Take Me To Your Turkey | Episode 274

Thanksgiving brings a lively discussion as the hosts share their thoughts on turkey and the holiday season, highlighting the culinary disappointments that can occur, such as undercooked turkey disasters and dry meats.
Duchess recounts a memorable Thanksgiving mishap in which she had to dispose of an uncooked turkey before her shocked family, while Jamingo shares his turkey-related culinary challenges. The conversation then shifts to the topic of weight loss medications, with an emphasis on the impact of GLP-1 drugs like Ozempic and Mounjaro. These drugs have transformed the eating habits of many, leading to a significant decrease in fast food consumption among users.
The hosts critique the fitness industry, particularly Jillian Michaels, and her controversial views on these drugs. They argue that sustainable weight loss and health should be the focus rather than judgment and unrealistic expectations.
The episode explores the complexities of dieting, food culture, and the societal pressures surrounding weight loss through humor and personal anecdotes.
Takeaways:
- The hosts discussed the controversial opinion that turkey is the worst meat, with Jamingo expressing a strong preference for chicken, beef, and lamb instead.
- The Duchess shared a funny Thanksgiving story about serving undercooked turkey, which led to a chaotic dinner scenario with surprised guests.
- The conversation highlighted the struggles and inconveniences of preparing a large Thanksgiving turkey, emphasizing the proper cooking challenges.
- Jillian Michaels' harsh criticism of weight loss drugs like Ozempic sparked a discussion about body image and the pressures of societal expectations regarding weight loss.
- The hosts shared personal experiences with weight loss medications, detailing how they impact cravings and eating habits for better or worse.
- The episode concluded with a humorous take on potential alien invasions, blending current events with lighthearted banter about everyday challenges.
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Welcome back, ladies and gentlemen, to another riveting episode of the Boomer Bunker, the podcast that tackles the tough topics, share some laughs, and dive headfirst into the sea of controversy.
Host 1With no life jackets in sight, I'm thrilled to introduce your hosts, the dynamic duo who bring wisdom, wit, and a whole lot of candor.
Host 1First up, she's the voice of reason with a dash of sass, always ready to call it like she sees it.
Host 1The Duchess.
Host 1And joining her, he's the no nonsense sidekick armed with bold opinions and a bald head that's ready to shine.
Host 1John Jimingo.
Host 1Together they'll navigate the latest headlines, dive into deep debates, and maybe even share a p Bucket anecdote or two.
Host 1So buckle up and get ready for a conversation that's as lively as it is enlightening.
Host 1Without further ado, here are Dutchess and Jamingo.
Host 1Hey, here we are.
Host 1Are we stuff decaded?
Host 1Are we over Thanksgiving?
Host 1I'm just going to say this right now.
Host 1Turkey is the worst meat of ever.
Host 1Of ever and ever and ever.
Host 1In other words, I would rather have chicken, beef, lamb.
Host 1Turkey sucks.
Host 1It has no flavor.
Host 1Most of the time it's dry.
Host 1You've got a brine and this and that.
Host 1It's a pain in the private parts.
Host 1Duchess, my co host.
Host 1How was your Thanksgiving?
DuchessIt was very nice.
DuchessI didn't have to do a bit of work.
DuchessI just showed up, had dinner, helped clean up, and I left.
Host 1That's nice.
DuchessIt was really nice.
DuchessMy daughter worked for three days prepping everything.
Host 1Well, you know, as it should be.
DuchessShe wanted to do it, so.
Host 1Yeah, you it for 20 something years now, right?
Host 1And now at least.
DuchessYeah, yeah.
Duchess30, most likely.
Host 130 years.
Host 1You've been doing this turkey dance for 30 years.
DuchessThe turkey dance.
Host 1What's the worst.
Host 1What's the worst Thanksgiving you've ever had as far as food or something?
Host 1Do you have one totally on me?
DuchessYeah.
DuchessI up the turkey.
DuchessI didn't.
DuchessI realized when I was cutting into it, it was not done, but all the food was on the table.
DuchessLike people were starting to eat.
DuchessI literally snatched everybody's turkey and literally turned around and threw it in the garbage.
DuchessIt was just the four of us.
DuchessThey were shot.
DuchessI can't even begin to tell you how shocked they were.
DuchessJust the look on their face.
DuchessI'm like, you can't eat this.
DuchessAnd we just ate signs.
Host 1Couldn't you have just microwaved it?
Host 1Wouldn't that have been a better no.
DuchessYou can't microwave turt.
DuchessNo.
DuchessWhen it's once.
DuchessI knew it wasn't cooked all the way in the middle.
DuchessI was like, no, it was gone.
DuchessGone.
DuchessIf I could have sailed it out the window, I would have.
Host 1First of all, we used to get these 24 pound butter balls, all right.
Host 1And it took forever to thaw them out.
Host 1And sometimes if they weren't thawed out in the center, it would.
Host 1You just couldn't get them to cook.
Host 1So we had the same thing one time.
Host 1So I go.
Host 1I cut the.
Host 1You know, because I carve it.
Host 1I cut the breast out of it, the one half.
Host 1And then I start to carve it.
Host 1I'm like, oh.
Host 1So I carved it, put it in the microwave for about four minutes.
Host 1Rubber goddamn.
DuchessEnjoy the gravy.
DuchessYeah.
Host 1All I gotta do is get the temperature to 165 and you can eat it.
Host 1Yeah, that's why I don't like it.
Host 1And here's the thing.
DuchessA 24 pound bird is.
DuchessIs hard to cook.
DuchessYou have to be judicious.
DuchessJudicious.
DuchessAnd because by the time the middle.
DuchessBy the time you get the.
DuchessEverything to 165, the middle is overcooked because they don't cook it the same.
DuchessLike, the breast cooks so much faster.
Host 1You have to take and put tin foil around the legs and the thigh so you could get the breasts up to 165.
Host 1Because if not, the thighs were.
Host 1Fuck turkeys, all right?
Host 1Turkeys.
Host 1I hate turkeys.
Host 1I'd rather go out and rotisserie, like six or seven chickens and cut them up.
Host 1It would be so much better.
DuchessIt would be easier.
Host 1Here's a crazy idea.
Host 1Why don't we do it like a nice prime rib.
Host 1Do a nice prime rib medium in.
DuchessThe center or just get someone to cater it for, like, by the time the investment that it is to do the turkey.
DuchessYou can literally buy a cooked turkey.
DuchessYou can.
DuchessYou can go like any of the turkey farm.
DuchessLike, I don't know.
DuchessWe.
DuchessWe have a place where I was growing up was called Hank's Turkey Farm.
DuchessAnd they.
DuchessThat's what they did.
DuchessIt was like con.
DuchessIt was just turkeys and it was.
DuchessThe turkeys were delicious.
DuchessIt was a terrible visit as a.
DuchessHello?
DuchessOkay.
DuchessPaul says hi.
Host 1Hello, Paul.
DuchessHello, Paul.
DuchessAll right, so leftovers are in the oven.
DuchessThere's no leftovers.
DuchessNo, we didn't have any leftovers to bring home.
DuchessThat's the only bummer is no leftovers.
DuchessSo there was no nothing.
DuchessNo sides, no desserts, nothing.
Host 1I cut you off in the middle.
Host 1You were just about ready to talk about how horrible they were.
Host 1About to dispatch a turkey.
DuchessYeah, the.
DuchessThis particular turkey farm.
DuchessThey, it was, I mean, the concept is gross, but they, they would prep all the Thanksgiving turkeys and always said, one year I'm gonna just get a pre made turkey and just.
DuchessIt's all baked and ready to go.
DuchessYou can get sides and everything with it.
DuchessAnd one year I'm gonna do it just to make it a little easier.
DuchessIf I know it's safe wise, allergy wise, I'll do it.
Host 1Oh, I see what you get because you got that whole nut allergy with your family.
DuchessYeah.
DuchessAnd egg.
DuchessEgg's tough because that's in a lot more stuff.
Host 1Oh yeah.
DuchessEven if I just get the cooked turkey, nobody gives, nobody cares about the turkey as much.
DuchessIt's all the sides.
DuchessThe sides are what wins in my book.
Host 1I remember when my mom was making Thanksgiving and I was in my 20s and she was, we were living with her.
Host 1Oh, guinea pig.
Host 1Bob says, oh, you try guinea pig.
Host 1There you go.
Host 1I don't know.
Host 1How do you cook a guinea pig?
Host 1I guess you would like.
DuchessYou would quickly take long.
Host 1We were there.
Host 1My mom makes a turkey, makes the mashed potatoes and everything.
Host 1It was the worst meal I ever seen.
Host 1When you cut the turkey, it was so dry, the slice fell over, dust came off of it.
Host 1The potatoes were like paste with lumps.
Host 1I said to my mom, did you forget how to cook?
Host 1Like, she's like, what?
Host 1I'm like, this is horrible.
DuchessOh my God.
DuchessWell, I think that's where, where brining makes a difference, where you, you bring in extra moisture.
Host 1You gotta get the goddamn thing of salt water and salt and.
DuchessWell, you could do it salt free.
DuchessThere's, there's tons of different brine recipes.
Host 1No, the salt and the sugar is what that has.
Host 1The salt allows the brine to get.
DuchessInto the well, you pickle juice or other ways to brine, but yes.
Host 1Well, what's been.
Host 1Pickle juice.
DuchessYou need salt.
Host 1Thank you.
DuchessIt's not just like a bucket of salt, but yes.
Host 1I'm just saying it's.
Host 1It's usually one part salt, one part sugar.
Host 1They put like some kind of berries in there.
DuchessThere you go.
DuchessAlternative proteins.
DuchessSteak, chicken wings.
DuchessI'm all that.
DuchessListen.
DuchessGood idea, Google head.
Host 1I'm telling you right now, the sides are the best part of Thanksgiving.
Host 1And the desserts.
Host 1My daughter made a cheesecake.
Host 1I only got one slice of it because diabetes.
Host 1I was only allowed to have one.
Host 1One slice of it.
Host 1It was a.
Host 1It's one of the best cheesecakes I've Ever had.
Host 1It had, like, a little lemony taste to it.
Host 1And it was.
Host 1It was really good.
Host 1It was really, really good.
Host 1Okay, I gotta stop the show here because someone noticed it.
DuchessSeveral people noticed.
Host 1Up in the left hand side.
Host 1Is that right Left hand side, there's a QR code.
DuchessYes.
Host 1And that QR code, if you put your camera up to it, it'll take you to boomerbunker.com where links are.
Host 1You can add your email for our email list.
Host 1If, like, last week we had to show that the audio was horrific, so we didn't put it out.
Host 1So I could send an email blast out for that.
Host 1And then there's also our telephone number that we could put up where you can see the telephone number.
Host 1That would be nice, right?
DuchessOr you could just broadcast it during the show.
Host 1You mean like this?
DuchessYeah.
Host 1All right, so a little behind the scenes.
Host 1We are back to Streamyard.
Host 1We are back to Streamyard.
Host 1So we don't have the echo.
DuchessEcho.
DuchessYeah.
Host 1What?
Host 1But I had to use echo cancellation on this.
Host 1So this isn't really.
Host 1And I don't like it.
DuchessBecause it's grumpy.
Host 1Yeah, it.
Host 1I don't have total control.
Host 1I need total control.
DuchessEasy.
Host 1Like, you know, I can move the camera in a little bit and adjust everything.
Host 1I can't do that here.
Host 1I don't like it.
DuchessI don't like it.
DuchessMe.
Host 1Sorry, I don't.
DuchessWell, what do you like?
DuchessLess control or echo?
Host 1Well, this.
Host 1I had to turn off your.
Host 1I'll tell you right now.
Host 1I'll show you.
Host 1I'll turn.
Host 1I had to turn off echo cancellation.
Host 1I had turned it on.
Host 1So if I turn it off, it's the same thing that happened over in ecamm.
DuchessOkay.
Host 1So anyhow, the QR code at the top takes you over to boomerbunker.com.
Host 1there you go.
Host 1So hopefully Duchess isn't lagging anymore.
Host 1Are you not lagging anymore?
DuchessTo address the lagging issue, that was completely my fault.
DuchessMy phone or my laptop was connected through wifi.
DuchessEven though I'm plugged into hardwire it, I did not switch it or I neglected to switch it back from WI Fi.
DuchessSo that is totally my fault.
DuchessSo I ruined last week's episode.
DuchessMy bad.
Host 1You didn't ruin it.
Host 1There was a lot of stuff.
DuchessIt was just everything ruined.
Host 1Here's another thing with Streamyard, I have all comments.
Host 1I can't see your comments.
Host 1Duchess is now in charge of the comments.
DuchessOh, okay.
Host 1See?
Host 1So now if it comes up, it's Duchess.
Host 1Duchess brings up the comments.
DuchessAll right.
Host 1You are in charge of the car.
Host 1I can't even see them.
Host 1Oh, this way.
Host 1I can't laugh at them.
DuchessOkay.
Host 1I can't.
Host 1There's nothing.
Host 1I can't see anything.
DuchessSo I have the power.
Host 1Yeah.
Host 1I'd give her something to do on the show.
Host 1I can't be doing everything.
DuchessYeah.
DuchessI can't just sit here and just do nothing like John thinks.
DuchessI do nothing.
DuchessSo what?
DuchessI think Dean says he will pardon me now.
Host 1Again.
Host 1I don't know.
Host 1It's still here.
Host 1I could probably cut some of the.
Host 1You know, it's like that turkey you get where some of it's cooked and some of it's not.
Host 1You cut away the parts it's not cooked, throw it in the trash, and then eat the part that's cooked.
Host 1I.
DuchessAgain, you trim it, and you make the best of what you got.
Host 1Right.
Host 1You take it, you put it back in a crock pot, and then you make turkey soup out of the whole thing.
Host 1Oh, here's the big thing.
Host 1Is John wearing pants tonight?
Host 1Yes, I am, but there have been times where I've been here and I didn't have pants on, but I did not know that I'm standing or I'm sitting down, so you can't tell whether I have pants on or not.
DuchessOh, that's true.
DuchessI cannot.
Host 1That scrolling text at the bottom is kind of useless.
