the air and swishes it.

They.

Villanova wins on a last second shot.

Buzzer beater balloons are going off and all.

People are freaking out.

It was the most exciting game I've ever seen in my entire life.

It was amazing.

That's the only thing I like about basketball is literally those kind of shots.

And then I watch them on the.

On replays.

I actually.

I'd read about it in the news, heard about it, and then went and looked it up, and I think I shared it.

I think I may have shared it on.

On our social.

It was just an amazing shot.

I was.

I watched it probably like four or five times in a row just to see him just shot.

I can't shoot a basket if I'm standing under it.

Like, it's not my sport.

It's the.

I am.

I can't granny shot it in.

I can't push it in.

It's.

I'm not built for basketball.

They would have to lower the link to the core.

Hang on.

I'm gonna bring it up.

Pull it up.

Yeah, yeah.

So again, if you're listening to.

This is.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

You can Google it.

It's all over.

You can Google it.

But here it is.

This is Villanova against.

Okay, all right.

7474 with a.

Hang on.

Let me get it down to where.

It's.

Okay, Here it is.

So this is the last.

So it's 7,474, and there is 4.7 seconds on the clock.

Okay.

Length of the court with Archie Diacono.

Three seconds at mid court.

Jenkins gives it to Jenkins for the championship.

Grown men crying out.

There's the coach from North Carolina.

Like, God, are.

You can't.

How do you.

You can't.

You can't beat those shots.

Like, it's just those kids practice those shots over and over and over.

They probably do them in their sleep.

But I've seen kids make those shots that they make hundreds and hundreds of times.

Miss them.

Yeah, I know.

For every 300 they make, they miss one.

You know, it's.

It's just crazy.

And Sparky goes.

It's pandemonium.

It's pandemonium.

Oh, it's.

I'm always.

It's exciting to watch these teams win, but unless you're not rooting for him.

Have you watched any?

You're not much of a baseball fan, right?

Or are you?

I'll watch it sometimes.

So spring training.

There's spring training games now, right?

And they have the new rule where they have the strike zone, and they can tap on their helmet.

Like, if they think the calls bad, they tap on their helmet and then they look and see if the strike.

If it's a strike or a ball.

And so the pit.

The catcher can do it and the pitcher can do it.

So they're doing it.

They can request, like, a review.

They can request a review.

And then the one guy.

The guy called it a strike, and batter hits his helmet, and then they.

They review it, and it was off by an inch.

So then it was a ball.

Well, now it's all, like, based on a camera because you can't see it.

I don't even know how umps call it.

Right.

I feel bad for the umps.

If we're gonna do this, just remove the umps.

Just put the thing there and then just call ball and strikes there.

Yeah.

The only thing they're good for now is just handing them another ball.

Yeah, that's it.

Like, it's.

Oh, foul ball here.

Just get.

Put the.

The bat boy out there with a.

With a bucket full of balls and just throw them out there.

They don't even need the umps anymore.

They'll get pained.

That's all.

That's all right.

They'll live.

I like it.

There's two things I think they can get rid.

I think can get rid of the home plate umpire.

And in auto racing, I think they can get rid of the flagger.

You don't need the flagger.

People just like to see the flag.

They don't need that.

You just turn on the lights, the.

You know, the yellow light, the red light, the green.

I know, but the crowd, who's not sitting right there, they like to see some Yoko waving a flag.

I don't know.

I don't watch.

I did.

I think I had the race on, and I stopped watching it because then it was over.

I know.

Like I said, I've been going to.

I've been going to auto racing round, you know, dirt tracks since I was 11 years old.

So I've been going there a long time, and I've yet to see Flagger get killed or hurt, but I've seen drivers get killed.

I'm just saying.

I don't know what is.

That's a bummer.

I think.

God, I mean, God has a.

Like a.

Some kind of force field around the flaggers because I've seen it where the cars hit the fence, wrap around and the flagger was fine.

I've never seen a flagger kill at a racetrack.

I had a question.

I just lost it.

God damn.

Just went out of my head.

Oh, do the Phillies train in Tampa?

Clearwater, Clear Water?

Yeah.

I think I drove by their training.

Oh, yeah.

When I was down there a couple like a month ago, we drove by and I saw something for the Phillies.

I was like, oh, John.

I thought I was gonna get a picture.

And then I was already like.

By the time I realized what I was passing, I was like, oh, God, right past.

So.

So Friday, did you do any shopping or did you observe?

I did go shopping.

I did too.

