Grampa Oatmeal Pants | Episode 292

I'm gonna start a podcast that has no focus, and it'll take up an inordinate amount of time.

All right, welcome in, everybody.

Eagles Super Bowl Sunday coming up.

I'm excited as I am sick.

I am one of your hosts, John Domingo.

And with me as always, my co host and partner in crime, it's the Duchess.

Good evening.

Now, I don't know what's going on.

Like, in other words, just so you know, my ears are clogged up, my nose is clogged up, my eyes are watering, so I can't tell if I.

If I'm.

I can't hear things that are too loud.

My.

My whole sensory perception thing is like, I don't feel.

I feel like you guys can't hear me.

Like, I feel like I'm muffled, but I hear you.

Fun.

The music's too loud.

Got.

Damn this music.

How that music be so loud.

All right, there we go.

Let's try that.

But if I turn that down, I got to turn you down.

Well, that's okay.

So.

All right, listen, we got the Eagles coming up.

Very excited about that.

Although I found out that apparently there's some kind of sickness going through New Orleans and half the team's sick, so.

Hey.

Yeah, this is the Chamingo.

What are you gonna do here?

All right, so.

Ah, much better.

Sorry, sorry, sorry.

I couldn't hear myself.

Anyhow, I guess last week I had a chest cold.

And normally when I get sick, it's usually a head cold and then it drops into my chest.

This time it's the opposite.

It went from my chest up into my head.

Yes.

So that's all.

And then.

So we're recording Brand X tomorrow.

You're coming over.

I am.

I get to play with that big boy.

So Deuce will be here, Joe will be here.

Fun.

And I'm trying to set everything.

I'll give you your Christmas presents.

Okay.

That's fantastic.

I didn't know I was getting Christmas presents, but all right.

It's a couple stories.

So my gift to you was I was gonna give you my Rodecaster Pro here.

Cause I already had one.

There's the Gobert.

Well, that's.

Yeah, that's it.

So you're supposed to have this.

Well, I bought a brand new duo for just this studio here.

And yesterday it locked up.

And I had to call.

I was so mad, but I had to calm down.

And I called Rhodes support, and they were very, very nice.

They're sending me another one out immediately.

Good.

But this won't be ready for you tomorrow.

So I can't give this to you.

So I promise, as soon as my other one comes in, I will pack this thing up and I will drive it up to where you are so you can have this.

But was I pissed?

But you know what?

I'll say one thing about road mixers and road support.

They are so nice that they should be.

You can't even get mad at them, especially me, because, you know, I've bought two.

Two of these Rodecaster Pros.

I got a pod mic.

I bought the duo.

They've seen.

I have had a lot of problems with them.

So I said to the guy, am I doing something wrong?

I said, I don't understand.

He goes, no, no.

He says, just a string of bad luck.

I said, I have friends that have these that never have a problem with them.

Years.

I'm afraid to turn the thing off.

So anyhow, that was that.

So then you should have them send you two.

Two of them.

Yeah.

Well, listen, they're not that nice.

They're not gonna.

They're not gonna fork over a $500 mixer just because.

I meant a cable or something.

They send you another mixer?

Oh, yeah, A whole nother mixer.

Whole brand new mixer.

So then Deuce texts me this morning, and he's like, so, I hear you're sick.

Are we going to be doing the podcast tomorrow?

And I'm like, I already got the cleaning lady here.

I'm ordering lunch.

God damn right we're going tomorrow.

Not gonna let a little cold stop me.

Unless you guys don't want to come over here.

So what happened?

Oh, I can take this out of here now.

Sorry.

I can get rid of that.

Whoops.

Oh, hey.

Here.

Back to the.

Okay, so Jimmy's grandson is home now.

His.

The baby.

The baby's home.

But the baby was born premature, right?

So the baby's home.

Can't be around the baby sick.

So the Jimmy comes bebopping down the steps today.

Get the fuck out.

Right?

And I went, don't come down here.

I'm sick.

He goes, what?

I hear him stop halfway down the steps.

What?

I go, yeah.

I said, I got a cold.

It's not Covid or anything.

Turn around, go back out the door.

When you get in the car, run some hand sanitizer over your hands or whatever.

All right.

Thank you.

So there's no way that Jimmy's gonna show up here tomorrow.

He's not.

Maybe.

Maybe he'll trot over.

When I'm going from the car to the house.

He'll be sitting in the driveway, waiting.

Before you go in, I just want to say hi.

I just want to say hi.

Yeah.

So Deuce will be over here.

Tell you have a good time at John's tomorrow.

Johnny's tomorrow.

So I'm ordering lunch.

So I send out the order to Joe.

So Joe's getting a cheesesteak wrap with whiz and fried onions and green peppers.

And Deuce never sent me anything back.

But you know what?

I know what Deuce's order is like.

I know my own.

And so I ordered his and I ordered mine.

And I said to Duchess, what do you want?

Duchess is getting a cheesesteak.

No, I'll have the chicken gordas gorga soda salad with the.

Looks good.

I can't eat a cheesesteak.

First of all.

They're massive.

There's no way I'm eating a whole one of those anyway.

Or a half of one.

It's too much.

I may use my fork and take a piece out of yours.

How about that?

You'll be like, no, no, I'll have.

To cut you off a piece.

Well, I'll have to have you cut a piece off.

I can't get.

Just can't get you sick.

All right.

The woman who just started working for me on Monday, she came into the.

She texted us Sunday night, her son had the flu.

104.9 fever.

She sends this to my boss.

Not boss, which is a whole story in itself.

So she texts me and tells me this, and I'm like, if she's sick, I don't want her in the office.

If she's fine, she can come to the office.

Like, I don't give a.

Like, I don't care if it's her first day.

If she's got the flu, I don't want her there.

If she thinks she's sick, don't come in.

So she comes in Monday works, you know, it's a 10 to 2 shift.

Works 10 to 2.

We chatted, things are good.

Whatever.

She has this little cough, but she says, oh, I've had this cough for months.

6:30, Tuesday morning, I get a text.

I have the flu.

I'm like, are you kidding me?

I go in the office, Lysol, everything down.

I'm like, get the out.

You know?

So I'm not even expecting her back till Monday.

I was like, don't even come back.

Come back when you have no temperature for several days.

Yeah.

She's like, it broke, but it came back.

I'm like, you're home till you are not Sick.

Stay home.

Yeah, Hit the cross out.

I'm like, I don't need that.

So I'm like, I've been working solo in this office for three months.

Another five days.

It doesn't matter now.

I don't care.

Ken's over on the rumble chat, says, hey, I'll be listening to car tonight, so tone down the hilarity.

I don't want to crash my car.

We'll do our best, Ken, which is so naturally funny.

It's hard.

Yeah, I know.

Isn't it, though?

I can't tone it down.

Lot going on.

I said in one of the.

I call it the show placards.

And the show title tonight is Trump.

00% contained.

Pretty much.

And, you know, you go to TikTok or.

I don't know if you see it on Twitter, but you see these liberals, and they're like, well, I hope you Trump voters are happy.

Is your egg prices any cheaper?

I'm like, I don't care.

What?

No, I don't care.

I don't care.

I don't care.

I wanted Trump to come in and do exactly what he's doing, and I love every minute of it.

And my daughter Meghan, she's.

She's not a Trump fan, okay?

So she always sends me stuff like, what do you think of this?

And what do you think of that?

I'm like, I'm loving it.

I'm loving all of it.

She goes, well, they stopped aid.

I go, no, no, no, no.

So that's not.

I said, you got to stop listening to mainstream media, because guess what?

They didn't stop aid.

They stopped the grift.

These are foreign bullshit aid.

They stopped all this.

And they're all pissed off because Elon Musk went in there and they're finding all this slush fund and these people.

And I'm like, hey, this is what I wanted.

And they're screaming and yelling, and, you know, the Democrats, they look like assholes.

I'm like, it's hard for you.

They have bad optics right now.

Like, there's no.

They can't keep up.

And if they think, like, I'm gonna fuss about the cost of eggs while we're sending billions of dollars for stuff that's not, like, essential humanitarian aid to anybody.

I know.

Go yourself.

Billions and billions and billions of dollars raped for billions.

Yeah.

Billions of dollars.

I've had.

I have my legs crossed.

Oh, okay.

Shifted position.

My boots on.

So I'm like, so sorry.

Yeah.

Did I put them.

Oh, no.

Oh, I had Trump tweets.

For Duchess to read today.

Oh.

And I don't think I have them.

Although they're in the discord.

They're in our discord.

So you might have to go over there and get them.

I have to go find them.

You have to find them.

You're like, I'm gonna have Duchess read these.

Yeah, I was gonna have Duchess read these in the Trumpet because I don't know if anybody else loves it, but I love it when Duchess reads Trump tweets as Trump.

They are some of my favorites.

Bad.

But anyhow, you keep talking.

Yeah.

So one of the things I love because they don't know again, the people from like, aoc, she's over there and.

She says, your gal aoc?

Yeah, my gal aoc.

She's sitting there and she's like talking to tell everybody how dumb Elon Musk is.

Listen to this.

This dude is probably one of the most unintelligent billionaires I have ever met.

Okay?

He started Crazy Eyes.

I know you guys can't help yourselves.

You just love her crazy face.

But he was the.

Hang on a second.

Excuse me.

He was part of the PayPal.

Excuse me.

And then once he sold PayPal, then he went and took that money and started SpaceX.

SpaceX uses a rocket.

And then usually they would just drop in the ocean.

You have to build new ones.

He has them where they come and land where they fucking started from.

That's not even better.

Now he's got them so big they can't land anymore.

He's got a little thing with two chopsticks that come out and catch them.

This thing is 20 stories in the air.

It comes down into the settles down where it can be captured again and reused.

But the bartender over here, he's the dumbest billionaire she's ever met.

I guess she hasn't met any.

He's the dumb one.

Yeah, he's the dumb one.

Can she make a martini?

Which, you know, you can probably even glean that from watching people on tv.

Anyways, all of that is to say is that they don't do their homework clearly.

Like they're putting 19 year olds in at the treasury.

This dude is not smart.

All right, let's talk, okay, let's talk about the 19 year old that they're putting in there.

These guys are fucking geniuses.

Like, they're savants.

They found so much shit.

And the ones you want, right?

That's what you want.

Okay?

But then I gotta hear he wasn't elected.

He doesn't have to be elected.

He's hired.

He's hired morons, right?

And they're like, well, yeah, I wasn't elected.

I hear.

And my daughter says, well, he was elected.

I said, I don't care.

Not everybody that works in the government is elected.

A lot of them more than most are not elected.

Remember this?

Freaked out by her.

By her garbage disposal.

Yeah.

Hey, welcome, Papa.

Broke 76.

New person.

Yeah.

So again, she's all, you know, she's all upset and she's very fancy.

So these kids went in.

Kids, I call them kids because they're young kids today.

Right, Right.

But they're fucking geniuses.

And they're finding all this grift and money wasted and all.

And here's the thing about usaid.