Host 1Okay.
Host 1All right.
DuchessIt's to encourage people.
Host 1Yeah, it's just.
Host 1So if you want to use that little number there, 856477, 1935.
DuchessYou can.
DuchessWhat could you do with that?
DuchessCould you call or text or maybe send a text?
Host 1You could do either or.
Host 1But you won't.
DuchessWow.
DuchessBut you won't.
Host 1I had lunch with Deuce on Friday.
Host 1Actually, yesterday was Deuce's birthday.
DuchessI did not know that.
Host 1Yeah, it's birthday.
Host 1I don't know if I'm allowed to say his real age, so I won't.
DuchessOlder than dirt, but.
DuchessOkay.
Host 1No, he's younger than me.
Host 1He's older than dirt.
Host 1Well, so anyhow, we.
Host 1We had.
Host 1We had.
Host 1It was great.
Host 1It was great to catch up with.
Host 1I hadn't seen him in a while.
Host 1You know, he's very busy over the summer.
Host 1Went on that one whole month vacation and.
DuchessOh, nice.
DuchessAny news?
DuchessAny news to share?
Host 1Well, it was funny.
Host 1We were sitting there and we were just talking about both.
Host 1We were just talking about stuff and done.
Host 1So right here, like, it was almost time to go.
Host 1He says, so do you want to ask me questions about the podcast I said, no.
Host 1I said, the podcast is always here.
Host 1If you want to, if you want to do it, it's always here.
Host 1But I'm not losing a friendship over podcast.
Host 1I'm not doing so, you know, he had a lot of stuff going.
Host 1He says, no, no.
Host 1He says.
Host 1I said, well, it's here if you want to do it.
Host 1So sometime in January we are going to record a brand X podcast and put it back out again, which I'm learning.
DuchessI am as well.
DuchessSo it's been.
DuchessYou guys have had like a six month hiatus, so.
Host 1Yes, it's all right.
DuchessThings have to simmer.
DuchessPerk.
DuchessIt was busy.
DuchessThings were going on, so.
DuchessBut I'm glad to see you back.
Host 1So I said to him, I said, I don't even give a shit if we just come.
Host 1You come, we come over and eat pizza and drink old fashioned.
Host 1So don't even turn a microphone on.
Host 1I don't give a shit.
DuchessNo, you gotta turn the microphone on.
DuchessThe more you're drinking, the more that mic needs to go on.
Host 1Not everything needs to be recorded.
Host 1You know what I mean?
Host 1Not everything.
DuchessYou can edit.
DuchessYou're not doing it live.
DuchessSo.
Host 1No, I know.
Host 1I can edit it.
Host 1That I know.
DuchessYou gotta get up on the mic, get all the good stuff.
Host 1Get up.
Host 1Yes, get up on that.
Host 1Microsoft.
Host 1So.
Host 1All right, I want to get into a couple things.
Host 1First of all, what a weekend of football.
DuchessOh, my goodness.
DuchessAll right, this is from Thanksgiving on, right?
Host 1This is in a sports show.
Host 1But the reason I'm talking about the sports part of it is because it kind of passed the realm of sports and then went into news because Ohio State was playing Michigan.
DuchessOh my God.
Host 1I think Ohio State was.
Host 1They were, they were 14 point favorite.
Host 1I know it was double digit point favorites like they were.
DuchessThey were favored to win.
DuchessYeah.
DuchessThey'd stack the deck and players and coaches just every way.
DuchessThey'd spent millions of dollars to build this up.
Host 1So Michigan, they're playing in Ohio State.
Host 1Michigan ends up winning the game, which phenomenal game.
DuchessSuch a great game.
Host 1Until afterwards.
DuchessWow.
Host 1So now Ohio woke up when the.
DuchessGame was over, apparently from Michigan, one.
Host 1Of the players grabs a Michigan flag and goes out to the center of the field and tries to plan it in the Os in the Ohio State.
DuchessYes.
Host 1Logo.
DuchessWell, apparently that's a thing you think you're not.
Host 1These guys just did battle.
Host 1Now you beat them well, understand their home field.
Host 1Instead of being a gracious winner, some jack off brings the flag and tries to plant it in the middle.
Host 1There's going to be a fight.
DuchessIt's been done in previous games when Ohio had won.
DuchessAlthough it was a few years back.
DuchessOhio planted a flag and there wasn't a fight.
DuchessTheir stadium.
DuchessWell, that I don't know.
DuchessI'm pretty sure there was a scuffle.
Host 1There has to be a fight.
DuchessBut this happened also all weekend with several different teams doing the same thing.
Host 1Was there a fight?
DuchessThere were several fights in the Texas game and the.
DuchessI think the Florida game as well.
DuchessListen, all with the flags.
DuchessSo they're gonna have to just.
DuchessThey're probably gonna make a rule to ban all that.
Host 1Yes.
Host 1Yeah.
Host 1Unless you want to fight.
Host 1If you want to fight afterwards.
DuchessYeah.
DuchessThen they should have saved all that energy for the game.
DuchessYeah.
Host 1If you're gonna come to my stadium and then beat us and then take and rub our nose in it, there's going to be a fight.
DuchessSays Ohio did it in the big house.
DuchessI mean it was probably four plus years ago.
Host 1Dean, was there a fight, was there a fight afterwards when they planted the Ohio?
Host 1Because if not, then Michigan's a bunch of pussies.
DuchessOf course there was probably.
Host 1If you're going to plant a flag like that and rub us, there's going to be a fight.
Host 1I'm sorry, there's got to be a fight.
DuchessAs Sparky says, don't come to my house and shit in my city.
Host 1Don't come to my house.
Host 1You know what?
Host 1Okay, it was a great, you know.
DuchessWe lost, but it's so lovely.
Host 1We're not, you know, it's the wounds wide open.
Host 1We were supposed to win by double digits.
Host 1We got beat.
Host 1And now you're going to put your flag in the center of our field.
Host 1I don't think so.
Host 1I don't think so.
DuchessDean says no fight, no fight.
Host 1Pussies.
DuchessWell, so either the point is, is either plant the flag or you don't either.
DuchessThey're going to have to.
DuchessThey're probably going to have to make a rule because it boiled down to where the police were pepper spraying the students and any.
DuchessEverybody and reporters, everybody on the field got pepper sprayed.
DuchessSo.
Host 1So the fight started.
Host 1Now the coaches and the referees are trying to stop it.
Host 1They couldn't stop it.
Host 1These guys were.
Host 1These are huge.
Host 1These are huge.
Host 1Good people, very athletic.
Host 1And they're fist fighting and now the coaches are trying to get them off.
Host 1And now that there's this one old cop, he's like, fuck this, I'm not getting beat up.
Host 1He was like, probably.
DuchessHe's like a rent a cop.
Host 1He's like, he pulled out the pepper spray and sorry, you want some?
DuchessHere, get away from me.
Host 1Here's for you.
Host 1For you.
Host 1And all of a sudden everybody started backing up and which.
Host 1But they got the reporters.
Host 1I think he got a couple coaches.
DuchessHe got every.
DuchessAnybody near him, he maced.
DuchessYeah, like Sparky says, fuck this, I'm getting too close to getting my pension.
Host 1Exactly.
DuchessBut there were Dean mentioned there's a hundred thousand dollar fines for both teams.
Duchess$100,000 as there should be.
DuchessYeah.
DuchessI honestly, because of the melee it caused afterwards.
DuchessThat's problematic.
Host 1I would say this, I would make this rule.
Host 1Whoever brings the flag out onto the field after the game, they're suspended.
Host 1That's an NCAA suspension and you're done.
Host 1No, no, no, we can't.
DuchessI know.
Host 1Again, if we have to.
Host 1If you're going to do this kind.
DuchessOf well, there needs to be penalties on it.
DuchessAnd honestly I'm not suspended for three years.
DuchessI think, yeah, there needs to be either a player suspension or coach suspension or something.
DuchessI agree with that.
DuchessLike there needs to be a serious repercussion because clearly these students are riled up and it just incites more violence.
DuchessSo we're at the point now where you can't put a flag although flag in the other teams.
DuchessIt's pretty much a fuck you, you already won, you already beat them.
DuchessOhio flopped, but they, they were more animated, it seemed they were more fighting at that fighting energy after the game.
DuchessI feel like that that energy wasn't even there during the game.
DuchessAnd their coach, their coach was.
DuchessHe just stood there.
DuchessHe just stood there.
Host 1Ohio State coach did.
DuchessYeah, he did nothing.
Host 1He figured this way we were supposed to win by double digits and I just lost.
DuchessThere was a lot of money spent on this.
DuchessThey were like if they were going to guarantee a win.
DuchessAnd he did not deliver.
DuchessAnd it was, it was.
DuchessAnd it was a sloppy game.
DuchessMichigan did not look good to start and then they just came back at the end and it was phenomenal to watch.
DuchessAnd my youngest daughters boyfriends from Michigan and he's a Spartan fan, which is I guess Ohio.
Host 1No, Michigan State.
DuchessMichigan State.
DuchessSo that's the green, that's Spartans and he does not like blue.
DuchessHe's not a Wolverines fan.
DuchessSo I messaged him.
DuchessBut I'm like, but it's Ohio.
DuchessLike you should be rooting anybody against Ohio.
DuchessAnd the discussion I'd had with him was, well, they're playing Ohio.
DuchessHe goes, well, I hope Ohio wins.
DuchessI'm like, how can you As a Michigan fan, root for Ohio.
DuchessAnd he goes, I hate the Wolverines more than I hate Ohio.
DuchessAnd I was like, that's wrong.
DuchessThat's wrong thinking.
Host 1Well, that's like, when Dallas plays the Giants.
Host 1When Dallas plays the Giants, I root.
DuchessFor the Giants, right?
Host 1Yeah.
Host 1Because I hate Dallas.
DuchessBecause you hate Dallas.
Host 1Yeah.
Host 1My favorite.
DuchessNot that you loved the Giants, but the enemy of the enemy is my friend sort of thing.
Host 1My favorite team is the Eagles, and my second favorite team is anybody that's playing the Cowboys.
DuchessWill we play you in two weeks?
Host 1Oh, that's good.
Host 1We gotta.
DuchessIt's gonna be such a good game.
Host 1We have to bet on something.
Host 1We'll have to figure out what that's gonna be.
DuchessWe'll have a friendly wager.
Host 1Yeah, we're gonna have to have a friendly wager.
Host 1I don't know what it's gonna be yet, but we do need to have a friendly wager on that.
DuchessMaybe.
DuchessMaybe.
DuchessHere's the thing.
DuchessPerhaps our.
DuchessAnybody listening has a suggestion for a wager.
DuchessThey can text it to us.
Host 1Okay, you did it.
Host 1You opened it up.
DuchessI didn't say we're accepting it, but an idea for a wager.
DuchessSend it over.
Host 1Okay.
Host 1Please put the ones up that they.
Host 1Please put the ones up that they don't and don't.
Host 1Because you open.
DuchessNo, no, I didn't say put it in the comments.
DuchessI said text us.
Host 1Oh.
Host 1Oh, text us.
Host 1Oh, yeah.
Host 1What's that text number?
Host 1856-477-1935.
Host 1There you go.
Host 1Text.
Host 1Oh, that's a great.
Host 1Good idea, Duchess.
DuchessOkay, so the two comments in a row, loser shows tits on stream.
DuchessWhoever loses takes off their top.
Host 1Well, I'm okay with it.
DuchessGet ready to lose, John.
Host 1I'm okay with it.
DuchessSounds like you want to see.
Host 1No, see, I would be okay with if Duchess would not, because then I.
DuchessIf we lose, I have to.
DuchessThere's other people I have to explain this to exactly.
DuchessI can't have a knock at the door.
DuchessHe walks in, and I've got no shirt on.
DuchessThat's.
DuchessYou know, it's not happening, folks.
Host 1You could take your top off and have, like, a sports bra underneath.
Host 1They didn't say, you have to show.
Host 1Oh, he did say, show your tips.
DuchessYeah.
DuchessThat's not.
DuchessNo, that's not.
DuchessThat's not gonna happen.
Host 1That's not gonna happen.
Host 1Of course Bob goes there.
Host 1I'll tell you what, if that was the bet.
DuchessTake off my top.
DuchessOff a turtleneck gun.
Host 1If that was.
Host 1So many people root on this from this podcast, rooting for the Eagles that weekend.
DuchessLook, I cheat.
DuchessI even cheered for the Eagles last night because they played the Ravens and those rat birds.
DuchessSo I was delighted.
DuchessEven though they scored at the very end.
DuchessYou guys got a little sloppy at the end.
DuchessThey did get seven more points on you, but you.
DuchessThere was no way they were going to win.
Host 1Right.
Host 1It was like.
Host 1Was it seven seconds left in a game?
DuchessYeah, they got another touchdown.
DuchessYeah, but it was.
DuchessYeah, they weren't even trying at that point.
DuchessThey're like, yeah, so.
DuchessAnd I know I messaged you.
DuchessI said I did a little, like, just a little.
DuchessLike a little flap and then I'm like, I'm good.
DuchessYeah, that was it.
DuchessIt wasn't even like three.
DuchessIt was like a little.
DuchessI'm good.
DuchessOkay.
DuchessIt felt so dirty, like I couldn't do it.
DuchessNo hand flapping for me.
Host 1I.
Host 1Never mind.
Host 1I can't say it.
Host 1All right, so then we get to Sunday and the.
Host 1The Jaguars were playing.
Host 1Who were they playing?
DuchessTexas Texans.
Host 1Yeah, they're playing the Texans.
Host 1And Trevor Lawrence starts.
Host 1Run a big dummy and you have the slide rule.
Host 1Now, here's my thing.
Host 1There, see?
Host 1Again, not that I don't think this guy, he went low, but you.
Host 1Sometimes these guys pretend like they're going to slide, but then they'd stand back up again.
Host 1I've seen Jalen Hurts do it.
Host 1I've seen Holmes do it.
DuchessThere's certain quarterbacks that can do that.
DuchessI've never seen Trevor Lawrence do that.
DuchessNo, I think Josh Allen could do it.
