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Sept. 3, 2026

The Great Cookie War | 445

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Nobody was safe in Episode 445 — not Oreos, not Congress, not the mainstream media's talking points. John and the Duchess turned a story about South Carolina banning candy from food stamps into an all-out brawl over whether name-brand cookies are worth the extra buck, and the chat had a name for it before the segment even ended: The Great Cookie Wars.

But this is still Boomer Bunker, so the real world didn't get ignored. A Times Square stabbing ended in a police shooting that even NYC's own mayor had to praise. A Los Angeles podcaster got indicted for allegedly threatening to assassinate the president. And a father whose daughter was left disabled by an undocumented driver stood in front of Congress and told Democratic lawmakers exactly what he thought of their sympathy — on camera, no apology. Canada's Prime Minister, meanwhile, is refusing to talk trade until "the memes stop." You can't make this stuff up, and we're not going to pretend it's normal.

John and the Duchess also didn't hold back on the Gloria Steinem news, the fight over trans athletes in women's sports it turned into, or a certain 24-hour Bushwick "sex camp" story that had to be heard to be believed. Come hang with people who say what they actually think, not what a network tells them to.

Topics Covered:

  • Cookie Wars: Store Brand vs. Name Brand
  • Trump's Approval Ratings and 2027 Impeachment Chatter
  • Texas Senate Race: Talarico vs. Cornyn
  • Trump Tweet, Read by Kate
  • Mark Carney: "Stop Doing Memes" Trade War
  • NYPD Shooting After Times Square Stabbing
  • LA Podcaster Indicted for Threatening Trump
  • Dalilah Coleman's Father Testifies Before Congress
  • South Carolina's SNAP Candy and Soda Ban
  • Listener Voicemails
  • Bushwick's 24-Hour "Sex Camp"
  • Gloria Steinem's Death and the Trans Athletes in Sports Debate

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00:00 - Introduction

02:07 - The major chatbots go down

04:43 - Play the White House arcade games

08:50 - The controversy over Trump's dollar coins

17:49 - Ralph launches a daily podcast

23:48 - Predicting Trump's political downfall

30:51 - Trump tweets read by Kate

32:56 - The escalating trade war with Canada

36:57 - Debating Canada's healthcare system

39:48 - Protect regular people from violent threats

51:11 - A podcaster faces charges for threatening Trump

54:14 - A father confronts lawmakers over his daughter's injury

01:05:07 - South Carolina restricts junk food purchases with SNAP

01:09:05 - The great Oreo wars

01:24:02 - Inside a 24-hour sex camp

01:31:31 - Listener voicemails and filthy jokes

01:34:16 - Gloria Steinem, women's rights, and trans athletes

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