Lady Boy | Episode 297

We're from Jersey, baby, baby.

And you're not.

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Hey, everybody.

Welcome in to the Boomer Bonker.

I am your host, John Domingo, and alongside me, Mrs.

Jamingo.

From what I understand, yes, apparently I am Mrs.

Jamingo.

Every morning, usually on Twitter, Spaces Bruce from the Weathered View.

He has a podcast where you can come on and.

And they do a show about whatever's going on on their drive to work.

It's a great show.

I love it.

I really enjoy it.

That being said, there's this one guy, his name's Alf.

He is like a laxative.

He irritates the shit out of me.

And the reason being is because he's a bit of a know it all and.

And cond.

You know, condescending.

A condescending know it all.

And it bothers me.

So sometimes when I'm not there or whatever they.

I guess he.

He must have got the hint that I'm not a big fan of his.

So he says the duchess a little bit.

Yeah.

I don't think he's.

I don't think John's a fan.

And so I have some audio here of what happened.

Yeah, what happened?

This is from Friday.

This is from Friday show.

So.

Speaking of that, I think I pissed off Johnny yesterday.

I didn't even know I wasn't trying.

I just am.

Oh, domestic abus.

Oh, wow.

Tell us more.

Just talking about.

Sorry, I don't mean to even laugh.

Well, I think you and John may have some strong opinions.

John doesn't hold back either, so he's a good dude.

I.

I don't have a problem with John.

I don't.

I just think he doesn't like.

He's an opinionated man.

What am I gonna say?

But does John really like anybody?

No.

Really?

He tolerates me, so it's a good thing.

John is.

Is a good guy.

He really is.

Don't let all that fluster.

Wait.

Did you ask him to marry you?

Yes.

That's what we do.

No, no, I'm serious.

Did you.

No.

Is that what.

Did you ask him to marry you or did he.

We're not married.

No, that's.

No.

No, not at all.

Oh, no, No.

I thought this was your husband.

Just hang out.

I hang out with John.

We podcast together.

Jamingo is.

Fun.

Oh, okay.

Okay.

So that's what I got.

That's what I got yesterday.

I'm like, there's the name of our show, Mrs.

Jimingo.

I don't think there's going to be another Mrs.

Jamingo.

There's already one and done.

I think.

No, there will not be another Mrs.

Domingo.

That's for sure.

That's for sure.

I.

I don't know.

But my favorite part of that, I have to jump it is Bruce, like, falling out, laughing.

Just.

Ah.

Like, just.

Well, it took everybody a second to realize that.

He's like, it was only the three of us.

Yeah.

It's like, wait a minute.

What.

What's he saying is they're married?

No, they're not married.

Ridiculous.

But anyhow, so it's a fun show.

You know what?

It.

It's tough to get a word in on that show because you've got a lot of alpha mics on that show.

And anyhow, it's.

It's fun.

And I thought that was funny, so I.

You're not.

He's not the first one that thought that.

We are dating or a couple.

A couple?

Yeah.

They think we're a couple.

Listen, one way for me to ruin a relationship is to date them.

Once I start dating them, it's just meow.

Right off the cliff.

Yeah, I'm tough to let Paul know.

I'm tough to get along with.

You are challenging.

I am a challenging dude.

Yeah, I understand that.

And listen, I gotta be honest with you.

Hey, coach, the longer that I, you know, the older I get, the worse it gets.

It really does.

Hey, look who's in the.

Look who's in the chat fails again.

Soft was getting beat up the other day in the discord.

They.

They.

They were beating up on a pretty good.

I felt bad for Soft.

The.

The Dave verse got a hold of them like hyenas.

Got a hold of a wildebeest and they were dragging him around.

You just eat, eat.

They're young.

It's just awful.

Yeah, they're so awful.

Oh, my God.

So.

All right, I.

I gotta talk about the elephant in the room besides me is the Philadelphia Eagles are making news because somehow, somewhere, someone said, oh, the Philadelphia Eagles, they won't go to the White House because of Donald Trump.

Now, they didn't go in 2017, 2018, when they won the super bowl that time, because Trump just Trump.

Now, you have to understand, the owner of the Philadelphia Eagles is Jeffrey Lurie.

Jeffrey Lurie made his money in movies and shit, so he's into Hollywood crowd and they're staunch Democrats.

I'm just giving you the backstory that why he might not want to go to the White House because you know what happens if you go and do anything to support Trump?

Well, that's just, you know, they, they.

So what?

People are going to just be like, not my Eagles.

Not my Eagles.

Like half the people will leave the team.

No, no, no.

That's the, that's the thing about this is, yeah, Eagle fans don't give a shit.

Listen, I'm going to give you my opinion.

Well, maybe if they don't go, it's a dick move.

In other words, it's a dick move.

You should just go, all right, and here's my problem, people.

We.

No one teaches manners anymore.

There's no teaching of manners.

No one has any manners.

You know, there's.

How many times did you go to work with.

And you have to work with somebody that daily.

Yeah.

That you want to take your finger and stick it in their eye.

I mean, you can't stand it.

But you have to be civil with them.

Okay.

Yeah.

This is the same thing.

All right, You've won the super bowl with that.

There's come some perks.

Or not so many perks.

One of the things is you put on a fucking suit, you get on a bus, you go to the White House, you have a couple McDoubles with the president, and then seriously, speaking of.

McDonald's, it's not what they eat, right?

Yeah.

Look at soft weekly Democrat du Jour.

Every one team should go.

It's an honor to be invited to the way.

Now, look, some players aren't going to go because, well, either vacation or conflicts of interest or whatever.

And maybe there's some tools in there that don't like the president and they don't want to go.

That's not.

If you.

Listen, if you're rehabbing, you have prior plans or something like that.

Yes.

You get a pass because.

But if you don't want to go.

Bullshit.

Put on a fucking suit, get on that fucking bus and go on down there now.

If I was an hour.

You have lunch and then they ship you home.

Yeah.

If you take a couple photos and then you go.

Now, listen, Trump picked Kansas City to win.

All right, I get that.

I.

I would go just to break his balls.

Boy, nice three peat.

I guess you were.

I guess you were expecting Kansas City.

Oops.

Hope you didn't put a lot of money on it, Prez.

You know I would break his balls, but the deal is that here's the other thing.

Hang on a second.

So, Tim, the Walls Thomas, goaltender for the Boston Bruins.

Jin.

Joined a team visiting the White House when they won the Stanley Cup.

Was that in 2013 again?

Ish.

Yeah, yeah.

Obama time.

See, here's the deal.

Put on a fucking suit, go there and be a fucking adult.

You go.

You just shake some hands, kiss some babies, shake some interns, whatever.

Well, honestly, I would think as part of being a team that wins an elite event.

Yes.

Olympics, Super Bowl, World Series.

Part of the gig is you visit the President, you go to the White House.

I mean, it's always that.

I.

It's.

It's.

Do you think he really nonsensical?

Do you think Trump really cares whether the Eagles come to the White House?

He's extending a courtesy that every president has extended until whenever it started.

Whenever it started, okay?

Now, if I'm the commissioner of the NFL, Roger Goodell, everybody, that doesn't go without a medical excuse or some kind of thing beforehand.

It's $100,000 fine.

You don't want to go.

Fuck it.

$100,000 fine.

And we will take that and we will pay.

We will.

We will donate that to the Trump Museum.

Something like that.

Yeah.

Trump's going to get it one way.

Yeah.

So soft.

Says you're representing your city school.

Whatever.

Show.

Show some class.

It's not about you.

It isn't.

But that's the problem with goods today.

Like, it's all about how my feel and my feeling.

It's for the greater good.

It's for your team.

You're promoting and facing your team.

Right?

Do it.

Shut your pie hole.

Get in the bus.

Go play games for a couple hours.

You're not gonna get tackled.

You get some McDonald's, and then.

Yeah, yeah, out you go right now.

It's a big fucking story now, everybody.

And then you got people.

Here we go.

Got people like this guy on.

On X at nsp.

Johnny D.

This is what he.

He writes.

My Eagles don't support Trump because My Eagles don't support the kkk.

My Eagles don't support racist.

My Eagles don't support misogyny.

My.

My Eagles don't support pedophiles.

My Eagles don't support terrorists.

My Eagles don't support dumbasses.

My Eagles don't support maga.

And if you do, this isn't your team.

It's ours.

Go Birds.

Fuck off.

M, N, S P.

Johnny D.

It's my team, too.

You don't get to claim the Eagles dick.

All right?

Fuck you and fuck your thing, the kkk.

That's the Democrats that started that shit.

And of course the Eagles don't support racist.

Donald Trump's not a fucking racist.

He's done more for the black.

He's done as much for the black people as fucking Lincoln has.

Shut your fucking pie hole.

So do they support like, I guess, any abusers?

Do they support anybody who's violent?

Do they support anybody who, I don't know, like has killed their.

They signed a quarterback that killed dogs.

Right.

Well, my point being is he didn't throw that in there.

No, my Eagles don't support animal abusers.

I just recite back.

Yeah, they do, by the way.

Yeah, they do.

But yeah, this is ridiculous.

It's ours, Gobert.

Yeah, it's ours.

You fuck your fan, Sit home watch.

Sit down and shut up.

It's not your team.

Jerk off.

Hey, speaking of fans, whatever happened to that guy who got bounced out for harassing that couple from Wisconsin?

We ever get any follow up on that?

I feel like that, like social media.

And then it went away.

They got the guy fired.

Oh yeah, they got him fired.

Must be a whole nother part to that.

And I, I have a feeling there was.

What do you think happened after that?

What was the part you think?

I don't know.

Well, I think what it is, they only showed this guy just calling this woman like awful names.

And I can't imagine that, like you just sat down and you just stumbled.

Start unloading.

Calling a woman like horrific names without.

In Philadelphia, an Eagles, in an Eagles.

Game, like someone just walks up and sit down, you harass them the entire game.