I bought a TV I didn't even need from Amazon.

I need a TV too.

Samantha.

Need another TV now.

I just bought one because it was very cheap and I can also use it as a computer monitor.

So I bought it just so I.

I had to buy something from Amazon because I wasn't gonna go.

I'm always shopping on Amazon.

I don't.

I'm not gonna.

It doesn't matter.

You buy all the three days before they stock up.

So I'm not gonna buy an Amazon this day.

I'll buy it on Thursday and then I'll buy it again on Saturday.

Okay, whatever.

Aaron says I bought shoes.

Yeah.

Nice.

Did you know it was Al Sharpton's DEI boycott plan?

I didn't know it was Al Sharpton.

This is the first step.

We know, we know who to blame.

To encounter the attack of dei, diversity, equity and inclusion.

I'm not a fan of Al Sharpton.

He's made quite a tidy sum race baiting for a long time.

And there may be times he might be correct, but his times of being.

He is a scumbag is much more scumbag and grifter.

When he, when he had Kamal Harris, when he endorsed her, she gave him like a $300,000 grant to his association or whatever the fuck he does.

That's what he does.

He doesn't work for free.

You don't work for free.

You do not remember when he was.

What he looked like in the 80s?

Oh yeah, he was like huge, big sweaty bugger.

Do you remember?

Yeah, he looked like someone put king.

Or something, like just sweaty.

If James Brown was.

Someone stuck a air hose.

Yeah.

Up his ass.

He had the James Brown haircut now.

He kind of still has it now.

Well, he looks.

Well, he Lost a lot of weight, so he's got some nice suits now.

But I'm just not.

I.

I am not a particular fan of Al Sharpton.

I remember watching him in New York with the whole Tawana Brawley thing and.

And just.

He just doesn't.

He's just unethical.

Yeah, he's just scummy about it.

And it's.

If, if you.

I thought you.

He was doing it 100 for the right reason.

No, but it's like he's.

Oh.

There's always a side where he's making money and there's always this.

I feel like it's always a scam.

I don't know who trusts him?

No one.

It's amazing.

Well, clearly people do because he's still around.

Well, the sheep.

The sheeple.

The.

The left will do it now.

He's just been around so long.

It's just whatever, right?

It says do not make any purchases.

Do not shop online or in the store.

No Amazon, no Walmart, no Best Buy, no McDonald's, no fast food stores.

No gas, no major retailers.

Do not use a credit card, debit card.

Try to buy all you need before Friday.

It doesn't matter.

You're buying it all the day before.

Well, he kind of.

Don't he not the smartest guy in the world.

Yeah.

Only buy things that you need, like food or medicine.

Support small.

You should support your small businesses.

Anyway, why this matters.

Corporations and banks only care about the bottom line.

Disrupting the economy for even one day sends a powerful message.

It doesn't.

They don't listen.

If they don't listen, we make the next blackout longer.

Our numbers are powerful.

This is how we make history.

History.

So a lot of escape.

Exclamation point.

So spread.

Spread the message.

Please share with all your contacts.

Talk about it, post about it.

Document your actions that day.

We must use he power we do have and send an economical message with our numbers.

As did this actual flyer.

Yeah, this is the typo.

And no commas.

Didn't he.

Did somebody proofread this?

What's the proofread?

What's the proof?

Yeah, I.

I see a couple errors there.

But hey, you know, whatever.

I know I can't.

I guess, stop.

You know what?

And here's the kicker.

Like I'm not a big fan of company.

It sucks when companies like Walmart come in and run out.

It does.

They run down some of the smaller locations.

They run down Home Depot, small hardware stores.

You know, they eat all that down.

I understand that.

So when those places go Out.

Now you kind of have to support the home.

The Home Depots and the Walmarts in your.

God dang it.

In your community, because they employ people in your community.

So if you choose not to support them.

And what are you gonna do?

Shop online?

They all, look, I buy stuff from Amazon, and it's delivered from Best Buying Walmart.

Like, it's like they drop ship.

You know what I mean?

Like, I can get.

I didn't know that.

Sometimes they do.

Yeah.

Interesting.

Yeah.

Wasn't sure.

Everybody, they're all partnered together.

I mean, it's a win.

Oh, no, I didn't.

Okay, so I put my hand up because my camera was blurry.

Sparky, she was.

She was doing the hit.

I wasn't like, talk to the hand.

No, it wasn't a heil sign item.

She was.

She was zig hiling is what she was doing.

Absolutely not.

I don't do that.

She got that.