This is a CIA slush fund.

This is where the CIA goes in and this is where they get the money.

You know, I was wondering how the CIA gets the money for all this shit.

Amazing how we found all these funds.

Right.

So what are the Democrats, Democrats.

What do the Democrats start doing?

They start jumping up and down.

Oh, my God, they can't be doing this.

They're cutting off all the aid.

So they.

That now they, they go to the USAID building and the guy, the senator from Connecticut, Chris Murphy.

I don't know his name, can't remember.

All right, don't pay attention to Connecticut.

But Megan Kelly lives in Connecticut and she keeps saying it better shut your mouth or I'll primary you and I'll win.

I hope she does well.

That'd be a pay cut for her to do that.

I know.

For her.

So he says this is taking money away from freedom fighters.

What?

Wait, what?

Freedom fighters?

So in other words, he's admitting that the USAID is paying freedom fighters to overthrow other governments, which is what, illegal?

He said the quiet part out loud and they're probably like, shut the.

Xnay on the.

It's crazy on the.

Read and pray.

Freedom fighters is a euphemism for terrorists.

There you go.

Exactly.

Luis, meet mustache guy right there.

Usa.

They're all, I'll pop Bob up again.

Yeah, he.

That was founded in 1961.

JFK got a sunroof on his head two years later.

Yeah, yeah.

So they've been doing this and, and they've figured out how to do this.

They have terrorists with their guns and all doing videos in a tent that says usaid.

It's a USAID supported tent that they sent over there.

This.

It gets better.

They found out that a lot of this stuff is going into where they're paying the prosecutors that went after Trump and impeached him.

So this thing.

So once they dig into, like, once they dig into this, once they start pulling the fucking layers off of this onion, these guys are going to have to run.

Now, some of them have been pardoned, some of them.

You know, some of them Biden pardoned on the way out the door, but not all of them.

And I'm here for all of it.

I don't give a fuck if I got to pay $10 a dozen for eggs.

I'm here for all of it.

I don't care.

I really don't.

I don't.

I mean, I would prefer not to pay $10 for eggs, but if I know a lot more shit's getting cleaned up, which I can clearly see what's happening.

I'll take $10 eggs.

And they're not even done yet.

It just.

Just started.

They're just getting started.

I did find a tweet.

Oh, you did find them.

Okay.

Found one of them.

So.

But yeah, go ahead, finish.

And the danger in not in the lack of intelligence and the lack of expertise that she would know, like, are you kidding?

Lack of expertise right there, folks.

Right?

Elon has.

I mean, this guy is one of the most morally vacant, but also just come up with the word knowledgeable about least knowledgeable we really know of.

But the point is, is that.

Oh, I'm sorry, there's a point.

Let's find out what the point is.

They're going to hit a button.

Inevitably, they are going to hit a button and things can go sideways.

You mean like that they're doing right now?

Like why the Democrats are fucking running around like chickens with their heads cut off.

What?

She's.

They're all saying it.

Oh, if they could go in there, they could stop your Social Security and all.

So Trump says, look, Elon is in there and he finds stuff.

And then he asks us and we say whether you can do it or not.

And then he goes in and does it.

Pop.

Says she he became the most healthy, the wealthiest man because he's stupid.

She's such an idiot.

And you know something?

That's the squad, the squads that now they've got black aoc.

What's her name?

Crockett.

Jasmine.

Jasmine Crockett.

There's another genius.

She's another.

More.

The one with the eyelashes that was going to fight like Marjorie Taylor Greene, Nancy Mace.

Right.

Hood Barbie is who she is.

Sorry.

She's just another moron.

She's got a message from Musk, too.

Our Republican colleagues are Kind of okay with ceding their constitutional authorities over to a guy that, given maybe a few years ago, they would have been trying to deport.

No, we're not trying to deport him.

He's white.

What, are you kidding?

First of all, he's one of the smartest guys.

He.

He's the one we want here.

Citizenship.

Stupid, right?

He came over here, he started business.

He added to the economy.

He's one of the good ones.

Not because government hired him.

They gave him fucking clearance.

They gave him the clearance a few years ago.

If she wants to look that up.

Well, also, we got a couple astronauts stranded up on the International Space Station, and nobody can seem to go up and get them.

Elon's gonna send a rocket up there to go get them and bring them.

Back one of my extra ones and bring them up.

Yeah, yeah.

That idiot.

That idiot.

I mean, we understand that Elon was not born here.

And so it's interesting that they now are like, oh, yeah.

Well, because Trump said it then.

It's all good.

No, it's not all good.

We have processes.

We have rules.

We have a constitution.

We have laws.

And none of that.

Now.

We have them.

Yeah, we have them.

Conveniently, right.

When she doesn't like things.

Yeah, we.

Good job, Jasmine.

We put all this money in a slush fund that is away from anybody.

And usaid, they can't.

They're not responsible for anybody at all.

We could do that, all right?

But what we can't do, killing it.

We can't have somebody go and find out what they're spending it on and let everybody else know, because remember, it's a big fucking shell game over in Washington.

You know, four years, they're over here, they're working in the State Department or whatever, and then when a new guy comes in, they all get.

They all leave.

And where they go is they go to where this slush fund is, and that's how they get their jobs.

All right?

So now there's a bunch of people in Washington, D.C.

shitting their pants because this is all exposed.

And now it's out.

And we all know about it.

So what's shocking is half of the people around here, around the world, in the US don't give a fuck.

They're like, well, whatever.

But Trump, that's their thing.

But Trump, that's not true.

It's.

I would say about 20% of the people are so stupid or have such, you know, Orange Man.

Bad Trump derangement.

And now it's Elon Derangement Syndrome.

That doesn't matter.

Vice President, you know.

Right.

Yeah.

Okay, well, hold on.

Let's let dipshit finish.

Yeah, let get our hood Barbie go.

They have decided that they want to eviscerate all of that in front of our eyes.

And everybody wants to yell at the Democrats.

But let me be clear.

It's not the Democrats doing this.

It's the Republicans.

Okay?

What?

It's not the Democrat doing this for the past chunk of time.

Honey, hold on.

Here's the guys from tmz.

The main thing I think that prompted this was the dissolution of the USAID Department and perhaps, I'm guessing the talk.

About the Department of Education, the CIA, the FBI, CIA.

There are a lot of things.

Yeah.

I would love for you to respond to what JD Vance just posted.

Vice President posted, and this is what he said.

Elon Musk is supposed to be advising the President.

That is the role that he is supposed to play.

No one ever thought that he would have this authority that no one has.

Has ever been given.

What people don't understand is that when you sign up to work for the federal government, such as myself, unfortunately, I had to give up practicing law.

I am not allowed to do that anymore.

This guy, could you imagine her being your goddamn lawyer?

But she's.

She, she isn't a seated official.

She's not.

It's not a job.

Like it's a job.

But she was elected to this job.

She knew full well.

Does she think.

Are we having problems understanding what her job.

Does she think that she's.

That Elon's going to tell Trump to go to USAID and then go in and look at the computers?

You think that Trump's going to do this?

Are you that dumb?

Don't you understand how things work?

Top guy, the person who knows what the fuck they're doing.

Yeah.

Top guy gets other people to go in and do his and report.

See, they get them to report back to him and then he tells them what to do.

He's a facilitator.

That's what that is.

He's a facilitator.

What to fucking do?

I'm a job.

The boss.

He's the boss.

See, what you don't understand is I goes to the.

When I got selected, I went and I had to give up practicing law.

Is still literally taking government contracts.

And also the guy that has the power of the purse, there's not even a such thing thing.

I mean, the power of the purse lies with Congress and that's all.

We're trying to get people fired.

Up about is understanding basic civil.

That's not what you're doing.

You're baiting this.

You're shit stirring, honey.

Yeah.

There's some things that have.

That Congress has allocated.

Okay.

That's a different story.

But then there's other things that is not allocated.

Or they send money into this big giant fund, and then.

Then USAID gets to do whatever they want with.

No, no, no, no, no, no.

See what Jason wrote.

Yeah.

The power of the purse resides with the House, not Congress.

Well, that's when Congress, it's.

Yeah.

Which I think she's a Congresswoman.

Thanks.

This is illegal.

I remember when I was a young.

Man, when Richard Nixon was president, he.

Had a kitchen cabinet.

There was a dude named Bibi Rebozo.

Who used to advise him all the time.

And you look at First Ladies who.

Had enormous influence and sometimes could direct their husbands, such as Nancy Reagan, you.

Know, to do certain things.

I guess the argument might be, Elon.

Musk is really part of the kitchen cabinet.

Ultimately, Donald Trump can say yay or nay, but it's not that different from all those other people just in terms of Musk.

No, it's absolutely different.

I don't care who he has advised him.

I mean, I kind of do, but I mean, like, he does have a lot of unintelligent people with the sport.

Of the smartest man.

One of the smartest men in the world.

I'm sorry, what rocket did you build?

Right?

What car company do you have?

Listen, you can't even put together a kitchen set from temu, all right?

Don't give me this shit.

Well, she's having a hard time stringing a coherent sentence.

Right?

Then his cabinet and advisors, like that.

Fine, whatever that is.

Someone that is serving at the pleasure of the President.

That is the pleasure.

She's serving at the pleasure of the President.

I can't say anything there, folks.

My fat, lazy South Jersey tongue trips me up all the time, so I can't really pick on it, but it's still fun.

It's perfectly fine.

The issue is that he's been empowered.

You've never seen a First lady somehow get a hold of treasury and be the one that can turn on or off the spigot for money can decide whether or not that military officer is going to get that check.

There's another lie.

None of that is true.

He hasn't turned off any of that.

Nope.

What they did was, here's what happened.

I'm done with her.

I can't even take.

I'm not even Going to listen to.

Her, turn her off any.

It's just no one.

So what they were doing, as soon as Trump came in, they started trying to shovel all this money out the door because they knew that once Trump found out was going on that what was going on, he's going to stop it.

So they're in there trying to shove this like a fire hose, all this money out the door.

Elon Musk went in there and said, whoa, hold the phone and stop them.

And they're so fucking pissed.

Number one, they got caught.

Number two, he stopped them.

And number three, they can't do a fucking thing about it.

She's just mad because she wanted Tim Wallace to be the First Lady.

I get it.

I get it.

I have a comment over from rumble from Wicon.

Rob, who says RFK Jr.

Tulsi cash.

So many on this team.

Who do they have?

Nobody.

Nobody.

They have nobody.

Listen, the best thing that they could have done was what they did in 2020.

They stole the election from Donald Trump.

That's right.

I said it.

They stole the election from Donald Trump.

They installed Joe Biden there, and for four years, Trump sat there and said, you know what?

I'll tell you what, I'm going to sit here, I'm going to wait, and this time I'll be ready.

He had everything ready to go, and he went and he campaigned his ass off and he won the election fair and swear.

He won the electoral college.

He won the popular vote.

He won.

He won it all.

All the swing states.

And guess what, ladies and gentlemen, he's your fucking president.

