Kate and Silent John | 405

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Like hell it is.

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Welcome in to the 405th episode of the Boomer Bunker.

My name's John Domingo.

I'm one of your co. And alongside of me is the very tired, the very sore.

Yes, the Duchess.

Good evening.

Quietly lurking in the background, the Duke of Drops.

Ladies and gentlemen, producer Mike.

I can't find a man that wants to marry me, so I will throw myself a wedding because I am special.

That's right.

Okay.

I just.

So everybody knows.

And don't say this because it'll upset her greatly.

Duchess's camera's back to freezing again.

Oh, fuck.

You know, I don't want them to start telling you because you'd be losing your mind.

How bad?

I just noticed it.

Who knows?

It doesn't.

All right.

Doesn't matter.

The audio.

Here's what happens.

You get one of those updates, you're like, oh, let me update my computer.

And the next thing you know, all.

All kinds of happens.

Thanks, Intel.

Yeah.

I'm telling you, this is windows.

Windows Blues, Blues.

Oh, I'll update it again.

We talked about doing a test earlier, Paul.

We.

This weekend.

We've got to do.

It's freezing again, Paul.

I know.

Get the laptop out, Paul.

We have to fix this.

H. Yes.

Parky goes those updates.

Keep your old bugs.

That's exactly right.

You're not wrong, Duchess.

Before we.

I know we get all kinds of stuff to do.

Right.

Before we get into this.

The news has been so crazy.

I can't keep.

I keep updating it and new things happen.

I'm like, fuck.

And then I've had a bit of a day here with stuff.

So we're just winging it like we do most of the time.

As we do.

As much as I will, as much as I try to make this a polished professional show, it never works out.

But that's okay.

Cause it's the terrible that makes it great.

That's right.

Okay.

So everybody.

Well, I shouldn't say everybody.

Everybody that knows you, that follows you on social media knows that you went to the Mammoth March and then you finished.

I did.

I did finish.

I did my 20 miles in eight hours.

I'm very proud of myself.

Yep.

Very unusual for women to finish and even the market finish.

I'll finish.

Okay.

So for those watching, I Have an awesome metal.

Are you holding your metal up because you're frozen?

Oh, my God.

Of course it's frozen.

When I want to show this.

Just yourself.

I'm very proud of this one.

So I also.

I've done several of these, so I also earned my.

They have a patch.

It's called the Heroes Club.

And.

And for every hundred miles, you get a patch.

Look at you.

So this is.

And if I do.

If I earn 200 miles, I get to register for a free race.

Wow.

I'm not sure if I'll be doing that.

Am I allowed to ask how much it costs to register for one of these things?

It depends when.

If you wait, the price goes up.

So the earlier you register, the better it is.

It starts around like $75, which I think is very reasonable.

They provide refreshments.

They were.

I mean, it's not, you know, you're not getting steak sandwiches, but you're getting food and water and all kinds of bling.

Porta Potties, so.

But, yeah, well, you gotta pay to poop, you know?

Poop.

Yeah.

Porta Potty.

How many people?

It's very well organized.

They make sure nobody's left behind.

That's.

It's important because in the beginning, you.

Know, a couple people got left out on the trail.

I think a lot of people got left in the woods.

So.

Yeah.

Quick question.

How many people.

Do you know how many people were there this time?

It was just shy of a thousand.

I think it was 970 some.

And a majority of the folks completed.

I think there were some that did not complete, but not a majority of the folks did complete it.

This one out of the other ones I've done, this is.

I'll say easy.

It's not as hilly or rocky.

Well, I have to say this.

I just did the math in my head, and somewhere around $74,000 that they took in.

If it was 75, and if they waited till the last minute, it went up even more.

So it's probably over 75,000 they took in.

Well, and that's it.

People register at different times.

So if you registered early, it's 75, $80, but it goes up to like 110 if you wait.

And if it sells out, you buy the ticket from whoever, which is what I waited because I wasn't sure if I was going to do it.

Normally I register pretty early, but I was unsure if I was going to do it, and by the time I did, it had sold out.

So I bought a ticket.

They have a ticket portal where you can buy, so make sure you don't get scammed.

And so I got that.

There was some kerfuffle with the trip going down originally.

My daughter lives about 40 minutes from this park.

So the plan was to go and stay with her, drive down Friday, hang out with her, vanish Saturday, come back.

And then the plans got all changed up.

Paul ended up coming down, so he was gonna work with her at her house, and they were gonna drop me at the park.

And then she's had.

She had a hell of a week last week.

Her car got rear ended, a lot of unexpected finances came up, and the house was just.

Everything was on fire at her place.

So she booked.

She decided on Thursday when we were podcasting that she was going to book us into a hotel.

Well, she booked the hotel.

And you know how it is when you book a hotel, if you book it for, you know, Friday, Saturday, sometimes it's surge pricing.

It goes a little higher.

She booked me Friday and Saturday within 12 hours of me checking in.

The rates were.

It cost me about $500 to stay at the hotel, which was.

I know, was not an expected expense at all.

So wait a minute.

She booked you a hotel and she didn't pay for the hotel?

No, I was not gonna have.

No, there, There's.

I would have said, listen, I don't care if I got to sleep on a pile of.

I'm gonna be sleeping in your house.

No, there.

There's a lot going on at her house right now.

There.

It's.

It's.

It's bad.

I actually had asked her earlier in the week.

Well, I would have found one maybe a little cheaper than the one she booked me in.

It was a very nice hotel.

It was a Marriott, and I was.

Which was lovely.

The bed was great and comfy, but.

Better be for 500 hours.

Holy.

Yeah, I would have found a.

Much cheaper.

Although I gotta tell you, you know what?

I'm.

I'm old enough now where I start doing that, where I'm like 500 hours is, you know, something that's not even that big of a deal now for a room.

Like, listen, kids.

Well, it was two nights on a.

On a weekend that.

That had events going on.

Like people were coming down.

People I saw at the march.

I saw them in the hotel, so I knew they were staying there.

So I'm just saying it.

I remember, like, it was a good hotel back in the day.

Was like a hundred dollars.

So that's crazy.

Yeah.

Bob says, just bring a tent, sleep in the woods.

Yeah, yeah.

I'M not.

Look, I'm.

I'm.

I'll go outdoors, but I'm.

I'm not.

I'm not a camper.

I'm a glamper.

I'm a hotel, air conditioning, electricity, sleep in a bed.

Kind of gal one to sleep on the ground in the dirt with bugs.

No.

I mean, I know y' all haven't met me in person, but I think you probably get that vibe, I'm not asleep on the ground kind of Galaxy.

Ew.

If you keep doing this stuff, maybe you guys should invest like in a motorhome where you can motor on out there and I have to buy a.

Truck that would already cost me a fortune.

And then.

Yeah, like a motor home.

It's like you drive the whole thing like a bus.

Like just.

Yeah.

You know what a motorhome is, right?

It's not.

It's not a trailer.

It's a motorhome.

Okay, hold on.

Hold, stop, hold up.

We weren't even gonna talk about this, but now here we are.

All right, so they have these things out there now.

They're called teardrops, and they'll go right on the back of your car.

They're not big at all.

You sleep two of them in there.

Oh, I've seen those.

Yeah, they're kind of cool.

And they're not that expensive.

And if you were going to go do something, you could just pull up in a driveway and said, hey, I'm plugging in here.

We're sleeping in here.

An extension cord.

Sparky says, get yourself a decked out van.

I mean, especially if you're going to go do this stuff.

I would do a van, I could say, because I need to have some space, but.

But yeah, the teardrop thing is kind of cool.

A lot of.

I don't know if I could hook it to the back of my Hyundai though.

Yeah.

Oh, yes, you can sit the Hyundai with tip up.

No, no, no.

These things are meant for being able to pull by four cylinder.

Oh, yeah, you could.

You definitely could.

Which is pretty cool.

Bob says if this van is rocking, somebody's trying to put their shoes on.

Yeah, probably.

Let me try to get my, my hiking boots on.

Unfortunately, I did really well.

I made really good time.

I started out, I hit the trails about 7:30 and finished by 3:30.

And I guess I got about 18 and a half miles done.

I think by 10 miles I knew I had blisters.

I could feel them on my pinky toe, like my little toe.

And it was just uncomfortable.

And I was like Just gonna get through it.

I'm halfway three quarters, you know, as I'm counting it down and as I get to about 18 and a half miles.

It was right after I checked in, I could feel the blister burst on my toe because it was just like a wave of pain.

I was like, what is that?

Because I've never done.

I haven't done that in forever.

Whenever I've hiked, I've never had a blister pop.

So it was horribly uncomfortable.

So I got through the hike, got picked up, and I just didn't even check my foot until I got back to the hotel.

So it was probably like until 5, 4, 30, 5 o'.

Clock.

And it was just like my.

My, I've got blisters on the bottom of my foot.

I was not.

Sounds like a lot of fun.

Can't wait to do that.

That was a good time.

Two glasses of wine that night and fell asleep at the dinner table.

I was dozing at the dinner table.

I was like, we have to go back to the hotel now.

I'm really tired.

I just.

If I was Paul, I'd say, listen, have fun at the next one.

I'm not going to this one.

Oh, he just.

Yeah.

Well, the reason he went was he was going to go work on the daughter's house, right?

Yes.

She.

And she has a lot of costly home improvement projects that she needed some help with.

And it wasn't a financial thing.

It was more just like dad needed to be there to help, of course, guide things along because there's only so much you can do over the phone and FaceTime.

I gotta be there so I can.

So I can point.

Yes.

So Sparky asked, what name brand sneakers?

I don't hike in sneakers, but I do wear New Balance when I do marathons or not marathon when I do 5Ks and working out.

My hiking shoes are keens.

Okay.

I think they're keens.

So they're comfortable and I've worn them before.

Link in the comments.

Just kidding.

There's not gonna be a link in the comments.

Link in the comments to buy the keen boots.

Oh, no, no.

Link in the comments.

It's a podcaster joke.

You know, whenever podcasters mention a product, they go link in the comments.