Listen, I need to know when this happened in the game.

If it's the third quarter.

If it's the third quarter and this guy's had a few too many beers and like that.

I've seen this happen.

Okay?

It's not an excuse though.

There is no excuse for that.

I can't stand that they spent money to come to this city.

They're spending money, they spent money to get tickets.

They deserve to cheer for their team.

You can cheer against their team and have good hearted, you know.

Oh, you know, whatever.

Yeah, right.

You can go back and forth, but throwing shit at them and calling them names and stuff like that is bullshit.

There's no excuse.

Again, manners.

Have some fucking manners.

I've been to games where you see people and listen, I am no Dallas Cowboy fan.

I fucking despise the Cowboys.

All right?

You'll see, guys, when the Eagles are playing the Dallas Cowboys, I'VE been to games where they were playing Dallas and there's a guy in his Dallas jersey.

And that's a lot of balls right there.

And they're throwing jersey to Philly.

They're throwing beer on them, and they're throwing pretzels on either.

Hitting them with shit and all.

I don't go for that.

Look, there's.

There.

You want to talk about a cockroach?

There is nothing.

The lowest of the low is a person that lives in this area who's a Dallas Cowboy fan.

They are the lowest of the low.

I mean, just shit you scrape off your shoe.

Even them, I don't believe you get a chance.

You should not throw shit at them.

You know, you call them first.

No.

Depends on the quarter, right?

No, it doesn't.

It doesn't.

I understand.

Listen, I understand Philly fans are assholes.

I get it.

I'm one of them.

I understand it to a point.

Like, you can pick on them, you can break their balls, but you don't throw on them and stuff like that.

You don't.

I don't think you get physical.

I think you escalated into contact.

It's.

You're not playing football.

It's the team.

Although the one time when.

When Minnesota came in for the NFC championship game and they dressed Rocky statue in Vikings gear and when they all walked in together and they were all strutting in when the Eagles fans threw full beer cans at them and said they were just giving them free beer, that was borderline.

That was funny and terrible at the same time.

Well, you know when Washington.

Because they played you guys at home, right?

You guys were a home game this year.

Yeah, they.

They dressed the Rocky statue and I was like, oh, that was.

Keep doing it.

Every team that don't do that, don't dress the Rocky statue.

You lose.

Some chief fan went down and dressed the Rocky statue in a Chiefs.

I know.

I saw that.

I was like, you dummy, that's not what you do.

Keep doing it.

What was it?

Trevor Lawrence was twirling the towel and then they stomped on it.

And then like a couple games, then they just started losing.

And then all of a sudden he got smacked and that was the end of him.

And I'm like, yeah, not saying it was a curse of the terrible towel, but just kind of convenient that you sucked as soon as you stomped on it.

Just saying.

Just.

Yeah.

Why this?

There's such a thing.

I really do believe in karma.

I really do believe that.

So anyhow, Megyn Kelly, she was on X today and she Was like, my husband's a fan, but you for knocking.

Here we go.

Here we go.

Gotta get laid and get it over with.

God damn it.

No, no, she.

Apparently she.

Her and Doug are still having sexy time for what.

I understand.

So she says it'd be a shame to have to be married to that, not be able to take it for a ride once a week, as you know.

Now, assuming all the parts work.

I don't know.

I don't know.

I don't look at her like that.

That's.

That's your job, not mine.

She's a little.

Little on the thin side for me.

I break her ribs.

Well, you know, when I.

I talk about manners and.

And.

And being masculine.

All right, There's a lot of guys right now.

They're.

They need to be taught by men how to treat women.

And I saw this video today, and.

Wait, were you playing Megyn Kelly or you.

Were you playing.

Were you just gonna play Megyn Kelly's video?

No, that's later.

Oh, okay.

That's about something else.

I have two men.

Oh, my bad.

Okay.

I have something for.

About Megyn Kelly.

Gotcha.

Okay.

But th.

This gentleman here started saying something, and I'm like, yeah, yeah, exactly.

This is the way it used to be, but for some reason, we stopped all this.

But says you bring small pieces of porcelain and chuck the pieces at cars owned by fans of other teams.

Just little pieces.

I disavow.

I disavow.

I disavow, you know, wrecking things.

I disavow that.

I, I.

You know, we don't advocate you doing that.

No.

At all.

No, never.

I just don't.

Look, when you go to a game, you spend a lot of money to go there.

Parking, food, all that other shit.

They should be able to.

You're going into hostile territory, all right?

You should be able to go in there and not get accosted, Especially Eagles fans.

Eagles fans are one of the best traveled fans in the NFL.

They take over stadiums, like, as soon as the schedule comes out and they find out where the way games are, they start planning trips.

I mean, there's travel agencies that have packages that'll get you tickets.

You get hotel, bus, back and forth.

Yeah, it's a.

It's a.

And they do.

They, They.

I see a lot of fans.

I follow a lot of people on.

On X who do that.

With the Steelers, it's amazing.

They go to a ton of away games.

I'm like, I can't even afford the home games.

Like the Eagles, when the Eagles were in this Super Bowl.

Did you see all the green that was in that stadium?

Those tickets weren't cheap at all.

They're thousands of dollars, these guys, all.

The way to wherever the fuck it is.

Yeah, they went to.

They went there early.

They.

They drank and ate, went to restaurants.

They spent tens of thousands of dollars to go to this game.

And.

And they basically took over the fucking stadium.

I mean, it was amazing.

You could tell by the way, when they put Taylor Swift up there.

They booed the dog out of her, you know, and then that was.

Again, that is the Eagles fans booing a Kansas City fan.

That's all that was.

That.

Nothing to do with anything else.

And she's.

You know, she.

She's fine.

She went home and counted her money.

She did not again, they had to try to make it, like, about a bunch of shit.

It wasn't.

She's a chief fan.

They put her up on the jumbotron, and the Eagles fans, as we do, booed the dog out of her.

And I'm here for it.

The Steelers are playing at Detroit this fall.

See you there, Duchess.

Give me a ticket.

I'll land.

I'll get a flight to Detroit.

It's like $8 from Philly.

$8.

Kicked off my monitor.

All right, so back to this video that I saw as far as a man.

And I called this video be a man.

This is what a man does when he's.

When he has a.

A girlfriend or a wife, a daughter.

Here we go.

Y'all want to know what chaps my hide is?

I'm gonna pull up to Walmart.

It's like 20 degrees and the wind's kicking sideways, and I watch this pretty little old thing get out of her vehicle, toting her baby in the car seat.

And her boyfriend, husband, whatever.

I don't care if it's her brother.

He gonna get out of the truck, truck, or the car, and they gonna park at the end of the parking lot, and he gonna make her walk all the way up here with that baby.

Bro, take your ass up to that door and stop and let her out where she ain't got to take that baby across there, and she ain't got to fight this wind.

Then drive back out here, find you a spot.

Man up, zip it up, walk your tail inside.

Yesterday, I'm getting fuel, and I watch this little old girl sit out here and chatter her damn teeth out freezing to death, pumping her gas.

I look over in the passenger seat, and homeboy laid up in there playing on his phone, man, with the heater going like it ain't nothing going on.

I'm gonna tell you right now what needs to happen.

Some of y'all need a not snatch in your ass.

And that's the truth.

I love that.

Not snatched in your ass.

I don't even know what that.

What does that even mean, not snatched in your ass?

Well, I like it.

Doesn't sound good.

What?

My wife, she works at the er, and yesterday she told me, she said, look, there was a lot of snow and ice up around Memphis.

And she said, I ain't real sure about driving back in this now, mind you.

My wife, she got her a new Tacoma pickup and it's four wheel drive.

And I said, baby, that truck will make it.

But if you don't feel comfortable, you let me know.

Baby, I ain't real sure.

I'm on my way.

I jumped out of bed four, daylight, jumped up, scraped off five, six inches of snow and ice off my diesel.

Got her warmed up, somewhat hammered down, four wheel drive, high all the way.

55 minute drive up there.

I get there, she says, I think I can do it.

So I escort her home, make sure she wants to get.

Make sure she makes it.

If she just said, baby, I can't do it, I'd have been like, baby, the heater, the seat heats on.

Jump in.

You want breakfast?

Whatever you want.

I'll take you back to work tonight.

Fellas, being a man is taking all that emotional stress and load and unnecessary things off a woman that she ain't supposed to have to deal with.

Some of y'all wonder why your woman leaves you or acts a damn fool or gets so sideways or just has a meltdown because she's out here having to do the.

That you should have done took care of, man.

My wife, every night before she goes to work, I feel that truck up a gas, make sure it's warm.

Cooked her a steak dinner tonight with a sweet potato, wrapped it up, slapped her on ass.

And I love you.

See you when you get back.

Every single night when she goes to work.

And on top of that, in the morning when I get home, I'm waiting on her.

I go to work, do what I got to do, handle my business, and I'm back before she wakes up.

And sure, I do it all over again.

Y'all want to know the key to a successful marriage?

Be a damn man.

I agree with that.

I mean, I shared that.

I forgot I did that one in there.

This guy's great.

Yeah, I think he was 100.

100 straight up.

On that.

Yes.

It's a partnership, and you really have to appreciate each other and support each other.

Right.

Well done.

Yeah, I think if you have more of that.

Yeah, man, be a man.

Not like that asshole from Boston that says, you know, slap her on the ass.

That's right.

Woman likes.

You know something, your wife.

Every once in a while with that.

Every once in a while, little slap on the ass.

He's walking by.

Nothing wrong with that.

Well, it shows you paying attention.

Yes.

Slap that ass as you go by.

Nothing wrong with that.

All right.

I don't think so.

I have something here that I think we.

We need to get into because that's a man.

That's a man.

Now we have what we call a dog.

There's a man and there's a dog.

All right, this person right here is a dog.

And this woman right here has a story to tell.

And guys, you know what?

This is a around and find out story right here.

