Pink Stink | Episode 300

All right, you guys, podcast time.

We got the equipment and the perfect business plan.

Give our show away for free and tell no one how to find it.

Ready?

I'm gonna start a podcast that has no focus and it'll take up an inordinate amount of time.

Hey, everybody.

Welcome into the boomer bunker, episode 300.

They said.

They said it couldn't be done.

What do they know?

Hi, I am one of your hosts, John Jamingo.

And sitting alongside me in her lovely tiara is the lovely, the talented, the Duchess.

Good evening.

Happy 300.

Wow.

Yeah.

So if you just want a history lesson.

Thank you there, Bruce.

We started.

Bob and I started a Bullhorn podcast on June 29, 2020, that had 31 episodes.

Then Bob and his ex wife, now wife at the time, they had a.

I don't know, a tiff.

A.

A difference of opinion.

Difference of opinion.

And he said, look, man, I'm not making any money on this podcast.

I want to save my marriage.

I can't do this.

So I'm like, okay.

So then we took off a couple months because we ended the podcast June 3, 2021.

Well, by August 9, top messaged me and said, hey, hey, would you like to do a podcast?

It was a, you know, it was.

Sunday, kind of like the intro.

Hey, hey, let's start a podcast.

Yeah, so.

But what I do have for you is I have the very, very, very, very first Boomer Bunker.

There it is.

Look, I'm upstairs.

I got my upstairs little upstairs studio.

On that little tiny room.

Yeah, look at that little tiny room I'm in.

Here it is.

Okay, here we are.

That.

That went smooth.

Yeah, I'm dropping the link right now in Twitter for the Twitch.

So Bob had a great idea Yesterday morning around 10am he said, would you like to do a live stream show daily at, like, in the morning?

Like a morning show?

And I said, holy cow, that's a lot of work and a horrible idea.

What time?

So we spent yesterday changing over the Bullhorn podcast because everybody complained about the bullhorn.

They couldn't find it in search because of the Bullhorn podcasting app.

So we decided to make it the Boomer Bunker.

And now we're going to do this at least these five days and maybe later on if it's not too much work.

Bob.

Yeah, I mean, I'm.

I'm off this week, so I thought, you know what?

I've been kind of wanting to just to go live every morning, not to, like, start a thing, but, you know, I thought it'd Be fun.

And I thought, who better to do this?

I mean, because I could do it by myself, but I'd rather not.

It's a lot more fun with John.

Jamingo in the picture.

Says no one.

Ever.

Says no one.

Then on episode 158, we got the Duchess.

The Duchess was here.

Boomer Monker prime time.

Time to drum up excitement for a selective indictment.

Ready to kick my neighbors in the nuts.

I am Boomer Bob.

And not even going to ask me why.

John Domingo.

And kicking me to third mic tonight, the Dutch.

Good evening.

What?

I was so nervous.

Hardly third Mike.

I'll tell you what.

Today has been a very busy day for me.

There's a lot of stuff going on.

And the biggest news of the day is Bob started his own channel just to mock us in our healthy eating living channel, which is.

Bob doesn't give a.

What's the name of this channel now?

Not giving a.

With Bob.

I felt bad because I'm dropping, like, images of.

Somehow it came up about Rice krispies treats, and I'm like, I'm gonna make some.

So I made some.

And then I'm dropping, like, images of my Rice Krispie treats in a healthy talk channel.

So I was like, that's not.

That's not.

They looked really good.

Appropriate.

They look damn good.

They.

They are.

My mom already ate one.

There I am drinking my.

My big giant mug of coffee.

Coffee.

All right, so, you know, that's how it started, and that's how Duchess got here.

And it was.

Like I said, it's been a lot of fun.

It's been contentious at times, you know, but one of the things I love about the show is the chat.

The chat comes in, and sometimes the chat just knocks one out of the park.

Yeah, I have one here, I think.

Duchess, this is one of your favorites.

All his kids are freaking out now.

Yeah.

You know, good thing they can see what's happening by shutting all the lights off.

Well, first.

What was that?

Well, they shut all the lights off so you can't see what's happening.

Pronounced like chaos in the dark.

All right, so you're not saying it just because they're certain.

I'm not saying that.

One more move in the.

Don't you dare stop.

God damn it.

So problem is, which one.

Play the video.

Okay, so that was a clip from, I don't know, year and a half ago.

Yeah, maybe.

And we were talking about an event on a football field.

The police came and arrested the band leader, who happened to be black.

And Dean dropped some Comments in the chat.

Bob saw them, started giggling, which distracted me, and that's when I went, ding.

You know?

And then John read it, and we all just kind of laughed.

Like, don't read it.

I'm like, oh, I'm reading it.

But Mike edited it.

Yeah.

Was.

Again, producer Mike does amazing, amazing things.

Thank you, Dean.

That was.

That was a keeper right there.

Then we have this one here.

Like, Bob.

A lot of times Bob would go ahead.

Well, I was gonna say, I'm sorry, it's a little heavy on the visuals, so.

But.

Yeah, well, it's.

You can watch it again on.

On Twitch or YouTube or rumble.

Yeah, Rumble.

Or Spotify.

Thanks, Jody.

By the way, he says, the boner bunker strikes back.

Yes.

Sometimes Bob and I would get into it.

He would do this on purpose.

I must guarantee it.

First of all, if you got to cut my arms and my legs off, just kill me.

Why would you want to.

What just happened?

Why did.

Stop.

Motherfucker.

God damn it.

You know the comment that just got put up?

It says, how many podcasts have lasted this long with so many technical issues?

Again, first of all, if you got to cut my arms and my legs off, just kill me.

Why would you want to live without arms and legs?

Bob, they're able to save her.

Listen to the Metallica song one.

Initiating launch sequence.

The fuck does that even mean?

What does that even mean?

Listen to the Metallica song.

Just mute your mic again.

I don't fucking care.

Well, I don't understand.

I asked him a simple fucking question.

Would you like to live with arms and.

No, no legs.

Song is about dummy.

Again, nobody knows this, all right?

Five people know this.

Right?

Okay, good.

And those five people and I just made it.

Bob, I'm sorry.

I'm sorry I even talked to you.

Really, I am.

Jesus Christ.

You did this on purpose.

I.

I know you do.

So I'm gonna give you what you want.

You asked me my opinion, and I.

Gave you an answer.

You don't like.

No, you didn't answer me.

You just head up your fat ass and go yourself just said, oh, by the way, just listen to Metallica one.

Whatever.

Good.

Okay.

Oh, John, don't get it.

So therefore it's a bad answer.

Just answer.

Have a heart attack already.

You just answer the question.

I did to.

Shut your mouth.

You got to do this every time.

I swear to God, you are the.

You just walk.

Every time, John, I gave you an answer.

You didn't like yourself.

Whatever.

Again with the K.

Can somebody in the chat please explain to Me.

What Bob means with his answer.

He's wishing for death.

Is that what it means?

Like me, I'm wishing for death right now.

Thank you, Bob.

I appreciate that.

Is.

Am I close to that, Bob?

Is that about right?

I don't.

Sort of.

I mean, the song's about a guy who loses his arms and legs.

He's also a deaf mute.

There's a couple episodes like that where I was, like, interrupting, like, hey, it's okay.

And you guys just let us yell.

And I'm like, okay, idiots.

Every once in a while, Bob and I would test one.

A Saturday, we had this one problem where we couldn't.

We.

We were having doubling issues, and it was like an echo.

So it's a Saturday and we finally get it fixed.

You think Bob would leave his alone?

I'm going to be a doctor.

So I'm going to be a doctor.

This makes no sense, dude.

Okay, it doesn't matter.

Don't do that anymore, okay?

No.

Why should I have to leave the.

It's a window.

I understand.

Anyway.

All right, now, see, I'm smiling.

I'm happy, right?

It's like.

I'm joking.

Don't do that.

Okay?

Don't do that.

Okay, but you realize that this is a problem, and it might be.

What.

What are those.

What are the kids call it today?

A glitch.

It might be a glitch, so don't do that.

I'm changing inputs.

This is driving me fucking crazy.

I swear, if you fuck this up.

Boomer bunkers over.

I am not.

We just got it fucking matched, so.

I gotta keep this open.

No, just click it again.

Click the thing.

Click the thing again.

It goes away.

No, click.

The top goes away.

Everything mutes.

You mute.

I can't hear you.

That's what I'm saying.

It makes no fucking sense.

No, it doesn't make any sense.

Okay, then, like I said, I got the window here.

I'm dragging it around, and when I click the little thing to make it go home, talk.

Hello?

Hello?

Hello?

I can't hear you, but I'll open it back up.

Jesus Christ.

A lot of fun.

A lot of fun with Bob.

Good times.

There were some times, like we would be ready, like Duchess and I come in here about 15 to 20 minutes early.

Don't do that, Bob.

I'm gonna do that.

Bob, don't touch that.

I'm gonna touch it.

I'm touching that.

I'm touching it.

I'm so gonna touch that.

I'm so touching it.

Touch it with two hands.

So Duchess and I would come in like 15 minutes, 20 minutes early.

We would make sure our equipment work.

Bob screams in.

The music's on, right?

Like, because we start at 6:30 or 7 or whatever time we started, right?

Bob comes screaming in and I don't know, music's playing.

So all of a sudden the music gets done and whoops, we have this.

Oh, I remember this one.

And there's nothing.

And he's just staring at.

And he's talking and we can't hear him.

Now I'm playing crickets.

He's like, a cigarette.