For four years, we had to listen to Grandpa Oatmeal Pants for four fucking years stumble out to a fucking microphone and try to have a coherent sentence.

And we couldn't say.

And we couldn't say a word.

Well, we did.

We complained about it, but you know what we didn't do?

You didn't see us out in the fucking streets and screaming and yelling and all that stuff.

We didn't do any of that shit.

No, we showed up on January 6, which was probably pretty stupid.

Wow.

Can you.

Can you please say Grandpa Oatmeal Pants?

Write that down.

Oh, Grandpa Oatmeal Pants.

Okay.

I really love that.

Grandpa Oatmeal.

It may not be the title, but it's.

It's a good line.

Well, it's the truth.

So.

And they're.

They're freaking the out now.

Listen, the media has been.

For years now.

They have been basically gaslighting people and some of them are falling for it.

Like, we've got Trump derangement syndrome.

And I'm sorry, I know this is horrible.

I get it, I get it, I get it, I get it.

But my issue is I can't stop watching these people melt down.

I love it, I love it, I love it, I love it.

You live for it.

You do.

I do.

Here we go.

They just walked up to me and she said.

I said, that is Donald Trump's wall to keep out women.

All right?

This dumb cunt little fence says that this is.

That that's Donald Trump's wall to keep out women.

He has the very first woman.

What's the lady.

That's his Attorney General.

Okay.

Oh, no.

Chief of Staff.

Yeah.

Attorney General, Press secretary.

He's also trying.

Yeah.

He has no problem putting women in.

All right, but.

So this lady says that the walls to keep women out.

Oh, and then again, this guy's now going to go all Pierre Paul Revealer on her and start asking her question.

Okay, what is he keeping women out of?

The way he talks about women, the way he downgrades women.

What's an example of that?

When he.

Just.

Way he treats his wife, the way he treats other women.

How does he treat his wife?

Watch the video of the inauguration.

What did he do?

He walked away from her.

He could care less about her.

He's getting sworn.

We need to impeach him now.

Yes, we do.

Like yesterday, he walked away from her at the inauguration.

Well, yeah, he.

I mean, as soon as he.

The car pulled up, he stomped ahead and left her to fend for herself.

Oh, my God.

And then, I mean, it's just.

If you watched him with the queen, he's marching right ahead of her.

I mean, it's just his disdain for women.

How about the fact that he's.

That he was on record saying that he had.

He can walk right up to a woman and grab her.

See, I told you.

It's like the one line they got.

Yeah.

They caught him on a hot mic.

And.

And I think with the queen, I think he didn't know the protocol.

Right.

Because I think he wouldn't have if he had.

Somebody had either informed him or he was right aware of it.

He's like, let me get up here.

So.

So I can catch this.

If I catch this old.

Before she falls.

There's a lot of alcohol for shit like that.

Right?

I'm sorry.

Go ahead, play that.

That's pretty bad.

Well, I think what he was talking about is the type of woman who will allow a rich and powerful man to do Anything that he wants.

And that type of woman does exist.

I have no answer to that kind of comment that you just made.

They're called Star.

Whatever.

Star.

I would never do that.

I know.

I'm sure if Robert Redford showed up, she'd open those dusty old hingey legs of hers.

Oh, my God.

Jesus.

The bats would fly over.

Bats would fly out of her bell.

Robert Redford ain't no spring chicken anymore.

See, there you go.

Aaron says she's just mad nobody's grabbing her.

Right.

He says, I bet she smokes cigars.

Right?

With her mouth or what?

Who knows?

I'm sure she does the Monica Lewinsky with cigars.

You know, I pulled up Trump's Twitter X feed.

I keep calling.

It's going to be Twitter forever.

I'm gonna call it Twitter.

I do.

I can't.

So what exactly ones did you want me to look at today?

Hang on a second, let me get by.

Billions and billions of dollars.

One, because I'm pretty sure it is.

Let me see if I can find it.

There it is.

Yes.

Can you read that one for me?

I can.

I'll have to read it off of.

Off of X.

Oh, my God.

Come on, come on, get into the camera.

Looks like billions and billions of dollars have been stolen at USAID and other agencies, much of it going to the fake news media as payoff for creating good stuff stories about the Democrats.

The left wing rag known as Politico seems to have received $8 million.

Did the new York Times receive money?

Who else did?

This could be the biggest scandal of them all.

Perhaps the biggest in history.

The Democrats can't hide from this one.

Too big, too dirty, Too big, too dirty.

So awful.

Sorry.

I love it.

Hang on here, I got another one.

Here's a.

Here's a white chick.

I just wanted to point out that if Joe Biden or Kamala Harris or literally any other Democrat were trying to blatantly violate the Constitution.

Oh, conservatives.

Oh, you know you would be on one.

You know you would be on one.

But since.

Well, you know what?

She's absolutely.

Girl, she's absolutely right.

If they were.

If, if.

I'll tell you right now, if Trump was trying to get around the Constitution, I would be upset.

I'm not someone that just follows blindly.

But I don't see him doing that.

I don't see him doing that at all.

What?

What, what is he violating?

I can't ask her.

President has access.

I would love to ask her like.

Yeah, like what, what is he violating?

Exactly.

Yeah.

Where where are the receipts?

Shouted out.

I'm just gonna say.

I'm gonna say what I'm gonna say.

Since it's orangutan.

Jesus, you're just like, yippee ki, yay.

Just wanted to say you might be in a cult.

Just, just so you know.

I know some people aren't aware when they're in a cult, but you're probably in a cult.

If you're that hypocritical, you might be.

In a cult, you dumb cunt.

What?

Those eyes.

I know your men.

You love them.

Big eyed crazy.

They're fun to give.

They're fun to give a, you know, a toss in the hay.

But I mean, if you got to.

Be around, I'll just stab you in the back with some shoulder with some scissors or something.

Or keys.

I got one.

Whatever.

I got one more of Trump derangement syndrome to show you.

I love these.

My name's Kelly.

I'm in North Carolina.

I can't believe the fucking motherfucking stupid fucking idiots voted for this motherfucker.

And all these fucking oligarchs in.

My life is miserable right now and.

I hate it all, including every single fucking person that voted for this orange Cheeto.

Thanks for having the event.

Kelly, Kelly, Kelly from North Carolina, speaking for everybody.

Yeah.

God, but you can hear the frustration when she's like, my life sucks.

And you're just like, oh, I know that kind of.

Yeah, that hit me right there.

Yeah, the messages.

So this must be a liberal podcast.

I think it's called the Dangerous Ones.

I might have really.

I might have to go check the Dangerous Ones.

It's.

I don't think so, but.

Okay.

A white chick and two white guys.

So soy boys.

Absolutely.

Very palpable.

They're hitting heavy.

Yeah, we, we're hearing you guys out there.

Yeah, it's cathartic.

It really is.

It's going to be a community.

And you guys keep calling because it's so important.

You need to be heard.

We need to hear what's going on out there.

And so just keep calling.

So what did that woman have to say other than orange Cheeto, Trump buckety?

She had nothing to say.

She just was mad that Trump won.

Made my life Ally.

I don't.

I can't handle it.

I can't handle it.

I don't, I don't understand.

Okay.

So the people keep screaming oligarchy, like that's a thing.

Right.

So I don't understand.

Like, it was literally.

Couldn't have been more of an oligarchy with Biden.

It literally would have been the picture of, like, three people puppeteering him.

Yeah.

Like, hey, he didn't know what he was doing.

He had.

They had to give him a.

Like a script.

Listen, I'll be honest with you.

He had no clue.

But here's the.

Here's the deal.

He could actually somewhat read off a teleprompter.

And at his age, in his condition, you know, bravo.

I mean, I think he did real.

Now, once he got done reading, he didn't know what to do.

He wandered around upstage like a lost cat.

But, yeah, I bet you'll love it when there's.

God damn you.

I love it when there's no tax on tips.

Through her waitress job, I'm sure, right?

A barista.

But.

Well, it's.

I don't know if she's a barista.

She didn't have, like, a piercing through her nose and six colors in her hair or his hair or their hair, its hair, their hair, whatever they refer themselves.

So I don't know.

Should we.

Whoops, hold on.

Should we get into what's going on?

Like, I know we're yelling and.

And about the.

All the nonsense that's going on with Elon.

What is he actually doing?

All right, so let's listen to the man himself.

Let's see what he's doing.

Ask, like, where would you start with government efficiency?

And it's kind of like being in a room where the entire room is targets and so you can shoot in any direction and not miss.

Now, we do have a fundamental issue, which is that the government is spending far, far more than it brings in.

And the reality is that all government spending is actually taxation.

All.

All government spending is taxation.

Sometimes people think some of it is.

Taxation and some of it's not, but it's all taxation, because the part that is not covered by tax revenue becomes inflation.

So you're either taxed directly or you're taxed by inflation, but you're for sure taxed.

And so all government spending is taxation.

So we have to reduce government spending overall.

This will be forced upon us in the future.

The interest payments now exceed the Defense Department budget, which is a trillion dollars a year.

That's a lot of money.

So two, just the interest on the debt exceeds what we spend on the military.

Just the interest, and that is rising rapidly.

So it can't be like, you know, we'll trim a little bit here and there.

That's not gonna work.

There have to be quite radical reductions in cost.

Yeah, all right, that's the dumbest billionaire that AOC has ever met.

It literally, basically, it's beyond the point.

We're beyond the point of you can't spend more than you take in because we are so backwards.

It's literally slice out, right?

We're like dissecting the government.

And majority is bloat.

It's ridiculous amount of bloat.

Did you see how many.

What was the final number of the federal employees that took the buyout?

Thousands.

Well, I, I heard.

Now this is what I heard.

The 8, 000.

Okay, but.

But they found a judge to put a stay on that.

So they don't want them.

They don't want them to go.

All right, because they say this is illegal or whatever.

They're not saying it's illegal, but they say it's not.

I don't know.

In other words, I think he's allowed to.

Like, you don't think that Trump's got.

People saying 60,000 people signed up, right?

60,000.

I know.

Just think about how big the government is.

The government.

All right, so now we're talking about the.

So first thing he does, he goes into USAID and he goes in there and he just starts showing everybody where all this fucking money's going.

So this gentleman here starts talking, he says, hey, listen, it's not just with.

This has been going on a long time.

And you know who's really.

You should really go after some of the past presidents.

Wow.

I got to go.

This is amazing.

I need to have you back on really soon, Mike.

All right, so this guy here, he's been after this USAID for a long time.

He knows so much about this.

What's going on with the Griff.

So he's all over the news.

I never heard of him before.

He's praying in the still, right?

He's got his eyes closed like, thank God it's finally out.

It's finally out.

I've been telling you guys forever about this, but really quickly, if you can tell me 15 or 20 seconds, has every past president for the last 20 years known how.

Known about this corruption with USAID, and just 20 chose not to do anything about it?

Yep.

Well, most of them are on the take.

Joe Biden was the head of the Senate Foreign Relations Committee, which directly oversees usaid.