Hey, guys, um, you know that thing when a guy cheats on his girlfriend and then we get TikTok to find her?

I need your help.

I dated a guy this past summer.

He was on a work trip, coming up here for Alaska for a few months.

Him and I ended up becoming very serious, like, saying I love you and stuff.

He practically lived with me.

He slept at my house every single night for, like, the four, four or five months we were together.

He, like, insisted on meeting my family.

My father passed away.

He, like, helped me through my dad's death.

It was a very, very intense relationship.

And then suddenly he moves back to California after reassuring me we would be long distance and be okay.

Just randomly disappeared.

Like, blocked me out of nowhere and didn't hear from him again.

And Deltan, if you see this, you fucking ruined me, bro.

What the fuck?

So, dude, when you scorn a woman like this, you listen, I understand you're away for whatever reason.

You found a side piece up there.

You're up there for a couple months, you loved her up, and then all of a sudden, you cut her off.

And then no contact.

Free room aboard, right?

You're taking your per diem, you're putting it in your pocket.

Maybe you got a piece every night.

Yeah.

And.

And.

And you got this girl falling in love with you, and then you dogged her.

And this is what happens with a woman.

Pretty.

Yeah.

Not really allowed to be mad at me doing this because you're kind of a cheating, lying piece of shit.

I'm really disappointed.

You totally had me fooled.

I thought you were such a Good person.

But anyway, if you're in California and you're dating Dalton, or one of your.

Friends is call me now, all of a sudden, here comes the video she took of him.

Here he is.

Oh, yeah.

All right.

Oh, that's a full face shot.

They're gonna find him.

You think?

Yes.

The power of angry women is strong.

I know, I know.

So strong.

And Dalton, first of all, he doesn't know how to drill a hole in the wall because it shouldn't do that.

But yeah, he.

He's.

Oh, he's drilling something right.

Because he had this girl saying, I love you within five months.

No, anything for a wall.

Let's go ahead.

Let's go with part two.

Hey, guys.

Algorithm.

Don't let me down, okay?

We found her was not a girlfriend, but in fact, a whole wife and a child.

I messaged her and then I called him on a block number and he answered.

And I said, should I tell her or are you gonna.

At this point, Dalton his pants because he knows he's in big fucking trouble now.

He done.

I mean, he around.

This is to find out.

He thought he was.

Yeah, he went up there, he thought everything was cool.

He thought there was no problem.

Power of angry women.

I told you her dirty.

You deserve every bit of this.

They should be detectives.

Women, they're all in a true crime.

They love true crime.

So she.

We will find you.

Here we go.

He kind of freaked out a little bit.

Not like yelling or anything, but he was just like, oh, fuck, I guess I should tell her.

I was like, yeah, you should probably do that before she sees my video.

And he said, what video?

And I said, that's how I found her.

He ended up calling me back in about an hour to kind of plead with me to let him tell her.

I told him, I can't trust that I know she knows unless I hear it from her.

And I'm not going to believe a fucking word he says.

I asked.

Okay, so let me ask you this, okay?

She knows that he's married and has a child, a young child.

Should she drop this or should she continue on and ruin this guy's life?

I know she wants to ruin his life, but now she's not just ruining his life.

And it's not just a girlfriend.

It's a wife with a child.

Yeah, but.

So here.

Here's the thing.

It's.

I can't feel sorry for him.

I don't even knowingly did this.

I feel sorry for the wife, frankly.

I feel sorry for the wife.

And that poor Baby who has a piece of as a father.

And what.

Honestly, while it may be, I think she should.

I think she should find out.

Because who wants a nuke it?

Because this.

That relationship is not built on honesty.

It's not.

It's.

There's nothing there.

It's a sham.

And if this guy was happy enough to take a job for five months away from his family, which I understand people do, like the pipelines and all like that.

I get that people travel for work and all that, but, you know, he didn't have.

If he was gonna hook up with some chicken banger.

That's one thing.

This guy enabled an entire relationship with this ch.

So not only he, like.

I don't want to say he only had an affair and he just, like, hooked up with this chick once.

He had a whole life with this woman for like, five, six months.

Five months.

He hooked up with her.

He played the boyfriend.

He did the whole thing.

Yeah.

So I think that the wife should know.

Okay.

I think that's a big deal.

So that means the entire time, like, the wife thought he's working and doing whatever.

Yeah.

That's a lot of deceiving.

Here's the weirdest thing.

He stayed there every night.

All right, what's going on with the comments?

All right, so BUDDH bugger says she's a redhead.

She's gonna go the whole nine yards.

Oh, she's going the distance.

Yeah.

Lisa says ruin away.

Lisa.

Jody's over in the rumble chat.

He says, can't have your cake.

You need it, too.

That's right.

That's right.

Revoke his man card.

Bruce says revoke his man card.

Cheating or saving money on hotels?

Luis, you the young guy.

You know.

You know?

Yeah.

You know it's wrong.

You know it's wrong.

Man was pulling the.

Jody says the man was pulling a Johnny Cash.

Getting some June on the side.

Yeah, that's.

That's bad.

I mean, again, it's not.

Not that it would been great if he just hooked up with some chick and banged one out like, I'm lonely, and maybe you could have gotten away with that, but you set up and you established this woman as a relationship.

Yeah.

That's a deep.

He set up an air bone and breakfast.

Yeah, that's not.

Well, she set that up.

She's like.

She just literally met this dude.

She's like, come on in.

And he totally was like, okie doke.

And he played her.

Yeah.

Knowingly.

Oh, he loved.

I mean, he loved on her.

Oh, baby, I tell you, baby, I Love you.

You're so beautiful.

I can't wait to spend the rest because you.

Can't trust you.

No, I.

I understand.

I understand.

What?

This is a man.

We're talking about.

A man now.

All right, let's see what it.

Okay, yeah, it's a man.

It's okay.

I'm just saying.

I'm not.

Who said it was okay?

I never said it was okay.

You just said, well, he's a man.

No, no, I said.

Yeah, that.

What did that comment mean?

I said he.

You know, he's a man, and he thinks he can get away with this.

So, yeah, that's what I meant.

Here you go.

Bruce says we're dogs.

I bet he was rubbing her feet, being all gay.

And she's beautiful.

This young lady, by the way, is beautiful.

She's.

Long, pretty, red hair, beautiful eyes.

Gorgeous.

Yes.

He made up the lie about the random girlfriend, or if there was just, like a third girlfriend, and he said he didn't know, and he just lied on his feet.

And I said, that's terrifying for you to lie so quickly like that.

Like, that's.

That's what we do, ladies.

We good at that.

We're pretty good at making up, Liza.

We good at that.

Scary.

I appreciate you guys, like, helping me find her.

And we found her.

And I'm so sad that it's so much worse than we thought.

It's not just a girlfriend.

It's a wife and a fucking kid.

And if I would have known that and known that this video was gonna get 3 million views, I probably wouldn't have posted it.

I'm not trying to publicly wreck a fucking family.

Yes, you are.

Well, no, she may not have thought completely through on it.

Right.

But now you know.

But it's not her fault.

It's not.

This guy didn't.

If this guy didn't do what he did, there would be no problem.

Exactly.

But don't sit there and tell me that now.

You know what you know, and you're still going through with this and you're still trying to tell her she's so sorry.

I think she, like.

I think she feels bad that.

That.

That a wife and child are gonna go through.

I don't think she started it that way.

Right, but that was the consequence, and I don't.

I mean, whatever.

So what's the rest of what she says?

Here's the thing that I.

Okay.

What if these two, the married couple, have an arrangement?

He's going away for work for five months, you know, whatever.

You know what goes on In Alaska stays in Alaska.

Just don't bring no whore home with you.

And please, for the love of God, don't knock her up.

And then while she's down there, maybe she gets a townie or something.

You know, women don't normally do that, but, you know, maybe it's okay.

And because she did say that she tried to get a hold of this woman and she hasn't answered any of her messages through Facebook.

I'll tell you what, these bitches, I mean.

I mean, they are.

They're like bloodhounds, man.

They get on a scent.

You know, Jody says, bang whoever you want, tiger.

Just make sure the checks in the bank.

Yeah, a lot of, you know, maybe women are.

I don't know.

I don't know.

I don't know their situation.

But it could be that lovely red Jody said feet.

And now Bruce is all fired up because he's like free feet.

But I just wanted to find her and I did.

If he was honest with me when I asked him and told me there was a wife and kid, the video never would have been made.

But him saying it was just a girlfriend made me be like, okay, well, let's find her.

Not that I wouldn't have wanted to find her if I knew it was a wife, but I would not have gone about it so publicly, especially knowing that there's a child.

Okay.

You know, I think she's all right.

I'm not mad at this young lady.

No.

I mean, no.

If the dude didn't.

Look, the dude started this.

That's all on him.

You can spin it.

Well, it's a Fitz's wife.

That's his problem.

That's his problem, not this young lady's problem.

That's what you look.

You wanna.

You wanna.

Wanna around and find out, buddy.

And you did, and you did.

And you know what?

Whatever job you're working at is now going to be garnishing your wages, child support and alimony.

You dumb.

Yeah, yeah.

I don't feel sorry for him.

One.

No.

I mean, he's in California, so California has no fault.

Do they have no fault divorces in California?

Maybe they don't.

I don't know if they have no fault.

California divorces are not like in New Jersey.

It's just like, okay, what'd you have before?

Would you have now?

What do you make?

They have a formula.

You just plug it in and then, you know, and it comes out and they take.

And jamming up the man's ass dry.

Again.

I don't feel sorry for the dude.

No, I.

I don't feel sorry for him, the guy.

I feel sorry.

No fault.

No.

Says it's no.

Okay, so it's no fault.

All right, there you go.

Except it's all his fault.

It's 100 his fault.

I found.

I'm just gonna say she had this beautiful long red hair and Sparky said she needs to do something with her hair that's.

That's a whole styling mess.

Trust me, I know.

Poor girl.

Her hair is really pretty.