DuchessThere's.
DuchessThere's a few that are like, very, like, That'll spring and flip, like, immediately like that.
Host 1But it does.
DuchessTrevor Lawrence is just a big gork.
DuchessHe's not.
Host 1I know, but it doesn't mean he couldn't do it.
Host 1Well, so in other words, so he goes to slide.
Host 1And this other guy, I don't know, Ally.
Host 1Ali Baba.
Host 1Ali Shamir, I think his name is.
Host 1I've never heard of him.
Host 1For El Shamir.
Host 1Ali Shamir, I've never heard of.
Host 1But what I.
Host 1From what I've seen, he's a really.
DuchessI think.
Host 1There we go.
Host 1Guilty.
DuchessGuilty.
Host 1So he lays a hit on Trevor Lawrence and knocks him the fuck out.
DuchessHe stopped that man from the slot like that.
DuchessWell, you know, it's on replay to watch.
DuchessI thought he helmet.
DuchessI thought it was a helmet to helmet.
DuchessAnd then when you look back, he hit him with his forearm, but he hit him so fucking hard, like, you could just see the head go back.
DuchessLike he slammed into that ground and.
Host 1Like planting your flag on an opposing team logo, a fight ensued.
Host 1So now these big, like five feet.
DuchessFrom Trevor Lawrence, who's like flipping on the ground and they're all stomping around.
Host 1He'S doing the tula twitch.
DuchessI thought they're gonna step on this.
DuchessPoor.
DuchessHe's flopping on the ground like a fish.
DuchessHoly.
Host 1I mean, fighting.
Host 1And so from what I understand, and I don't know if this is true, I haven't got on confirmation, I hear that the.
Host 1He's suspended for the season.
Host 1Like they're throwing him out for the season for this?
DuchessI don't know, because.
DuchessHave they thrown other people out for the season on that?
Host 1I don't know that, but I.
Host 1That's what I heard.
Host 1And again, this was on.
Host 1You can't.
Host 1You know, you got to check your facts.
Host 1You need to check a couple times.
Host 1So this allegedly, they're going to throw him out for the season.
Host 1I don't know.
Host 1But what I am going to show you right now is something that we have because now I can bring up the rumble chat.
Host 1I could have done this on the other one, too.
Host 1So I'll bring up the rumble chat.
Host 1Jody B's over there.
DuchessHey, Jody B.
Host 1So essentially they're playing Basque, trying to bask.
DuchessRead that.
Host 1Yeah.
Host 1So yeah, five more games.
Host 1Yeah, it would be five more games.
Host 1And then why Con Rob says, is that AI Zane?
Host 1Yes, it is.
Host 1That is.
Host 1Yes, it is.
DuchessOkay, right now.
Host 1We can bring the chat up now.
DuchessAll right, so what I.
DuchessI would say with that hit.
DuchessSo I don't know, like, he gave himself up.
DuchessLike he ran and he started to give himself up.
DuchessBut when you slow it down and you look at play by play, like when he starts to slide and the hit very close.
DuchessAnd I'm not certainly saying that that hit was still a shitty, dirty hit.
DuchessAnd for anybody, it was, it was a nasty hit.
DuchessBut do quarterbacks, like, can you hit them like that or is it.
DuchessCan you hit anybody like that?
Host 1Well, back when I played football.
Host 1Well, you could hit a quarterback.
Host 1Yeah, I mean, you could really, really hit a quarterback.
DuchessLike, you could not.
Host 1When I was playing football in high.
DuchessSchool, nobody gave a shit about you guys.
DuchessThat's why right.
Host 1When I was playing football, midget football, I broke two quarterbacks, collarbones because I had a move from the blind side.
Host 1I would leap in the air and I would hook them under the arms and I would arch my chest up and then when we hit, I'd break a collarbone.
Host 1I was.
DuchessThat's Nice.
DuchessOkay.
Host 1Yeah.
Host 1I had to stop doing that.
Host 1They told me to stop doing that.
DuchessStop breaking the quarterbacks, please.
DuchessWe don't have any more.
Host 1Every time.
Host 1Cause the fumble every time.
Host 1Of course.
DuchessThe phone in a blackout.
DuchessLike, I was like, I'm in pain.
Host 1I remember one time I heard it snap.
Host 1It sounded like a chicken bone.
DuchessYeah.
Host 1And everybody was, fumble, fumble, fumble.
DuchessGo.
DuchessGood.
DuchessHe fumbled.
DuchessHe's now also, like, brain damaged from any concussion, broken collarbone, and.
DuchessAnd he fumbled.
DuchessBut to.
DuchessSo again, the discussion is with.
DuchessWith the quarterbacks.
DuchessDid he give himself up?
DuchessWas he far enough where he gave him?
DuchessBecause, you know, sometimes they run and they slide.
Host 1Yeah.
Host 1These guys are flying towards the quarterback.
Host 1How are you supposed to stop?
DuchessHe put his hand up.
DuchessIt was not.
DuchessHe didn't.
DuchessHe didn't, like, try to dive.
DuchessHe put his hand up and he hit him, like, square on the face.
DuchessLike there was.
DuchessYou saw the head go back.
DuchessIt was an intentional.
DuchessThe hit was intentional.
DuchessI mean, I understand that he was right there, and stopping was difficult, but he didn't have to, like, put his hand up to, like, further.
DuchessFurther the damage to it, so.
Host 1Jordan's absolutely right.
Host 1In practice, the quarterbacks wear red shirts.
Host 1You're not allowed to hit them, but during the game time, you're allowed to kill them.
Host 1You're allowed to, like, take them to the ground or.
DuchessI don't know if the elbow is better because Trevor Lawrence is probably.
DuchessWell, he's probably out for the next at least two games, so.
DuchessNot that they're going anywhere anyway.
DuchessIt's Jacksonville.
DuchessThey suck.
DuchessBut, yeah, he's blab, you know.
DuchessWell, that's what he gets for disrespecting my towels.
DuchessSo last season, he all over the Steelers terrible towel, and he's been sucking ever since.
DuchessSo, I mean, I'm not saying he deserved the hit, but, like, just, you know.
Host 1Okay.
DuchessAnd you're playing on the train tracks, everybody, but.
DuchessSo Edward says, I don't know anything about sports.
DuchessWhat the is this?
Host 1Okay, it's not really sports, Edward.
Host 1It's more about fighting and.
Host 1And injuries.
Host 1It was more about fighting and injuries.
Host 1It's not really about sports.
Host 1Sports.
DuchessYeah.
Host 1It's just that they had this big, giant fight as soon as they knocked the quarterback, and he's on the ground twitching like a bass, and they're fighting all over him.
DuchessI know.
DuchessWell, they ejected somebody from Jacksonville, which I thought was a little ridiculous.
Host 1Well, you're not supposed to take your helmet off.
DuchessWell, that's true, I guess you leave your helmet on Dumbest.
Host 1That was the.
Host 1I mean, listen, if I'm gonna go and have a fight with these big giant bruises.
DuchessKeep your helmet on.
DuchessPunch in the face.
Host 1Oh, you have to punch through the mask that.
Host 1Yeah, I've had it.
DuchessYeah, I've seen.
DuchessI've seen.
DuchessI've seen players punch each other in the helmet.
DuchessAnd I don't understand why you're doing that.
DuchessThat's really dumb.
DuchessI think they're so raged up that they're doing that, but they dragged this poor guy off the field with like four police officers, and they're throwing trash at him, which I think he deserves.
Host 1New Jersey would have.
Host 1He would have got hit by him.
Host 1And the police would.
Host 1Got hit with about 20 double or D sized batteries.
DuchessOh, and Philly, for sure.
DuchessYeah.
Host 1So they'd been waiting for him in the parking lot.
DuchessHe was in Buffalo.
DuchessThat pelted him with snowballs like they were doing last night.
DuchessLast night's game.
Host 1Oh, snowball games.
DuchessThat was phenomenal game.
DuchessPhenomenal.
Host 1I didn't.
Host 1I did not watch it because I.
DuchessGot just into the fourth quarter and then I was like, I'm so tired.
DuchessBut I.
DuchessThe last touchdown I saw was.
DuchessWas Justin Allen.
DuchessI'm sorry.
DuchessJosh Allen sailing over with the football into the end zone.
DuchessAnd I see so many memes with him with a Super bowl, the Superman cape and like, hang this in the Louvre and all that.
DuchessLike, it's phenomenal.
DuchessIt's.
DuchessIt was a beautiful.
Host 1I gotta be honest with you, I was watching that game.
Host 1I was getting cold watching that game.
DuchessOh, it's.
DuchessI can't imagine how cold those people were there.
DuchessThey're crazy.
DuchessThe.
DuchessThe stadium was full.
DuchessIt's not like they look like it was empty.
DuchessIt was a full stadium of people.
DuchessThey're sitting on snow banks.
Host 1Yeah, of course they are.
Host 1This is what fans do.
Host 1This is what football fans are.
Host 1Stupid.
DuchessThey were so drunk.
DuchessThere are people there with no shirts on.
DuchessCome on.
DuchessWalked in with no shoes on.
DuchessCrazy.
Host 1Had no shirt on.
Host 1He's diving in snow piles.
DuchessHe was.
DuchessYeah.
DuchessYeah, I was.
Host 1He woke up with frostbite.
DuchessFrostbite on his nips.
Host 1Frosty nips.
DuchessFrosty nip.
DuchessBetter than dusty nips, I suppose.
Host 1Yes.
DuchessThrowback.
Host 1Hey.
Host 1Yes, I'm gonna give a.
Host 1I don't normally do this, but I started watching the show and I think it's a really good show.
Host 1It's called Landman.
Host 1It's the one with.
Host 1I can't.
Host 1I can see his face now.
Host 1I can't think of his name.
Host 1He's got three names he dated.
DuchessOh, that angel.
DuchessAngelie.
DuchessI know.
DuchessBilly Bob Thornton.
Host 1Billy Bob Thornton.
DuchessBoomer Charades.
Host 1Billy Bob Thornton.
DuchessHe's gross.
Host 1Billy Bob Thornton plays the lead character in this and it's got X.
Host 1Well, it's the guy who writes for Yellowstone, Taylor Sherton.
Host 1He writes some of the best dialogue and not.
Host 1And I'll be honest with you, Billy Bob Thornton is the only guy that could play this because it just.
Host 1Billy, he just looks like a dirty.
Host 1Just a dirty, smelly.
Host 1Like you're.
Host 1When you're watching him, you're like.
Host 1You can almost feel like you could smell him through the tv.
DuchessYeah, he played bad Santa.
DuchessHe looks dirty.
DuchessHe looks like he smells.
Host 1I know.
Host 1And then I couldn't believe it.
Host 1He was railing my girlfriend, Laura.
Host 1Laura Graham?
Host 1The one from Gilmore Girls.
Host 1He was railing her in the pool.
Host 1That one.
Host 1Dirty Santa.
Host 1Is that the moment?
Host 1Dirty Santa.
Host 1Remember the one?
DuchessI've never seen Bad Santa?
DuchessNo.
Host 1Oh, okay.
Host 1Well, you broke.
DuchessWho's the.
DuchessThe Gilmore Girls?
DuchessIs that the mom?
Host 1The mom.
Host 1And yeah.
DuchessShe's so annoying.
DuchessI hope he put his foot in her mouth.
DuchessGod, how could you deal with that?
DuchessListen to her.
DuchessHer.
Host 1Oh, my God, I don't even know why.
Host 1How can I even be a co host with you after that statement?
DuchessI'm not a.
DuchessI didn't watch Gilmore Girls.
Host 1What the good lord.
DuchessYou watched Gilmore Girls?
Host 1I loved Gilmore Girl.
Host 1I watched every episode.
Host 1Such a.
Host 1Oh, my God.
Host 1The writing's fantastic.
DuchessI'm sure it's lovely.
Host 1It can't be right now.
DuchessJody, did you watch.
DuchessJody's in the chat.
DuchessI'd like to watch.
Host 1He watched it last night.
Host 1Bad Santa.
DuchessNo, he watched that Santa, Actually.
Host 1I know.
DuchessHe stopped her from talking voice.
DuchessOh, my God.
Host 1So you know what it is?
DuchessI can't.
DuchessI can't.
Host 1It's jealousy.
Host 1It's what it is.
Host 1It's jealousy.
Host 1You're jealous of the character that is Lorelai Gilmore?
DuchessNo, my.
DuchessMy eldest watched Gilmore Girls, and she would put it on, I guess on repeat, and it.
DuchessI.
DuchessThere's no way I could get into that show.
DuchessI don't like those shows.
DuchessI'm just not into them.
DuchessOkay, But I'm glad.
DuchessI'm glad you.
DuchessOh.
DuchessSo Louise says real men do watch Gilmore Girls.
DuchessSo Louise got your back.
Host 1See, I'm telling you, it's a great.
Host 1Besides that, Lauren Graham was hot when she first started that show.
DuchessOkay.
Host 1I mean, smok hot.
Host 1Oh, she was like ditzy crazy right up.
DuchessOh, that's why.
DuchessOkay, you like the crazy.
DuchessIt's the crazy.
DuchessOkay?
Host 1That's the crazy.
DuchessIt makes sense now.
DuchessOkay?
Host 1And I'm just gonna tell you on Land man, his ex wife.
Host 1Billy Bob Thornton's ex wife, crazy.
Host 1And his daughter, crazy.
DuchessNo.
Host 1So.
DuchessSo no wonder you love the show.
Host 1Four episodes right now.
Host 1It's just a really.
Host 1The dialogue is really good, the action's really good.
Host 1It's.
Host 1It keeps, it moves.
Host 1It's really good.
Host 1If you want to watch, start watching a series that I think you'll enjoy.
Host 1Landman is the one.
Host 1Just my humble opinion.
Host 1Watch it and text us and tell me if you don't like it.
Host 1I do like the cray crayons.
DuchessI like them.
Host 1I like them a little.
DuchessJohn's all about the crazies.
DuchessSo Mr.
DuchessDecaf said he binged 14 seasons of Blue Bloods for a few months and it's not even a good show.
Host 1I love Blue Bloods.