USAID was funding Burisma.

USAID gave money to Burism and had.

A formal partnership agreement with Burisma.

Barack Obama's mother worked for usaid.

The Bush family runs right through it.

Bush's, you know, Vice President Dick Cheney, Liz Cheney, worked for usaid.

They're all in on it.

And this is the reason that the Trump revolution was so revolutionary is because it defeated both sides of the USAID snake.

And now we're going to see just exactly how the snake bites back when it's cornered.

I wonder if all of the lawfare and the, everything that they threw at President Trump in his first term, the Russia gay, the collusion, all this stuff, I wonder if that was just to try to keep him on his, on his heels enough to not look at U.S.

aid.

But wait, but that was a.

USAID appreciate you.

Can I say this one thing real quick?

I have to say this.

Yes.

Okay.

USAID funded a group called the OCCRP.

Everyone can look this up.

They paid $20 million to a group.

Of hit piece journalists who turned around.

And dug up dirt on Rudy Giuliani.

And then used that as the basis.

To impeach the sitting president, Donald Trump in 2019.

Think they don't think.

They're not pissed.

Yeah, some are.

I don't know if they're going to jail, but they're going to be have a lot of money cut off.

They should be paying it back.

I, I mean, so.

All right, remember last episode where the Dems were out in front of the building?

They said, you know something, we're going into the building right now.

We're from.

You mean the insurrection that they were having, right?

That little thing?

Yeah.

Yes.

Oh, wait, it was, it was a, it was, it was a peaceful protest.

Okay, well, they were going in, we're going in.

Remember, what's her name was there?

Ilan Ilhan Omar was there.

And, oh yeah, that old, old bag with Maxine, what's her face.

Okay, so they were all there and they're going to charge in.

Well, let's see him storm the building.

Watch this.

I love here.

Here we go.

Nice to meet you.

Okay, so as you are aware, this agency is very busy currently and they are not able to take a meeting currently.

They advise that they will be in contact shortly and that best to contact the Department of State at this time if you need any further comments.

Who is they?

The front office of the administrator.

So could I just ask, are you with aiv?

I am.

Thank you for your service.

Thank you for your service.

Are we allowed service?

He's not in the military.

Yeah, he's getting paid a fuckload of money.

Yeah.

You're not getting in, sir.

So you're not getting in.

All right.

You know, kind of busy over here right now.

We're, we're finding all this grift and all this money that you're sending all over the world and.

And all your nonsense and.

And all the CIA slush fund.

All right, we're looking at all that.

Oh, yeah, look at.

Look at Politico's funny.

We'll get into Politico.

Oh, yeah.

Is.

Are the Doge people here?

Are they in this building now?

We are eight employees.

That's all.

That's all I know.

I don't.

I don't know specific who.

Who Doge is or any of that.

I just know that eight employees are here.

Although, as you are all aware, it's in the press.

Everybody's been asked to telework.

There are select people here to provide services for the agency.

So the rest of them are all teleworked.

Are you career?

I am, yeah.

Yeah.

Thank you.

We want to thank you for your service.

So there's no opportunity, unfortunately.

I don't.

I don't control that.

I'm just here to pass along the information.

Just doing my job.

And I'm sure Department of State will be putting out more information for people that are listening there.

If you see all the way over on the right hand side, you see Elaine Omar's face right there, she's like, oh, what do you mean we're not allowed in?

We're not allowed in.

We're.

But we're Congress.

Why.

Why are they saying thank you for your service?

I don't know.

Because.

Because I don't know what else they.

I don't know what he's trying to do, but he's not getting in.

They've got job.

Right.

They're not mil, they're not military.

Right.

Am I nuts?

No.

I don't know.

Just making sure, like, yeah, you ain't getting in, dude.

Sorry, I drew the short straw.

I'm the one that had to go to the door.

Yeah, I gotta talk to these idiots.

You can't come in.

I think it's hysterical.

So they're all having a shit fit.

They're all out there and, you know, you talk about insurrections, like our idiot senator from New Jersey, Cory Booker.

Oh, that.

How embarrassing.

So Mr.

Potato Head goes over there, puts his angry eyes on, and he's screaming, we're gonna fight and we're not gonna let this go.

And we're gonna.

And we're like, shut up.

You ain't doing.

Have this much energy in the state trying to keep our taxes down.

How about you?

Yeah.

Hey, you know what?

I can't get Any fucking plastic bags.

All right, Work on that jerk off.

All right, not for nothing, how do you date Rosario Dawson and lose that?

All right, your, your governor had an illegal living over his garage and then dared Tom Holman to come in and he's like, I'm on my way.

Tom Holman had come and been like, oh, I'm on my way.

Then government governor McBeever Teeth had to go back out and said, oh, no, no, no.

I was just a scenario.

I don't, I don't keep brown people in my house.

Oh, of course we wouldn't, we wouldn't let them live in our house.

That's ridiculous.

Yeah, we wouldn't, we wouldn't want to be accused of like sex trafficking or allowing it, you know, not paying taxes like former governors did on their nannies and stuff.

Remember Christine Whitman?

Yeah, that was a whole big brouhaha.

I forgot to pay taxes on her.

Her help.

Oops.

So now they're finding out that Politico, from what I understand, it's somewhere between 8 million and $16 million.

They receive these corporate millions and millions.

It's all the millions.

So they had this kind of corporate donation thing, all right, which was like $10,000.

So somewhere between 8 and $16 million is what Politico got.

So here's a libtard streamer and I don't know his name, but he's supposed to be somebody that's.

And once he finds out the, once he finds out that the funding for Politico is getting cut, he goes full steel toe and starts begging for money.

And forgive me for being a bit self centered for a moment.

I'm sorry, I'm gonna, I apologize.

I know, I know they say privileged streamer.

My job could go out like that.

You know how crazy things are getting over here.

Literally like at any moment, you know that they could just say, hey YouTube, it's un American of you to allow left leaning people to post videos.

These communist videos are pro China Kablamo.

I'm out.

Good.

Oh, poor you.

Poor you.

Feels like dickhead.

Yeah.

You know when I, when I was sitting there telling everybody that the fucking vaccine that are shot wasn't doing it, wouldn't stop anything or didn't.

Didn't do a damn thing and all, you know, I got told that I wasn't allowed to say that and even though everything I said was 100% correct, now I go back and talk to people and they're like, I don't care.

We told you not to say it.

And you Said, no one cares.

No one cares.

No one gives a.

If this guy's like, I can't make money begging for money on the Internet.

Well, good.

I don't feel sorry for you.

That's a little scary.

Literally, like, there's no, like, it's a day by day thing.

I wake up every morning and I check.

So I'm just saying in the meantime, maybe I'm Venmo super chats stream yards, PayPal.

I'm a little bit more likely subscribe you than usual.

You have a backup platform you're planning to go to if shit hits the fan?

Yeah, there's a corner under like right next to the 5 in downtown Seattle that I don't usually see other people panhandling on.

Oh, he'll be on Rumble begging for money.

Yeah, Rumble let them on there.

They don't care because Rumble will allow.

They'll let.

But yeah, they'll let everybody on there.

Am I blurry?

I am blurry.

I don't know.

I can't tell.

Everybody's blurry right now.

To me, you're full of boogers.

So.

All right.

So what has Elon done?

All right, let's find out what Elon's done.

Hey, Senator Markey, I wanted to ask you, what do you make of the Trump administration's decision to cut different DEI programs and initiatives?

I'm sorry, are you a member of the press?

Yeah, My name.

Yes.

Are you a member of the press?

I have a microphone.

Yahoo.

With Tim Cast News.

What do you make of the Trump administration's different initiatives to cut DEI out of different hiring processes in the US Government?

Well, obviously Donald Trump engaged in one of the most reprehensible actions I have ever seen in my life.

What would he have done?

This senator here said that Donald Trump did one of the most reprehensible things that he has seen.

What do you think he did?

What do you see?

The way he spins this to try to make this about something it's not went on the day after a plane crash hit here in Washington D.C.

if he then called the press public to charge that the cause of it was DEI when he had no evidence.

He didn't have any evidence.

He didn't.

He didn't know that.

He would know.

Yeah.

He didn't know that the.

The FAA was trying to get capable people in.

Into the towers also.

You don't think he.

He knew that they let that one air traffic controller go sooner than that?

You don't think he knew that the FAA was lowering standards for different People so they could get the job even though they couldn't meet the requirements that were normal.

They lowered their standards to get more people in there, which is basically dei.

And then you say he has no evidence.

Just because you say he has no evidence doesn't mean he doesn't have any evidence.

How do you respond to people who say we should hire based on merit?

I'm sorry, what did you say?

Too many words in me.

What do you mean?

So people will be hired on Mert.

How scared he looks right now.

How dare you.

Yeah, how do you respond to people who say we should hire based on merit and not necessarily hire based on dei?

Did you ask me.

I haven't finished my sentence yet.

Did you want me not to answer the question?

That Donald Trump engaged in one of the most reprehensible actions I've ever seen.

He charged that the EEDEI was the cause of a tragedy even as the families still had not been reunited with their loved ones.

And it's that kind of reprehensible behavior on the part of Donald Trump that absolutely has to be called out.

And I would.

And if you're printing this.

So we're going to call out the behavior of letting people know what the problem was instead of fixing the problem.

Because I will say I thought it was a little tasteless to bring it up, like, within the first few hours.

Like, maybe let it settle a bit before you.

I mean, everybody's gonna figure it out anyway when all the information comes out.

But it probably didn't need to be said right at that moment.

Not saying he shouldn't have said it, but maybe we pick our moment.

Have you met that little truck?

I could see?

Well, that's also true.

I'm also from east coast, and sometimes we don't always.

Right.

Pick our timing.

Well, but.

But looking back, timing was probably a little bit of.

See, Sparky agrees with me.

He says it was a tad too soon, and I am the voice of reason.

Okay, that's.

Clearly.

Understand.

Clearly.

No, I'm not saying he shouldn't have called it out, just maybe not at that moment.

But.

But that's.

But that's what the left zeroes in on.

I know.

Like, not all the.

That's going on, but like.

But he said it because it's not wrong.

But it could have been maybe a couple hours later, maybe the next morning, maybe the next one, you know?

Okay.

It's not.

It's not what he said.

It's when he said it.

Right.

I think it's when.

I mean, it was.

It was a tragic event.

I mean, of course, it was not horrible.

You know, it was sad to watch.

And then he's like, yeah, you know, that women in the dei, them all.

You know, it's like, maybe you figure out all the.

Get all the victims out of the water first.

Just saying, I got it, I got it.

So then.

So now there's.

Like I said, everybody's pissed about this usadi, especially Bill Gates, and he's letting people know, you shut this down, something could happen.

Mr.

Gates, you also called Elon Musk's political influence abroad, quote, insane, along with another word we can't repeat here.

But what's your take on his political access and influence here in America right now?

Well, Elon, his private sector work, you.

Know, has been very innovative, really fantastic.

