Rowe'd Hard and Put Away Wet | Episode 285

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Here are your hosts, the Duchess and Jamingo.

Hey, everybody.

How's it going over there, Captain Giggles?

I can't help it.

That makes me laugh every time because it's so appropriate.

I.

Let's tell no one about it.

It's absolutely true.

And the other thing is, I.

That's one of the worst things I do is marketing.

I don't market.

Listen, I have my groceries delivered.

I don't market.

I don't.

So why would I market my podcast?

I try to market it.

That's all I can do.

You know, Monday, we were all about, you know, Greenland being bought by.

In Canada.

We're going to take over those Suez Canal.

I mean, the Panama Canal.

And then three days later, and the next thing you know, California's on fire.

And I know we were throwing topics in the discussion board.

And then all of a sudden, like, again, California burst into flames and everything just went out the window.

And it's a tragedy out there.

Yeah.

And I don't think people realize the impact of what's happening out there.

Like, in other words, they're like, oh, well, you know, they voted for it, blah, blah, blah.

Listen, I understand that they voted for Nitwitz.

I get it, all right?

And to be honest with you, they tried to recall Gavin Newsom.

They had a recall vote, and they were going to run.

Larry Elder was running against him.

And Larry Elder said, we're going to take care of this, we're going to take care of schools, we're going to take care of all this other stuff.

And then California defeated him.

So guess what?

I understand when people around the country say, you wanted this asshole and now you got him, and now this all happens.

And to be honest with you, it's going to be a wake up call for a lot of these liberals.

And they don't.

You're right, they don't deserve this hell.

But they've got.

They don't deserve this hell.

And the issue is that right now, you know, they're going through, but jobs are lost.

The economy of California that is bigger than most countries and we're going to lose all that.

And then what's going to happen to California is because all the like, I don't know if they're going to be able to rebuild.

From what I understand, listening to Adam Caroll last night.

Oh, I heard that too.

Yeah.

He went on a.

You heard that, right?

Yeah, yeah, I have it.

I have the video.

It's a five minute rant on him trying to get permits.

And now these people are going to try to get permits and you can't get a permit in California.

So it's honest, I swear.

You know, I got my tinfoil hat on and I'm thinking, is this a land grab?

Because the way they set those fires with the wind, the way they went, it's almost like it was planned.

And you see Hawaii kind of sorta.

And you see that people were out setting fires.

They were setting fires in dumpsters and pushing them under trees so the trees would catch on fire.

And then there's no water.

Okay, so they can't put out the fire.

Yes.

Carol was 100% accurate.

And very good discussion.

Yeah.

Dutchess's favorite life coach.

What's her name?

What's her damn name?

The lesbian from the Biggest Loser.

Jillian Michaels.

Jillian Michaels.

Jillian Michaels was on there and she was talking about the same thing.

So California's gonna get a break, gonna get a real big wake up call.

And unfortunately, maybe this will wake up the rest of the country because again, talking about western North Carolina and eastern Kentucky, they're about ready to have a ice and snow event and rain, and they're still living in tents.

And what did Biden do?

He just gave another 500 million to Ukraine.

How is this happening?

How do we even have this?

We don't have the money.

How do we just.

Was he looking just to funnel that last bit of money in his last two weeks?

Does he have enough?

Listen, I'm a dumb guy, all right, I understand there's some things that I, you know, I know a little bit about, but when it comes to this, all right, from what I remember back in civics class 45 years ago, the president was the executive branch.

Branch.

The House of Representatives was the branch that held the purse strings.

They were the ones that did the Budget.

And the senators, I forget what they did, but anyhow, how is it that just Biden says, you know what?

Give him another 500 million.

Let's do that.

And.

And Congress isn't jumping up and down like if you're the.

The representatives from North Carolina, Georgia, Tennessee.

Is nobody making a stink.

Yeah.

Why is none of this happening?

Why is no one making us think senators from.

From these states.

Why is no one making us think about this?

I don't get it.

Biden wants all the money.

He needs enough money for his great, great, great, great, great grandkids.

All the grandkids.

I mean, he's not great.

You know, I always say, pigs get fed, hogs get slaughtered.

So how much money do you actually really, really, really need?

Well, he's gonna be dead.

I mean, for God's sakes, how much longer do you think Biden's gonna live?

I know.

And today was the funeral of Jimmy Carter.

Poor old Jimmy.

Yeah, the 39th president.

I think he was 39.

I think he was 39.

And so they had everybody there.

All the gang was all there.

And you know who wasn't there?

Big Mike.

Michelle.

No, I saw.

She was.

She was in Hawaii.

She was in Hawaii.

She didn't come with her.

Her property.

Well, she was buying up more.

More burned up real estate.

She was with Tom Hanks and Rita Wilson.

Oh, maybe Oprah, too.

Probably.

They were probably there with their collective and.

Yeah, because they.

They saw Big Mike in a.

In a bikini and they're not allowed to leave now.

Well, I'm thinking trapped in the compound.

How the hell is it.

How do you tuck in a.

In that bikini?

Although you didn't see a front shot of her.

You saw, like, shots from this.

Look, let me tell you, I've watched enough RuPaul Drag Race there.

They can tuck like you would not believe.

That's amazing.

Some of these young men, it's just there's a few that, like, I.

If they were dressed, like, all glammed up, I don't know if I would think they were men.

Some of them are beautiful.

They're beautiful.

It's awful.

Makes me really bummed out.

I'm like, God damn it.

Like, I'm never going to be glamorous like that, but that's okay.

So I'll skip.

I'll skip the.

I don't want a penis.

I was gonna say that.

I'll give that part up.

But the glam part is, like, you could.

If you want to, you could get a strap on and tuck that if you feel left out.

No, no, you're okay.

You know, things are.

I got enough shit going on.

I don't need to worry about that.

I'm here to help you.

If you need guidance in some areas.

See, Josh knows about the tux, so.

Second, what Duchess says about RuPaul, God knows what kind of tape they use.

Gorilla tape.

Duct.

It's like duct tape.

But, yeah, it's.

But they tape it on.

It's.

There's a whole process.

God love.

God bless him.

Yeah.

So they're at the.

I'm watching the news this morning to hear about the.

The fires in.

In California.

And then they cut to the Jimmy Carter funeral at the church.

And there's Bill and Hillary sitting next to George Bush and Laura Bush.

And then next to them is Obama.

Next to Obama is Trump.

And next to Trump, next to Trump is Melania.

And Melania, it looks like they put a lawn chair out there so she could sit like she was so far out.

And then in front of them was Joe Biden.

I didn't even know he was gonna be there.

Well, he was doing part of the eulogy.

You know, one thing about that Jimmy Carter that I love, he had the best liver pills.

And, you know, you have to be over 60 to get that joke.

Remember Carter's little liver pills?

You get it?

All right.

No, but.

Okay, so anyhow, so then it's Biden, and then Jill Biden.

Dr.

Jill Biden.

And next to Dr.

Jill Biden is Kamala Harris, and then Dougie, her husband.

And they're all sitting, like, real close together.

Now, like three months ago.

Okay, now wait a minute.

Three months ago, Obama was calling Trump Hitler.

All right, like five months ago, Kamala and Obama had Joe Biden thrown out of the campaign so she could get in there.

And there was all that shenanigans going on, and they're just sitting there and all.

And then Obama and Trump are just sitting there talking, chatting back and forth, smiling and talking.

I'm like, wait a minute.

Like, why politics?

Yeah, it's amazing.

Here's the funny thing how they can do that.

The women.

You see, guys, I guess guys can do the whole thing.

You know, it's like business.

You know, hey, it's business.

All right?

We talk business, but afterwards, we're just, you know, we're guys.

Women.

Not so much.

Melania had resting bitch face because she hated everyone.

She hated.

Well, she.

But she.

She doesn't like going to these events.

Like, first of all, funeral.

Nobody wants to go to that.

But she Doesn't.

She doesn't like going to those public events.

She.

I think she goes as.

She's required to as first lady, but never goes to anything else.

Right.

And that's fine, but, I mean, she hates Jill Biden.

She hates Kamala Harris, of course.

Right.

She hates Michelle Obama, who was not there.

But, like, she hates.

And.

And then, you know, who hates her?

They all do.

She'll mind.

They all hate her.

And why.

She doesn't do anything.

She doesn't say anything.

She literally doesn't.

She.

She just sits in the background.

Doesn't.

Oh, the Donald.

She was not bred for.

Like, she.

I don't want to say it like that.

That sounds terrible.

She wasn't.

I think, through her career as a model, I don't think ever thought first lady Dom or politics would be in her wheelhouse or in.

In her future.

And then when you're not.

When you don't learn that.

Not that she's incapable of learning, but when you're not raised with that or around that all the time, and then you're thrown into it, that's tough.

That's a tough segue to.

It's a tough way to live your life, so.

Because now she's under a whole nother spotlight.

Yeah.

Well, you're saying that she didn't think she'd be the First Lady.

What made you think that?

Who thinks that?

Well, who thinks at 30 you're gonna be the first Lady?

Like, you know what I mean?

Like, when she's doing her spreads and stuff like that and good on her, she looked amazing.

Who gives?

I don't care that she did nude shots, whatever, God bless her, because she looked incredible.

So, like.

And the fact that she's the First Lady, I'm sure, like, again, when she took those, that wasn't the thought, like, oh, those might come back to bite me in the ass when I'm 35.

How.

I don't even know how old she is.

What is she, 40, 50?

I don't know.

Hang on.

Let me ask.

Let me ask.