Mine looks like shit, but hers looks fabulous.

Look good.

All right, here's something that I thought and I know we do it.

I know people do this, especially Americans.

Everybody knows where the states are in America, but we don't know much about the world, just the way we're built.

Here's this guy.

Why is it when you meet an American in another country and you ask where they're from, they will never say the United States or America?

But instead they will always say either the state they're from or the city.

When I'm overseas and somebody asks me where I'm from, I'll say Australia.

Who gives a flying fuck about Australia?

We say the state because the majority of people know where that state is.

Because it's the United States of motherfucking America, bitch.

The most important country in the entire world.

Sorry to tell you, I know the rest of these countries hate that we are the most important and the most popular.

But when I tell people that I'm from Texas, you know exactly where Texas is.

The only city that anybody knows in Australia is Sydney.

Unless you happen to follow an influencer or how happen to have a friend or family member from like Perth, I don't know, I couldn't tell you a single other city or a town or whatever the you guys call it in Austria.

Nobody gives a flying about Australia.

I'm so sorry to tell you.

People just don't care.

Plus our country is the size of most of yalls continents.

Like Texas.

I think Texas is bigger than what France, Germany, Netherlands combined.

I could, I could be a little bit off scale that with that, but I'm pretty certain.

So when one of our states could encompass numerous countries.

Yeah, yeah, we're just, we're a okay with saying our state.

All right.

I mean, damn, this would.

This one would have hit hard if maybe you were from like England or Italy or Greece or like a country that actually mattered, but Australia just.

All right, so.

All right, some comments.

Pub says, calm down, whore, you don't own Texas.

Josh from New Hampshire says, how many Americans could find Vermont on a map.

Then John didn't even know Ben and Jerry's was from there.

It's all about size.

No.

Oh, yeah.

Well, some women are.

Some women are size horse.

What can I tell you?

I don't know what to tell you.

Australia is big and it's its own continent.

Okay?

It's a saying.

It's its own continent.

Have you seen the spiders there?

Oh, monsters.

They have monsters.

I'm not going to Australia.

Yeah, they have like two footed rabbits that beat the out of dogs and choke them out.

Kangaroos.

Never mind the kangaroos.

Yeah, that's what I'm talking about.

That's the.

That they have there.

But I understand.

I guess size does matter.

All right.

It's helpful.

It's a.

It's a bone.

It's a.

I'm not gonna say it's not a bonus.

It is bonus.

Okay.

And Josh says the best part about Australia is the Mad Max movies.

Okay.

And.

And Crocodile Dundee.

Ah, okay.

Oh, yeah, I did like.

I do like a good Crocodile Dundee movie.

And only the first one.

Anything after that was terrible.

Okay.

All right, So I know we got to get into this.

Okay.

Unfortunately or fortunately, you decide.

Joy Reid was let go by msnbc.

And I'm sorry, but I immediately got a smile when I found that Michael Clark Duncan is no longer employed.

My God, I've never seen a manlier looking woman and I in my entire life.

I swear to God, I really do think that they should check her for testicles.

Sparky's laughing.

He's so happy.

Here's my girl, Megan.

The big news tonight will be Joy Reid's final show on msnbc.

Single tier white woman tears happening right here.

Joy.

She was officially fired over the weekend because she's a racist, horrible news anchor with no ratings.

And that's.

That's really been the truth for a long time.

MSNBC's under new management and I guess they decided to come to grips with reality.

The truth is this is very sad news for us as she's provided so much material over the years.

I feel the way I felt when Brian Stelter got fired.

But he came back and you never know.

I'm sure Joy Reid will wind up doing something where we will continue to get to respond to her absolutely insane pov.

Hey, listen, I'm sure she stopped grinning.

Through this whole thing.

I'm sure she could go climb the Empire State Building and SWAT planes.

I'm sure that's a pretty good job for her.

Jody says, I thought John was just Being mean and racist.

But she does look like Michael Clark Duncan.

I'm serious.

People are upset.

They're very, very upset.

They don't think that she should have been fired.

She had a very entertaining show.

Well, MSNBC just canceled Joy Reid show.

Guys, this is a major loss.

Make sure you follow her on here.

On the tick toculins.

Joy Reid I think is one of the smartest, best voices we have in journalism.

Oh, you guys.

Low bar, buddy.

You know what?

She's as talented as she is good looking.

She's as talented as this guy's smart.

Jesus.

What's this guy's name?

Alf.

I'm sorry if you don't like her, maybe you.

I don't know.

I don't know what it is.

You might want to check to yourself before you riggedy wreck yourself.

Ch ch.

Check yourself before you raggedy wreck yourself.

Joy Reed is the truth.

They canceled her show.

Why?

Okay, why not?

I mean, look, somebody called me CNN today.

I'm like, yeah, right.

Do I look like legacy media?

I'm sitting in my kitchen talking to you, Jackie.

Listen, dude, talk about wrecking yourself.

Affectations stop.

Oh my God.

Oh my God.

I think I sound more masculine than he does.

Right?

Nice.

Well, you know, again.

All right, hang on.

Boomer Bob with Joy Reid has lost more jobs this year than Tom.

I mean had.

Had more.

And lost it.

That's me.

Well, you know what?

Maybe, maybe we're wrong.

Maybe we are wrong.

Maybe we should give.

Let's go back in the way back machine and listen to some of her excellent commentating your thoughts.

Donald, Byron Donalds who walked out after Dixie was played in New York and has no shame there.

They say he's going to go to Florida now.

Yeah.

Every community has what I call their chickens for Colonel Sanders.

Muslims had their halal chickens.

The black community has their chickens.

Byron Dolan's is a grown ass black man who referred to Donald Trump as his daddy.

And what I want to tell the Byron Donalds and every community's got a Donald.

I got a Cash Patel.

We got a Nimrod.

You know, we got a Haley.

We all got them.

All right, what I want to say is this.

They'll never love you.

They'll never love you.

No matter what you do.

They'll never love you.

Can never wipe out that brown or black skin.

Who's the racist here?

Wow, is that unbelievable.

Besides love that chicken from Popeyes.

Yeah.

Is that, is that like.

What is it like the gays for the Palestinians?

Yeah, gays for Palestine.

Like That.

Yeah.

It's kind of the same thing.

Yeah.

Yeah.

But you know the thing about that.

Yeah.

What I find about Joy Reid is her passion.

And, you know, the way she is giving to all people.

Chewy Reid sounds more masculine than that guy.

Yeah.

All right, here we go.

Here she is.

Dual screen here.

I know.

Damn.

I know.

God.

There's a thing about both white vigilantism and white tears.

Particularly male white tears.

Really?

White tears in general, because that's what Karens are, right?

They Karen out and then as soon as they get caught, bring waterworks.

White men can get away with that too, and it has the same effect.

My show had value.

And that.

I'm sorry.

That.

Than what I was doing had value.

Hand value.

And in the end.

I'm sorry.

I'm not.

I try not to cry on tv.

It's my black lady tears.

Oh, come on.

You can't.

No, stop it, stop it.

You're mad because you got tossed out on your own petard for saying stupid, right?

Stop saying stupid.

You can say that.

Makes people talk.

I get that.

Like, you know, it's a point.

You want people to tune in.

She's gonna say outrageous.

But, like, some of your waste beyond, you know, let out racism.

Not cool.

Not cool.

Okay.

I just want to.

I'm trying to figure out where to go from here.

Wow.

So such cheery topics.

I know.

Well, I'm sorry, but that one for me was unbelievable.

Oh, I know.

As soon as I saw that news, I was like, oh, someone's laughing at the Domingo house.

Oh, my God.

I know.

All right.

No one was mad.

So I caught a lot of shit from.

From the peoples here.

Peoples.

Okay.

When I noticed that plastique tiara, when she showed up as a woman and when she unveiled herself as a man, I got a lot of shit.

Like, I was gay.

I have another video in reverse.

I think people couldn't believe you didn't realize it was a man.

Again.

So my daughter came over.

My daughter saw the show where I was critiquing this, and she said, you couldn't tell that was a man?

I said, no.

And she says, well, the shoulders.

I'm like, okay.

So here we have this.

This is in reverse where he's a dude and he transforms into a woman.

I gotta tell you, ladies, the.

You go through.

I don't do that.

I have, like three minutes of makeup work.

Look at this.

This is way more.

Putting the eyelashes on now.

Clearly cares more about his appearance than I do.

Well, he's got to turn Himself into a woman.

John sold.

All right, now hold on a second.

The rubber body that she pulls out of the bag.

All right, okay.

So.

Right.

Hold on.

I'm gonna try to get right there.

There's a little bit of definition in the arms and the shoulders.

There was, like, okay, week three of John's fascination with an Asian sex boy.

It's not.

It's not.

And I'm going to prove it in a minute.

There's a method to my madness.

You guys think you're all funny.

We're gonna let you put your money where your mouth is.

All right, here comes.

I covered up the manly shoulders.

Now, how the hell are you supposed to tell this?

This plastique tiara is very petite feet, and I know they.

Like.

She's got shoulders there.

She's very slight.

She's.

There's.

She's a little thing.

She's a little tight.

She's more dainty than a lot of women I know.

And, yeah, she looks great.

I'm sorry.

Even with the.

The fake body thing, that's.

I would think if you're not looking super hard, you could probably be fooled, at least even for a moment until she takes the boobs off.

But she's very pretty.

I.

I'm say this every time you play her videos.

She's very pretty.

She's a very pretty woman.

For a dude.

For a woman.

So, I mean, there's women I know.

I can't.

I can't polish up like that.

There's no way.

There's not a nearly enough makeup.

Like, spackle, maybe just like.

Oh, my God.

Right?

Okay.

Okay, so now chat, since you think it's so funny.

I.

I have four people here.

One of them is a woman.

Okay?

I need you to figure out which one it is.

Are we putting a picture up?

Like.

Oh, I'm just going to make you think.

