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You think your stupid little podcast or your little TV show is gonna change the world?

Like hell it is.

I'm gonna start a podcast that has no focus, and it'll take up an inordinate amount of time.

Welcome to the 404th episode of the Boomer Bunker.

I am one of your ADHD co hosts, John Doming.

And sitting next to me, coming in hot from a pedicure place in central Jersey, it is the Duchess.

Good evening.

How are you?

Not too bad.

And quietly lurking in the back, it is the soundboard sniper that is producer Mike.

I'm trolling podcast for young Puerto Ricans to be my sex toys, as I do.

All right, Dutchess.

Now I just want to let the audience know that I'm about ready to piss off my co host.

And the reason being is that my co host loves having a structured podcast.

We talk about it, we set up segments.

We have a wheel, and I come in and I just throw everything out the door.

I just, you know, I'm sitting there, and then all of a sudden, you,.

Hair up your ass.

Three minutes before the show starts, I'm.

Like, oh, we gotta talk about that.

And then it's, oh, my God, now touches.

I'm sorry, but I sometimes.

Look, when you're the quarterback of the show, sometimes you walk up to the line, you see the defense, and you're like, hold on, I need to call an audible.

And that's what I'm doing today.

Sure.

Because I made the mistake.

Are we gonna have a call to action or are we gonna just go right into the.

Give me.

Give me a chance.

I'll give you the call to action.

I will let you do that.

Or I mean, I will.

Yes, we're going to do the call action.

I just want to let everybody know what's going on.

So I made the mistake, and it was a good mistake of turning on wheelbarrow four dicks because it just popped up in my.

My podcast player, and I like to listen to Mike's One of the wheelbarrow, four wall dicks is one of my favorite shows, except for the interview.

But besides the interview, it's one of my favorite shows.

It's well produced.

Mike does a great job.

Love Travis.

Love drunk.

Love the way he does the show.

I'm actually jealous of the way he does the show.

What, you mean like a structured, organized show?

You're jealous of that?

Yes.

Shocking.

I am.

Well, we live stream.

He does not.

Okay, but everything else.

Yeah, okay, you know something?

Don't.

Don't sit there and threaten me with a good time, because you know what I'll do?

I'll take.

I'm threatening you with anything.

Do what you want.

What I was going to do is this will be the.

You know, again, this is the video recording of our audio podcast.

So then I could take this and go in there and produce it up.

Kind of like one of my other favorite shows is The Misanthrope Radio 2.0.

Love the way he does his show.

Right.

We have a segment that I'm gonna surprise Dutchess with because I love surprises.

While you were getting your toes done, I was over here feverishly working, producing the show.

What do you mean, please?

How dare you?

Well, it's like, I don't.

I just show up and just.

I do some work.

You do the production shit.

That.

That's not like.

We didn't know that.

You are co producer.

You put in stories, we go through the stories, we talk about everything, and then 15 minutes before the show, I fuck everything up.

Everything.

Fuck it up pretty much.

All right, now, before we get into the wheelbarrow full of dick surprise, I need you to tell everybody where they can find our stuff.

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Make it rain, bitches.

Yeah, exactly.

So I turn on It's all about the Kitty.

It is.

All right, so I turn on Wheelbarrow full of dicks, and they get to this one section where.

Oh, wait, hold on.

Teresa goes.

She's already annoyed.

Oh, no, Duchess, I'm so sorry.

It's not you.

It's not you at all.

Yes, it is.

It is.

It is.

No, it isn't.

It's you.

No, no, it's you.

It was because what she did on the ship.

Theresa's fault eight minutes ago.

Yes.

She put this in discord.

So I saw that.

So maybe a little annoyed at you, but it's.

It's still.

Johnny's a grown ass man, so.

You know something?

Every once in a while we got to ski bop and.

And.

And, you know, it's like playing jazz, man.

Every week.

Every.

You should be used to this.

But, but you.

I know you.

It's like whenever we go to do something or if you're going to come, like down here, why don't we come in?

You need everything planned out.

Well, it's nice to know what I'm expecting.

Yes.

Then it's not no one getting sandbagged.

Right.

Well, you know, or I could just sit here and, you know, blink at you.

All right.

Do your best Bob imitation.

All right, listen.

So the thing is that every once in a while I'll see something.

I'm like, oh, that's gonna be great for the show.

Let's do it.

And I hurry up, break my balls, get it ready.

I produce it real quick, and then we have to do it.

The hardest part of all that is coming in here and telling you that I just moved everything around and changed the lineup of the show.

To me, that's the hardest.

I'm like, fuck.

She's going to be.

I'm going to.

She's going to get pissed.

And I have to do it right in the beginning of the show.

You make it like I'm a raging lunatic.

It's frustrating, but I roll with it.

Yeah, there's nothing wrong with that.

As I do.

Frustrating.

Come on, Jimingo, you can do it.

Okay.

Okay.

So here's what happened.

This is what.

This is what got me going, Travis.

People think it's okay to do impressions of me.

And the impressions that people are doing of me are not good at all.

Over on the wheelbarrow fold.

I mean, over on the shitty song of the week, Therese was there with Jody and Mike, not Mike Red.

And they were doing Mike impressions.

And I thought to myself, oh, that's a.

That's a great idea.

So then I was listening to you know, who was the worst one, and then Mike gets into it with this, and all three of them think they have a good mic.

And I'm here to tell you, all three of these mic impressions are dog shit.

I figured, well, how bad could they.

Yo, Jody does pretty good impressions.

Yeah.

So here we.

Here we go.

And Shitty Teresa, that's not Even that's the same song.

All right, now, duchess, you've heard Mike.

On a scale of 1 to 5, 5 being the best, 1 being the worst, what was that impression of Mike?

How was that?

Sorry, Jody.

I'd say that was like a two.

A two.

Okay, well, everybody else.

Everybody else.

Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike.

What day is it, Mike?

Everybody else agreed with you.

Okay, right off the bat, Jody's is garbage.

Yeah, Jody sucks.

Yeah, he does sound like a character from King of the Hill.

He does.

Oh, my God, he does.

He does, Sam.

All right, so then I'm listening.

I'm Chuck One.

Because, you know, Jody's being nice.

That's all.

Yeah, yeah, I'm chuckling because they're breaking Jody's balls.

And of course, we love breaking each other's balls.

We love that as.

As we do.

And then Travis lays down the gauntlet.

And really, this is kind of a call to arms for all people who listen to this show.

If you have a podcast that you like to put out, go ahead and take a little bit of time on your show to do an impression of Mike, and he will be sure to clip them and play them in a future episode.

What a shameless plug.

I love it.

All right, well done.

So, Duchess, well played.

I.

Challenge accepted.

Okay.

Of course.

So I would like to do my.

Mic impression that's kept secret in podcasting.

Could not resist.

Okay, you ready?

Here we go.

Go for it.

You don't want to rub another man's mushroom.

How was that?

Wow.

I could close my eyes.

Yeah, I know, right?

Mike was sitting right here.

Okay, hold on.

I'll do another one.

Let's rub some mushrooms, huh?

How about that?

Amazing.

Amazing.

Do you have other impressions?

No, to be honest.

So you heard Teresa talk about it, but you didn't pull her impression?

Listen, I didn't want to get.

I didn't want to make this too long of a segment because I know how you get.

So you just used Jody's.

I got you.

Well, listen, what I did was I have a couple sound bites.

Yeah, it's wrong.

Tell you what, nothing dries up a woman's pussy like the sound of Mike's voice.

Jesus Christ.

Which mic were we talking about with that one?

Oh, oh, Mike Vegeta.

That's right.

We did Vegeta.

That's right.

I forgot.

What'd you call him?

Vegeta.

Mike Vegeta.

That's his name.

Wow.

I don't know what his real name is.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry, Teresa.

I didn't want.

I did not want to have Teresa come on here and have them say how her impression sucked.

Like, this is what Mike said.

Mike said she had his cadence down.

Well, we wouldn't know because we haven't heard it.

Jesus Christ.

I threw this together.

Well, if you're gonna play.

I thought you were gonna play all of them.

15 Minutes.

I had to throw this thing together.

I pulled, like, six clips, and all of a sudden, now it's not good enough.

I'll tell you what a rough crowd I have around here.

Well, you named all the characters on there.

I thought you'd have played Red and Tease on there.

Well, Red didn't really do one.

It was just Jody and Teresa.

Teresa did have his cadence down.

Well, I would like to try to do one.

I would like to say.

All right, so here's.

Let me get into character.

So, you know, Travis, we're gonna do a Stephen Baldwin clip later.

Charles, I know how you love Stephen Baldwin.

I think that maybe later on we're gonna.

We have an interview after the break.

Travis, we have an interview with some guy that lives in a dumpster and enjoys it.

That is my Mike Done a horrible job.

Oh, shut up.

I did not.

You have his cadence.

It's the pitch of his voice that's hard to hit.

Yeah, it's.

Yeah, it's a lot.

He'll ramp it from Midland, and then he'll ramp high when he's.

When he's squealy about something.

All right, well, Duchess, would you care.

Nope.

You don't?

No, I don't.

I don't care to do one.

No, because it's not going to be any good.

So I don't want to do it.

I don't understand.

Sorry, Mike.

I'm not going to.

I'm not going to insult you with a bad impression.

Why?

I just.

Did.

You hang with me.

All right, well, there you go, Mike.

You can pull this, and after, you know, and then you can play this on your podcast.

Challenge accepted.

So there you go.

Teresa said if I had a man's voice.

A man voice.

Good job, Dick.

Yeah, I think.

Yeah.

Well, you know, you have to understand that Teresa is a WFOd sycophan.

Like, she's.

They have over 700 episodes.

A what?

Sycophant.

Sycophan.

A sycophan.

Sycophan, right.

What's sycophan?

Hold on, Alexa, what is a sycophant?

A sycophant is basically a fancy term for a brown noser.

Nice.

Seeking servile.

Flatterer or fawning parasite?

All right, stop.

Oh, my God.

You better backpedal.

Sorry, Teresa, I didn't think.

I didn't mean it that way.

John doesn't know words.

Okay, well, she's a. I'm sorry.

You know what it is?

She's a big fan.

She's a super fan.

Super fan.

Super fan.

She's a super fan.

Teresa.

Called autism.

Called autism.

Okay, I just listen to every episode and then listen to him again.

She's a super fan.

She has went back and she is listening to every single FOD episode all the way up and trying to get to.