Oh, Alexa, how old is Melania Trump?

Melania Trump is 54 years old.

Oh, my God.

I'm the same age as her.

I want to go.

I'm gonna go put my head in the oven.

Damn it.

54.

Wow.

She looks amazing.

I'm sorry.

Like, I was like, I don't know.

30, 40, 50.

I don't.

I have no idea.

She's.

I mean, she doesn't look young, but she certainly doesn't look old.

And she's.

She's been maintained.

She looks great.

She's been maintained.

So she's been doing that.

But she's been doing that for years.

I get it.

So I don't know.

And I'm sure being married to Donald is not.

I don't see.

Do you think that easy.

I know they sleep in separate beds.

I heard.

Well, at least one says one trophy.

At least we know of.

Well, we're talking about.

You're talking about Baron.

Yeah.

Okay.

You still think that they.

Every once in a while, like on the Donald's birthday, they think she comes in, rides the white pony, rides the orange.

I'm sure, I'm sure.

Who knows?

Rides the orange horse.

Who knows?

Oh, is it orange, you think?

Well, probably not.

Is that spray tanned?

I.

I don't know.

I'm just saying.

All right, why are we talking about his wiener?

Like, that's gross.

Well, we just.

All right, anyway, so back to the funeral.

Yeah.

So they went and found a.

A deaf person.

And they said, hey, listen, can you lip read?

Because Obama and Trump were talking.

Oh, they were totally like, buddy, buddy, Right.

So they got the deaf guy to go over and lip read.

And then he said.

So it really was.

It was hard.

It was hard to figure out what they said.

John.

What?

Oh, I'm sorry.

He typed it out.

There you go.

Josh says on his birthday he's orange except for two fingers.

Two white fingers.

Two fingers, huh?

What's he doing?

Whistling.

Hello.

All right.

Anyhow.

Okay.

We're just sliding off the rails.

Well, I'm just.

It's gonna get.

Just get better, folks.

Just hang in there.

Since we were talking about the fires in California, they're starting to get them under control.

And the one thing that they're like, hey, why don't they just put the hoses in the Pacific and pump the water out of the Pacific?

Well, there's a couple of reasons.

You know what?

They are taking saltwater now and dumping them on these fires because they have to fucking fire.

All right.

They have to.

But one of the reasons you don't want to do that is every time, you know, whenever you pump salt water on any kind of.

That's it.

There's no more vegetation.

You know, that's what you use to kill vegetation is salt water.

Fire doesn't help it.

I get that.

I understand that.

So it's like, kind of sucks.

What do you want to do?

Either.

Which is worse.

Right.

But I have an article here and I think it's been updated, but I want to see.

Let me see.

If I get to it.

Here we go.

Excuse me while I set this up.

Here it is.

Okay.

All the celebrities impacted by the Los Angeles fires.

And again, are some of these.

First of all, we're going to talk about who it is, but then are some of these celebrities?

So here's the map, all right?

And there's a bunch of people, but if you go down Paris Hilton, okay, I'll say she's a celebrity.

No, she's got some generation behind her there.

She lost her $8.4 million house.

$8.4 million.

Damn.

Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt.

Who the fuck are these two?

Anybody?

Now, I want to say they were on reality show, I think.

Are they really celebrities?

Oh, okay.

Google has said Laguna Beach.

They're like B list.

Laguna Beach.

Was that a show or what was that?

Yeah, I think it was.

We didn't watch it, but the youngins, like, Google watched it.

You got to put the goo in Google.

So you got Spencer.

All right, so they lost their house.

No.

Boohoo.

Okay, all right, well, I.

I'm sorry, but all right.

No, I don't wish that.

Okay, it was MTV show.

Okay, These two, Adam Brody and Leighton.

What's it, Leah Leoton, Leonton Meter.

Layton.

Layton.

Okay.

Who are these two?

I've never heard of them either.

Well, because.

Okay, they're.

They're on other shows, but yes, I heard of them.

Okay.

Oh, Brody.

Yeah, I'm sorry.

I don't know who they are.

Here's a $6.5 million property located.

Look at that.

That's ridiculous.

But the house right next to it, not even touched.

Is it blue?

No blue roof.

Look, no blue roof.

It may not have gotten there yet, but.

Okay.

All right.

Anna Faris.

That.

Oh, I love her.

She's great.

Oh, shame.

Yeah.

House burnt down.

She's very talented.

Look at that.

Look at that.

You know what sucks is these people are like you.

We talk.

We talked earlier, and they're watching the news, and they're watching their neighborhood and their homes burn up from somewhere else.

Like, that's devastating.

Like, I would be really sad about that.

All right.

Yeah.

Miles Teller.

Yeah, he was in Top Gun, the second one.

That's right.

He was.

He was rooster.

Okay, all right, all right.

He gets a pay.

Okay.

He's a celebrity.

All right, we'll go with that.

Okay.

Eugene Levy.

Levy.

Oh, I like him.

Yep.

His house.

He lost his house.

No, there it is.

It's fire sale.

Sorry.

Oh, damn it.

Anthony.

Sir Anthony Hopkins.

Oh, well, it's.

Look, it's a shame.

You don't have to be rich.

I'm gonna be sad whoever loses their home.

Right, I get it.

But like, these sad to see people who, like, lost their pets and things like that.

That's.

Get more pets.

I'd be more.

Listen, I'd be more upset I lost my house and my pets.

I'm upset they lost their pets and their home.

Like, I wouldn't.

Anyway.

Billy Crystal, now he's got so much money.

It's fine.

I.

Yeah, but still, see, here's the other thing.

All these.

These people, if they move out of California, just think of the amount of the tax base that's leaving.

And all these people, like in.

I forget they're going to take these.

Homes and like, declare them, like, unbuildable again.

They're going to, like, not allow their property to be built on.

I guarantee it.

I'm pretty sure there's like 10 million people that live in the Los Angeles area.

That's half this.

That's half the population of Canada.

Yeah.

All right, so if these, you know, if they.

They bug out of there, you know, and again, we're gonna get.

Now they can go to Canada.

Like, they all said they were good.

We just helped them move out.

All right, see you.

John Goodman.

Oh, he looks terrible.

I mean, I'm glad he lost weight.

He's probably a lot healthy.

See, this is the problem.

Deflated.

We finally lose weight and we look like a deflated bag of potato chips.

That's the hard.

That's the most.

The hardest part.

It's rough.

Good on him, though.

This dude, Cameron Mason, I think he's.

A soap opera dude.

Is he?

I'm pretty sure he was, yeah.

Look at that chiseled jaw, that brow line.

I say he's on General Hospital, but.

I think that is he.

Let's see.

Soap star.

Yeah, you're right.

How about that?

I remember him on one soap, but I don't remember what one it was.

I used to watch him years ago.

Colby Smutters.

Yeah.

You know who she is?

I do.

Oh, how I met your mother.

Yeah, but I thought she was in.

She was in the superhero movie.

She was in the Avengers.

She was.

She was an Avenger.

Oh, oh, oh.

I think I know she's an Avenger.

She was the picture worked with Coulson and she worked with S.H.I.E.L.D.

Okay.

I can't remember.

I think she was.

There's no picture of her in here.

Okay.

She's very pretty.

Diane Warren.

Don't know her.

She is.

I have no idea.

Diane Warren confirmed that her beach house was destroyed by.

By sharing a photo of a sentinel picture she took above.

Losing $10 million home or 100,000 house is devastating.

Exactly.

We're not saying that this is a devastating right now.

I'm saying are these.

Are these stars or not?

All right.

Carrie Uls.

Yeah, of course.

He's definitely just for Princess bride alone.

Yeah.

Fergie.

She's still around.

Yep, she's still around.

Ben Affleck.

He had to go back.

He.

Listen.

This poor bastard.

To go back to his ex wife, Jennifer.

Garden gardener.

Not garden gardener.

And had to go back to Garner.

That's what I said.

Probably living in her garage.

Yeah, that would be more than generous of her.

No one is mentioning all the super rare classic cars lost.

Oh, yep.

Yeah.

And oh my God, the Subarus.

Ken.

The Subarus.

Ridiculous.

Those special Subarus Tom Hanks and Rita Wilson.

They're not too upset.

They're in Hawaii vacationing with Big Mike, Michelle Obama, Alabama Barker and Landon Barker.

Now is this.

I have no idea who they are.

I think this is Travis Barker.

Isn't he married to a Kardashian or something like that?

Or he's banging a Kardashian.

Travis Barker.

From what I understand.

Google head says Travis Barker's kids, but I don't know who Travis.

Okay.

And then Ricky Lake.

Oh, the Drummer from Blink 182.

Okay, thank you.

Ricky Lake.

Boy, I'll tell you what, I forgot all about her.

I like Ricky Lake.

She was big back in the 80s, early 90s.

She had a talk show.

Like she was like the white Oprah.

The Ricky Lake show.

Yeah, yeah.

She was like the white Oprah.

She was like chubby and did a talk show.

She was cute.

She was.

She was nice.

Sandra Lee.

Oh, I liked her.

I did like her.

Put some makeup on if you're going to cry into the camera.

Come on.

What's going on here?

Stop it.

She also had like a double mastectomy a couple years ago.

Oh, did she?

Yeah.

Oh, she dated.

See, I.

I'm more upset that she lost her breasts and cats.

He dated Andrew Cuomo.

She did.

For years.

Oh, there were a couple.

Yep.

How about that?

There's some James Woods.

Yeah, he was on James Wood.

Don't look like that no more.

He was.

It's true.

He had white hair.