Of course there's a picture.

No, I mean, is it a video?

Is it one picture of.

No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

All right, hold on.

I got contestant number one.

Okay.

All right, here's contestant number one.

Where is contestant number one?

Okay, here it is.

Nope, that's not it.

Blurry.

Well, hang on a second.

I gotta.

Hang on here.

Ah, there it is.

I gotta figure.

I've got man's.

I got man women, I got Manny boys all over the screen here.

I can't wait to see what your algorithm is gonna look like in the next couple days.

So my daughter comes over.

My youngest daughter comes over to her today, and we're talking about it.

And she goes to me, have you ever looked up drag queens on TikTok?

And I said, no.

And she goes, oh, my God.

So she's showing them to me on her phone, and then she sent me these.

So.

Okay, you're so screwed.

All right, okay, so here's number one.

Okay, all right, now, I left it off purpose.

There's no voice here.

Okay, all right, so there's.

That's contestant number one.

Okay, okay.

All right, now let's.

Let's go with contestant number two.

Now, if you're listening to this, a podcast, I apologize.

Go to Spotify.

You'll be able to see this.

It's at, like 54 minutes, 55 minutes.

You'll be able to go watch this.

All right, here's contestant number two.

All right, here's contestant number two.

All rightS, that's contestant number two.

Okay.

All right, here is contestant number three.

God.

Gotta get a bigger screen.

Where's contestant number three?

I'm watching the comments, but has been answering.

All right, this is contestant number three.

Where is contestant number three?

All right, here's contestant number three.

I hate the nose contour.

I really do.

All right, that's contestant number three.

Okay.

All right, and then let's see.

Whoa.

Screen's locking up.

My screen won't even take.

My screen's like, that's enough.

Your screen's too straight for this.

No more.

I got the beach ball right now.

I can't get her all.

I can't get her off the screen.

I'm all locked up.

Oh, no, he's getting off.

All right, all right, and now here is contestant number four.

Where is contestant number four?

I see redhead.

Hold on.

Here's contestant number four.

All right, now.

Okay.

Oh, my God.

Okay, go ahead.

All right, so which one?

Let's see what the chat says, see if they can figure it out.

I'm going to the chat now.

All right, hang on.

I'm not.

I'm not going to look at the chat.

I'm going to write down.

All right, which one do you think is the girl?

1, 2, 3, or 4?

And I want to see if you guys can pick out the girl.

Okay, I have my answer.

All right, you have your answer.

I'm going to turn it down.

All right, Lisa says.

Lisa says none.

They're all men.

All right, Sparky says they are all men, but I would say number three looks the most like a female.

Okay, my hands are up.

I already wrote my answers, so I don't think I'm changing them.

All right?

So so far, that's all we have.

All right.

Bud Vugger says the most feminine looking was three.

Okay.

All right.

But I mean, a lot of you guys are saying they're all men, right?

Because why?

Because they all look like women, that's why.

All right.

Yeah.

All right.

Bruce says there's none.

All right, so let's do.

Let's do a little reveal.

Let's go back to contestant number one.

All right.

Hi, my name's Bianca.

All right, here's contestant number one.

Oh, my God.

It is a guy.

That's a guy.

That's a guy.

One was a guy.

Yep.

All right, let's go to contestant correct on that.

Yep.

All right, let's go to contestant number two.

All right, here's contestant number two.

Play it.

That's contestant number two.

It's also a guy.

Yep.

Whoops.

I gotta do this.

I'll my camera up.

All right.

Oh, thank you, Bob.

That's very sweet.

What Bob say says the cute one with the glasses and the blonde bangs.

Oh, wait, that's Duchess.

Oh, suck up.

I'm a chick, so.

Yay.

There you go.

Okay.

Yeah.

Wow.

All right, here's number.

Let's go with number three.

All right.

I can't find her on the damn screen.

Okay, here's number three.

And then we'll go back to number four.

If I can find it.

Damn it.

Okay, here we go.

Sorry.

And.

Look at those knuckles.

Hi.

My big hands.

Yeah.

Okay.

All right.

So, okay, it is number three.

What?

Did you have number three?

Did you have number three?

I did.

I even circled it.

Number three.

I'm sorry.

But you know, I will tell you, the dead giveaway are the hands.

Absolute giveaway are the hands.

You mean on this one here?

Hang on.

I'm sorry.

That last one had some big knuckles.

Some man hands.

Alex.

Hand.

Hand knuckles.

That's the only knuckle I'm talking about.

All you groats people out there.

Yeah.

Look at her hands.

His.

Her hand.

I know, but I mean, but the rest of it, you can't really tell.

I mean, it's shocking.

Well, at this point, yeah.

The feet as well.

But you can.

Well, you can't see the feet on any of them.

So it's.

Yeah, but some of them will again if they're dainty.

And this is.

This is the actual real woman.

Yeah, because, you know, because she looks derpy.

That's not so terrible to say.

She just looks kind of like me.

So I'm not.

I'm not a big fan of the.

You Notice?

I.

I don't know.

Well, I can't say that drag queens don't have tattoos, because they do.

A lot of them.

No, I know.

A lot of them have a shitload of tattoos nowadays.

I guess right before, you used to.

Be able to tell by the boobs.

You can't even tell by the boobs anymore.

Like with the.

The cleavage.

As I said, it's sorcery, ladies and gentlemen.

Sorcery.

So here.

Here you go.

So Josh says, I put down three, but lost service while he's out walking his dogs.

His wife.

And he watched RuPaul.

So there are tells, like, playing online poker.

Ah, okay.

Josh knew.

Yeah, see, I don't have those.

Josh is a pro at picking out.

Dude.

Sorry, Josh.

You set that up so nicely.

All right.

I figured I'd play that little game there.

I knew I was going to get from it anyhow, but what the hell.

No, but it's fun.

That was fun.

I would.

What I would do is take those three and then put.

No, now that people know the answer.

But you can put it up.

You can put it up on the.

On Twitter or something or in Discord.

Just take the pictures.

Take the pictures of them and then put.

Make a collage and say, pick out which one's the real woman.

So there's a drop, actually.

So if Mike or John, you'd like to grab that one.

Like, Josh knows his men.

Josh knows how to pick out a man.

Josh knows how to pick out a man.

Bob says he'll stick to older ladies.

Yeah.

I don't know how you can not stick to older ladies.

But then again, you really can't tell.

I think you got to go back to the Crocodile Dundee where, you know, he reaches down and grabs the package and says, oh, it's got a tally whacker.

I just noticed Jody said number number four looked like Winona Judd.

Like, bright red, orange hair.

Yes, she did.

Yeah.

Yeah.

She was the only one with TID's.

You should have picked a fat, ugly chick.

Wow.

I mean, I think.

Yeah, there's some big.

There are some big old drag queens, too.

They're not all, like, little and pretty and dainty.

Some of them are some big.

And listen, I got to be honest with you now.

Now I got to go back into TikTok and start searching, hunting videos and all, because my TikTok timeline Ford pickups is.

I'm a man.

It's nothing but.

Nothing but lady boys in my TikTok.

That's the one great thing about TikTok.

It shows you what you want to see.

So if you do everything you want.

That's right.

If you search drag queens and you start looking through all the drag queen videos, you'll get drag queen videos for days.

Let me.

For days.

Let me tell you my favorite drag queen videos are.

Once it gets towards the end of RuPaul season, they do, like, usually when you're on down to the final four, there's always, like, a music video.

Some of them are incredible, and some of them are really terrible.

And there's a couple that, like, I still go back and watch a couple of them because I'm like, these are so good.

Like, it's amazing.

They're talented.

Like, the dance.

The death drop gets me every time.

I'm like, I would break a hip.

I know you guys want to tease me like I'm half a fag, but I'm as manly, not half man.

I'm as manly as manly can get.

Yeah.

I don't like.

Listen, I am not into any male.

I'm as straight as straight can be.

The fact is that this sorcery, this witchcraftery, where these women, these men can see, these men can really look like very attractive women.

It's scary.

No, I don't want any links.

He says, I'll send you some links to get your feed.

Manly.

Oh, man.

Lead up.

Okay, good.

Sparky says, welding, carpentry, oil drilling, race car driving.

Yes.

All that stuff.

Yes.

I have to do that, too.

Yeah.

I'm not going to Thailand to get me a lady boy.

You can get one right here in the States.

You have to go all the way to Thailand.

I don't want a lady boy.

They got lady boys, right?

I'm not.

I'm not.

I'm not gonna lie.

It fascinates me how they can transform.

How they can transform into a woman and look.

Exactly.

Now, as soon as they start talking, a lot of times you're like, you.

Know, it's like, the affectation is rough.

There's a couple that can sound a little dainty, but there's enough.

There's a.

It's funny because I'll see some of those, because the drag queens and stuff pop up through my feed, and they're like, what's your name?

And, like, Bianca.

And then what's your name like?

And it's like Santino.

You know, like, the voice changes and it's more.

It's so funny.

And it's always a lot of the ones from, like, Vietnam or somewhere out in Thailand, like, out in the Asian Countries, so.

And they come over here so young, like 17, 18, and they get on RuPaul.

I mean, I got to audition for that.

So listen, you know, it's documented in here that I'm a manly man.

I mean, we have drops like this.

That doesn't work.

Now what happens?

You're as manly as can be.

I've got the job.

You're not as manly as can be.

The biggest dick I've ever seen.

Ladies, drop your pants.

Here's this one.

Whip out your clits, ladies.

So gross.

Josh.

Josh says he watches it for the transformation.

Once they open their mouths, I go, oh, you got a problem?

Yeah.

Yeah.

And you know what?

Some of them have really sad back stories.

It's so sad.

Some of it's just devastating how sad it is.

Okay, John needs more manly RAM for his computer.

Ram.

Ram it up.

John is sizing up his hot dog now.

Now, listen.

How dare you?

That's sort of what he said, but.

Okay.

All right, let's get.

Get into something.