Host 1It's only.
Host 1They only got a couple more episodes left and that's over.
DuchessSo.
DuchessIs that the one with Tom Selleck?
Host 1All right.
Host 1Little little known story.
Host 1A little known story is that when I worked for TV Talk, one of the shows that I worked on was the one for Blue Bloods.
Host 1We used to do Blue Bloods.
Host 1And they said to me, he said to me, all right, we're pairing you with this guy from.
Host 1He's from Tennessee and he used to be the morning guy for 25 years on the Christian station in.
Host 1And it was syndicated all over.
Host 1And his name, his last name is Brown.
Host 1I can't think of his first name.
Host 1God damn it.
Host 1I can see his face.
Host 1I can't think of his first name.
Host 1Fuck.
Host 1So sorry.
Host 1The great thing about him was he was so TV Talk.
Host 1You'd watch the show, you'd take notes, afterwards you'd have a 20 minute discussion.
Host 1That's how it worked.
Host 1TV came on and he really taught me how to be like a good co host, back and forth.
Host 1So when he would want me to talk, he'd say, so, John, I'm going to ask you.
Host 1Or he would always prompt me.
Host 1He was so good at it.
Host 1I have yet to pick that up.
Host 1Yet to pick that up.
Host 1But yeah, I love Blue Bloods.
Host 1I did the same thing with Dexter.
Host 1I watched all these seasons of Dexter and then I fell in love with Dexter too.
Host 1It's coming back.
Host 1There's some kind of another season that's really.
DuchessDidn't he die?
Host 1He did die.
Host 1I think it's the kid.
Host 1The kid.
DuchessOh, yeah.
Host 1Kid might be, you know.
Host 1You know the kid's in following in his twitch step.
DuchessYeah, I watched like a couple episodes.
DuchessIt's too.
DuchessI find the guy who played Dexter so disturbingly creepy.
DuchessI can't.
DuchessI can't look at him.
Host 1It's what a serial killer should be like.
DuchessNo, but like as an actor, like I'd seen him on other shows.
DuchessI watched him on Six Feet under when that was on hbo, which I thought was really good.
DuchessBut his character always disturbed me because there's just something so I.
DuchessI don't know.
DuchessI can't put my finger.
DuchessHe's very off putting.
DuchessYeah.
Host 1Shut up, Alexa.
DuchessOkay, so.
DuchessYeah, sorry.
DuchessBut yeah, as it.
DuchessThere's something about him that that's.
DuchessI find very creepy.
DuchessAnd it seemed like it was almost a natural for him to play a serial killer.
DuchessSo yeah, here's a little background story.
Host 1Since you didn't watch the show.
Host 1That creepy guy on the show, the woman that played his sister, Jennifer, Jennifer Carpenter, who played Deb.
Host 1They ended up getting married in real, in real life.
DuchessReally?
Host 1Yeah.
Host 1So I was like, I don't know how I feel about this.
Host 1I really don't know.
Host 1I really don't know how to feel about this.
DuchessBut Michael C.
DuchessHall, that's who he is.
Host 1Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
DuchessThere's.
DuchessHe just.
DuchessI don't know.
DuchessHe.
DuchessI think he was so typecast as the one character for me and it's.
DuchessAnd I watched one episode of Dexter and it was so horrific.
DuchessI was like, I can't.
DuchessIt's one thing to read them, like when you can disassociate, but it's another to actually watch it.
DuchessLike to watch the murder.
DuchessI'm like, it was really like, I'm getting mushy.
DuchessI can't.
DuchessI have a hard time watching them now with Dexter.
Host 1He was a serial killer, but he only killed bad guys.
DuchessYeah.
Host 1Because he had to.
Host 1He figured, look, at least I'm going to take out the bad guys that get away with, with crimes.
DuchessYeah, but he didn't.
DuchessIt wouldn't.
DuchessHe wasn't a nice murder.
DuchessHe was still gross about it.
DuchessIt was still a nasty murder.
Host 1You ended up rooting for him.
Host 1You wanted to see him get away with it.
DuchessWell, because you're happy he's taking care of the b.
DuchessIt's.
DuchessIt's a.
DuchessIt's a justice.
DuchessIt's like an anti hero.
DuchessI get it.
DuchessIt's like Robin Hood, like, except he murdered people.
DuchessWell, and, and very neatly and like very like pre planned like with the bags and the tape and the Whole.
DuchessWasn't John Lith one of the victims?
DuchessYeah, that I think that was the one I watched.
DuchessAnd I was like, no, like just couldn't happen.
DuchessI, I, I think when things get so graphic at this point, I just tune out.
DuchessI'm like, nope, I want to watch stuff that's going to make me laugh and that's it.
DuchessLike, I'll watch cooking shows or happy and dumb guy movies.
Host 1I'm good with wives of whatever.
DuchessNot at one.
DuchessNo.
DuchessAbsolutely not.
Host 1Life.
DuchessNope.
DuchessI There's nothing on Tlce E.
DuchessAll those ch.
DuchessI don't watch that.
DuchessI don't know where the Hallmark channel is.
DuchessI don't watch that.
Host 1All right, so this might be our very last night together.
Host 1I don't know.
DuchessSorry.
Host 1No, it's the reason being is because tomorrow is supposed to be the day that the aliens attack.
DuchessThat's right.
Host 1And green men.
Host 1We'll let this guy tell us about it.
Cliff HighSo wild.
Cliff HighSo this man called Cliff High developed a software program over 20 years ago that scanned the entire Internet and analyzed thematic patterns and language that people were using all over the world to predict the future.
Cliff HighCliffhigh believed in our individual subconscious intuition, but he also believed in our interconnected consciousness that we all draw from whether we're aware of it or not.
Cliff HighSo using a technique that he called predictive linguistics.
Cliff HighLinguistics, he wrote a program that was able to analyze all the keywords and phrases and thematic patterns and assigned them an emotional value.
Cliff HighIt then uses a formula to gauge our emotional tensions and write a report on events that will happen in the future.
Cliff HighNow, these predictions all came with a precondition that Cliff called temporal markers.
Cliff HighAnd that's kind of like a precursor event, like a trigger event that has to happen before the prediction will come true.
Cliff HighSo the pre prediction will not happen until or unless the temporal marker or the trigger event happens first.
Cliff HighSo what did this program predict way back in 2009?
Cliff HighThis is crazy.
Cliff HighHonestly.
Cliff HighThe software program reported of a battle in our skies that got chaotic and out of hand between military jets and UFOs and also interestingly, UFOs against other UFOs.
Cliff HighAnd this would mark the beginning of an era where non human intelligence became a part of our everyday reality.
Cliff HighAnd this was all to take place roughly 39 days after the trigger event happened.
Cliff HighSo after that temporal marker event and that temporal marker event was Donald Trump being interviewed by Joe Rogan, which just happened the other day and is already the biggest podcast of all time.
Cliff HighBut let me explain why this is so wild.
Cliff HighIn 2009, when this prediction was made, Joe Rogan was far from being a household name like he is today.
Cliff HighHis podcast that Joe Rogan experienced had its very first episode in December 2009.
Cliff HighAnd back then it was literally just Joe and a couple of his mates on their webcams in their lounge room.
Cliff HighHe had hosted Fear Factor and he was the commentator for the UFC back then.
Cliff HighBut even then the UFC was way smaller than what it is today.
Cliff HighAnd Donald Trump being the president, was not even in the Conversation in 2009.
Cliff HighHe was just a real estate mogul and the guy from the Apprentice.
Cliff HighThis kind of prediction back then was so far out of left field that it was hardly given any further thought by Cliff himself.
Cliff HighAnd now in 2024, President Donald Trump has just been on the Joe Rogan Experience, the biggest podcast in the world.
Cliff HighAnd at the same time, we have so many military whistleblowers, Harvard lawyers, Stanford scientists, all coming out and saying UFOs and non human intelligence are very real.
Cliff HighAnd that we, the public, need to be made aware of this before it's potentially catastrophically forced upon us.
Cliff HighThe world is so crazy right now.
Host 1Okay, your thoughts?
Host 1Because I know you're a non believer.
DuchessI don't, I don't believe any of it.
DuchessReally.
DuchessNo, no, not really.
DuchessDon't.
DuchessI think people love, love to think it's going to happen, but okay, I guess so.
DuchessSo tomorrow it's all going down, right?
Host 1It's supposed to go down tomorrow.
Host 1Now you say that, but I'm going to play something for you now and tell me what you think about this.
CousinWhat's going on in Arizona?
CousinMy cousin is an air traffic controller in Arizona, specifically at the Phoenix Sky Harbor International Airport.
CousinWhat he's explaining that he saw overnight, especially on radar, is wild.
CousinNow I did actually convince him to make a tick tock and talk about this.
CousinSo hopefully he's doing that today.
CousinAnd I'll just end up tagging him because he has some really clear ass videos that he took from the tower.
CousinBut what he was explaining that he saw on radar was bigger than any airplane he's ever seen.
CousinBut the weirdest part of this conversation is the fact that he said that whatever he saw on radar didn't move at all until literally maybe an hour later.
CousinNow do keep in mind, no flights were canceled.
CousinNobody seemed to be in panic.
CousinBut everybody in that tower and everybody in the airport apparently saw what was going on.
CousinHe said a ton of people in the airport were recording.
CousinSo I guarantee somewhere on TikTok you could find one of These videos.
CousinBut he said that after seeing one appear on radar, he saw dozens more appear on radar right after.
CousinAnd that that said continuously been going on for at least two hours.
CousinTwo hours.
CousinAnd these things just don't move position.
CousinThat's a little weird.
CousinBut then he caught something on video that I really want him to post on TikTok because I guarantee that will go viral in a millisecond.
CousinApparently in the midst of all of these things appearing in the sky, a gigantic triangular object came down right into midst of them, but you can see smaller but still bigger than the lights that had appeared earlier surrounding around whatever this was.
CousinNow his sighting is just one of at least six that I've seen posted on Tick Tock over the past couple of days.
CousinAnd me myself just a month ago in Washington D.C.
Cousini had my own personal experience along with hundreds of other people that were around the area as well.
CousinAnd to me it kind of seems like ironic timing.
CousinI mean, I'm sure we all remember all the.
CousinThat they were talking about at the recent UFO hearing.
CousinSo I don't necessarily know what to believe, to be honest.
CousinBut for my cousin to be an air traffic controller and explain this in the manner of which he did is pretty baffling.
CousinI mean, that's some pretty high tech equipment, you feel me?
CousinBut regardless, I am going to be diving into TikTok today to see if I can find any videos of it because there has to be at least four of them.
Host 1There's a lot of them.
DuchessThere's a lot of.
DuchessSo you watch this guy's.
DuchessThis guy produced proof.
Host 1Well, I forget about that.
Host 1I didn't bring them up because it's just a video of.
Host 1Look at these three dots in the sky in Arizona when he's talking about it from different angles where they're all watching this at the same time.
Host 1So there's plenty of videos out there of this same thing in Washington D.C.
Host 1there's plenty of videos doing this.
Host 1And in your area, North Jersey, they've got pictures of these things just sitting in the sky.
DuchessDrones.
DuchessThey're just drones.
Host 1For an hour they sit there with no noise, no, no, no propulsion, no nothing.
DuchessThey're drones.
DuchessThey have.
Host 1Where are these drones coming from?
DuchessWho knows?
DuchessIt's probably military or they're spying on.
DuchessSpying us on fucking regular citizens or there's some bullshit going on.
DuchessAll right, Honestly, I can't, I can't.
DuchessI don't even.
DuchessThat's just crazy.
DuchessI'm sorry, I just.
DuchessI just don't like they're Just like we're going to come down and just hang out, like right here.
DuchessThe whole airport can film.
DuchessWhy is it not on anything?
DuchessOn any.
DuchessIt's not Fox.
DuchessNot on cnn.
DuchessOn nowhere.
DuchessBut.
DuchessBut it's on Tick Tock.
DuchessBut it's on Tick Tock.
DuchessOkay.
Host 1All right.
Host 1Who controls.
Host 1Who controls the media?
DuchessOkay.
DuchessOh, you're right.
DuchessI'm sorry.
Host 1There's also a video of a guy, of a pilot on the Runway at Heathrow Airport in London and this orb drops down and it's sitting there like four inches above the.
Host 1The tarmac and just sitting there and.
Host 1Yeah, an orb, just like a little orb.
Host 1It's like work from work.
DuchessJust rolled down in his little space.
Host 1Down in his egg.
Host 1Yes.
DuchessOkay.
Host 1And it's sitting there.
DuchessAnd Nobody.
DuchessNobody.
DuchessThere's no security.
DuchessThere's nothing at the airport.
DuchessHe didn't call for help?
DuchessNope.
Host 1Who showed up?
DuchessNobody show up.
DuchessThey might take it like.
Host 1Yeah, they had people at a congressional hearing saying that this is.
Host 1This is happening.
Host 1Bob says it was one of his testicles.
Host 1One of his testicles was leviticus all the way to Heath in London next to an airplane.
Host 1That's quite the trick.
DuchessGoogle had liked our more conference.
DuchessThat's what I.
Host 1When they land, just going to walk out and go, nanu, nanu, nanu, nanu.
DuchessI just, I just.
DuchessThat guy, like, Jody says.
DuchessThat guy says, you feel me?
DuchessLike, no, I don't.
DuchessOkay, don't, don't, don't say that.
DuchessAnd it's.
DuchessI just.
DuchessThis is just.
DuchessI really.
DuchessI just.
Host 1Well, we'll find out.
Host 1I hope you're right, because I don't want to see a war between UFOs and us.
Host 1I don't want to be.
DuchessWell, that's true, but I have a holiday party to go to on Wednesday and Thursday and I don't want to go, so.
DuchessI mean, if something broke out, I'd be cool with that.
Host 1Yes.
DuchessIt'S cool.
DuchessGod, these goddamn holiday parties are a.
Host 1All right, you don't believe it.
Host 1That's fine.
Host 1Okay, I'm down.
DuchessAll right, well, I expect a full report on Thursday.
DuchessThat's all I'm gonna say.
Host 1If we're still here, if we're.
