New Tariff In Town | Episode 291

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First up, she's the queen of sarcasm, the empress of eyerolls.

This Jersey gal's infectious giggle will always make you smile.

The glamorous agitator with style and sass and her sidekick.

He is an old man with the energy, focus, and reading ability of a first grader on a sugar rush.

Together they will dissect world issues, slice through the social justice shenanigans, and make.

You laugh while the world burns.

Here are your hosts, the Duchess and Jamingo.

Hey, everybody.

Hey.

Guess what?

I'm not the most hated man in America right now.

Donald Trump is, well, still young, actually.

Elon Musk.

Wow.

I mean, we leave Thursday, and so much happens, and it's like, I can't wait to get till Monday.

And then what do you.

What do you talk about?

I mean, there's so much to get to.

It's insane.

I had a meltdown this weekend, and I'm pissed off at the audience here.

You.

You know, you bunke dwellers, you bunker dwellers let me down.

I'm not gonna lie.

I mean, we were on Shitty Song of the Week, and it's time to vote.

And I look and I go.

First of all, I go to Twitter.

I have seven Twitter accounts.

I go to Twitter.

I take all my Twitter accounts.

I vote seven times.

Then I look and we're losing, and there's 25 votes.

25.

We're losing.

So I go on a rampage.

I go into our discord and I threaten people.

Listen, you.

Hey, I do a lot of work to make this show this mediocre.

And you know what?

If you don't.

If you can't take the time to take your phone out and take your little thumb and go to Twitter and then go to this link and then vote for the podcast so we can win.

I mean, I'm not asking much.

I'm not asking for money.

Yeah.

I'm not.

I'm not asking for much.

There you go.

There's a guy.

Bruce.

Bruce voted three times.

All right, so Bruce voted three times.

I voted seven times.

That's 10.

There's 25 votes, and we're still losing.

I don't get it.

I don't get it.

So I freak out.

I say, that's it.

Yes.

If not, everybody's on Every social.

I understand that.

I get that.

I understand that.

But the.

It.

The.

The problem is that there's enough people that are on there that we should get 25 votes.

How embarrassing is that?

That.

See, this is why I don't.

This is why I don't have a Patreon, because if nobody shows up, I feel like a dick.

So I.

I threaten people.

I go on this.

Yes.

That's so much better.

Hey, is this.

I'm mad about it, so I'm gonna yell at the people that I need.

Somebody's going to be taught a lesson here.

Someone's going to be taught a lesson.

All right?

If we don't win, no show on Monday, that's it.

And here we are.

So here we are.

We still didn't win.

We didn't lose.

We tied.

We tied, okay?

But then something happened that made me with.

Softened my heart and said, you know what?

I don't care if we lose or not.

I will still do a show.

This show right here is dedicated to budwegger because Bud Vugger went over on his Twitter account and said, hey, listen, go to this.

Please go to this.

Please go to this, tweet this link and vote for Chevy Van or I won't get a podcast on Monday.

And I said, how can I do that to Buddh Vugger?

How can I?

We can't let him.

I can't.

I can't.

It was.

It warmed.

It melted my heart.

It did.

I'm serious when I say that.

It melted my heart.

Now for the rest of you, very disappointed.

Extremely disappointed.

Okay, Eric, come on.

Come on.

Shaming work.

We could.

We could have promoted this all week.

I did.

I said, hey, go vote.

How many times I got to tell you people something?

Well, if they don't listen immediately.

They had a week we were on there for.

They don't listen right away.

You don't know how people listen to us.

You know something?

You are just like a woman.

You sit there and you.

I have empathy and sympathy for our audience.

You're just me, me, me.

I'm disciplining the children, and you're over there being an agent for the kids.

I'm loving my.

I know.

You're just a grumpy old.

I'm gonna protect the children from the big old bad daddy.

See?

Voice of reason.

So here we are.

Okay, so then I go on a fest.

Not only do I do a fest in Discord, I went on Twitter, did a fest.

I went on Tick Tock and did a bitch fest.

It was embarrassing.

I Think I did it on YouTube.

No.

Facebook, too.

I don't know.

Now, I drove.

This is what's really upsetting.

I drove over 600 views to that tweet we did.

We drove a lot of traffic over there, and still no one voted.

They went out.

Well, honestly, I think you.

You got people going to look at it, and they either voted the other way because it's fun to make Jamingo freak out.

Okay, I get that.

Yeah.

Because Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob.

Oh, you, Bob sitting there, goes, well, you know something?

I really think that having my baby was the worst.

I don't care.

I don't care.

We voted the other way.

And then Mike, that asshole from Wheelbarrow full of dicks, he'll do it.

Whatever I say, he'll do the opposite because that's just the kind of guy he is.

He likes watching you freak out.

Point right here.

So I.

I'm just.

I just.

I was like, you know, I don't ask for.

Really.

I don't ask for much.

You know, I come in here twice a week, try to entertain you.

I asked for one little thing, you know, and it's not like there was hundreds of.

Thank God.

Thank God that show doesn't get a lot of views.

Well, we would have got our asses kicked.

There's 25, and we couldn't get 25.

My friends voted seven, 10, 12 times.

We were still losing 12, 13.

I can count for 13 votes.

My seven.

Eight.

You.

You voted for us, right?

No, I voted three.

Oh, you voted three.

My seven.

You're three.

Bruce's three.

It's 13.

Aristotle voted twice.

That's 15.

And Luis voted.

That's.

And Budwegger, this is 16.

And.

But it's all different platforms, so I don't know that platforms.

Okay, okay, see, here's.

Hi, Red.

Yeah.

John is screaming, right?

Yeah, I am.

I was, like, pissed.

And to be honest with you, if you really want to be honest, we lost.

I voted seven times and we tied.

So we lost and you voted three.

It was awesome.

I'm sorry.

Well, that's.

But that's how it's set up.

I voted on.

I had a great time on the show, and the show was a lot of fun.

I highly recommend.

All right.

But my.

You know, and then again, I understand.

Look, I understand how the game's played.

I do.

But everybody wins.

It's always a perpetual.

It's true.

So I'm sitting there and I go, yeah, if there's only, like, 30 votes and I can't get.

I can't pull 30 votes on my own.

Apparently not.

And all my family and friends vote 15 times and we tie.

Yeah, well, they probably voted against you, so.

How dare you?

How dare you out there?

How dare you out there that voted against me?

How dare you?

I will find you.

I will find you, Skills.

He will find you.

It was a blast.

I can't wait to see it when it gets to, like, the.

Like, the semifinals or wherever the next level is where they'll sort it out.

Yeah, we.

Yeah, we drove over 600 views to the tweet and only 26 votes.

I said he didn't vote.

I mean, well, if you did.

I mean.

And Red didn't vote, thank God.

We would have lost if we died.

Thank God Red didn't vote.

It was so much fun.

It's the disrespect that I can't get over.

It is.

It's the disrespect.

A vote for vote against Jamingo is a vote for democracy.

That's what Bob did.

Don't worry, Bob.

I see you.

I see you.

Well, we'll see when Bob goes on.

Oh, well, I'll tell you what, Red.

You're gonna win that week.

I'm taking all my votes, and I'm voting again.

I don't care what.

I don't care if Bob has the shittiest song in the history of shitty songs.

I'm voting for Red.

When Bob comes on, you'll have to.

Listen to this week's.

They have Bobby Boucher, 50 Shades of Boucher.

And his voice, he reminds me of Archer.

If you've ever listened to or seen Archer on tv, the guy.

He does like Bob's Burgers.

Whoever that guy is that does the voice.

That's what he's.

He.

It's reminiscent of that.

He sounded like a.

He sounds like a redneck.

He sounds like Jody B.

Bobby, I think.

Yeah, I've heard him before.

I've been on a podcast with Bobby before.

I'm gonna disagree with that.

He sounded.

There were times where he.

That's what he sounded like was Archer to me.

But it was the.

The.

The.

The challenge on this week is.

Is Kenny Rogers versus Dolly Parton, and it is the.

The songs are horrible.

I highly recommend you go listen to.

Them versus Dolly Parton.

Well, Dolly Parton does have some stinkers.

It's old Dolly Parton songs.

Old ones.

Oh, okay.

All right.

And then Kenny Rogers, he's another hit or misser.

But.

Yeah.

Well, if it wasn't, it was.

I think it was Part of his greatest Hits.

But it was.

It was at the bottom of the barrel on the Greatest Hits.

You know how old I'm getting.

They had a huge concert out in California.

Fire Aid for all them.

I didn't.

I had no idea it was even going on.

Did you?

I've never heard of Fire Aid.

Oh, well, that's.

That's.

I heard they had a concert.

Yes.

I'd seen it.

I never heard that they were having a concert for it.

I had no idea.

I would have watched it.

Like Live Aid.

We were so psyched for Live Aid.

It was here in Philadelphia.

Kenny Rogers Greatests versus Bargain Store.

Oh.

Oh.

Well, I mean, you can't.

Kenny Rogers has some really good songs, I think.

Well, the song is the greatest.

Oh.

Oh, that's.

The song.

Is Kenny Rogers the greatest.

Okay.

Versus Dolly Parton's the Bargain Store.

I am very torn on this one.

I listened to the whole thing.

I was walking through Target, and they are.

It's destroying.

Yeah, it dropped Sunday.

Okay.

And they.

They're commentating.

And I'm at the point where I'm listening to the Dolly Parton song, and they are destroying her.

And I'm walking through Target with air pods on.

Laughing out loud.

I'm like, I look insane, because I'm just.

It was so funny.

So.

But, yeah, the Fire Aid.

I didn't see who performed, but I'd seen people share it.

Well, one of the big things was.

What's the.

What was the.

Nirvana came back.

Nirvana.

Nirvana came back without Kurt Cobain, you know, because.

So they had other people come out and sing the songs, but Dave Grohl played the drums, and the.

The big fat guy.

Tall fat guy played the guitar, and then the other small, skinny gay guy played the other guitar.

And then they had Joan Jett sing a song, and Dave Grohl's daughter came out and sang also.

So that was kind of cool.

Yeah.

And then Joan Jett's going on tour this year with Billy Idol.

How can I tell the difference?

Both of them look like old lesbians.

Well, at least Billy Idol still has the white hair.