I'm just gonna light a cigarette.

Show started, right?

All that silence.

Bob was supposed to be talking.

Yeah, yeah, it's still going on.

The music's.

I'm waiting.

He's waving.

You're drunk.

I'm sick.

Look at me.

I'm just.

I'm trying.

Bob's gone.

Bob left the building.

Bob has exited the chat.

They're definitely going to ask questions.

So I might as well get this out of the way right now.

Here comes Bob.

Let's do it.

Oh, God.

Just fine.

If he gets us off of here, I swear.

Let's see if he comes back.

Hold on.

Now he's green.

He looks like.

Now he's green with envy.

And now he's fading out of his.

I heard his headphones.

I heard him.

Bob, come back.

Bob.

Bob just leaves.

He gets up.

The story.

Police search for a thief who stole a van loaded with 10,000 Christy Cream donuts.

Republicans, Democrats buy computers.

They watched it.

Well, nobody watches this.

Here comes Bob.

This is just an insane episode.

Sorry.

What's happening, Bob?

Bob.

Oh, now we got an echo.

Echo.

Sorry, Bob.

Hey, Bob.

All right.

It's very video heavy.

I'm sorry.

Yeah, you gotta watch it.

It's the 300th episode.

Poor Bob.

Poor Bob.

But it was a lot of fun, though.

But then.

Then, you know, Bob left and then we had some fun.

We did have some fun.

I don't know if you remember this one.

This is a show statement.

Honey, I love you so much.

I'm going to tongue punch your balloon knot like you've never had it done before.

Take a breath.

Now who's the.

This is the lady from Orange is the New Black.

I can't remember her name.

I forget her name now.

But she's.

She's a bit of a handful.

But this was where she was upset because she loved this guy.

He was married and she was gonna buy him a boat.

And then she was talking about how she was eating his ass and Then he decided to go back to his wife and she was very upset.

So she goes, does a video about this.

For what reason?

I have no idea.

She must have been stoned.

I have no idea.

So we came up with this.

Just a pinch.

Is there a blank screen?

Good Lord.

We get the end so we can finish.

I can't.

No, I think that's enough.

I think we're done.

Yeah.

She's.

Again.

I mean, I feel sorry for her in a way.

I'm sure her feelings are hurt.

You know, she lost her man.

She obviously really cared for him.

She had to buy him a boat.

Gonna buy.

You know what?

I think boat's second.

I think when you sit there and tongue punch somebody's fart box, that that's love.

Am I wrong?

It sounds so sexy when you say it that way.

Really?

Listen, I didn't mean to make you swoon.

I need a moment.

Oh, no.

I'm out of wine.

You need a minute.

You need another glass?

I got the vapors.

Oh, dear.

Oh, no.

I don't know what episode that was.

Do you happen to know that one?

I have no idea what that was.

John just went digging through whatever.

Yeah, where is.

Apparently it's some blue screens up.

Apologies.

But wait a minute.

So then that.

That.

When I said that, that made this happen.

Oh, no.

One of Dean's favorite songs.

Tongue punch my fart box Tongue punch my fart box Tongue punch my fart box he palmed my breasts his thumb flicking over my nipple he cried out and he buried himself in me With a mighty stroke Tongue punch my fart box.

That was another Mike Pelarito special.

Mike's really, really helped the show out.

Mike says, I got the vapors.

I need to grab that drop.

He says, pump up the volume.

Yeah.

See, Dean is very happy.

Of course he is.

But.

Yeah.

So it's been a lot of fun these past 300 episodes.

And I'm sorry Bob was late because the whole beginning of the show was about Bob.

Bob.

You missed all this.

Messed the whole show about you.

It was about you, man.

He said he missed Mondays.

Can we start over at Monday?

Oh, okay.

Bob says the first 150 were the best.

John took what he had to.

What he just had was around.

So sorry.

Honest to God, my heart couldn't take it anymore.

It really couldn't.

Someone was gonna stroke out on camera.

Oh, my God.

It was horrible.

It wasn't horrible.

Well, the fights were uncomfortable.

Not for me.

No, they weren't for me.

I don't like confrontations.

I was like, oh, no, the dads are fighting.

All right, the dads are fighting.

Oh, no, the dads are fighting.

Can I.

Can I just sink through the floor, please?

All right, so we asked for voicemails, and we got some.

And we also got.

Thank you.

Okay, I don't know any of them.

All right, now, here, this.

Now you know, if you don't.

If you've listened to the show.

Edward from mi.

The asshole and I have had a falling out.

Look at that.

What a shocker.

Jamaica, am I canceled?

What'd I say?

You just said, am I the asshole?

Oh, that.

Was that a Freudian slip or what?

Am I canceled?

And I haven't talked to Edward in like a week or two.

And we have a message.

He left everything.

He's annoyed.

Yeah, he's annoyed.

So then he says to me, I made a song parody for your 300th episode.

Oh, dear.

And I would prefer you have.

Don't listen to it.

So I pulled it.

And I haven't listened to it.

And I'm a little nervous.

I'm not gonna lie.

I'm too.

I'm a little nervous to listen to this, but.

Oh, no.

For your listening pleasure, we're all gonna hear it together.

We're gonna hear it together.

And here we go.

Just a little.

Don't understand.

He's gay, but have you seen him bent over?

I got my first glance.

I film today and I think I need a sleepover Cuz I just want to feel your butt inside, Char.

Let me feel it.

Yeah, I want to invade your butt.

We'll try.

I gotta tell you, I love that song.

He's so good.

And he can sing, too, you know.

He can really sing.

Thank you.

When he does it, he uses his powers for good.

Yes.

Good.

Yes, he does.

Well done, Edward.

Thank you.

All right, might as well get into one of the first voicemails.

Oh, boy.

Okay, it's not.

Let me see who.

I don't.

Okay, I.

It's just a voicemail.

I don't know who it is because I was pulling them and I wasn't listening to him.

So we're going to listen to them together.

We're all going to listen together.

Here we go.

Hey, this message is for the lovely podcast extraordinaire, the Duchess of New Jersey.

What up, girl?

And whoever that other fucking guy is that you podcast with these days.

Listen, I heard a rumor that this show you're on is gonna be reaching a milestone.

300 episodes.

That's impressive as shit.

Most podcasts don't make it past 10 or some shit like that.

So I just want you to know, you are the heart and soul of the podcast, and that other guy should be counting his fucking lucky stars every day that you've been there every step of the way for all 300 episodes to guide him and teach him the ways of proper podcasting and how to not be such a all the time.

So congratulations, Duchess.

And tell.

Oh, what that other.

Do what that.

Tell him.

Yeah.

Cool.

Good job.

It's like episode 9000 for you.

Thank you, guys.

See you later.

Thank you, Jody.

Aw, Jody, thank you.

You're so cute.

Much, much appreciated.

Yeah, I'm a little nervous because there's a lot of these voicemails here, and if they're all like this, because apparently, Duchess, apparently, you're the star of the show.

I'm the sidekick.

And I get it.

Because you're the nice one.

You're the nice one.

I'm the grumpy old guy that just says crazy.

And, you know, occasionally.

I get it.

I get it.

Give your moments.

I have my moments.

All right, here we go.

Voicemail number two, number.

Hey, Domingo.

Duchess, congratulations on 300 episodes.

This is Papa Brock from Texas, and.

You guys keep up the good work.

To my favorite Jersey people I know that are doing good work and make a little sense.

Appreciate your episode, guys.

Maybe I'll be on tonight.

I don't know.

Depends on what my wife has listed for chores.

The wife.

The wife that ruins wives ruin more fun.

Oh, well, thank you, Papa Brock.

Thank you very much.

He got his decal, too, so.

All right, now this one.

I, I again, I think the.

The Duchess will appreciate this.

I'm not sure, but here we go.

Hey, Jimingo, you crusty old boomer.

And, Duchess, I miss you so much.

Congratulations on your 300th episode.

I wish John wasn't so lazy that he stopped making Devin from Heaven segments.

I know they were a fan favorite, especially when Duchess would turn on the waterworks.

It won't be long before Jimingo will be up here with me, and we can bring back the gaslighting podcast.

Well, I have to go.

I'm playing Gene Hackman in Pickleball.

Bye.

Oh, such a jerk.

I did it.

I got her to cry.

I gotta cry.

No.

That's right.

I'll stop the tears now.

Got one more.

Oh, no.

Okay.

Hey, folks, today I want to take a moment to give a massive shout out to John Jamingo and the Duchess.

They just hit a major milestone, their 300th episode.

I know, I know.

It's a big deal.

Pause for comedic effect.

Now, I have to admit, I'm a bit jealous of the Boomer bunker, but let me tell you, these two have won me over.

Their humor, their banner, and their willingness to tackle just about any topic with humor and honesty.

It's infectious.

I mean, who else can make you laugh about politics, sports, and social issues all in one go?

It's like they're the dynamic duo of.

Of podcasting.

John Jamingo, your rants are legendary.

And Duchess, your sass is on point.

Together, you two are unstoppable.

I've been listening to your episodes non stop, and I'm hooked.

You guys deliver.

Pause for emphasis.

So here's to John Jamingo and the Duchess.

Congratulations on 300 episodes.

That's no small feat.

I hope you celebrate with a big bash, maybe a few drinks, and definitely some more of those hilarious discussions we all love.

Keep doing what you're doing because you're making a difference.

One laugh at a time.

That AI is pretty goddamn good, isn't it?

Because you know he will never say that.

I say none of those words.

None of that was.