That Al saying, hi, everyone.

Al Sharpton's story made her.

No.

Absolutely no.

Oh, my God.

All right.

Cause any trouble.

So they have this thing out now.

And I don't know.

Look, I, I, this is.

I'm sure ladies would use this more than anybody else.

Okay.

Which would be to change the color of your eyes.

They can now change the color of your eyes.

Look, I'm sorry, but first of all, I got gorgeous blue eyes, so I don't need this.

You do have very nice blue eyes.

So I don't need this.

But now for $12,000 or $6,000 per eye, they will do some kind of cosmetic surgery, and they will change the color of your eyes.

Do they have the name of the procedure in there?

Certainly do.

Want me to try it?

I would love for you to try it.

It's Kirat Opygaminationton.

Well, how would you say it?

Wait, I can't find the word.

Where is it in this?

Keratopigmentation.

Yeah, it sounds about right.

Hang on, Cara.

For eyes keratopigmentation.

Hang on.

Yeah, I'll tell you what I'll do.

I don't know if this will work or not.

Where can I do it?

Where it tells speech.

Let's see if we.

Let's see if we can get it.

All right.

There.

Here we go.

You didn't hear that, did you?

Nope.

Damn it.

Pigmentation.

Yeah.

Carrot topic.

I was close.

I was very close.

You did really good.

If you sound it out, it's actually all small words.

I don't like anybody fucking with my eyes.

Well, so what it does it Injects the pigmentation into the cornea into.

Injects it into your corneas, people.

And then the doctor compares it to elective cosmetic procedures like breast augmentation or Botox.

And it suggesting it fulfills a similar desire for personal enhancement.

You know what?

You can buy contacts, you can buy soft contact lenses and just blip them in your eyeballs.

And I cannot.

You know, I had eye surgery when I was 11 and because I have basically lazy eyes, so I had the surgery to repair them and the both eyes at the same time.

So it ruined my summer.

And then I had dissolving stitches which didn't dissolve.

Did not dissolve.

So guess how they had to come out?

You had to go in.

I had to go back to the doctor and they had to take them out.

Did they put you here for that?

They did not.

They did not.

I'm sitting in the chair and you know how the eye doctors, they wear like that cult, that helmet, the thing on their head with the big light in the middle.

He's coming at me with tweezers and I'm just like, back.

Yeah, they gotta lock your head down.

It's like.

I would have nightmares.

It was.

I can still see it.

Literally.

I would have nightmares over this.

It would the worst.

And.

And when it comes down to it, when I'm tired, my one eye drifts still and I fucking hate it.

Remember the girl that I worked with who.

Her shirt broke open?

The dress, the whole big.

The whole dress broke open.

She had a lazy eye.

You still remember it was looking at her eyes at that point.

And.

Well, she didn't have at the time when her dress broke up, but she, you know, I work with her all summer and every once in a while she would blink and her eye would go, woo.

Would do this.

Yeah, we do this thing.

And I was.

The first time I saw it, I went.

Like, I physically went backwards.

Yeah.

And she goes, oh, I'm sorry, I have a lazy eye.

And I went, yeah, never seen anything like that before.

And she goes, yeah, I'm sorry, Whatever.

Bruce said, I scan the whole room when I'm tired.

When I'm tired.

I do have.

I do prefer I have one eye that is stronger.

Like when.

You know how a lot of people when they look, they look.

It's directly out of both eyes.

I actually have a dominant eye.

So when I look, it's.

It's one eye is really doing all the work.

Yeah, I can see, but the one eye is definitely stronger.

I hate it.

Like that lizard where the One eye does this and the other one, they.

Don'T quite operate by themselves.

But, hey, I'm insecure enough.

I don't mock my eyeballs.

I have enough issues.

Yeah, it's a, it's a bummer, but I'm.

I won't get the surgery again.

And then when I hear, like, people who go for, like, like, they talk about their cataract surgery or they go for.

What is it with the lasers?

To.

Oh, my God.

Yeah.

First of all, you got to be awake for that.

Yes.

No.

Never.

Never ever in a million years.

Like, did you ever see A Clockwork Orange?

No.

Okay, so there's one spoiler part of it.

There's one scene in the movie with the end where the main character, they prop his eyelids open.

Like, it looks like it's like claws, like, holding his eyes open.

Like, they're propped open.

And that's kind of what they do for the surger.

And I can't.

There's no way.

Nothing with the eyes.

I can't do anything with the eyes.

Nope, I can't.

I can watch a lot of surgical procedures.