A lot of private sector people, when they get into government, they don't take the time necessarily to see what the good work is or why it's structured the way it is.

So I'm a little worried, particularly with this USAID stuff.

My foundation partners with USAID on nutrition and getting vaccines out.

You know, there's incredible people.

You know, they're not actually worms that work there.

Yeah.

So, you know, hopefully we'll get some of that work back in shape.

In fact, if we don't, you know, you could have literally millions of deaths.

So, yeah, you know, with aid, people think, you know, wow, how much do we give these countries?

As you said, it's.

It's less than a percent.

People think it's 5% and it should be 2%, but it's actually under 1%.

Wow.

And still saving lives.

Well, go fuck yourself.

With what?

Operas and fucking plays and.

And comic books?

We're saving lives.

Is that how.

We're saving lives, Sonny?

It's insane.

Is that how her family saved lives when they brought over slaves?

All right, so this is.

This has got everybody torqued up in Congress.

I mean, they're all pissed.

No one more than my girlfriend.

Oh, Nancy, Nancy, Nancy, Nancy, Nancy Mace Nancy.

Nancy pants, Fancy Nancy.

She.

What happened to Nancy?

Because we.

She, like, promotes herself that way.

Yeah, well, she.

They were having some kind of committee and they were talking about this and she.

I love her.

She's from South Carolina, but she does certainly have a Jersey girl attitude.

So here we go.

We all now know usaid.

They're screaming about Elon Musk over there.

But, hey, George Soros and his boy are okay.

You know, they scream that we're all a threat to democracy when they've been systematically Dismantling democracy before our eyes.

They've been caught with their hand in the cookie jar and there's no going back.

So I tell my colleagues across the other side of the aisle, take your salty tears and sit right back down.

USAID has long strayed from its mission to effectively and efficiently administer aid to advance American interests.

You all right?

So that's number one.

So that she continues.

Bob's a fan.

Oh, yeah, I'm a fan, too.

From discriminatory DEI initiatives to extreme gender ideology to marginalize real bonafide biological women for decades, while homeless veterans sleep on our streets, our communities rebuild from natural disasters and American families struggle to get by.

USAID has pillaged and plundered the American treasury, essentially lighting American taxpayer dollars on fire.

Funding some of the dumbest, I mean stupidest, just dumbest initiatives imaginable, all supported by the left, and that's why their party is crumbling.

Today, I'm going to expose some of the initiatives USAID has funded over the years and ask each of you a yes or no question if you believe these expenditures of American taxpayer dollars.

Put America first.

All right, so she gets into the list now.

Yes or no?

Yes or no?

Well, these are kind of really yes or no answers.

Well, they all are, but.

All right, so here we go.

They all yelled.

USAID awarded $2 million to strengthen trans led organizations to deliver gender affirming health care in Guatemala.

So to each of you this morning, does this advance the interests of American citizens paying for trannies in Guatemala to the tune of $2 million?

Yes or no, Governor?

Governor, I have no position.

Of course you don't.

Okay.

USAID awarded over $750,000 to fund alleviating loneliness among migrant garment workers in India.

Does this advance America's interests, Governor?

No.

No, I have no position.

USAID awarded $1.5 million for providing a gender sensitive response to migration at the Venezuelan border.

Does this advance America's interest, Governor?

No.

No, I have no position.

God damn it.

Does this advance the interest?

Okay, so USAID awarded 4.3 million on October 1, 2023 to agree group to fund comprehensive health services for men having sex with other men in South Africa.

Does this advance the interests of American citizens, Governor?

No.

No, I have no position.

I bet you don't.

Okay, USAID awarded.

Oh, that's not fair.

I mean, there is still.

Funny guy's clearly a puss to not answer.

So, yeah, it was, you know, for all that money to have men having sex with men.

And here's a.

A response.

All right, you're making Josh's.

Josh loves that.

She's interrogating me.

I would have folded faster than a folding chair.

Yeah, man.

1.5 million to advance diversity, equity, and inclusion in Serbia's workplaces and business communities by promoting economic empowerment and opportunity for LGBTQ I + people in Serbia.

Does this advance America's interests?

No.

No, no.

You have no idea.

Right?

Okay.

Oh.

He answered, though, said, no, I get it.

But here's the deal.

We get some of this stuff out of the way.

I'm sorry, people.

That's all right.

Because I'm getting confused, and I can't see shit, so I can't read anything, so I'm flying by the seat of my pants.

You're doing just fine.

Well, you know Fancy Nancy Mace, she got caught using a slur.

And did they?

All right, Are they upset about all the money that's been wasted over the years?

No, that's not the issue.

The issue is the word tranny.

The gentlelady has used a phrase that is considered a slur in the LGBTQ community and the transgender community.

Let me please finish without interruption.

Faggots.

Any tranny, I don't really care.

You want penises in women's bathrooms, and I'm not going to have it.

Okay?

No.

Thank you, Chairman, let the gentleman state his parliamentary inquiry.

To me, a slur is a slur.

And here in the committee, a level of decorum requires us to try consciously to avoid slurs.

You just heard the gentlelady actually actively, robustly repeated.

And I would just ask the chairman that she be counseled that we ought not to be engaged.

We can have debate and policy discussion without offending human beings who are fellow.

Citizens, you know, who's offended the taxpayers of the United States.

For years, decades, money in this fund has been going around the world to not help the usa, but basically to hurt the usa.

All right?

It was their little slush fund that they could do whatever the fuck they wanted with.

And now it's over and they're pissed, and they're not going quietly into the night.

I'm still gonna.

I'm gonna take the counterpoint.

I think her.

All her points were great.

I really do.

And I think it was unnecessary for her to use tranny.

She could have made all stop.

She could have made all those points very clearly without doing that, and that wouldn't have detracted from her fucking message.

And by doing so, she detracted.

And that I have a problem with.

She should be, as a representative, as an elected official, Whether she believes in her, in trannies or not.

That's not.

That's not.

Wasn't the point.

The point is she didn't have to say that.

And she's saying that just to be a stir, and I don't particularly care for that.

I would not want my representative.

We all now know.

I'm sorry.

Okay.

To speak in terms like that.

I would want her to be able to defend her point clearly without having to resort to that.

Because to me, it just threw everything what she said down.

Down in the train, really.

Everything.

Just because she used the word trainee, all the stuff that she said.

Matter of decorum.

And I don't think it's appropriate if she's talking on her own, on her own channel, on her own page, her own thing.

That's fine.

I don't care.

I, I would.

I wouldn't be fond of it, but that's fine.

If she's speaking in front as a representative and she's speaking on panels, she's speaking in front of a group, I think she could have used.

She just could have used other words.

She didn't have to do that.

She chose to use that.

And that was a little.

It was.

It was to be obnoxious and she's.

To push her finger in their eye, and that's what she did, and she got busted for it.

All right, well, I.

I'm going to take the counterpoint to your counterpoint.

Of course you are.

And say that even though she used the word tranny, it doesn't take away from any of the things that she said about the money that was wasted or DEI and LGBTQ initiatives.

All that stuff is still blatantly money wasted.

Meanwhile, the country's $36 trillion in debt.

The interest on this is a trillion dollars a year.

And.

And they don't want to talk about how we're going to cut this out of here and thank God Donald Trump's going to come.

And I swear to God, anybody you know, I want names of people that are trying to stop this.

I want names because I want Democrat Party.

Go just pull every one of them out.

Listen, right now, they're taking the 20% side of every 80%, 20% position the country has.

Everyone.

So keep it up, guys, because your 20% is going to get you outside looking in.

That's all I'm saying.

All right, Again, I don't disagree with all.

With her points.

Her points are 100 valid.

Absolutely.

But I think she detracted from her points.

I'm blurry.

I hate that she detracted from her points by speaking like that.

People got the message.

And the amount of.

I can't believe I'm gonna say it's.

The amount of money she brought up on those programs is minuscule compared to all of it.

It.

Not.

It counts, but I'm just saying is it's a drop in the bucket with the billions of dollars that have been wasted.

But the point is, it still should be brought up.

I was very distracted by her using tranny.

I'm not again.

I'm 100.

Back to what she said.

I just didn't like her choice of words.

And I think that just.

She didn't have to do that again.

She's just being offensive because she's making herself a name.

I want her to run for something in New Jersey.

I think she's.

I'm sure you'd like her to run in front of you.

So, listen, she's a little young for me.

And although I like him crazy and she's crazy, I'll tell you that right now.

But doesn't listen.

It doesn't make her wrong in a position that she's holding.

And one of the things I love about this, and we're gonna get this into a little bit later, is that Trump did sign an executive order to keep biological men out of women's sports, and everybody's losing their fucking mind.

Amen.

I'm thrilled, all right, But I just want to take a little tangent here, as you do.

And so Trump the other day, he has Bibi Netanyahu over at the White House.

Now, I'm sure I mispronounced his name, but that's okay.

No, you know who I'm talking about.

Me.

I think you did all right.

And before he came out, what they did was they had him watch the documentary on what happened on October 7th when Hamas came across and slaughtered all those people and took hostages.

Disgusting.

And this war's been going on, and everybody's like, oh, there's a genocide of the Palestinians.

So Trump is like, well, we tried this and we tried that, but why don't we do this?

Where?

All right, you guys, I'll take over.

We'll take it over.

We'll take it.

I'm a builder.

We'll get everybody out of there, and we'll clean the place up.

To be honest with you, it's not a big patch of land.

It's not even, like, the size of a city.

I mean, it's like a small city.

All right?

It's not.

It's like one quarter of what Los Angeles is.

So he's like, you know what we'll do?

We're going to go make a nice place for the Palestinians.

You get some.

You get some and all.

We'll move them out of there.

We'll clean the place up.

We'll get the rubber out of there.

We'll build big, beautiful buildings.

The place will be like the Riviera.

It'll be amazing.

Well, Jesus Christ, you would have thought that he said, we're gonna rape all the children.

We're gonna fuck all the women.

I mean, nothing like that.

And here's what you know, again, Trump, he says things to get people's attention.

I truly believe this because nothing's happening there.

And if we try to rebuild that.

How are you gonna rebuild it?

The place is just.

They're living in rubble.

Where are you going to put them while you rebuild this?

How's this going to happen?

And Hamas thinks they're going to still stay in charge over there.

That's not happening.

Can't happen.

So they want them all out of there.

All right.

So Trump's like, we'll get some housing to be able to live in peace.

The only problem is these fucking Palestinians, they're troublemakers.

They've been troublemakers since Jump.

All right, they went to Jordan.

They tried to overthrow Jordan.

They went to Syria.

They were trying to overthrow Syria.

They got thrown out of there.

Egypt won't let them the fuck in because nobody wants him.

Nobody wants him.

So Trump's like, yeah, we'll move him out of here.

So then basically, what they're doing, what he's doing is he's trying to get all these other Arab countries to just say, all right, we'll take them out of there, and you can do what you want.

Well, Jesus Christ.

The first thing they want to do is they want to.

I guess this guy is Representative Kingfish.