None of that was.

Eric Zane.

Brian's here.

Hi, Brian.

He says it says, okay.

I'm not even sassy.

She just doesn't take.

Okay, all right.

Yeah, I'm trying to think.

Where were we?

Red says John made all these in AI because nobody else called.

Yeah, that's it.

I'm waiting for yours, Red.

God damn.

I should have got Red's voice and done it.

Should have got Red's voice.

We got the whole episode.

You can.

Yeah, watch it.

Red, you're next.

You're next.

Red, one of Duchess's crushes.

He's got a crush on Duchess.

He called in.

Hey, this is BT Shoot the Shiznik, the best blue wrestling podcast in the business.

Y'all know this.

I just kind of tell you I love my mama.

That's right.

I do.

I love my mama.

I want to say congratulations on episode 300.

And is it true that the Duchess is going to show her boobs on this show?

I'm watching.

I'm watching.

That was a.

You know, apparently 300.

You're supposed to whip them out, I guess.

I don't know.

Okay, I do have to make a correction here.

I thought that shiznit8 was BT because his.

His handle is shooting the shiznit.

So if this is not Brian, I apologize, okay?

It's called this person Brian, so my bad, okay?

Because we got a.

We got another Text from the voice line.

Here it is.

I.

Somebody better show some tits.

Congratulations on 300.

Was that red, perhaps?

I think it might have been red.

Not 100% might have been red.

We got another text.

Okay, as soon as I can find it.

Here it is.

Google here.

I'm working tonight, but I want to say happy 300.

Sod you.

Ah, thanks, Google.

Appreciate Google.

To get back together.

I don't think it'll happen, but I want it.

I want that couple to get back.

Oh, well, it was a podcasting couple.

I don't know if they were.

Well, no, not couple couples.

The duo.

Podcasting duo.

Exactly.

Also got another grumpy.

He says he was promised some tits.

Well, yeah, talk to that guy right there.

No one wants to see my floppy man tits, all right?

Nobody.

Nobody wants to see my big.

No.

Especially now.

Jesus Christ, they look like two hanging triangles.

All right, here's another one.

This is from the Weather View.

Since we we've met, both of you, John and Duchess have become valued friends and contributors to both our Weathered podcasts.

The whole crew here at the Weathered Report and the Weathered would like to say congratulations on episode 300.

Oh, thank you.

So we do appreciate that.

And I have another one.

Wow.

I know you guys.

And now this one.

I.

I'm gonna tell you right now, I did not know who this is.

You might know this person, but it's the first time I've heard this.

Hello, John and Duchess, this is Delvin.

Not from heaven, but the one from the Twin States.

I just wanted to let you know that I love the show.

I've been listening since early 2022 and I'm probably one of the youngest bunker listeners.

Haha.

I plan on calling for this message, but I'm a little buzzed.

And to be fair, it's also what gave me enough courage to finally message you guys.

I will definitely call in the future.

Now that I finally sent a message, I was a little nervous about finally saying something, but hey, it's just me.

Oh, and also John, I was listening to episode 289 while smoking a cigar and hanging in a hot tub, and you were mentioning how the US doesn't have poutine AKA cheese and gravy fries in Canada is famous for.

Well, you can get it at.

You can get it at places up here, and it's absolutely delicious.

Just saying.

Hope you have or had a good show.

Have a good one.

There you go.

I don't know who this is, but I don't know.

Thank you, Delvin.

But it's a.

It's a.

Devon.

Devin.

Devon.

I said Devin.

So out from out west.

So that's.

Yeah, Twin cities.

So that's Minnesota.

No, say twin states.

I thought for the twin states.

Twin states.

What are the twin states?

I know what twin states are.

Anybody got what twin states are?

Twin states, I think.

Let's see here.

Like Washington, Oregon, North Dakota, South Dakota, Wisconsin, Michigan, North Carolina, Georgia.

So out west.

So I don't know.

So hopefully Devin will send us another message and give us a little more of a hint.

Okay.

But it was a wonderful message.

Thank you.

It's very sweet and welcome.

Dean sent a voicemail.

Hey, guys, congratulations on your 300th episode.

That's a lot to be proud of.

Don't forget, get Together John is July 26th.

Keep that on your calendar.

I have one more question for you.

What do terrorists say to their young when they are feeding them?

Here comes the airplane.

Here comes the second one.

Oh, my God.

That's a good joke.

All right.

And I.

I have one more.

Okay.

Maybe you'll recognize this voice.

Hey, John.

Hey, Duchess.

This here's Hulk Hogan.

And I just want to let you know that I'm very proud of you guys for doing 300 shows.

Oh, my God.

You know, you took the.

You did the prayers, you took the vitamins, you took.

You did all the American stuff.

And I gotta tell you that I love you guys.

Brother, sister, you are in the man.

I mean, this is Hulk Mania all over again.

You guys got Boomer Mania and I love it.

Congratulations on your 300th episode.

And what you gonna do when the Boomer bunker gets a hold of you.

I don't want to pull the curtain back, but I think I know who that is.

I know who that is.

All right.

All right.

And I got one.

I'm sorry, no.

Sparky wants to know if Macho Man, Randy Savage.

Oh, I don't know if I can do Macho Man.

Oh, yeah.

No, can't do it.

Sorry, voice.

Won't do it.

And the last one I have is from Lisa and Sam from.

I shake my head with Lisa and Sam.

Yes, again, taking it on the chin for this one.

Hey, Samantha, what's this I hear about the Boomer Bunker podcast?

They're recording the 300th episode.

Lisa, how the hell did they get to 300 episodes?

Well, they recorded almost every single day for a little bit there.

Oh, that's right.

Now, is that.

Was that John or was that the Duchess wanting to do all that extra work?

I think it might have been John.

Don't don't make it a woman thing.

I'm just saying, right.

I'm just saying, right?

Women.

We come organized.

We come prepared.

Crying.

We come prepared.

Right.

Men?

Maybe not quite so much.

No.

I feel like John's fairly organized.

Why am I sticking up for him?

I feel like I need to.

Right?

You don't need to.

I'm just saying.

Right.

So.

Wow.

300 episodes.

300 episodes of.

Of.

Of the Duchess showing up and John just blurting out his facts or lack of facts or kind of facts.

True.

Now, now, Lisa, we're just really happy for you guys.

Absolutely.

But I got a question for the Duchess.

Duchess, I hope you're gonna write a tell all book and tell us what this journey for you has really been.

That's what I want to know.

I want to know the background and the secrets to all this, because I could tell you lots about us, but I think you have a better story.

All right.

Anyways, here's to 300 more guys.

Congratulations.

Absolutely.

Congratulations.

Oh, that was sweet of them.

Thank you, ladies.

Yeah, that was awesome.

I.

Well, I know why Samantha's being so nice.

I edit their podcast.

There's a reason there.

They are starting to get very, I guess this whole thing because they're not a political podcast.

No.

But since this whole thing with Canada in the U.S.

they're getting political.

Can't help it.

It drifts in.

It does drift in.

So they were getting a little political today.

So I was, as I was doing the show and I was.

I was kind of laughing, I was like, oh, ladies, look at you stepping out.

Stepping out.

I love it being so salty and saucy.

And guess what?

They're not a big fan of Donald Trump.

Imagine that.

All right, well, thanks.

Thanks, everybody, for sending in.

Really, thank you.

I mean, was it the begging or the graveling to get us to send it to send in stuff?

But we appreciate it.

It makes us feel good.

Makes me.

Might have been maybe the real or the Duchess.

I think what she did, she said, listen, you sent some stuff in.

I'll show you your tits.

And then she relates.

I did not.

I did not.

You did not say that.

Lisa says there might have been another one.

Another voicemail.

When does she.

When do they send these?

I don't know.

She said there should have been another one.

There should have been.

Oh, maybe she used the website.

Damn it.

I didn't go to the website.

All right?

I can't do that, tell people to do that.

I know, I know.

What?

I had a lot to do today.

I had to throw a whole 300.

I mean, look at the content.

Look at the content here.

I understand that.

I understand.

Okay, but when you tell people to go to the website.

I know, I know.

I did say that.

Mike wants to know if you got pictures he sent.

Guess.

And no judgment by that reaction right there.

This little blank.

You guys send stuff to be last.

Minute or Aaron said maybe two more.

I don't know.

I love it.

Well, hold on.

Let me try.

Hold on, hold on.

Wait a minute.

Hold up there.

Is it.

I guess we're gonna hold up.

Wait a minute.

Something right?

Yeah, hang on one second.

I might do this on the fly.

I'm sorry, people.

All right, well, we can.

We can do that.

God damn it.

If I could spell one, they said to me, you know what you should do?

You should try to get a job, you know, as customer service.

You know how fast they got a type?

Hunting, pecking, hunting, pecking.

Yeah.

Hunting, pecking and hunting, pecking and pecking.

And hunting the two finger typing.

I know, it's crazy.

You know, I always thought, I'm not gonna need typing.

Who needs typing?

Right?

Right.

Well, I have.

Typing would come in handy.

I have very, very fat digits.

You know, I got some sausage fingers here.

Or what was your Uncle Calm.

Dirty Dick beaters.

Why did not.

We should have gotten a message from the Jimmy.

I don't know about that.

Yeah, you should have just called them in like, hey, leave me voicemail.

All right, let's see.

I'll be damned.

There ain't one here.

All right, tell me if you can hear this.

Congratulations to the Duchess and her sidekick on the 300th episode of the Boomer Bunker.