I'm fascinated with medical things.

Anytime they show eyeballs, I'm like, nope, turn it right off.

How do you feel about, literally, how do you feel about pimple popping videos?

I will watch those all.

I love them.

I love them.

I could.

I'm like, almost want to squish.

I'm like, like I don't want it.

And there's some that are so horrifying that when they pop, I'm like, Like, you can hear it.

Yeah, I love.

I saw one guy grab his cheek like this and, and grab it like this, and it shot a stream out and hit the mirror, and you could hear it.

It sounded like, yeah, money shot.

There's your, there's your episode title.

Money.

Money shot.

I, I, you notice it's.

I don't say it's funny, but, like, you see people, like, I've.

I used to watch her on, On.

Was it TLC or whatever, and when people would come in with these enormous cysts, and I'm just like, oh, you poor.

Like, they went through so much in their life.

And then just to walk around with, like, giant cysts and, like, in such a noticeable, like, on their, on their back or their arm, like, and they try to cover it.

It's so right.

It's sad.

I feel bad for people because that's not.

Yeah.

You know, they don't want that.

So.

I was a fan of the Pimple Popper before the show you could go to YouTube and then, you know, you would watch her do the pimple.

And it used to piss me off when she would go in and tease around a thing and take the whole thing out with the sack and never pop it.

And that would pop it.

I'm like, hey, easy to pop that thing.

I need.

I want to see it squirt.

Like, I want to see ball John Pimple.

I want to see her head go back.

Like, you know, she got hit in the face with his load.

There's a couple where she.

She would physically, like, recoil back.

Like.

Like it was not, you know, but just the.

The.

That there was.

And when they go in dudes with.

These weird ones on their backs and stuff, it's.

Oh, they had one.

There's this old guy, and I guess it was his.

I don't know who was doing it.

She took a razor blade and she cut.

She cut his back.

And she's.

And the guy's filming it, and cottage cheese is pouring out of his back and it's on the grass.

And the guy's like.

He's moving the camera and he's making.

I'm like, dude, give the camera to somebody vomiting.

Yeah, give the camera to somebody else.

Let somebody else shoot this thing.

I want to see every bit of this thing.

It's just when he.

She got done, there was a pile of cottage cheese on the ground.

Maybe that's why I'm not eating cottage cheese lately.

And then the dog ran over and started eating it.

No, I'm just kidding.

Oh, no.

To shoot that dog.

No, don't eat that.

Oh, yeah.

I don't.

I don't.

First of all, like, I understand, like, a lot of people don't want to address the issues, but, like, if you have that mountain of something on your back, you got to fix that.

You got to take that care of that.

Yeah.

And it's not like, if you're so bad, like, you have your girlfriend's like, it, and she's just gonna slice it open, you know, I can't.

First of all, smell has got to be.

Oh, I can't even imagine what the smell is.

But I love that.

I love.

Especially, like, a big one.

I just love it, you know, it gets me.

This is so gross.

This one.

The earwax.

I was going to say that was my next thing.

I love when they go in again.

I.

I don't know how people live with the monsters, things they pull out of bodies.

I gotta go get one of those things.

I want to get one of those things, you can hook it to your iPhone and it's a camera and you can see in your ear.

Because I want to see if I have that in there.

Like, because then I'll go get it taken out.

Like I want to go, I want to go get, get it taken out.

But they, they have this British guy comes on and he's like, we put a little olive oil in there to loosen things up.

And then we go in with our, this, the, the something hook.

They got a hook in there.

And then they use a spoon and.

Then they use a dental thing they use in your mouth, but they scoop it out of your ear.

And then they have the grabbers, they go in and grab it.

The pinchers to go in and grab it.

And then they have the suction tool that goes in and sucks it all out.

You know what?

It's, it's.

Oh, what gets me, it's.

There's two things.

It's like, it's always these like really old guys.

Yes.

They go in there and they pull out like a mountain.

Like you could sculpt something out of the glass they pull out of their ear.

I use Q tips my entire life.

I finally stopped using them.

I know I gotta have a mound in there.

I have to.

I can't.

And I know they're terrible, but I can't.

Every time I get out of the shower, it's literally towel off, hair up, Q tips.

I haven't used Q tips in years.

It's like a three step thing.

I, I can't.

The doctor water in my ears makes me wild.

I can't stand the feeling.

I don't know.

I would all day I'd just be like clawing at my ears.

There's no way.

Brother in law's an ear, nose and throat surgery surgeon.

And he does that.