Still has the black hair.

Okay.

All right.

You can tell them apart.

Yeah.

So then we go from that, and we roll right into the Grammys.

Anybody watch the Grammys?

Nope, I didn't.

No, I never watched.

It is just horrible.

Red was having a field day.

I on Twitter last night.

Did you watch any of his tweets?

Hang on.

We'll get to him.

But first of all, they were so great.

I gotta go to Kanye's wife.

Oh, my God.

Kanye's wife.

This is what she wore to the thing.

They threw her out.

They actually threw her out.

It's like pantyhose dress.

They took.

She took some fat lady stocking and cut it off at the toes and then put her ass into it, and that's how she looked.

And look at him.

He's.

I mean, he's a scuzz bag.

I don't like him.

Right.

I've never been a fan of his.

And it's a dollar store.

He just has her as a prisoner.

I swear to God, it's.

She's dollar store.

Kim Kardashian.

She's like, yeah, look at her eye.

Like, so for people who can't see this, just Google Kanye west, wife, Grammys.

Right.

She's essentially naked.

She's essentially naked now.

I had to cover up the parts here with the jaminga.

Yeah, yeah.

Thank goodness.

And she just.

She looks sad.

Like, her eyes look sad.

And it's just because she looks so much now like Kim Kardashian.

Yeah, it's.

It's kind of depressing.

And I.

I just.

I feel bad for, like, I think he.

He may.

Clearly.

He makes her dress like that, so.

Right.

All right, let's see if I can find this.

All right, so let's go over to.

So here's Red's tweet.

Whoops.

So Red says out of Chris Stapleton, Post Malone, Casey Musgraves, Lainey Wilson, and Beyonce.

Beyonce had the best country album question mark, question mark.

Question mark.

Question mark, question mark.

What the actual fuck?

Now I get that because I figured all the rednecks would be upset that.

You know, everybody should be upset.

How is country.

How has she got the best country out of country people?

And then Beyonce.

Beyonce's not country.

She made an country ish album.

Well, let's go to the themed.

Let's go to see what the comments say.

Deadward.

That's a pretty good one.

Shitty song.

Because that's what you call Will Smith's son Jaden.

And he has.

He had that suit on, which was nice.

And then he had, like, a dollhouse stuck on his head like, he lost the bed house.

It's so stupid.

But it got him talking.

It got him in the news, Right?

Honest question.

I only listen to some country once in a while, but is it because she's black and red goes.

No, it's because the album sucks.

I think it's a little bit because she's black.

I.

I think it's a little bit because she's black.

I don't think anybody cares that she's black.

I think it's.

She sucks.

And she got all pissy last year when she didn't get anything, and then I guess Jay Z.

So she's going on tour, so.

Yeah.

Well, there you go.

So.

Well, this will sell records.

So now she's got money.

Yeah.

So the red says 100.

100.

Those other albums, aside from Laney's, aren't really country either, so.

There are so many other country albums this year that should have been on.

Listen, I swear to God, I don't listen to country.

Well, not only that, but the Grammys don't really tell you what's the best.

No, it's.

People think I'm maggot Maga T.

Maggot.

Maggots.

I don't know.

Not you, Red.

No, your name's literally Red.

Okay.

It's funny.

I mean, he's.

But he's a old.

He's an old liberal kind of sort of.

He's not old.

He's younger than me.

He looks old like that.

He looks like 10 miles of torn up road.

He does not.

You stop that.

It's been a.

It's been a rough paper route for rigging.

Oh, my God.

He could say what he wants about me on his show.

It's fine.

I don't care.

Oh, my God.

He goes, thank you, John.

Oh, quite welcome.

Oh, my God, I'm sick again.

Or still or whatever.

I started getting sick last night, so I have to.

Yeah, so if I have to shut my mic off and cough, I apologize.

I ate about 100 cough drops today.

And then my stomach's growling and Duchess says, you know, if you eat a lot of that artificial sweetener, it makes you have the runs.

I'm like, don't cough too hard.

That's what happened.

You see John cough and then the camera, the screen will just go blank.

Like, I scooted into the bathroom around 2 o'clock and it sounded like someone threw a whole bucket of water in the back into the toilet.

Oh, it scared me.

It came out.

So anyhow, so after Kanye with his wife, she got thrown out.

Yeah.

I love when the people from the Grammys get up and they.

They lecture you about them, about, you know, what's going on in the world and all.

We're like, hey, you know what I have?

Chicken.

Oh, you know what I did?

I made the Amish penicillin, which is.

You cut up a red onion, you put it in a jar with some garlic, and then you Pour honey all over it and you let it sit for 12 hours.

And then you take a teaspoon of it or a tablespoon in the morning and you're supposed to take a tablespoon at night.

Well, I took.

I said, oh, this is going to be bad because I haven't tried it.

So I strained it out this morning.

I'm like, hey, it's bad.

I took another one.

It was okay.

And that actually worked for a little bit.

So I'll do two when I go upstairs.

I figured that's better than any other cough.

And then I had.

This is how many cough drops I ate that was full when I started.

Oh, that's a lot of cough drops, John.

That's candy.

That's like candy.

Yeah.

Well, it does work.

See, I have them over.

Oh, my God, my stomach.

I swear to God, it's like.

Great.

I was gonna call real hard his pants and we're gonna end the show.

Okay.

I can't pass gas.

I know that.

I'm sorry.

Don't push anything.

I can't push anything.

I couldn't even sneak.

I couldn't even do a one cheek sneak.

Speaking of.

Speaking of classy.

Speaking of the Super Bowl.

What?

Speaking of the super bowl, my Eagles are playing Sunday.

Sunday.

The big game.

The big game.

They're.

They're minus 1.5 against the Chiefs.

So they're an underdog.

I.

I think, I think they might win this one.

I really do.

But here's something.

All right.

You know how I don't like that girl Kristen Welker, who's on abc.

The real angry one with the big eyes when she.

She attacks the people.

Would you believe?

Well, I'll just show you.

You are a Eagles fan.

I.

A big Eagles.

Big Eagles fan.

Big time Eagles fan.

You're hosting Meet the Press this Sunday.

Yes.

Be honest.

How much will your headspace be thinking about the game?

I'm going to try my best to focus on Meet the Press.

It would be a bummer if, like, you had these like world leaders and you were like, what do you think Jalen Hurts is going to throw for.

May or may not be my last question to every guest.

No.

But I should say, you know, I've lived in D.C.

now for over a decade.

Yeah.

So I'm not torn.

But there is a lot of my friends are going to be.

And I will say, I mean, look, you obviously want your team to win and you want them to win by a lot.

Is the.

The story of the commanders is a nice story.

I Do.

I mean, Washington football fans have not had a good run of things.

I root for them all of the time.

Except for when they're playing against the Eagles.

And then.

And we all know what happened there.

The Eagles destroyed the Commanders.

But I was like.

I was like.

They really did.

But I have to tell you, now that I know she's an Eagles fan, I hate her less.

Of course you do.

I have a small.

I've like.

I have a war spot in my heart for her now.

It's like.

You're like.

You're like the Grinch.

Your heart grew.

Yeah, it's like, three times bigger.

Like, I.

I despised her when she was attacking, you know, J.D.

vance and any Republican on.

On these new shows.

And now that I got you covered.

He hates her more.

Yeah, he hates her more.

Oh, he hates her more because she's an Eagles fan.

I get it.

I get it.

Well, it's no counting for taste.

Yeah.

You were her at this point.

So Duchess has a.

All you Eagles fans.

It's.

It's a hodgepodge.

You.

You people.

I know.

That's all right.

I'm still gonna root.

I'm gonna root for you, for your team.

You didn't hear that, did you?

You didn't hear me cough.

I have a cough button.

I'm a big podcaster.

I'm a big boy podcast.

I have a cough button.

The mute button.

Yeah, mute button.

So that's cool.

So I'm proud of yourself.

Proud of myself.

I'm a big kid now.

All right, so we have a story here that Duchess brought up.

Let me.

Let me share my screen.

And I really don't have anything to share about this one, because for some reason in my warped childhood, this never happened to me.

But it's 23 more.

Whoops.

I accidentally watched sex scenes with my parents story.

Yes.

And I was like, you know what?

That's never really happened to me.

I never had that one.

Vicky Krista Barcelona.

When I was Vicki Cristina Barcelona.

Okay.

This is 2000.

When I was in high school, my family was getting ready to go on a trip to Spain.

My mom decided to rent it because it set in Spain.

She heard the music.

The scenery was beautiful.

Well, it turns out no amount of gorgeous music and scenery is worth watching a threesome with your parents.

I've not seen that.

It's had, like, Javier Bardem and whoever.

Penelope Cruz and then whoever else.

Now, this movie.

I have seen Bull Durham.

I don't really remember a lot of sex scenes in this, to be honest.

I do Like Susan Sarandon, like, humped everybody through the whole movie.

I know she was a.

In this movie.

Her character.

Yeah.

But.

Oh, she's a randy gal, you know.

I have a real soft spot for Susan Sarandon because she's got some dude.

She's got big tits.

Yes.

Big ass eyes.

Yeah, I know she does have some big eyes.

I just throw.

You just throw a sheet over here.

My mother took her.

My.

My mother took my grandfather to see it in the theater because he was a huge baseball fan.

She was mortified by the sex scene.

Of course, afterwards, when someone asked my grandfather what he thought about the film, he simply said, well, it wasn't really about baseball.

No.

So.

Not really.

Yeah.

Dracula had sex scenes in it.

I don't remember this.

Yeah.

Oh, this scene.

Yeah.

Yeah.

When that scene came on, my mom explained that wasn't in the book.

I don't remember that.

Yeah, I guess.

I think the brand.

I think Bram Stoker's Dracula.

I think that was the one with Gary Oldham.

And for some reason, very appealing in that movie.

Like, it's just something about.

It's the hat, the hair.

I don't know.

Oh, okay.

There's a scene where Winona Ryder is walking down the street and he's like, look at me.

And I'm like, okay.

I'm lucky.

Okay.

Apparently, Dracula got Duchess moist.

That was just a 1992.

It was very young.

Something kind of sexy about him.

It was creepy when he turned into.

Like.

I didn't want him to turn into Dragon.

Okay.

The lead up to it, the shape of water.