I suppose I better do a joke since Dean's been doing those.

Okay, let's see.

Why did the sperm cross the road?

Because Dean put on the wrong socks this morning.

Ew.

Do we have another one there?

That's it.

It's the only two.

It's the only one.

I'm double checking.

Unless that's on killing me.

Keep going where you tell people.

I know that, but no.

No voicemails.

Nope.

Okay, okay.

No other ones.

I'm double checking.

There's not on it.

Okay.

All right, There we go.

Let me try it.

Let me there one more time.

Nope, nope.

Okay, Okay.

I refreshed everything.

There's no other voicemails.

Oh, all right.

Well, Bob says he sent a singing transgender to your house.

Oh, Jesus.

Or about this time.

So where's that knocking sound?

Remember?

Yuck.

All right, and that's enough.

Of us patting ourselves on the back.

Yes, thank you.

We might have to get into a story.

Oh, goodness.

If we have to.

It was fun to listen to everybody say nice things.

It was fun.

Thank you.

Everybody's so kind.

Okay, maybe to me, maybe not so much you.

I know.

Crazy.

Changing the subject now.

All right.

And where's Eugene?

I thought I hired him as a singing telegram.

Oh, my God, that would have been amazing.

I don't even know if he can sing.

Oh, my God.

All right, we got this story from Discord for Marshmallow.

And she said, you know, you don't normally do discord drama ever since the one time Edward bored somebody for 18 minutes on the Rubber Neckers podcast.

Yeah, but this one here is kind of interesting.

Now this person right here is.

Her name is.

I'm gonna try Amorath.

I think her name is Amorth.

Sure.

And she is a gaming streamer adult content influencer.

Amoranth, perhaps.

Yeah.

Okay.

A very attractive lady.

And she's also got an only fans.

Shocking.

Okay, okay.

No, good.

Good on her.

She's making money.

So.

Right.

Figure she can stream and then do her adult content.

Well, she did a dumb thing.

Okay.

Amaranth.

Amarantha.

Okay, okay, she did a dumb thing.

She went on and she showed everybody her crypto.

How much she has in crypto, her crypto earnings on social media.

Why?

I don't know, but it was more than 20 million.

She had more than 20 million in crypto.

Now, here's the thing.

When you have crypto, it's untraceable, right?

If you get someone, they can't trace it.

Like if someone steals your crypto.

So three people broke into her house and tried to get her crypto.

They pistol whipped her and they didn't.

So then as they're in the middle of pistol whipping her, her husband wakes up, he gets a gun and shoots him.

Well, he shoots at him and I think he, he wounded one because there was a blood trail going out and the police haven't found him yet.

So again, I gotta say, why, why would you do this?

Why would you put this on social Media?

You got 20 million in crypto, it's got to be at your house, right?

So they broke in, tried to rob them.

She gets pistol whipped, husband gets shoots, shoots at him.

They take her to the hospital, she's okay, a little lumped up, but I don't know what's going to happen with this.

So.

But so is this, I'm going to ask, is this legit?

Is that a legit Thing.

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Because they have.

And I didn't put it on here because it's just the.

What are that?

The ring camera.

They have a ring camera, of course, where they broke in and then you hear the shots, and then you hear the guys running out and you hear one of them saying, I'm hit, I'm shot.

I'm hit, I'm shot.

So.

But no, this is definitely.

There's a blood trail.

Police are on it.

Whole investigation.

For this, this particular streamer.

This young lady, whatever.

There's always drama with this one.

Oh, really?

This is.

Yeah, this is not the first.

Oh, here you go.

Sparky says people are questioning if real or stunt.

I guarantee it's a stunt.

Really?

This is also the one who has.

Aaron says she is the herp and partnered to make a beer from her yeasty bits.

Oh, no.

Yeah.

No, this one.

I, I think this is a setup.

And Red says they found out she's really a man.

She's a man.

I hope she is.

She's a man.

She.

If she's a man, John's gonna be so bummed because now you're.

Oh, now you're over two, buddy.

How is that a man?

Are you kidding me?

I question everything.

I question everything.

Now Red says, look at the jawline.

It's an interesting, Interesting.

I don't know.

She looks.

The jawline.

Look at the tits.

I mean, are.

They had to be.

You saw tits on the other one and then you were all for it until he does.

She does have necklaces on both sides.

On both of them.

They're huge.

I don't know.

It's a guy.

Bob says, always look for the Adam's penis.

God damn it.

I don't know.

She could just be manly.

Ish.

In some features, perhaps, like her jawline.

There's man that's manly.

I think the.

No, I think the nose.

The nose, the nose.

I have to calm down.

I'm looking at this person like I look at drag queens.

They contour.

There's a lot there.

So I don't know.

Well, either way, what is real anymore?

What is real anymore?

If she's a man, Mike has to make a new job saying Jamingo.

Like soft.

Jamingo fails again.

Hold on.

Jamingo fails again.

There you go.

Clip it.

44.

44 minutes and 15 seconds.

Well, so here's the thing.

There, There could be a chance.

But I, I, this story sounds so bullshitty to me.

Like, they.

How could they not figure out how?

I don't know.

It Just.

He shoots Adam and, let's say, wings one of them, but it's in the arm, and it goes right through.

And they're able to, you know, three.

Guys standing right in front of him.

And he wings them.

Well, he wings one of them, but.

He couldn't shoot him somewhere.

I'm just saying, you know, you wake up, you grab your gun, you see somebody, you shoot, and you got one of them, you know, so he's not such a great shot.

What do I know?

But they all ran out of the.

House, and they all ran out of the house.

I'm hit.

Trail of blood, but nobody, right?

I don't know.

I don't know.

People like this.

There.

There's always a drama with this one.

So I.

I mean, to the point where I've heard of it.

I've never heard of this.

Whoops.

I.

Well, I didn't hear this story, but I know that name or her name, whatever the hell it is.

And it's.

There's always some drama tied in, so.

And if she's done.

I.

Showing your.

On camera.

That's so stupid.

I.

That, I agree with.

I want to see if.

I think I might have it where I.

Now.

I did not.

Aaron's willing to show you the only fans material, or I'm surprised you don't subscribe already.

I.

You know what?

I get so much shit about only fans because I did go to her Twitter, and her only fans was free, and I said I should go over and take a look at it.

But usually when you do the only fans and they're free, it's just them and, like, lingerie, you don't see anything.

Oh, it's just the lingerie.

Yeah.

You don't see any.

Like, I.

I wouldn't have seen any dangling penis or nipple if they tuck it.

You don't see anything.

Look, there's.

There's a particular drag queen called Trinity the Tuck, who.

Who's, like, the most expert Tucker of.

How do you know all this?

Because I've watched the RuPaul Drag Race.

I watched the season that she was on.

Okay, so.

So.

And she tucks.

It's a tight tuck, which basically they take it and just push the balls.

Up, jam it up your ass, and.

Well, the balls, I guess, they push up inside, and then they tape the.

I watched.

I watched it.

I watched a tutorial.

They didn't show it, but it was Trinity explaining how it's done.

I gotta be honest with you.

I've had balls most of my life, and I can't Imagine trying to take and pull your penis down and then tape your balls and everything to your asshole.

Like, and then.

And then walk.

And then walk.

And high heels.

Oh, my God.

In our heels.

Oh, my God.

Trinity is a genius.

It's.

She is very impressive.

Drag queen.

I don't know.

Speaking of drag queens, let me show you this.

Tuck is amazing to me because he watches RuPaul.

He and his wife watch it.

It's just.

Whoops.

Hang on, I got it back.

Oh, my God.

We're listening to that.

I already know what that is.

So here are the.

Speaking of drag queens.

Speaking of drag queens.

Whoops, wrong one.

Hold on.

Get this up.

So apparently, the Democrat women, they.

They just.

Everything is cringy.

Everything is cringy.

So they're making it.

They're dancing.

They're going to show you how they're going to fight.

They're going to fight the fight to power.

Here's AOC, 14th congressional district.

Youngest woman and Latina to be elected in the House.

And she's a Trek.

She's a Trekkie.

She's a Trekkie.

She's something.

Wow.

She's one of us.

Like Bob says, fuck the cancer kids.

Yeah.

All right, here's Representative Lauren Underwood.

I think this is a dude.

Youngest black woman elected to Congress.

Co founded the Black Maternal office.

Hates balloons.

All right, now we've got Representative Catherine Clark, House minority whip, Massachusetts, 5th congressional district.

Not into hair dye.

Oh, here we go.

Someone doesn't know rhythm.

Okay, Judy, so hang on.

People are saying it's a blank screen.

Nobody can see this.

There's no video playing.

Really looking, actually.

I'm looking at Rumble and Twitch.

There's no video.

How does that work?

I don't know.

Screw that, then.

I know what to tell you.

All right, well, we can just talk.

So the.

I'm sure most people have seen this video, and it's.

It's these young Democrat women in, like, this old, like, choose your.

Choose your fighter stance kind of thing for whatever, you know, RPG game you're playing, I guess.

And it just is super cringy.

Like, that's what.

So you're saying you want.

Is that what they're looking for you to do?

So you're saying that the husband of this tranny shoots like Jody B.

Like he shot all that.

Just wounded.

Had to go reload, like the dog.

Oh, no.

Jody says shotguns for home defense.

Right.

See?

Just a scatter gun, that's all.

Yeah.

Oh, Mike says Doug rigged your settings to keep you from playing videos.

Oh, maybe.

Maybe he did.

And Aaron says he doesn't see the videos, so no biggie.