He's one of the things he does.

He goes in and gets it out.

And I said, I got to come down and have you.

I said, can I come down?

Come to your house.

Invite him over to him.

Oh, he lives in Atlanta.

It's a long way to go to clean out somebody's ears.

Oh, that's true.

Kind of long way to go.

Have you seen the ones where people have like critters in there?

Oh, I can't.

That I can't do.

I can't have it.

When they pull like a little leg.

I'm like, no, come in and they.

Go in there and they grab a cockroach and it comes out.

I'm like, I would have to go I would have to get a gun and shoot myself.

I.

Well, the worst part is people that they hear.

They hear it.

Yeah.

They're hearing it in there and they're feeling it.

Yeah.

They would pull that out and I'd be like, oh, no, no, no.

I would.

I would tear my ear apart.

I'm sorry.

Can't shoot yourself three times.

You gotta shoot yourself once.

Oh, no, I missed the cockroaches.

I couldn't.

I would.

I.

I would.

I don't know.

I don't know how I would react, but it would not be good.

I'd have to probably institutionalize myself for a couple days.

I'll tell you one of the.

I've been watching these lately.

Charlie Kirk is back out on tour again.

Let's have a pimple pop watch party next episode.

I would do that.

I would do that as an extra.

I would go get a bunch.

That'd be a bonus.

I would tune in.

I would do it.

As gross as that is.

So Charlie Clerk is going back out to colleges now.

And my favorite thing is when he goes and you have people come in and they yell at him or they come up, they try to own him.

I hate people.

And so here he has a teacher.

And Charlie just asked us a couple simple questions.

You're a teacher?

Yes.

What is a woman?

What is a woman?

Oh, buddy.

All right, here we go.

So we define gender as a set of preferences that you have.

Excuse?

Preference.

Gender is a set of preferences we have.

Now, woman.

Woman is a social construct that we've agreed upon.

Typically imagine womanhood as makeup or whatever it is.

There is a difference between the word woman and being a biological female.

Woman is a social construct that we use.

Listen for a second.

I'm telling you what it means.

Woman is a social construct.

We agree on these set of preferences.

If I tell you that I'm a man, it's because I want you to know that I like these set of preferences.

If I tell you I'm a woman.

It'S because I want you to know.

That I agree with these set of preferences.

Can men give birth?

Can men?

Or can males?

Because males can't these.

Listen for a second.

If.

If you listen to your bio professors, you'd understand there's a difference between biology and what we think.

So I want to thank you for proving a great point.

You are why we should eliminate the Department of Education.

Thank you very much.

He should have known.

They said he set himself up.

He did set himself up for that.

You know, Sparky goes, clap, clap, Clap.

Right.

I.

That's.

That's sad.

Like that.

That we're at the point in society where you can't say a woman is someone who gives birth.

Right?

You know, to.

To a child.

Like, they have certain organs, certain, you know, whatever parts.

And.

And we have to, like, just go, well, if you think you're a woman, it's all thoughts and a feel.

No, it's science.

You know something?

How dare you.

How dare you say that.

You know, these people aren't like, this person.

And I got asked by Democrats all the time, charlie, why did we lose the election?

There's a dude with a fucking mustache dressed in a pink dress.

Like, it's like a little Bo Peepee kind of dress, if you like, with puffy sleeves and lacy in the front.

It's an awful big baby doll kind of dress, right?

So he's got a big bow on the side of his man face.

Sparky says this dude needs to be punched in the face.

Yeah, punched in the face.

It's.

It's strawberry shortcake.

Strawberry shirt cake.

Yeah.

Been dresses and go to events like this, I feel.

Okay now.

I think you're just a liar.

You said you liked my dress.

I think the Korean people will be.

Disrespected that you came up here dressed.

And pretending to be.

Be one.

Oh, that's a good question.

But I don't care.

I don't care.

I don't.

I don't care.

I don't care.

I don't care.

There's a second.

There's a followup for him.

That dude looked like.

If you ever see Office Space.

Who's the guy, Milton, in the basement with the red stapler?

Yeah, he looks like Milton.

Like, he's a big fellow with the mustache looking a little greasy.

She's not pretty.

This is the difference between.

This is why transgender females, real people with.

What's that called?

Gender dysphoria.

This is what people like.

This guy here.

This is why they can't have nice things.

Whoops.

Come on.

Wait a minute.

What's going on here?

Why isn't it.

Why isn't it running?

Oh, I'm so upset.

Oh, no.

Oh, here we go.