Now, Teresa, since you are in the chat, I'm a big, big fan.

Okay, what episode are you up to now, Teresa, if I may ask?

Since you're in the chat, I just.

Like hearing you say the word because.

Sycophant.

Okay, go ahead, play it.

What's.

How do you say it?

Well, I have to share screen.

I'm not going to do that.

So it's sycophant, but yeah, you were close.

You're damn close.

So that's why I had to hear it again.

Teresa said she's done.

She listened to them all.

Nine.

Nine months.

Nine months.

Shit.

That's a.

They're like a couple a day.

Yeah, I didn't mean.

Had you been a couple of days?

I'm sorry, I didn't know sycophant meant.

What.

What did it mean?

Insincere, flattery.

Excessive praise to win fav.

From influential, wealthy or powerful people for personal game.

Well, that's also known colloquially as suck ups or yes men.

Oh, that's.

That's not true.

I. I was incorrect in my.

My.

Whatever that's called.

Whatever definition.

Yes, my definition.

Your misdefinition.

Yeah, I misdefined her.

Like, she's a super fan.

She's not a sick of fan.

That's the episode title right there.

Sicko fan.

A sicko fan.

Write that down.

I already started.

Okay, go me.

All right, Duchess, we have a lot to get to.

I'm not done.

We're not in a hurry, though.

No, no hurry.

I'm not done with my banter yet, Duchess.

Oh, we still have more banter.

Oh, we have.

Yes, we have more banter.

John has so much banter because I.

Okay, so I was trying to get my Twitter algorithm off of feet, because I see feet and then I show the feet pictures and I put Mike and Bruce at them on Twitter.

Mike is a feet fan.

Yeah.

So I.

Now if you had.

Now, if There was feet with clown makeup.

Mike would be all over that.

God, you'd have to squeegee the screen.

Gross.

So anyhow, trying to get rid of that, I put in different search terms, and I try to get rid of it, and somehow I ended up on liberal female liberal dummies.

And so you went from feet to liberal women.

Yeah, apparently so.

Duchess, two easy steps.

Here we go.

I can't stop thinking about how grass lawns are racist.

Duchess, just grass lawns are racist?

Yeah.

Was it because you can afford property and therefore only racists own property?

I'm going to go with that.

And, like, based in white supremacy.

There we go.

If that doesn't make sense, that's okay.

I guess it doesn't.

It seems really obvious to me.

It's.

It's really upsetting.

Bring back weeds.

Bring back clover yards.

Look, can we just.

Can.

Can anything just be okay in its natural state?

Or do we just have to whitewash everything, make it a competition and use it as a sign of your worth as a human being in society?

Like, can we just have weeds?

So, Duchess, sounds like someone got a.

Ticket for not mowing our lawn.

Well, the other thing is.

That's a chick from a couple weeks ago.

I know.

It is not.

This is actually a new person.

That's another fucking moron.

So basically what you're saying is if you're not white, you can't seem to grow grass.

Like, only white people can grow grass.

Your blacks, your Mexicans, grass, I guess.

Now, I'm sorry, but I would say, especially around me, that the Hispanic community around here would probably be your best grass growers, because that's what they seem to do around here now.

Not all of them, but a big right.

But a lot of them.

So I think she's all wet, to be honest with you.

She's nuts.

Like, if that's like.

The funny part is, while she's bitching, you can hear a fucking lawnmower in the back in the background of her, like, lawns are just for, like, racist.

That's white people.

And the fact that she says, we're going to white.

It's a fucking lawn.

Like, sliding.

You're yelling at that.

What are you laughing at?

I'm laughing because I. I did the lawnmower.

Oh, it was you.

Okay.

See, I told you.

He's the soundboard sniper.

He's got the lawnmower running.

Well, I'm glad you're happy with that.

All right, well, fuck her then.

She's still a moron.

All right, so I'm just going to tell you a story.

When I was a kid, my father used to say, you know what?

Fuck it.

Let them all.

Let all the weeds grow.

You cut them and they all look green Anyhow, it looks like.

It looks grass.

Like grass.

Anyhow, it's no big deal.

So she's all wet.

Well, apparently she got dragged on Twitter.

And that is such a first.

Such a first world problem.

Yes.

Be like, lawns are bad.

Privilege, right?

They call her on her privilege.

Her white person privilege.

Well, again, I'm not really sure because I wanted to share this with you because she's back and she doesn't look happy.

Here we go.

Might hurt her.

It is that deep and it is that serious.

I.

Every time somebody says, let's just not that deep, it's not that serious.

Like, just say what you really mean.

I'm not that serious.

That's what you mean.

Clearly that's deeper than something that I'm going to try to understand.

That's better, right?

That's more thinking than I'm willing to do.

Obviously.

Obviously.

It's more.

You're an idiot.

She's the only person who's thinking of this.

I have no idea what she's even saying right now.

Like, so she got trolled on X and now here she comes and now she's like babbling back, complaining because she didn't get the support she wanted.

That's right, Sparky.

You're right to.

To comprehend what you're saying.

That's okay too.

Just say it's hard for you to think.

Oh, it's hard for us to think.

Just say I.

It.

I'm not a critical thinker.

It's not going to happen for me.

You're not.

How about that?

You are an idiot.

You are a idiot.

Like all the things.

Yeah, all the things to fuss about in the world.

You know, she could be complaining about homeless issues.

She could be complaining about like drug and.

And she's like, grass is bad off.

And I was sitting around thinking and I realized that grass is racist.

I'm like, really?

I wonder if she's in her parents house complaining.

That'd be a lot of fun.

Like, where are you complaining about this in your privileged house?

Oh, here you go.

Jose says the only thing this deep in her head are those eyebrows.

They were pretty pronounced.

So there's grass on the field.

I agree with that.

Ew.

All right, so the.

The US we had two planes shot down and the American armed forces are amazing.

Well, they had two rescues that honestly I can't believe that.

The way that they did it and the technology that they used to do this.

Amazing.

Yeah.

All right, so of course there are people in this country that hate this country.

They are.

They are actually rooting for Iran to beat us.

Like they want.

They hate Donald Trump so bad.

They want Iran to win this war.

It's like they want our service people to die.

Right.

Because they hate Donald Trump so much.

Right.

It's like being on an airplane and praying that the pilot flies it in the mountain.

Because you hate the pilot.

That's how stupid this is.

The pot.

Because the pilot might be a Republican.

Yes.

I hope he does.

When you're at war with somebody, guess what that other country does.

Shit.

Oh, my God, that fucking crazy face.

Sorry.

For whoever's just listening, okay?

Imagine just some lunatic woman.

All right, so here she is.

When you're at war with somebody, guess what that other country does.

Exactly what they've been doing through history all this time, right?

You take them hostage and you use them for leverage.

So guess what Iran did.

They put a bounty out on his head.

And whoever finds him gets a great award.

I can't wait.

Hopefully it's like money or jewels.

I hope the person who finds him is very poor and ends up being very wealthy.

And I hope Iran holds their promise.

Yeah.

Because they're known.

The.

The.

The Iranian government is known for keeping their promises, especially to the people that live there.

Okay.

Because they're living in the lap of luxury.

Do you really think that they were going to give anybody money?

I. I get.

They'll be like, we'll let you live today.

How about that?

They don't have any money.

Their economy's in the toilet.

So the lunatic.

The Internet craziness does what it does.

And they found out where she works, and apparently she works at the Green Apple Pantry.

Well, she.

She helping people.

She did.

What a fucking delight.

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So in other words, I love that that's what they would say about the Nazis or conservative who said something and they called her.

She's not inclusive because she's.

You didn't fall within our inclusivity clause, so we're gonna have to let you go.

Yeah.

You can't sit there and.

You can't sit there and root for one of our service members who was shot down to be taken and murdered.

Yeah, they killed them.

No.

Used for leverage.

Yeah, because they take such good care of their hostages.

Correct?

Yes.

Because the Iranians, then they keep ours for what, 700 days.

444 Days.

Really top notch conditions.

Right?

They were like at the fucking Hilton.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Fucking idiot.

I know.

Fuck you.

All right, so we're not done Because.

Oh my God.

I gotta say it.

You gotta see it.

All right.

All right.

Here we go.

Hey, Iran.

I'm sick as a dog.

Covid's a right.

We gave you the goddamn coordinates to the White House.

Anytime.

Anytime you feel like it would be nice.

I know that you lack the firepower to actually get it here to the US But I'm sure there's somebody somewhere who can help you develop that technology right quick.

Okay.

Anytime.

The man's goddamn insane.

Do it.

But you're fine.

He's insane.

Yeah.

He's insane.

You literally.

Whatever.

You're dumb.

As for a foreign country who hates America.

Hates everything about us.

Hates you even more because you're a woman.

Right.

And you just wish them to blow up our White House.

Yes.

And murder our president.

Everybody in there.

You're insane.

You aren't.

Do it.

Insane in the membrane.

Because apparently we can't.

We're counting on you.

Who's we?

How serious is she in her pajamas?

With COVID She's home with COVID All right.

Was it?

Somebody said so.

She has a cold.

Yeah.

Yourself.

Where's your mask?

Go put your mask on, dummy.

I. I hate these.

These women are.

It's so insulting to see these middle aged stupid women just come on and just like Google says, just say stupid and put it out in the.

For the world to hear.

No one cares.

No one cares.

You know who's gonna care about that?

The government.

And I hope.

I hope the Secret Service or somebody shows up at her door.

You know, we want to have a chat with you.

What about the people that are in Virginia right now that are getting hosed by their new governor?

You don't think they would love for somebody to take her out so they can actually get somebody in there?

That's not insane?

What about our governor here in New Jersey?

Don't fucking say it.

You don't put it out like that right?

You may disagree, but you don't fucking wish death on people.

What is wrong with you?

Like truly wish death on people.

Right?

We here in New Jersey, we tried our best to get a Republican governor and it didn't work out.

So we're stuck with this stupid asshole whatever her name is.

What did they call her?

Talcomb Harris or Vanilla Harris?

Vanilla Harris.

Right.

Yeah.

Wait, she didn't take the vaccine?

Thought that was supposed to prevent it.

Wait, didn't she take the vaccine?

How'd she get Covid if she's fully vaccine?

Yeah.

Just wondering how's that happen?

I guarantee you she's vaxxed and boosted.

It's probably in her signature.

It's probably on her Facebook profile picture.

I'm vexed and boosted.

Yeah.

Yeah, I took the jab.