No big.

That's all right.

We can discuss.

So that Those videos were ridiculous.

Maybe it's because I made it bigger.

No, no, no.

I don't see them at all.

No, don't even bother.

Blank screen.

I'm looking at it on Twitch, and I don't see anything.

Nothing now.

Nope.

Huh?

Nope, nope.

Blank screen.

It's just us on the side, and then whatever's supposed to be in the middle.

Nothing's there.

And I don't think anything's been showing all night, so.

Really?

Yeah.

I don't like that at all.

That upsets me.

You know, you pen.

You spend 800 hours for this stuff.

Now you know something?

I'm looking at Rumble.

Hang on, hang on.

It's there.

Now I'm looking at Rumble, and I'm seeing.

It just popped up.

It wasn't there before.

All right?

And it doesn't matter because it's a audio.

It matters to me.

It matters to me.

I pay a lot of money.

Features.

Yes.

Yeah, I did see that.

And I was like.

I.

I came in that this morning.

I was like, what the hell is this?

I ain't got time to play with none of this.

So I went old school.

Yay.

Jesus Christmas.

All right, so, Duchess, you're a gym person?

A little bit, yeah.

Do you have a problem with guys that, you know, when you're doing your business at the gym, working out, they get behind you.

Creepy.

They get too close to you.

Yeah.

Nobody.

Well, I.

I go pretty early in the morning, so most people kind of have their own space, but no one has been behind me or I've not.

I try not to block people or stand in front of them because I'm self conscious, because I hate.

I don't want anybody looking at me.

So I kind of try to go to corners and stuff.

So if I'm working on squats, I'm up against the wall so no one can see much.

Anything.

Okay, so back in the day, and it wasn't that long ago, women had their own gym.

I forget the name of it.

Curves.

Curves.

That Curves was for.

Just for women.

Curves is for old ladies, really.

All right, whatever.

But there was women there.

All right?

But now women are infiltrating these other gyms, all right?

And you say infiltrate, like we can't go to a gym.

Yeah, let me finish my sentence.

And not only are they infiltrating these gyms, but they're dressing like whores.

All right, they.

They got these tight pants on, right?

And you see their lot and their.

Their lobster tails.

You know, the back of their.

Their.

Their rumpus is all.

You know, you can't see anything else.

It's all right there.

And then they.

Most of them, they've got your.

What's that thing called?

The.

The front thing?

Oh, my God.

I'm gonna let you stumble.

God damn it.

I can't think of the name of it.

Good Camel toe.

Moose knuckle, if you're in Canada.

All right?

And then they wear these shirts, and, you know, their nipples are popping out and.

Guys, I've been to a gym.

Yes, Yes.

I don't look like that at my gym.

Well, I don't know about your gym, but I've been to gyms.

And these girls come in, and not only that, you see them on.

On social media.

You know, they set the camera up for the.

For the gram.

I don't like that.

Okay?

And they're in there, you know, and they're.

The nips are sticking out.

They got their bearded clam, you know, showing, and they're doing squats.

And.

And what.

What are guys supposed to do?

That's.

You know, we're attracted to that.

We're attracted to it.

So if you notice or say something or whatever, then you're a creep.

You're a creepy creeper, and you're not saying anything.

He's lying.

John's never been to a gym.

That's not true.

I used to.

I used to go to the gym all the time.

All the time.

There you go.

Pants are tight.

You can see the ridges in her meat tarps.

Yes, yes.

And then.

Pants are tight.

You can.

Oh, you got that one.

I'm sorry.

Yeah, you put it up there.

I'm reading it.

Well, here you go.

Last one.

I go to a full cat.

I go full camel at the gym.

Right?

And so you know what, ladies?

How about putting on some sweatpants and, you know, maybe a shirt or something where your nips ain't sticking out and you don't look like a snack.

Thank God that's what I wear.

Guys, anything about me?

Right, Duchess, you should do a show on what to wear at a gym.

Absolutely not.

No.

Right?

No one needs to see that.

Frump up with the Duchess.

Yeah, thanks.

Thanks.

Look like a bum at the gym.

That's it.

I don't care.

I kind of don't care what people wear to the gym.

I really don't.

I've seen women.

I've seen men dressed interestingly Really?

I do.

The men wear very short.

Some of the shorts are a little shorter.

They've the.

I see a lot through.

They wear muscle tees, like.

But it's like the sides are open so you can see.

No, then I don't think they are.

But.

Okay.

Okay.

You know, I don't care what people wear.

I.

I'm.

If you're at the gym to do whatever you got to do, good.

Just stay out of my way.

So that's fine.

I just don't.

I just do what I got to do, and I get out.

All right, so we have a lady, and she's very upset.

She went to the gym, and she was sexually assaulted.

Assaulted?

Well, harassed visually.

Yeah.

Yeah.

All right, here she is.

Now look at her.

I'm sorry.

If you're.

This is a.

You know, you listen to an audio.

Look at her while you're listening.

While you're listening, look at her.

So she's got a bra.

Zero on.

All right.

She's anchored.

Sports bra.

Yeah.

Although it's not.

It doesn't seem to be.

It's not very supportive because she seems to be very busted.

Right.

It's like a.

It looks like a bikini top, actually, now that I'm looking at it.

Right.

She's got a tattoo.

The.

The throat tattoo.

And her chest is tattooed.

Arms are tattooed.

She's all tatted up.

Okay.

And so she's very upset about the.

Gym, and we're car reporting as we do so.

Right, Right.

Oh, and this is in Canada.

Oh, Jesus, who cares?

It says, an Ottawa police officer has sexually harassed me at the gym.

Thought I'm a police officer, just sexually harassed me at the gym, as one does.

Of course, he was doing chest flies.

I was standing in front of him, and I was respecting him in his fucking space and wanted him to be able to see his form.

So I kept moving out of the way so that he could see himself in the mirror.

And after I did this twice, he stops me and he's like, yeah, it's okay.

I may just be a dirty old man.

Here it comes.

But I almost don't mind if you're standing in front of me while I do this.

You know why?

Well, because he thinks you're a HOA and you can get a Hummer out in the car.

No, I don't even think that.

I think he just said that this is why intrusive thoughts need to stay in your brain.

He could have thought that and just said, it's okay and just let it be.

But he's like, no, I like looking at your ass.

Yeah, this dirty old man thought that this was a come online.

And he thought that, you know, that she.

Not a smart move.

She obviously doesn't have much self esteem so that he thought that this might work on her.

I digress.

And I did what we all do as women when we get comments like that.

I just went haha.

Turned around and I was like, I hate.

And then I was really pissed and went to turn around to tell him like, this is not okay and here is why.

And he was gone.

I got a good life associate told her and she wanted to see where it happened so that she could find it on camera.

Cuz I was like, I don't want to come back here with this dude.

Like, I'm uncomfortable as right now.

He was there, I was like, oh, this is him.

Confronted him and then when I told him that was not okay.

You made me feel uncomfortable.

He was like, I'm sorry.

And I was like, no, like you.

This is not cool.

It's not okay.

Then he tells me, I actually rescind my.

Yeah, he apologized that he made you feel uncomfortable and you're not.

Well, that, that's.

I don't think that's an apology.

I'm sorry you're uncomfortable is not an apology.

That's just.

What is it then?

An apology is I'm sorry, okay?

Not I'm sorry you feel this way because that's kind of half ass in an apology.

Okay, I'm sorry is.

It's a sentence right there.

Okay.

He could have said that apology.

Anyway, here's the video and I kept.

Moving out of the way.

Oh, that's him.

Ew.

Oh, off.

No, no, no, no, no, no.

I don't give a.

It's inappropriate.

I don't appreciate it and it made me feel uncomfortable.

This is a place where I come to feel safe.

I'm struck.

Oh, I should be.

Yes, I know.

And you made me feel unsafe.

I don't appreciate.

You made me feel unsafe by looking at my ass.

Yeah, he didn't touch her.

He just.

You can't say anything to a lady.

You can't hit on a lady anymore at the gym.

Honestly, No, I wouldn't.

It's certainly not a smart idea.

I mean.

Well, are you gonna go if she's.

Whatever.

Do you think that she's making too much of this?

She.

You think she's taking this to.

Is she making too much of this?

I see where she would be uncomfortable, but I think when you go up and you start like, every other word.

Is this you?

I don't appreciate this.

And I want to be, say, like, we're.

She amped herself up to the point where she just kind of worked herself up.

Comment from Mike Pellerito says, this is easy if he was a chick, right?

Yes, exactly.

So I could see where she was maybe uncomfortable with his response.

But, I mean, her reaction.

I don't think they match.

If he was like, look, I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I.

I shouldn't have said that.

I'm sorry.

This is.

I think it probably would have been okay.

But he's like, oh, I didn't know you were feeling bad.

You know, you should be like.

He kept, like, repeating back to her, which was.

I don't know.

She's kind of fruit loop.

It looks like a little bit.

Anyway, she's a cancel cunt.

She's a cancel cunt, and she's just looking for some guy to cancel.

And some guy looked at her, and now all of a sudden, this is what you know.

And now she's got her.

She's got it for the gram.

And she can get this.

And.

And now we're talking about this dumb.

He's nicer than I would have been.

I would have said, don't dress like a street walker.

Then there you go.

Aaron's got it straight.

Exactly.

You do dress like.

When you dress like that, you are going to get a reaction, just like Sparky says.

Now there's.

I kind of agree and I disagree on that because I think I see a lot of women at the gym who are in very good shape, and they wear things that accentuate.