I watch it.

My grandparents, I was sitting in between them.

My grandfather just had surgery and he was.

It was the movie he wanted.

At first, sitting between them was funny because they kept leaning over to talk to each other because they're trying to figure out where they had seen Sally Hawkins before.

Then came all the sex scenes.

They were.

They were totally fine.

But all I could think was, holy, why did I sit here?

So I'm trying to think, like, of any of these.

I've seen spread.

I haven't seen spread.

I haven't seen spread.

That sound.

It doesn't sound legit.

Like, it's.

It sounds like a.

A movie that's gonna have a lot of sex.

Yeah.

I saw this movie in the theaters.

My mom basically soft porn.

My dad had won tickets or a radio to see it, but he couldn't go.

So he gave my mom and me the tickets.

It was rated PG 13 on the tickets.

My mom and I even looked up the description Online didn't sound like it was basically soft porn.

So we get in the theater, the ratings come up before the film and it says R.

And we discuss leaving, but we decided to stay and see what happens since we had been given a ticket to free and I was like, 17.

Well, if you're 17, you can get, you know.

So seeing an R rated movie wasn't a huge deal.

The movie starts playing and.

Yeah, awkward.

One of those things we laugh about now and tell people.

My mom took me to my first porno and my dad got me the tickets.

So I'll try to see once 40 year old virgin.

Okay, that was funny.

That was funny.

My sister and I thought it would be a good idea as teenagers to go see this with our conservative dad.

I will never know.

Like, did we not think.

Did we not think it would be about a 40 year old virgin?

Sorry.

I was still pretty good up until then.

Anyway.

The scene with Seth Rogen's character is talking about a donkey show in Mexico.

So awkward.

All right, so you have a story, right?

I have two.

They're not so in depth, but.

So there was when my mother decided she's going to take my brother to see Stripes.

My brother was like, murphy.

And yes, yes, that was that bad.

There's tons of boobs.

It was the shower scene where, oh.

There were boobs and they're like, rub them.

Rub them with water.

That's right.

My mom's like, you know, like, it was clearly not for.

It was not for 11 year olds.

Oh, 11.

Well, geez.

My brother was 11 when she took him.

So he was like, yeah, he was like naked and he's.

She's like, oh, my God.

My mother did not have good, good decision on that.

And then when.

When Top Gun came out, we were like, cool.

So my mom and I went to see Top Gun.

We're gonna see, you know, the guys play volleyball and this.

That.

Well, there's like that hot and heavy sex scene to take my breath away.

Middle of that where it's like, yeah.

Where it's like very slow and it's like, it's a slow scene playing the music and watching Tom Cruise, which is kind of gross.

And it was just like, I'm just.

I just remember sitting next to my mother, like, I don't want to be here for any of this.

It was so awkward.

It'd been funny if I was with my girlfriends and then we would have giggled over it.

But it was like, mother, like my mother next to me was like, no, absolutely not.

Just would have been more awkward if she started to go to third base.

Ew.

Oh.

Sorry.

Can't do that.

What are we doing here?

Disgusting.

So here you go.

Mike from wheelbarrow full of dick says, I'm taking a bubble bath by watch while watching.

I wish I had a glass of wine.

I wish you had a glass of wine, too, Mayor Mike.

And a toaster plugged in.

Just kidding.

Just kidding.

God.

No, just the wine.

So a plane crashed in northeast Philly.

Was it Friday night?

Left turn?

Yeah, I'm sorry, did you have another story?

I thought.

No, I'm good, I'm good.

I was changing subject.

No.

Okay.

No, it's all good.

You just literally like sharp turned on that.

So as I do.

As I do.

Because I'm out.

I'm out.

This click, click, click.

Nothing in the chamber.

Yeah.

Did you have anything?

No, I'm good.

Because I don't want a premature.

So the plane crash east story late.

Okay, so the plane crashes in northeast Philly on Friday night.

And that's a place where I've been to several times.

That Roosevelt Mall.

Yeah, It's a high class area, right?

High classy.

It's high class for northeast Philly.

I mean, you know, it's like an open mall and there's restaurants.

Do you have to carry protection when you walk through there?

Well, back when I went there, no, it was the lighter part of Philadelphia, shall we say?

Oh, just saying.

Wasn't a lot of Democrats there.

And anyhow, I know exactly where this plane hit.

I know exactly where the corner is.

I've been there.

So to see this happen.

And when I first saw it.

It's down the street from the Murder Motel.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah, it is, isn't it?

Yeah, it is.

Oh, and I was high class part of town.

Okay, wait a minute.

No, that's not where this.

I thought there was a strip club there too, but no, that's.

That's another place.

Okay.

Anyhow, when I first saw the video for this, I was like, holy.

I didn't think it was a plane.

I said, this is got to be a missile.

It hit the ground so fast and so hard.

Like it was just pointed out.

Right.

Now, if you're listening to this as a podcast, you're not going to see what happened, but I'm going to hit the play button here and watch this thing come in.

It's insane.

I mean, it looks like it looked like a missile.

I really thought that it was a.

Missile strike, like a missile.

It really did.

I thought, you know, one of Those Moose Lambs brought one of those water pipes over from the Gaza and shot one up in the air.

It was.

It was like they pointed it to the ground and accelerate, put it.

However they move a plane how?

Whatever they do, push it forward, accelerate, hit the gas button, whatever.

They flew it to the ground, like.

Right, this is where.

This is from a different spot, but where you can actually see where it actually hits.

That was another reason why I thought it might have been a.

A Moose Land Missile.

Yeah, Lock bar there.

Moose Land Missile.

That might be its show title.

I write that down.

Yeah.

Spelled like Moose, though.

Moose Lamb Slim, because it won't miss.

Okay, but what.

It's amazing how many people had eyes on it.

Like, how people were just filming.

Yeah, well, it just happened to be just.

Well, that's the other thing.

When I saw this one, I had a feeling that maybe, just maybe this guy was waiting for this thing to hit here.

But how would they even know?

They wouldn't.

I mean, just the impact of that.

What the hell?

What the hell?

The other thing is that they said that there's debris went out, like, anywhere from a quarter.

Half mile.

Yeah, well, it was full plane.

I mean, like, full of fuel.

The impact, the crater was eight feet deep.

That's insane.

This poor guy here.

That's what Sparky says.

Black box found, eight feet under.

Yeah, this poor guy here.

Let's see.

He gets hit in the head.

They're sitting there.

Poor guy.

He's sitting at a restaurant.

He gets hit in the head with a piece of the plane.

I didn't even see it.

Everybody.

Well, yeah, it's because it came in like a.

It came in like a wrecking ball.

In the person he's with.

I don't think.

Watch.

Here he is.

Bang.

Oh, my God.

Oh, that.

Yeah, different guy.

No, same guy.

Watch.

Takes his head right off.

Look how good I am with this.

The other guy had a kid coming.

Go back to a little bit before this.

The first.

All right, hang on.

That guy has a cowboy hat.

It's not the same guy.

No, no.

This is the guy with the cowboy hat here.

That's Watch.

Here's got the cowboy hat.

This guy's down.

Hold on, hang on.

Let me back this up.

If you're listening to the podcast, I apologize.

So he grabs his head.

Oh, I see.

I'm looking at the cowboy hat here.

It comes in.

Incoming.

That's amazing.

That guy's so lucky.

I can't believe it hit his hat and not, like the middle of his fucking forehead.

It Grazed him, to be honest with you.

He goes down.

His wife was sitting there.

This is his wife.

She gets up to.

I don't know why she got up to do something, go to the bathroom or something.

And when that sucker hit, you'll see, she goes.

She goes crawling back to get into the thing.

She like, fuck that.

That I'm getting back in there.

Yeah, it was crazy.

But, I mean, that's quite the.

Oh, took his hat right off.

Amazing.

Yeah.

They find any passports perfectly pristine?

No, they have not.

Well, I don't know that yet.

I have no idea.

From Mexico, I'm sure.

Right.

The irony that these people were legit here from Mexico and flying back, like, they're like, yay, you're better.

You're going home.

Right.

You're cured.

We cured you.

After all that, you're cured.

The DC plane.

And it's funny because all the.

That's going on Mike wants you to do.

I.

I don't have.

Wait a minute.

Do I have a doink sound?

Well, maybe even.

Let me see.

Hang on.

All right, hang on.

Let's do this.

Well, maybe not now, but in the podcast.

I can do it now.

Okay.

I said we'll say right here.

All right, here we go.

No, he didn't die.

Jody.

Here we go.

1, 2, 3.

Nope.

Or it's the timing.

Try one more time.

Here we go.

The second one.

Here comes.

And how's that?

Does that work?

All right.

The other one was the one in Washington where the helicopter crashed into the.

Yeah.

So you asked if there was a list of the people.

The one girl, the pilot.

This is the pilot of the helicopter.

Her name is Captain.

Well, was Captain Rebecca Mr.

Labosh.

I guess.

Labak was the member of the crew killed on the training mission.

She was 28 years old, and she was like a White House intern because she was in.

She was in the White House when they were given those Medal of Honors out, like, when they gave it to George Soros and.

And all those people.

She was one of the military escorts, so she was like a big Biden supporter.

Yeah, but they said if you scroll down in the article said right there, she was an aviation officer from 2019 to 2025.

So it's not like she just learned yesterday.

No, no, I know that, but I'm just.

You know what?

It stinks.

It really stinks that she did not see this, that no one on that helicopter saw that airplane.

It's like, almost like they were aiming for it, to be honest with you.

And you know how Trump wants To take gays and trans out of the military.

We'll find out.

This was one of the attorneys.

She was an attorney flying back.

Her father had just had an operation, and she's 30 years old.

Oh, no.

Her mother was having a surgical procedure, so she flew out and she flew back and died.

Here's some of the skaters.

That's sad.

That is sad.

And then that's the pilot.

He was engaged to get married.

I'm sure his husband, V, was probably really upset.

No, I'm kidding.

I.

It's terrible, John.

You're terrible.

Good Lord.

And then here's the other pilot.

Oh, I don't know.

Ali Akbar.

No, I shouldn't.

Never mind.

Shouldn't say that.

Name's Jonathan Campos.

Okay.

Not Allah Akbar.

All right?

At all.

So.

These poor babies.