I'm gonna tell everybody.

Woo.

Look at me.

I'm special.

One of my favorite shows to listen to live in the morning is the Chicks on the Right.

That is with Daisy and Mock Mock and Daisy.

Love them two gals.

Although I'm not very happy with Daisy.

She went after my.

My spirit animal, Kylie Kelsey.

But besides that, I'm a big fan of the show.

And Dutch, is she not an Eagles fan or.

Well, Daisy lives in Dallas, so I think she might be.

Oh, she's gonna shit talker.

That's okay.

I get it.

But you can't talk about Kylie Kelsey like that.

How dare you?

You're not allowed to do that.

Kylie will take her out.

She won't care.

Kylie would take her out.

Kylie's a.

She's like.

I gotta be.

She's at least 5 11, close to 6 foot.

Wait, who's the.

Who's the chick on the right?

Daisy.

Daisy was the one that did this last week.

Yeah.

All right, did you see the foot?

Real quick, did you see the footage of the Fox News reporter who got like suplexed?

Like they.

Or they did some kind of flip like wrestling move.

They like suplexed her or something.

And I have a feeling that's what Kylie Kelsey could do to just flip her over.

I didn't see that, but I want to.

I would love to see that.

So on a segment last week, you.

Brought this up that women now to identify themselves as anti trumpers are now getting a tattoo.

Yeah.

So here's my girls.

Apparently white liberal women, there's a new tattoo that they are getting to show how much they hate Donald Trump.

And unfortunately your.

Your moniker is a part of this tattoo.

So they're taking three different flowers.

The foxglove the daisy and the tulip.

Oh, and they're getting tattoos.

And that is a gotcha to Trump supporters and to Trump himself.

Because if you take the acronym of Foxglove, Daisy and Tulip, it's F D tul.

And so this is what they're doing and they think it's super clever.

So someone posted I got my, you know, FDT tattoo today.

People tell me that it looks good.

Here's another example.

It's on a T shirt.

Haha.

I wore my T shirt the other day.

Love it.

This is their idea of getting us.

Got us.

Get a life.

Don't you feel so God?

I just feel so God.

Okay, I hope that the people selling those T shirts are conservatives.

Oh my God, how funny would that be?

I hope the tattoo artists are conservatives.

Yeah, that would be awesome.

I mean, good too.

So they have three.

The three flowers tattooed somewhere on them.

I'm like, why?

Why?

Who cares?

Who cares?

Well, remember with, with.

I actually know people who would do that.

Yeah, Two of them.

Two were your daughters.

Oh my.

I don't know my daughters would pay for those.

I know, but I, I also, I know like grown ass women that would do that.

And not for nothing, can't you identify them already?

Like they got the wacky hair, the studs all over their face and you know, the, the guys that are girls and the girls that are guys, like the.

Isn't that like they're.

You can identify those people pretty, pretty easily.

There was one lady, blue hair, guess where you go.

I, you know, like I wanted to pull this one video.

I wonder if I had happened to.

That's okay.

Damn it.

That's all right.

We have plenty.

Okay, never mind.

I won't do it.

She actually sings a song about why she hates Donald Trump and why listen to another one.

Please just don't play anymore.

Like I'm at my.

I'm like to hear for the.

She's loading the gun.

Liberal idiots.

I can't like.

Look, I get it if you don't like Donald Trump.

I get if you hate him, that's fine.

But like the screaming and the crying and the.

I hope the Iran nukes the White House.

Why would you say that?

Like it's.

Again, it's like praying for the pilot of the plane that you're flying in to crash into a mountain because you hate them.

It's the dumbest.

I hate America so much that I hope the President and the White House, the most symbolic building in America, just blows up because I don't like Donald Trump, you lunatic.

I know life.

You know what?

Find a hobby.

Get out of your house and shut down social media because, I mean, clearly it's not helping you.

All right.

Hey, I found the song.

Let me play it real quick.

I hate you guys.

You guys are.

Okay.

That's.

That's part of it.

Yes, about right.

Thank you, Mike.

That's producer Mike doing a fantastic bang.

Up job as always.

All right, Duchess.

Aaron.

Aaron weighs in and says they are failures across the board.

Sparky says Trump will be president for another two years.

After that, your stupid tat will be useless.

And Budwegger says they should tattoo flowers in the bush.

Yeah, well, they're hairy bush.

And Jose says they're branding themselves, so, you know, the batshit ones.

I agree with that.

Oh, we know who they are.

Yeah.

And then Sparky's right here.

Madonna said she wishes the White House would blow up.

Not a damn thing happened to her.

Yeah, yeah, exactly.

So she gets awards and does tours and all kinds of shit.

All right, do we have.

Are we gonna spin the wheel?

Should we spin the wheel?

It's up to you.

All right, well, let's.

Let's do it.

All right.

I'm just gonna spin it.

We're not going to screen share.

It's just easier spinning the wheel.

We are going to segment seven.

Seven.

Let's see.

Okay, well, it doesn't matter.

If you want to spin the wheel, then it's segment.

Oh, where is it?

I don't even see it.

Yes.

Basically, it's now the Democrats want to 25th the balls on these people.

They want a 25th amendment.

Donald Trump, because of this war.

They didn't have anything to say when Joe Biden was mumbling around the White House.

No.

No.

Benghazi.

No, nothing with that.

Here's our senator from the great state of New Jersey, Andy Kim.

Do you think the president should be removed?

Do you see him as unfit for duty?

I see President Trump unfit to be Commander in Chief.

He has lost the trust and faith of the American people.

I hope that we can see him removed from office.

I mean, he is someone that is dangerous to the American people right now, doing actions that are completely against what the American people want and want to focus on.

Really?

Really.

Yeah.

Can I ask you a question there, Andy, if you don't mind, since you are my representative.

Not by choice.

Back when Biden was president, did we want you to pass the Inflation Reduction act, which made inflation go up to 9% month over month?

Did we want you to basically shut down coal plants and an energy.

Where now our electric bill is through the roof.

Do we want you to raise our gas reserves?

Yeah.

Do we want you to take our oil reserves and use them because you had to keep the gas prices down so you wouldn't get smoked in the.

In the midterms?

Do we.

Do we want you to do all that?

Oh, I got an answer for you.

No, we did not.

But you did it anyhow.

All right?

And we didn't have anything to say about it.

All right?

So I don't know what to tell you off, Andy.

Yeah, we don't care, Donald Trump, whether.

Look, I'm not a huge fan of this war, but someone had to stop Iran because they were gonna blow us up.

People are like, no, yeah, they were gonna blow us up.

I don't know how people are not wrapping their brain around that.

Iran has been fucking funding terrorism on us for years and years and years and years.

And Israel.

Okay, so here's the other thing.

Your buddy Obama, what did he decide to do?

He paid a ransom.

He basically was extorted of billions and billions of dollars so they would not build a nuclear bomb, which basically what they did was use that money to accelerate building a nuclear bomb.

Yeah.

Wow.

They lied.

What?

They took that money, they dug under mountains, they concrete fortified these places so we couldn't get to them.

And they started.

Obama, they started enriching uranium to weapons grade.

All right?

Now everybody's like, well, they weren't going to build a bomb.

We don't know that.

And we can't take that chance.

Look what they're doing now and this war need.

Every time they.

They would get together, their first things that came out of their fucking sheep sucking mouth was death to America and death to Israel.

I mean, I believe people when they're infidels.

Yeah.

So if it's me or you, I think, you know, let's make it you.

We don't want that.

We're gonna show you.

Why can't you.

Why can't you be good Muslims like your friends over in Saudi Arabia or your friends over in Egypt or, you know, Qatar, or, you know, there's other places where you live and let live.

Yes.

Okay, You're God's Muhammad.

You want to walk around in a bed sheet, and you want your women to walk around in a bed sheet?

Fine, Knock yourself out over there.

Go ahead.

That's your land.

Make your laws, all right?

Leave us the fuck alone and we can do business together and all that.

Not, no, not Iran.

Iran.

Now you got to kill Everybody that's not a.

A moose, lamb.

So don't forget where the Internet kind of.

Yeah, I mean, look, I'm just telling you that this was going to happen one way or the other, and now that they were weakened, this was the best time to go after them.

And we're over there.

We were over there.

They couldn't find people to negotiate with.

They.

The two people they were negotiating with.

Israel knew where they were and they were going to have them assassinated.

Pakistan said to found out about it.

Pakistan told Trump.

And Trump's like, hey, stop assassinating the people we're talking to.

Yeah, yeah.

Can you hold up a minute?

We're still talking to these guys.

When we're done, you can do whatever, but let's get the deal.

Look, Trump made the deal.

He.

He told Iran, this is it.

Like, cross this line, you die.

They crossed the line.

Those jets were fucking going.

They were there, they were on their way.

And Iran's like, oh, hold up.

We turn those people down.

Oh, no, I did.

Okay, Trump.

Okay.

Cease fire.

Cease fire.

The guy literally wrote a book, the Art of Making a Deal.

I mean, if you don't.

If you don't.

They blinked.

Yeah.

If you don't know by now, Donald Trump doesn't fuck around.

He'll tell you what he's going to do, and then he will do it.

Mostly.

Yeah.

He didn't mostly cross the line, sir, and I am going to have to kick your ass.

Here's the deal.

That's what he did.

He spanked him.

When.

I still don't trust him.

I don't trust him either.

I don't trust them at all.

Because this is what they've done to every president.

They've done this to every president.

Well, but this president actually reacted.

We've had years of this going on.

It's been multiple presidents, multiple opportunities, and Iran's just bulldozed over us.

And here's the other thing.

Somebody's going to have to put a leash on Israel, because Israel now, it's like the big brother's there and the little brother is over there just causing all kinds of havoc.

And the big brother's trying to stop the fight.

And the little brother, still swimming, swinging, because he thinks the big brother's gonna bail him out.

And I'm to the point now where, hey, dude, go back home, shut the up and let everybody take care of this, or if you continue to do this, we're backing out.

You can have it all.

You can have it all.

See what you want to do.

Then, yeah, which is kind of what we usually do anyway.

Calm it down.

So, I mean, I get it, but I don't.

Like, they've got a.

You know, like you said, little brother's got to reel it in a bit.

Yeah, we get it.

You're pissed, you know, but let big brother make the deal here.

All right, so one of my favorite liberal hags was standing in front of a refrigerator.

Oh, this fucking loony.

All right, I'm not playing four minutes at 23 seconds of this because, oh, my balls would shrivel up.