Accentuate their shape.

There's.

There's a woman who goes in there.

She has amazing arms.

She looks like she could rip a phone book in half.

And she's wearing a sports bra and shorts.

And I'm like, how short?

Incredible.

What.

How short?

How short are the shorts on her thighs?

I mean, the workout short.

70S, 70s, NBA short?

Or.

No, no.

She doesn't look like a basketball player one bit.

She's lifting weights.

So she's in.

In clothes that are, I guess, for her, that work.

And, you know, I'm sure people.

I look at her, I can't help it.

She looked great.

You know, am I gonna.

You know, am I going up and asking for a phone number?

No.

Are these guys.

I hope not.

Like, she could take them out, but yeah, people are going to notice you.

I'm gonna say dress like a whore.

Get treated like a.

I would tell.

You, I disagree with that.

I know you would.

I know you would.

I'm just telling you from the male perspective.

If you, if you.

Listen, if your daughter dressed.

If your daughter dressed in a low.

Cut dress, I'm telling you right now.

I've had, I've had talks with my daughter.

The way she goes to the gym, I'm like, you know, does she change?

I don't know.

I haven't seen her.

She hasn't come from.

She hasn't come from.

She hasn't come over here from the gym lately.

So I don't know.

Yeah, but when she came over, I said, where the hell have you just come from?

Dress like that?

She's like, the gym.

I'm like, what?

Yeah, and then she gave me the whole thing and I said, yeah, yeah.

Well, when you dress like that, you're going to, you're going to bring attention and you're going to get.

Listen, it can be attention that doesn't mean anything.

Like, it's like a bass lure.

You throw it in there and you jiggle it around and the next thing you know, the bass, all the bass come a running.

So what does that mean?

So what if she walks around in a sports bra and workout pants?

She's gonna get raped, Put on a.

T shirt and some sweatpants and go.

Do working out in T shirts.

I don't wear a T shirt.

I don't like big.

Then work out at home.

That's.

Why should I have to work out at home?

Because you can't handle looking at guys.

Can't handle.

Guys can't handle that.

Then they should keep it in their pants.

That's their problem.

This is why men need.

I'm hard.

This is why women should go in men's spaces.

Okay.

Yeah.

Okay.

That's right.

Go back to Curves bathroom.

Go back to Curves and dress.

No one's taking a dump on the treadmill.

Go back to Curves and dress like a.

And work out.

Dress like a stripper.

Who cares?

Whatever.

That.

There's no guys there.

You could, you could dress like a Runway, whatever.

I don't know.

But then no guys are going to bother you.

It doesn't matter.

Jody says if you wear yoga pants, I'm looking at your gear.

I don't care.

It's why they were invented.

Yeah, well, not everybody should be wearing yoga pants.

I'm just gonna say that, okay, I wear yoga pants.

I shouldn't wear them.

But either way, they're comfortable and I work out and whatever I feel comfortable in, I'm not.

But I don't I can't wear.

Personally, I don't like big, sloppy shirts.

It's hard to move in them.

Okay, so you wear things that you're not gonna get.

What do you wear when you go to the gym?

I wear a tank top.

A tank top?

Well, like, for workout.

Like a workout tank top.

Okay.

And a sports bra.

And a sports bra.

That's.

Yeah.

It's not fancy.

I mean, anybody who follows me on insta sees it.

I post pictures all the time.

Sorry.

But you know, you know, and then workout pants and sneakers.

It's nothing fancy, but that's.

That's what I wear.

That's what I'm comfortable in.

Okay.

You know, I'm just saying that I think this lady here went to the gym, found some guy that did something and then just made a big giant stink about it just so she can be a Karen.

I think she overreacted.

You know, and dancing around in front of that guy like, oh, here, here, let me move, let me move.

Don't look at me.

Let me get out of your way.

Like, just don't be in his way.

Like, maybe you just.

Well, he's probably.

Well, there could have been two wrongs here.

And.

And she lost her.

So not cool.

But Jody says.

I said I don't care, as long as you're over 20.

Grandma's fatties.

Dudes, if you're wearing it, I'm staring.

So.

Okay, so Aaron says yoga pants are privileged, not a right.

Okay, well, sorry, I'm making it a right.

I mean, they go up the crack of their ass.

Now, how the hell do you want.

How the hell do you work out with the.

God.

You know, because there's that friction.

Right.

Don't you think it gets a little hot in there?

No.

Well, first of all, actually, yoga pants are a little thicker.

I don't wear them to work out.

And I actually wear, like, more like athletic wear.

I guess it's more like lycra spandexy.

It's gross.

I know, but it's.

It's one of those.

It's.

It's.

It wicks moisture away the yoga pants.

Oh, great.

Don't stare in his breath.

Well, you don't want moisture.

And.

Well, because you're sweaty, you're working out.

You don't need things.

God damn sticky.

What?

An hour later?

It smells like a goddamn fish market in the place.

It's wicked.

Oh, my God, stop.

Are you insinuating that for whom?

Not you.

Oh, okay.

This.

Cancel cunt.

God, I wish I could make that the episode title.

No, no, can't.

Please don't.

I can't.

I'm so.

I'm sorry.

But ladies, look, you got a fantastic rocking body, all right?

And you're in there and you're working out and there's.

We're red blooded men.

You know, when you dress like that, you make blood run to parts of our bodies.

I don't have to tell you that's.

A problem for you.

It is a problem for us.

And you know what happens?

We do.

We go over, we say to you.

And then you don't like.

We go over and what?

And we say, hey, you look mighty fine in them tight ass pants.

And with your titties hanging out.

There you go.

Sparky says it right here.

Blood runs away from the.

Away from the brain.

It goes from the big head to the little head.

That's what happens.

Jody B.

Says I might need to buy some from Goodwill to sniff.

Oh, Jody.

Just your wife giving.

You just steal your wife's.

Did you know that, ladies, a lot of people are on a keto diet, right?

They're on the keto.

And what's that other diet they call.

It's where you just eat meat and there's.

You just eat meat, like Atkins or something.

It's not Atkins.

Oh, my God.

What's that?

I know.

Somebody in the chat will know what it is.

You just eat meat.

It's carnivore.

The carnivore diet.

Carnivore diet.

Okay, the carnivore diet.

And from what I understand, a woman goes on the carnivore diet.

It makes you downstairs stanky.

It puts some stank on your hang low because of them eating all the meat.

For some reason, it changes your ph, your chemistry.

Okay, you know, I don't have to tell you.

You just call it.

Refer to women as the stanks on the down low.

Yeah, you're.

You're stank on your down low.

Oh my God.

Right?

Okay.

You never heard of that?

No, I'm sorry, no.

Oh, my God.

I've done so many episodes with you and I've not heard that phrase stank on the download.

You never heard of stank?

No, not that particular phrase.

No.

Yick.

Damn it.

I'm looking for my.

I was looking for my foghorn, but I can't find it now.

God damn it.

Thank God.

Oh, my God, that's so gross.

Yeah, no, yeah, it's.

All right, well, I'll just go with this.

Yeah.

Because if you get down there and all of a sudden, oh, that's no good.

No good.

No.

Nope.

Okay.

All right.

Thank you, gentlemen.

I get it now.

I'm getting response.

See?

Told you there, Bruce.

Bruce had a response which makes your pink stink.

There you.

Pink Stink.

God damn.

There's the test.

There's the episode title.

Pink Stink.

Our 300th episode.

Pink Stink.

God damn it.

Thank you, Bruce.

Really.

Thank you.

Pink Stink.

Love it.

Yeah.

So anyhow, ladies, guys, they're gonna approach you if you're dressed like that.

I'll tell you.

Excuse me, ma'am, Are you on a carnivore?

Your smell like a hamster cage.

Oh, my God, a hamster cage.

Jody, I think a really.

I think a rodent crawled up your happy trail and died.

Make the guy from the movie 300 yelling, this is.

This is Pink stink.

You already have that art.

I do have the art.

You.

You got to do something like that.

Here it is.

This is the art right here.

That's all.

Oh, I love it.

Just envisioning that moment.

This.

His back stank.

Well, thank you for joining us on our 300th episode, folks.

You didn't want politics, right?

I didn't say I didn't.

But also, see, I don't have the chat up, and all I can see is the bubble going like.

I see the chat going.

It's like a slot machine.

He's scrolling.

There you go.

The Stinky Stinky Baiter.

Oh, Stinky Baiter.

Like, Stinky Baiter, too.

I'm gonna write that down.

Nice.

Yeah, Jody said that's the title.

This is Pink Stink.

Yeah, this is Pink Stink.

Hey, Google.

Ah, here.

Google's here.

She likes my.

She likes my.

Oh, it's a tiara.

It's a tiara tiara.

I have two.

I couldn't figure out which one to wear.

I had to test them with the head.

I wasn't sure if I could wear it.

It's just a little tight, so it's like, oh, right behind my ears.

Okay.

But you know what you got to put up with for.

For your art for the.

For the.

For the public.

Yeah, for the art for my audience.

So silly.

Well, since.

Since.

Yes, Katie, Google's here.

Can I.

Can I talk about what I tried to do, but it didn't work out?

I guess I have to now since I said this.

So now you.

Do you know how on Am I canceled, Edward reads the Am I the asshole things?

So what I wanted to do was put an Am I the asshole out there and see for him to see and.

And see if it worked.

But for Some reason it kept getting taken down.

I couldn't figure out it wasn't dirty or anything and I would like to read it for you.