Oh, yeah, no links.

I don't make any money on that.

Don't.

Don't buy them.

So.

But yeah, he's.

Bob says,.

So when does the panties auction start?

Oh, my God.

Top bidder.

Stop it.

I don't know.

Can't wait to have that hot Musk stank all to myself.

I don't know.

I think you're gonna have to fist fight Dean over those.

If I'm.

Already boiled, everything, it's already been washed.

I sorted everything, and then when I came home, it literally.

I walked it right to the washer and dumped it all.

I don't get you.

Well, there's ticks out there.

I'm not gonna forget about that.

I'm like, oh, you know all these people you're sitting there.

I think I want to do cameos.

I want to make money.

If you would have sat there and just said, listen, I got my hiking panties for sale, you would have been made way more than you would have made in a month of.

Of cameos.

I'll tell you that right now.

No, that's nasty.

Yes, you would have.

I guarantee.

I know.

I know.

Four or five people in our Discord that would have went over a hundred dollars per panty.

$100.

All right, well, there you go, Dean.

Dean says thousand.

See?

What'd I tell you?

Bob's 1000.

Shut up, Bob.

You're gonna get in trouble.

Bob's gonna get in trouble.

You better not.

Next thing you know, we can't see Bob anymore because.

His lady friend.

His lady friend turned off.

Yeah, turned off his.

Shut off your electricity.

Shut off his electric.

Broke his phone with a hammer.

What's that, Duchess?

You should see the face you just locked up on.

Oh.

Oh, Clitty Litter.

I like that.

Come on.

God.

That might be the title of the Clitty Litter.

Ew.

I like that, Dean.

Thank you.

All right, so all y' all are mental.

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There you go.

Alrighty.

The link to the panty auction isn't@boomerbunker.com.

Okay.

All right.

There is no panty auction.

There's no panty auction.

No panties for you.

All right?

Nobody had a worse weekend than Eric Swalwell.

Eric Swalwell.

What's his name?

Swalwell.

Swalwell.

Oh, okay.

Did I throw a D in there?

I'm getting it.

I'm getting it a lot.

He's a D anyway, so it don't matter.

I'm having the.

Deuce and Kate behind the scenes are making fun of me because of work.

We're not doing it.

We're doing it right to your face.

What I'm saying is they're doing it in a chat, right?

Not at Discord.

God forbid we do this in Discord.

I would think that Deuce would rather do this in front of everybody than just entertain me.

You know something?

I just thought of this.

It just popped into my mind.

Why isn't Joe in that chat?

Joe should be in that chat, too.

I don't know.

I've never.

Well, put Joe in.

I guess I never thought of it.

I feel I'm not Facebook friends with Joe.

Okay.

I'm Facebook friends with you and Deuce.

And then I think I started that chat when I.

Thank you guys for the.

Oh, you started the chat.

I did.

Okay.

But you can add Joe.

Yeah, I'm not Facebook friends with Joe.

Yes.

Okay.

That's fine.

Okay.

I'm not adverse to it.

I just never thought.

Right.

Because they're saying stuff like marry, marry, and marry.

What words?

Marry, marry, and Mary's marry.

Merry, Merry Christmas.

Merry Christmas.

Mary.

Mary is in Jesus's mother that you.

Won't make God Mary, Mary and Mary.

And Merry Christmas and Merry Christmas.

What was the third one?

Oh, get married.

Like you get married.

No, no, there was three.

Marry,.

Mary and Mary and Mary, Mary, Mary, Mary and Mary.

And I said, that's the same.

All the same for me.

Three words.

It's like.

Like two different words.

Mary, Mary, Mary.

I'm like, Deuce is like, no, they're all set different.

And he sounds them out.

I can hear him doing it in the chat.

And I'm like, oh, I guess Barry.

Barry and Barry.

And he's like, yeah, three different words.

I'm like, I know.

But John doesn't seem to think they.

They sound different.

Well, the thing was, I never knew that sycophant was spelled as sycophant.

I thought it was sycophant because I never saw it spelled.

I never saw the word.

Or, like, sycophant I'm like, oh, you know, like, that's why I had to.

Ask you, like, three times, and I'm.

Looking at you like.

Like you're retarded.

I'm like, what do you mean?

Yeah, I'm the.

I'm the retard.

You're the retard.

Right.

Sycophant.

S, I, C, K O, F A, N. Which I thought it was.

I didn't know sycophant was a.

Was a word.

I didn't know that.

The actual word.

Yeah.

I didn't know that was an actual word.

Whenever I heard it, it was sicko fan.

And that's what I thought.

So I hear deuce now.

You don't.

That was so great, actually, when you said it.

I had to.

I had to type it and Google it because I'm like, you kind of said it properly.

So.

And I thought, yeah, you kind of.

You kind of stumbled onto it.

Not.

So I let it go because I'm like, well, I can't argue with him on that one.

But, man is just that.

You thought it was sick.

Oh, fan.

Sicko fan.

Sicko fan.

That's how this ended up being the title.

Fan.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I had no idea.

I had no idea that sycophant was spelled that way and was an actual word that meant nothing close to what sicko fan was.

Hey, you know what?

Again, I'm never too old to learn.

What can I tell you?

I know.

Never too old.

Knowledge is power.

Coral Reicht.

All right,.

So what's on the docket, Mr. Domingo?

Okay, I just got to do something real quick here, because first of all, so Eric Swalwell, he got into some trouble, and he came on because.

You should hear this from him.

Should hear this from him.

You know, he's going to speak to you directly.

A lot has been said about me today through anonymous allegations.

By the way, this is on Friday.

This.

This happened.

We've had a whole week cooking here.

Okay.

Yeah.

Buckle up, because this changes quick.

And I thought it was important that you see and hear from me directly.

These allegations of sexual assault are flat false.

They are absolutely false.

They did not happen.

They have never happened.

And I will fight them with everything that I have.

Just think about.

Just remember that.

Remember that.

Okay?

They also come on the eve of an election where I have been the front runner candidate for governor in California.

That's not true.

He was between.

Well, he was the front runner for the Democrats, but he was between the.

Or in third place between two Republicans.

And they're so afraid in California that they might actually get a Republican mayor, because the people in California are finally waking the fuck up and saying, we've had Democratic mayors now, and they're just running this place into the dirt.

Yeah.

Sparky toaster says, this is the I did not have sex with that woman speech.

So.

All right.

So he continues.

I do not suggest to you in any way that I'm perfect or that I'm a saint.

I've certainly made mistakes in judgment in my past.

So how many women.

Is that what we call it?

Yeah.

How many women did you cheat on your wife with?

Right, so chef around says, sickle fan.

No, Chef Aaron.

Chef.

Okay, Chef Aaron.

Chef Aaron.

Chef around.

Chef A.

Around said, Chef Aaron D. Oh, my God.

Said sycophant.

Sick Fant.

And potato, potato, tomato, tomahto.

All right.

Tomato, potato.

All right.

Don't put them up there if you don't want me to read them.

I know it's fun to hear you read them.

I love it.

But those mistakes are between me and my wife.

And to her, I apologize deeply for putting her in this position.

I gave her syphilis now.

I'm just kidding.

I gave her.

What's the one that's like a good one?

Because it only affects women.

It doesn't affect men.

What is that called?

Chlamydia.

Okay, I'm sorry.

Go ahead.

I also apologize to you if in any way you have doubted your support for me.

But I think you know who I am.

Oh, we do.

You're a piece of shit.

You are a just a piece of shit.

For over 20 years, I have served the public as a city councilman, as a member of congress, and as a prosecutor who went to court on behalf of victims, particularly on behalf of sexual assault victims.

You know, if he's a lawyer and couldn't he be disbarred for this?

He is disgusting.

The fact that he's like, I've.

I've supported women.

I've done that.

You're a monster for.

For what you're saying.

And the fact that it's, like, between me and my wife.

No, it's not.

No.

Not when you're.

You're fucking flinging fastballs over at Kavanaugh.

Yeah.

Absolutely not.

Those words are coming back.

I bet they're really tasty.

Like, get you some crackers.

You can eat all that right up there, scuzzy bugger.

Yeah, hang on.

We're almost done.

That's who I am and have always been.

Thanks for your input, pal.

This weekend, I'm going to spend time with my family and friends, and I appreciate those who have reached out to me to show support, and I look forward to updating you very soon.

Oh, sure.

You sure you do.

Part two.

All right.

So can I.

Right turn.

Go ahead.

Men can get chlamydia, by the way.

Yeah, I know.

But they don't have any symptoms.

And yes, it's not a big deal for men to have clues.

Well, it says often asymptomatic.

You can still get burning during your urination, penile discharge, and testicular pain.

Yeah.

Oh, okay.

But luckily, it is treatable.

But if you don't treat it, just FYI out there, gentlemen, you can get infertility and long term health issues.

Oh, okay.

And Aaron says, yeah, that's my name.

Aaron D. Aaron Daen.

So a round D. So then that was Friday.

By Saturday, he puts out a tweet.

I'm suspending my campaign for governor.

To my family, staff, and friends and supporters, I am deeply sorry for the mistakes in judgment I've made in my past.

I will fight the serious comma, false allegations that have been made, Dash.

But that's my fight, not the campaigns.

So.

All right.

But wait, there's more.

You monster.

He is a monster.

He's disgusting.

Hang on, I got some.

Let me just bring this up here.

Okay.

Here it is.

So I figured, you know, this was him, this was his account, right?

Suspending his account.

But then I figured, well, let's see what the comments say.

Nobody's been nice to him.

It's been wonderful.

Wonderful.

Here comes Elon Musk.

Bro, you should definitely fight those air quotes, false allegations, especially all the videos you doing weird shit with hookers.

Nick Shirley, like, millions of retweets on that.

Yeah.

Nick Shirley says, if you aren't fit to run a campaign, that makes you what makes you fit to continue your time as congressman.

Resign.

And then he says, do you remember this?

Well, hang on a second.

Let's just back this up.

We at the Breakfast Club, we get.