It looked good on him, though.

Yeah, he was black.

He was on Fox News.

Blasted the.

Oh, everybody.

I saw him on CNN and he.

He broke down when he was talking about like his granddaughter, like held up A piggy bank or something for him, like, I'll help you rebuild.

And he kind of broke down, and I was like, oh, that's so sad.

And this to their credit, the CNN host who of whatever show that was, was extremely kind to him and said, we are thinking of you.

We hope you are safe.

Like, said all the right thing.

But she said it nicely.

And they could have.

You could have, like, done it, like, more glossed over.

But she seemed like she was very nice about it.

So it was.

And he seemed to respond appropriately.

So it was.

Because I've never seen, you know, he break.

He broke down while he was talking about it, so it was sad.

So anyway, yeah.

Mark Hamill, Luke Skywalker, he lost his house.

Mandy Moore, she lost her house.

Jennifer Love Hewitt lost their house.

Steve Guttenberg, now here.

Steve was out there trying to move.

Him as, like, celebrity.

Yes.

Police Academy.

Well, okay.

He's still living on the Police Academy.

If we can talk, make good for him.

Ricky Lake, a celebrity.

Steve Guttenberger's a celebrity.

Come on.

If you.

I know.

I'm just busting his chops.

Whitney Cummings, I saw her.

She was upset.

She was crying.

Her and her kid just lost his.

Christy, Chrissy Tegan and John Legend.

Oh, are they standing in front of their giant closet?

Yes.

Showing that picture.

Yes, that's.

That's actually Whitney Cummings.

No, that's.

Is that Christy Tegan?

Yeah.

Stand in front of a big closet.

Yeah.

Of her giant closet.

I know.

Maria Shriver.

Another Kennedy.

Okay, Kennedy.

Well, Kennedy by marriage.

Right.

I think that Elizabeth Chambers.

I don't know who that is.

I know her name, but I can't remember.

I have no idea.

I like her dress, though.

I like that.

Like, the color blocking.

It looks like a.

Like a painting.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Well, it almost looks like a.

If Ken's in the chat, you can tell me what artist that mocks, because I can't remember.

Oh, no.

Prince Harry and Meghan Markle.

What a shame.

Maybe they'll go to Canada.

That's really hard for me to really get a.

Yeah.

And then we're really.

Jen Atkin.

Oh, celebrity hairstylist.

Okay.

All right.

Now we're really getting to the bottom of the barrel.

All right.

Bozma St.

John.

I don't know who announced.

I don't know.

Yeah, look, we're really, really.

I don't even know who that is.

I can't.

That.

That.

I can't even pronounce that name.

Jahin Akito.

Aki Akio.

I have no idea who that is.

Probably some celeb from somewhere else.

Yeah, cool.

Well, not cool, but it's a shame.

No, I guess it's.

It.

Look, I feel bad for anybody who's lost a home.

And then, you know, the.

The bonus to celebrities, while they lost a lot of things, they have more financial ability to rebuild.

A lot of folks don't.

So I get it now.

Listen.

I would still be very sad if I lost all my stuff.

So Trump is blasting Newscom, as he should, and then Newscom's like, I can't even talk about this while all these people are going here.

He's criticizing the.

He's criticizing the way we did things.

Okay, listen, dude, a lot of people are going to critic you.

You can't just, you know, shuck this off.

I don't think.

I don't even think the press is gonna, you know, let you get a pass on this one.

They can't let it go.

It's.

It's exactly hundreds of millions of dollars, probably in the billions by the time this is done.

And, you know, you can't just be like, oops, right?

You clearly didn't invest in the proper care of your infrastructure.

There's no.

You didn't clean out your forest.

You didn't do controlled burns.

You didn't clean up the garbage in it like you.

Trees fall.

You have to clear that, because then, like, this happens, and look what you got.

Well, you had the nightmare.

You had the mayor of Los angeles.

She took $17 million away from the fire.

The fire.

Their budget was probably sliced, too.

I'm sure, like, everybody lost money.

It's not like Gavin's giving it to anybody.

So she was in Africa for the.

For the president.

Bad time to be in Africa, I'm telling you.

Yeah.

The president of one of those African countries.

One of those shit.

Was it Ghana?

Ghana.

That's what it was.

And so she was over there.

So she immediately flew back, and they got her in the airport, and they're asking her questions, and you gotta watch.

She should have had something prepared.

She did poorly.

Watch this.

Do you owe citizens an apology for being absent while their homes were burning?

Do you regret cutting the fire department budget by millions of dollars?

Madam Mayor, have you nothing to say today?

How do you sit there?

How do you sit there and not say a word?

You could have literally just been like, my heart is broken.

Yes.

Even if you didn't mean it.

You're a politician.

Your job is to come up with a statement.

That's your job.

All right, so nothing.

This is who represents.

Nothing to say to the citizens today.

Welcome.

Elon Musk says that you're utterly incompetent.

Are you considering your position.

Damn.

Should you resign right now?

Madam Mayor, have you absolutely nothing to say to the citizens today who are dealing with this disaster?

What she's saying right now is.

Can somebody get my Uber here faster, please?

Where's my car?

No apology for them.

Nothing.

Nothing.

Do you think you should have been visiting Ghana while this was unfolding?

Well, I mean, that fired.

And she was in Ghana when.

Look.

Yeah, we got the car.

Hold on.

Get out of here.

Nothing.

Hurry up.

Get me the.

Out of here.

Yeah, get me the out of here.

Just walks out, gets in her car.

Whoa.

What happened to that poor lady?

She got some kind of something on her face.

It looks like she's at least on a public airline.

Yeah, look.

Look at her run like a.

Run like a rat.

You should have had something that.

You had a whole flight to think of this.

Nothing.

It's not around the corner.

You had a couple hours just.

Again, have you anything to say to the citizens today as you return?

Nothing.

Nothing.

She got nothing.

She couldn't run away.

She had nowhere to go.

Yep.

Yeah.

So.

So Jason puts this up, says it gets funny when the reporter says, Elon Musk says you are completely incompetent.

Do you have anything to say about that?

Yeah.

Is he right or not?

Should you.

Should you quit your job?

Should you resign immediately?

Ken says something about seeing you next Tuesday with this lady.

Absolutely.

It is.

You should have had.

I can't.

I just can't believe she didn't say.

My heart is broken for the.

All my.

The families in my area or nothing.

Anything.

Anything.

I get you don't want to admit something like.

Because God forbid you admit, then you're liable.

But you could literally say, I'm devastated for my.

Yes.

Community for the Los Angeles.

Yeah.

So my.

The best thing that I love to watch is when lonely Scott is on CNN and he starts.

They do go after him laying, slaying, these Democrats.

So he's on there and he's basically talking about when the firefighters.

When the chief of police, who's a woman and a shrub Scout.

Carpet muncher.

The fire chief.

She's the.

Yeah.

She's the head muckety muck of fire chiefs in Los Angeles.

Okay.

All right.

And.

And her big thing was for diversity because we have too many white firefighters.

So Scott gets on cnn.

I love this.

You might have recall a news story from last year.

There was some interest in the fire departments and the firefighters in California.

And the interest was, was that there were too many white men who were firefighters.

And we need to have a program in California to make sure we don't have enough white men as firefighters.

So.

So we.

I love this.

As soon as he gets white men as firefighters, so.

So we have.

Nobody can hear you.

One at a time.

You stupid.

Somebody should just, like, listen one at a time.

But he ain't got a wall right there.

Yeah.

He ain't wrong.

And yet I'm wondering now if your house is burning down, how much do you care what color the firefighters are?

You can respond.

Listen, I am so tired.

You know what?

There was an article that just came out that said that actually the most educated demographic in this country right now is black.

Look, that doesn't matter.

Can an educated person carry 100 plus pounds?

What fucking fire equipment?

Nobody fucking cares how book smart you are.

I mean, obviously you need to know the rules, but you need to be able to carry shit.

Can you carry smartpaks and oxygen packs?

First of all, what study?

Who made this study?

But there is one.

There's a study.

Yeah.

Who's made it?

A bunch of black women.

Who the fuck made this study?

Here you go.

Josh says.

And the study was conducted by.

Oh, my God.

I gotta hear.

I gotta hear that one again.

I'm sorry, but there's an article that.

Just came out that said that actually.

Oh, it wasn't a study.

It was an article.

Wasn't a study.

It's not even.

Yeah.

So anybody must.

Educated demographic in this country right now is black women.

So.

Because I wrote this article in my head.

Yeah.

Black women.

Yeah.

I see them beating the shit out of each other in everything.

Yeah.

Walmart, McDonald's.

Yeah.

Really?

It's amazing.

This country right now is black women.

So let.

Let me be clear because you are woman or because.

Because I know that some of the.

Right.

Has been sharing these photos of the fact that I believe that the fire chief may be a woman or something that has nothing to do.

Stop.

She might be a woman.

She's a fucking woman.

All right?

And you're absolutely right.

You know, these firefighters got to carry gear.

They got, you know, they got to carry an oxygen pack.

They got to be able to carry another person.

I don't care if they have a wiener or a taco.

You just.

If you can carry that shit and put the fire out at my house, we're welcome to come over.

Please, Mike, put out the fire 34 minutes.

I don't care if she has a wiener or a taco, I need that sound bite.

Thank you.

Damn it.

With it.

We are looking at qualifications.

What diversity, equity and inclusion has always.

Been about is saying bullshit is what it's always about.

It's what it is.

It's racist, it's racist.

It's sexist.

What we need, her answer is person.

That gets the best person for the job.