He comes in and he's very, very upset.

And still I rise, Mr.

Speaker.

And I rise today, Mr.

Speaker, with a to whom it may concern message.

But Al Green died.

To whom it may concern, ethnic cleansing in Gaza is not a joke.

No one said it was a joke.

Basically, we're trying to do is get the peoples out of there so we can clean a goddamn place up.

Cause it's a mess.

What you're trying to say, I hate to tell you, but I'm not mad at Al Green because that one song was my wedding song.

Really?

Let's Stay Together, that was my wedding song.

So that's fucking bad luck.

As it is.

Yeah, exactly.

Especially when it emanates from the President of the United States, the most powerful person in the world, when he has.

The ability to perfect what he says.

Ethnic cleansing in Gaza is no joke.

And the Prime Minister of Israel should be ashamed knowing the history of his people.

Let me ask you a question.

The ones getting blown up and shot, those, those people where people come in and murder them and rape women and kill babies.

Those poor people, Duchess.

That's the problem with you, Duchess, is you don't pay attention to the marginalized people of the Palestinians.

Here's the problem.

I don't have any answers.

I don't have any solutions.

All I'm saying is you can't do what you think you're going to do because that might solve the problem.

And where we're going to put these people, we don't know.

But we're just going to keep doing the same thing over and over again.

And then hopefully that's with two F's.

Hopefully that the.

This will make itself all better all by itself.

Because as everybody knows in world history, if you just keep ignoring the problem, the problem goes away by itself.

Forget the fact that the Hamas are just.

They are.

They just want to kill every Jew.

They find the Hamas.

And now that they came over to the Israel's.

And you think Israel's gonna let them back over to work again, they won't.

And we gave them a nice piece of land, they fucking ruined it.

And then we're going to rebuild it again and give it to them again.

What is this fucking housing project?

Okay, so that happened.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Not everybody was happy with that.

No.

Here's one black woman who's very upset with Kingfish.

Impeach Donald Trump and see what the hell happened.

Impeach Donald Trump and see what the hell happened.

Al Green, you better sit your crunchy, dusty, wig looking ass beard down somewhere in the.

Shut the upper section.

Do it.

I want you to try to do it.

I'm scared of her.

She had her scared the.

Out of.

She had her.

I don't want to get hit by a shoe.

She had her flip flop off.

She ain't playing.

Oh my goodness.

Sparky wants to know how many cough drops do you have left?

There's like seven still sitting over here.

I'm sorry, guys, I'm just trying to get through this.

It's tough, but let's.

We're talking about ethnic cleansing.

I'm sorry, I was just listening to.

You both speak and it's like we've.

Got Two of the three monkeys.

You've got see no evil, we've got hear no evil.

Neither one of you are using the words which are relevant to this proposal, which is what is on the table as ethnic cleansing.

When you are talking about the permanent.

Resettlement of an entire ethnic group from.

I don't think it is.

I think ethnic cleansing is when you're taking what the Hamas are trying to do and kill all the Jews, that's ethnic cleansing.

When Iran and Hezbollah and the Houthis and Hamas, when they want to kill, that's ethnic cleansing.

All we want to do is relocate them.

Like, it's kind of like a regentrification.

We want to take this shithole and then make it where it's nice enough, where actual people can live.

But let's just use fucking words.

Background where she is.

Yeah, let's just kind of use words that don't make any sense and have nothing to do with what we're actually talking about.

It ain't ethnic cleansing.

We're not bringing them all out and digging a hole and shooting them and throwing them in the fucking hole, or.

Dig their own hole.

Yeah, we're not doing any of that.

Like what you guys did to the Jews in World War II.

We're not doing that.

Not you, but, you know, the Germans, others.

That's ethnic cleansing.

That's not what we're proposing here.

But let's just keep saying ethnic cleansing.

And you'll get.

You'll get from the Princess Bride is.

I don't think you know what that word means.

Yeah, I don't think you know what that word means.

And you know what?

I'm sure you'll get some fucking retards to agree with you.

Yeah.

College campus, the place they call home.

That'S called ethnic cleansing.

And instead it's like, oh, what about the hostages?

Ooh, what about investment?

I'm sorry, it's like.

It's like Westminster.

Oh, what about hostages?

They took 200 hostages.

They've been over there for over a year.

And if they.

Ooh, what about the hostages?

Fuck off.

Fuck all the way off.

There is on the slow train.

And you're not keeping up with the pace of change.

Although this has come as something of a surprise to most people, I would have thought, since it's a dramatic change of policy.

It's a.

It's a dramatic change of policy.

But I think that the signs have.

Been there for a long time.

One is that the position of the Israeli government and the ruling Likud Party has to.

Has Been to talk about resettling Gaza.

And that's been from early in 2024.

Why is that?

Why do you think that was?

Do you think maybe it's the fact that every once in a while they shoot fucking rockets over where everybody in the area has to have a fucking shelter to run to, you think?

Listen, I got an idea.

How about Hamas stop shooting fucking rockets into Israel, all right?

Then they don't have to be fucking caged in and fenced in like a bunch of fucking animals.

Matter of fact, Egypt, who is also, you know, their people, they put the fence up twice as high so they couldn't get the fuck over this lady cracks me up.

Secondly, you've got the ramping up of.

Rhetoric around the annexation of the west bank and the escalation of violence being perpetrated by the Israeli state with the cooperation of the Palestinian Authority.

It must be said.

So what would Keir Star, what would you expect the British Prime Minister to do or say at this point?

So the first thing is that we.

Need a total arms embargo on Israel while we supply.

We need to get rid of arms embargo on Israel so they can't defend themselves.

Okay, sure.

Okay, then what?

A small portion of the weapons that are used by Israel.

I think it sends an important signal.

Two, I think we need to commit to holding Netanyahu and his government to.

Account for the war crimes that they have perpetuated and.

War crimes?

You mean after Hamas came across and slaughtered defense.

1200.

Yeah, 1200 of their people and injured way more than that and then took a bunch of hostages back over.

And Netanyahu has war crimes sit them.

Yeah, they hate him.

Fuck.

Damn.

Thirdly, I think that one of the.

Things that needs to happen is you.

Need to look at things like boycotts, divestment, and sanctions.

All right, well, you've got a government which is planning on committing ethnic cleansing.

You need to punish them.

Right?

Punish them.

Oh, now they have to punish them.

Punish them.

I want to give them all the weapons they need to go in there and wipe every fucking Hamas fighter off the face of the Earth.

Completely gone.

Yeah.

Problem is they indoctrinate women and children.

So you got.

They didn't start this dumb.

You did.

You did.

Yeah, Israel didn't start this shit.

You did.

They're finishing it.

Attempting to.

Yeah.

You around?

Now you're finding out you don't like it.

Just like your sign right around.

Find out.

Did you ever find your hot sauces?

Oh, yeah, I did.

Okay.

I'm sorry.

Yeah, I Did.

I'm a fan of the.

I'm.

A couple hits of that, it'll clear out your sinuses.

Like.

Oh, that's not a bad idea.

That's not a bad idea.

I would chug it, but probably put it on a couple.

Maybe a couple chips or something.

Look, I understand that, you know, we're using this money from.

What are we doing?

What are we doing?

Oops, I'm sorry.

I hit.

That's appropriate, too.

She fits right in, right?

The fuck are we doing?

Excuse me.

One of the things that they did was they.

There's like a ton of money that was spent.

I think it was to give the people in Iran Sesame Street.

So I said, well, let me find out what's going on.

Have you ever seen what's going on with Iran?

Sesame Street?

No.

Here we go.

Oh, man.

I don't see why I love Sesame street so much.

I'll be honest with you.

I'd watch that.

That I'd.

No.

Oh, it makes me sad.

All right.

I got.

It's gotten bastardized to like that kind of at a joke level, but.

Oh.

Oh, I'm sorry.

Breaking news.

Oh, where's my goddamn thing at?

I don't know.

I don't know what goddamn thing you're looking for.

I'm looking for my breaking news.

I can't read.

My eyes are so bad.

I can't read the.

Damn it.

Oh, here it is.

Breaking news.

Just joining us, it was just reported that famous celebrity cartoon actor Speedy Gonzalez was arrested early this morning by U.S.

immigration officers.

Into the report, Gonzalez was seen trying to elude the ICE officers trap by running extremely fast while yelling in broken English.

Also arrested with Speedy was his cousin, Slowpoke Rodriguez, better known as the.

The slowest mouse in all Mexico.

Senor Slowpok, you will be good with the chili peppers.

Something I forgot to tell.

That's what I wanted to tell you.

Slow Poke Rodriguez.

He packed a gun with both mice.

Expected to remain in ICE custody pending their removal proceedings.

All right, well, that's something you don't see in cartoons anymore, huh?

No, you don't see any of that.

So all of that right there is all the cartoon you'll never see in this age.

You know, the.

The offensive language, the.

The stoner eyes on the mouse, the broken English, the shooting somebody with a gun.

Yeah, I know.

It's Sparky says he pack a gun.

He pack a gun.

Well, because he has those on dvd.

I know you probably have them on Beta.

Oh, and vhs.

One of the things that Pam Bondi, now that she has been confirmed and she is actually the US Attorney General, what she's doing.

Kick ass, General.

You go girl.

That's right.

So what she's doing is all you sanctionary cities cutting off all your federal funds.

Sanctuary cities.

Yeah, sanctuary.

What'd I say?

Sanctioned cities.

Sanctuary cities.

Sanction.

Jesus.

Sanctionary, I think sanctionary closed.

Jesus.

All the cities that want to not help ICE deport them and hide your, your basic illegals, they're cutting off all the funding.

Right.

And this New Jersey teacher, she's very upset.

I mean it's terrible.

You house them.

Okay, New Jersey, let's talk about Pam Bondi.

So as attorney General has taken her first day in office to ban federal funds from going to sanctuary cities.

And here in New Jersey as a sanctuary state, we've got a few of those not by choice.

Our big sanctuary cities are Newark, Jersey City and Trenton.

Trenton.

So you know, she's from New Jersey.

Trenton, yeah.

Which receive a lot of federal funding.

What I could find.

In 2021, New Jersey's local and state governments collectively received about 26 billion in federal funding, which is 17% of their total revenue.

In 2024, Cory Booker announced 191 million in federal funding for various projects across New Jersey.

So I don't know how much specifically goes to Trenton, Newark and Jersey City, but it's got to be a pretty penny.

And if Pam Bondi just put a freeze on money going to those cities, I think that's going to have quite a big effect and I'm interested to see how that plays out, especially with the whole thing that happened the other day in the interview with Murphy, talking about his apartment above his garage and to come and get him, which I'm hearing he backpedaled on or the apartment was empty.

But New Jersey needs to get it together.

Yeah, she ain't wrong.

Knock your offense.

You know, let me tell you what, the county that I live in, the school funding, it's a right leaning county, all right?

Majority of the state is blue.

I think we have two counties that are majority red and I think there might be a purple one somewhere, but other than that, the rest of the state's blue.