He's in the Breakfast Club.

Him and Kamala.

Yeah.

All right, so here we go.

Let's hear what he had to say there.

And I was a prosecutor in Oakland for seven years, and it was very frustrating that many times it felt like the victims had none of the rights and the bad guys had all of the rights.

And so for me, it's really focus on, like, serious, violent, sexual.

Those three.

If you, like, throw the book at those three.

Right.

And throw the resources at those three.

And then you show compassion and redemption for non serious, non sexual, non violent and believe that those folks, you know, have a pathway into our community.

I think you can get it right.

Well, I would imagine.

Disgusting.

How dare you, Eric?

I wonder where you fit in here, Eric.

Yes.

All right.

This one says because you're a perverted, it's because you are a pervert and you got busted.

I don't care if the RNC or the DNC took you down.

You could go yourself because all I know, you try to everyone else, see if there's anyone else in here, see.

If there's easier ones to read.

What's that say?

There's easier ones for you to read.

Right.

Tiffany Fong said good riddance.

There's a couple other ones in here.

Where I think I'm going to keep it real with you, chief.

They're bodying you in the comments and you deserve it.

All right, let's see.

I thought there was a couple other ones in here.

Oh, JoJo from Jurors Go back up.

Yeah, she goes.

Handsome, smart, patriotic, and real.

Folks, we need to look no further.

Swalwell for president.

Yeah, I don't think that's going to happen there.

Joe.

Joe, someone tagged that.

Remember that?

I bet you didn't have to get her drunk, right?

JoJo from jurors does not look like her profile picture.

No, I'm going to tell you that.

No, not at all.

She looks like her profile.

That's like half of her.

I mean, I'm going to throw a rock, but.

Yeah, if you've had six of deuces.

Old fashioned.

That's when JoJo from Jersey looks like her profile picture.

Yeah, it says there's rumors that Joe from Jersey banged him.

Ew.

How about that?

Ew.

I don't know what's worse, him or her.

They brought Charlie Kirk back from the dead.

One of his tweets.

Wouldn't you think it would be a bigger story that Eric Swalwell had an extensive relationship with a Chinese Communist spy for the past six years, all while he accused Trump of colluding with Russia.

So, you know, again, he is Harry.

Harry Sisson.

Harry Sisson.

Eric Swalwell's far better man than Kevin McCarthy will ever be.

Oh, wow.

Now here he is with him.

Really?

Yeah, that's him with his hooker.

Oh, wait a minute.

She just.

No, that's.

That's AI.

But that.

That's part of it.

He's farting.

That was like the big thing from him because he had farted one time on tv.

Here he is.

Here's A very young candidate.

This you?

Oh, from Kavanaugh's.

Yeah.

Okay.

Continued demeaning of victims of sexual assault.

People who deserve to be heard, who deserve for their allegations to be investigated, and a president who wants to just rush this through.

He criticized the Senate for even taking this long, Ari.

And so for Brett Kavanaugh's sake, if he is innocent, I hope tomorrow he opens his statement and says, you know what?

Bring in all the victims.

Allow them to be heard, allow them to be questioned.

That will clear his name.

If he's indeed innocent, and if he's not, for the sake of the credibility of the court, I hope that the senators would vote against him.

Interesting.

I wonder if he wants.

Are we going to bring in all his victims?

Should we bring all his victims and let them all talk?

Do you think he wants to do that now?

You know, her, her, her, her, and her and her and her, Right?

All them, yes.

Plus his staffers.

Yeah.

Not cool, dude.

Do you remember Nancy Mace about a month ago, brought up that bill that she wanted to have, like, sexual.

Anybody who was investigated for sexual assault.

Yes.

I bet he voted against that.

I bet you he did, too.

Uh huh.

Oh, here's one.

Release the Swalwell fires.

Fang Fang files.

Nanny gate, California residency interns and staff harassment.

Gastrointestinal issues.

Oh.

Oh.

Because he fought it.

I was like, I'm thinking it's government.

Sounds like.

I don't know what that word is.

I was like, yeah, that threw me.

I'm not gonna lie.

That one threw me.

That's all right.

I'm here to help.

Ew.

Hold on.

I don't know what this is.

It's.

It's AI, but it's.

It's gotta be delicious.

Here we go.

Of course he's got a bottle of Jack Daniels.

I am not a rapist.

Yeah, of course he's not.

A lot has been said about me today through anonymous allegations.

I thought it was important that you see and hear from me directly these allegations of sexual assault.

Okay.

It's just him.

Violins behind him, says, I'm not a.

Rapist on his forehead.

And he's holding a bottle of Jack, so clearly.

Holy shit.

Smell.

He probably does.

Okay, so apparently, Dublin High school, class of 1999.

Eric Swalwell.

Really?

Yeah.

He has a thing.

It says, when you can't have it, you must take it.

That was his quote in his yearbook picture.

Really?

That's interesting that they would put that in there.

That's very interesting.

See, here's the thing.

Once the.

The daggers Come out.

You're done.

You're basically done.

I cannot get past his picture from high school.

Look.

Creepy.

I was wondering if they had to.

Boomer Bob says this.

He is the victim here.

Jamingo.

You're not thinking like a Democrat.

That's true.

That's right.

I'm not thinking like a Democrat.

Well, even the Dem.

Look, the Democrats were out on parade today.

Yes.

And they're.

And they.

Who is it that.

Who is that?

What.

What's her name?

It's the.

The Priya Jople, whatever.

Her.

That screamy one.

Yes.

And they said, would you vote against him?

She goes, yes.

And.

And Gonzalez, too.

And I'm like, of course.

Because if you got to get the Democrat, you got to get the Republican, because why.

Why just pick someone who's just a gross pig and get them out.

We have to take a Republican out, too.

He.

He.

By the way, he should go because.

Oh, absolutely.

Should go.

Yeah.

So I'm trying to see.

There is.

And I apologize for this because I could have been.

I basically could have done a better job.

Oh, here's the.

Nancy.

Okay.

This is Nancy Mace.

Okay.

All right.

Here she is.

I'm sure she had a lot to say.

Yes.

She was with Benny Johnson, your buddy.

So you believe that Eric Swalwell will be kicked out of Congress this week?

I do.

And I believe that Tony Gonzalez will be right behind him.

Will Democrat.

So Democrats, a considerable portion, maybe like 100 Democrats would have to vote with Republicans.

Right.

In order to do this.

Yes.

And I don't see any way out of this.

I mean, there's no way.

After the videos with the alleged hooker and prostitute and porn star coming out, the stories from his former employees and staff, women coming forward, there's no way out of this.

If he wants any dignity, which he doesn't deserve, and he should resign, otherwise we will expel him.

My understanding of dealers been made that we will do Tony Gonzalez and Swalwell this week.

I'm pushing for more.

So you.

So she's pushing for more.

She's.

Yeah.

I mean, well, yeah, if you.

If you are doing that, you need to go.

Need to go.

You cannot.

You cannot represent the America if you're a rapist.

It's just not right.

I mean, he was all that was all over the Sunday shows where they were talking to people.

Oh, here's the.

Here's the one you're talking about.

This is with that camera.

Ugly broad.

What's her.

I can't even say her name.

So Bob says he's Uninformed.

Why Gonzalez?

So Gonzalez is in Texas.

Yeah.

His staffer killed herself.

She killed herself?

Maybe.

Well, allegedly.

Whatever.

So there, there were some issues with that.

So it's, it's very sketchy.

All right, so here's Kristen Welker, the, the wide eyed crazy woman.

And she is interviewing.

I can't, I can't even say her name, whatever it is.

I do want to ask you about your college chapel.

Yeah, yeah.

Congressman Eric Swalwell.

You heard me discussing this with Congressman Donalds.

He's facing allegations of sexual assault from a former staff member, which we should say Swalwell says are completely false and politically motivated.

Notable though, House Democratic leader Hakeem Jeffries, Senator Adam Schiff, Congresswoman Nancy Pelosi are calling for Swalwell to end his run for California governor.

Do you think that Swalwell should drop out of the gubernatorial race?

I absolutely do.

This is.

As you know, I've been very vocal.

On behalf of survivors of the Epstein scandal.

And I think that what we are seeing now is.

An emergence of women.

Across the country who have been dismissed,.

Told to shut up, told to move on, who have been abused by men in powerful positions.

This is.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, whatever, lady.

To me.

Okay, so let's talk about the Epstein case for a little bit because they're all screaming and crying about Epstein.

So any one of these Congress women, men can go on the floor of Congress.

They've been briefed, they have immunity, they can say whatever they want.

They can go on the floor and call out the people that have been reported on that they've had, that they know that have charges or have been accused of this.

They could go right on the floor and do this, but they won't do it.

And they also are saying.

Because they all protect themselves, Right?

And they're also saying to the victims, hey, we'll come out there and.

But see, the victims have all signed NDAs, they've all been paid off.

So this is behind all them.

This is only to try to get Trump.

The problem is, I think it's gonna get way more people than Trump.

That's my.

Oh, yeah, you know, and I don't even think it's gonna get Trump.

So that's the issue I have with the whole thing.

Okay, can I, can I bring up a comment?

Because it actually made me laugh while you were talking.

Budwugger says, going back to that priyank, whatever the hell her name is, Jay Paul, it says she looks like she's part toad.

She can probably lick her eyes.

Yeah, I gotta say, somehow that made me laugh.

She's very, very scared.

She's very upset that.

How come Swalwell didn't try to sexually, you know, abuse me?

Why am I the only one that never was sexually abused?

So, all right, so then it brings us up to Easy.

Signed under duress is non binding.

Okay.

Yeah.

All right, so then it brings us up to today because this just happened.

What was that?

I don't know.

Bruce put breaking news in the boomer bunker for him, but he didn't put.

Yeah, thanks, Bruce.

Thanks, Bruce.

Helpful.

Yeah, helpful, because now I got to go find out what that is.

Now we just Shiny.

I.

Shiny.

Distracted, John.

Sorry.

Right.

So now it's supposed to be in there somewhere.