Should I?

You want to read the whole thing?

Why not?

Let me plow through this.

Wow.

It's either that or Trump talk.

What do you want?

You can plow through it.

If you get slowed down, I can pick it up.

Well, you go ahead and read it.

I know I, 63 male, run a podcast and have a Discord server for my listeners and a community surrounding it.

Recently I found myself a bit of in a bit of a mess involving two friends of mine and I'm wondering if I handle the situation poorly.

Here's what happened.

A friend of mine, 33 year old male, has his own podcast.

He has.

He co hosts it with a I don't know how old female.

They recently had a falling out.

I don't know the details, but it was apparently bad enough they decided to stop hosting the podcast together.

I tried to stay neutral because I'm friends with both of them and I didn't want to get involved in their drama.

Well, here's where things get messy.

The male is also a member of my Discord and which is a space for people to chat about my show and other shared interests.

And the female co host is also in the server because we're friends and she's been a positive presence there, never causing any issues or breaking any rules or after their fallout, the mail went into the Discord server without telling me ban the female.

He didn't ask me beforehand or explain his reasoning, he just did it.

When he told me what he did, I looked it up and realized what had happened and I reached out and confirmed that she hadn't violated any of the rules and decided to reinstate her because it felt it was unfair for her to be banned over personal drama that had nothing to do with the server.

Well, when the mail found out that I reinstalled the female, he got really upset, accused me of taking her side and not being loyal to him as a friend.

I tried explaining that the ban wasn't justified and since the female hadn't done anything wrong in context and contents of the Discord server, but he didn't want to hear it.

He ended up leaving the server entirely and even left some private groups we were both part of.

Now I'm feeling conflicted.

On one hand, I think I did the right thing by reinstating the female because she didn't bring any of the rules and banning her I felt was abuse of power.

From the male.

On the other hand, he is clearly hurt and feels like I betrayed him during these tough times.

Am I the asshole for reinstating the female after the male banned her from my Discord server?

And for some reason I couldn't get through?

I thought that was pretty good.

Think you did an okay job with that.

Yeah, you did, but it wouldn't go through.

I thought it was pretty precise.

I had a.

Why is Reddit the Reddit's the.

They wouldn't take the story.

It's the.

Wouldn't take my story.

How rude.

How rude.

Reddit am I.

Is Reddit the.

For not taking.

Absolutely.

Oh.

Edward has an answer.

Oh, dear.

I like the song you sent.

Thank you.

Yeah, the song was great.

That might be.

That might be the beginning of the episodes from now on.

I like it.

Oh, Edwards, now you got to put it up.

You can't.

I'm putting it up.

I'm putting up.

Kys kill your so.

Oh, I don't know.

I don't know all the lingo from these.

Doesn't know what the kids say.

I don't know what the kids say anymore.

John's not up with the lingo.

My daughters try to keep me kind on my toes.

They do the same thing.

He says, keep your sweets.

That's what.

That's what it is.

All right.

Good Lord.

All right.

Now let me ask you this.

Are we worried about the Chinese now?

Do you think that's why they were sending drones over here?

They were looking for.

Yeah, blueberry farms?

I think.

Well, they're looking for a little bit everything.

And I think wherever they can get a toehold, we're under attack.

Where do you see this?

Quietly.

Yeah.

Hey, New Jersey.

And really anywhere in the United States.

It's not just easy pass.

We need to worry about with Chinese contracts.

I want you to check out what just happened at one of our local blueberry farms.

New Jersey.

The Garden State is famous for not just its Jersey tomatoes, but also our blueberries and our cranberries.

And look at what this farm just posted.

This is straight from demeo's Facebook page.

So I'm going to read a little bit to you, but you can screenshot and see it says China invited us to participate in their recent international blueberry conference.

They offered to pay our airfare, hotel and meals, but.

But we respectfully declined.

They said they were confident in the enormous potential of the blueberry sector of the market, and they wanted to expand within our industry and bring together leading blueberry farmers from around the world to Discuss new genetic programs to create and grow better blueberries.

They project an increase in blueberry consumption and are aggressively looking to purchase existing blueberry farms here in the United States.

They also say that's the third time they've reached out to them, that they're getting aggressive and they're wondering, like other blueberry farmers, have you caved here in New Jersey?

And that's not the first time I've heard that.

I've heard other people come on here and talk about how a lot of farmland is Chinese owned and it happens to be near our military bases, which I have not checked on that yet.

Well, there are.

Where these, where these blueberry farms are.

There are military bases.

There's three that are pretty close.

So I say get wrecked China.

Well, it's just.

It seems that a lot.

They've been purchasing a lot of land and farms out in the Midwest and now they're starting to.

How do we let them do this?

The state.

The states are starting to push back and like, kind of rescind the agreements and things like that.

I.

I'd heard about it, but I don't have full details.

It was a while ago since I had read that.

But this, this particular blueberry farm is not far from me.

It's like maybe 40 minutes, 35.

40 minutes.

Did you ever.

A little bit out west.

Did you ever do any blueberry picking?

No.

Oh, God, no.

It's a lot of work.

I don't.

I buy them when they're already packaged in the flats.

I'll support them, but I don't want to go pick them up.

When I was a kid, when I was a kid, about 15, you could go to the blueberry farms, and I forget how much they gave you for a pint.

Like a.

Like, they would give you the pints and you would go out there and you would pick them and bring them back and they would give you the money for them.

And I remember this one guy, Mexican, he had this thing.

It was like a.

Like a belt that he had on with suspenders and it had.

And he was.

And he would pick and he would do like 10 at a time and he would stack them and he would come in.

I mean, and.

But here's the thing.

The guy that was really smart was the guy with the.

The taco truck that used to show up at lunchtime and all these coaches.

Yeah.

And everybody would come in and buy the tacos and the taquitos and all that other stuff.

And that guy made a killing.

And he'd have to Pick one.

Blueberry.

There you go.

Oh, thank you.

Soft.

Coach Weekly's here.

Says, I'm here once again to support Duchess.

Thank you.

Because John thinks.

Still thinks I'm a commie.

I do.

I do.

Well, thank you, Coach.

Damn it.

I appreciate that.

John fails again.

I can't find it.

Striking.

Strike two for you tonight.

Technology.

Well, I'm glad you showed up on our 300th episode.

Yeah, I appreciate that.

They said it wouldn't last.

Who knew?

I don't know how much longer it's going to last.

We'll see.

What.

Oh, my God.

We can ripcord again every week.

No, no, Just having heart pain.

I'm having chest pains and going.

Elizabeth going to the doctor soon to see if this is, you know.

Are you truly having chest pains?

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Almost Shipples.

Like now or just.

It comes and goes.

Just chipping again.

Every time I go, they go through this whole damn thing and they go, you know, it's not your heart.

And one of these days, I'm just gonna.

I'm like, oh, it's probably not my heart.

And next thing you know, your daughters will find you.

I guess I'm gonna have to start sleeping with clothes on.

Damn.

Oh, my God.

Your poor daughters are gonna.

Yeah, I know.

There you go.

Sparky goes.

It's the big one.

Elizabeth, I'm coming to see you.

I'm coming.

Elizabeth, if you get that reference.

Yeah, I get it.

We're old.

No, I meant other people listening.

God, was that Sanford and Son?

Right?

Yeah.

Jesus, that's so long ago.

All right, well, God damn.

I got one.

One last story to do.

It's going to be political.

Did you see that?

They censured Al Green because he got up and got thrown out of the Trump speech.

I had seen a little bit about it.

I didn't really pay attention to the full news article because I was doing stuff.

So I.

Usually I have the news on at work, but today I was do.

I had phone calls and things.

All right, so here it is.

The agreement on the resolution.

Republicans 214, Democrats 198.

Ten Democrats voted to censor this guy.

Yeah, well, because he doesn't speak for everybody.

So here it is.

On this vote.

There's your buddy, my boy Mike.

Dreamy, dreaming Mike Johnson.

The yays are 224.

Just wears a nice.

Nays are 198 with two answering present.

The resolution is adopted without objection, a motion to reconsider is laid on the table.

The House had come to order.

The House had come to order.

Sh.

Seriously talking to children.

Will Representative Green present himself to the.

Will, where are you with your stupid cane?

Oh, there he is.

Caveman.

Now, he's an interesting looking fella.

Yeah.

All right, now all for people are listening.

All the Democrats are to the left side as he walks up, and all of a sudden they break into song.

By its adoption of House Resolution 189, the House has resolved that Representative Al Green be censured.

That Representative Al Green forthwith present himself in the well of the House of Representatives for the pronouncement of censure.

And that Representative Al Green be censured with public reading of this resolution by the Speaker.

Swing low, oh, sweet chariot.

What are they singing?

We shall overcome.

So if the white folks are singing that, is that cultural?

The House had come to order.

The House had come to order.

Stop singing them slave songs.

The hell should come the.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

All right, get the sergeant arms.

Take them all out.

That's what I said.

Them all.

I.

I say, let's start tasing these.

The House to come to order.

Clear the well, please.

Clear the well.

The House has to continue its business.

Oh, my God.

We shall overcome.

There he is with his stupid cane.

Is that.

I'm like trying to see.

I see Maxine in the front with that horrible wig.

And then this, this one over here, that's.

Is that Talib?

Yeah, that's Rashida Hebes.

Yeah, Rashida hate heaves.

And do you know that Al Green is from Atlanta, the same county that.

That little boy, that 13 year old little boy who was made.

Who was deputized with the brain cancer.