Host 1If we're still alive, if we're still here, we'll see what happens.
DuchessMork and his Orans let it.
DuchessLike.
Host 1What was his.
Host 1What was the name of the planet he was from?
Host 1He was.
DuchessMark from orc.
Host 1Oh, it's from work, right?
Host 1Yeah, but I thought.
Host 1I guess it is work from work.
Host 1Okay.
Host 1I'm with it.
Host 1I'm down with it.
DuchessI don't remember a whole lot, but.
Host 1There was another name of the other planet.
Host 1Maybe I'm thinking of super band with Krypton.
Host 1I don't know.
DuchessWhatever that was.
DuchessThe planet.
DuchessSo there you go.
DuchessYou got it right.
Host 1Remember, he would always.
Host 1At the very end, he would talk to the.
DuchessI miss.
DuchessI miss Robin Williams.
DuchessYeah, that was great.
DuchessOh, there you go.
DuchessMr.
DuchessDecaf says independence Day.
DuchessWell, you know what?
DuchessYeah.
DuchessAt this point.
DuchessBring it.
Host 1What are you gonna do?
DuchessBring it.
DuchessI don't.
DuchessI'm just.
DuchessI just have.
DuchessDon't have the.
Host 1Just run towards the blast.
DuchessNo, run away from the blast.
Host 1Get.
Host 1Get it over with.
Host 1Snow.
DuchessOh, yeah, that's true.
DuchessEnd.
Host 1It just ended.
Host 1Snoke sensing.
DuchessLike in the beginning, when they're on the top of the building party and they're like, welcome.
Host 1Yeah.
Host 1That girl's looking up.
Host 1She's like, oh, this is gonna be.
DuchessWe're gonna be friends.
DuchessNope.
DuchessShe deserved it.
Host 1Good night.
Host 1Night.
DuchessDumb hooker.
DuchessYou had to be like Vivica Fox.
DuchessYou had to be the smart dancer and run the away, right?
DuchessSee, she survived.
Host 1Yeah.
Host 1While he's sitting there and he's like, daddy, Daddy, there's a spaceship outside.
Host 1He's like, yeah, yeah.
Host 1Okay.
DuchessThat is one of my favorite movies.
DuchessI absolutely.
DuchessThat was.
Host 1Oh, that one you like.
DuchessI have a.
DuchessWell, I have a.
DuchessI thought it was well done, and I actually still think it kind of holds up a bit.
DuchessBut my.
DuchessWhat.
DuchessMy favorite part of that was that when I was very pregnant with my eldest daughter, that was the last movie I saw in the theater.
DuchessSo I felt like it really was the end of my independence.
DuchessIt was very symbolic movie for me.
Host 1Wow.
DuchessOh, look.
DuchessEverybody dies.
DuchessI'm like, yeah, well, I saw.
DuchessI saw the movie in, like, 20 minute bursts because I'm like, I have to pee again.
DuchessSo I was like, yeah, pregnant.
DuchessSo.
DuchessBut it was a good movie.
DuchessIt was a good movie.
DuchessI still.
Host 1Welcome to Irf.
DuchessI know.
Host 1All right.
DuchessThat was a good movie.
Host 1As you guys know, I am on that shot which is called Manjaro.
Host 1Since I've been on manjaro, I've lost 90 pounds.
DuchessOkay, fabulous.
Host 1And that's been within a year.
Host 1But it's expensive.
Host 1Even with my insurance, it cost me somewhere around $500 a month, which is not cheap.
Host 1Okay.
Host 1So they are coming out with different types now.
Host 1There's, like, different kinds of it.
Host 1And right now, Biden and Say what you want.
Host 1I know.
Host 1It's like, he's trying to get it covered by Medicare and Medicaid, you know, so.
Host 1So the, the price will come down.
Host 1Cause it's ridiculous.
Host 1Look, there you go.
Host 1Ken Madden says, my wife's lost 105 pounds on Manjaro.
Host 1There you go.
Host 1Congratulations.
DuchessThat's awesome.
Host 1So let me just tell you about.
DuchessThere you go.
Host 1See, I only pay 35 per shot.
Host 1See, that's if you got insurance.
Host 1That's fantastic.
DuchessHe says per box.
Host 1Per box?
DuchessYeah, per box.
Host 1Okay.
DuchessHe was in California, so like.
DuchessWell, no, I lied.
DuchessI'm sorry.
DuchessI'm sorry.
DuchessNot California.
DuchessMy bad.
DuchessSo he's in Wisconsin.
DuchessOkay, that's Aaron.
Host 1There we go.
Host 1All right.
Host 1So here's what it did for me.
Host 1One of the things it did for me was all that food noise and all those cravings and all immediately stop.
DuchessTurns it down.
Host 1Yeah, that turns it off.
Host 1You don't even.
DuchessOkay.
Host 1Like, okay.
Host 1You're like, oh, what's that?
Host 1What's that feeling?
Host 1I guess it's hunger.
Host 1I guess I'm hungry.
Host 1But I'm not sitting there saying, oh, I want to get pizza, I want to get this, I want to get that.
DuchessIt distracts your brain.
DuchessSo you're not like, I'm bored, let's eat something.
DuchessYeah.
Host 1But it's also having an effect on the economy.
Host 1And the reason I say that is because there's a lot of places that take secondhand clothes.
Host 1You know, it's like a consignment shop.
Host 1So what they're finding out is they're getting overloaded with like these big sizes of clothes.
Host 1Like all these extra plus size.
Host 1Yeah, all the plus sizes, they've increased 103%.
DuchessWow.
Host 1Of plus size clothing.
DuchessThat's a lot.
Host 1All right.
Host 1They also say that there's a 12% increase for like XX small and X extra small and small sizes.
Host 1But there's also the decrease for XXL sizes and all.
Host 1I used to say that my shirt size, if it was a movie rating, it would be a kitty porn snuff film.
Host 1There's so many X's.
Host 1Yeah, there's a lot of X's in there.
Host 1But anyhow, I've went down a size so far.
DuchessNice.
Host 1And to me, it really does help.
Host 1It's an amazing.
Host 1It's amazing.
Host 1And it's a tool.
DuchessLike, I think people forget that it's a tool.
DuchessIt's not a way of life.
DuchessAnd people are very judgy about that.
Host 1Fuck them.
Host 1Well, it's, you know, everybody's path is different.
Host 1Well, what I'm saying is when you, when someone's an alcoholic, they send them away for treatment for six weeks.
Host 1You're on drugs, they send them away for six weeks.
Host 1If you have a problem with where you're binge eating or something like that, they got tough.
Host 1Yeah.
Host 1Tough on.
Host 1Get some willpower, eat a salad and take a walk.
Host 1Chubby.
DuchessYou can't not eat people.
Host 1Right.
DuchessIt's.
DuchessIt's not an option.
DuchessYeah.
Host 1Unless you have been in that situation, you don't know what that is.
Host 1You don't understand it.
Host 1That people that live with it all their lives, they under.
Host 1They understand it.
Host 1Yeah.
Host 1Shirt size went down.
Host 1Dick size went up.
Host 1That is true.
Host 1That is true.
DuchessWell, not for me, but.
DuchessCool.
DuchessIt's working for you, though.
Host 1Saying it's.
DuchessSparky says, eat lima beans.
Host 1I love lima beans.
Host 1But so the thing is that they're now they're trying to figure.
Host 1They're starting to try to figure out if they can.
Host 1They're saying, oh, you're going to be on this all your life.
Host 1That's not really true because there's a lot of people that have been on it.
Host 1They lose the weight, they cut back to what they call maintenance dose.
Host 1But so what if this works?
Host 1So fucking what?
DuchessIf this helps people have a healthier, happy life, then I'm all for it.
DuchessIf they're seeing a doctor and the doctors, I'll say on their journey with them and they're just not being stupid and doing shit poorly, I'm 100% for it.
DuchessEverybody's got their own thing.
DuchessNobody is.
DuchessIt's not cookie cutter for every single person.
DuchessIt's not.
Host 1So here's the big deal.
Host 1That among young people, GLP1 prescriptions have went up 600% since 2020.
Host 1And according to a 2024 Gallup poll, 6% of Americans, or 15.5 million people, have used or are using injectable medications for weight loss.
Host 1Food sales have dropped because Morgan Stan Stanley just did a survey.
Host 1The people that are using GLP1 medications, they have went and have eaten fast food 77% less.
Host 1And I'm here to tell you that's 100% true.
DuchessYeah.
Host 1Because I don't go out for fast food anymore.
Host 1And to be honest with you, even when I do, it's, I'm like, this sucks.
DuchessExpensive, Expensive.
Host 1Right.
Host 1They also consume 62% less alcohol.
Host 122% of people said they stopped drinking all together.
Host 1So this is working for a lot of people.
Host 1There's some side effects, though.
DuchessAll right, I have to jump on this.
DuchessHang on, Sparky.
DuchessSays the guy who ate a McRib last Thursday.
Host 1I can eat a McRib.
Host 1What's wrong with eating a McRib?
DuchessWell, because you said, oh, fast food, and then it wasn't.
DuchessHe's busting your chops.
Host 1Yeah, I know.
DuchessYeah.
Host 1Listen, I'm not saying you're never going to eat a Whopper or McRib or anything like that, but I'll just tell you right now, Taco Bell's like dog food to me.
Host 1I can't.
Host 1That used to be my favorite place to eat.
Host 1Can't eat it anymore.
DuchessYou can't afford McDonald's.
Host 1You're paying for.
Host 1Yeah, you can.
Host 1You can.
Host 1I'm not saying you go for it all.
Host 1Hey, listen, I used to eat.
Host 1I'm just say this to you before I got on this medication, before, when I was out of control and you live by yourself and you don't want to cook.
Host 1If you want, you went into my truck, in the back seat of my truck, you could take a trash bag and fill it with all the McDonald's, Burger King, Arby's, Taco Bell.
Host 1You could fill a trash bag with what I eat.
Host 1There's hardly anything there now.
Host 1Matter of fact, Saturday, I took my son somewhere, and he's like, can we get Arby's?
Host 1And we went in and got Arby's.
Host 1I looked, I said, I don't even want any of this crap.
Host 1And I got him Arby's.
Host 1I didn't get anything.
DuchessGood for you.
Host 1So, I mean, it's just.
Host 1It's just the way it is.
DuchessAaron says he's drinking less.
DuchessHis tolerance is gone.
DuchessHe's a cheap date.
Host 1Yeah.
DuchessI found that.
DuchessThat when I.
DuchessWhen I've been losing weight.
DuchessThat's.
DuchessThat's.
DuchessIt's like two glasses of wine.
DuchessI'm like, you know, you get goo.
DuchessIt's ridiculous how that does affect your tolerance, like losing weight, and it's.
DuchessIt's nuts.
DuchessI find them cold easier.
Host 1Well, the other thing is, when Deuce would come over here, he'd make me like, two.
Host 1Two of those old fashions.
DuchessWell, those are murder.
DuchessI couldn't drink that.
DuchessThat was horrific.
Host 1Yeah, I'm loopy.
Host 1All right.
Host 1I say all that to say this because now everybody's having a.
Host 1They're having a shit fit about this.
DuchessOf course.
Host 1Here we go.
Host 1This is our.
Host 1Our friend Jillian Michaels talking about these.
Host 1These drugs.
Host 1Here we go.
Host 1Biden has greenlit millions of Americans with obesity to be eligible to be covered under Medicare or Medicaid coverage for drugs.
Host 1Like Ozempic and etc.
Host 1The Department of Health and Human Services has put forth this costly proposal Tuesday morning.
DuchessIt could cost taxpayers as much as.
Host 1$35 billion over the next decade.
Host 1You know what, how much cost more?
Host 1How much cost for cancer drugs?
Host 1Again, it's fat people.
Host 1Fuck the fat people.
Host 1That's should be the name of the show.
Host 1Fuck the fat People.
Host 1The thing is, it's like one.
Host 1If it costs, you know, again, it's.
DuchessBecause prevention, the prevention needed.
DuchessI'm sorry, I totally just cut you off.
Host 1I'm sorry.
DuchessWhere you're going with it.
DuchessWhat it is is that this may cost that much money upfront, but it's going to save so much more money for someone who is hospitalized for 30 days with diabetes or they have to have surgery to amputate their foot or there's some terrible.
DuchessThere's so many comorbidities.
DuchessYeah.
Host 1Just hip replacements.
DuchessSo much damage.
DuchessHeart.
DuchessYeah.
DuchessAnd just the amount of medications that someone could be on.
Host 1Correct.
Host 1This is what they're talking about.
Host 1This is the bullshit that they're talking about.
Host 1When people.
Host 1Hold on.
Host 1When people are not fat, they are healthier.
Host 1So it bounces out.
Host 1Yeah, exactly.
DuchessCelebrity fitness trainer Jillian Michaels has been.
Host 1Outspoken about her disdain for Ozempic and for other weight loss drugs.
Host 1Here's her take on this.
Host 1What some people describe Ozempic as a miracle drug.
Host 1Let's watch.
DuchessNumber one, they're extremely expensive.
DuchessNumber two, you can never get off of them or you gain all the weight back and then some.
DuchessNumber three, there are significant side effects.
DuchessAnd I encourage you to watch that debate and learn for yourself so that you can make the decision with your eyes wide open.
Host 1And number four, and arguably the most.
DuchessImportant point for today is that the reason that people are having an impossible time with regard to not overeating is because the ultra processed foods you and I were just talking about are specifically strategically designed to undermine our satiety and be addictive.
DuchessAnd this is just one more thing that Bobby Kennedy will hopefully be rectifying when he gets to be the head of hhs.
Host 1I hate her.
DuchessShe is a disgusting person.
DuchessDisgusting person.
Host 1And we'll get back into this because.
DuchessI have so much to say about her response.
Host 1She is.
Host 1She used to be on the Biggest Loser.
Host 1She was one of the trainers.
Host 1And if I'm going to go back to my TV talk days, the one year I did the show about the Biggest Loser and my co host was a woman out of Philadelphia.
Host 1She's the midday girl who does the radio on the country station 9025.
Host 1Her name's.