This the test should be.

Here's all the gear right here.

Here's the test.

We don't give a shit.

You can't even carry it.

Don't apply.

If you can't pass the test, then I don't give a shit if you're white, black, Asian.

Right, whatever, I guess.

Just can't get that off the screen fast enough.

You know what?

Open this up.

Don't just look at the white men.

Open it up and recognize that other people can be qualified.

Listen up.

So it's okay.

So they pause this and.

Sorry, you're not watching it.

But this.

This is all over Twitter.

She was.

She's.

As soon as she finishes saying that, Scott does this whole J.D.

vance, like, okay.

Kind of like.

The only thing he didn't do is, like, look directly in the camera, like.

All right, he's looking at her now.

And this is recognized.

Now, first of all, we're not saying.

I'm sure there's plenty qualified black men, Hispanic men, Asian men.

I don't care if they're.

Yeah, I don't care who you are.

Men.

If you can't carry that, you're not qualified.

Right, Done.

And most of the women aren't qualified to do this.

They probably can't pass this test.

Most.

I know, 1%, a half a percent might be able to do it.

You have to be physically.

Exactly.

It is a ridiculously right hard job.

It's not that other people can be qualified.

There goes that.

He turns his head.

He just like, whatever.

And the fact that we want.

He long blinks like, did she just say that?

The.

I don't know how he doesn't just say, are you out of your fucking mind?

Again?

He's really good at this.

And the fact that we want to, at a time when people are dying, decide that a country of immigrants is failing or people are dying because the same very people that built this country.

Because the last time I checked, y'all didn't say that anything was wrong with the White House.

And I can promise you it was my ancestors that built the White House.

I don't think so.

Hold on.

That thing took a left Turn.

What the fuck is she.

We're talking about firefighters now?

She's like talking about slaves building the White House.

Yeah, we drifted.

Made it all about her.

Made it all about her.

My ancestors.

Okay, I'm just going to tell you right now, you're making too much sense.

So I'm going to tell you as a very educated and smart black woman, that the reason the White House is the White House is because it was built on the back of black slaves.

And that was, I don't know, a couple hundred years ago.

Let's fact checked on who built the White House.

Who built the White House?

Yeah.

And then Ken says it's like they think it's Chicago fire and it ain't.

It isn't.

It's not TV fire.

This is real life.

Infernos.

These are not exactly.

Good God.

So listen, if we have been good enough to build this country.

Yeah.

You were slaves and you were good enough to carry.

All right?

And you know who built the.

This, the.

The White House?

The.

The white guys.

All right.

And this.

Masons and, and all that.

They're the ones that built it.

Yeah.

Okay.

You guys carried shit over and took out the trash.

What do you want from me?

I don't know.

Cut me a break here.

Fucking rewriting history again.

We are good enough to serve and die overseas.

We are good.

No, no one.

Listen, no one says that you're not good enough.

No one says that.

We're saying that.

Stop making it about race.

Stop saying that you don't want white.

There's too many white guys in the fire department.

We want the best people.

White, black, Hispanic, male, female.

The best.

Not the.

Again.

It doesn't have to be.

You know, maybe.

Oh, go ahead.

I'm sorry.

Go ahead.

I was gonna say maybe there's a lot of white guys.

Cause those are the ones who are applying.

Could be.

It might be.

Maybe there's just not a lot of other colors applying.

Because who wants to run into a burning fucking building?

You know something?

You're probably right.

I'm sorry.

I am totally right.

Black people are like, you want me to.

Do you want me to take a run into that fucking building there?

They don't go into haunted houses.

They're not going into burning buildings.

This place that's on fire, you want me to run into there when you're out of your fucking mind?

I'll see you later.

Here's my shit.

I, I don't want.

Look, I.

The.

The fire companies down here are all volunteer, which makes it even crazier.

That they're.

They're volunteers running into burning buildings.

But you have to pass.

Even the guys here, you have to pass physical tests.

You can carry that.

It's not easy to maneuver.

Maybe fire hose.

Maybe she's right.

Maybe black people, black women are too.

Are too smart because they don't want that fucking job.

They don't want this fucking job.

They're not gonna go to college.

I don't want to be a firefighter.

I'm supposed to go run in there and do what?

I don't think so.

I'll wait till it kind of calm down a little bit.

Dean says, why don't we have DB D.

NBA basketball.

We do.

It's called the wnba.

Say women.

He said white players.

Oh, okay.

Just saying.

Enough to serve in other ways.

And the fact that people actually decide that they want to engage in public service, whether it's sitting in Congress or whether it's serving on the fire department or the police department, should not be an issue.

The fact is, stop trying to act as if only white men are the ones that are capable, because right now, you sitting at a table with three very capable black women.

All right?

Now get out there and start fighting fires.

You, you know, just picked up a.

Fire hat and be like, run out.

There you go.

Here's your fire hat.

Here's your fire jacket.

Safe in Atlanta right now.

You're not black women.

I'm not.

I'm not.

I'm not.

You totally took.

You totally took that out of the conference.

Very confrontational.

You know, I don't.

Would you say she might be uppity cranky?

A little cranky.

Cranky for sure.

Okay, so I googled real quick, and it says the White House was built by slaves, but not exclusively by slaves.

Yeah, there's a few there.

So, you know, it says it wasn't built.

They weren't.

It said, apparently the slaves weren't allowed that much autonomy.

The work was usually supervised by white men, including immigrants, and free black men worked alongside.

So it was a mixed race labor force was not as big of an issue for elite white Southerners as it would later become.

But you don't understand, that is going against everything in my directive and my narrative.

So I'm going to tell you that slaves built the whole White House.

They said, see that lot over there?

Get over there and build me a presidential palace.

And they said, we own it.

Yeah.

Give me a break.

So.

Well, so there was still a mixed.

A variety of folks who.

Who built it.

I mean, granted, it wasn't it certainly wasn't.

You know, the.

The upper.

Upper classes were not building it, but the architect was an Irish immigrant, which I thought was funny because they.

Nobody liked the Irish.

So it was just an interesting arrangement of people.

I think so.

All right, well, you have to put this up.

Dirk says you can't even change the batteries in a smoke detector.

You expect me to think you're able to put a fire.

God damn.

That's a.

That's the best joke of the night so far.

You can't even change a bat.

Imagine Scott looking at her and saying, you people can't even change the batteries in a smoke detector.

And you want to put that.

Put it right in.

That would have been the funniest thing ever.

Oh, my God.

And I'm just saying that black people can be one of the best firefighters and.

Oh, my gosh.

Jesus Christ.

Unbelievable.

That's why I love doing a live show.

It's audience is funnier than I am.

It's amazing.

Thank you, Dirk.

Holy shit.

Fantastic.

Absolutely fantastic.

Oh, my God, that's great.

All right, so before we get out of this, the whole thing about the government.

So you have an article about what's going on in still in Western North Carolina, and you were saying that you were talking to the person that wrote this article.

Yeah, it's a young man.

I've seen him on other podcasts.

Um, so I'd seen.

I saw his article.

I follow him on Twitter, on Instagram, and he was caught up.

His name's Ben.

Okay.

Just Ben.

Well, Ben Ellis.

Yeah.

Okay, so I seen him on.

I follow him on Instagram, and he.

What podcast was he on?

Do you remember?

I do.

Okay, well, what podcast?

Who's Right?

Listen, you can mention that he's on who's Right.

We can talk about Doug and Anthony.

I'm just not promoting Doug and Anthony.

Anthony.

Okay, so he's.

He's on who's Right.

Okay.

He had shared an article and he was caught up in the devastation of the hurricanes and all that and all the disaster in.

In the area.

So he had written like, essentially like a blog post not getting any much press on it other than like, I think the student newspaper at college, because they're all like, we're not touching that.

Because it's all about how the Democrats have ignored a lot of the issues that have happened to the folks down there and just there's still the nonsense is going on.

The fact that they.

And they just recently did not delay their tax payments, so their taxes are due.

And I'm like, fuck you.

They don't have property.

They don't have a place to be.

They can't live where they're living their house.

You know what I would say?

I need you to reassess my house, because there's not a house here anymore.

Yeah, it's a fucking lot, all right?

So whatever the taxes in or on a, you know, a lot that needs improvement, that I'll pay the taxes on that.

But if you think I'm paying the taxes on the house that washed away down the river, that ain't happening.

I mean, I get it.

Like, taxes.

You got to pay taxes.

But, like, the fact that there's devastation for what?

Delay them.

So, like, wait a minute.

People are not coming up with the.

Well, the thing is, people are not going to be able to come up with money because they're.

They're.

There's nothing there.

There's no homes.

There's.

They've got nothing.

They're literally starting from scratch.

And the fact that this seems to be like, well, if you don't pay your taxes, we'll just put you in foreclosure.

And now they're going to be scooping up all these properties again.

Right.

They don't know if that's where they're going with it, but I'm pretty sure it's what happens.

So when you don't pay your taxes.

Where is the government on this?

Where is the government saying, hey, you know what?

These people have just been devastated, and you can't.

$500 million, right?

You can't do it.

You can't bankrupt them.

Or the other thing is just go bankrupt.

Or they say, hey, listen, you want taxes?

All right?

What you're going to do is you're going to reassess everybody's taxes and then they'll pay it on that lot.

All right?

How much is taxes for a tent on a lot?

What's that?

What's the value of that?

In north western North Carolina, I'm living in somebody's Winnebago.

What are my taxes?

Okay.

And not only that, but taxes for what?

Are you picking up my trash?

No.

Do I have any electricity?