Like, I don't.

I don't know where.

I did the boomer bunker for him.

Damn it.

Aaron says she's why the Muslims picked the.

Oh, okay.

So today.

Jesus Christ, Bob.

Such a cunt sometimes.

Boomer Bob.

Okay, yeah.

Why?

Because remember today we were talking about Trello and maybe using Trello again?

Okay, So I blew the dust off a Trello and went in there, and if we were going to use it, I was going to bring in Mike.

So what I did was I moved Boomer bunker or Boomer Bob off the Boomer bunker Trello board.

And he says, bitch.

Ish.

It says, john Domingo removed you from the board of the Boomer bunker.

Oh, it's been a couple years, Bob.

It's been like two years.

You don't even use it anymore, you twat.

Crybaby.

When did we start using it?

Stop using it.

Like episode 300 something it was in.

Yeah, it was like 325 or something.

Yeah, yeah, we didn't.

You.

We don't even use anymore.

We were thinking about maybe bringing it back because we're trying to figure out how to do this a little bit more easier for me to try to produce on the fly.

We were talking about it, so I went in there and I said, oh, Bob's not even here.

I guess it notified him.

He's cello since January of 24.

Neither have we.

Yeah, that's about the last time we stopped using it.

So I took you off the board.

Crying witch.

I'm gonna tell everybody.

Jaminga.

What?

All right, so that brings us up to the present.

Wait a.

Is that what he's talking about?

I don't even know if that's what he's talking about.

We're gonna.

We're gonna go on.

We're moving ahead.

Focus.

Jamingo over here.

I can't.

I can't focus now.

I can't.

Look, I have to.

I have to go somewhere.

Oh, Jesus Christ.

All right, whatever.

We haven't even finished with Swallow.

Swallows.

No, I can't, because.

No.

All right.

Bruce is so happy.

He's derailed us.

So then says today, like an hour ago, right?

A little over an hour ago.

I am deeply sorry to my family, staff, constituents for mistakes and judgment I've made in my past.

I will fight the serious false allegations made against me.

However, I must take responsibility and ownership for the mistakes I did make.

Hello?

Hello.

I'm aware of efforts to bring an immediate expulsion vote against me and other members.

Expelling anyone in Congress without due process within days of allegations being made is wrong.

But it is also wrong for my constituents to have to have me distract from my.

But it's also wrong for my constituents to have me distracted from my duties.

Therefore, I plan to resign my seat in Congress.

I will work with my staff in the coming days to ensure they are able, in my absence, to serve the needs of the good people of the 14th congressional district.

So not only is he done, I guess all the people on his staff is done also.

Well, the ones that he didn't assault or molest.

Yeah, they're done.

And I love how he's like.

What is it?

He called them his.

The mistakes.

The mistakes he made.

This rape is a mistake.

Wow.

I mean, he's.

Well, rape is a strong.

First of all, we got to say, allegedly rape is a strong word.

Maybe it's not rape.

Maybe it's just infidelity.

What does that mean?

It means that the other person could have been consenting, but it's still him being unfaithful.

He could have paid for prostitute, which.

Rape is not defined as unfaithful.

All right, where in this thing.

Where does this thing say that he's a.

He's not apologizing.

He's not.

He's not.

What he's saying is for mistakes I may have made.

What does.

How does that mean, Rape?

He's been charged with it.

Like there were.

Excuse me.

There are allegations of rape.

There are allegations.

Okay, but they could be.

Oh, my God.

Duchess, do I really have to explain?

So they.

He's been.

He's saying that there's been false allegations.

Maybe the rape ones were the false ones.

Maybe the ones that are not false are the ones where he was banging a prostitute in a hotel room.

I would certainly believe that him over anybody else at this point.

Okay, so, Duchess.

Never mind.

Okay.

All right.

Why am I the fucking bad guy here?

He's a piece of.

I understand that, but you can't just sit there and just say, because he made mistakes, he's admitting the mistakes.

He's admitting to rape.

He's not admitting to rape.

It's a big difference.

I know he's not, but they'll get him for it.

That what I'm saying to you is, is there's a reason he went from, I've made, I've committed some mistakes, and then it's like I'm suspending Governor and then I'm stepping down.

So he, they have found more and more on him, and he's just getting the out while he can.

Rape.

And the fact I didn't do it.

Don't blame me.

You're.

Yes.

You just said rape.

You went right to rape.

There were allegations of it.

There's allegations of rape.

There's allegations a lot of different.

The entire Democrat Party leaned on him to resign his position.

I think there's probably something in the wood pile that smells a little.

Don't you, dad, you don't know that.

Okay, well, you can, you can be on his side.

I'm not on his side.

But you can't just say because he decided this, that he decided to resign from Congress, he raped someone.

I didn't say that.

What I'm saying.

Oh, my God.

Way to take my words and twist them.

What I'm saying to you is, is there's probably a lot of that's going to be coming out.

So he's bailing while he can, okay.

Before they throw him out.

Well, what he's doing is he's bailing, so don't come out.

All right?

I did all this for you to read the second comment here.

Which second comment?

It's on the screen.

Aaron's comment.

Yes.

That I can't fucking read because it's small.

Okay, Never mind.

All right, hang on.

I blew up my own screen, thank you.

Okay.

If you weren't Aaron from.

I had to say it.

POD says if you weren't a complete piece of shit, you would forfeit the lifelong benefit package for failing the American people.

But you are, so I guess we will still be funding your depravity for the rest of your worthless life.

There you go.

But you are so.

Okay.

Yeah, I'm sorry.

It was, it's blurry because I had to blow it up because John didn't screen for me.

So I, I, it was.

The funny thing was I went under, I looked it up and then on some.

Looking at the second comment, and I'm like, oh, there's Aaron.

There's Aaron.

I know that guy.

I know that guy.

And he's right.

He sounds familiar.

Oh, good Lord.

Okay.

So anyhow, that's what's fun.

That's what's going on with Aaron.

Aaron.

Okay.

God damn it.

I'm all, Eric.

This is Eric.

There you go.

I'm trying to share my screen back with the stuff that I need to do.

Where is my notes?

There it is.

All right, let me do this real quick.

And then get rid of that.

Where did it go?

Here.

Okay, get rid of that.

All right.

There we go.

Dr. Mrs. Says, Just got a newsfeed, I guess, notification that Tony Gonzalez resigned.

He's like, fuck this.

I'm not dealing with.

Well, I'm out.

Good, because this way, now we got two pieces of.

Out of Congress.

There we go.

One Democrat, one Republican.

There we go.

Nice job.

Right?

All right, so I guess the best thing to do next is to get into the.

Can I.

Can I just say one thing here?

It says Swalwell, who emerged as top candidates in California's crowded governor's race, suspended his campaign, as we well know, and now resigned after a series of women accused him of sexual assault and harassment, including allegations he raped a former staff member twice.

So I didn't just make up rape.

There are allegations of it.

So just throw that out there.

Okay.

Just to remind, I understand that there's allegations.

Okay.

Yeah, there's allegations of rape.

That doesn't.

Of course.

That's not the big.

I'm just jumping.

Clarifying allegations to conviction or proof.

That's all.

Stand that.

But it just seems like you thought I just made up rape just because I like to yell rape.

That's not what I'm saying.

Not saying that.

I'm just saying it was a.

Okay.

I'm making sure we're clear.

Okay, thank you.

Speaking of wars.

Yeah.

So the same shit that's going on with Iran.

So we have a.

And again, it's very, very hard to find out or get any kind of information on what is going on with Iran.

For the simple fact is that the media seems to be on Iran's side.

They're saying that there's so many bots coming into Twitter, and this is a real problem.

And I think Elon's got to get his handle on this.

But you know what?

Bots are paying for check marks, so they're making money doing this, too.

So, you know, why is he gonna stop it but he really should.

Money's money.

Money's money.

But then again, you don't.

You can't tell what.

You can't tell the good stuff from the propaganda or just the flat out fucking lies.

I think they were saying that they were making like 28,000 accounts a day in Twitter to push pro Iranian propaganda that America's losing the war.

Like, how can we.

Again, how can America be losing the war when half the leadership of Iran is dead?

They can't.

They don't have any way of air defense.

They sunk their navy.

They sunk their subs.

They sunk their battleships.

They sunk their battleships.

And again, I don't know.

So here's the story that I heard.

We sent two warships into the Strait of Hormuze, straight up Hormel, Chile, just straight up Hormel, Chile, to go in there and clear mines and create a safe pathway for ships.

Then I hear that Iran says, oh, we've closed it.

We've closed the Strait of hormone Chile, and no one shall pass unless you pay us $1 million.

And Trump's like, all right, I'm gonna.

Tell you right now, Million dollars.

What we're gonna do is we're shutting the whole fucking thing down.

You ain't getting shit.

You ain't getting.

We're not going to send any shit.

If they're paying you a million dollars and I get a taste of it.

Well, I mean, if they're not going to pay you a million dollars, so it's a shit show over there again.

Meanwhile, they blew up the camel, the camel brigade.

Okay, I got it.

Meanwhile, Trump's like, you know who's got oil?

We got oil.

We got tons and tons of that good stuff, that sweet, sweet, like crude oil.

So now they're showing ships, and it looks like there's a parade of ships going around the Horn of Africa, across the Atlantic Ocean, right into the.

The Gulf of America.

It jumps over there.

Guess what we're gonna be selling?

We're selling all oil.

We ain't gonna have any oil, but we're gonna make tons of money.

So I don't know what the fuck's going on over here.

You buy it from us, you can.

Buy it from us.

Fuck Iran.

So get a better deal.

Yeah, yeah.

I can't tell what's going on.

We can't get any good information.

Everybody's lying.

Everybody's telling their side of the story.

So I don't even know what to report.

But what I do know is it's time for.

It's time for Trump tweets read by Kate.

Will Trump be happy or irate?

Will it make us laugh or will it be a groaner?

Either way, Sparky Toaster will have a raging boner.

The fake news media has lost total credibility.