And let me tell you, the school funding was slashed like you would not believe.

We lost millions and millions of dollars.

Millions and millions.

Millions and millions by our, our fantastic governor, Beaver Teeth, as you call him.

Right.

And, and it's, it's gonna have a humongous ripple effect, especially down here where there's a lot of retirees.

It's probably the largest senior population in, in this, in this county is in this, in the state.

And it's, it's insane.

All of our taxes are.

Taxes are going to skyrocket because of it.

Because there's just no.

They have to bond for everything.

So of course, all the debt, the debt's going to go up like crazy.

It's.

It's right.

Because they want to play games.

They want to.

Around all the money goes to.

Exactly.

And all these monies goes to these, these charter districts which were the towns that she named.

Was it Camden?

Did she say Camden?

Camden, Newark, New York.

Yeah.

You know, which is lower income.

You know, I'm surprised there's none down in Atlantic City.

And she didn't name that because that gets a ton of funding, too.

Right.

But it's a ridiculous amount of school district, the whole, it's such a bloat here.

Like, there's each, there's counties, county superintendents, then there's town superintendents, and then there's state superintendent.

Like the level of go in and murder out that Department of Education and give money back to the state.

Yeah, do it.

Because I'm tired of paying out the wazoo for garbage education.

Here's the thing for kids down here.

It's.

Here's the thing about New Jersey that not that many people know is once you're a superintendent, you can't get fired.

They can't fire you.

It takes a lot.

I, I think they got to catch you on film raping a child.

And then maybe, just maybe, that'll stop.

They can get you out.

We may have.

Our local one might be heading out.

He got busted with a bit of a dui.

Oops.

I don't think that'll work.

Not on children's time, but his own personal time.

I bet she survives it.

Well, I bet she survives it.

They don't like him here, so he might get pushed out.

You know what they're calling for now is, you know what?

If you don't, if Trump doesn't stop doing what he's going to do, you know what they're going to do?

They're going to stop his con, his confirmation hearing votes.

All right, so Democrats in the Senate.

Have finally said enough is enough.

They have put a hold on every Trump appointee and will not vote to confirm them until Elon Musk stops his assault on the federal government.

I would have liked this to have been earlier, but I think they have finally realized the severity of what Elon.

Musk is Doing over at.

What is he doing?

What is he doing?

He's going in, finding and finding all the waste and finding all the corruption.

Come on.

And you want him mad about that.

And you want him to angry.

Yeah.

You want him to stop.

You want the grift and the, and the money, all that.

You want that to continue to go on.

Why?

He's finding it.

Trump is stopping it.

It's right.

Elon Musk and not.

He's not.

They said go find it.

Yeah, he's finding it.

Look, whether you like him or not, you have to admit there's a ridiculous, ridiculous amount of waste of money.

You can't.

You can't.

How do you deny that this is what's going on?

Democrat, Republican.

You have to.

You have to see the ridiculousness in this.

All right, Republicans, whether they like this or not, are keeping their mouth shut.

They're smart, all right?

They're not getting.

They're not getting into this fight because.

So this is what happens.

Elon goes in, turns on a light switch, all the cockroaches start scurrying, and then Trump's other cabinet people come in and they got their cockroach killer boots on, and they just start killing all the cockroaches.

So that's what happens.

I have something to bring up that's going to spark a debate.

Go ahead.

So, okay, so this is Edward saying this is billionaire data mining.

Now, not for nothing, Edward, do you think that your information was completely 100 not seen until Elon Musk saw it.

How many data leaks and breaches have you have?

All the companies that you had credit cards with, your banking, everybody has access to it.

I'm sorry, your data's out there.

You have a smartphone, you have Easy Pass, you use a computer.

It's everywhere.

Not only that, this is.

Again, I love Edward because I'm going to ask him for the.

And she says so.

So Googlehead, lovely Katie, Google says, why is it okay.

Why is it okay that they found all this money that they're wasting?

No, no, I think she's talking about the data mining.

I think it's.

Data mining.

That's what they're calling.

He shouldn't have access.

He was appointed.

He was hired for that job.

He was hired to do a job.

And he's in there doing you like it or not.

That's the job, right?

And he's not even getting paid for it.

And he took a bunch of young kids in there.

I didn't call you face, Edward.

I did.

I never have.

Oh, See, he has, not me.

I need a favor later on, Edward.

I need you to sing me a song face.

You didn't ask him earlier?

I haven't had a chance yet.

So here's what it is.

Edward.

I don't think that favors Duchess reads Trump tweets and.

Hold on.

I got.

Since we're doing this, I got to remember, he's here.

Stop telling me what to do.

What's the song that I want him to do?

It's Trump tweets with Duchess.

I had the thing.

It was, wasn't it AC dc This is why I gotta write shit down.

Shakedown.

Oh, it was the.

I can't remember what it was now.

There was a song that I had that I wanted.

Duchess Presidential March.

That.

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

The presidential march, dad.

Right.

I need you to do Duchesses reading Tom tweet.

Duchesses are reading Trump tweets.

Something like that.

Handle it.

See this, What I do is I'm Trump and you're Elon.

I tell you to go and get something done, you go do it.

I hired you to do this workshop, the lyrics, right?

No one needs.

You don't need to be elected.

The biggest.

The thing is, is they say Elon needs to be elected.

For what?

You know how many people are not elected that are in there, in.

In the computer system and all that other shit?

None of them are elected.

Millions of people that touch all your data.

Meanwhile, they're fine.

They're finding billions and billions of dollars that are wasted or moved to someplace where they're to.

To fund things that we're not supposed to be funding.

Billions of dollars went to the Wuhan China Covid place, and that's how we ended up.

Ended up having that.

That's why we got Covid.

All right, so.

And again, this is a big, giant grip.

This is.

This is a slush fund for the CIA where they can get their money and do whatever they want, and this has got to stop.

And the fact that you guys don't want that to happen makes me think you're a little on the retarded side.

Nothing for nothing.

No.

You're asking him for a favor.

Maybe you don't call Edward retarded.

What?

Just say.

What does one thing have to do with another?

Well, he might not be so inclined to help you.

He'll help me spend 10 minutes lecturing him, calling him face and retarded.

He knows what I mean.

Just saying.

I don't know.

He knows.

Maybe that's me.

I, I.

You know, I would Always say, like a favor.

Maybe you're like, hey, how are you?

How have you been?

I mean, the guy edited my podcast.

I paid him money to do all this stuff for, for all this time, and now I can't get a, can't get a reach around.

What the, what the hell?

All right, blowing that, that up a bit so.

That enough is enough until he pulls back and until they allow the normal operating procedure to continue norming.

Normal operating procedure.

You mean, like, continue to just throw billions and billions and billions of dollars out the door and just let that continue.

Why?

Why?

Well, I think even shedding light on expenditures and I feel like, look, if I want to look at my town budget.

I didn't call you face Edward.

I did not.

I think if you want to look at your town's budget, you can request it and you can review it.

You can see there's, it's grouped together.

But you can have things more broken down every month that you can look at the bills list.

So this is essentially what this is, is the bills list from years and years and years and years.

You see the amount of money played for, re.

Paid for ridiculous programs that don't, I hate to quote Nancy Mace, that don't benefit us.

And I'm not talking about humanitarian aid and things like that, but specific programs that are just nuts.

I, I, I think we need to have some light on that.

You need things have.

And if it's, you know, Elon Musk kicking the door in, I'm, I'm okay with that.

I really am.

I'd be happy just for anybody to showcase what's been going on.

Well, you know what we're going to do?

We're going to go back to the old Democratic playbook, the old progressive playbook.

You know what we're going to do?

We're going to find these young geniuses that are going in and finding all this money that's being wasted and slush fund for, you know, for use that it's not supposed to be, you know, money to fund things it's not supposed to be funding.

And you know what we're going to do?

We're going to find them, we're going to add them, and we're going to cancel them.

Want to stop the brologorx working for Elon illegally accessing all of your personal data while trying to overthrow the government?

Well, although their prefrontal cortexes aren't fully developed yet, their parents, their prefrontal cortexes aren't.

They're one of the smartest People you've ever met in your entire life.

Not like you, genius.

Just you stumbling over prefrontal cortex is funny.

The front part of your brain.

The lobby part.

Yeah, yeah, the Loby part.

Friends certainly are.

So why don't we put a little pressure on their professional interests to see how quickly they get their kids in line.

First up, we've got Edward Korostein, who just graduated from high school, yet he's listed as an expert at the Office of Personnel and Management, the division that runs the civil service.

His dad, Charles, though, is the owner of popular popcorn brand Leslie Evil.

You can find lesser evil in Whole Foods, Walmart, cvs, Target, and lots of other places.

So your first course of action is to boycott this treason corn.

And so, because that's what we do, we boycott.

So.

So this genius is like, you know, this popcorn that this guy's father makes it, you don't buy.

Stop buying it.

So you know what I'm doing?

I'm going to go out and find trees and corn, and I'm buying it.

I want.

Yeah, I want trees and corn.

Hold on, let me.

Let me give it a little thing.

Let's.

Let's find out where it is.

Let me.

Here we go.

What's it called?

Go back to the picture.

It's called lesser evil.

Lesser evil popcorn.

Yeah.

Okay.

Lesser evil popcorn.

Everybody go out and buy this.

Let's make this guy a.

Send some to Edward.

Yeah, Edward.

Send me your address.

I'll send you some lesser evil popcorn.

And you make that song for me, will you, please?

Bob says trees and Corn sounds delicious.

Yeah.

Change the name to Trees and Corn.

You can find lesser evil in Whole Foods, Walmart, cvs.

He does a commercial.

He doesn't have a problem targeting lots.

Hold on, let me find.

Hold on.

Let me just.

Since we're doing this, let me find this treason coin again.

Where is it?

Whoops.

Democrats answer to freedom fries is treason corn.

Hold on.

Let me go to my.

Let me go to my Walmart app real quick.

So we'll take a break while we're talking.

No, I'm just saying let me just go here real quick, and then let me put in here lesser evil.

You probably get it on Amazon.

Evil popcorn.

Edward says Katie Goble is funny.

She is very funny.

She's very funny.

I liked your most recent episode, by the way.

I did, too.

She's great.

Yeah, she's a great addition to you.

Oh, here you go.

Here it is.

Papa Brock says cheese and corn is great.

Topped with government cheese.

Yeah.

A little government Cheese.

Little sprinkle of.

You're welcome, Kate.

It's organic and you can get like Himalayan pink salt.

And It's.

It's only $3 a bag.

I'm ordering some of this.

I'm gonna buy some from Target.

Yeah, there you go.

All right, so what else?

It's made with healthy ghee instead of butter seed oil.

All right.

God, my nose is running.

It's running a marathon over here.

All right, let's see what else?

Foods, Walmart, cvs, Target, and lots of other places.

So your first course of action is to boycott this treason corn and pressure any companies that sell it to stop.

Seems like a pretty easy first thing to do.

Next.

Next.