No, it's not.

It's not running.

It's.

It's locked up.

Oh, let me try this again.

Oh, dear.

All right, hang on.

I know I.

I know I had it.

I know I had it working.

Let me try it again and see if it runs.

If it runs this time.

Okay, you know what, Auto.

Okay, back that up.

Here we go.

Back that up, back it up, back it up, back it up.

Cue the elevator music.

You know what autogynephilia is?

No idea.

That's a big word.

It's men that get sexual pleasure.

John knows what that means.

Women and being around women.

Oh, okay.

Well, all right.

So.

Okay, that's crazy.

Yeah.

Is it crazy?

No, that's.

That's autogynephilia.

That's.

That gets off dressing up like a lady.

Right?

Remember the one?

And he's also starting to start a lot of trouble now where he's went and had surgery, and he's like, oh, don't I.

You know, I'm talking about the one who had it.

Talked about having his.

Hiskins removed or something.

He had his cake pops removed, and now he wants to get his.

Oh, he's changing his.

And he had surgery to reduce his hair.

He had facial reconstruction surgery, and then he pops the thing off, and I'm like, you look exactly the same.

Right?

He wanted to have his candy cane changed into a donut.

Remember that, dude?

Yeah.

That was last week's conversation.

Right?

Yeah.

He's in.

He's in trouble.

He's in trouble.

All right.

He's a douchebag.

I mean, you could change your parts around.

You're still an.

All right, Duchess, it's time to get ready.

Oh.

Got the tweets.

She's the key.

Oh, my God, that's so long.

That's all right.

It's gonna be a good one.

Sparky says.

Yeah.

Okay.

I will tell you, I was doing this all weekend.

When anytime jump would come out, I would repeat it in, like, stupid voice.

Paul, just look at me like, what's wrong?

I got practicing.

Gotta practice for Trump.

Tweets read by Kate.

Okay.

It's so long.

Now Zelensky will have no choice but to back down and accept Trump's terms.

But here's the genius part.

Trump is actually protecting Ukraine without dragging the US into war.

By negotiating a mineral deal, Trump ensures that Americans will be involved in Ukraine's mining industry.

This prevents Russia from launching an investigation because.

Attacking Ukraine.

Oh, oh, oh, you just.

You just.

Launching a what?

Russia, an invasion.

Now, you said investigation.

Oh, okay.

It's okay.

Sorry.

Jamingo does not.

I couldn't let that go.

I know.

I want to hear that tape.

This prevents Russia from launching an investigation because.

Attacking Ukraine.

Again, launching an invasion.

You said investigation.

God damn it.

Now it's in my brain.

All right, third time.

This prevents Russia from launching an invasion because attacking Ukraine would mean endangering American lives, something that would force the US to respond.

Trump played both sides like a master chess player.

But in the end, Zelensky will have no choice but to concede, because without U.

S.

Support, Ukraine cannot win a prolonged war against Russia.

And once US Companies have mining operations in Ukraine, Putin will be unable to attack without triggering.

And that's it.

That's all I got.

All right, now it's red.

It's funny.

He's written this in third person because it's his tweet.

So he talks about Trump.

Yeah, not me, but he says Trump.

Trump.

Yeah.

He's third.

He's.

Yeah, Mike said the same thing I do.

I just noticed this.

I love how his tweets written in third person.

That's right.

Trump's a master chess player, and he just masterly played some chess.

Trump checkmated.

I'm sorry, hang on.

I got one more.

Okay.

We should spend less time worrying about Putin and more time worrying about migrant rape gangs, drug lords, murderers, and people from mental institutions entering our country, our beautiful country, so that we don't end up like Europe.

Europe.

That's so bad.

Damn it.

Thank you, Kate.

I throw a little extra in sometimes.

There you go.

When you need a laugh or just to see.

Kate's got the tweets.

She's the key.

Thank you, Sparky.

That's so bad.

They're so bad.

Thank you.

Well, you know, so there was that thing on Friday where the whole meltdown between Trump, JD And Zelinsky.

Yeah.

All right, so I only heard clips.

I didn't hear the whole thing.

And today on the Ben Shapiro show, he goes over it clip by clip by clip and goes through the whole thing.

And he really does a great job of almost play by playing this thing, how it went down and how Trump was really doing a great job.

I think he's doing pretty good until.

JD Pulled two grenades and threw them in.

And then.

And then Zelensky start insulting Trump.

Like, he started getting a little threatening.

Like, there was some offside comments.

And I think J.D.