Not that they had any to begin with because of their massive Trump derangement syndrome, sometimes referred to as tds.

They love saying that Iran is winning when in fact everyone knows they are losing and losing big.

Their navy is gone, their air force is gone, their anti aircraft apparatus is non existent, radar is dead, their missile and drone factories have been largely obliterated along with the missiles and drones themselves.

And most importantly, their longtime leaders are no longer with us.

Praise be to Allah.

The only thing they have going is the threat that a ship may bunk into one of their sea mines, which by the way, all 28 of their minedropper boats are also lying at the bottom of the sea.

We're now starting the process of clearing out the Strait of Hormuz as a favor to countries all over the world, including China, Japan, South Korea, France, Germany and many others.

Incredibly, they don't have the courage or the will to do this work themselves.

Very interestingly, however, empty oil carrying ships from many nations are all headed to the United States of America to load up with oil.

Thank you for your attention to this matter.

President Donald J. Trump.

Trump tweet by Kate.

Was it fire or just fake that?

Chapel said it straight?

Trump tweet by Kate.

That was a Trump tweet read by Kate.

Did she jamingo or was it great, now the chat decides her fate.

That was a Trump tweet read by Kate.

I don't know what we're gonna do over there in Iran.

I mean once they open the straight up, I think this war is pretty much over.

And the Democrats would be furious because that'll give them enough time to get the oil prices down and straighten some shit out and then, you know, we can go into the midterms.

They want this war to go on.

Don't you think that the people that don't like Trump want this war to go well into close to the midterms?

So everybody's pissed off about them, of course.

So Google.

Well, actually Budwegger put up waiting for Trump to finish his tweets with Brought to you by Carl's Jr. Did you see he had McDonald's doordashed to the White House?

I did.

I laugh.

My like I didn't read the whole thing and I just saw like this older woman with bags of McDonald's.

McDonald's is loving it.

That's the highest employee they've ever had.

Like the highest achieving rank.

Oh, yeah.

Employee.

Well, I mean, so of course, the Internet does what the Internet does.

And they have Kamala Harris out there as dressed in a doordash, and she's like, you know you can't come in, right?

And then you're not coming in.

And she's like, oh, I'm doing so good.

She gets down on her knees.

Thank you.

Thank you.

I'm like, oh, my God.

It's hysterical.

Okay, I'm sorry.

So go ahead.

What's.

So Google had brought up.

Did we already talk about Jamingo being featured in Trump's Definitely not Jesus AI image?

So Google's talking about this.

John was delighted, by the way.

John's not delighted.

Hold on.

You are delighted.

Don't kid yourself.

How dare you?

That's not even true.

So there he is.

All right, now if you look in the back over there, there's the duchess as the.

That's the Statue of Liberty.

Nice try, Domingo.

Nice edit.

But now, just what I'm saying, John the apostle is, first of all, all that that is is just a generic handsome man with a white beard.

That's all that is.

That wears a baseball cap.

I mean, you could put a bunch of us in.

He looks incredibly like you.

I'm not.

Unless you're saying all old white guys with white beards and hats look exactly like you.

First of all, when I saw that, I thought somebody took that picture and put me the fuck in there.

Like, I thought one of our.

I saw that.

I was like, holy shit.

I thought one of our people went in and AI pictured this up.

So I was like, get the fuck out of here.

So then I went in and I found.

And I was like, oh, my God.

Google says if you lick enough boots, you're bound to make it into one of his AI posts.

Oh, Google, that's mean.

So they want to know why you're holding the donut.

There's no donut there.

That's Bob.

Bob's all butthurt because I called him a cunt.

That's like the song.

It's just the song.

All right, so I guess this is our next story.

So apparently our president, not only has he got.

Here's the thing about Trump.

If you praise Trump, he'll praise you.

If you criticize Trump, he will bury you.

He prays, too.

Okay, all right, so.

Wait, while you're doing that, Bob goes right in the feels.

Oh, yeah.

Huh.

The two of you back and forth.

Where did I put the thing?

Hang on, let me see.

I don't know.

Where'd you put.

I. I know I shouldn't say this.

I'm trying to find it here.

I know, but it's a lot of fun.

All right, I can see it scrolling down.

Where is it?

I know I have it.

I do have it here.

Now I've got to go over to the.

Okay, here it is.

Is that segment four?

No, no, here.

I'm sorry.

Here it is.

So, anyhow, the Pope was asked about the war, and then he came out.

Yeah.

We're like an old married color.

Oh, Bob and I. Yeah.

Old married gay couple.

Yeah.

You're like the old dudes in the box on the Muppet Show.

Yes.

Statler and Waldorf or whatever.

Waldorf, yes.

All right, so here is Pope Leo.

Oh, yeah.

What's his face?

Saint Saddleman.

In English, I would simply say, once again, what I said in the Urbi message on Sunday asking all people of goodwill to search always for peace and not violence, to reject war, especially a war which many people have said is an unjust war, which is continuing to escalate, which is not resolving anything.

In fact, we have a worldwide economic crisis, energy crisis, situation in the Middle east of great instability, which is only provoking more hatred throughout the world.

So come back to the table.

Let's talk.

Let's look for solutions in a peaceful way.

And let's remember, especially the innocent children, the elderly, sick, so many people who have already become or will become victims of this continued warfare, to remind all that attacks on civilian infrastructure is against international law, but that it is also a sign of the hatred, the division, the destruction that the human being is capable of.

And we all want to work for peace.

People want peace.

I would invite the citizens of all the countries involved to contact the authorities, political leaders, congressmen, to ask them, tell them to work for peace and to reject war always.

Thank you very much.

Okay.

Oh, my God.

Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.

I know you're a.

You know, you don't believe in my Invisible sky buddy and all this other shit.

I get all that.

And Bud bugger things.

He's in Chicago, right?

Yeah, he grew up in Chicago.

But he also.

Why does he sound like Italian?

Like, he speaks Spanish, he speaks English.

I think he speaks Italian also.

He's very smart.

He's very smart.

No, I'm not taking away from his intelligence.

I'm just saying, why, if he's.

Is he from America?

I think he grew up in the Chicago area.

If I'm.

I'm not 100% sure, but I know he lived in Chicago for.

He doesn't sound like he's from Chicago.

No, but he did.

Well, he did a lot of.

What is it when they go into another country and try to convert people, whatever that's called.

Somebody help me out in the chat.

So he recruiting?

Yeah, he did recruiting.

All right.

And he.

And he speaks fluent Spanish.

All right, so he's the.

Now the Pope.

Now what?

He's a White Sox fan.

He is the White Sox.

He is a White Sox fan.

Bob called him a loser.

You didn't say that part.

All right, now listen.

Oh, mission.

Thank you, miss.

Thank you, Shane McShane.

Thank you, Shane McShrane.

I appreciate that.

I can't think right now.

There comes a point in the show where I'm trying to produce and things aren't going wrong.

Things are going not well or wrong, and I start to get all miscombobulated and I still have to talk.

So sorry, people.

You're stuck with me.

Or you can hit.

Stop Mingo, you dolt.

Yes.

So what do you expect the Pope to say?

He wants peace.

He doesn't want war.

Right.

I don't understand how that is such a horrible thing.

He didn't mention Trump's name.

He didn't say anything.

Well, Trump goes on a fucking tirade, and like Trump does, so the reporters ask him, what do you think about Pope Leo?

Now, again, I didn't get the real audio, but I got the baby's audio, which to me is even funnier.

And if you're listening to this as a audio podcast, I apologize, but this is pretty good.

So they catch him outside of an airplane and they're asking him questions.

Trump is a baby.

Trump, is this like, as a little kid?

Yes.

Okay.

Why did you attack Pope Leo on Truth Social?

I don't think he's doing a very good job.

He likes crime, I guess.

He.

He hit us.

Think of it.

He's worried about fear.

What about the fear when the ministers and the priests and the.

All of those great people that were arrested during COVID and in many cases, they're outside, 10ft apart, and they were arrested.

So we don't like it.

We don't like a Pope that's going to say that it's okay to have a nuclear weapon.

We don't want a Pope that says crime is okay in our cities.

I don't like it.

I'm not a big fan of Pope Leo.

He's a very liberal person.

And he's a man that doesn't believe in stopping crime.

He's a man that doesn't think that we should be doing with a country that wants a nuclear weapons so they can blow up the world.

I'm not.

I'm not a fan of Pope Leo.

Diaper diplomacy anyhow.

That's.

That was weird.

That was a weird take for him.

Like, again, you cannot take and say anything that is derogatory towards Trump.

He'll bury you.

I mean, look what he does.

Look what he.

It's a Marjorie Taylor Brown or Marjorie Trader Brown.

Oh, that's right.

You know, so most kaijakirs that you're quite liberal.

Yes.

Right.

Yeah.

Oh, and here you go.

But says he's not poping very well.

Make a great pope.

I'd bless people the best.

It'd be great.

More good in the Vatican.

He's not a good.

I think, you know.

Yeah.

On the Pope, that's like, come on, dude.

Like, you could just.

You just ignore that guy.

Like, maybe you let him like you.

A lot of people who.

What is it that Bob says here?

He's digging holes with his base.

The base kind of a lot of the bass is our fan is the Pope, right?

Yeah.

How can you.

Okay.

How could you not be a fan of the Pope?

And again, of course he's going to be liberal.

He's for peace and people.

He's at a Pope.

Yeah, he's at a pope.

He's over there.

He's the Pope.

Now, that's interesting that he would be liberal, but you'd think he'd be more conservative now.

I got to be honest with you.

I think if Jesus himself showed up and said, you know, my people, why are we doing this?

Why.

Why are we having countries bombing people?

Children are dying.

The innocents are dying.

Trump would be like, you know this Jesus guy, I used to like him.

He was a really good guy, but now I don't like him so much.

You know, he doesn't like what I do, so fuck that guy.

Is he okay with the Moose labs getting a nuclear weapon and bombing Israel?

Because that's what they're going to do.

I'm trying to stop it.

What are you doing, Jesus?

You're just sitting around there saying, well, you know all my people.