What we're going to do is we're.

Going to keep buying entirely too quickly.

He's way too worked up.

Well, this.

This half a fag is.

He's all upset.

All right, there's Luke Veritor, a college dropout who now has a suite level clearance at the gsa.

That means he can access all physical sites and IT infrastructure.

His father, Shane, is a noted professor of mechanical engineering at the University of Nebraska.

The kid's a genius.

You're just a nitwit with a fucking TikTok account.

I bet some of these kids are like super tis me.

And they probably just have that absolutely just snippy snappy with.

I mean, you're right.

You're feeling all right?

No, no, no.

Business running like crazy, but I soldier on.

You do?

And I can't.

Yeah.

And I can't get votes for shitty song of the week.

Oh my God.

Are still going on.

Very upset about that.

We're gonna battle back, so we'll have to have people vote again.

I know.

Where was I?

Oh, yeah.

Where's my.

I can't even see.

I swear to God, I can't even.

Edward says you did a song from the 70s.

Yes, well, that's when I was a kid.

A young, fresh face John Jamingo.

Well, I can't wait to hear Edward's episode.

And the next time you're on, you need to bring Katie Google with you, please.

Yeah.

What's that?

What's that about?

Well, listen, to be honest with you, the only reason I'm on there is because Duchess brought me.

You were invited?

Red specifically made it a point to say to bring you.

That's great.

I love Red.

Red's a good guy.

I know they said they didn't invite her, but he addressed it.

Whoops, sorry, I miss.

I misclicked.

Well, Biden Would have lost his mind with all those little girls there.

I know.

Well, so you wouldn't know which way to sniff.

I know.

So President Trump signs an order.

So now biological.

Biological men cannot play women's sports.

And of course, he gets all these girls in there and he brings these little girls around and.

What a what?

Look at this.

Okay.

Okay, you ready?

What a nice picture this is, huh, Governor?

I ain't gonna sniff one kid.

Not like that.

Creepy B.

Joe Biden, you ready?

We'll do a good job.

Sparky says Joe would have gotten whiplash with all those girls.

I want to make this a really good signature.

The best signature.

This is a big one, right?

It's a real big one.

Gotta make a big signature.

Here we go.

The Donald J.

Oh, I think we have a 10.

We have a 10.

Yay.

No penises in my locker room like I do, okay?

I'm the best.

Now you're going to go out and win those events, right?

Nice to see you.

All right, now get the out of here.

I got more bills to sign, shit to do.

You have things to do.

Take your kids.

Get the fuck out.

So what do the Democrats do?

They come out on the other side of this.

Shocking.

80% of the country agrees with what Trump just did.

20% don't.

What do the Democrats do?

They run right out and step on a fucking rake and hit themselves in the nuts and start.

Guess how many trans women are in collegiate sports that want to.

How many?

Like, by numbers, like, in the country?

Yes.

How many do you think?

Trans?

110.

What the fuck?

And this is what they're upset about.

There are only 10.

All right?

But there's also high school sports and all.

I mean, a girl lost her fucking teeth because a hemale hit a.

With a he mail.

A he male used a field hockey stick and knocked her fucking teeth out.

And she was wearing a mask, so that's part of it.

And then another guy, another hemale spiked a volleyball, hit a girl in the fucking head.

She can't feel her right side now.

Yeah, you can't do it.

You can't.

All right, so I'm gonna tell a.

Little physical strength differences.

It's just.

That's the body makeup.

That's male and female.

That's how it is.

So senior year in high school, she.

Can'T ever say she didn't keep her eye on the ball.

Well, she can't now because it points in a whole nother direction.

So her fault.

Senior year in high school, the guys played the girls in Touch football, all right, huh?

So I'm playing and, like this.

Touch football.

Two hands, like.

All right, let's not get.

Let's not get perverted here.

I'm telling a very nice.

I'm sorry, I forgot your name story.

So, anyhow, so the thing is, you run out, all right?

And then you catch a pass or whatever.

So I'm running.

They throw me the ball.

This is back when I could actually run.

I catch the ball.

And as I catch the ball, I turn to look, and there's this little Eugenia figure.

She's about 5 foot 2 and weighs about 75 pounds.

Oh, no.

And I'm on a collision course, right?

No, I am a gentleman.

I go to leap over her like Saquon Barkley.

Except.

Except when I come down, I snap the outside bone on my foot.

And I snap it.

So as I hit the ground, I hear it snap.

And I go, oh, I hope that wasn't anything that broke.

And then I took one step with my good foot, and when I went.

Put the second foot down again, that was the end of that.

Down I go like a fucking ton of horseshit.

House of cards, okay?

So they get me up, I limp off the side.

I can't play anymore.

So I go home and my foot swells up.

Hit her.

She was just a little tiny girl.

I would have killed her.

Yeah, but if I would have hit her, I don't know what I would have done with her.

I mean, seriously, like, she bent down.

I could hit.

I could have hit her with my knee in the side of her head or whatever.

I have no idea.

Listen, I can't jump.

And I leaped over her, clearly, right?

So I.

Yeah, that's what I get for trying to be a gentleman.

So anyhow, treat her like an equal.

So I go.

I, you know, I get in the car, I go home, my foot's all swollen.

My girlfriend says, listen, we got to take you to hospital.

I said, I'm fine.

I just sprained it.

Whatever.

So speaking to the nurse.

So I.

Of course not.

It's a 70.

So it's.

I go to the hospital, and I go in there, and they take the X ray of my foot and they go up.

You snapped it.

So I'm like, fuck.

So now we have a party.

I'm having a cake party at my house that night.

So they put a cast on me.

So then I come home, I gotta take a shower.

And as we get everything ready for the party, I can't walk.

You know, I'm on crutches.

So everybody's helping around.

Here comes Eugenia figure to the party.

And she goes, oh, my God.

Did I hurt your foot?

No, you didn't.

No, you didn't hurt my foot.

I had to jump over you.

I hurt my own foot.

But what I'm saying is you didn't hurt me.

You're a girl, right?

No, of course not.

But what I'm saying is you can't.

You can't let girls play in a sport with guys.

I was like 6 foot 1, weighed 250 pounds, and she was like 5 foot 2 and weighed maybe 90 pounds.

I would have killed her if I hit her.

And, I mean, I was not one of the guys.

And it was my high school.

Touch the ball into a girl.

Yeah.

Catch the ball, turn.

She was there.

I had.

It was nothing I could do.

I couldn't move or anything.

I just had to hit.

You know, I would either hit her or just leaped over.

So.

But I'm just saying, that's the.

That goes on here.

You can't have biological men playing in sports of women.

I don't care if they think they're women.

They're not.

So Edward says you should have taught her lesson.

See, back in the old days, in the 1900s, men were taught.

Not that they all listened, but they were taught not to hit women, not injure women.

Now, were there scumbags that would hit women?

Yes.

A majority did not.

Yeah, real old days.

Very funny.

So, yeah, anything.

So they went out of their way not to.

Like Bill Burr says to say that you should never hit a woman or there's no reason to hit a woman.

That's not true.

There's tons of reasons.

You just don't do it.

It's a no win situation.

Didn't Sam Kinison say that?

I don't advocate hitting women, but I can understand wanting to hit him.

You know, I'm not.

Not condoning it, but I understand.

I think that was Chris Rock.

I understand it maybe.

Yeah.

It gets stabbed in the back with a key.

Don't you think it's.

Don't you think I would have been justified to give her, I think, a knuckle sandwich?

Some interesting personalities.

Yeah.

Certain flavor you seem to have gone for, mister.

Listen, that might have been on you guys.

Don't crazy chicks the best?

Crazy chicks, they the best?

Well, I'm not.

Well, then you get stabbed with keys.

I don't know what to tell you.

That's on you.

Hey, listen, it's.

What do they call that?

It's.

It's the crazy scale.

Well, not only that, but, I mean, it's a.

It's.

It's a situation that you.

You know, some people just want to do that.

Oh, here you go.

Bob says now women want to be smacked around the bedroom but be treated like a lady outside of the bedroom.

Look, so, like, what's wrong with that?

Well, you have to have a safe word, Bob.

You just don't walk in there and just start beating the.

Out of a woman.

Your girlfriend's, like, 4 11.

Like.

Right.

You got to have a.

Gotta have a safe word if she wants to be choked or something.

Look, that's.

But that's something that the two of you decide to do.

I mean, you know, like a spanking or whatever.

I don't know.

Listen, I'm not against anybody's.

Casey.

Thing you thought of is spanking.

Yeah.

Listen, if you want to take a cat of nine tails to her, we.

Want a lady in the street, but a freak in the.

Yeah, lady in the.

Lady on the street.

Freaking sheets.

Yeah, that's what.

That's it.

But when you get a crazy.

Not revealing anything.

Edwards, come on.

I got to go to the comments.

What did Edward say?

Because she's not bringing it up.

I put it up.

You clicked it away.

Oh, John.

Safeware is donut.

All right.

Why not?

We'll go with that.

I'll do that.

Oh, my.

Oh, my God.

Look at the time.

Two hours now.

What?

No, I'm just laughing at Edwards.

Things Google head says.

Donut.

Donut.

Donut.

There you go.

So you have to say three times.

That's the safe word.

Yeah.

Once is not correct.

I.

I saw.

Actually saw Google.

I actually saw a photo of Google.

I did, too.

She's a very.

She's a cutie.

She reminds me of Emily, who was my co host on Hate the Wait.

She's got that artsy loves music kind of vibe to her.

She's adorable.

Yep, she is.

She does a great job on AM I cancel.

The two of them are too liberal.

She's probably like, oh, my God, they're talking about me.

Well, she's done.

She's very, very pretty, attractive girl.

That's all.

Edward.

I'll talk to her.

Anyway.

We're going to talk to her.

I'll talk to her anytime I want.

That's right.

She's here.

I'm going to talk to her.

We're not rude.

Well, I'm not rude.

Let's.

Let's back that up a bit.

I don't know.

Wait a minute.

Yeah, tell me Google, you don't need.

Edward to speak for you, right, my friend?

Yeah, tell him to mind his own business.

Mind your P's and Q's.

He's.

Look at him.

He's.

Look how.

How cute that is.

He's trying to white knight for Google.

Oh, how cute is that?

How cute.

Yeah, Sweet.

Get on that song, Edward.

All right, I think we've done it all.

So well.

One more topic, and we'll make it nice and light before we head out.

Okay?

So big game this weekend?

Yes, the biggest.

So what are we doing for super bowl snacks?

Oh, that's right.

I forgot about the Super Bowl.

Do you do any.

Anything special or.

All right.

Like a traditional thing or you the family come over, or do you just stay home and yell at the tv?

You're gonna be intolerable.

You probably have to be home alone.

Oh, here's an interesting story.

So tomorrow, my twins turn 23.

So tomorrow's their official birthday, okay?

But we're having their birthday party early on Sunday.

So I'm going over there for the party.

And then you're like, one o'clock.

See you.

Well, no, the super bowl don't come on until late, right?