I know.

It's a sin, all these people.

And so now there's all these other plane crashes, and people are going, you know, what's going on with all the plane crashes?

Right.

Well, I just think, you know, maybe it's me, but I do believe that with all the.

That's going on with Trump and these Democrats.

See, when Biden was elected, did we go insane?

Were we having rallies?

Do we.

Did we do all this that they're doing?

Yeah, probably did we.

Were we.

Were we freaking out on social media?

I don't remember that.

Yes.

Are you kidding?

Yeah.

No, you were freaking out.

Go back and look at you.

I was 2020.

I was pissed.

I was pissed that that many people.

Were stupid freaked out that we got tied on a vote for shitty Song of the week.

Well, it's true.

Yes.

You were freaking out, kid.

Don't sugarcoat this.

All right, Maybe I.

I was.

I was a little agitated, a little bit.

Yeah.

Well, I'm just saying that there's a lot of time when you're.

You know.

But I.

I noticed.

Feel passionate.

I get it.

Well, I mean, there's just.

They.

I see a lot of people now where they're threatening violence to Trump supporters and go ahead, come into my restaurant with your Make America great hat on again.

I'm like, no, that's.

No, I'm not doing that.

Not worried about that.

Yeah.

So he's really.

I mean, Trump's not letting any grass grow under his feet.

I love it.

But still.

Well, see how it all works out.

Like, what was it yesterday?

He bombed Somalia, and I didn't even know he had.

There's anything going on in Somalia.

Why.

Why do we bomb Somalia?

There was ISIS in Somalia.

Okay.

So we bombed them so then he.

Puts decided that we're just going to turn around and go to Somalia and just.

Hey, boop.

You know what?

There's this guy here.

Well, he explains it in his tweet.

Duchess, would you like to read this?

Do I have to read it like Trump?

Of course you do.

The reason I bring him up.

This morning, I ordered a precision military attack.

Oh, wait.

Military airstrikes on the senior ISIS attack planner and the other terrorists he recruited and led in Somalia.

These killers who we found hiding in caves threatened the United States and our allies.

These strikes destroyed the caves they live in and killed many of the terrorists without in any way harming civilians.

Our military has targeted this ISIS attack planner for years.

But Biden and his cronies wouldn't act quickly enough to get the job done.

I did.

The message to ISIS and all others who will attack America is that we will find you and we will kill you.

Well, you can.

You gotta throw your back into it.

You.

You're good.

You go in and out of it.

I'm sorry.

That's all right.

It's fine.

Here's Bob's comment.

Sounds like Trump doing.

My voice.

Sounds like Trump's.

It's so bad.

I'm sorry.

Trying to see if I can find where I have.

It's so bad.

Somewhere.

I.

Somewhere.

Oh, here it is.

So I.

What I have here is we actually.

He declassified.

He declassified the bombing attack so we can all watch it.

Look, I'll show you.

Right here, this way.

They're sitting there in their caves.

They're planning them.

They're planning their attack.

And the next thing you know, here comes Trump.

Big boom.

No more isis.

They're gone.

Bye bye.

You fired.

Isis.

You fired.

You're fired from life.

Oh, my God.

We didn't kill one Sicilian.

We're better than the Jews.

There's a big bomb.

I said go get him.

Oh, here goes.

Sparky says bye bye.

Sis, you need a new cave.

Listen, I.

I redecorated your cave.

It's much bigger now.

You're.

You can't use it, but somebody else might.

Your secret doors are gone, though.

That's funny.

Got a new cave.

Yeah, I like.

Duchess reads.

Whoops.

I like it when Duchess reads.

Trump tweets.

It's my favorite part of the show.

So terrible.

God.

Sorry, everyone.

So bad.

What's the other thing?

So the other thing that really perked me up a little bit this weekend was while all Washington's government workers went home for Friday night.

Saturday and Sunday.

Oh, yeah.

Not Elon Musk.

He likes working the weekends.

He did.

He locked a lot of folks out.

Well, he went in and saw what usaid, which is.

It's United States something of international something.

I can't remember.

It's them.

Those guys.

Yeah.

Hold on.

Let's ask.

Chat GPT.

Hey, Siri.

She's right there.

No, no, no, you gotta chat gbt.

Alexa.

Yeah.

What does US Aid stand for in this context?

AIDS stands for Acquired Immunodeficiency Syndrome.

No, no, no, hold on.

I understand.

What did you mean by a.

What does.

What does USAID stand for?

Usaid.

The acronym USAID stands for the United States Agency for International Development.

All right, thank you.

Just like a woman.

No, no, no, no, no.

You weren't clear.

Oh, it's always my fault.

You said usaid.

You didn't say usaid.

I knew it was gonna be my fault.

It is your fault.

I knew it.

She answered your question.

I knew it.

But, yeah, he's like.

Trump's like, I'm gonna put tariffs on you.

We could take Panama back.

We could make Canada our 51st state.

There's nothing you can do about it.

And we're taking Greenland, too.

Yeah.

And everybody's like, no, you're not.

He's like, all right, I tell you what.

I put 25% tariffs on all your goods.

And then Canada freaked the fuck out.

They caved so much, so knuckled under.

That my Canadian girlfriend was pissed off at me because I voted for Trump.

Yeah.

Like, she was like, the country to fucking continue.

So my fault.

She's like, you know, this is going to.

I said, yeah, yeah, I get it, I get it.

Don't care.

I said, well, listen, just so you know, I won't charge a 25 tariff on your editing.

I won't do that.

Okay.

Is that okay?

And then they're fighting with me.

Her co host, Lisa is fight with me over on Tick Tock, because I said, of course.

Something about Bobby Kennedy.

And she goes, he's an anti faxer and he just wants to do this to make his own money.

And I'm like, you don't.

You don't have a.

He has all his money.

I said, you don't even know a ton of money.

Yeah.

You have no idea what you're talking about.

He's not an anti vaxxer.

He's not at all Duchess.

Don't like him.

I love him.

I want him in.

I have questions about him and I honestly, I don't think he's going to get in.

I think he's the throwaway.

But if you.

He's not gonna.

Do you think he should be?

All right, let me ask you this.

Do you think he.

I don't.

I don't know.

I don't.

I didn't like some of his answers.

Which answers didn't you like?

Oh, God, listen to me.

And now I'm sounding like Pierre Paul Revere.

Yeah.

Yeah.

I don't know how to say his last name.

I just call him Pierre Paul Pierre Poutine.

But Pierre Paul Revere actually sounds closer to his name.

Oh, my God.

I don't know what that is.

I don't know what his.

His.

How do you say his name but it sounds like Paul Revere?

You can ask.

Chat.

GPT.

I refuse to ask her again unless I know what to say.

Hey, what's the guy from Canada?

The name sounds like Pierre Paul Revere.

I'll try it.

What's the guy from Canada?

In government, his first name's Pierre.

His last name sounds like Paul Revere.

He's running for prime Minister.

Maybe you could ask who that is.

You're thinking of Pierre Pov.

He's a prominent Canadian.

Pierre Pov.

Pierre Pov sounds like Pier.

Pierre Paul Revere.

Yeah, exactly.

Okay.

You just like Paul Revere.

Isn't Paul Revere funnier than Paulie Walnuts, whatever his name is.

Pierre.

Paulie Walnuts.

How do you say his name?

Pierre.

Pauly.

You've already, like, right past it.

I can't remember.

Don't give a shit.

I can't.

I can't remember your Paul Revere.

That's it.

That's his name.

Don't change the subject.

What are the things that Bobby Kennedy said that you don't like?

I have concerns about some of his views on vaccines.

I didn't.

Wasn't able to hear all of his testimony and all of it because I was at work.

So I can't say I'm against him, but I feel like some of his answers were a little.

The ones you couldn't hear.

No, the ones that I could.

I would like more clarification on some of his thoughts.

So the ones that he.

The ones that you heard that you didn't like, they were.

Well, again, this was several days ago, so I don't have them all.

Okay.

Noted to memory.

But I have concerns about some of his thoughts on the.

On vaccines.

I.

Again, I had them all in front of me.

I don't recall them.

So I just feel like he.

I don't know.

I don't like him.

So I know.

I don't want to say I don't like him.

It's not.

It's not correct.

I did not feel 100 confident in some of the answers that I heard.

I think that's.

That might have been more what I'm going with.

The answer is that I disliked him.

It's unfortunate his voice sounds the way it does.

I think that's the reason you don't like him is because his voice.

No, no, no.

Because he can't help that.

He's not.

That's not like, he's not, like, going, like.

Like, he's not faking that.

Like, I understand that's his listen.

Voice.

I know.

I feel bad for him because it's difficult to understand him and it's hard to follow him.

I know his I know voice has a big thing for you because of Mike Rowe, and that's not.

That's.

I think I don't dislike him because of how he sounds.

It's not his fault.

It's not an affectation that.

I understand that an illness.

But you can't say that.

You can't say, listen, I don't want him because I can't stand listening to this guy.

I think that's why people are turned off on him, because they don't want to hear someone for Health and Human Services who sounds like he can't fucking talk.

But you're.

You don't like the answers that he gave that you can't remember about vaccines and the other answers that he.

You didn't hear.

Yeah, yeah.

Okay.

There you go.

There we go.

There you go.

Make me sound like a total piece of shit.

Thank you.

Just trying to clap.

Just kind of clarify what you're saying.

Yeah.

You can't.

So.

Okay.

Anyhow, what I like about him is he really wants to.

No one's.

Since 1986.

They don't have to test these things for safety, and they have a blanket immunity.

The.

The pharmaceutical companies, you can't sue them for damages.

So he wants to change that.

I like that.

There is an epidemic of autism going on here, and nobody knows where it comes from.

And he's like, why can't we ask?

Why can't we question?

Why can't we do studies to see where this is coming from?

We have a bunch of kids now that are.

They're.

They put them on medication for the Ritalin and they put them for.

You know, by the time these kids get to be 18, they're tweaking like a meth addict.

And.

And then the same thing with the food.

Why do we have 40 ingredients in our foods and other countries have 10?

And the 30 ingredients we have are outlawed in their food because it's bad for you, but not in this country.

It's fine.

So that's why I want to pull.

It out to the companies.

That's why.

Yeah, well, I want somebody to hold their feet to the fire.