I could just.

What are you doing, Jesus?

I don't see you doing anything to stop the wars.

You know, why don't you walk out on the water and start picking up all those Iranian mines so we can get the oil through the straight.

Our Hormel, Chile.

You know, you can walk on water.

Can you grab a couple mines while you're doing it?

You know, if you're the king of kings, if you're God and, you know, the Son of God, do you think you can go over there and talk some sense into these Muslims?

You know, I could use a little help here.

I can't do all the things myself,.

But says, did you see the picture of me healing the guy in the hospital bed with the guy in the cap eating a donut?

I did that.

And then Jesus goes, well, that was AI.

And you just stole somebody's meme.

It was.

It's stolen.

It was borrowed.

And the other thing.

You can't steal a meme.

You're sharing meme.

You know something?

This Jesus guy, you know, I tried talking to him, but he doesn't make any sense.

Jesus doesn't make any sense.

Okay, so he rose from the dead.

Who can't do that?

You know, I haven't tried yet.

I might try.

You never know.

I can't believe you shoot me in the head.

I managed.

I'm okay.

I band that on for a few days.

I'm good.

That's what you get when you.

That's what you get.

A little more Trump voice, please.

That's what you get.

He's so ridiculous.

It's so ridiculous.

Like, I would.

Yes.

I always think of all the ships.

Nailed to a cross.

They would have nailed Trump to a cross.

I would have stopped them from nailing me to the cross.

I would fight them.

There was no way they would do it.

And if they did, it would have to be a golden cross with golden nails.

I would never be nailed to just a wooden cross.

That's ridiculous.

I would never be nailed.

Only the best for me.

Jesus Christ.

I don't.

I don't understand.

Like.

Like, he was doing so well when he.

When he first got to be president.

He was very diplomatic.

He didn't get into these fights.

And now he's a year in.

He's like this.

I'm not taking this from everybody.

I'm gonna tell him how I feel.

And, you know, he's back in the bathroom, and all I can see is, what's the name of the.

The.

Who's the one that helps us?

Chief of staff.

What's her name?

I can't think of her name.

Susie.

Susie.

Susie's like, he's in the bathroom and she's in there.

Get off that phone.

Stop.

I'm just saying.

Leave me alone.

I'm taking a Dump.

Stop tweeting.

Block Internet access.

Please, no more tweets for you.

Hey, I'm the president.

Who shut off the Internet.

Turn that Bluetooth back on.

I've got call Elon.

Get me Skylink.

Elon, my phone don't work.

Stop on.

Get Elon on the phone.

Sparky says, just like all others, the second term they let loose now.

So you don't.

I think the.

The probably should back off.

You know something?

I think the Jews have it right.

He's not the same year.

How many chapters are you up to on your Bible reading?

There's no chapters.

I don't.

Is it chapters?

I don't know.

I just get up in the morning.

And I read books.

Whatever.

I don't know.

Sections.

I don't know.

Isn't it book?

It is.

It's the Bible.

Yeah, it's the book.

The book.

Well, no, but the sections within it.

Yeah.

You know something that probably is chapters.

It's the book of this, the book of that.

The book.

Yeah.

Yeah.

I'm in the book of Genesis.

Chapter Genesis.

I think we're through Genesis now.

I think I'm in John right now, if I'm not mistaken.

Oh, that's very interesting.

John's in John.

There you go.

How far is that?

I think I'm about a quarter of the way through.

I gotta be honest with you.

I mean, I'm powering through this, but I'm not really having, you know, I'm not really enjoying it.

Show us.

Jose says books, Chapter six, the third verse.

Yeah.

Okay.

Thank you.

All right, so here's the deal.

I'm going to tell you.

I'll be straight with you.

I'm not reading the Bible.

Okay.

What I'm doing is I'm listening to.

There's a.

A podcast called the Bible in One Year.

So every morning I get a.

Every morning I get a.

An episode to.

To listen to and.

Give me a second.

I. I did this morning.

So where is it?

It's called Bible in a Year with Father Mike Schmidt.

And then like the ballplayer, like.

Yeah, the Phillies.

So let me see which this is we're talking about in Judas's life.

The 11th Commandment.

Words.

Daddy likes it tight of the conviction to the disciples before his death on the cross.

Yeah.

Because we're just going through Easter.

Okay.

Yeah.

See, today's readings were John, John 13:15 and Proverbs 6:6 to 6:11.

So I was right.

It was John.

I was right.

I was just asking if you're still reading it.

Okay.

Or listening.

Reading along.

Listening along while listening along.

Yeah, it's.

The thing about it is.

Here's the other thing being being raised Catholic, the whole thing of up to the Bible is, you know, I've heard it so many times.

Right.

Very good, Duchess.

Yes.

The Phillies reference.

Who's the priest reading the Bible?

Father John McGillicuddy.

What's his name?

John.

Father John.

Oh, no.

Father Michael Schmidt.

Yeah.

Mike Schmidt from the Phillies.

That's what I said.

I said that like a minute ago.

Okay, Sparky, Giddyconnie.

Thank you, Sparky.

Thank you.

I'm validated.

Okay.

All right, so the comments depends on which version you're reading.

Bud Vugger says you need to get an Ethiopian Bible.

Shut up.

Shut up.

Okay.

I was reading some Bible and it was working out well.

And Deuce goes, oh, no, you got to get the Catholic Bible.

Now you're there.

Get the Ethiopian Bible.

The Bible's the.

Hold on.

Stay right there.

Oh, now we're gonna hear it.

All right, well, he can.

You can listen while I read it.

Says he's in the Book of Clerks.

Jose says Bonnie Blue did an audiobook of the Bible.

No way.

Okay, so here we go.

I have the Catholic Bible.

Okay.

Then I have the book Bible in a year.

Then I have the one they're reading to you.

You brought the read along.

Yeah, I did, because I thought I was going to read.

Then I have the study guide, the stud.

Are you feeling that?

Oh, no.

Jamingo is trying to read again.

Oh, dear.

Did you.

Did you highlight stuff like.

Are there any passages that are, like, so, like, call to you?

Do you highlight them?

Right now is probably the third time that I've held those books in my hand.

All right?

You just move them from pile to pile.

I wake up in the.

This is what I do.

I wake up in the morning, and I go right to Father Michael Schmidt, and I listen to the podcast, and then afterwards he talks about it.

Is there a test after I read it?

No, thank God.

Sparky goes, read, quote.

I listened to it.

Okay, well, that's fine.

I mean, look, some people.

It helps them learn.

Learn more.

Better if they hear it.

And then some people can read along, and then some people can just read, you know?

So it's all.

It's all how it gets absorbed in the big old nog in there.

That's fine.

Okay.

I know you guys, I. I told you about Father Mike Schmidt years ago.

Bob's.

Bob's really, really needs some help right here.

And Bob says, my sky buddies, Uncle Buzz.

Uncle Buzz.

Yeah, yeah, the guy that went to.

The movie, he went up and came back down, so.

Yes.

Hey, before we.

I just want to do something.

Did you see the Canada?

I gotta tell you this about Canada.

They have to be the weirdest country I've ever seen in my entire life.

Yeah.

All right, so again, they are so into, like, uplifting.

Everybody except your basic whites.

Everybody's great.

Except you white people.

You scumbag white people.

So they were.

They're.

They're lifting up now, The.

The lgbtq, right?

No, not.

Not them.

So here.

Here they are.

So this is a drag queen, and she's upstage.

And again, everybody's in a mask.

Are you kidding?

Okay, go ahead.

Not.

The drag queens are contagious.

Some lady.

Yeah, she don't want to catch the drag.

She don't want to catch the gay.

She's afraid she's going to catch the queer.

Keep the.

Away from me.

Two of them.

Okay?

We will not let fear win.

A world without trans people has never existed.

A world without drag has never existed, and it never will.

Queer people have always been here amongst us.

They are our co workers.

They are our brothers, our sisters.

They're our mothers, our fathers.

They're our families.

Drag is art.

Drag is culture.

Drag is educational.

Drag is creative.

Drag is comedy.

But drag is not a crime.

My name is Scarlet Bobo, and thank.

You so much for your time.

Okay.

I gotta be honest with you.

I don't freaking.

Huh?

Oh, my God.

I don't think it's a crime.

No, I think it's fine.

Everybody thinks it's art.

Okay?

Everything weird.

I 100 agree with.

I'm.

I'm not one over there yelling, that's not me.

I'm not doing that.

I don't.

I don't.

I don't care that people do that.

And he's not.

He's not.

He.

She.

The drag queen that said that was not wrong.

Right?

In the fact that drag has always been around.

Queer people have always been around.

I 100% believe that.

That's okay.

Nobody's disputing that.

All right?

But now they've changed it.

It's not LGBTQ anymore.

Now it is.

Oh, yeah?

Well, this deal with the ongoing Genocide of MMIWG2SLGQIA.

This is abhorrent.

I gotta be honest with you.

That's a lot of letters that she rolled off.

I was very impressed with this.

Like, there's.

You could give me a week to practice this, and I don't think that I could have Just came out.

Deal with the ongoing genocide of MMIWG2SLGBTQIA+.

This is abhorrent.

Yeah, it's important.

You're gonna try to make more people.

Jesus Christ.

Not funny.

Haha.

Funny queer.

Oh, so Sparky kind of had it like, mm, I V, qq, BBAA plus, whatever, xyz, pdq.

I don't know.

Stop.

Stop.

And what you notice is now you're.

You're mashing in on.

On the trans folks, and now they're not gonna like it.

Like, the trans folks mashed in on the gay folks, and the gay folks didn't like it because, you know, LGBT B.

And then they started adding the T and the Q and the IA plus, and now they're adding the mma.

Here's the deal.

There are two L and G. That's it.

Lg.

You have your lesbians and your gays.

Everything after that is a fetish.

You could say the B's, but the B's are either L's or G's when.

They want to be B's, like the L's and the G's.

Right.

You know what I mean?

So really, there's only, like, everybody.

So there's as.

There's two genders, male and female.