That's his representative.

No.

Yeah.

Here's the funny thing.

Well behaved, good job.

So I'm watching the speech and then I had to turn the sound off for some reason.

And I was doing something.

I look up and there's.

There's that kid.

They got that kid there and they're holding him up.

And I look at the kid and I go, holy.

He's got a.

Same scar that Jimmy had when he had his brain.

His brain surgery for his brain cancer.

And I looked, I said, wow, he's got that.

The same scar.

And then, because I didn't hear what was going on, and later I found out that he had brain cancer, too.

So I called Jimmy up, I said, hey, we'll talk about this racism.

Why aren't you a member of the Secret Service?

Let's go to you.

Where's your badge?

Oh, my God.

Can you imagine Jimmy with a badge?

He'll be like, these pretzels were cold.

I want my money.

He'd be at every Home Depot.

Pretzel patrol.

He'd be at every Home Depot looking for Mexicans.

Up in the back of his truck.

He would.

Holy shit.

He had a lasso.

He chased them down the aisles.

I got one.

This is my badge.

Yeah.

Oh, my God.

That would be great.

Yeah.

He was deputized in Spring Lake, New Jersey as well.

Well, here's the thing again.

They're taking these.

How old is he?

Thirteen.

Thirteen.

All right.

And they're bringing them on all these new shows and they're asking him questions and he is.

Oh, he's as horrible to interview as Boomer Bob.

He's got one word answers.

And they're like.

So they say, they ask him an open ended question.

He goes, yep.

And you're like.

And they're just sitting there waiting for him to say something.

She's 13.

Stop interviewing him.

Pop says you.

And you see, I told you, one word answers.

Come on.

I mean, it's a 13 year old kid.

That's what I'm saying.

He had a shitload of surgeries.

I don't think he's gifted.

Exactly.

You're making my point.

Why put a microphone in front of this poor kid?

Make him look like a doofus?

Well, because now they all, like, all the, all the media shows are like, oh, we should probably have this kid on, because it looks.

No, no, you should not.

Well, just the problem is it's like his dad sits there and I think it's.

I don't know if his dad's answering questions or not.

Like it's.

That's a different story.

But the one I saw, it was.

Just a couple interviews and done like.

You just put them on camera and have them wave, wave, wave, like this.

There you go.

Add a boy right now go get some juice and some cookies and get the out of here.

That's a lot of surgery.

We're done with.

Hey, listen, I understand.

That's terrible.

It's a terrible thing to have your head cracked open like a coconut.

Several times.

Quite a few times.

So.

Yeah, yeah.

Poor kid.

And I love the fact that he's, you know, getting his fist.

15 minutes of.

15 minutes of fame, loving all that stuff.

I'll try one thing, one more thing before we go.

I don't know if this is going to work.

I'm gonna try it.

Whoops.

Wrong way.

Damn it.

All right, I'm gonna try sharing my screen.

Can I, can I say something right before you do.

Sure, too.

Jody had said when we were talking about that.

Am I the.

A little bit there.

He says you should still post this.

And.

And just.

Just to see what the comments have to say.

That's what I wanted to do.

I said, that's the only reason I'm gonna.

Let's see what the comments have to say.

That's what I want to do.

All right.

You know who.

Jasmine Crockett.

Jasmine Crockett.

Well, all of a sudden, she's speaking like your common hood rat.

And this is her when she was running for Congress.

Listen to the difference in her voice.

Absolutely.

First of all, it's good to see you in the new year.

You know, no one could have told me that when I went down to Austin, now looks like a little bit over a year ago that I would be running for Congress.

It's just not what my plan was.

But what I've always decided is that I would step up when there was a need.

Listen, he up there, he's feeling all kinds of nonsense and bullshit.

Let me just be real.

And we weren't gonna sit for that shit.

We wouldn't, you know, but when she called me and said, I think it's time for me to retire, and you're the one that I believe should take my seat, I really was kind of caught off guard.

I didn't anticipate that.

If anyone knows anything about the congresswoman, they know we.

We showed up.

And if he had some sense, then maybe we would have been about that life.

But y'all know he ain't got no sense, so please give some love.

This took a little bit of coordinating to do for sure.

We got some cool shirts, you know.

She got the Ebonics going now.

Well, she's.

She's gotten a little more street sounding than she.

She did previously, so.

Well, once you're in, you're comfy, So I think AOC's accent got a little.

A little stronger.

AOC can kind of comment calm it down.

All right.

I don't know.

Well, is she.

Is she out aocene?

She's probably trying out.

Aoc.

Aoc.

All right, so Gavin Newsom's first podcast dropped, and he had Charlie Kirk on as his first guest.

That's an interesting guest, right?

I can't wait to listen to it from the clips I've seen so far.

Hold on.

I gotta sneeze.

Maybe not.

Oh, dear.

I don't want to sneeze in the microphone.

So.

And so far.

And what I think this.

This Schemer scammer is going to do.

Mm.

I'm gonna sneeze.

But it's right there.

It's like, right there.

It's my.

And then I'm like, I'm gonna sneeze.

And so I'm waiting for it, and then all of a sudden stops.

So what I think Gavin Newsom, he wants to make a run for president, and he has run California in the dirt.

So now he's trying to reinvent himself.

So he has this podcast, and he's gonna try to go to the middle, right?

And he's trying to be.

You know, he's bringing people on, and I guess he said, but they won't talk about California.

They will not talk about what's going on in California.

He'll talk about national stuff, and, you know, how he wants to move to the middle and, you know, bring America together and all.

And let me tell you something.

Don't fall for this shit.

This fucking scumbag.

All he wants to do is.

He wants to take and do what he did to America, what he did to California.

He wants to do.

He wants a California America.

Ruin it.

Ruin it.

He has destroyed California in the eight years that he's been there.

They recalled him once.

Yeah.

And then they said, wait a minute.

Who are you going to run against?

A black man?

Sorry.

We'd rather.

We'd rather have this guy than a black man.

Come on, California.

Where's your.

Where's your progressiveness?

Put Arnold back in.

For God's.

Yeah, well, either way, it's not looking good.

I can't wait to go listen to his new show.

I want to see how bad this is.

Yeah.

So, yeah, do you have the clip for anything from him and Charlie?

I didn't pull because it was.

It just had.

It just.

He just put it out.

I didn't get a chance to pull it.

But maybe.

Yeah, do it on Monday for episode 301.

What do you think?

301.

That's exciting.

Yeah.

I can't believe you've been putting up with me this long.

I know.

What.

What is happening.

Why?

No, it's been a.

It's been a fun ride.

Jamingo, so.

Yes, it has.

It's been fun.

All right.

I think we've done it all.

I think we've said it all.

First of all, I want to thank everybody.

That sent.

Thing sent stuff in.

Edward, thank you very much.

I know I.

I break your balls and you're not happy with me all the time, but thank you for putting.

For, you know, sending that in.

I really Appreciate that.

And everybody that sent in voicemails and texts, thank you for doing that.

And you know what?

I say, let's do it every week.

Duchess is laughing.

Text incoming Trump tweets.

Do I have a Trump tweet?

Didn't I have a really good one?

You said was going to be a long one.

It is a long one.

Where did we.

Where did I put that?

That's a drop.

Didn't I send it to you in a text?

I think you did.

Can you.

I thought you'd put.

I think I can pull it up.

Pull it up and let me know if you have it.

Let's see.

I could conveniently not, but I'm pretty sure I.

Yes.

Oh, my God.

Yeah, I do.

All right, well, then that means Kate's got the tweets.

She's the key.

Thank you so much, Sparky.

Okay, I'm gonna try and make sure I read the words properly.

And I don't jamingo this one.

I'll jamingo at whatever you do.

Okay.

Shalom.

Hamas means hello and goodbye.

You can choose.

Release all the hostages now, not later, and immediately return all those dead bodies of the people you murdered, or it is over for you.

Only sick and twisted people keep bodies, and you are sick and twisted.

I'm sending Israel everything it needs to finish the job.

Not a single Hamas member will be safe if you don't do as I say.

I have just met with your former hostages whose lives you have destroyed.

This is your last warning for the leadership.

Now is the time to leave Gaza while you still have the chance.

Also, to the people of Gaza, a beautiful future awaits, but not if you hold hostages.

If you do, you are dead.

Make a smart decision.

Release the hostages now, or there will be hell to pay later.

Donald J.

Trump, President of the United States of America.

Here's the thing.

I gotta tell you.

I'm not happy about what he's doing to Canada.

I don't.

Like.

Here's the thing.

Either stick to these tariffs or don't.

Don't.

Yeah.

Because right now, you look like a pussy.

All right, I'm.

I'm enacting tariffs.

It's going to be big tariffs.

And then I see, you know, all right, I'm pulling them back.

I'm gonna pull them back.

Slapping some back on us.

Yeah, a little bit.

Well, I think.

Honestly, I think this is negotiate.

His way of negotiating.

It's like he's crying wolf.

You cry wolf too much, and the next thing you know.

So they're gonna be like, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Put the tariffs up.

Who gives a.

Yeah, we'll take them.

They showed us it.

Canada's, like, taking down, like, whiskey or something.

They bought.

They bought.

Put up.

And I'm like, I already.

You already bought it.

But all right, whatever.

You know, the funny, funniest thing I saw was they said, a T.

Canada's Air force is attacking, and all a sudden, you see all these Canadian geese flying over.

We're so scared of the Canadian geese.

Yeah, I don't think so, but whatever.

They'll ride up on their horses with their.