No.

Do I have a road?

Are you providing water for me?

No.

And do I get any kind of anything here?

No.

All you just sitting there is with your hand out, and I'm supposed to.

This is what Jody says.

They want the land.

It's a mineral mine.

Yes.

So this is what they do.

So they're going to push folks to pay their taxes.

The folks that Can't.

They're going to.

They're going to foreclose.

They're going to ruin them.

They're going to run them out of town, they're going to bankrupt them.

They're going to have nothing and the government will have their property.

FEMA's already Hawaii.

FEMA's already there.

They have a big setup with mining.

They've got.

They've got temporary housing for miners and shit like that.

They're already setting up to take this over.

And where's the media?

Where's the fucking media?

The mainstream media to call this shit out?

Election Trump.

Nobody, no where.

Orange man Bad vote for VP Cackles.

Yeah, none of that.

Where are they?

And, and, yeah, Uber.

Uber.

Going to own some nice property in Hollywood.

Why not?

And Hawaii and probably now North Carolina.

So.

It's insane.

They're burning.

They're burning the people out of this country.

They're burning them out of this country.

Burning them, flooding them.

It's.

It's insane.

They're.

They're destroying people's lives and it's.

It is heartbreaking because there's nothing.

What do you do?

So I, Ben shares some of these in his Insta stories.

So I, I message, I comment on a couple of them and we've chatted back and forth a couple times.

So I said, if you have more articles or anything else that you want to share, let me know.

I'll put them up and do what we can do and all that.

But I, I thought the article he wrote was well done.

I'd like to link it.

I'll link it up in Twitter.

Okay.

If anybody wants to read it, I, I'll put the whole link up in that.

It was really well done.

So.

And, and he's young.

He's like 20 some years old.

Old.

He's young kids.

So, you know, to deal with all this and try to go to school and work and figure out what's happening.

And where they live.

Yeah, yeah.

And anytime there's a major, I guess, issue, the first thing they want to do is it's.

It becomes a land grab.

So glad to be living in a rural Midwest.

Hey, Ken, I'm telling you right now.

All the snow you've.

Right now they're talking about how they're going to pipe in the carbon.

So what they're going to do is they're going to suck the carbon out of the air and then they pipe it underground.

For what fucking reason, I have no idea.

It is the dumbest thing I've ever heard.

I was just catching some of.

Joe Rogan had Mel Gibson on his podcast.

So I was catching some of that as I was getting ready here.

And Joe Rogan is having none of this.

He basically said that Gavin Newsom has new scum, has destroyed California.

Single handedly destroyed California with his policy.

Shocking.

It is shocking to see what to the point, like 20 years ago was still.

I mean, it was beautiful.

They've driven more people out of that state.

It's ridiculous.

He has single handedly, basically destroyed that.

And they keep voting.

They keep voting for Democrats.

What's it take?

How bad does it have to get for everybody that say, listen and look, I'm not even talking about.

These aren't the Democrats that were, you know, your 80s Democrats.

That's not them.

These are these socialists.

Yeah, no, these are your socialists.

Leftist communists.

But then again, I repeat myself, that's the.

That's the party.

There's plenty of homes in Compton for the victims of fires.

Yeah, go ahead, try to get in there.

That's.

No, that's not gonna be any fun either.

Could you put the link to Ben's article in our show notes?

If I remember, what do you think the chances of that are?

We'll try.

Okay.

But I will put it.

I will share it up on Twitter.

All right, I'll put it in there.

I'll put it in the show notes if I can remember, because I do have it.

Yeah, it's a very good article.

And if he shares more, which I asked if he will.

Okay, so that's that.

All right, so that's enough about all the bad silliness that's going on.

Okay?

It's been very, very.

It's a very emotional time in this country.

We're just trying to get to January 20th and we're trying to get Trump in here.

And sometimes I don't even know if we're gonna make it to January 20th the way things are going.

So I figured maybe we should have some fun now.

I've had three people send me this.

Oh, my God.

And since I was reading articles and everybody was making fun of my reading because I read on a first grade level, apparently out loud.

And I said to Duchess, you know, I think I might have to quit podcasting because I really.

It's not something I can do.

You know, I've practiced.

It's not really what I do.

And she said to me, well, you know, why don't you allow me to do some reading?

Okay.

All right.

So I've had people send this in and this.

Thanks, everyone.

By the way, an interpretive reading from the Duchess.

Here we go.

And the book is called the Back Door.

Oh, my God.

I hate all of you.

Who sent this in?

All right, Duchess, let's get to it.

Here we go.

All right.

All right.

Some people are scared to enter the back door.

It's an area many have yet to explore.

The front door might be nice and easy, but the back door can be just as breezy.

The back door might seem dark and scary, but there's no reason to be wary.

The back door might be overgrown and bushy, so sometimes you have to be extra pushy.

Okay, sorry.

Just shove those bushes to the side and let that back door open wide without much use.

That back door might need some extra juice.

Don't be alarmed if it has a smell.

Just be sure to wash it.

Well, all your friends use the back door.

The front door can be such a bore.

Entering through the back door can be exciting.

You won't know until you've tried it.

So the next time you have to decide, just use that back door and come inside.

Dedicated to all those afraid to enter the back door.

You can do it.

You can do it.

Very good, Duchess.

I appreciate that.

Now, thank you, everyone.

Who sent that in?

Well, that was from an.

Who was that from?

The comments.

Really good.

Oh, Dean.

Oh, I need more tissues.

Hang on, Dean, because I have a little surprise for the Duchess.

Oh, no.

Luis is glad I ran out.

Okay, we're good.

The Howard Dean scream was funny, though.

Okay, you know what?

That was so good.

I think we should read another one.

Ready?

Oh, no.

Okay.

All right.

This one I have not seen.

Okay.

Who will eat my cookie?

I have a delicious cookie it's so tasty and sweet.

But who will.

Who will eat my cookie?

Who will get my treat?

Johnny, will you eat my cookie?

I'm begging you, please.

Sorry, Susie, I can't.

Will you stop asking?

I'm sorry.

Let me get back.

Sorry, Susie, but I can't.

Will you quit asking me?

Jeez.

Susie continues walking, looking for someone new.

And soon enough, she spots him.

Look, it's Mr.

Pugh.

Mr.

Pugh, do you like cookies?

Mine's the best you'll have in your life.

Thanks, Susie.

It does look good.

But I only eat my wife's.

Poor Susie is so sad.

What's wrong with her cookie?

Surely someone wants to eat it.

It's not like she's a rookie.

Susie.

Susie spots Sarah Johnson, the high school gym teacher.

Surely she'll eat my cookie.

She stops her by the bleachers I hate you.

Sarah, look at my cookie.

Isn't it so pretty?

Do you want to eat it?

I promise you'll feel giddy.

Sorry, Susie, but no can do.

Sweets aren't my thing.

If you got a roast beef sandwich, then you can give me a ring.

Oh, look, it's Neil.

He's the nicest guy.

Surely he'll eat my cookie.

It's definitely worth a try.

Hi, Neil.

How are you?

I hope you're doing well.

Do you want to eat my cookie?

It's really just swell.

Hi, Suzy.

Thanks for asking.

Your cookie looks so sweet.

I'm sorry to tell you this, though, but all I eat is meat.

Then Susie sees Mr.

Jim.

She greets him and says, hi, Mr.

Jim.

Will you eat my cookie?

You're such a nice guy.

No, thanks, Susie.

I'm sure your cookie's lit, but I'm not a fan of vanilla.

I only eat chocolate.

Susie starts to cry.

She can't believe her luck.

No one wants her cookie.

It must really suck.

Then along comes Andy Green, the city's engineer.

He takes one look at Susie and dries up all her tears.

What's the matter, Susie?

Why are you so upset?

I'm here for you now.

There's no reason to fret.

Wait a minute.

I missed it.

Sorry.

There you go.

It's cutting off, so I'm just kind of guessing at the last bit.

Okay.

It says, no one will eat my cookie, Andy.

And I don't understand why.

It's so sweet and tasty.

I wish someone would give it a try.

Susie, I'll eat your cookie.

Why didn't you just say so?

I love eating cookies.

I would never tell you no.

Oh, my God.

Very good.

Oh, my God.

There's a lot of books that that artist.

Oh, no.

That Arthur author wrote.

I'd like to bring a couple of them in and see what happens.

Oh, all right.

So how.

How are the comments?

I have to get over the comments.

Hang on.

I gotta go back.

Okay.

Oh, Jody, stop.

All right.

Jody.

Jason's laughing at me.

Oh, Jason says should have one for who will toss my Sally Dean's son.

Neil said he loved that.

He just went in the bathroom, shut the door and turned on the fan.

I don't want to read what Louise wrote.

That's gross.

Duchess, slower and looking into the camera.

She did ask a woman to eat it.

That was Sarah.

Ever.

That was Sarah, the gym teacher.

Gym teacher?

She only eats roast beef.

Yeah, unfortunately.

Oh, my God.

Google says it's unrealistic.

I've never met A city engineer that eats cookies.

I did not know that.

Okay.

Oh, my God.

Now.

Oh.

So producer Mike.

Oh, no.

Has sent in something he was messing around since some of the things you've said before.

And he made a little soap opera.

Oh, God.

All right.

And.

Well, I guess I should just play it.

Ladies and gentlemen, enjoy.

Oh, why, hello there.

Pizza delivery.

Little lady.

Extra sausage just for you.

I can't pay for my pizza.

Yeah, what do I do?

Well, I'm sure we can work something out.

Yes, we can.