I really do.

That's why I like it.

Bobby Kennedy is going to do that.

Yeah, I do.

I do.

Because that's why he's not getting in.

Yeah, exactly.

I want him in there because everybody else don't want him in there.

You think there's nobody else?

No.

If he doesn't, if he gets bounced, who's Trump gonna pick?

I don't know, but whoever it is will be a show for the pharmaceutical companies.

I don't think so.

I do.

Who else?

Who else do you think?

I don't know who Trump has lined up, all right?

I'm just saying, these fucking people.

I don't know.

Until they were paraded out.

I don't know anybody that has the passion for this topic, this subject more than he does.

And I want to give him a chance.

Everybody's making money off of this.

Listen, I want some.

I want Trump's in.

I voted for Trump to get in there and shake the fucking trees and watch the monkeys fall the fuck out.

And so far he's been doing it.

And I'm all for it.

I mean, he triggered the fuck out of Bernie and, And, yeah.

Pocahont.

Honky.

Pocahontas.

Pocahonta.

Yeah.

Yes, he did.

And I like that.

I like, you know, I like.

I didn't like the way they, they.

What I didn't appreciate was I don't like when they're questioning and they don't give the opportunity to answer because they're not.

Yes.

No.

Some of these are not yes, no questions.

Right.

And the Republicans do it, too.

I've seen Josh Hawley do it.

I've seen several of them do it.

Yes or no?

It's not always yes or no.

Now, of course, without, you know, Mayorkas or.

He was a piece of.

And those were.

Some of those were yes, no questions.

But I think they.

Because of Bobby Kennedy, RFK junior's speech impediment, I, or the, the delay in him speaking, I feel like they kind of steamrolled him.

And that I don't like, because everybody deserves a chance to, to speak up and defend themselves.

So at one point, I, I did appreciate the Fact, when he got up, he just stood up and was like, with the jacket and the button.

And then he's just kind of about face.

I was like, damn, that was, that was pretty solid, like statement.

When he was done for the day, like just the way he stood up and just snapped his jacket and buttoned it looked kind of, you know, it was kind of like a big you.

But Bobby, Kenny, I don't know.

Yeah, I mean, questions?

Yeah, you got attacked for over an hour.

Yeah, no, I don't.

No, no, what I'm saying is.

And he got up.

He was very dignified about it.

He took this ass kicking and I bad.

Oh, okay.

Because nobody should get abused for wanting a position, right?

And like, you know, and he just got up and when he was done, he was just like, he just like very professionally like snapped himself together, you know, like the jacket and the buttoned and it just looked kind of like badass, like a you kind of a move.

But I don't know, like Tulsi, the, the big thing with them is that they were after.

They went after her about Eric's.

And I'm like, there's two things here.

One, he broke the law by letting these files out, but there was no way to let these files out without, you know, there was no way of doing it right.

And secondly, he was.

The reason he released this is because the government, the government was spying on their people against the Constitution and the Bill of Rights and everything else.

So two things can be right.

He broke the law, but he's not a traitor.

And they wanted her to say he's a traitor and she wouldn't do it.

And I like that because don't tell her what to say.

Just ask her the question and then accept the answer.

Don't sit there and say, just where the robber meets the road, this is where the rubber meets the road.

And you guys say, he's a traitor.

And she's like, he broke the law.

That's what I'm saying.

I'm saying he broke the law.

I'm not saying he's a traitor.

You could just.

Right.

I would love her to say, you know what?

You just, you and your slappy Slurpee mouth can right off.

Well, the votes are tomorrow, so we'll see how this turns out.

Well, also, I have a feeling that since Trump has went insane that they might just not vote for any of his people because of what he, what he did this weekend with the USA Aid or the US aids US Aid.

And everybody thinks that that's just where they give aid to.

Oh, it's where they give aid to the poor people.

No, it's not.

No, it's not.

The Omar Ilhan.

Omar got up and she.

She was fussing about.

That's where I got my aid.

Like, well, if you need aid, then go the back home.

How about that?

They'll give you aid there.

Where is she?

Did I have her here, scuzzy boy?

Bugger.

I thought I had her.

I don't have her here.

Okay.

Damn it.

I thought I had her.

Nope.

Anyhow, so, yeah, she got up there she goes.

This is against the Constitution.

So they all marched down to the U.

Well, so this is what happened over the weekend, if I'm sure you've heard.

The usa, Elon Musk, he went in there and they found a lot of shenanigans going on where they spent.

The CIA spent millions of dollars to prosecutors to prosecute Trump.

Right.

And we all thought it was source.

Soros only put $10,000 in.

These guys put in hundreds of thousands of dollars, maybe millions to do this.

And then they found all this other bullshit that was going on and they're like, this is a waste of money.

We shouldn't be sending this out.

And they shut it down.

And then these pricks that worked in that department, they came in and tried to sign in and get that money out anyhow.

Like, they tried to get it out, and when they saw them doing that, they locked them out.

Now, I didn't know this.

Have you ever heard of USAID before?

I didn't.

I never heard of this before.

There's a ton of departments in the right and I'm not aware of.

Well, apparently it's been going on for quite some time that they wanted to get rid of this.

And basically this is a slush fund for the CIA and black ops and everything else where they take.

They put this money in here.

Yeah.

About 99% of political contribution for USAID went to the Democrats.

Democrats.

So they're fucking freaking out in Congress right now.

So they marched their ass down there this morning and where did it go?

Here we go.

They marched their ass down there this morning.

All the congressmen were out there.

Oh, my God, what are we gonna do?

And here's that rats.

Rat Scallion, Jamie Raskin, he's down there first.

Everybody loves him.

Elon Musk, you didn't create U.S.

aid.

The United States Congress did for the American people.

I don't think for the American people.

I think for some American people.

You're taking.

You're like fucking Robin Hood.

You're robbing from us and giving it away to everybody else.

Yeah.

And just, like, did not create US Aid.

He doesn't have the power to destroy it.

And who's gonna stop him?

We are.

Hold my beer.

All right.

We'll see.

I don't know if that's true.

Elon Musk, you may have illegally seized.

Power over the financial payment systems of the United States Department.

He didn't illegally do nothing.

He.

He was given the power.

Trump told him to go in there and do this.

He didn't legally do anything.

This is the.

This is the lies that they're doing so they can get their soundbites so the.

So the mainstream media who's involved in this, too, can spread these lies.

So then we got him.

Then we go over to this Chris Van.

What's his name?

Chris Van Holen from Maryland.

And as you probably saw, Elon Musk and his crew put a gag order on AID employees.

They disconnected them from email, which is putting lives at risk around the world.

So we are here to enter the building and so we can hear firsthand from whoever is here at aid, or at least witness firsthand what is happening with this Elon Musk attempted takeover, which will not stand.

We will prevail.

Let's go.

And they march their ass in there.

Looks like an insurrection to me.

No, again, there's no.

No rednecks there.

So it's not right.

Here's the very first trans woman elected into Congress.

She's upset.

It's an unconstitutional power grab.

And it's also one part of a larger illegal and unconstitutional effort by this administration.

Gut the federal workforce and gut the federal government writ large.

If they can get away with this with usaid, they can do it anywhere.

And that means that no part of the federal government, including programs like Medicare and Social Security.

There we go.

Didn't take long.

Medicare, Social Security, that's not.

That's not part of usa.

So, in other words, these scumbags in Congress have been taking this money and spreading it all around like horse manure and stuffing it in their own pockets and doing all this other shit that's going on.

And now they've been exposed and they're freaking the fuck out because the gravy train is coming into the station and it's not leaving anymore.

And they're all freaking out now.

I don't know what this freshman Congress person is doing.

I mean, I don't.

Again, I don't know which.

Now all of a sudden, we got to spread these lies will be safe from this administration.

It is illegal and it is just the first stop on this administration's effort to undermine programs and benefits in order to line the pockets of uber wealthy donors and friends of the president.

We don't want them to line their uber donors and stuff with money.

That's what, that's our job.

That's what we do with this money.

We can't.

That's not fair.

We've had this grift going on for decades.

This was started in 1961.

And we somehow wrestled it away from everybody and we kept it hush hush.

And we started jamming money into this thing with these omni bills where nobody knew where the money was.

And we shoved it in there and then we sent it on its way and then mysteriously it made a left hand turn and came right back to us.

I don't know if you saw, and I don't have the audio of this, but what's his name?

Zelinsky, from the Ukraine.

Got an interview today, this weekend.

Hey, where's my money?

And he says, oh, yeah, by the way, Joe Biden sent over 172 million.

We only saw 75 million of that.

Or billion, I'm sorry, Billion.

Billions and billions.

Only 175 billion.

We only saw 75 billion of it.

Where'd the other money go?

Is it filtering through Joe's.

Where did it go?

Where did it go?

That's quite a lot of billions.

Mentions it now.

Well, yeah, now.

Why?

Because the money, the money's getting cut off.

The money's getting cut off.

And he's like, hey, wait a minute.

So now he kept his mouth shut when he was getting 75 billion and then the rest of the money, he didn't give a shit.

Right.

Oh, do what you want now.

So the money's getting cut off now.

So he's throwing everybody under the bus.

Yep.

I want to know where that money's got.

Where that money went.

Where is it?

Where the fuck is it?

Where's that money going?

I want Trump.

What Trump's doing right now is exactly what we elected him to do.

To go in there, shake the trees when the monkeys fall out, find out which one of the are the good monkeys and the bad monkeys.

Let's get rid of the bad monkeys.

Shake that fucking tree.

That's what I want them to do.

That's why we voted for him.

The tariff thing, though, I'm getting a little tired because he's like, I tear for you.

I tear if you.

And then they go and then they.

They fight back, and then they go back, and then they go.

All right, I'm going to suspend it there for 30 days, and then we'll see what happens.

Why do we keep referencing people?

Because monkeys.

Because monkeys are in trees, right?

Are you upset?

Are you.

Oh, Katie Goble.

Come on, Katie Goble.

Monkeys are in trees.

Monkeys swing from vine trees.

Would you feel better, Pick Katie Goble, If I use squirrels, Is squirrels racially acceptable to you?

Gray squirrels or red squirrels?

Is that okay?

Katie Goble?

I prefer monkeys.

So continue to use monkeys.