But here we go.

Have balls.

And they've already shriveled, so.

Marjorie Taylor Greene recently posted this response to Trump's tweet about annihilating an entire civilization.

And while it always feels wrong to agree with Marjorie Taylor Greene on anything, she's not wrong here.

Marjorie Taylor Greene, you're not wrong.

Section 4 of the 25th Amendment was written exactly from a moment like this, a time when the President has clearly lost control of his faculties and is putting the country in danger.

Joe Biden.

Yeah, I'm sorry, what?

When Biden was out and shit his pants in front of all these diplomats and Joe had to walk him back so they could change it when he.

Yeah, yeah, please.

Politics, granny.

Not politics, girl, I gotta tell you.

Well, I've never seen a woman that could be a witch.

I mean, she has a face.

It's the rage.

Look at her face.

She's crazy.

Like, it's the hate.

It just makes them look like that.

Stop.

But because I'm seeing so much about the 25th Amendment now, I wanted to talk to you about why it won't happen.

25Th amendment is all about filling presidential vacancies.

It is the incentive if the president dies or resigns or is having surgery and will be incapacitated for a couple of days, or if he's removed from office through something like impeachment.

But Section 4 of the 25th Amendment is all about, what if everything goes to hell?

What if our president loses his mind and cannot do the job anymore?

In that case, the people closest to him, the vice president and the majority of the executive officers in his Cabinet, would have to write the Senate President and Speaker of the House and tell them the president is unable to do his job.

In taking that very formal, very serious step, the vice president would immediately become the acting president.

But the president has the opportunity to respond, to respond in writing, to say, uh, nope, these guys are wrong.

I can do the job.

So she rambles on for another.

I don't Know, three minutes, God, three minutes of her.

Okay, but the, so whatever the majority, basically what she's saying is no matter how many times you write, you know, let's do the 25th amendment, you can't do that and also impeach him.

I know you don't like what Trump's doing, but we voted for this.

We wanted them to get the illegal aliens out of here.

We wanted him to work on, you know, trying to reduce the damage that the Biden administration did through their inflation reduction act.

And we wanted him to protect the country.

And Iran was around and they found out.

And the same thing with China.

Listen, Brex, was it Brics, was it Brazil, Iran, Venezuela, China and Russia?

They were trying to take the world off of the, take the dollar out of the reserve currency.

They were trying to wipe us out.

And so then that would have shut us down.

They would have destroyed our economy.

And basically Trump is over there.

We're going to use energy to stop this.

And that's what he's doing.

And also we're tired of being the fucking.

I should no longer be the backbone of this bill.

In other words, everybody's taking our money.

We're paying for NATO, we're paying for the World Health Organization.

We're jerk offs.

We're sitting around here like we're picking.

Up everything all the time.

Everybody's sugar daddy.

We can't take care of our Americans.

Right.

But we're feeding, feeding everybody all over the place.

Now look, I understand, like there are countries that are just fucked and need assistance.

I get that.

But we also, it's a, it can't be at the detriment, the billions of dollars of detriment to our own country.

Why always us though?

Why do we always have to do this?

Why don't they just amazing.

That's why.

Yeah.

Again, the UN is a.

Because we're young and stupid.

We're 250 years old.

Yeah.

NATO, the UN, the World Health Organization is a bunch of worthless organizations that do nothing.

Do nothing.

Well, they take a lot of money and then pay themselves and then do.

It's like the United Way.

Exactly.

Take all the money in and then like drip a little bit out.

Yeah.

It's like the American Cancer Society.

Did you ever see the salaries that the people that take the fund that raise the funds to get that.

Yes, the United Way was specifically one that I knew of, but I don't.

I. American Cancer Society the same way.

Okay, so I got one more.

This is Representative Melanie Stansberry on Trump.

Okay, here we go again.

We're not going through the whole thing, but I want you to get the gist of again.

Four minutes.

Women.

Hi.

Today, the United States stands at a crossroad.

It is time to remove Donald Trump from the presidency.

This morning, the President of the United States used his social media platform to threaten to wipe a civilization from the face of the planet.

And we took that seriously.

Well, okay.

That's the only language that Iran understands.

They're such a barbaric country.

That's all they understand.

Do you remember Lorenzo said this?

I think it was yesterday.

He says that's the Persian shit talk.

Yeah, and that's exactly what he did back to him.

Yeah, he shit talked them better.

These people want to sit there and be diplomatic with.

With a bunch of barbarians.

She's a woman.

She's pretty worthless anyway.

Hey, listen, look who's here.

Hi, Soft.

Hi, soft's lawyers.

Hi, Soft.

Let us be clear.

Not only is this activity unbefitting a President of the United States.

Stop.

It is the threat of actual crimes against humanity and war crimes under international law.

And it is clear that Donald Trump is no longer, nor has he ever been fit to serve as President of this United States and as the commander in chief of our military.

That's your opinion, but the opinion of the people in November of 2025 said differently.

He won.

Loaded, worthless, pasty fuck muppet.

Overwhelmingly, he won the election.

So you could sit the fuck down and shut the fuck up.

I had to look up who she.

Did you say where she was from?

I think she's from New Mexico.

She has New Mexico?

Yeah, She's a former ecology instructor.

Oh, so cool.

She knows because she totally gets all of this.

And what's her opinion on Biden being fit enough?

Oh, well, she won't say anything about that.

Why would she?

Well, he was fine.

He was fine.

All right, you're gonna have to share your screen because I want to hear that ticking sound.

I can't have it not ticking.

I need the ticket sound.

See, I like that.

And then we have six.

Yay.

All right, I'll take it out again.

No notes.

You.

Right, so.

Because I wasn't really sure tonight, this is.

Well, the reason I didn't have any notes was because there's a ceasefire.

No, there's not a ceasefire.

They closed the strait again.

No, the strait's never been closed.

We don't know if this thing's holding or not.

The media can't wait for this ceasefire to fall apart.

As citizens, we can't get A straight answer.

Because once again, the media is also rooting for Iran.

And I'm like, what the fuck are we doing here?

The only people that I can listen to that gives me some kind of straight story is podcasting.

Independent podcasters who are not going to sit there and have a narrative.

They're just reporting the news.

Soft Weekly.

I'm going to the big Watp ball washing in Vegas known as Hackamania.

I fly out tomorrow.

Wow.

I gotta tell you, Good for you.

Yeah.

Basically, am I the only person that gives not one shit about Watp?

I mean, I'm sure Carl's great, but.

And this whole.

Y' all have made so much money off of this.

Well, some have made way more than others on Stuttering John and all that.

Nasty.

Unbelievable.

I gotta tell you, you know, if they.

That's what they're into.

I mean, they've got people coming from all over.

If they're coming from England, they're coming from, you know, other countries to this thing.

Well, good for Carl.

He tapped the market well in Don.

Patrick Melton and, you know, and they're.

They're going to do a show out,.

Whoever those people are.

Yeah, yeah.

And you know what, Swath, I hope you have a time out there.

I do.

Yeah.

Remember, what happens in Vegas will be recorded and sent back to everybody.

So you watch yourself.

Don't drink too much.

They will record you.

Or.

Well, yeah, what happens in Vegas will end up being a lawsuit in your town sooner or later.

Don't get out of control.

Soft.

Here's the thing about the dabble verse.

If I can just break off of this, because this Iran ceasefires.

This topic I thought was going to be bigger than it was, but it's not, because we don't know anything.

You have no idea.

But let me dabble in the dabble verse for a second.

There's a lot of people that are part of this, and Bob's like, yeah, it's Woodstock for trolls.

It is.

It is Woodstock for trolls.

Oh, you rotten little trolls.

The problem with this is if they just did it as a podcast or had podcasting works, but they don't.

They're suing each other.

Now Stuttering John is suing Carl and Shuley.

Sounds like fun.

Yeah.

These guys are spending money on lawyers.

Steel Toe is trying to have Hackamania stopped because they were gonna talk bad about me.

Dude, he's still a thing.

He's still a thing.

God, stop paying that guy money, people.

What is wrong with you?

I gotta tell you this.

His numbers are dropping.

When I first started watching him, he would get anywhere between 15, like 13 to 1500 people watching him in the morning.

He's lucky with both YouTube and Rumble to get 500 people listening to him.

Now I don't know how he's making money.

Well, he might have to get a part time job.

I'm telling you right now, the world.

Needs ditch diggers and guest jockeys too.

So, you know, he tries to do whatever he thinks is going to make him money.

Like now he is part of the Tucker Carlson, Candace Owens, the Jews are bad.

He's part of that whole.

What are they called?

What if his lawyer was Jewish?

Podcastistan.

He's part of the Podcastistan movement.

Does he talk to Tucker and Megan and all that?

Like, do they powwow together?

Not him, but Nick Fuentes.

You know, that, that whole crowd.

We're America first.

How are you gonna do that?

Well, we're gonna destroy America.

Oh, okay.

Good.

Good plan.

That's great.

Yeah, let's do that.

What could go wrong?

I don't understand it.

I mean.

I mean, whatever.

I mean, welcome to America, right?

You can make money on anything.

Anything.

You know, there's people that, you know, have Hackamania and then there's girls who fart in jars.

So, I mean, there's something for everybody, I guess.

Good job.

I'll go to work like the happy man that I am.

I missed my calling.

Here's the funny thing.

The latest Hackamania last Acamania.

Stuttering John moves out of his apartment and he takes his couch and he throws it out for trash, right?

Sitting out front.

So somebody goes by his house and they pick up the couch and the cushions and they take it.

They take it to Hackamania and they put velvet ropes around it as a display.

And then John tries to sue him because they stole his couch.

He put it out in his trash.

Well.

Cause he needs to stay relevant.

So I guess that's his thing.

Does he work?

Does stuttering job John have a job?

I don't think so.

Or is his job being Stuttering John?

Like, do people pay him?

He gets on and yells all the time.

They do give him money, but not enough.

Not what he used to make.

And I think he gets a pension.

I think he gets a pension from the Tonight Show.

Remember he was the announcer?

Nicolas Cage and what Tonight show with Jay Leno?

Apparently they had steel toes.

Charcuterie.

I don't know what any of that means.

Charcuterie.

Like what?

Okay, so when steel toe was doing his swinging with his wife, over with the Ricadas.

Oh, the ones that he ended up going to jail because he shared naked pictures.

Yes, that whole.

Because he's a smart guy.

Yeah.

Okay.

Okay.