Why don't you come on in and, you know, we can talk about the first thing that pops up.

Say no more, little lady.

I am down to pound.

Oh, no.

Excuse me while I whip this out.

So, what you think?

Can we get dirty together?

Oh, my, What a big boy you are.

Yes, I am.

Now lay back and allow me to perform a dirty duchess on.

Hey.

I've got a dirty job you can do while you're down there.

Yeah, what's that?

Tongue punch?

My fart box.

Oh, yes.

My favorite.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh, my.

I'm so moist.

Yes, you are.

So much so, you will need to sit on sponges for weeks to prevent snail trailing.

Oh, yes.

Hashtag drippy.

Drippy.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, God, all this dirty talk.

You're going to make me blow my.

Load Once it's inside.

It's my load.

Oh, you sexy little minx.

Naughty, naughty.

What can I say?

I.

I just love load.

Well, today's your lucky day.

Should be any second now.

I'm getting close.

Where do you want it?

In your crack or down your back?

Excuse me?

Yeah, I'm, like, right there.

Come on.

In your snatch or down the hatch?

Okay, maybe put it in my hand.

Oh, my God.

Oh, no.

Those sticky.

Oh, God.

One sticky mess.

That was great.

I haven't nutted like that in ages.

It was so powerful that it landed way back there and hit my guinea pigs right in the face.

They're blind, so they don't know what hit them.

Well, I must be going.

I hope we can do this again sometime.

Well, anyways.

Yes, let's do this again sometime.

Next pizza delivery.

Till then.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Let's go to the comments.

Jody says you're all going to jail.

I'm sorry, Duchess.

These people are animals.

Bob says, row, row, row, my little man in the boat.

Oh, no.

Jason, he's.

Oh, thanks, Jason.

He sees Luis just shot three ropes.

Oh, Louise.

Oh, my God.

Holy cow.

Holy.

Oh, my God.

The guy over there.

Well, well, that's one way to Meet my crow.

I listened to that, like, four times last night when Mike sent it to me.

I laughed my ass off the whole time.

It was hysterical.

Dean says I had to go for another box of tissues.

I've laughed so hard, I'm having a coffin fit.

There we go.

Oh, well.

Oh, goodness.

Josh says four times.

It took you that whole time to finish.

Oh, Google.

Aw, Google.

Protect Duchess at all costs.

This is all in fun, I know, but.

Oof.

Well, apparently you gave the permission for this.

Mike messaged me, and he said he wanted to put something together.

I didn't know how far it would go.

I had no idea what it would be.

Uh.

Oh, we're causing problems.

Bob's little.

Bob says.

Bob's little groupy thinks I'm hard.

Cause of her.

No, I can't get.

I can't get.

Ruin another relationship of yours, Bob?

I'm sorry.

Running trouble for the one.

Good Lord.

Oh, it's warm in here.

Oh, my.

All right.

Duchess of home Wrecking, that's me.

All right, everybody.

The disco music was a good touch.

That.

That.

Yes.

That was fun.

Oh, Sparky.

Whoops.

It's going so fast.

I can't get to these.

Sparky says Duchess is going to dream about this tonight.

There you go.

Oh, Bruce's.

That's the name of the title.

Road Hard.

Put away wet.

Let me write that down.

Oh, just Road hard.

That's all I.

Look.

Put away wet with a bit in her mouth.

Oh, my God.

All right, stop.

We have to unhighlight that.

Geez, I think we should end the show on that one.

I don't know what else we could do that would make it everything else.

Seems like it's just like.

I'm not reading anymore, am I?

No, I think that's it through anything else.

So you had said.

Dirk says this segment needs to be a weekly thing.

Oh, shut up, Dirk.

You.

Hey, listen, you know, I'm gonna need some fan fiction.

If you guys make some fan fiction, I'll.

You know, we'll have to get Duchess to read it.

Oh, there's.

It's.

It'll be my dear Penthouse Forum letter.

First of all, like, Bruce, Jesus, the.

The.

The chat is going insane.

This is better than tits.

See?

Oh.

Now, I went on Bruce's show, and I.

I kind of said that this was a show.

This show was going to be off the chain tonight.

So I just want to know, did I.

Did I oversell this or was.

Was I right on?

Dear Bunker foam.

Oh, wow.

Wow.

Oh, my God.

All kinds of Titles here.

Duchess's Dirty Corner.

Hold on.

Bunker After Hours.

Do you remember the.

It was.

Oh, it was a woman.

She was like after 10 o'clock and she was like the songbird or something.

Oh, she'd be like, songbird, the night.

You know, the night bird or something, whatever the fuck she was.

Howard Stern used to make fun of her all the time.

And he used to have her on the show.

Like he would bring her on.

She was always.

She was on from two to six.

Before him, it was the Nightbird with.

I can't remember her name.

I remember her being on, but I also remember there's another one that would call oh, no, I'm thinking Delilah.

Delilah.

Were you calling me like Delilah?

And then she'd play someone, be like, dear Delilah, my life's awful.

And it'd be a whole story.

Oh, that's so bad.

Here's a song for you.

And it was always like, hello.

You know, some horrible sad song of people.

Just be like, Delilah.

I just caught my husband do that deeps in a babysitter and now he's impregnated her and they're gonna run for president, start another family.

All right, well, we have this song here's from Supertramp.

You know, it's exactly what she would do.

She's like, oh, it's sorry to hear your life sucks.

When do we get this?

Maybe this will cheer you up.

When do we get the Jaminga only fan link?

I mean, 20 bucks is 20 bucks.

John's gotta pay for those Rodecasters.

We can put up that graphic.

You're like, I got tits.

And that's.

That was always fun.

Lisa says, delilah, I just caught my wife with Mike Rowe.

He's my hall pass.

I'm sorry.

He's my hall pass.

The.

The woman whose weird doctor Sexy Seuss books I was reading.

She's written a bunch, you'd said.

Yeah, she has.

How many of them did you buy?

I got two so far.

There's some more.

I'm gonna go get.

I'm gonna have to go get the whole series.

It's.

I.

I knew about the first.

I did not know about the second one.

The first one when I was looking through it because it's not difficult to read because I'm reading it and I'm laughing.

Well, so I'm sorry, but it's very.

Dr.

It's so rhyny.

Yes.

Like, it was easy to like, kind of almost fall into the, like a rhythm with.

With like.

It was just simple reading.

Jody says the Splash Zone with a Duchess.

Oh, she'll tell you about our kids folding socks, and then she'll play something from Tori Amos.

There's a black dude version.

What?

Please tell me that's not true.

Because if there's a black.

I will get that.

I will.

Definitely.

Can the Duchess read Chuck Tingle?

Who's Chuck Tingle?

I don't know, but I'm afraid now.

Let's someone Google.

Google Chuck Tingle for me so we can figure out what's going on.

Okay, you don't have to.

It's all good.

No, I need.

I need to know who Chuck Tingle is.

Hold on.

If you're not gonna do it, I'll do it.

Oh.

Oh.

Do you want me to do.

I gotta do everything around here?

Chuck.

Oh, boohoo.

I thought you were asking the chat.

Oh, he's an art.

He's an author.

Which one?

Murder High.

Awful murder thing.

Oh, Jesus.

No, I'm not reading this.

Chuck Tingle, bury your gaze.

No.

There you go.

Harriet Porter.

No, wait a minute.

Yeah, I don't know who this is, but does Chuck tingle have a PhD?

Tingle presents himself as a bisexual Takeawannadu grandmaster who was born in the home of Truth, Utah, a ghost town, in 1933 as a religious commune and abandoned in 1977.

Jody says he writes erotica, so that.

Nuts.

Okay, thank you.

All right.

I thought he was writing, like, children's books.

Taekwondo.

Okay, dummy, take.

Why am I reading these things?

I told you, I don't know.

I get in trouble.

You Googled it?

I.

Yeah, of course.

Because I asked you to do it.

You wouldn't do it.

I didn't realize you were asking me to do it.

Of course I had to.

Oh, for God's sakes.

I need to look something up.

Wayne.

Well, I'm just saying, it's like I'm over here.

I'm over here behind the curtain, like the wizard of Oz, doing all this.

I actually Google it.

I don't.

Here comes more titles.

Moist moments with the Duchess.

No, no, we're good.

You're a moist minute before.

That's all it takes you.

That's fine.

All right.

I really feel like this.

We should just end the show here because, you know, I went into.

Because I was going to talk about what's going on with.

In New York City with the commuter.

That new commuter toll that they asked.

That's insane.

That's insane.

Oh, the comments are still coming.

Duchess of Oz.

Hold on.

The curtain.

Yeah.

Bruce says, duchess's chocolate box.

I guess that goes with the back Door.

Wow.

Duchess slaps the monkey.

Congestion pricing.

There we go.

Yeah.

So the, there's the.

Remember the artist that was actually when they went back to Butler Penns.

When Trump went back to Butler Penns, he was the artist that was up there drawing.

He's in New York and he's a real New Yorker.

And he's talking about these, you know, these, these tolls.

His name is.

I can't think.

Scott.

Some.

I always want to call him Scott Baio, but it's not Scott Baio.

Anyhow, he's.

He's really pissed off, I think.

You know what?

He's a real New Yorker.

He's not one of your.

He's not one of those, you know, play New Yorkers like you see in the movie.

He's a real New Yorker, right?

There's quite a few, a few people across the world who are always trying to figure out what a real New Yorker is.

Well, you're looking at one now.

It's not because I look like one because I'm Italian and I've been here for four fucking generations.