When you ever.

If you ever put out another Am I canceled?

You can use squirrels.

Because I'm a little upset with you and Edward.

It's Friday and money at the end of the day, and guess what?

I still don't have a fucking.

Am I canceled?

Yeah, you.

Yeah, I'm talking to you deadward.

Where's my goddamn episode?

So when the monkeys fall out of the trees.

Oh.

How will Lisa's and Sam's Patreon be impacted by the tariffs?

That's a good question.

I don't know.

I have to ask her that tonight.

Maybe you should ask.

I have to.

You know, I can't really.

Listen, we had to have a detente.

We can't talk about this stuff because it gets too emotional.

It's very heated.

Like, I feel like, you know, I feel like I'm part of the U.

S.

Envoy to Canada over this.

Like.

Like I could change something.

I told him I'm not going to Tariffer.

So what's she worried about?

No, I'm sure she feels better now.

No, not at all.

Big orange man.

What happens if you send her a gift?

That's a good question.

I don't know.

Are you paying a gift for Valentine's Day this year?

I sent her a tv and she didn't open until June.

I know.

I was just saying.

Do you have any other gifts going out that she.

Can.

I send her a US Passport?

I don't know.

She's very proud.

Canadian.

She doesn't want to be.

She doesn't want to be part of the United States.

You want to be a filthy American?

Yeah.

USA sucks.

Right way.

I'm going to be where it's -400 degrees.

It was -49 degrees there.

Celsius.

That's stupid.

-40.

46.

-46 degrees Celsius there.

Today.

This morning.

Yeah, yeah.

Come to come to Saskatoon.

Out of your.

You're out of your mind.

How does things even.

Like, how do cars start?

How does anything work There.

I mean, I know when it gets down to like negative 20 degrees Fahrenheit here, shit starts freezing.

Fuel lines and fuel starts freezing.

I can't imagine.

Negative.

They almost killed themselves one when they first started podcasting.

They used to podcast in their car and they would have a.

An iPhone that they would put in a cup holder.

That's how they used to record their podcast.

And it was so cold that they were sitting in the car.

They pulled into a parking garage and left it running, and they started to get carbon dioxide poisoning in the parking garage.

So, yeah, I feel.

I feel lightheaded and everything's tingly and I feel sleepy.

Maybe we should get out of this garage.

Sparky says send her a mixer and she can make them cookies.

Oh, I was thinking.

I thought you were talking about the other mixer.

Like the mixer, like the Rodecaster Pro.

She doesn't want one.

I already asked her.

I won't know how to use.

You're gonna send me something that I have to set up.

All right.

Sorry, not gonna do that.

What in.

What.

What don't you have to set up as a gift?

I don't.

Flowers, candy, I don't know, maybe a KFC eight piece meal.

I have to set that up.

How much would that cost?

I.

I don't mean I know how.

Much it costs here.

A lot of money.

Can you imagine in Canada?

Well, here's like 50 bucks.

60, 80 bucks for.

Yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Here's the other thing about Sparky has the best gift.

Oh, yeah.

She doesn't like.

Well, she had to make rip.

She's.

If I could send Lisa McRib, what I was going to do was wrap up an empty McRib box and put like a weight in it so it looked like she got one and then mail it.

And then when she opened up and said, haha.

But I didn't do.

That's mean.

That's very, very mean.

Here's the other thing about Trump.

I think sometimes he does shit.

And then when he finds out, he kind of turns things around.

Like he said, hey, tariffs start on Monday.

And then the goddamn stock market tanked.

Like, he went down like 600 points.

And he's like, all right, I'm gonna call him up this morning and I'm gonna talk to him this afternoon.

And all of a sudden, this afternoon, no more tariffs, no more terrorists.

There you go, Canada.

And then we're tariffs in Mexico.

And then all of a sudden the spot market comes back up again.

Yeah, some could say that that's stock market.

Manipulation.

If you're shorting companies and then buying on the.

On the.

On the dip.

You know, when you dip, we dip.

You dip.

I dip you, we dip.

Dip.

Isn't that how that goes?

Put your hand right, and you dip by dip.

We did.

Yeah.

Yeah.

You had it.

I think so.

Something Edward says.

This is terrifying.

Terrifying.

Terrifying.

Oh, that's a good one.

Terrifying.

There's an episode title.

Terrifying.

Got.

I like that.

Thank you, Edward.

Thank you, Edward.

All right.

I don't know if we're gonna be able to do a whole show tonight.

Oh, someone.

Guts are rumbling.

It's right now.

I feel like a rocket ready to lift off this chair.

Ew.

I'm having so.

I have so much pain in my lower gastronic extremities.

Huh?

Gastronic extremities, wow.

Do you need to put on, like, the Girl from Ipanema?

You just do one of these, and then.

I don't know.

Yep.

Dip out.

All right.

Why don't we do this?

What?

I'm looking at the comments.

What's the comments?

Sparky says, let me take over.

All right.

Aaron says I can do that.

Aaron says, tag me in.

I'll cover while you.

Okay, John, Be on discord while on the toilet now.

Give John five minutes.

I don't know if I have it.

See, I don't know if Aaron is.

How do I do this?

Aaron?

I don't see him.

Here he is.

Can I message him?

I know you could.

Trying.

All right.

Go to Adam's friend.

All right, Aaron, I just sent you the link to come in here.

You come in here and I'll dip out.

You can go do your.

I'm not gonna make it.

I'm serious.

I'm not gonna make it.

Are you gonna come back or you just.

Of course I'll come back.

I think.

Well, I don't know.

You're just talking about.

About a five minute.

I'll shut the microphone off so you don't hear it, but there'll be a lot of screaming and yelling.

Just kidding.

Hey, Jason, Tina is here.

Just in time for John to go take a shit.

I don't think.

I think it's just gas, but I can't.

I'm afraid.

I'm afraid because it might be a wet one.

Oh, here he is.

Hey, Aaron.

Aaron.

Hey, guys.

How's it going?

Pretty good.

Hey, listen, love the talk.

I'll be right back.

Well, welcome aboard, Aaron.

How are you?

I'm wonderful, Duchess.

It's lovely to see.

Here, let me.

I got YouTube playing in the background here.

So I can.

I think I just heard me.

Yeah, I was say I'm getting a little echo here.

I'm gonna.

A little bit.

Well, everyone, this is Aaron.

Aaron, everyone.

Hi everyone.

Nice to meet you.

Except for like the, you know, the ones I actually know the ones I do occasionally pop in on the discord.

But I don't say too much.

I usually just lurk and yeah, for those of you that are unaware, but I guess I'll do a little self plug here.

I am absolutely.

I had to say it.

I am the.

Also the producer, the social media manager and every other thing because it's just something I do for shits and gigs.

So.

Yeah.

So rude.

Bruce.

Bruce says my eyes.

He's just jelly, that's all.

Yeah, I know it could have been you, Bruce.

Should have just jumped on it, Bruce, I tell you.

But yeah, actually it's kind of fun that.

Let me touch your mustache.

Well, you know.

Yeah.

I'm not sure if my wife would really appreciate other people kind of, you know, limited access.

It's.

You got to be in the club.

But anyway, so how's things?

I really, you know, I don't know exactly how to derail where John was going with this.

I have my own thoughts on this whole USAID thing.

Let me touch your wife.

Well, I'm sorry, I'll keep the comments.

No, that's okay.

It makes me giggle.

It's just the, the whole thing about that is it's like, yeah, you can try.

Lisa wants to know if your wife is in your mustache.

I don't know if we want that answered.

Not at the moment.

Yeah.

No.

That being said.

So your thoughts on the derailed.

My own train of thought.

Yeah.

Usaid.

USAID thing.

Usaid.

It is realistically the thing that really got to me and it's been rubbing me wrong about this kind of all day.

Like I have a day job, you know, I don't just sit around following what's going on in the world through social media a lot.

I do do it a little bit.

I'll probably more than I should, but a lot of.

With a lot of my actual job, I spend a lot of time waiting or you know, doing where I have a few minutes where I can hop on social media for five minutes while I'm waiting for something to cook or whatever because that's just part of my gig and sometimes I have the downtime.

So I've been kind of keeping tabs on it a little bit today.

And you've got all These Congress people, Jamie Rat and the other clowns and God, I hate that little son of a.

I, I want to punt him.

I, I wanna, I wanna run into him somewhere on the street and like, just kind of pick him up and shake him, like, yeah, what do you think?

I wanna, I want to shake him like a British nanny.

I mean, just.

But ultimately, the thing that kills me is, and I've been thinking about this off and on all day, like, I know how the federal government is supposed to work to an extent.

Am I a lawyer?

No, I'm, I, I, I was actually pre law at one point, but never followed through with it's, it's, But I get the basics.

I understand the fundamental structures of how this country is supposed to work.

Congress, being the legislative branch, has no authority over executive offices, so they don't have the, the metal to go in there and say, well, we're going to go in here and demand access to this.

Half of those Congress people don't have clearance to see those documents.

The people that Elon's team could be granted clearance by the President.

So they do have the, the clearance to see those documents and to access that information.

These Congress people do not.

Secondly, being an executive branch, they, Trump has every right to say here, I'm gonna, my appointed guys are gonna come audit this.

And I can say this.

I mean, technically, no, Elon's not the one who shut everything down.

He said we need to do this and Trump said do it.

So the actual final decision comes from the president, I.

E.

The chief executive.

So I don't know what pisses me off more.

Are these clowns in Congress that ignorant of the way the system is set up, or, oh, I'll rub that mustache.

Or do they just assume that the constituents are that ignorant of the way the system works and they're counting on that.

And I don't know which one bothers me more, the idea that our representatives are, or the idea that they're actually evil, manipulative, or a combination of both.

It's actually, it could go either way.

They could be evil as opposed to just functional or, or they could be functionally evil.

And I mean, it's the whole, I tell you.

All right.

Poor John.

Ironically enough, this is actually a really good kind of glance into how my episodes will go.

Hi, honey.

Hi, honey.

Oh, I thought you were talking to me.

No.

Well, your poor wife's like, God damn.

It, again, whatever, sugar.

No, she just didn't know that I had the camera on because she's in here.

Wife Reveal.

Wife.

Reveal.

She's actually been on a couple other episodes of other shows, but, yeah, no, she was.