That guy.

So in there, in the bedroom, they had a small refrigerator for snacks and all, you know, so they could reach, you know, refresh.

Get your energy back up when you're right after your.

So I guess eating cum off of your wife.

Some other guys.

Some other guys come off of your wife isn't enough nourishment.

So I guess every once in a while you need a snack.

I didn't.

Maybe got some crackers to go with it.

I don't know.

Crackers coming.

Crackers.

So they took the refrigerator.

I don't know how.

So Nick Ricada took the refrigerator to Hackamania and I think they were auctioning it off or something.

I don't know.

Know, something.

But anyhow, that was the actual refrigerator where the snacks went in the actual.

Like the refrigerator could say something.

Yeah, this is how.

Okay, so this is the same thing.

All you people have too much money.

Stop it.

Donate to causes.

Stop giving these.

Steel toe goes to Chrissy.

Chrissy.

What's her last name?

Chrissy.

So they go to her show.

He meets the Ricadas.

Okay.

The Ricadas have, you know, they have this big YouTube channel, and they're making all kinds of money.

All right.

Christy Meyer.

Chrissy Mayer.

Christy Mayer.

Christy Mayer.

Okay, I'm sorry.

Okay.

So they.

They hook up with them.

They're in a hot tub together.

Well, then they start swinging.

So because steel toe is trying to steal or get listeners.

Viewers from the Ricadas, he ends up losing his wife, getting divorced, going to jail.

Going to jail.

Yeah, all that.

Didn't they find drugs in his house, too, or something on his.

Oh, oh, the other quality, folks.

He was ha.

That way, right?

Yes.

And then they did the kids.

They took a hair sample.

The kids.

And the kids had cocaine in their hair.

Yeah.

That's bad.

That's not a good look for you.

No, it's not.

Yeah.

No.

So anyhow.

All right, it's time now.

We did that.

So great.

Great people out there.

I'm sure soft will have a lovely time.

Oh, that's his people.

Yeah.

Don't get drunk because they will video you falling to your death.

Nobody cares about anybody.

It's all whatever video could get up first.

So please, will your buddy Johnny DiCaprio going out there, you know, viewed by few.

Yeah, viewed by few.

He's part of it.

That's even a thing Anymore.

I don't think so.

Like, I don't.

Yeah, I don't know.

I was wondering if his.

His buddy, viewed by few Soft, said.

He's gonna be on the scenes reporter.

No, sorry, I'll be Bob.

I mean, I appreciate you offering.

I can't wait to see all the videos of.

Of Soft walking.

Send.

Drop them in Discord and send them to John.

He looks soft.

Is like the deputy dog of the Appleverse.

He just sits there.

Oh, you're worried about Johnny DiCaprio?

What's going on with Johnny DiCaprio?

He's all shit yak.

He's not going to do anything.

I guess he's probably, you know, nobody was watching him or he doesn't have enough money to buy YouTube views anymore, so I guess his channel doesn't.

He say he's like going to go to Lang City and fight people.

Isn't that what they do?

Like they go to Lang City and they start fights.

He's like five foot nothing.

He's like a little tiny guy.

Oh, he's like my height.

Okay.

Fun size.

Yeah, he went to.

He went to a.

He went to a comedy show in Atlantic City and he put those glasses on that record things and then they found out he was there.

Oh, didn't they throw him out?

The bouncers threw him down the back steps.

Oops.

Did he get that on video?

Because that would have been a lot of fun.

Apparently.

No.

Ouch.

Get out.

Like Aunt Bunny Meddy Murphy.

I'm falling down the stairs.

Help me.

And body fell on the steps.

Oh, yeah.

Is this the.

Is the GR heading out there?

No, the Grand Rapid.

Because I know he's in the in crowd too.

Well, he is part of it, but I don't think he's gonna go to Vegas for that.

Like, he's not gonna.

Oh, he'd have to pay.

Oh, thanks.

Right, yeah, he'd have to actually pay money for that.

And apparently between the.

The.

Between the.

The chemo for the dog and everything else, the dabble verse has two sizes.

Giant and shrimps.

Okay.

I like some of the people in the dabble verse.

I do.

Who I like.

What's his name?

The Potato.

I love the Potato.

The Potato's good guy.

Cardiff.

Even I. Cardiff Electric.

Yeah, him.

Carl's not bad guy like Carl.

Jody's part of the dabble verse, whether you know it or not.

He's been on there.

I like Jody.

Even though he likes.

He's been on that.

Right, Doug from who's right?

He's been there.

But he's not gonna go out there.

I think I, I feel like that's just a crowd of really, really odd people to be out there with.

Because I have a feeling like there's.

It's not like, oh, we're just getting together.

Like I think it's all, it's creepy.

It's like, like a, like a cult.

You guys are all like so obsessed.

You're not wrong, but you're not wrong.

Hey, and it's a lot of money.

I mean it can't be cheap to go out there.

Hey, let them go out and do their thing.

I hope they have a great time.

Hope they have a lot of fun.

Oh yeah.

I mean, hope nobody gets arrested or hurt.

Yeah, nobody dies.

Please don't fly away.

Just behave yourself out there so you don't need to go to jail over some stupid shit.

Be careful.

Zane's bank account has him on a no fly list.

Flights to Vegas are like 19.

Oh yeah, because nobody can afford to go to Vegas.

I mean.

All right, let's spin the wheel again, Duchess.

All right, go back to the wheel.

Place your bets.

Oh, 10.

You sound so, so excited about this.

Isn't this your, isn't this your segment?

This one's so dumb.

So, yeah, good, something light hearted because it's been really heavy and we're already at 7:30.

So we've got like 10 more minutes before you wrap it up.

Oh, come on.

So good times.

I'm not wrong.

Okay.

KitKat truck flanked by security convoy after 12 ton chocolate theft.

So I don't know if anybody's gonna.

Get something to eat.

To the news last week where a kick two weeks ago the KitKat truck was delivering in Europe and I believe it was on its way to Poland and the truck got hijacked somehow.

It's gonna gone all of the KitKats in there.

12 Tons of KitKats in one truck.

Yes.

Like they have not found the truck.

They have not found the KitKats.

And I don't know who likes KitKats that much.

Listen, I think they're kind of gross.

Really?

I'm a fan of Kit Kats.

It's one of my.

It's probably in my top five.

A KitKat of candy.

Really?

Yes.

You know what I do to my daughters?

Like we, they, they.

She had them, I don't know, I guess from Halloween.

You know, they're like the smaller ones.

I opened it and bit across it instead of snapping it off and I thought she was gonna lose her mind like just.

I didn't break them off.

Oh, oh, oh.

You break me off.

I just bit into it.

Bit like across.

Oh, my goodness.

Across like three of them.

And she was like, oh, what are you doing?

And I'm like, they're still gross.

I don't like.

I'm not a Kit Kat.

What's your favorite candy bar?

I like chocolate.

Just regular chocolate.

Just regular chocolate.

So you're just a plain Jane, like Hershey's missionary chocolate.

I like truffles.

No, I like dark chocolate.

I like with caramel, sea salt.

So you know.

But I'm not Snickers or Milky Way or three Musketeers.

I like Reese's.

I like Reese's peanut butter cups.

Just regular.

Not with the weird in it.

Not with Oreos.

Not with.

Do you put them in the freezer?

Oh, they are good.

From the freezer.

Yeah.

Okay.

But it's peanuts, so we don't.

I don't keep it in the house.

Huh.

Bob says Kit Kats haven't been good in 25 to 30 years.

Really?

I don't get.

I'm a fan.

I don't think that my favorite candy bar is Thousand Dollar Bar.

It's got the Rice Krispies in there.

I'm a hundred thousand.

$100.

What did I say?

$100,000 Bar.

What did I say?

I don't know.

Okay.

It doesn't matter.

It didn't sound right, but whatever.

Okay.

So a truck carrying 12 tons of KitKat chocolates became the focus of a major security response after a large scale chocolate theft raised concerns about the organized cargo crime.

Following the incident, authorities treated the shipment as high risk, escorting the truck with a security convoy to prevent another heist.

Now, there was a picture.

I didn't grab it.

There was a picture of this truck and there was like, it was flanked by like four like trucks.

How much could.

Surrounding it.

Whoa.

Back the truck up.

How much could 12 tons of Kit Kats cost?

I don't know.

Eight, nine bucks?

They're garbage.

It's garbage candy.

I can't even imagine.

So it says.

The theft highlights a growing trend of cargo theft, targeting high value, easy to sell goods like chocolate.

With criminals increasingly organized and strategic, so no major injuries were reported.

But the case underscores how even everyday products can become targets in a sophisticated theft operations.

I would look at Catholics and, and the Boy Scouts and the Girl Scouts because they love selling candy.

They'll get them kids out there get rid of all that.

Yeah.

Well, it.

What was funny was this hit social media, I guess like two weeks ago when this happened a week, two weeks ago.

And all of these now.

Again, I don't know if this was all AI or it was just a joke, but it seemed like a lot of major brands of, like, their competition seemed to be like, they're like, we're really sorry, but hey, we're debuting our new chocolate shake line featuring Kit Kats.

You know, like, they're all throwing some jokes in on it.

But, I mean, if it was a Hershey's truck, I'd be sad.

Or Reese's peanut butter truck, I'd be.

I'd be like, oh, that's a bummer.

But, like, I mean, it sucks that the company lost, you know, 50 bucks on.

On that candy, so.

And the cost of the truck, which is clearly more money.

But yeah, so it was just.

It was a funny story because I'm like, who steals that?

That's a lot.

That's a lot of Kit Kats.

That's a lot of Kit Kats to push.

Yeah, Dark chocolate Kit Kats.

Keep them cold in the refrigerator.

Yeah, yeah, I'll go with that.

They got the weird.

That weird wafer thing in it.

So you're a texture.

You're a texture person?

I think maybe, yeah.

I don't know.

I don't like that weird cookie thing in it.

I just don't think it tastes good.

Okay.

So I don't know.

All right, listen, we've only got two stories left.

I'm gonna pull an audible.

We're gonna get rid of the wheel.

All right, I would like to do story number nine.

Okay.

All right.

All right.

Southern California college bans men from gym areas to make women and non binary students more comfortable.

The University of Southern California is introducing a limited women and non binary workout hours in part of one campus gym following pushbacks from students who said the space felt too male dominated.

The change applies to a specific room inside the lion center, which is not the entire gym, and is being tested during set times, like certain hours, Monday, Wednesday sort of a thing.