All right, so I'm changing the subject now.

There you go.

I need that.

Dan Bongino has been.

I'm torn.

I am torn because he's one of my favorite podcasters.

He's fun and he's been.

I love when he gets mad.

Yeah.

He's like, you're assholes.

He just yells at people.

Yeah.

And he's been my favorite podcaster for years, and he does a great job.

And the reason I know he does a great job is because he is getting brutally attacked in the media now because he's been.

He has been.

I guess he accepted the assistant Director of the FBI, so now crazy not to.

Yeah.

Cash Patel and him.

I heard that today.

Fuck around, folks, because you're going to find out with those two knocking on your door.

When Adam Schiff found out that they had.

They had.

Trump had put Dan Bongino as assistant FBI, he actually shit his pants.

He had to leave.

He shifted his pants.

Yeah.

He shifted in his pants.

Yeah.

I can't wait for the FBI to go in.

And you know something?

I.

I want.

I want corruption weeded out.

I want to find out where these two fucking pipe bombs were that were left on January 6th.

I want to know everything that happened.

Who, you know, how many FBI agents were in the crowd at January six where their provocateurs.

I want to know all of it.

I want to know what the.

Going on with that Ray Epps guy.

I want to know all of this.

We'll get it.

We'll get it.

He's got.

You got to let him get in the office and you got to give him time to get his together.

Yes.

So you can't.

It's.

He's gonna.

Sparky had said he wasn't aware of this for today.

I just saw this, I think it was last night, and I was, like, very excited for him because I was like, what a great opportunity.

And then I was immediately like, the podcast, so.

Because there's no way.

Clearly you can't do both, but, ah, such a bummer, because I really enjoyed him and his show and he's just a no kind of guy.

Kind of terrifying a little bit, but in that approach.

But I think he'll do really well.

And he, you know, he understands how it works.

So he can.

Yes.

Sparky says he can hit the ground running.

He certainly can, right?

He certainly can.

And I hope he does.

So they have a lot of audio and video clips because he does do video of on Rumble of him ranting and raving.

And they're like, is this who you want for the assistant secretary of the FBI or whatever he is right now?

And I'm like, yeah, yeah, that's the guy One.

That's the guy we voted for.

That's the guy I want.

Put the guy in.

Yeah, yeah, I want.

Him says, I want Epstein logs.

Yeah, I want the Epstein logs.

Yeah, I want all of them.

Yep, I want them.

I want you to take the flashlight and I want all the cockroaches to start scattering.

I.

I want them.

So I thought you said fleshlight.

I was like, flashlight, fleshly, whatever.

Flash, like flash.

Different sounds.

I have some video here of where the.

The left is melting down over Dan Bonino.

I would be.

I would be scared shitless if he's coming after me.

Absolutely.

Hang on one second here.

I got it.

I got.

I gotta stop.

I should have been better.

Should have been better prepared.

I was not better prepared.

I apologize.

Shame on you.

I need another producer.

I need a producer is what I need.

Anybody want to produce?

Anybody want to produce?

You have to be here.

That's the problem.

Okay, here we go.

Here's.

Here's.

They're talking about Dan Bongino, dictator.

Donald is playing chess while we're all playing checkers.

And here's his next move.

This.

This guy right here.

Dan Bongino is going to be the head of the FBI in maybe a week, perhaps a month tops.

But I'm thinking more like next week.

And how is Donald Trump going to get this twat who's not confirmed to be the Director of the FBI after we've already confirmed Cash Patel.

Because you're probably like, Shauna, you've definitely lost it.

This is.

Yes, Cash Patel.

He's going to move to be the head of the atf, The Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearm Division.

And when he moves over to atf, guess what?

This guy, who Donald Trump has just named the Deputy Director of the FBI, he moves up into the position of acting Director of the FBI, because that's the rules of succession now.

Okay?

Tell me you're a dumb twat without telling me you're a dumb twat.

Here's what happened.

They moved the ATF under the.

Under the FBI.

FBI.

Yeah.

So Cash Patel is going to be overseeing both.

Dan Bongino is going to be the Assistant Commissioner Gordon of the FBI.

All right, so.

And that's what's going.

And they're all melting down.

They're like, oh, he can appoint whoever he wants.

Right.

He doesn't have to be elected.

You the assistant director.

How this works?

Yeah, the Assistant Director of Health and Human Services was a lady boy.

Was a lady man.

Was a lady man.

Right.

An ugly lady man.

And they were talking about how Elon got rid of the people that had the secret.

The codes for the nuclear or whatever.

Seconds like, oops, boop, you're back.

Yeah, well, Biden had a guy in there that was going into airports and steering, Stealing ladies luggage and wearing their clothes.

He's a fashionista, okay?

So don't tell me about this shit.

I'm just telling you right now that I love the cabinet that he's putting together.

And every time I see somebody say so, is this what you voted for?

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

It's exactly what we fucking do.

I'll pay $10 for a fucking dozen eggs.

And as long as he.

Yeah, I don't care.

I don't care.

I want this government cleaned out.

It needs a high colonic, and I need it done now.

Do you ever see the videos of farms when they, like, they're cleaning out stalls and they rip up the mats and rats just scatter?

Yes.

Somehow that got on my feed, which is disgusting to watch, but that's what this is.

He's kicking in the doors and the rats are scattering.

Yeah.

And they don't know where to go because everywhere they turn, it's like, you know, there's Bondi, but there's Cash Patel.

Now there's Bongino.

And then, like, everywhere they turn, there's Miller.

It's.

It's going to be problematic Somebody's gonna.

Get him, I gotta tell you.

Stephen Miller, who's the assistant.

Oh, my God, I love.

He's the assistant chief of staff.

Right?

Is that who he is?

Yes.

Yeah.

Okay.

Yeah.

So he was at the press.

He was at a press briefing the other day.

He's savage.

And they asked him a question and he stepped up and basically gave them a fucking civics lesson.

And I love this so much.

It is true that many of the people in this room for four years failed to cover the fact that Joe Biden was mentally incompetent and was not running the country.

It is also true that many people in this room who have used this talking point that Elon is not elected fail to understand how government works.

So I'm glad for the opportunity for a brief civics lesson.

A president is elected by the whole American people.

He's the only official in the entire government that is elected by the entire nation.

Right.

Judges are appointed.

Members of Congress are elected at the district or state level.

Just one man.

And the Constitution, Article 2 has a clause known as the vesting clause, and it says the executive power shall.

Shall be vested in a president, singular.

The whole will of democracy is imbued into the elected president.

That president then appoints staff to then impose that democratic will onto the government.

The threat to democracy, indeed the existential threat to democracy, is the unelected bureaucracy of lifetime tenured civil servants who believe they answer to no one, who believe they can do whatever they want without consequence, who believe they can set their own agenda no matter what Americans vote for.

So Americans vote for radical FBI reform.

And FBI agents say they don't want to change.

Or Americans vote for radical reform on our energy policies.

But EPA bureaucrats say they don't want to change.

Or Americans vote to end dei, racist DEI policies.

And lawyers at the Department of Justice say they don't want to change.

What President Trump is doing is he is removing federal bureaucrats who are defying democracy by failing to implement his lawful orders, which are the will of the whole American people.

Hello.

I love this guy.

Yeah, he's the deputy chief of staff.

Deputy chief of staff.

What did I say?

Assistant deputy to the May.

Have I.

Yeah.

There's so many president positions flying around, it's hard to keep.

Keep up.

He's the assistant to the traveling president.

Like George Costanza.

Something like that.

Yeah.

And this is the.

Again.

And what's going on right now is that they're trying to throw every fucking roadblock in front of Trump.

They're trying to Slow him down.

And he's not slowing down.

Did you see?

I'm sure you have.

It's been all over the news, and I love it so much.

He's in there and he's talking.

He's like, you know, so we're doing this.

And he says, we did.

We signed the.

I signed an executive order to keep men out of women's sports.

And the only one who was giving us any problem was Maine.

And he says, is Maine in here?

And the governor was there, and she's like, yeah, are you going to do it?

She says, I'm going to follow state and federal law.

He goes, well, we're federal.

We're the federal law.

And she.

He says, well, I am the law.

Yeah, either do it or you're not going to get any money.

She goes, I'll see you in court.

And he goes, oh, see you in court.

I.

I love that one.

That one shouldn't take long.

And by the way, I don't think you're going to get elected for anything.

I mean, he just.

That now.

So, of course, everybody takes sides, you know, some sees a piece of the other ones.

She's standing truth to power.

In the meantime, men.

There's.

There was a man that won, like, some girls event, the pole vault.

A dude won a college pole vault taken away from.

Yeah.

A guy won pole vaulting.

Like, come on.

Again.

I go back.

Yeah.

I said, this is the hill you're going to die on.

Men and women's sports.

And they're like, they are not men.

They are women.

They are not.

They have a penis.

They are men.

Yeah.

If they were born with XX chromosomes, they're a man.

If they're.

If they're born with XY chromosomes, they're a female.

Now, they're.

Okay.

Now there's like a 0.100 or 000001% that might.

I don't know, they got their wires crossed or whatever.

A nut or the testicles didn't turn into ovaries or whatever.

And I think they're like a summer winter hookup.

You might have a battering of them.

And we can address them one at a time, you know, to whatever.

Yeah.

If you don't go through puberty.

If you don't go through puberty and all those hormones pop out, you're not the fucking.

Built the same.

You're not built the same.

This guy was a foot taller than these girls.

Yeah.

I can't stop it.

Leah Thomas, or William Thomas is, you know, he's a Swimmer.

And he was what?

I'll go.

Let's get crazy.

He was ranked 400 in the men's.

He set women's records.

So don't tell me.

It's not a.

It's not a thing and it shouldn't happen.

And fuck that.

Besides that.

He's in there with his.

With his man bits in there getting dressed undressed in front of women, and they got to get dressed in front of him.

They shouldn't have to do that.