Host 1Well, her name.
Host 1Her radio name is Nick the.
Host 1Nick the Web chick or something like that.
Host 1But her name's.
Host 1Her real name's Nicole.
Host 1I don't.
Host 1I don't know if I'm.
Host 1I don't know if she usually has name, so I'm not going to use it.
Host 1But anyhow, her real name is Nicole, and we used to do the show, and she was on the show and she won the fourth season.
Host 1I think she finished third.
Host 1So she went through this whole thing.
Host 1So we used to have fights on the show about the way they do things in the bat.
Host 1And I hated Jillian, and I used.
Host 1Every week I would attack Jillian for what she did.
Host 1So it was about that.
Host 1All right, so you said you had something about her.
DuchessSo I'm personally not a fan of hers because I think she very much enjoyed tormenting people.
DuchessI think she was a bit of a bully.
DuchessNow, I never watched the Biggest Loser because reality, I don't want to watch that till I was ready to make my changes and do what I need to do.
DuchessBut I find her particularly repulsive because she's saying this because it's like, Jody had brought this up in Rumble.
DuchessThis taps into her side hustle business of selling cookbooks, promoting all her eating plans and this and that.
DuchessI saw her on Sean Hannity the other night, I think, when I shared this story, and I think I even wrote that she's a piece of shit, because I'm not a fan, because she went on, she's like, well, I don't know why people just can't have organic meals.
DuchessI'm like, because we're all not rich.
DuchessWe don't have cooks and people who fetch food for us.
DuchessSome of us are actually working people who can't afford it.
DuchessNow, do I.
DuchessI'm not suggesting go out and get a Big Mac instead of a dinner, but if there are people who just don't have the time or the ability or the finances to cook organically, like she said, I mean, yes, I think a lot of people would like to, but that's not.
DuchessEverybody has the ability to have a selection of food wherever they go.
DuchessIt's just not possible.
DuchessAnd there's food deserts and all this, that and the other.
DuchessBut I just find that it's.
DuchessIt's her own personal pocket.
DuchessShe's only preaching because of that, because it takes away from her shtick.
DuchessAnd it's like.
DuchessAnd she's the person that goes, well, just don't eat.
DuchessAnd Go for a walk, exercise till you puke.
DuchessThat like, that's her thing.
DuchessAnd I don't.
DuchessI very much disagree with her way of thinking.
DuchessSure.
Host 1You know, so why don't we go back into the way back machine and watch her on the Biggest losers, her greatest hits.
Host 1Bored with a pathetic story?
Host 1It bores me.
DuchessGet on the ladder.
DuchessAre you ready to work?
Host 1Are you ready to work?
Host 1If you quit on me again, you.
DuchessGo home and no one's gonna.
Host 1I'd have punched that right in the face if she got in my face like that.
Host 1I don't care who she is.
Host 1I don't care about the show.
Host 1My.
Host 1My days on that show would have been done.
DuchessI wonder how many food issues she has.
DuchessI wonder if she was like the fat kid growing up.
DuchessYeah.
DuchessBecause her.
DuchessThe way she talked you.
DuchessNow.
DuchessI understand it's reality and reality tv and that's the bullshit you do.
DuchessBut like that to me is so.
DuchessIt's so disrespectful to talk to anybody that way.
DuchessAnd especially somebody having been where the woman she's screaming at having been in that place, and I'm still in that place.
Host 1She's fat.
Host 1Shaming.
DuchessShe absolutely is.
DuchessAnd it's like the abuse that you put on yourself as a big person is.
DuchessYou don't need this psycho bitch to be screaming in your face.
DuchessI would have throat punched her in a second.
DuchessThere's no way I would allow anybody to talk to me that way.
DuchessBut there was a time I would have.
Host 1You know, I understand.
DuchessI would have.
Host 1Michael's favorite meal was snapper and clam.
DuchessYeah.
Host 1But besides that, she's a.
Host 1She's a lesbian.
Host 1Get it?
DuchessChase you.
DuchessNo one here.
DuchessYou scream.
Host 1Boom.
Host 1No, no, no.
Host 1Keep running.
Host 1Get on.
DuchessTen seconds, go.
DuchessDon't stop.
Host 1Go.
Host 1Ten.
Host 1Go, go, go.
DuchessNine.
Host 1Don't.
Host 1Don't go.
DuchessFive seconds.
DuchessKiss.
Host 1Treadmill.
Host 1What the am I here for?
Cliff HighGo.
Host 1Come on.
Host 1Go.
Host 1She'd have caught one in the chops here.
DuchessYeah, she.
DuchessShe definitely would have gotten one in the face.
DuchessThere's.
DuchessYou can't make somebody get on a treadmill who's 400 pounds and then crank it the up.
DuchessYou just can't.
DuchessThat's not how it works.
Host 1She used to make these people exercise until they puked.
DuchessYeah.
Host 1And they would throw up.
Host 1And then she was happy about it.
DuchessYeah.
DuchessI'm sorry.
DuchessLet go.
DuchessTreadmill.
DuchessLast chance.
Host 1She's got a lady by the ankles.
DuchessHer favorite position, favorite way of grabbing them.
Host 1Yeah, right.
Host 1And she's.
Host 1And the lady's like, on her, like, kind of doing.
Host 1What are those things called?
Host 1Planks?
Host 1She's kind of doing a plank.
DuchessPlanks with weights.
DuchessAnd she's pulling up.
Host 1Yeah.
Host 1This broad, I swear to God, she.
DuchessGot a roundhouse with a fucking weight right in the head.
Host 1Yeah, I've heard.
DuchessYeah.
DuchessYou can't talk to people that way.
Host 1She hates this and she doesn't understand it, and she's got a platform.
Host 1Well, why don't they go out and actually talk to people that have used this drug and lost, like 100, 150 pounds, 200 pounds on this drug?
DuchessYeah.
DuchessAnd again, that drug is not.
DuchessAnd they fix.
DuchessIt's not going to fix everything, but it helps people get to where they're going to be able to move and be able to make themselves healthier.
Host 1It's a fix.
Host 1It's a fix.
Host 1You can go on this drug and eat like 800 calories a day and be satisfied.
DuchessAnd not even that's not healthy either.
DuchessThat's not good for your hair.
DuchessIt's not good for your liver.
DuchessIt's.
Host 1When you're that much overweight.
DuchessIt's a fix, but it's a balance.
DuchessYou have to.
DuchessEventually you're going to have to learn to wean that down and eat food.
DuchessYou're going to have to eat like.
Host 1A person eating food, but you're picking.
Host 1You're making better choices because you're not making better choice.
Host 1I don't have cravings.
Host 1Craving for Taco Bell.
Host 1I don't have a craving for pizza.
Host 1I don't have a craving for this.
DuchessRight.
Host 1You know, you don't have cravings anymore.
Host 1You eat to live, not live to eat.
Host 1It's a big difference.
DuchessIt is.
Host 1Huge difference.
DuchessI know.
DuchessI've been.
DuchessI've been.
DuchessBeen very much my.
DuchessThe last time I went to the doctor, she wanted to get me.
DuchessShe wanted to put me on that, and I was very much against it.
Host 1Why?
DuchessBecause I don't.
Host 1Does your insurance cover it?
DuchessI'm sure it does.
DuchessI'm sure.
Host 1Why would you even try it?
Host 1Why wouldn't you try it?
DuchessI don't know.
DuchessI.
DuchessI have a lot of mental struggles about it, so.
Host 1Why?
Host 1What mental struggle?
DuchessI don't know.
DuchessI don't.
DuchessI don't know if I want to be on meds or if I want to just continue to try to do better week.
Host 1You take a shot, you stick it in your stomach, you hit it, and it's done.
Host 1Now, I'm not gonna lie a little for a couple.
Host 1Like when you first start Taking.
Host 1You're a little nauseous for a day or two.
Host 1And when I say a little nauseous.
Host 1Just a little nauseous.
DuchessJust one hit.
Host 1My God.
Host 1I mean, if you, if you, if the doctor prescribes it and your insurance pays for it, why wouldn't you try it?
Host 1That befuddles me.
Host 1Especially someone that's been doing this as long as you have and has to go through all this stuff and you won't even try it.
DuchessYeah, well, okay, I, Yeah, I've got different thoughts on it, but I'm not against it.
DuchessI think if people want to do it and use it, I think it should, but I don't know.
DuchessI'm looking at how far I want to go and do I want to do.
DuchessI don't know if that's how I want to go or not.
Host 1What do you mean, how far you want to go?
DuchessWell, how much more weight I want to lose, so.
Host 1Well, how much more weight do you think you want?
DuchessI don't want to talk, so I'm not, I'll never be happy with my weight, so.
Host 1Okay, so I know you, you starve yourself anyhow.
DuchessNo, I'm not.
Host 1Yes, you do.
Host 1And then you exercise like a fiend.
Host 1So we've talked about this plenty of times and not on this show that I think that you do too much.
Host 1And I think your issue is cortisol because you're all jacked up on caffeine and working out and no sleep and all this stuff.
Host 1Meth is the best weight loss drug.
DuchessOkay.
Host 1But it's not very good for the teeth.
Host 1I understand that part of it, but I, I, like I said, I, I don't know.
Host 1It was a miracle for me.
Host 1I'm telling you, I took that shot the very first time.
Host 1And within.
DuchessI remember we talked about it.
Host 1I couldn't believe it.
Host 1I was like, wow, this is how normal people feel.
Host 1I've never felt like this before.
Host 1I can't ever remember feeling like this before.
Host 1It's, it's insane.
Host 1It is crazy.
Host 1So I, I don't know.
Host 1I would love to see them drop the price on.
DuchessWell, that's, it's the fact that some people pay a lot less.
DuchessThe.
DuchessYeah, it needs to be stabled a stabilized price that's not to charge what you're paying.
DuchessAnd then other people are getting it for like, like Bruce, $35.
Host 1You know, it's like, well, here's, here's something else.
Host 1So let me play this one for you.
Host 1Jillian Michaels.
Host 1In.
Host 1Is in here.
Host 1But just I want to play the first part of it so you can see what I'm talking about.
Host 1In the meantime, there is a new pharma entry into the weight loss drug race.
Host 1Direct to consumer platform.
Host 1Hims and Hers Health announcing today that it will offer an injectable weight loss drug.
Host 1The generic treatment will use the same active ingredient, so called GLP1s and drugs like Ozempic and Wegovy.
Host 1But it will cost a lot less.
Host 1It'll start at $199 per month compared to the thousand dollar plus for Saxenda, Wegovy and Zepbound hims and her stock shooting up on the news.
Host 1But is this all good news?
Host 1Bring in celebrity fitness trainer.
DuchessYeah.
Host 1And health and wellness.
Host 1Yeah.
Host 1We ain't listening to her again with her big fat smile.
DuchessYeah.
DuchessWell, I'm just wondering how she paid for that house.
DuchessScreaming at obese people.
Host 1Exactly.
DuchessSo they cried, right?
DuchessThat's cool.
DuchessI hope she enjoys that, that her method, you know, and I get it.
DuchessLike again, it's played up for television.
DuchessSo she was, I'm sure she was.
DuchessShe seemed like she really enjoyed that character.
DuchessSo if she was like, well, that was just for the show.
Host 1I'm like, no, I don't think so.
DuchessI don't think so.
DuchessI think you're a mean.
DuchessAnd if that's, that's the how you get off on tormenting people, I don't know if I dig.
Host 1She would grab a, she would grab a rope, right, and put it around somebody like a guy that wasn't training hard enough and she would dig her heels in and she would make that guy drag her across the floor.
DuchessWell, like a horse.
DuchessLike she had like a horse.
Host 1And she would dig her heels in and hold back like she was plowing the plow on a field.
DuchessIt's too bad he didn't fall backwards and crush.
Host 1I'm telling you.
Host 1If, like, because it's a shame because I'm telling you, I would not.
Host 1I would have been off the show in about two.
Host 1I would have.
DuchessI think people know what they get them.
DuchessThis is what you get when you sign up for reality tv.
DuchessThat's what the audience wants.
DuchessThat's what people want.
DuchessI think what's sad about it is that people are desperate for help and they're like, I'll go on this show, that'll help me.
DuchessAnd then you walk away with more mental trauma about food.
DuchessLike to me that makes it worse.
DuchessLike, okay, Maybe you've lost £150, but now you're mentally fucked up.
DuchessAbout any kind of food or any nonsense or anything.
DuchessAnd like, God forbid you pick up a sandwich to eat, like in another year, like, how does that, how does that bounce back around in your brain?
DuchessLike, because again, you can, you can lose weight, but it's, it's not the initial, it's keeping it off.
DuchessIt's the lifestyle you have afterwards.
DuchessLike if you decrease your meds or you change or you back off your meds or however, you still have to live your life.
DuchessSo how do you do that?
DuchessSo are you teaching people how to do that?
DuchessOr you're just teaching them ways to, you know, just train till they puke and then like eat salads.
DuchessLike, it's.
DuchessYou can't just eat a salad your whole life.
DuchessYou know, it's like you have to be able to go, I'm going to have a steak or I'm going to have.
DuchessI'm going to have a piece of cake and not beat myself up like I beat myself up.
DuchessBut you have to be able to work around that.
DuchessIt's just people say, oh, Matt, that one meal a day, I can't do that.
DuchessThat mentally, for me, I'm working out in the morning.
DuchessBy 10 o'clock, I am so hungry.
Host 1I understand that.
Host 1And so Jody says to me that I'm peer pressuring you and that's not cool.
Host 1All I'm telling you is how it worked for me.
Host 1It might not work for her.
Host 1The side effects, I know people that have tried it and it makes them violently ill and they can't get past it.
Host 1And to me now I can take.
Host 1I'm on the highest dose right now, and I can take it.
Host 1And I'm.
Host 1I don't even feel sick, you know, I don't, I don't.
Host 1That's awesome though, what I do.
Host 1But I don't have any for like the first three days.
Host 1I have no appetite whatsoever, right.
Host 1Which is when I can really.
Host 1That's when I can really bear down.
DuchessSo what do you do?
DuchessLike, do you just don't eat?