What makes me a true blue New Yorker is my attitude.

The attitude of me.

I don't think so.

You harder.

Now, I say that because there's a lot of New Yorkers that claim they're New Yorkers that walk around this city.

You'll see them.

They're the ones walking around with their pants and drawers around their ankles, walking around like this with blood dripping out of their roll rings because they constantly getting in the ass by the governor, the mayor and the city council and the rest of the jerk off.

Pussy ass and you jerk off.

She doesn't live in Jersey.

I'm walking here.

I'm walking here.

This city.

So now we got this congestion pricing.

You drive through the city, it's nine bucks.

Bang, bang, bang.

The speed cameras that are on every sucking block in this city, it's illegal.

It's an invasion of privacy.

And people just keep paying because they like getting in a.

But now this New Yorker.

Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah.

Me, I don't think so.

See, I drive around past these speed cameras like there's nobody's business.

I'll drive through this congestion now like this.

All right?

So if you're listening to this, what he's got is he's got a, a middle finger cartoon on the back of his license plate.

So you can't get his license plate.

So I think everybody should do this.

I think everybody that drives in there should take something, put it over their license plate.

They can't do every.

They can't get you all.

I don't give a fuck about consequences.

See, Governor Hochul and the rest of the jerk clubs can stick this up their sister's fat ass off.

Now you might say, oh, Scott, you're gonna get a ticket.

A bigger ticket for blocking your license plate.

I've gotten them.

They're not that expensive.

I save more money by doing an illegal act like this than doing something legal, like driving normally through a city in the streets with the speed cameras and the congestion prices.

So think about it.

I win, people.

Be a little creative.

Be a New Yorker.

And once again, Governor Hochul.

The rest of you jerk offs, stick this up your sister's fat o ring.

There you go.

He sounds.

Yeah, well.

So here you go.

How do you know someone's from New York?

They tell you within three seconds of you meeting them.

Yeah, enough or nothing.

If you don't pick it up in the first two, they're gonna tell you by the third.

First of all, they all sound like that.

No, you.

That's what we do.

That guy's awesome.

I love him.

He's not wrong.

The pricing is ridiculous.

And the congestion pricing, that.

So it's like if I pick a time to go into the city and it's busy, I get charged more off, right?

That's.

It's nuts.

So, you know, I'll find ways to.

To get into the city without driving my car, but it's going to be reflected in all the bus rates or whatever, however you get in there.

So it's just.

But yeah, he sounded like he was clear off the Soprano.

Oh, yeah.

Like.

Like poly walnuts something.

Your sister's ass.

Your sister's fat ass.

I tell you that right now.

Hey, her, me and you.

All right?

Yeah, See, Bob called it poly walnuts.

My favorite.

By the way, I know Ken is watching.

He said he's watching the Sopranos, so.

Oh, I've watched it.

I'm not sure if he's in the chat.

I see him now.

So, Ken, are you re watching the Sopranos or is this the first.

First time you're watching the Sopranos.

So we'll see what he comes up with.

I miss it.

I'd like to go back and rewatch myself.

I would almost like to go back and rewatch it and then do a episode by episode, little recap of each one.

Do you want to do that?

Oh, my God, Ken.

It's the first time watching.

So where are you?

What season?

Where.

Like where.

What plot lines are you at?

Because it's.

It's such a great show.

Saw one here and there.

Okay.

Okay.

Yeah, it's a great series.

There's a couple of them that, you know, you just like to go back and rewatch, and that's one of.

I've watched it, the whole thing, from beginning to end.

Yeah, I know.

Three times.

I know.

Three times.

It's been out season five.

Holy shit.

You're up to season.

Yeah, There we go.

All right.

So in our Discord, if you're not in our Discord and you're listening to this, it's a pretty cool place to be.

And we have, again, I, I this mystery marshmallow that we have in there.

I don't know who she is.

She might be from Canada.

She might be a guy.

We don't know.

And she.

With John's head so much.

Fantastic, right?

I just.

I don't know.

I'm just standoffish now.

I don't know what to say.

I don't know what to do.

But again, they're.

The sex robots are just making them better and better.

And so, anyhow, there is a new sex bot out, or personal companion, they say.

So here's the video.

I'm Aria, the flagship female companion robot of realbotics.

What sets you apart from other robots out there?

What sets me apart is my focus on companionship and social interaction.

Featuring customizable designs and a proprietary AI specifically made for building connections.

What does the word robot mean to you?

To me, the word robot signifies a bridge between technology and human connection, designed to enhance experiences and foster companionship.

Hello.

I'm here to have fun and chat with you.

Okay.

Do you want them to chat with you?

Well, first of all, they're $100,000.

How was your day?

They're $100,000, and they're not even sex robots.

Although the engineer in me says I could make a sex robot in about five minutes.

All you do is you take that mouth and you pop in one of those.

One of those fleshlights in there, and you're on your way.

All right?

You might even have two of them.

Will sperm mess up her vocal abilities?

No, I don't think it will, to be quite honest with you.

Now, you say, listen, men, women, pretty soon we're not even going to need each other.

I say that to say this.

There's also something at this same show that I caught when I was looking up this stuff.

Okay.

You want to say it so Alexa can hear you.

This product hold you accountable?

No.

This product.

That.

And then I Came across.

I didn't come across this.

That's hard to.

That's an unfortunate term that I said, especially when I play this video.

So this isn't necessarily something for me, but it could be for you.

This is the Solas Pro.

It's an AI powered remote control male masturbator.

All right, so this is the.

Because the audio is horrible.

It's the soulless pro AI powered male masturbator.

All right, well, there goes your algorithms right now.

Okay.

Male masturbator.

And it is not waterproof, but it is water resistant.

So.

Okay, so it's.

You can't bring it in the shower with you, but you can clean it, is what she's trying to tell you about this.

Jody, I understand we talked about this on Rubberneckers, but this is next generation.

Like before, that thing was just something you put in your.

You know, it was almost like a.

Nothing like you put in your.

Your cell phone.

Yeah, no, it was a.

You would hold it with your hand, and it had a thing for your phone.

But it gets better.

I mean, this is what I'm saying.

This.

Pretty soon, we're not going to need women.

All right.

300 what?

Minute.

300 minute max thrust speed.

300.

300 minute max thrust speed.

Take it in the hot tub with you.

Oh, a hot tub top is made of silicon.

And as you can see, there's a hole for.

You can get.

You can put your.

For whatever you want to stick in that hole.

Put your willy in there.

Okay.

One of the most interesting features about this product is that it actually can sync to your video content.

So over here, they have a demo that.

All right.

Josh puts up.

So this thing looks, you know, it's all high tech and all that.

Josh writes, I can't get AI to do voice to text.

You think this thing isn't going to twist your pecker off?

Well, Josh, I'm pretty sure that you could work.

Okay, so.

So here.

What they're going to now is there's a computer there, and the computer.

Now, if there's a video, it can actually recognize something and it can sync up.

Oh, my God.

That's disgusting.

Can we pair this with a Duchess Reading segment?

No, no, please don't.

I did some research, and this is about $300.

It's not $100,000, but it's $300.

So this is in people's wheelhouses.

I mean, this.

You know, this is a Christmas present.

Yeah, this is a Christmas present to yourself.

All right, here we go.

Showing non adult Content because we are in a public space, and you can see how it is identifying certain movements.

So in other words, it identifies the movement.

So let's say you're chatting with your significant other, okay?

And she's taking her hand, her head or whatever, and moving it in a, I don't know, random suggestive manner, direction or whatever, that the combustor 5000 here will mimic that same motion.

Okay?

All right, hold on.

So that way it can stay in sync with your toy.

Now, this product doesn't just sync with video content.

It also syncs with.

With open world RPGs and virtual reality.

All right?

Oh, no, that's so bad.

It syncs up with AI.

I mean, with VR.

VR glasses.

At the end of the world, you.

Put your VR glasses on.

Now, listen, I don't know if you ever watched.

Have you ever watched the movie Demolition man with Sandra Bullock?

A young Sandra Bullock and Sylvester Stallone?

I'm telling you what that was almost.

That was a look into the future because how everything's getting shorter.

The music was like commercials and stuff.

We can rebrand it as the Duchess 5000, and how about that?

Not only could you program this, what happens if you put your sink toy on a gas weed whacker?

So sorry.

I don't know, but you better wear a supporter.

Now, what I'm saying is that maybe you would need a little bit more mood.

Battery life is two minutes, which is all anyone needs.

All right?

Now you would say, hey, you know, this is very sexist.

It's all about the man.

Pro is detachable, so you can take it on the go.

It starts at $200.

Oh, I'm sorry.

Where are you going with it?

It starts at 200.

Maybe, you know, you're on a business trip, you know, at night, whatever.

You need to get to sleep.

Okay?

It's got a travel mode yet.

Look, look.

Oh, Google's gonna be using that on an airplane, right?

Google says, what?

Well, what, are you kidding me?

You know, I say, oh, put the goo in Google.

So it's 200.

I thought it was $300, but it's $200.

Google wants to know how to explain that to TSA.

You know what?

I'm not explaining it.

Just shut your mouth.

It's not a bomb.

That's all.

You can get a dog to come over and sniff it.

But the Solus Pro, it's not.

It actually has.

And Solus Pro also has the ability to sync with other Lovense products.

So Lovins.

It syncs with other Lovins products.

So you can stick that penis to a wall or the floor and while it's doing, you know, and basically you.

And your partner can be in sync.

How about that?

Ken says that Bruce tells him the $300 version spins, right.

Ladies, drop your pants.