XX's women or XY?

Wait a minute.

Hold on.

All right, well, while you're looking that up, Jody comments that 24 of Maine's budget comes from federal funding.

They'll fold, just like Canada.

Yeah, yeah, good.

If not, we'll kick them out and Canada can take over their state.

Hold on a second.

Let me get to.

Is xx.

What is.

Does women have?

Does women.

Well, hang on.

You talking how I'm talking.

Okay, Think it all up.

Hold on.

We just.

We just blew its mind.

Let me try.

Let me try this again.

Let me delete this.

Right, Here we go.

Okay.

Okay.

Does mail.

I have the answer if you want me to.

Oh, please.

What are you doing to me over here?

You're talking.

I don't know if you're asking a lesson.

Yeah, I'm trying to.

You're making me laugh because you can't get the.

I said, sure.

So I can do this.

And you start.

Okay.

And all of a sudden it starts going okay across the screen.

It's not my fault.

Okay, so XX chromosomes are sex chromosomes that are typically deter.

That typically determine female biological.

It does, yes.

All right, I have it backwards.

I had it backwards.

Well, considering you like lady boys.

So we get it.

Sorry.

Sorry.

No, I'm nuts.

I'm not sorry.

The hunt for a new co host is on.

You know, the thing is.

Laugh it up.

I'm secure enough in my manhood to know what I like and what I don't.

To know.

I like lady boys.

I don't like lady boys.

God damn it.

There comes another video.

God damn it.

Now all of a sudden, I see the fucking glasses and the cigarette coming out of Duchess's mouth.

Yeah, but it's a win for me.

All right, good.

I can take it.

I can take a joke.

I can take a joke.

It's not a problem.

It's no problem.

All right, so here's the thing.

Now all of a sudden, the leftists, they're all pissed off.

Can we get back into the show again?

Hot dogs are XY and donuts Are X.

Okay, I got it.

All right, calm down over there, you.

The leftists now, they're all.

They're all excited.

Like, they're gonna.

They're taking charge now, right?

They're gonna, they're gonna show us.

They're.

They're out protesting.

They're scary, scary monsters.

You can control them.

No, that one.

I broke my arm.

Mine's bigger.

Sycamore.

How stupid are you?

You grown people?

A grown man and two grown women pretending to be like scary vampires.

Stop it.

The only, the only thing that's scared of those three is a Chinese buffet.

Just tell you that right now.

So now be scared.

Seeing that in fucking Wawa too.

Yeah.

So the leftists.

Leftists now think that we're afraid of them, and we're not.

We're not afraid of them.

Not afraid of them at all.

We think they're stupid and.

And we're not afraid of them, but we're gonna.

Did you hear about the.

They're boycotting now.

We're out boycotting.

Oh, is that what we do?

Okay, yeah, we're out boycotting.

And I know there.

It's in here somewhere.

Where's my boycotting video?

Ah, here it is.

I apologize.

No worries.

So here's my.

All right, so there's a list.

They have a list.

And I'm just going to put the list up here.

I'm not going to play the video because the video is stupid.

Okay?

All right, so February 28th, economic blackout.

Nobody, nobody buys anything on February 28th.

All you left is stay home, don't buy anything.

We Republicans, normal people, get out there and buy shit on February 28th.

I love this one.

March 7th to the 14th, Amazon boycott.

Yeah, right.

Let me tell you what, Amazon should do some kind of like, special insane sale for that week.

I would.

This, I buy on Amazon, I think, every three days.

Yeah, exactly.

And Amazon does not give a.

If some of these ding dongs are not buying, right?

They're gonna do it because they don't want to go to the store.

Right?

Of course they are, because they can't.

This is all talk.

It's all bullshit for some reason.

February 21st, the 28th, there's a Nestle boycott.

This is what happens if a company decides to take down its DEI department.

Then they're.

They're going to boycott this.

All right, fine.

Okay.

If you want to keep your racist department because it is a racist department, if it's all about skin color, then it's racist whether it's white or black.

I don't hear this other bullshit.

Here's the best one.

I'm sorry, not the best one here.

So then there's a Walmart1.

From April 7th to the 14th, they're going to do that.

Then in April 18th, there's going to do a whole nother one.

The whole blackout.

And April 21, the 28th, a General Mills boy boycott.

All these moms aren't going to buy cereal or General Mills products.

You know how many General products there are?

Yeah, all right, but this was the one that cracked me up the most.

And it's not on here, but there is one where they.

All these women are going to boycott Target.

And I left.

And I left.

The guys are all for that one.

Tucking bathing suits anymore.

Okay?

Guys are all for the Target one.

Because they're like, you know how much money does my.

How much money my wife spends in Target?

They're like, please, please, please boycott Target.

My God, it's unbelievable.

Target much?

I should.

They have nice stuff.

I like their stuff.

I'll go there now.

Let me.

If you know what day it is, I'll go there and shop.

Okay.

I'll buy online and I'll shop in the store.

I'll double down.

Oh, okay.

Who's gonna buy all the blue hair, tie and poster board?

Right?

There's people gonna be out front.

Boycott.

All right.

I think that's insane.

Boycott.

It's.

It's like when people say, don't buy gas on Monday.

Well, you can buy gas Sunday and Tuesday, so they don't fucking care.

And if you don't buy gas on Monday, then it's less line for me.

Right.

It's so dumb, because what happens?

And I'll explain why I say this.

There is a woman by the name of Kylie, and I'm looking for her last name here.

I must have moved it around here.

Kylie Perkins.

Kylie Perkins.

She's on TikTok and she started blowing up.

She's one of these people that she says, look, don't make excuses, get up, get your done.

You know, don't say, you can't do this.

You can do this.

You can do more that you can.

She's a.

Oh, she holds people accountable.

She holds people accountable.

Oh, we don't like her then, right?

No, they loved her.

They loved her and she started doing this and all of a sudden her tik tok blew up to over a million people.

Oh, okay.

And then some.

Some jealous witch dug into her, dug into her life and found out that she follows Donald Trump.

Oh, and then she probably Right.

So now they all run to TikTok and say, you know what you should do?

You need to stop following Kylie Perkins.

She's a trumper.

So what?

Cancer.

Right.

Well, what happened?

It backfired.

Okay.

Yeah, she lost some people, but as soon as they started saying stop doing it, I'm like, who's this Connie Perkins?

I'm like, hey, I like this.

I'll follow her.

Yeah, I'll follow her.

So then I started liking and reposting her stuff so other people.

And I'm like, hey, you know, follow her.

She's up, up, over, like, she's like 1.3 million people now.

So go ahead left.

No one's scared of you anymore.

No one's scared of your cancel culture.

It's over.

Because guess she on Twitter or just.

Only.

I've only seen her on TikTok.

I've only seen her on TikTok.

And.

And we, as we all know, the Duchess is not on TikTok, but she might have.

Thinking if maybe you could share the TikTok on the boomer bunker.

I.

I have.

I do have the videos downloaded somewhere.

I don't know where I put them, but.

But she's a straight shooter.

She doesn't give you.

You know, she's.

She's straight shooter.

So what does that mean?

What does she say?

Like, get a job.

Don't be a mooch.

No, she's like, kind of shit.

This was like, get up in the morning, open up your curtains.

You know, it's not cold out.

Get the window open, get some fresh air into the house.

You know, set a schedule.

Make sure you have your schedule.

You know, work to a schedule.

1, 1.9 million she has now.

1.9.

It was 1.3 just the other day.

When I say the other day, what's today?

Monday.

Yesterday when I was doing the story, it was 1.3 million.

She's up to 1.9 now.

Way to go, Conservatives.

Way to go out and support people that the left's trying to cancel.

So she acts like their mom.

Okay, Go to work or clean your house.

Open your room.

Yeah, kind of like a female Dr.

Jordan Peterson, you know, make your bed, get up again.

I just know that she's.

She's like a female Domingo.

She doesn't sugarcoat anything.

She's very blunt the way she says things, and she pulls no punches.

Can she identify lady boys?

She probably can identify lady boys.

Look, the look in your eyes when I say that, you just.

I already know what the.

First of all, the title of the show is lady boys.

And then what it is, it's, it's what it's going to be, it's going to be Plastique, Tiara's body with my head on it.

Lady boys.

That's going to be the, that's going to be the artwork for this episode.

Thank you.

I appreciate.

So he got me all fucked up now.

Damn it.

What was it?

Oh yeah.

She's like Jamaica.

So this morning, when I woke up this morning, I got up, I opened up the curtains, I pulled up the blinds, I got some light in the house, you know, I, I said I had a list of things that I needed to do in the morning.

I hit it and I had.

By 10 o'clock, I had a bunch of shit done.

I was like, wow, how about that?

You know, Sit down at the end of the night, make a list of like the top five things you want to get done first thing in the morning, you know what?

And it's not that hard.

But we sit around, we sit.

I get my normal morning is I wake up, I grab my phone and I start scrolling through Twitter and Tick tock and all that other shit.

I didn't do this.

I got, I got up, stood up, open up the curtains, you know, pull the blinds up so you can, you know, to get some light in the house.

And by 11am, John went for his two hour nap.

No nap, quite happy, no nap.

But he's running on adrenaline now.

And so John wasn't here this morning.

So what I did was I, I got up, I went out, I got a little bit of breakfast, I went out to, went to a diner, got some breakfast, came back home.

Yeah, Got the show ready to go.

Got some shit done.

Number five, plastique tiara video binge.

From 10 to 1030.

Stare at plastique tiara.

That's fine.

She's very.

I just, Like I said, there's no shame, you guys.

Shame.

Yeah, we don't judge.

How dare you?

You do too much, right?

Oh, you love it.

Stop it.

You give it right back to everyone else.

So it's just boomerang.

Honestly, Honest.

God, I really don't.

This is the boomerang bunker tonight, my friend.

I don't really.

Again, you guys can have all the.

I'm secure enough in my manhood.

I know what's going on over here.