DuchessDo you drink water?
Host 1Well, first of all, you have to drink water with this.
Host 1Because if not, we've talked about the constipation problem.
Host 1It's good.
Host 1Cause we know that discussion.
Host 1But what I do is like this morning I make things like.
Host 1So right now I have this protein, pumpkin protein powder, chia seed pudding thing going.
DuchessOh, it sounds horrible, but okay.
Host 1Okay, so here's what it is.
DuchessThat's all right.
Host 1It's milk.
Host 1It's a pumpkin puree.
Host 1It is two scoops of cinnamon, protein powder.
DuchessOkay.
Host 1A couple shakes of pumpkin spice and that's it.
Host 1You mix that all up and then you put, you pour about a half a cup of chia seeds in a container and then you pour it in there and they swell up and it's like, it's like pumpkin pie filling.
Host 1It's good.
Host 1So I have some of that in the morning and then, you know, and when I say morning, I don't eat until noon.
Host 1And then I stop eating at 4:00.
Host 1So I have that.
Host 1And then I'll have some cottage cheese.
DuchessSo you eat once every 24.
DuchessLike you eat within a four hour window?
Host 1Yeah, within a four.
Host 1So I'm 20 hours off, four hours on.
DuchessWow.
Host 1That's it.
Host 1And I can do that now.
Host 1I could never do that before.
Host 1So whatever.
Host 1I mean, it's okay.
Host 1Don't do it.
Host 1I mean, I'm hoping, like I said, I'm hoping to be able to.
DuchessI think what bothered me about my doctor was that she was just like, I was all ready to discuss it and she's just like, oh, well, here, take these.
DuchessLike, we didn't have discussion.
DuchessShe just was like, immediately went to the drawer to give me drugs.
DuchessLike, we didn't discuss.
Host 1What was she gonna give?
DuchessWell, I wanted to talk more about like, my health and my issues and things that were going like, she, I didn't feel like she knew what I was doing and she just like looked at me and she's like, oh, you need weight loss drugs.
DuchessAnd that's where I was like, pissed about.
DuchessSo.
Host 1Okay, all right.
Host 1Yeah, I, like I said, I think it.
Host 1To me, it's a light, it's a lifesaver.
Host 1I mean, I spent years.
Host 1This will be the first year.
DuchessCould resell them, sell them over here, sell them to John.
Host 1This is the first year that I can remember that I'll weigh less this January 1st than I weighed last January 1st.
Host 1And I'm talking about you.
DuchessThat's awesome.
DuchessThat's huge though.
DuchessI'm really proud of you.
DuchessThat is fantastic.
Host 1Well, it's the drugs.
Host 1Don't be proud of me.
Host 1Invented that drug.
Host 1Well, they're the ones that did it.
DuchessBut it worked.
DuchessAnd you're still using it and you didn't like, stop because I remember you were being, you were not upset, but you were concerned about the nausea and things like that.
DuchessAnd we, I remember we had discussion about it and you're like, I don't know.
DuchessBut you kept with it.
DuchessAnd you know, your doctor's good with it.
DuchessYou see your doctors regularly, so.
DuchessYeah, that's the important thing.
Host 1Exactly.
DuchessYou have your doctors involved on it.
Host 1And I can do things like, okay, so in my house here, if you go, I go up a set of steps and through a couple rooms and I go to my bedroom.
Host 1Before I started this, and when I was at my most weight, by the time I got up to my bedroom, I was so out of breath that I had to sit down.
Host 1My heart was pounding.
Host 1I couldn't.
Host 1So now I go up.
Host 1I can do all that stuff, you know, there's a lot of stuff that I can do now that I never did before.
Host 1I'm not saying never did before.
Host 1I haven't done in a long, long time.
Host 1That's to me what it.
Host 1That's to me what's.
Host 1Like, I don't get on the scale.
Host 1I get on a scale once a month just so I know where I'm at.
Host 1I don't get on a scale.
Host 1I know, because my clothes are loose and, you know, I'm constantly tightening up on the pants.
Host 1And I, I went from once, like, this shirt here is one.
Host 1I didn't get a chance to put my other shirt on because I usually.
Host 1But this one's like, it's like, it's all, you know, it's like I said, it looks like a piece of bacon.
Host 1And I don't get a chance to put my other shirt on.
DuchessThat's a good thing, though.
DuchessNo, it is, like now, you know, like so.
DuchessAnd you can tell.
DuchessSo you feel better.
Host 1Yeah, but I don't like the way that, you know, they're like, oh, well, it's going to cost this.
Host 1This much money and this.
Host 1Yeah, but what about all the money you're not going to have to pay for diet, you know, the diabetes, the heart attacks, surgery, all that.
DuchessYeah.
DuchessNursing homes or any kind of after care.
DuchessLike.
DuchessYeah, it's crazy.
Host 1And also they'll take your stomach and cut it out to where it looks like a banana.
Host 1They'll do that.
Host 1That's plenty.
Host 1They'll pay for that surgery, Right.
Host 1How much does that cost?
Host 1And then for the rest of your life.
DuchessYeah, yeah.
DuchessYou can eat like that much food at one serving, by the way.
DuchessI had that done.
DuchessI had not, not the, the, the stomach removal, but I had gastric.
DuchessThe little valve.
Host 1What's that called?
DuchessYeah, the bypass.
DuchessYeah, it's.
Host 1Now I forget what that's called.
Host 1It was a little thing that you would go around your stomach.
DuchessYeah.
Host 1And then you would pop.
DuchessIt worked for a while until you learned Tricks.
DuchessAnd then, okay, I gained the weight back.
Host 1So my sister, she had this thing where they put a balloon down your throat and then filled it with water, and it was in there so it would take up your snow so you couldn't eat as much.
Host 1And she.
Host 1I forget how long she had it in there.
Host 1And then they had to go barbaric.
Host 1Had to go back down there and then puncture it, let the water out, and then pull it out of her throat again.
DuchessOh, my God.
DuchessThat's.
DuchessGod bless her.
DuchessGod bless her.
Host 1So I said, oh.
Host 1So then me, I'm like, oh, tell me how it works.
Host 1She calls me up in two weeks.
Host 1She goes, do not do this.
Host 1This no sucks.
DuchessThat's awful.
Host 1Matter of fact, she's the one.
Host 1She's lost a lot of weight, but she gets the compound.
Host 1Like, where they.
Host 1The pharmacy does it.
Host 1Like, she buys the compounded type.
Host 1She doesn't buy because it's less expensive.
DuchessYes.
Host 1And.
Host 1And now that.
Host 1That there.
Host 1It's hard.
Host 1She said there's two times.
Host 1Like, one time the pharmacy went out of business, and the second time, the pharmacist died.
Host 1She's like, now what do I do?
DuchessI'm sorry about your loss, but, like, I really need my meds.
DuchessLike, where do I go?
Host 1Yeah.
DuchessYeah.
DuchessSo Sparky's gagging.
DuchessSparky says, I'm gagging, thinking about that.
Host 1The balloon's like.
Host 1You're eating a piece of pizza.
Host 1And the things banging around in there.
DuchessSo how long did she have that in her?
Host 1I want to say she had it in there for two months.
DuchessOh, my God.
Host 1I don't know.
Host 1I can't.
Host 1Again, I don't know.
Host 1And I'm here.
Host 1No, I'm telling Sales out of school.
DuchessNo.
DuchessBut that procedure alone is horrifying.
Host 1I should have said a woman.
Host 1I know.
Host 1I shouldn't have ratted my sister out like that.
Host 1That's.
DuchessAll right.
DuchessWell, we don't know her, but that's.
DuchessGod bless her.
DuchessShe's a strong woman.
DuchessIf she did that, that's a dedication.
Host 1I also have family members that are on the same shot, Manjaro or Ozempic, and they've lost £100 on this stuff, too.
Host 1So it does make a difference.
Host 1The other issue is it takes away your whole pleasure center.
Host 1So there's a lot of things.
Host 1I haven't played poker.
Host 1I haven't played VR poker in months because I just don't have the same thing for.
Host 1You know, you're just, like, at an easy.
DuchessThe addiction, it's the.
Host 1Yeah, it's the.
Host 1Yeah, that.
Host 1Whole.
Host 1That whole rush thing.
Host 1I don't have the need for that anymore, which is weird.
Host 1All right, well, we didn't get to 90 of the things that we were supposed to get to because of this.
DuchessThat's a good discussion, though.
DuchessI've enjoyed this.
DuchessI said it and.
Host 1All right.
Host 1Would you like.
DuchessNo.
Host 1What's that?
DuchessBob says side note.
DuchessHer deep throat game got better.
Host 1Well, I guess.
Host 1I don't know.
DuchessIt is a sister.
DuchessPops, she's sorry.
DuchessShe's gonna murder you.
DuchessOh, my God.
Host 1I know.
DuchessJody says after he got shot, he lost 60 pounds.
DuchessTry eating through your nose for a week.
DuchessYeah, that'll do it.
DuchessThat'll do it.
Host 1Yeah.
DuchessYeah.
DuchessNo, I've enjoyed this.
DuchessI think this is a good conversation.
Host 1No, I did, too.
Host 1But, you know, like I said, we only go for an hour and a half because who's on tonight for Monday Night Football?
DuchessI don't even know.
DuchessI don't even care.
DuchessI don't think I do.
DuchessI care.
DuchessDo I care who's on Monday night football?
Host 1Not 100%.
DuchessKeep talking.
DuchessI'll look.
DuchessI'm looking right now.
DuchessI'm surprised.
DuchessI don't know it.
Host 1All right, so Duchess won't be here Thursday.
Host 1She has.
Host 1I have plans.
Host 1I have a social.
DuchessBrowns and the Broncos.
DuchessWho gives a shit?
Host 1Yeah, who gives a.
DuchessWe can keep talking.
DuchessBob, put it up.
DuchessDenver.
DuchessCleveland.
Host 1Yeah.
Host 1So this coming Thursday, I have a co host.
Host 1And my co host is Edward.
Host 1Edward from Rubberneckers.
Host 1Edward from mi.
Host 1Canceled.
Host 1Edward will be here Thursday night.
Host 1Hopefully.
DuchessI'm sorry, I won't be here.
Host 1Kill him.
Host 1But anyhow, we're going to talk.
Host 1I don't know what we're going to talk about.
Host 1He's like, what are we going to talk about?
Host 1Like, why do I always have to.
Host 1Could you come up with a couple topics?
DuchessYes.
DuchessDeadward.
DuchessDeadward.
DuchessEdward will be here.
Host 1Yes, he will be here.
Host 1It should be fun.
Host 1One of the things we could talk about is how his hero had a homosexual experience with.
DuchessOh, I saw that.
DuchessTwo.
DuchessTwo of those.
Host 1Yeah.
DuchessDipshits.
DuchessWhat are their names?
Host 1Yeah.
Host 1His wife divorced him.
Host 1Destiny.
Host 1Because she kept saying his.
Host 1His dick tastes like shit.
Host 1But that might have been the first clue.
DuchessYeah, well, I wonder why he did.
Host 1We'll see what happens.
Host 1I don't know.
Host 1Edward might surprise me and show up as a character.
Host 1I don't know, but I'll go with it.
Host 1Whatever happens, he's gonna be.
DuchessOh, what was the one with the squeaky voice?
Host 1Well, you have the king of the simps.
DuchessYeah.
DuchessThat wasn't him.
Host 1And then you have Eugene.
DuchessEugene, Eugene.
Host 1Yes.
Host 1King of the simps.
Host 1And then.
Host 1Is there someone else, too?
Host 1I can't remember.
Host 1Who else.
DuchessGoogle head remembers.
Host 1I'll never forget.
Host 1As long as I live, I'll never forget Eugene.
Host 1Trust me.
DuchessBallistic.
DuchessHoly.
DuchessNo, it was.
DuchessThat was some crazy.
DuchessI'm telling you.
DuchessBut I.
DuchessI enjoyed our discussion tonight.
DuchessI think that whole.
DuchessThat, man.
DuchessWhen I.
DuchessWhen I saw Jillian Michaels on.
DuchessIt was Friday night, and I just remember watching that, thinking, like, what a privileged.
DuchessLike, I just.
DuchessI just could not get past like, how much, like, as soon as I saw her on the screen, like, the.
DuchessLike, it was such an immediate revulsion.
DuchessWhen she popped up, I was just.
DuchessI was livid.
DuchessI was yelling at the TV like it's a football game.
DuchessShe just made me so angry.
Host 1You know, she's a judgy mc.
Host 1Judgy pants about this stuff.
DuchessSo.
Host 1I mean, if you're nice and skinny like Megyn Kelly or someone like that, she's your best friend.
Host 1But if you're.
DuchessOf course, well, she makes her money.
DuchessShe's.
DuchessThat's, you know, right.
Host 1If you're a pudge.
Host 1If you're a pudgy like me, she's got no time for it.
DuchessYeah.
Host 1All right.
Host 1Since it is Monday night, are we doing the podcast shout outs?
DuchessWe should do the podcast shout outs.
Host 1I have them here so you can start it off.
DuchessAll right.
DuchessI should probably open my notes because I was not looking.
DuchessI was trying not to look at my phone.
Host 1Why send the notes?
Host 1You're supposed to be looking at the notes.
DuchessI know.
DuchessWhat?
DuchessWe were talking.
DuchessWhere are the notes?
Host 1Jesus Christ.
DuchessOh, don't get all fussed.
Host 1Well, I mean.
Host 1Good one.
DuchessIt's a podcast.
DuchessRelax.
Host 1No, I.
Host 1I understand it's a podcast.
Host 1I get.
Host 1It's a podcast, but I make because I wasn't prepared.
DuchessWell, do you want me to sit and look at my phone while we're talking?
Host 1No, no, no.
Host 1But you should be able to see what's going on here.
DuchessWell, I know, and then.
DuchessThen you brought it up, and then I just didn't have my phone open.
DuchessI'm sorry.
DuchessIt's so grumpy.
DuchessGood Lord.
Host 1Okay.
DuchessAll right.
DuchessWould you like me to start, or would you like to start?
Host 1Hang on a second.
Host 1I just want to show something.