The initiative was pushed by a student group called the Student assembly for Gender Empowerment acronym sage, during which many said.

Said many women and non binary students feel uncomfortable working out due to things like being stared at, approached, or judged.

Okay, now, so you're telling gym goer.

I'd like to comment as well, but go ahead.

So you're telling me that you don't like men in your spaces?

You don't want men in your locker rooms?

Is that what you're saying there with you SAGE people?

Are you actually saying that, because guess what?

For once I agree with you.

I think that's amazing.

Go ahead, Duchess, what were you going to say?

Well, as someone who attends the gym quite frequently and there seems to be, honestly, I would say at the time I go, I'm usually checked in by about 5 ish, 5, 10 after 5am it is a strong mix of men and women.

Like it's probably 50, 50 and nobody is looking at anybody.

They're there to get everybody.

So everybody's.

I see the majority of the people.

I see same people every day.

It's the same folks, all different ages, same people every day to the point where you like kind of nod like, huh, you know, like acknowledge that their presence is there or they're next to you or whatever if you make eye contact but like nobody interferes.

And if you like they're looking at me or I feel judged.

That's a you thing.

I mean there are dicks in the gym that do judge, that are shitty to people.

But I mean I probably see about 200 of them in the gym in the morning between various times.

There's times that you go in the afternoon though, right?

Like after work on the weekends?

Yeah, occasionally I'll go after work.

It's way too crowded, so I prefer the morning.

But yeah, I've been in the afternoons.

Because I haven't been to a gym in a long time.

All right, so here's my questions.

When you go like in the afternoon or an evening or on weekends, are a lot of the women in those skin tight pants that you can basically see everything on them?

Well, I, I wear.

Not you.

I know you're one of the good ones.

Well, no, but I'm saying I, I also wear pants like that, but I don't, they're not that tight.

But there, there was, I did notice a young woman who was in earlier this week.

She looks amazing.

Of course she does.

She, she's in amazing shape.

She's, she lifts, she's like, you know, big shoulders, strong.

But she was wearing a very fitted, it was almost like a jumpsuit, like with a, like a halter and like an open back, which I was like, oh, that's kind of weird.

And it was lavender.

I'm like, oh, that's, you can see a lot there.

But that's not odds.

Look, if I could, if I look like her, there's a chance I might wear something like that too.

But I don't look like that and I don't wear that.

So there's chicks that.

There was a chick in there today who had, you know, the, the pants and the, a tank top and all.

And.

But she had like long blonde hair and she kept, she didn't pull it back.

Okay, so I'm like, you're in the gym, pull it back.

You know.

Why do you want it waving around when you're working out?

Well, because she's advertising.

It's like, it's like a lure.

It's like a fishing lure.

It was.

And she would like pull it to one side and then fling it back and then pull it to the other side.

I'm like, pay attention to your fucking workout.

But whatever.

So, so this is what was.

Now my.

I think somebody got one.

Okay, so I saw a thing, a post where a lady was in the gym and she's talking and she's got a pair of pink skin tight pants on.

And they are, they are fitted.

Yeah.

Oh, they're fitted.

All right.

Well they're like, okay.

They're like.

Some of them are compression y.

So I mean, they hold everything in.

Yeah, they hold everything in.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

It's like second skin.

It's like being naked without being naked.

Come on, let's be honest here.

Now, the reason I say this.

Hang on, let me finish.

The reason I say this, because she.

I think she either had a penis or a piercing because there was a bump on the front.

And I'm like, hold on, wait a minute, what the fuck is that?

And I was like, right.

So I went in to the comments and they're like, I hope that's a piercing.

Like, I wasn't the only one to notice this.

So go ahead.

I'm not a big fan of people who.

Well, let me rephrase that.

I don't like people who take photos of others at the gym and puts them up as a way to shame people.

Right.

Like, I very much disagree with that.

I think that people are in their space.

People wear what they're comfortable with.

If they fall within the code of the gym, which is cover your bits.

Some of the stuff's tighter than others, but it doesn't say you can't wear tight things.

You know, sometimes people want things that are fitted.

They don't want loose clothes flopping around, getting caught up.

Like, like, I get that there are things that I do.

I don't necessarily.

I don't wear anything with sleeves.

Everything's like tank.

I don't want stuff getting caught.

So don't go bad about it.

That's the.

I mean, there's guys that.

I wear tank tops and the whole side's open, I'm sure.

Now, hang on.

I also want to say this.

Mike says she's pretty good descriptions for being among people who don't look at anyone.

I didn't say I didn't look at anybody.

I said I don't judge them.

So they.

And you.

If you want to wear what you wear, I don't care.

I mean, I'm gonna notice.

I mean, I can't not notice a young lady who's fit in a lavender bought like full length halter.

I can't.

You can't not notice that.

I'm not stupid.

You know, Travis, I was listening to the Boomer bunker the other day and.

The doctor looks like people when she.

Heard of the Duchess having you.

Travis.

Well, the Duchess, she was talking about people and how they.

She doesn't look at them in the gym and she could describe them to a text.

Travis.

I don't know how you feel about that, Travis.

That's actually pretty good.

I.

No, I look at people.

I. I mean, and.

And if anything, it's admirable how a lot of people that I see in the morning, very dedicated work out and, and just the.

The shape that they're in.

So it's fun.

Okay.

Check out anyone.

Okay, then I'll.

I will adjust my sentence.

Rewind the tape.

Okay, whatever, Mike.

You know what I mean.

Nobody's looking at is judging that, you know, he hates me, but that's not bad.

I was telling the Duchess about herself.

Better be talking to John.

She seemed to get a little bit annoyed.

Travis.

She was annoyed with me, I think.

I love how Mike feeds in.

So we talk about him some more.

That's all Mike's ego anyway.

All right, so.

Okay, so should we get back to the story on this?

All right, so can I just.

Because there's.

Yes, go ahead.

So student megangzi Wu, a senior majoring in neuroscience.

Maybe, but.

Okay.

Says the move is meant to address her discomfort working out in a man dominated gym.

My past experience with being in enclosed spaces with a very man dominated have never been super present.

There tends to be this problem where I don't get to take up a lot of space unless I really assert myself.

And even then I face a lot of hint of Rembrandt and feeling completely comfortable.

That's a her problem.

Yeah, that is a her problem.

That's a her problem.

That's not other people who are working out minding their own business's problem.

Well, I don't know if you remember Duchess, Sexy girlfriend.

Duchess, I don't know if you remember this, but, you know, a few years back, I would say about 10 or so, they used to have this space, this place called Spaces.

And Spaces was for women only, where they could go out and work out on their own.

Travis.

I mean.

Duchess,.

What are you doing?

Are you still trying to.

I'm still doing Mike.

I'm still doing my mic imitation.

Yeah, you take away from Mike.

That's good.

We can step back.

Yeah, no, there was, like, curves and stuff like that.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry, Duchess.

It was curves.

Curves.

I was mistaken, Duchess.

Okay, so USC is a private school, so they can adjust the rules the way that they'd like.

Now, I think it's USC University, City of Southern California.

I do not think that is a private college.

Hang on.

I don't think it is.

It is.

Oh, it is.

Checked.

That's okay.

To be honest with you, I understand their point of view, but basically what they're doing is they're feeding into the.

That we talk about when we don't want men in women's spaces.

Do you think that trans women are allowed to go into these spaces that men aren't allowed to go to?

I guarantee you they are, which is.

It's all bullshit.

Now, again, I'm not upset about this because it's only certain hours in the middle of the day, and it's one room that men can't go into.

So knock yourself out.

It's not a big deal.

So I just don't understand the story and the big hubbub.

Like, what?

What is it?

Why is this a.

A big story again?

You want to have a space for you and your gal friends and your confused friends to go into where there aren't men for a couple hours to work out.

Okay, fine.

Why do we have to make this a story?

Why do we have to make it against men?

Men.

You filthy men.

Most of these broads are ugly, and you wouldn't want to fuck them in the first place, so what's the big deal?

They're not looking at you.

Okay, what's happening?

So you needed to call them ugly?

Like you had to throw that in there?

Sure, why not?

Okay, because, you know.

All right, well, I mean, we can't be in there.

I guarantee you.

I might not know shit about Shinoba, but I almost guarantee you that this McKenzie Wu is a two.

I love how her name keeps changing.

So.

M E N G Z E Mengzi, Mengzi.

Mengzi.

Men's in your name.

Megsy, Megan, Yeah, whatever, Duchess.

Men's in her name.

I'm sorry.

All right, so look, I, I understand that some women prefer women's spaces for gyms.

I get that.

I wish they would include that in a locker room.

These are probably the same women that say it's okay for trans to be in the locker room.

Yeah, exactly.

So a whole nother topic there.

But I love someone.

There was another student who said that she's heard from multiple women and non binary students who want to be involved in different workout spaces but don't feel comfortable being at the gym.

What.

What is different workout space?

And in that gym, I guess we're gonna do.

So I'm curious to see how long this private space lasts.

I need to be able to villainize men.

Actual men.

All right?

And to do that, I have to feel uncomfortable because of my erratic behavior and my nonsense and because it's all about me and I'm a victim.

I now have made men my oppressor.

And this is a way of me fighting my oppressor because I'm a victim.

I'll tell you what, these liberals, they haven't seen anything they can't be a victim of.

And this is just another example of the same nonsense that colleges have to put up with.

I'd say, listen, here's your choices.

You can go into the co ed gym and work out, or you can stay the fuck home, I don't care.

But we're not going to do this.

We're not going to make little spaces for you.

Well, what they're doing is, is they, they're not banning men from the whole gym, but experimenting with a limit.

It says a limited designated hours and area aimed at making fitness spaces feel, I hate this word, feel safer and more accessible to women and non binary students.

And it's already generating controversy, of course, because the men see it as unfair and exclusionary, because it is.

And it is gender discrimination.

They can't go.

Now if he, if there's a guy who goes in and wears something, you know, pretty or whatever, and maybe I identify as a girl, maybe he could do that.

I guarantee you.

Auto gyneph, autogynephils, Ophelia.

Well, yeah, but we auto files, autogonorrhea files, gyno files, auto gynophiles, I'm sure they'll be in there and the women will celebrate them for their diversity.

Meanwhile, they're trying to look up a skirt, getting boners.

Yeah, they're getting boners because they're allowed in your special spaces.

Yeah, I think if you want to have a women only section of the gym, I think that's okay if you want to do that.