I don't need, I don't need your approval.

None of you.

I could admit.

I could admit when I like them.

I, I've never said that.

I don't know where you're getting that one from just like a woman putting words in a man's mouth.

We listen, we don't.

Yeah.

Have you met me?

I try not to judge, but that everybody gets a chance, let's put it that way.

Everybody gets a shot and then, you know.

Okay, so we do have some voicemails.

Would you like to hear some voicemails?

I would love to hear voicemails.

All right, first one from Dean.

Here we go.

Hey, John, just so there's no confusion and whining and complaining like last here, like you weren't invited to the get together.

The date has been determined to be July 19, Mike's house.

Just to make sure that, you know, so you're not bitching anymore, and we'd love to see you there.

Oh, by the way, got a question for you.

Oh, you've heard of.

I haven't heard this yet, so I don't know what he's going to say.

I'm a little nervous.

Here we go.

You've heard of Elf on the Shelf, right?

So what do you call one of Winnie the Pool Best friends on my son Neil's shoulder.

See it?

Do you know I already got it.

Winnie the Proust friend.

A trigger on a.

Trigger.

Tigger.

A tigger.

Not a trigger.

A tigger.

Winnie the Pooh's friend.

A tigger.

I don't like that.

That's terrible.

Don't.

Dean.

God damn it, that's terrible.

Yeah, so it's a.

It's a tigger.

No, no, no, no.

Don't, don't, don't, don't.

Next voicemail.

Don't you dare play dolphin's job.

Can't find dolphin's drop.

God damn it.

Thank God.

Okay.

Damn it.

I didn't touch him.

So not mad about it, though.

Oh, I'm sorry.

It's a trigger.

I thought you was gonna say.

All right, there we go.

It's not.

I didn't say it.

Tigger.

Tigger.

All right, next voicemail, please.

Next voicemail.

What?

It's not me.

I'm just answering the.

All right, here's Lisa.

Lisa sent one in.

Yo, Jamingo.

In July, you'll be in Michigan.

End of story.

See you then.

All the best.

I guess I'm gonna have to start planning for this and see if we can do this.

I don't know.

Happy February, Delvin.

It's almost.

It's almost.

This month's almost over.

And then we got Mikey.

Mikey P.

Producer Mikey P.

Hey, it's Pelarito.

Hey, I want to let you know, we are planning some stuff for July.

Talking Pennsylvania and when we're going to get together, want to let you know you are invited.

John, feel free to come out.

I would love to have you out here at the farm.

We're gonna have barn party.

The sheep will be stripping.

Gonna be awesome.

I wanted to make sure you were invited.

I want to make sure you are good with that.

I'd love to have you out here.

Come on out, man.

Okay.

Thank you for the invite.

It's very, very nice of you.

Very nice.

I guess you're going out on the 19th.

Yes.

Okay.

John can milk some cows or some lady boys.

Mike does not have cows.

Goats.

Yeah, I can milk some goats.

He has goats.

He's got sheep, he's got chickens.

I can wrestle a goat or two.

You could not now probably arrange for that.

Bruce said.

Bruce said.

Tigger, please.

Oh, Trigger, please.

Well, it's Tigger, but.

Well, he goofing on you, but okay.

Wow.

Well, you guys are all going to be out there.

July got to go out there and visit.

You know what we should do?

We should go out there and we all get together and find out when Eric's working at whatever that pub he goes to.

The Biscuit.

The Bisqu.

The Biscuit Pub.

Whatever the.

That.

Whatever the that is.

Go out and hang out there.

I.

I wouldn't be able to.

Because I wouldn't be able to go.

I wouldn't be able to eat anything they brought out because I was afraid he'd spit in it.

That jealous.

Yeah, I wouldn't eat.

I wouldn't eat anything he prepared.

That's disgusting.

Be fun to go.

I gotta.

I'm toning up on unboxing.

That could be fun.

You.

You all talk, no action.

You ain't gonna do that.

Well, I have to heal up a little.

I think I may have tore something in my forearm.

Mm.

See?

Still sore.

So, no, I want to say I'm gonna take the class.

As soon as I can make a fist without it hurting, I'm gonna go back and take that class.

Well, I also have my 20 mile hike in actually like 40 days, which I wasn't thinking about it.

When I went to make a hair appointment, she's like, oh, she gave me the date.

And I was like, oh, I'm not gonna be here.

But I'm like, oh, that's close.

So, yeah, July is pretty good.

Well, you say it now.

It's.

No, I'm doing.

I'm doing one in April.

April 5th.

Okay.

Is the one.

And then the next one is October.

Sparky wants to know, did we start the 22,025 miles in 2025 as of yet?

Yes, I have started the miles and Josh has as well.

He's like 100 miles plus ahead of me because he just does everything.

He's fast.

I have my miles, but I don't have them at the ready.

So, yes, I have over 300 miles, but for the year so far, I'm not where I want to be, but that's where it is for the moment.

Let's see.

Come on, come on.

Well, the page doesn't work as fast as I want it to, of course, because I wasn't prepared for it.

I have 319 miles and Josh probably has 11, 000 miles.

11, 000.

Yeah.

Or ish.

So he has 430.

430 miles and you have what?

320.

I have just about 320.

Okay.

Yeah.

All right, so he's 100 miles ahead of me.

All right, why don't we do this?

Why don't we get ready to get out of here?

But we also, since it's Monday, we always do podcast shout outs from the podcast that we like listening to.

They're friends of ours.

And we also have stickers if you want to.

Matter of fact, where's my watercolor cup show?

You took my work up.

Look at me.

Look at that.

Booma bunka.

So I have some stickers.

I.

I do need to send one out this week, but I will be shipping a bunch out.

So if you would like a sticker, a limited edition boomer bunker podcast sticker, send me a message.

You can DM me through any of our socials or on Discord or whatever and just send me.

All I need is your address and I will send out a sticker just for you.

There you go.

Also, my cousin is going to put him on his race car.

He's got his.

We need pictures of that.

If he doesn't, he's got a race car and his two sons have race cars.

Little mini micro sprints.

Micro.

So anyhow, that should be fun.

Yeah.

I also have brand X stickers.

Oh, very nice.

A bunch of them, I gotta tell you.

Are you handing those out?

Well, I would.

Here's the deal with the brand X stickers.

I'm not really crazy about.

They're hard to get apart, like Bruce's stickers.

They're.

They're very easy to Bruce's.

Jason stickers are very easy to get them apart.

Aaron, I Need your address?

Yeah.

Aaron, just DM the address.

Yeah, DM the address, and then we'll write it down and we'll send it to the irs.

Type it.

Type it in the comments.

No one will type in the comments.

Yeah, it's no big deal.

No, seriously, DM me wherever and.

And I'll get one to you.

Okay, sure.

Well, Jason did a great job on these stickers.

Jason from Horrible Designs.

And they're very easy to get apart.

They are.

They are like them.

They're in sheets.

They're not done a good job.

Because this one here, I was trying to get this one because I was going to put it on the other side of the mug and I can't get it apart.

I mean, look, I got the paper.

I can't get the damn thing to.

Doesn't come apart, so I don't know.

Yeah, that's gross, right?

They need.

Yeah, Sparky says they need a slit down the middle.

Yeah, that's what they usually would do is.

Yeah.

Sticker Mule should send them back.

When did you get them?

A year ago.

Entirely.

Oh, entirely too long ago.

Yeah, a whole pile of them.

Gave a bunch to Deuce and Joe.

I have a bunch here.

Here's some stickers.

We can't do anything.

Yeah, here's some stickers.

Just tape them to something.

Scotch.

Tape them to whatever you want.

Get some Gorilla Glue.

Put them right on there.

Well, you could probably put something else on the back if you really wanted to.

Just chuck them and get new ones.

I've been vamping all this time.

I hope you have your podcast shout also up and ready to go.

Okay, good.

There we go.

I do.

All right.

The Weathered View with Bruce, Jason and Ken.

I have not heard from Jason lately, by the way, so.

Okay, what's going on with Jason?

He's been.

All right, I'll chase Aaron.

I don't know.

I don't know if he's just settled.

I know he.

He's very involved with school and work and stuff, so.

His kids.

School, so.

And hopefully he's feeling okay.

I had to say, with Aaron.

Aaron is in here.

Yes.

He probably should be dropping, I would guess a new podcast tomorrow.

Is it one?

Okay.

Usually Tuesdays, they drop.

Okay.

Okay.

So Bruce says that Jason has been busy.

All right, Well, I hope he's okay.

Wheelbarrow full of Dicks with Mike Travis and drunk.

All right, here we go.

Am I cancel with Edward?

Katie, Google out now.

Look, I understand artists.

They get problems sometimes with co hosts, you know, I don't know what happened?

There was some kind of big blowout between the two of them, but then he came in and he threw her out of our discord.

He threw Katie Kubo out of our discord, Edward.

Yeah.

And I had to go, like, let her back in again.

And I had to scold Edward.

I'm like, dude, I understand you had a fight with her or whatever, and that's your thing, but you just can't come into discord, start tossing people out you don't like.

So we went back and forth.

I don't think he likes me right now, Edward.

He's.

He's.

He's mad at me, but this is on him.

He's acting like a child.

I'm just saying, let him.

He can.

Sometimes you need to retreat to your corner to work it out.

So it'll.

It'll be okay.

Aaron says his podcast will drop tomorrow.

Okay, good.

There you go.

I highly suggest you guys follow him.

I had to say, he's on all, I believe, all the platforms, and it's a good, solid rant, but it's like a very calm rant.

It's impressive.

And listen, I really got to start counting the amount of times he uses smooth Brain, because I think in the last episode, I think it was at least five or six times.

So I'm like, I gotta.

That'd be a good drinking game.

Yeah, you need a.

You need a bell.

Also, anybody looking for a good female co host?

Katie Gooboy, I hear, is looking for a job.

Easy.

Went all easy on.

Goo.