Host 1So here's the thing.
Host 1This is what I do.
Host 1Okay.
Host 1Here's.
Host 1Here is, like, all the topics, what we're going to talk about.
Host 1Fun, facts, all the stuff.
DuchessAnd for the Folks who are able to see this.
Host 1Yes.
Host 1All the.
DuchessJohn's showing off his notes.
Host 1Showing you our notes.
Host 1There it is.
Host 1There's all the podcast shout outs and all.
Host 1You didn't get to.
Host 1Okay, all right.
Host 1I'm just saying I do this, I send it to you.
DuchessI know.
DuchessI've looked at it.
DuchessI looked at it all day.
DuchessI was prepared.
DuchessAnd then when we're talking, I'm not looking at it because I don't.
DuchessI don't have an Apple computer.
DuchessI don't have notes up on my computer, so I have to look at it on my phone.
Host 1Okay.
DuchessSo while we're talking, I'm not looking at my phone.
Host 1Okay.
DuchessOkay, Gotcha.
DuchessAll right, just checking.
Host 1Do you have your.
Host 1Do you have your notes up now so we can do the podcast?
DuchessI have the notes out.
DuchessThank you very much.
DuchessI'm sorry.
DuchessSo glad you're checking.
Host 1All right, you start.
DuchessOkay.
DuchessBrand X podcast featuring John and Deuce.
Host 1Yep.
Host 1Gonna be January.
DuchessJanuary.
DuchessStay tuned.
DuchessMake sure you subscribe and you follow.
Host 1Stay subscribed for.
Host 1You know, just say subscribe.
Host 1All right?
Host 1And say if you're.
Host 1If you also listen to Jamingo Ranch, stay subscribed to that.
Host 1Every once in a while, I might throw something out there.
Host 1You never know with me.
Host 1We'll see what happens.
DuchessHe says I'm being respectful.
Host 1Respectful or disrespectful?
Host 1I don't know.
DuchessI'm being respectful.
DuchessHow dare you.
DuchessGood Lord.
Host 1The TNA podcast with Jason Roach and Sam Hall.
DuchessShitty Song of the Week with Red and Teresa.
Host 1And then I shake my head with Lisa and Sam.
Host 1That was.
Host 1They also talked about me eating the McRib.
Host 1They're very jealous.
Host 1They don't get the up in Canada.
DuchessThey could come to New Jersey and I'll be happy to show them around.
Host 1When Samantha was here, McRib was in town and we all.
Host 1We both of us ate one on and we videotaped it and sent it to Lisa.
Host 1Just.
DuchessOh, Lisa must have been out of her mind.
Host 1All in the wounds.
Host 1Yeah.
DuchessDid Sam like it?
Host 1She said it was okay.
DuchessYeah.
Host 1Are we going to be on the Shitty Song of the Week?
Host 1Do you know anything?
Host 1Have you heard anything?
DuchessThey said for most likely January, but Teresa did not give me a date.
DuchessI have not asked her about it because they were just closing up with Shitty Song of the Year.
DuchessSo they're getting through that.
DuchessSo I'll send her playoffs.
DuchessPlayoffs.
DuchessWell, they're at the finale now, so I think that'll be dropping soon.
Host 1I can't wait.
DuchessI Can't either.
DuchessI'm excited.
DuchessTurd.
Host 1All right, you're up next.
Host 1There.
DuchessThe Weathered report with Bruce, Jason, and Ken.
DuchessAll of them.
DuchessJason has a website, so it's horrible designs, and Ken has Mad K Studios.
DuchessI definitely encourage you guys to check them out.
Host 1Okay.
DuchessAs well.
Host 1All right, the PO Boys podcast with Jody B.
Host 1Now, I hear he has two in the tank, but he hasn't put them out yet.
Host 1Also, they've been having some issues with a podcast with a hum.
Host 1Audio hum from their 1965 mixers that they still.
Host 1So we were working on that the other day when.
Host 1I say we was Mike from WFOD and Jody.
DuchessNice.
DuchessSo you're getting there.
DuchessHopefully it'll work out.
Host 1We'll see.
DuchessOops.
DuchessHang on.
DuchessThere we go.
DuchessThe Fine Whining podcast with Mike, Jerry and Cheese.
DuchessThey've been quiet lately, so they even.
Host 1Put one out anymore.
Host 1Should we take them off at the list?
DuchessI have reached out to Jerry, so I will talk.
DuchessI will keep you updated.
Host 1Jerry.
Host 1Jerry.
DuchessWhere's Jerry?
Host 1Yes, Jerry.
Host 1Does he still do that stupid show that he did by himself?
Host 1The.
Host 1Whatever it's called?
DuchessI haven't seen any updates lately.
Host 1Okay, so that's enough.
DuchessI know he's been working quite a bit, so he's.
DuchessHe's had ridiculous schedule.
DuchessI'm not sure what Mike and she.
DuchessI haven't seen Mike around either.
DuchessI think he popped into Discord like a month ago.
DuchessRight?
Host 1Yeah.
Host 1These kids today, they just dropped things.
Host 1Like.
Host 1Like, you know, it's like they have lives and girlfriends and.
DuchessHow dare they.
Host 1Yeah.
DuchessWhat?
Host 1You crazy?
Host 1The.
Host 1My.
Host 1The.
Host 1My.
Host 1My show.
DuchessThere you go.
Host 1With Moriety.
DuchessWith Mariah.
Host 1Mariah, yes.
Host 1So it's Mariety.
Host 1With Mariah.
DuchessYes.
Host 1All right, so here also, I found out that Duchess, Mariah and this other guy, Bo Dip.
Host 1What's his name?
Host 1Bo Slip.
DuchessEvan and Tom.
Host 1Well, which one's Boss Dip?
Host 1That's in our Discord?
Host 1What's his.
Host 1Which one's he?
DuchessI don't.
DuchessWell, that's Moriah Bog Flip.
Host 1Oh, that's Mariah.
DuchessYes.
Host 1Jesus.
Host 1Okay, so you were on the Bible show.
Host 1They re.
Host 1Resurrected Christ.
DuchessOh, yeah, I see.
Host 1A Bible show.
DuchessYeah, the who's Right podcast did the Bible show.
Host 1Right.
Host 1And then they quit because.
DuchessWell, they stopped doing it.
DuchessSo it was Mariah's.
DuchessI think it was Mariah's baby at first.
DuchessAnd then they.
DuchessShe gave it to them, the idea to them, and then they stopped doing it, so she took it back.
DuchessAnd then she does it with Tom, who's like the tree man, Tom.
DuchessHe does a lot of voice.
DuchessHe has an amazing voice as he does.
DuchessAnd Evan.
DuchessSo he's.
DuchessHe's the other fellow on there.
DuchessAnd they.
DuchessThey were a lot of fun.
DuchessSo they invited me on to be a guest and they've never.
DuchessThey haven't had a guest on.
DuchessSo this was the first episode with a guest, so I just kind of hit the ground running.
Host 1Which.
Host 1Which chapter and verse of the Bible did you talk about?
DuchessThey talked about it.
DuchessI just kind of weighed in on.
DuchessOn the discussion.
DuchessThey.
DuchessThey did more of a deep dive, but they're on chapter 16.
DuchessChapter 16.
DuchessI don't know.
Host 1Chapter 16 of.
DuchessI don't know.
Host 1Okay, I'm sorry.
DuchessNo, I don't.
DuchessI just.
DuchessI truly don't.
DuchessI don't recall.
DuchessSo it's my bad.
DuchessBut it was a lot of fun.
DuchessThey were riots, so.
DuchessAll right, our topics.
DuchessWe didn't even start the show, I think until about almost 30 minutes in.
DuchessSo it was fun.
Host 1Sounds amazing.
DuchessOkay, so next podcast is shooting the Shiznit with Brian Trammel.
DuchessI might be on that tomorrow night.
DuchessJust for.
DuchessHe does that five minute.
Host 1Oh, you're doing a five minute thing.
DuchessYeah, I'll do.
Host 1Says Leviticus.
Host 1Leviticus.
Host 1Thank you.
DuchessThank you.
DuchessMy bad.
DuchessJoanie knows.
DuchessJen knows everything.
Host 1The Bromigos podcast with the Undercover Brother, Panama Red Newman from the Seinfeld show and Coach something.
Host 1And who did I miss?
Host 1Matt.
DuchessMatt.
Host 1Undercover Brother.
Host 1He's the Undercover.
DuchessOh, okay.
DuchessI just.
Host 1The Undercover Brother.
DuchessI know.
Host 1He's a.
Host 1He's a wigger.
DuchessOh, my.
DuchessIt's Matt.
DuchessMatt Mish.
DuchessThe MI cancel podcast with Deadward Edward.
DuchessDeadward Edward.
Host 1You know, so every Friday morning I wake up, I live for them.
Host 1Pick up my pod as I brush my teeth and take my morning constitutional.
DuchessYeah.
Host 1You know, and take a shower.
Host 1I turn on the MI canceled podcast to listen to how many times I'm talked about, because I'm that way.
DuchessLiterally the beginning of the show almost every single time.
DuchessHe starts off with John Jamingo.
Host 1Right.
Host 1And then I fast forward through his song until I get to the meat and potatoes of the show.
Host 1And this Friday I go there and there's no Am I canceled.
Host 1Apparently we have a graduate.
Host 1A graduate from college.
Host 1He had take.
Host 1Taken his finals for his last semester.
Host 1So he's.
Host 1Now he's got to go out in the working world.
DuchessI'm thrilled for him.
Host 1Yeah, I'm very excited for him too.
DuchessSo I can't wait for this week then.
Host 1Right.
Host 1And then we have the WFOD podcast with Mike and Travis and drunk.
Host 1Always a good listen.
Host 1Yes, I enjoy, I enjoy the very first part until they get to the interview.
Host 1And I, I'm very, very finicky about the podcasts I listen to.
DuchessYou are.
Host 1But this is what I will say about FOD podcast.
Host 1Mike does a great job of.
DuchessOh, his production is ridiculous.
Host 1Yeah, he has a really, really good.
Host 1Sometimes I think he leaves out there too long.
Host 1Like, the music and all.
Host 1It's a little too long, and I don't understand why there's a break.
Host 1This is a podcast.
Host 1I don't get it.
Host 1But whatever.
Host 1It's his, you know, it's his style, and he's been doing it forever longer than I have.
Host 1So it's like a show.
DuchessIt's a regular show.
DuchessIt's almost like a commercial.
DuchessThen he does little commercial spot.
DuchessHe does spots in it.
Host 1It's cute.
DuchessYeah, I like it.
Host 1I, I.
DuchessAnd then when it ends, you got to go all the way to.
Host 1Gotta go.
Host 1Yeah.
Host 1There's always a little nugget.
DuchessThere's always a little something, something there.
Host 1Easter egg there at the end.
Host 1You gotta go work.
DuchessAnd I was shocked.
DuchessI was in it because I was listening.
DuchessI went, wait, what?
DuchessI had to go back.
DuchessI was like, what the.
DuchessYeah, I was not expecting that.
DuchessIt was just some little.
DuchessIt was just like a.
DuchessI could barely hear it, but I was like, that sounds familiar.
Host 1Yes.
Host 1So, all right, everybody, I guess that's it.
Host 1Do we have anything else that we want to do?
Host 1Can I find my.
DuchessI have to have Josh send you the.
DuchessOh, you know what, do you want me to wait?
DuchessDo you want to wait a week to do the week walk?
Host 1I'll message him and I won't know what to say.
DuchessAnd then we'll.
DuchessSo I'll ask him to delay it a week, and then Monday, we'll still do the podcast shout outs.
DuchessAnd then, yeah, Thursday, if we're still.
Host 1Here, we don't know.
Host 1We could all.
DuchessIf we survive the alien attack, survive.
Host 1The alien wars of 2024.
DuchessAlien wars.
Host 1So, yes.
Host 1I can't.
Host 1Where's my music at?
Host 1That goes.
Host 1Where's my boomer bunker?
Host 1See if this is it.
Host 1Look at that.
DuchessRemembered how to use all this?
DuchessWell, I've enjoyed using Streamyard.
Host 1Okay, good.
Host 1I'm glad you're happy.
DuchessWhat do you think?
DuchessWere you happy with it?
Host 1It's fine.
Host 1It wasn't as bad as I thought it would be, but, you know, I practiced a little bit.
Host 1I've set things up you know, I have my little QR code up here in the top left corner.
DuchessTakes you to the folks on their phone.
DuchessThat'll work for them.
Host 1It was nice not looking at the chat because I don't know, I wasn't distracted by the chat.
Host 1And I look over and there's 376 comments.
Host 1So thank you so much for everybody that hung out here today and was commenting.
Host 1Love it.
Host 1Love the fact that Duchess is now in charge of the comments.
Host 1So did your comment then go up on the show?
DuchessI tried, folks.
DuchessI'm sorry.
DuchessDo my best.
DuchessWell, be better chat and just remember.
DuchessYeah.
DuchessSo the.
DuchessSo the bet that John and I might make in two weeks for the Eagles Steelers game.
DuchessText us or email us.
DuchessWell, text us or leave us a voicemail.
DuchessYour suggestions for bets.
Host 1All right, so here's, here's.
Host 1Okay, so there's a couple things.
Host 1If the, If I.
Host 1Okay, if I lose, then I have to eat the cranberry sauce out of a can.
DuchessOh, yeah, and then you lose.
Host 1You have to eat fried scrapple.
DuchessI'm not eating scrapple.
Host 1I can't.
DuchessI'm not.
DuchessWhat kind of calories that is, dad?
Host 1All that fat, you know, just like the half a piece.
Host 1It can't be that much.
DuchessOh, no, no.
DuchessYou can send suggestions.
DuchessWe'll think up something.
Host 1Okay.
Host 1There we go.
DuchessFollow us like us.
DuchessSubscribe.
DuchessYou know where to find us.
Host 1All that good stuff.
Host 1Where's the brand?
Host 1So I can throw this out here.
Host 1All right, everybody, if you ran out of music, just want to say goodbye.
DuchessBye.


