But you know, it's.

Make a whole separate one.

Don't kick them out of the gym that's already there.

Like, and here's the thing, let's see how long this lasts.

Because basically they're like, oh, I would go if there was, you know, if there was safe spaces for women because I don't know, are people getting attacked in the gym?

Listen, like, is that, is that a, is a spot that's not safe?

Like when they say, like, I need to feel safer, Go to the gym, work out, you'll feel better.

Work out your craziness.

These crazy liberals are going to the gym trying to figure out a way to make this about them.

It's the same thing as grass is racist.

Because it's.

Why can't we just have weeds?

I don't like it.

Yeah, I don't like it.

It's the same shit.

Well, and then some of the other.

Reactions, yelling, I tell them to shut up.

Yeah.

Think it's an overreaction.

Believe that most men aren't the issue being described and they think of it more as symbolic or performative instead of being necessary.

Correct.

But Dr. Mrs. Called it right.

Because it's California.

Correct.

So it'll happen the way I don't.

Take no orders from no women.

So.

And is it intimidating to go to the gym?

Yes, yes, I feel intimidated.

But that's me problem because when I look around, nobody gives a what I'm doing.

Nope, nobody cares.

Nobody cares.

Because you know what?

When I, when I look at someone who goes to the gym, because I do see people, because there are people in existence that are there.

So I notice them, Mike, you know, I'm, I'm thrilled people are there.

Like they're.

Everybody's there for a reason, you know, and they want to, they want to do better, feel better, do whatever they want to.

Work on it, you know, good on know you.

So, okay, I got one last thing that I want to do because this actually fits in with the women are all crazy.

It's segment four where women are now throwing extravagant, extravagant wedding wedding birthdays.

So in other words, they don't want to get married, but they want the pretty dress, the cake, the ceremony.

They want it all.

Except a man.

And I'm actually for this.

This one I love.

You want to go through this.

An unmarried woman named Brittany Allen threw herself an elaborate wedding style 40th birthday party to celebrate turning 40 and to make the point that women should not have to wait for marriage or any or another traditional milestone to justify a major celebration.

I get that.

The wedding took place at a manor in the British countryside and was designed to feel like a full destination wedding weekend.

Around 35 close friends attended, many flying in from different places to celebrate with her.

And Britney wore a white gown, made a dramatic entrance to Cannon in D which is the wedding theme and included classic wedding style elements like speeches, a champagne tower, professional photography, black tie dinners and dancing with live music.

The celebration had multiple themed portions over the weekend including the British countryside shooting outing and a later Studio 54 inspired dinner party.

It's all about me.

I am here much and I so what on the cake is just a bride, no groom and it's all about me.

Look at this.

Disgusting.

You'll never find love.

She paid for it.

Yes, she wanted to have a big party and she paid for it.

Clearly this woman has a ton of money.

I can't find a man to marry.

I can't find a man that wants to marry me.

So I will throw myself a wedding because I am special.

It was a wedding themed birthday and said Britney said that turning 40 can feel intimidating because of societal pressures around aging, fertility and life milestones.

And she wanted to celebrate her life accomplishments instead of focusing on what she hadn't done like getting married.

And her message was essentially people should celebrate themselves without waiting for a partner or traditional life event.

No one wants to wife me up so I will be throwing my own party wearing a dress.

Bring on the cat because I can't have.

So why, why are you mad about that?

I'm not just bringing.

Okay, this is what I do.

Do you like, do you think?

So what if one of your daughters didn't want to ever get married and decided she wanted to have a big party at 40?

I would tell her that she is insane.

So would she not go?

I don't know if I would.

I'll tell you one thing I wouldn't do is pay for the fucking thing.

I'll tell you that.

Clearly Britney paid for her own.

Okay, okay, so now wait a minute.

Will they have a father big parties when they turn 30 and 40 and 50?

Will there be a father daughter dance at this thing?

It's not a wedding.

It was a birthday party.

Well, they're having champagne towers and speeches and professional photography.

Does she, does she have bribes, maids?

I mean this is, this is mental illness at its finest.

Well, you picked the article.

You didn't.

I Understand that.

Of course I picked it.

Well, is I.

Do you find this weird?

I personally, I think it's weird, but I don't begrudge somebody who is.

Who wants to celebrate all the things they've done in their life if they can afford to have a party.

Rich people do like this all the time.

Okay, hang on.

Whatever.

So, you know, somebody that's 40 years old and she decides to throw herself a single wedding party with no groom.

A wedding.

A wedding birthday party.

A birthday.

A wedding themed birthday party.

And she sends you an invitation.

You go, I might.

This looks like it'd be fun party.

Honestly, it'd be a good party because, I mean, she's got some bucks.

Yeah, I'll go.

Do I get down for a party?

Do I get the chicken or do I get the fish?

Chicken or the beef?

Always the chicken.

Okay.

Beef is always.

You know, again, these ladies are doing good for them.

Really, really good for them.

Well, what is she doing?

What is she doing that damages anything?

She's literally boosting the economy by spending a ton of money.

Okay, you don't.

She's celebrating her shit with her friends.

So she wants the traditional marriage without the man.

No, no, that's not what it said at all.

It didn't say she wanted a wedding.

It said she threw.

It was a wedding style.

Elaborate wedding style.

She themed her 40th birthday party after.

A wedding to make the point that women should not have to wait for marriage or other traditional milestones to justify a major celebration.

People should celebrate themselves without waiting for a partner or traditional life event.

She didn't say women.

She said people.

Oh, it's all about me.

I'm 40 years old and I.

It's her party.

It's literally her party.

I'm so.

I am Brittany Allen and I don't spell my name.

It's a L, L, Y, N. Because I'm so.

That's her parents.

That's not hers.

Oh, I guarantee she changed that spelling of that last name.

I guarantee you that her name is on her birth certificate.

Is an A L, L E, N. I. Gary, I am so special.

I use a Y M. A L, L, Y, N. All right,.

I don't understand why you're all bonered up about it.

She just literally had a party.

This is.

This is mental illness.

This is ridiculous.

Having a party.

No, having a party's fine.

Having a 40th birthday party is fine.

Making it a wedding style birthday where you wear a white dress and there's.

Because it was so.

What?

Okay, well, Just make a costume party.

I don't know why you're mad about it.

I'm having a 40th day birthing costume party.

I'm going as a bride and I want all you guys going as wedding guests.

Okay?

You're so fixated on that.

It was a wedding.

Yes.

It's a party themed after a wedding.

She didn't marry herself.

What kind of party?

A birthday party.

It was a wedding themed birthday party.

It was a wedding style 40th birthday party.

It literally says it in the first line.

Exactly.

A wedding style.

What are we arguing about?

There were speeches and champagne towers and photography.

This is what confused me.

Parties don't have booze about you.

This is what confuses me about you.

Why you don't find this weird.

I don't.

Okay, it's weird.

I wouldn't do it, but I don't also don't have the money to do it.

If I had unlimited funds.

Yeah, if you had a celebrated out of my 50s.

Let's say you budgeted for your 40th birthday.

I don't know, $50,000.

And you were going to make a themed wedding.

What?

I'm sorry.

Shit.

If you're gonna make a themed birthday party, what theme would your 40th birthday party be?

I don't know.

Nobody ever says, throw me a fucking birthday party, please.

So.

I don't know.

I don't know.

I'm not fucking 40.

I want you just to think.

40 Was a long time ago, dude.

Oh, my God.

All right, I'm gonna try this again.

Duchess, I want you to go back in time.

All right.

God, I don't know.

40 Years old and you budgeted $50,000 to have a party with 35 of your friends and you're going to throw an elaborate party.

The theme of that party would be.

I don't know.

I don't know.

You're asking me to come up with a party theme?

Fuck you.

I'm just doing.

You can't think of a party theme that you would want for your 40th birthday?

It would be a party without you.

I'm going to come.

It would be a jamingo list party.

Okay, I get that.

That's it.

All your pissed off co hosts.

I understand.

You're mad at me and you're.

You're mad because I'm pushing.

I think.

I think you are.

You are desperate to try to get me to agree with you and I. I don't agree with you.

You don't agree that you're coming up with bizarre scenarios.

Like 500 years ago when you told our scenarios.

All I'm saying is I'm giving you a budget.

I'm telling you, I'm giving.

I don't know.

I'm giving you.

Have you met me?

Have you met me?

I know I can decide something instantly.

Yeah, you're just defined.

All right, well, now.

Yes.

So fuck off.

Yes.

See?

All right.

You can't play along.

Well, now you're annoying me.

Because I don't.

Because I'm asking you to.

I'm asking you to actually think about something and you don't want to do.

It because go back in the wayback machine and think about how I would feel at age 40 and what theme I would have wanted.

Forget about it.

A bunch of years ago.

You're.

What would you have had for your 30th birthday party?

40Th birthday party.

30Th.

40Th.

50Th.

What would you have had if I had a 40th birthday party?

Hang on, hang on.

I want to suck a dick.

No, that wouldn't be it.

Fuck you, Mike.

I think absolutely that would be it.

Okay, I wasn't thinking about me.

But hold on.

All right.

You can't come up with something?

I will play the game.

Hurry up.

I'm trying to think.

What would be a male birthday party thing?

It wouldn't be golf.

$50,000.

Let's go.

Come on.

It would be a poker.

It would be a poker themed party.

It would be a poker tournament party.

That's what it would be.

Would you have food?

I would have.

You have booze.

Food and booze and poker tables and dealers and.

Yes, it would be a poker themed birthday party for me for my 40th birthday.

That sounds so stupid.

That sounds ridiculously stupid.

Okay, I don't know.

Would anybody want to go to my 40th poker birthday party?

And where'd your family be?

They could go too.

We could all play.

You're gonna have a professional gambling with your children.

There cards.

There would be.

There would be a prize for the winner of tournament.

There would be a bounty on me if you knocked me out.

Would there be strippers?

No.

You don't bring strippers to a goddamn poker party.

Dean, what's wrong with you?

John has standards.

He just.

Just keeps his kids gambling with cigarettes and smoking and cigarettes.

Who the hell said anything about cigarettes?

You can't smoke at a poke.

No, you'd be have a.

Well in your 40s who can't smoke at a poker table?

No.

Friends who Smoke.

Not at a poke.

You're not allowed to smoke at a poker table.

You're not allowed to smoke in this side.

In some of these events.

You've never been to Atlantic City.

You smoke all the time.

I don't think.