She's Matching paint swatches.

Because I get that this room is getting redone.

We're taking the bed out, and yada, yada, yada.

And our audience is fascinated with your mustache.

I'm.

I'm sure that's right.

I.

I mean, they want you to twirl it.

And, you know, actually, this is the first time I.

We're doing some home improvement stuff around the house.

I mean, you can't really tell because normally I don't do a lot of stuff on camera.

So this is usually.

If I'm gonna hop on camera, I have a green screen set up.

So all this in the background, isn't there?

This was very.

For the moment, but, yeah, so we've been doing some home renovation stuff, and two weeks ago, I.

We were.

I was working on a bathroom remodel, and I was re rebuilding the linen closet, and I was putting all the shelves back in, and I actually found I have a tin of mustache wax.

So for, like, the last week, I've been waxing this thing and curling it out and trying to get it trained out.

And today is the first day in, like, a week and a half.

I haven't put anything in it.

So it's actually really bushy right now.

And I'm like.

And I've been doing this all day at work, too, where I'm just like.

So are you gonna eventually, like, start to.

Are you gonna get, like, those fancy stashes?

I love those.

And a couple of.

A couple of the people I work with were like, you know, that actually really suits you.

And I'm like, why?

And they're like, well, I always kind of thought you'd be the kind of to, you know, tie somebody to a set of train tracks somewhere.

So I was just gonna say.

Yeah, Dudley Do.

Right.

Oh, well, Bruce says called you Chef Boyardee.

Bruce can call me whatever he wants.

I don't give a.

I mean, Chef Boyardee made a fortune off of.

Off of.

That's true.

Dog food into pasta shapes, so.

Ate them all the time, right out of the can.

Never even heated it up.

Don't even have to.

Yep.

Survival.

Absolutely.

So I heard what you were saying.

As I was relieving myself, I heard what you were saying about the US Aid thing, and I.

I kind of agree with you there.

But I love the fact that he's cleaning house.

He's.

He's doing the same thing with the FBI.

He, he started letting go people at the top of the FBI and they're like, you can't do this.

What are we going to do?

We're going to replace me.

Yeah, we're replace them.

Well, my favorite is, oh, well, we're gonna resign.

Oh, no, no, don't do that.

Don't, don't resign.

I mean, God, how are we gonna fire you if you resign?

Right?

It's like these people don't understand it that if you resign, you don't get to draw unemployment or anything like that either.

So, I mean, by all means, off well, save the taxpayer some extra money.

There was one thing where, and again, you hear these people, these people that work for the government and they're like, listen, when I was hired, I was hired where I could work one week at home and one week in the office.

One week at home and one week in the office.

Now I have to go in the office full time.

And that's a, that's a hardship from where I live.

And we had this agreement when I, when I was, you know, when I was hired, that to me should still be honored.

If that's what you had, if that was in your employment agreement.

But these people that, you know, when Covet started, they went home and they're like, hey, you know, I'd like it.

I don't have to, I don't even have to get out of my pajamas.

I just have to put a top on and, you know, go in front of my computer and do my thing.

You know, those people can go in the office.

I think if people are hired with that condition, I think you should maintain, you should continue that.

I think you should too.

And again, it's a case by case basis, but I mean, that's, Isn't that what they have unions for?

Well, yeah, I, I honestly, I'm a little kind of.

I, when it comes to federal employees, I'm, and I, this may sound horrible to people, but let's, I'm not going to start giving a.

Now, honestly, if you're in a civil service position, I don't really necessarily think you should be able to say, well, our union contract says X, Y and Z.

Well, you know what, you're still getting paid off of our tax dollars.

So if the American people say, you know, this is kind of shitty, it's kind of shitty.

I'm, and I'm, I'm not, you know, again, one of those things.

I'm not familiar with all the ins and outs of the system.

I actually have several, call them acquaintances I can't really call them friends anymore at this point because we don't talk as much as we used to that are in assorted federal positions, which.

That's actually a fun story.

That's how I found out I'm on a list.

I mean, a lot of people joke about it.

I actually am on a goddamn list because I have a guy I went to school with that is in the Secret Service, and as part of his background vetting, my name apparently came up.

Oh.

So I'm like, that sounds like a fun story.

That's fun.

Yeah.

I don't.

What the hell would you do where you'd end up on a government I watch list?

Well, so now he's sharing with us, so we'll be on that list too.

No, it's.

It's.

It's nothing that.

It was honestly young and stupid.

Yep.

Made a very public statement that got reported in a newspaper article saying that I believe 90 of the federal government should be tarred and feathered in the streets.

Oh, yeah, that's.

They don't like that.

Yeah, no, when I had the whole interview thing where it was like, okay, yeah, we need to verify blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.

And it's like, well, Look, I was 18, I was young, I was stupid.

I am now 30s, whatever.

I promise you, I've grown up.

I haven't done anything, you know, anti social.

I'm not.

I mean, you can take what I say and what I do in general because anybody that's listening to my show is probably going, yeah, you should be on a list.

But, you know, that being said, I'm not out here causing chaos.

I'm not rioting.

I'm not burning.

I'm not inciting destruction or any of the other things that, you know, at one point I could have technically been.

Been considered doing.

I'm not inciting people to riot.

Yeah, you're not blocking traffic.

I'm not blocking traffic.

I'm not preventing anybody from catching their flight.

Not gluing your hand to the street.

Oh, those people.

I swear to God, out of all the dumb you can do.

Really, I know.

You're gonna crazy glue your hand to the pavement and you're gonna use something where they have to actually chisel your hand out of the ground.

You just lost the use of your appendage for the rest of your days because you used a chemical to glue your hand to this to the ground.

I hope you didn't use it.

They couldn't just, right, get loose.

I.

I hope it was worth it.

You dolt.

You're gonna have a hell of a set of arms when you're done because you're gonna be walking around with 30 pounds of concrete at the end of your wrist for the next 20 years.

I hope it's not your ass wiping hand.

That's all I gotta say.

That's the other thing with, with what's going on right now is I love, because to me, the people that scream out the most, the ones that are really freaking out the most, they're the ones I want to watch.

Oh, yeah.

You know, they're like this.

Jamie Raskin, Elaine Omar, the.

The brother.

There's another one.

Can we just put her back like.

Well, you can like, I'm here for the Somali people.

No, you represent the people of Minnesota.

Granted, there's a lot of Somalis in Minnesota right now, but you're not still.

In Minnesota representing Somalia.

You're there as a representative of America.

You want to represent Somalia.

I was your brother.

Get your, your, you know, kids with the eyeballs that touch and get back on a boat.

I gotta tell you, I thought I would hear more from her today when she was like, he killed, like, my brothers and sisters in, in Somalia.

And they.

He doesn't know that they're isis.

Does he know that they're isis?

I mean, well, I mean, those, those were.

This.

To be fair, the, like, the, the ISIS and the Houthi guys in Somalia, we're kind of with, you know, international trade and trying to terrorize the oceans.

And so, you know, it's funny, I.

We have Edward in the chat, and he's like, accent.

Yes, Edward.

You know, we older people, we have not been brainwashed where you can't do an accent.

Like, today, Katie Goble accused me, me, John Jamingo, of being racist because I said, I want him to shake the trees as the monkeys fall out.

And she's like, oh, that's racist.

And I'm like, no, no.

If you hear monkey and automatically associated with black people, you're the racist.

Right, Katie Goble.

You're the racist, Katie Goble.

Just saying nice to Katie.

She asked why you chose monkeys.

See?

Racism confirmed.

That's right, we did.

We confirmed your racism, Katie Goble.

We confirmed your racism.

There you go.

No, see, see, I think Edward has.

He's defending his partner.

I think he has.

He's taking a shine.

They can defend each other all they want.

It's.

Realistically, I mean, it'd be one thing if it was somebody whose opinion I actually respected was talking all this but seeing as it's a couple of brain dead smooth, smooth minded, I say whatever you want.

I don't care.

I want to watch two white guys jack each other off.

I go to X Hamster.

I don't know what X Hamster.

See, I don't know what all the kids are doing these day.

I don't know what all the kids are.

Where all the porn sites are these days.

Well, I mean, you can just extrapolate from the context if first of all, he's whacking each other's off.

I mean, I, I tease because I like Katie Goble.

She's a, she's a good egg.

I'll take your word for it.

I'm unfamiliar with yes, she's a good egg.

You know, again, it's not that.

Yes, Edward.

My head is actually smooth.

I work very hard to maintain that smoothness.

And I'm fortunate that I have a good shaped head for being a bald.

Because yeah, I don't.

Genetics make me look like every, every male on my mom's side of the family looks like George Costanza if they let their hair, hair grow.

So it's, I'm fortunate that my head's actually like, you know, it's fairly smooth.

I'll take that as for what it's worth.

I tried shaving my head.

Everybody tells me I look like Uncle Fester.

I was like, well, I get that.

One too, if I wear a turtleneck.

And put a light bulb in my mouth.

But no, again, I think these kids, it's not their fault.

They went to school and they've been taught this way and they're like, oh, oh, you said something that was racist.

We had racial jokes back in the day, but we didn't have, you know, they weren't, they weren't racist.

Back whenever they were able to laugh at each other, I, I, I mean, that's the thing.

When I was growing up with me and all my friends, we all talked about each other.

We didn't hate each other, we just talked.

It's just what she did, right?

Yeah, everybody.

That's the way we did it.

It may not have been nobody got.

Today is not correct.

But that's how it was.

Everybody got upset.

Now everybody gets upset now when you.

When you, if anything, the people you didn't talk about were the ones you didn't like.

It's like, man, I'm not, I'm not talking about them.

I don't want.

Right.

I don't need these people.

Yeah.

Because I didn't even think about first of all, when I was talking about shaking the trees and monkeys falling out, I wasn't even thinking about black people until Katie told me about it.

Now I can't stop thinking about it, see?

And I'm the racist.

Hell dare you?

I don't know.

Yeah, Sparky says the word racist is overly used these days.

It's just a default word used.

Thanks for the.

Thanks to the media.

I think so.

Yeah, that's pretty accurate, actually.

And honestly, the problem with that is the actual racists, like, the people that need to be called out for being some inbred cousin that are like, I don't like them.