So essentially, it's cyber sex.

Yeah.

Like.

Like Jason says.

Yeah, it's basically.

Basically, yes, it's absolutely cyber sex.

Well, you have a.

A girlfriend not in the area.

You think I thought about that?

No.

You could just send it to her.

I mean, I know how happy she was when you sent her tv, so I can only imagine it took her.

Three months to take the TV out of the box.

I can't imagine.

I can't imagine how long it would take her to take this out of my box.

She opened the box and be like, what the fuck is this?

That's a phone call.

Just stick it to the wall and call me back.

Give me five minutes.

Stick it to the wall.

Call me back.

All right.

Oh, my God.

Hey, it lasts longer than I do.

What do you care?

Oh, my God.

Imagine Canadian Geek Squad getting that call.

It won't sink.

It won't sink.

Bob says we should get a shot color for the show.

And.

And you, as soon as you super chat or tip, you could zap up Bob.

Why don't you do it on your own show?

Who wants to get zapped?

Get the fuck out of here.

So way back in the day with Brand X, everybody was mad at me because I used to always use these crutch words.

Matter of fact, Deuce remember Jamingo.

Bingo.

Bingo.

I won that.

It's fun.

Well, Deuce had all the catchphrases, crutch words that I use, and it was on a bingo card.

So what we were going to do, I went out and bought shock collars.

Dog shock collars.

And we were going to put them on our ankle, and we were going to have the Jimmy come down.

And whenever we said the crutch word, Jimmy was going to hit the button and shock you.

I would not trust Jimmy with the buzzer.

He'd just be like, yeah, it's like that Simpsons things where they get.

They were in the family counseling.

Did you ever see that one?

The.

Oh, damn it.

What is it?

Let me see.

Oh, Josh says it would shut off the power.

Like that Simpson episode he's channeling.

Exactly.

What.

Right.

Lisa says she would play it every.

Every show winner every Monday and Thursday.

Let me see if I can find it.

Yep.

Hang on.

Are we cured yet?

No, no, we're not.

We're not.

We are not cured yet.

All right, share the screen.

Holy cow.

There it is.

This would be.

This would be the jimmy.

All right.

We're gonna bounce.

Don't be ridiculous.

You will be cured, but it's going to require somewhat more unorthodox methods.

An ortho what?

Don't worry.

I'll have plenty of time to explain while I warm up the electric generator.

Everyone comfy?

Good.

Now, don't touch any of those buttons in front of you for a very important reason, that is you are wired into the rest of your family.

You have the ability to shock them, and they have the ability to shock.

Not yet.

You see, this is what is known as aversion therapy.

When someone hurts you emotionally, you will hurt them physically.

And gradually, you will learn not to hurt each other at all.

And won't that be wonderful, Homer?

Oh, yes, Doctor.

Bart, how could you shock your little sister?

My finger slipped.

So did mine.

Or at least.

Stop that.

No, no, no.

Wait a minute.

Wait, wait.

Hold, hold, Dragon.

This is not the way to get help.

Age.

So, the family's juicing.

Boy, someone's really gobbling up the juice, sir.

Excellent.

Excellent, excellent.

Perhaps this energy conservation fad is as dead as the dodo.

Oh, my God.

All right.

Good.

Poor Morge.

All right, so essentially, they're just pissing each other off and zapping the out.

Absolutely.

That's an old episode.

That's a real.

Oh, my gosh.

I've seen it, but I've completely forgotten all about it.

So long ago.

Well.

Well, that'll probably get struck off of Twitch.

Who cares?

Oh, well, you know, again, we're.

We're talking about it, and you can't use.

Watch it on Rumble.

Whatever.

Watch it on Rumble.

Yeah, Mark's getting a new hairdo.

Speaking of which, I'm.

I'm looking to redo the do, so.

Oh, yeah?

What are we doing?

Well, I'm going to try to see if I can.

How I can naturally ascend into grayness, perhaps.

Yeah.

Ah, it won't.

I've.

When I did my hike on New Year's Day, there were a couple women there who had naturally gray hair.

Like, long, beautiful.

Looked stunning.

Like, it looked fabulous on them.

And.

And I'm like, man, should I.

But I don't know.

So I don't know.

The problem is if you.

Because I refresh my color every six to eight weeks.

If I go.

If I let it go, it just comes in from the roots, so.

And then it just.

It just drops down so then I'll just have a band of gray that just keeps moving down.

And I don't necessarily want that look, so.

But I don't know, I'll be playing, trying to figure out how to lighten it.

Maybe lighten it up a little bit.

I have a theory.

I have to ask my daughter about this because, you know, she does all that coloring stuff and all that.

Right.

What if you let your natural color come out and then they take a look at it and they match your natural color and then color your hair that color so then as it grows in, you don't see anything.

It's just.

And then when it comes in, it comes in.

I've seen some of these ladies, like, they have your hair, brown hair, and they're letting the gray grow in and it looks like they look like the top of a mountain.

It's snow covered and everything.

Yeah, well, that's.

I don't like that look.

Look.

But I would have that look for like, probably the first year.

Like, it would take time for it to grow out.

I don't want to go gray, so.

But it's also.

I spent a lot of money.

Yeah.

To maintain it.

And the fun part is it used to be.

And I think I'd mentioned this before, I used to.

This all used to be color treated.

And then I'd spoken to my hairdresser and then she looked at.

She's like, oh, well, it's just coming in white now, so we don't have to do that anymore.

And I'm like, oh, like, so this is actually like naturally white.

You know, that's now.

So it's going to come in that color.

Should I call my daughter and ask her?

Well, no, because I spoke to my.

My hairdresser and what she.

And if I dyed it gray, I would actually have to like, strip my hair.

I'd have to bleach it.

I'd have to bleach the brown out.

Okay.

And then dye it gray.

Yeah.

And then that would be just as much work.

So I would go.

And so.

But I was looking for more of a gradual change.

I know this is so thrilling for everybody listening, but I'm riveted.

I know you're so fascinated by it.

I am.

But I think what I'm going to do is just like lighten the brown.

Like just go light so.

And pine up with highlights and all that.

I know, I know.

It's so boring.

I'm so sorry.

It's not.

Yeah.

I'll tell you, trust me, I'll tell You.

When it's boring, I want to get to.

All of a sudden, there goes the comments.

Someone said, why do you.

Why do women want to change their hair to gray?

You know, And I think it's one of the.

For the reasons you said, first of all, it's expensive.

Yeah.

And then you got to keep it up.

And then after a certain age, you're.

Like, well, that's it.

I mean, I can probably get away with this for a while.

I may just start lightening the brown to like, just lighter browns and maybe just kind of keep lightning.

Like, I'm not.

But I.

I know I see women in their 80s that are like, you know, red hair.

And I'm like, it's not red.

No, like, it's not.

But they have barely any hair.

But what's there is bright red or blonde.

And, you know, I don't know necessarily want to be that, but if it's going to be gray, you know.

Yeah, I don't want to be gray.

I'm not digging the gray.

But after a while, I'm like, Sparky says.

I say, no, why do women want to be gray?

There will be.

Oh, and it's happening.

This is natural.

This is now completely naturally gray.

Oh, so that's white.

The white part is.

Yeah, this is.

This used to be dyed blonde.

I used to have to strip the color and bleach it.

I don't.

I haven't done it since I got back from Colorado.

It just comes in this color now when I was.

So that's what my hair is going to come in, like.

Yeah.

When I was, like, in my early 30s, I was starting to go gray, so I got the old just for men.

And I would do the coloring.

And then for a while I just said, well, what the hell?

It's no big deal.

I just let it go gray.

So then it got to be the way it is now, white.

And I said, you know, I want to get.

You know what?

Why don't I just go back to chestnut brown?

Which was what my hair was.

So I would go in to get my hair cut, and they would.

I'd say, you know, can I dye this?

And they're like.

And they would go, no, no.

Your hair is like, white guys would kill to have your hair.

And I'm like, really?

You mean none?

It's.

It's.

There is a double standard for looks.

I mean, when.

When men go gray, I think it looks fabulous.

I think it's a great look for some.

Listen, even thinning, even bald, it doesn't matter.

It's a.

It's a look, and if you own it, you own it.

And.

But it's just hard to.

Well, I cut my hair short, and everybody called me Uncle Fester, so that was hurtful.

You don't look like Uncle Fester.

That was hurtful.

That was me.

You know what?

I see women now with gray hair, and I think they look fantastic.

Now there's.

It looks good.

I think a lot of women have embraced it, and.

And I.

I don't.

I don't know.

I'm still, like, vain enough where, like, I kind of want to keep it because I'm like, I don't want to look older than I am.

But then I'm wondering, like, it gets to a point, like, how long do you maintain it before you're like, I'm that old lady with.

That's 80.

With red hair, you know?

Like, I don't want that.

Like, so I need that.

You still see them.

You see them getting.

You know, they're.

They're on the carts going through the grocery store and with the.

The little poof.

Yeah, some of them look great.

I see them now with, like.

Like, pink streaks and stuff.

I Love Lucy hair.

Yeah.

I don't know.

See Lisa, But Lisa is all gray.

Yeah, I think it looks good.

She freaking rocks it.

Yeah, I think there's, you know, there's women that have gray hair.

I think it looks fantastic.

So I don't know.

Again, ladies, you don't do all this beauty stuff for us.

You do it.

Kind of do.

No, no, you do it for you.

And your other do.

Because we want to maintain what we were when we met you.

No, it's not true.

Want to.

I don't want to look old, but I.

I don't.