No, you can't smoke at the poker tables.

You're not allowed to smoke at poker tables.

Whatever.

What's your party?

It's.

You could do whatever you want.

Yeah, but there wouldn't be any smoking at my poker table, so.

Okay, Smoking.

See, this is what you got to do.

Oh, so there'd be smoking at your party?

No.

Well, there wouldn't be any lady boys there.

Well, maybe.

I don't know.

Not that you'd know.

Not that I would know.

Who would know if they were.

If they were.

So no smoking, but booze with your kids.

That's cool.

All right.

My kids are 20 and they're in their 20s.

Yes.

When you were 40, were they 20?

No, they were not.

Now, how old were they?

Okay, I'm talking about now.

Okay.

If.

Okay, good party for them at 40 years old.

No, they wouldn't be there because they were only, like.

They were all under four.

Oh, so they would have babysitters and then I would have a poker party.

So, yes, at 40, my kids wouldn't be there.

If it was now.

They would all be there.

Okay.

How's that?

Sure.

See?

Well, I can play the game.

Yeah.

It took you a bit.

Okay, I took.

But I got.

And what did you fall to?

Gambling.

Okay, well, that's what I would like to do.

Well, she wanted to have a party.

You can't think of anything.

Her party.

I know that's not surprising.

I don't know why you're surprised by me coming up with something to commit to instantly on the spot.

We are going on a 40 mile hike.

Get your backpacks.

I've got you all backpacks and water bottles.

Do you know how long it took me to decide to do this?

I had to buy, like, not bootleg tickets, but I had to, like.

They were all sold out.

I had to, like, look for people selling tickets.

All right, hold on.

What was it?

Yeah, I missed it.

I was over there.

I was making fun of you, and I missed the whole thing.

What did you say?

Oh, no, nothing.

It's fine.

You said.

Damn it, give me a fucking answer.

Mike, what did she say?

Do you.

Did you hear what she said?

What party she was gonna have that she was looking for a drop?

We don't know.

See, this is.

I didn't say what Kind of party.

I would have.

You said we needed tickets.

What do you mean you needed tickets?

Tickets for what?

For the hiking event.

I'm doing this.

Oh, for a hiking event.

All right.

I wasn't sure what you were talking about.

Show how much you.

So don't listen to me, but.

Okay.

I was in the middle of doing a bit.

I didn't hear you.

Are we done with this bit?

Yes, we're done with this bit.

God damn it.

All right.

You're, like, so pissed off.

I don't have an idea.

Go F yourself.

It's time for Trump tweets read by cable.

Trump, be happy or irate.

Will it make us laugh or will it be a groaner?

Either way, Sparky toaster, we'll have a raging boner.

Have a raging boner.

I love how you put the tweet in the notes so I could look at it beforehand.

It is where?

Segment five.

Oh, no.

Okay.

All right.

All US Ships, aircraft and military personnel with the addition of ammunition, weaponry, and anything else that is appropriate, necessary for the lethal prosecution and destruction of an already substantially degraded enemy will remain in place in and around Iran until such time as the real agreement reached is fully compliant with.

If for any reason it is not, which is highly unlikely, then the shooting starts bigger and better and stronger than anyone has ever seen before.

It was agreed a long time ago, and despite all the fake rhetoric to the contrary, no nuclear weapons and the Strait of Hormuz will be open and safe.

In the meantime, our great military is loading up and resting, looking forward, actually, to its next conquest.

America is back.

Trump sweep by gate.

Was it fire or just fake?

The chapel said it's straight.

Trump tweet by Kate.

That was a Trump tweet read by Kate.

Did she jamingo or was it?

Great, now the chat decides her fate.

That was a Trump tweet read by Kate.

I'm gonna address this comment and I'm gonna say this once.

So Lorenzo says the point is she hasn't earned the wedding style celebration.

She earned the money to pay for it.

That's all.

What she did is like a man throwing himself a boot camp, graduation style party or birthday.

It was offensive because it wasn't earned.

It was earned.

She worked for that money and she determined that she wanted to have a party, so she didn't need anybody to pay for her fucking party.

She had her own party.

So yeah, she earned it herself.

So you can all shit all over it and be wan about it, but tough shit, you're just all salty.

She Had a party and she didn't marry some piece of shit dude to drag along with it.

Okay, whatever, whatever.

She can go have her honeymoon celebration with the fucking 15 dildos she probably got at her birthday party.

Whatever.

So what Lorenzo's trying to say is what she's doing is stolen valor.

Yeah, whatever.

I completely disagree.

Oh, because a woman wanted to celebrate her life and did it as a joke, as part of a theme and had a big ass party and invited her friends.

Now there is a certain.

What's the word I'm looking for here?

There's a tradition of a marriage and she skipped over everything.

She got to the marriage.

It's not a marriage.

It was a party.

A marriage themed party.

So it's stolen Valor is what she did.

Stolen Valor.

She didn't say she was married.

I know.

She did everything but bring the dude.

Cause she couldn't get a dude to marry her.

Have you seen her?

No.

Doesn't matter.

Okay.

She just.

Apparently she can't keep a dude.

I don't know what to tell you or.

No, let's put it this way.

No dude asked to put a ring on it.

Or if they did and she didn't have to settle for a dude asking.

No, she didn't.

She.

She.

She basically jumped over everything and made a party all about her with a theme that was a wedding style, which kind of is desperate.

It's a very.

It's a desperate plea to be.

To show everybody that I want to be married.

I can't afford her party.

I want.

Let's see what she looks like.

There she is.

See if we can pull that up.

Can you make that picture bigger?

I don't know if it.

She said she's a piece of it.

I'm so sorry.

She's.

Nice piece of.

Yeah.

What a terrible.

Is there any other pictures there?

Let's see.

Yeah, there's a whole load of them.

Let me see what's.

Let's see what that one looks like.

Let's see here.

She's very attractive.

Why can't she have a guy?

Oh, does your view change a little bit now, Jimmy?

She's got to be.

Maybe.

Hold on.

I mean, why do you.

Why can't.

Why wouldn't some guy be good enough to put a ring on that?

I don't understand.

Maybe she didn't think he was.

You guys are just super salty.

She had herself a party like this.

Yes, again, stolen valor.

I know it's stolen.

It's not stolen.

Val, I don't think you understand what.

That Means I do.

It's saying that you're doing something.

Well, it's.

I guess it might not be that, but it's.

It's the only thing that I can attribute.

It would kind of be this.

She's not saying she's married.

If she was did this and then married.

It's not a costume party.

Well, apparently it was.

It's a black tie affair.

Yeah.

So.

Okay.

I don't understand why you're mad about it.

I don't.

You're the one that's mad.

I'm just making fun of it.

I don't care.

Apparently it does.

I'm defending her right to do it.

Okay?

It's all I have.

We are woman.

Here is roar.

We can't get men because we're a whore.

I don't care if she's a horde.

It's not my problem.

Just.

I don't know.

She might not be.

She might be lovely.

I don't know.

All right, let's get into voicemails, but bail me out.

Hey, guys.

What does a 14 year old pregnant girl in her fetus have in common?

Oh, boy.

I don't know, but I'm sure we're not going to like it.

I'm not.

They both think the mother is going to kill them.

Hey, guys.

Both think mother's gonna kill him.

I like that.

Okay.

I like that.

Here's.

Oh, here we go again.

What's this?

It's her.

One of her dresses.

How did she went from blonde to this?

Wasn't she blonde in the other one?

Am I wrong?

Yeah, her whole ear.

Amazing.

Her hair and dress changed.

Wow.

Wow, look at that.

That's amazing to think about.

It's all about me.

I'm changing my hair.

That's exactly what that party was.

Look at me.

Oh, look at me.

All right.

Oh, you're so grumpy.

Here's.

I'm not grumpy.

You are.

You're grumpy.

You're the grumpy one.

I was fine till you were like.

You're fine until I attacked this.

This woman for doing something crazy.

Here's half black Neil.

Yeah, okay.

Yo, what's up, my jigabus?

It's half black Neil.

What do you call an emo without breaths?

An emo without breasts.

That's like an ostrich, right?

Is that what they're talking about?

What?

Hold on, wait.

Play that again.

Call an emo with a. Emo isn't emo.

That's like a.

Like some goth emo chicken.

Whatever.

I don't know.

I don't know.

Let me roll that back so I can.

I can't understand them.

What do you call an emo without breath?

What do you call emo without.

I don't know.

A black skateboard.

I don't know.

I don't know.

It's.

It's those moody chicks, but.

All right, go ahead.

What?

A cutting board.

Oh, a cutting board.

Because they cut themselves.

Okay.

All right.

I like that one.

That was good.

All right.

All right.

That was a tough one.

Okay.

All right.

Here's Dean.

Hey, peeps.

All white.

Dean here.

Hope everybody's having a good week.

I have a question for you.

What's black and white and black and white and black and white and goes down the beach?

A nun and a seagull in a fight over a French fry?

Something like that.

Yeah.

I don't know.

Hold on.

A jigaboo and a seagull fighting over a carp.

All white.

Dude, I'm sorry.

I was close.

I was close.

All right, now that we got out of all the racist.

Out of the way, let's talk about.

Did we.

Half Redneck Bob.

He's always here to give us a good joke.

Redneck Bob.

Half Redneck Bob here.

Hope Duchess and John are doing okay.

We're doing swimmingly.

Amazing.

She's a little salty there, Bob.

Oh, okay.

Yeah, it's me.

Got something here for you.

So one day, the Arkansas county sheriff sees Billy Bob walking around town with nothing on except his boots.

That means he's naked, Duchess.

Sheriff says, billy Bob, what the hell are you doing walking around dressed like that?

Billy Bob says, well, Sheriff, me and Mary Lou was down on the farm and we started a cuddling.

Mary Lou said we should go on the barn, and we did.

Inside the barn, we started a kissing and a cuddling and some more.

And things got pretty hot and heavy.

Well, then Mary Lou took off all her clothes and says that I should do the same.

So I took off all my clothes except my boots.

Then Mary Lou lay herself on the hay and said, okay, Billy Bob, let's go to town.

I guess I'm the first one there.

Oh, thank you.

That's so great.

Thank you for saving this.

So.

He wasn't.

He didn't know what she meant, Duchess.

All right.

Oh, apparently I didn't either.

Well, all right.

Here we go.

Here's.

Pick a damn movie.

All right.

We gotta.

Pick a movie, I think.

Well, hold on.

No, you gotta.