Damn, they don't look like me.

They needs to go.

If you're that hung up on some little entry level.

And meanwhile, everybody else is getting called racist left and right.

It loses all its impact.

It's like, you know what?

You've said that about everybody and everything that doesn't agree with you, so all of a sudden, it's meaningless.

Yeah, like retard.

Yeah.

This guy may be a cousin hillbilly that wants to eliminate everybody that's not super duper Aryan with egg yolk eyes touching because, you know, their family tree is a wreath.

But you get these other.

Well, you called everybody out.

You're lumping me in with them, so now I hate you, too.

You have completely demolished the argument that racism is bad because everybody's racist, Edward.

Says who won the 2020 election?

Trump did.

He was stolen.

It was stolen from him by.

By the government, CIA.

CIA.

And the FBI.

Stole the.

Stole the election.

Elections, like the.

The missing, you know, 10 million voters or whatever it was.

I mean, makes you wonder.

They're upset because we're not letting Duchess talk yet.

Well, you know, it is.

I'm not even interrupting.

I.

I'm sorry.

I.

I don't let anybody talk.

In case you guys haven't noticed, It's.

Yeah.

I'm used to going off like this by myself.

Having other people to talk to just makes it that much more, like, awkward.

Oh, I get it.

I'm still ranting by myself, and I'm just.

I'm doing it for an audience, which is.

Yeah, they were.

They were upset the other day.

The press.

I love it.

Trump lets the press come into the Oval Office while he's signing executive orders.

What's this one?

This is a.

Sir.

This is the one where we let Elon Musk go in and give him clearance where he can find out where all the.

All the dark money's going.

Oh, okay.

Oh, that's a good one.

I've seen that one.

And then someone said the other day you said that the people from USAID were something.

Bastards.

And he says, do you think that you should use the word bastards?

And he just kind of looks at him with a cocktail and I.

I don't mind him cursing.

It's not like it's a big deal.

You get what you get.

You know what you get when you get Trump.

We're all adults here.

It's ridiculous.

It's.

He's not trying to be disingenuous.

No.

Because if he was out there being all prim and proper and you know, oh, well, I don't talk that way.

And nobody.

Everybody be like, he's so full of.

And at least this way they can be like, yeah, he talks like a trucker, but at least he's honest, you.

Know, I like, I liked when they asked him that.

And I think we talked about it before is when they asked him if he was going to go to the crash site and he.

For the first plane crash.

And he's like, the water in there, like, it was.

So he was like, no.

What, do you want me to swim.

Out there?

Should I swim out there?

I don't swim.

Yeah, it's that kind of shit.

So it's like, listen, I think they got Joe Biden out of there just in time.

Because I have a feeling that, like, in a couple more years, he'd have been dropping some EM bombs from this stage.

Uncle Joe would have drifted way back for sure.

Yeah, that.

That would have been.

I would have loved to see him try and spin that, to be honest.

You know that Joe's been listening to a lot of hip hop lately.

That's.

He's just talking about his favorite song.

You know, that Corn pop.

He was a real thinking Corn Pop.

He's my favorite song.

He had hairy legs and he was my favorite cereal.

That Corn Pop.

Oh, God.

Oh, his brother was a real.

Where's my sensor?

Where's my sensor?

Sound effect.

I'm sorry.

I think I got one here somewhere.

Yeah.

So.

Yeah.

So anyhow, the other day I was carjacked by that work.

That's a little.

Katie just clutched her pearls.

Alrighty.

Well, I think we've done it all.

I think we said it all.

Do we have.

I have one.

After I put out all the stuff, you know, for the phone number and I got one question that we got from a text.

Okay.

856-477-1935.

The text says question for both of you, all three of us.

Now, what's your preferred way to listen to music?

Would it be CDs?

Cassettes?

Streaming radio.

I'm a streamer.

I'm trying to figure out what's on my.

Going on my camera here.

Streaming.

I'm a streamer.

What about you, Eric?

Duchess?

It depends on where I'm at.

Sometimes I will stream.

If I'm in the gym, I'm streaming, but if I'm at home, I will put on, I guess, streaming through tv.

Like, I'll put on music choice.

Oh, and then just put on like a.

Like classic rock or something.

Occasionally in the car, I'll put the radio on if I don't feel like connecting Bluetooth.

But it's boring.

It's a lot of commercials.

Well, today you put a picture up that you had yacht rock on.

I did have yacht rock on.

And I.

Because we had a new.

I had my new hire start today.

So at one point, the two of us sit in the office and it's dead quiet, like, silent.

And I was like, do you mind if I put on music?

Like, anything?

So I just threw on yacht rock.

Couple hours of yacht rock went by, and I heard a very familiar tune.

There we go.

And it was.

It was Chevy Van.

And I just started laughing because I was probably halfway through the song and I went, wait a minute.

Like, it was just, like, I heard it, but I wasn't absorbing it.

And then all of a sudden I just.

The lyrics, you know, and that's all right by me.

And I'm like, oh, my God.

Wait, I know this.

I know this song.

So I had to snag a picture of it and send it to John.

I was like, this song just came on my freaking yacht Rock.

So I thought it was pretty funny.

Yeah, it's.

It's like, oh, this is the part where he drops the horror off at the end of the street and she walks off in her filth.

Bare feet, shitty song, terrible song.

So that.

That made me laugh.

So it was like all day was like hall and oates and Michael McDonald and all cheat and Sammy John's and all just.

I couldn't even name more than a dozen songs, but it's all those songs, all of them.

So when I listen to music and it's not that often I have Apple music and I have a.

I just have a whole list of songs that I like.

And I put it on shuffle and it plays.

It must be at least 150 songs on there.

So it just hit shuffle and it's just about everything.

It goes from early 90s rap to.

To Guns N Roses to, you know, old 50s music and all to the Cha Cha.

Yeah, it's very eclectic.

I don't really have a genre of music that I listen to the flappers.

Dancing and all that sparky way back in the day.

Pandora.

My God, what are you, 60?

Pandora.

Pandora, really?

I have Spotify only because some people I know have podcasts that are only on Spotify, so I have to listen to them that way.

Aaron.

So I'm on every platform.

Are you on every platform?

I don't subscribe to you on other ones, so.

No, because that's funny because, you know, I.

I mean, I get a lot of interaction through Spotify because.

Whatever.

But no, I have like two listeners on Apple and I think Jason uses something else to stream it and I think I'll do.

I'll get you on.

Bruce uses Fold for me, I think.

Or not fold.

Yeah, I'm not a big fan of Spotify.

I don't listen to anything with Spotify.

I have my own little podcast app that I use for everything, and I keep trying to find a different one, but I can't find one better than when I use.

I actually, I do use Spotify, but I do it for completely different reason.

It's because I'm a cheap bastard.

And if you sign up with a Edu email address, you can get the student rate.

Yeah, five bucks a month for full access, plus you get Hulu and Showtime.

So I'm like five bucks a month, two streaming services, plus uninterrupted music.

Sign me up so I can see that.

Then that's a deal.

That's why kids had Spotify, because they use.

They were using their college logins.

Yeah.

And you know, I mean, hey, until.

That, until that ended.

Yeah.

Well, you know, that's the funny thing.

You sign up at the local community college for one course for like, you know, 150 bucks and they give you an email address.

I'm not saying you sign up for 150 bucks just to get five dollar a month Spotify, but if that works, I'm one of those people, I like to continue learning and I will take classes just because it makes me giggle.

That's.

That's why I had like an extra 40 some credit hours beyond what I needed to graduate, because I'm just that guy.

So.

Yeah, so I'm.

I still have an Edu email address.

Good on you.

I'll keep it as long as that works.

Oh yeah, for sure.

All right, well, listen, why don't we get into some podcast shout outs?

All righty.

Well, I'll do.

Well, we gotta.

Okay, be careful.

We do this.

All right, Here we go.

There they are.

Really now we shouldn't do this.

No, it's just.

Let's have the view up there.

All right.

So what?

Would you like to go first, or do you want me to go first?

Let me see.

Figure out how to do.

Okay, you go first.

You should number them so you know which one's your girlfriend's.

The Weathered View with Bruce, Jason, and Ken.

Stop putting me on it.

I'm not a co host.

She's there.

I'm a boy 80 of the time.

But I'm a guest contributor.

I'm not.

And sometimes guest Duchess.

All right.

I had to say it with some guy named Aaron.

Aaron, who has a.

I hate that guy.

Such a prick.

It's a very masculine mustache.

Yeah.

Thank you.

Wheelbarrow full of dicks with Mike, Travis.

And drunk and Mi.

Cancel podcast with Edward and Katie Google.

Love Katie Google.

Like you too, Edward.

Shitty song of the week with Red and Jody.

Ah, we finally put Jody's name in there for good.

Good, huh?

Yeah.

And the TNA podcast with those two perverts, Jason Roach and Sam Hall.

Tell me they're not perverts.

Jason was here before.

I don't care what you said.

What?

Very perverted guys.

Very sexual.

No, I.

I didn't say.

I just said he was in the comments.

That's all I said.

Okay.

Oh, good Lord.

All right.

Shooting the shiznet with BT and chatting with him tomorrow.

Oh, you will.

Everybody loves the Duchess.

I love the fact at least somebody's put, you know, one of these.

One of us is going on shows where we can actually maybe find people that will listen.

See, there he is.

This is one of the perverts now.

You say pervert like it's a bad thing, right?

It's not a bad thing.

The Brominos podcast with that undercover brother, Newman coach, and Panama Red, who hates me.

He thinks I'm a racist.

You have your moments where he certainly disagrees with you.

I love how he left the chat, you dumped him back in, and then he left again.

So.

So.

Well, I guess I'll read.

I shake my head with Lisa and.

Sam and filthy Canadians.

That's awesome.

I hope they don't hear that because you're a dead man.

That's all right.

Be nice to the snow Mexicans.

Now, one of them is his girlfriend.

So, yes, the.

The fine wine.

She's not going to fire she's not going to break up with me.

I edit her podcast.

The Fine Wining podcast with Jerry and Mike.

Mike and Jerry.

Tom and Jerry.

Pretty much the Brand X podcast with Deuce Joe and some guy named John Jamingo.

We're recording Friday.

Duchess is coming.

This should be fun.

I'm excited.