There are two homosexual groups, which are gays and lesbians.

After that, everything is just a fetish.

And look at me.

That's all.

Stop it.

Stop it.

You're confusing everybody.

You got to make it all about yourselves, you bunch of hag fags.

Right?

Fag.

Hags.

All right, Duchess.

Wait a minute.

Jamie.

What was that?

So what was the.

The woman said that.

What?

She said that politician.

The.

The acronym that she used is.

Which says.

It sounds like a Wi Fi password.

Yes.

Which is pretty funny.

It's MMIWG2SLG.

You can't even say QQIA plus you can't get through.

I had to read it.

I don't know.

I know.

Of course I'm reading it.

It's crazy.

And I read much more better than you.

Much more better than me.

Much more better about me.

Yes.

So.

But that.

So what?

That stands for.

Monkeys and mooks.

No, no.

Missing and murdered indigenous women, girls two.

Spirit, lesbian, gay, bisexual, transgender queer, questioning, intersex and asexual plus people.

Oh, it's okay.

I'm transgender.

Oh, I. I had no idea.

Do whatever you want.

All the time.

All right, so here, I'm gonna copy it, and I'm gonna throw it in the chat, because why not?

Okay, there you go, folks.

Okay, that that is your WI FI password because nobody will get it right.

Even you.

If you ever get locked out of your password, you'll never find it again.

How many people are changing their WI fi?

You'll be able to get into anybody's WI FI password because that's all you have to do.

Try that and password and you'll get into 50% of the WiFi around the United States.

I would imagine by now.

I've not heard of.

I don't.

I didn't know.

Like, I thought there was just one cue for queer.

I didn't know one was questioning, like, isn't that just bisexual?

Now it's questioning.

Well, I'm not.

I'm not really.

Listen.

I haven't sucked a dick or licked the push yet.

I'm not really sure what I want to do.

I'm just questioning.

I'm over here going, questioning.

I. I don't.

And then asexual plot.

I'm again.

L. I thought it was just lgbtq.

That's it.

And then I.

A. I didn't know there was an extra the two Spirit.

The B and the Q and the T and the A and I and the.

Plus Forget LG.

Can't we all just be happy?

Why does everybody need a fucking little special?

Right?

That's all.

You know, it's okay.

I mean.

Yeah.

And then the fact that we.

I don't understand how we have gay.

And then we put missing and murdered indigenous women and girls in here because.

They want to show.

What does that have to do with.

With gay and lesbian.

Are they gay?

Missing, murdered women?

Like, I don't.

I'm just gonna tell you this.

I'm so confused by this.

They.

Oh, let me suck your dick.

That's one way of looking at it.

Yeah.

You could be quite.

That could be questioning.

Who knows, man?

That sounded pretty serious to me.

I'm just sick of all this making a big deal over nothing.

And then again, this is how people can be a victim is because they go, oh, I'm questioning.

And I have a.

A bar through my eye.

And my hair is like 17 colors.

It would never be on a human being.

And I've shaved half my eyebrow off.

And.

And people are looking at me funny.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Because you're.

You look like a clown.

And here again, drag people be.

Go have your shows and dance around and prance around and do your thing and sing and all that stuff that you want to do and live your life.

Live your life.

No one's saying you can't stay away from the children.

Okay, you know, we don't need you to educate the children.

All right?

Stay away from the children and stay out of the ladies room.

Well, you know what if you had to go pee, I would imagine if you're in drag and you had to go pee and you were somewhere where it was, I would say go into the ladies room because they'll be okay with you.

But the guys, you walk in and the guys will piss all over the wall, you know, so don't do that.

I know there's some very.

There's.

Well, you seem to fall for a very pretty drag queen, so.

Yeah.

But, you know, it's funny, it's interesting because I just noticed this in the article when I had to Google what all that meant.

I know it said it excludes indigenous missing boys and straight men, so.

Fuck them.

Yeah, them.

Fuck them.

Well, just wanted to bring up a point.

It's almost everybody.

Yeah, but you just glossed over something, and again, you just did that thing while you fell for.

I did not fall for a ladyboy.

I was amazed how much that that man passed for a woman that looked just like a woman.

That was amazing to me.

I didn't fall for.

That's a.

See, this is the rape thing all over again.

You just.

You just happy dance and throw something out there.

Like, officer, yeah.

You fell for ladybug.

I'm not sitting there.

Like, again, I don't even.

I've never seen this guy.

Again, it does not include ladyboys.

You're very, very sensitive about ladies.

Well, again, I just don't want to be misrepresented, that's all.

It's not fair.

I want to suck a dick.

Okay, Bob says, I fell for a trans that fixes lawns.

Mow.

Oh, okay, so I forgot about this.

So I'm going through my.

My social media feed, and then it says.

So you go.

And it outs you.

It'll out you.

So it says, boomer, Bob likes this.

And I go, what's this?

And here it's a woman, and she's taking.

Tearing apart an engine.

And I'm thinking to myself, wow, this is pretty cool.

This woman knows a lot about mechanics.

No, no, don't say.

Don't put words in my mouth.

I said, this is pretty cool.

She's really good at this.

And it goes to show you that women can do this kind of work, too, if they really like it and enjoy it.

And then we find out that it's a trance, it's a trans woman, and it's actually a dude.

Okay.

What the.

Like, God damn it.

Isn't there anything safe anymore?

And now.

And now it's in your feed.

Yeah, now listen, I follow her on Instagram the other day.

She found or she bought a Chrysler outboard motor that didn't run and she took it apart and got it working.

And all you say the other day.

So you're still watching her?

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

She's talented.

What's wrong?

Yeah, she does.

She does neat things.

She finds stuff and gets it working.

I think it's fascinating.

John wants his initial and the pronoun.

No, no, I'm just.

Yeah, I do.

You're right.

Thank you, Razor Roll.

You're right, Shane McShane.

What I want is.

I want an S, which stands for straight.

Yes, a straight guy.

Just a regular old old fashioned straight guy.

Wah wah.

Yeah, nothing exciting.

Oh, those dinosaurs.

Oh, those old white guys.

What do they want?

Just fuck me, daddy.

All right, I guess we'll have to do the.

The Clerks review next week.

Is that what we should.

No, we're going to do Clerks right now.

Oh, we are?

We're going to go over.

You're going to talk about Clerks?

Yep.

All right.

So I can't keep everybody waiting.

Clerks to, to watch and review.

And I never watched this movie before because I'm not a fan of the stoner loser guy that doesn't work, that lives in his mom's basement.

And I never, I never liked those movies, but I figured, okay, let me watch this.

Because everybody talks about, well, how good it is.

All right?

So I thought it was going to be your typical slacker movie, you know, to knit with friends.

No drive for success, muddling through their boring life doing stupid shit.

And at first it did.

It didn't disappoint because it's exactly what they were doing watching that movie.

To me watching that movie, you could almost smell the rancid cooking oil, cigarette smoke, and a hint of loser that the story was all about.

It's about two high school friends in their 30s working at a converted gas station, which was a Quick Mart until the one time the guy goes in the morning, he opens up the door and the whole fucking place is on fire.

And apparently the other nitwit left the coffee pot on one too many times and burnt the quit mark down.

So now they go and they get a job at a fast food place, which is called Movies, which is.

It's all based in New Jersey.

I, you know, I. I just knew that this was what the movie was.

What I didn't realize was how much I was gonna enjoy this movie.

Really.

The dialogue is surprisingly good.

The best character, hands down, is Randall.

He has the best dialogue.

He walks around and he just throws stuff out.

And to be honest with you, he reminds me of a lot of me because he's talking to his, his buddy and he mixes up Anne Frank with Helen Keller.

And he's talking to, saying Helen Keller can't see it on.

He's like, are you.

You mean Anne Frank?

He's like, whatever.

What's the difference?

And then here's another thing that everybody's not gonna like Kevin Smith and the guy Silent J.

They could not even be in Silent Bob.

Silent Bob and Jay and.

Okay, is the blonde guy okay?

Kevin, you could take them out of the movie.

The movie would be just as good.

They, they really serve no purpose in that movie whatsoever.

I don't even know.

Matter of fact, they kind of detract from it.

Jay and Silent Bob, that's it.

So.

And I don't know, J's the tall, skinny white guy with the white guy hair.

And then Silent Bob is Kevin Smith, who all he does in the movie is make faces and smoke cigarettes.

That's all he does in the whole movie.

Wow, that's great.

Good for him.

But like Tarantino, he puts himself in his own movies.

But the cast.

The guy that plays Randall, the other guy that plays Dante.

There's two women in there.

The one is Rosario Dawson.

She does a great job in this movie.

She's very pretty.

She's very pretty.

That's Cory Booker's ex.

Yeah.

All right, so, Duchess, I have a few scenes if you wouldn't mind.

Okay, you might like.

Here.

This is Randall.

And here he goes.

I don't mind people snickering at the stupid uniform I've gotta wear, but I'll be damned if I'm gonna let some self righteous lucky turd come in here and treat me and Dante like we're a couple of fucking porch monkeys.

Randall.

Uh, I'm sorry.

He, he, he didn't really just say what I think he said.

What?

Porch monkeys?

Randall, what the fuck is wrong with you?

I want my money back right now.

Of course.

Um, you know what?

Here, take this on us.

No, no, no.

I'm not eating something that was cooked by some cracker ass hate manga.

I will.

Baby, you can't taste racism.

What?

Baby, you can't taste racism.

Okay.

Racism, porch monkeys.

Calm down.

I do like Wanda Sykes.

She did an excellent job in that movie.

She.

You know, I've Never seen this.

So that.

See?

Oh, yeah, yeah.

So, well, then she looks like the emoji.

Okay, so then afterwards, they had a.

They had.

I broke this down a little bit because I didn't want it to be too long.

So this is right after they walk out.

And then the manager and Dante talk to Randall.

When I was a kid, she told me to always treat the Jewish kids well or they'd put the sheeny curse on me.

Whoops, wrong one.

That's.

Hold on.

I screwed up.

My mistake.

Here we go.

This is the one.

Are you trying to show us, too?

Because we don't see it, of course.

Not that it matters, I suppose.

Here we go.

Are you out of your fucking mind?

What?

What's the big deal?

Since when is it a crime to say porch monkey?

Oh, I don't know.

Since forever.

Why?

Because porch monkey's a racial slur against black people.

No, it's not.

Nigger is Randall.

Did Randall just call Mr. Dante a nigger?

Shut up, Elias.

I didn't just call Dante a nigger.

I just said that nigger is a racial slur.

So is porch monkey.

Oh, it is not.

Coon, spook, spade, mooly, jigaboo, nignog.

Those are racial slurs.

Porch monkey is not.

I'm going to pretend like this conversation didn't happen.

Elias, go pick up that fucking mess.

And you are this close to getting shit cans.

She goes, kill me now.

So, anyhow,.

Of course.

You like that scene.

Oh, this one was amazing.

So then they were talking about his grandmother.

Amazing.

Yeah, his grandmother, where he learned that porch monkey was not a racial slur.

When I was a kid, she told me to always treat the Jewish kids well or they'd put the sheeny curse on me.

What the fuck, man?

What?

Sheenies a racial slur, too.

Oh, it is not.

Yes, it is.

Well, she never called any Jews sheeny.

She just used to say sheeny curse a lot.

And it was cute.

It wasn't cute.

It was racist.

Look, my grandmother did refer to a broken beer bottle once as a nigger knife.

Oh, my God.

I don't like this movie.

That Edward stole my bike.

I don't like this movie.

All right, listen, it was very, very good.

The.

The thing that made it the best for me was something that.

I had no idea.

Oh, there's more.

Okay, Is there more?

Is there more?

So Dante is supposedly getting married blacks.

There's.

Dante's getting married.

Which one was Dante?

Dante is the one.

The.

Not the racist one.

The one who was like, okay, the.

One yelling at him for being racist.

That's Dante.

All right, so Randall wants to get Dante a going away present.

Cause that's his last day at the.

At the fast food place.

He's moving with his girlfriend down to Atlanta and they're gonna get married.

So he goes and he orders a.

Like a strip show, but it's with a donkey.

Okay.

Oh.

The reason I bring this is.

All right, Duchess.

I want to.

I want to bring this up here and tell me who this guy immediately reminds you of.

Who's the dancer?

I can't see his face.

Hang on, let me see if I can get it.

Nothing.

I don't.

I can't see his face.

You can't see the guy with the bald head?

It's all blue.

It's this big on my fucking screen.

All right, hang on, hang on.

Let me go to this next.

Sorry.

Yeah.

Does it look like micro?

Because if it is, that's not micro.

He's.

All right.

So anyhow, he's dancing with a donkey.

Yeah, he's dancing with a donkey.

And they think there's a female that's supposed to come out there and have sex with this donkey.

That's what this is about.

So then Randall goes and finds out that there's no female, and it's going to be the guy.

Yo, Mercury, where's Kelly?

Right.

All right.

Who does that look like again?

Now I'm looking at it at the bottom of my screen and it's that big.

Excuse me.

It's literally like my fault.

Who does that look like?

Stop it.

I don't know.

You're just.

You're doing this on purpose.

You know.

Exactly.

What's the chat saying?

I guarantee if I bring up the chat, it's going to tell you who that is, who that looks like.

Okay, here we go.

Mike Rowe.

Now, Aaron, stop it.

Kinky.

I'm going down the chat list.

Here we go.

Kinky.

Kelly.

Oh, I figured it was.

I didn't know.

Whatever Sparky says.

Sorry, Sparky.

Dominic, the donkey.

We can't see it.

You can't see the bounty hunter?

I thought that's the.

Kelly is the donkey.

Nobody put anything in the comments.

If that don't look like Doug from who's Right, I don't know my business.

Are you out of your mind?

Do I have to go pick it.

Pick a picture of Doug from who's Right.

Clearly I need a picture of the fucking.

Whoever this guy is because it's all blue and blurry.

Oh, my God.

It looks exactly like Doug.

From who's Right.

I couldn't stop looking at this thing because I was like, I can't wa.

I can't look at Doug from who's Right Again without seeing him with this donkey.

Okay?

But this donkey's a dude.

Kelly can be a guy's name to.

On the back of his shirt.

He has porch monkey for life.

Oh, my God.

There's not going to be any chick who the going to blow the donkey.

Doug.

Oh,.

I have a huge boner right now.

So anyhow, that was great movie.

Awesome.

All right, so you.

I'll tell you.

So I'll tell you what I thought about it.

All right.

Okay, I give it.

I gotta tell you, I give four out of four and a half out of five stars.

I really like that.

You like the movie that.

Where a guy sucked a donkey off the dialogue.

Listen, I just brought that up because I can't believe that nobody thinks that that doesn't look exactly like Doug from who's Right.

I couldn't even fucking discern a face.

Stop it.

Don't be yelling at me.

I can't.

All right, Helen Keller, if you can sit there and look at that, tell.

Me it's not my fault that you envisioned Doug in anything.

That's not my fault.

Stop it.

He looks exactly like Doug from who's Right.

Okay?

When you go back and watch this on Fucking Rumble, you let me know how crystal clear I. I listen.

I can't get it out of my head.

Every time I see whatever I see Doug, I see him in leather dancing around a donkey.

Okay, For a dude who loves donkeys, good for you.

Yeah, I'm saying it's.

He looked just like Doug from who's Right.

I'll never be able to look at Doug again without visualizing the donkey sex scene and Clerks too.

All right, well, because you interact with Doug so much, so I guess it'll matter.

I don't.

But context matters.

Okay?

So, yeah, 4.4out of 5.4.5 out of 5 stars for that movie.

I liked it.

I really did.

I thought was good for a slacker movie.

The dialogue was surprisingly good.

Silent Bob and.

And Jay.

Jay and Silent Bob.

You could take them out of the movie and the movie would be just as good.

I have.

No.

The only reason that they're in there is so they can get acting credits.

That's the only thing I.

Or maybe they wrote it.

It.

Oh, it's Kevin Smith's movie, so.

Yeah, yeah, he wrote it.

They.

There's no reason whatsoever.

They don't add Anything to the movie at all?

Nothing.

You have to go back and watch this.

I'm looking at on Rumble now, and it's just like a blurry, pixelated dude.

Okay.

That's all I see.

Well, I guess I should have pulled.

I guess I should have pulled better.

I. I tried to.

Listen, you know how hard it was for me just to find those clips right there?

I'm sure it was.

They're not out there very easily to find.

Silent Bob was a director.

Yeah, that's the only reason they're in there.

The characters add nothing to the movie.

Nothing was.

Made some money on it, so good for him.

He's like Quentin Tarantino.

Like, sometimes he doesn't need to be in it, but he's in it.

Yeah, but Clinton Tarantino actually can act like that.

That one scene in.

I know what scene you're talking about.

He just wanted to say the N word.

And he certainly got a chance to say it over and over.

No, no, no, no.

You don't know what I see.

Again, you don't know what I'm thinking about.

What movie is Quentin Tarantino?

It's the one with John Travolta and.

In Pulp Fiction.

Pulp Fiction.

In Pulp Fiction, Right.

What scene?

When the.

When John Travolta is bringing Uma Thurman to.

She overdosed.

And he's like, don't bring that to my house.

And all of a sudden you hear the crash.

That wasn't.

That wasn't Quentin Tarantino's house.

That's Quentin Tarantino's house.

Tarantino's house was the one where they brought the dead guy.

They shot spoilers, by the way.

And he said this and that.

The whole.

That's eczema coffee.

Yeah, that's him.

He's the one that stabbed her in the chest with the.

With the needle.

No, John Travolta stabbed her, okay?

But he was there.

He was telling her how to do it.

He was the drug dealer.

Am I wrong?

Am I out of my mind?

Sure.

Chad, help me out here.

He could actually act.

I'm wrong.

Get the fuck out of here.

That's it.

I don't care.

I gotta go now.

You don't care that you're wrong.

Up in art form?

You're telling me that you don't even.

Know who Quentin Tarantino is?

Yes, I do.

He wasn't the one that was in the bathrobe with his wife there with one of the Arquette sisters with the nose ring.

That wasn't him.

He was at his house where they Took all his towels.

When the wolf showed up and said, give me all your towels.

I will pay you.

And when he gives him all the money that.

In the morning when they show up,.

I don't care what it is in the film.

The scene where she's not the dealer, that's.

That's Eric Stoltz stoles.

Okay, I'm wrong.

Thank you for the men who said John's wrong but did not listen to me.

But I could have sworn that was Clinton.

I could have sworn that was.

All right, I was wrong.

You're right.

Who'd you think it was?

I thought it was Quentin Tarantino.

Quentin Tarantino.

Clinton.

Quentin Tarantino.

Clinton Colantino.

Yeah, the Tarantino.

Him.

Now I can't even think how to say.

I can't take it out to say his name right now.

Quentin Tarantino.

No, whatever.

Doesn't work.

Quentin Tarantino.

Tarantino.

And Harvey Keitel was the wolf who says, I'll be there 15 minutes away.

He gets there in eight.

You know, the whole shebang.

Gotcha.

Okay.

I thought I could have sworn he was the.

The drug dealer.

The one.

Quentin Taran to Toronto.

That's it.

Yeah.

All right, Dutch.

Morris.

Morris.

Yeah, Morris.

Morris.

That's not him, John, you're wrong.

Yeah.

Now, if I would have bet, I'm.

Good thing we didn't bet money, because I had to bet money.

That's too bad.

I was looking for.

I was looking for clips.

I was.

I was on my way over to YouTube right now to find the clip, but to show everybody how wrong I was.

Wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong.

Do you ever see Scrubs?

No.

Oh, it's too bad I don't.

Like one of the doctors does that, and it's just fantastic.

Does what?

Favorite bits.

He corrects people, and he goes, wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong.

It's Dr. Cox.

You'd like him.

Maybe.