TitTok | Episode 286

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Hey, everybody.

Welcome in to the Boomer Bunker Monday edition.

Dutchess, how you doing?

If you recovered from your packers loss.

Well, I don't care about Packers.

I'm sorry.

Steelers loss.

Steelers lost.

I'm a little devastated.

All packered up.

It was.

It was a.

It was a rough night at my house on Saturday night.

It's nothing.

You know what?

I don't know what's worse.

Getting blown out or being close and losing it right at the end.

Cause you gotta suffer through.

I don't know.

What do you think?

So I'm all about the competition, so I love watching the teams fight it out, especially when they're evenly matched.

So it's a great game.

I would be sad if my team lost that way, but at least I knew they put up a fight, right?

We did not.

So we.

We just kind of rolled over and be like, here's our belly.

And the Ravens were just like, thank you, and just ripped us apart.

It was just.

We tried.

We tried.

We got a couple points up on the board, but it was just.

I think the Ravens were just tired.

But the defense shouldn't have been tired because they were barely on the field.

How the offense kept scoring points.

Our defense was wrecked.

I mean, there was just no.

There's just no way that we could do this.

Do we have some company in the house?

You know what?

It looks like we have a bunch of people that came over from.

Of soft weeklies here and he said that, you know, see, I've been having a.

I don't know, like a little Twitter battle with steel.

Back and forth with steel toe.

Yeah, I've noticed.

Aaron M.

Hall M.

Holt and.

Well, basically, I know this isn't really part of the.

What we talk about, but apparently they're having something out in Vegas called Hackamania.

It's where a bunch of dabble verse people go to meet your hacks.

Yeah, well, I wouldn't call them hacks, but they go out there to meet, you know, shows you don't like.

Like Carl from Watp.

Well, I don't watch them.

And the Potato Carter, Cardiff Electric and.

You know, they all go him amusing occasionally.

Yes.

They go to congregate.

So apparently Aaron Imholt, I guess somehow there was supposed to be a boxing match.

He's like, I'll take on all five of you.

Oh, you know, And I'm like, this is bull.

I knew it was bullshit.

He's never gonna fight anybody.

He's.

He's the.

I'll tell you what, he is the tallest, doughiest white boy, like, for somebody that works out in boxes.

Now, listen, I know I'm a physical specimen, but.

But I'm not one of trains and boxes and shit.

So anyhow, they all right.

Soft.

I understand.

Oh, yeah.

I hated steel toe first.

I was the first one.

All right, I get it, okay?

It's all good.

So boys, they don't need to fight.

So they're sitting there and the next thing you know, he's like, whoa.

So then, like, he wanted to fight Patrick Melton from No1.

No1 likes onions.

Carl from who are these podcasts?

The Puppet Tuki.

Just a bunch.

He was like five, right?

Yeah, five of them.

He's gonna fight.

Okay, so they're like, we're in.

We'll do it.

Let's do it.

And he's like.

So then he's like, well, you gotta get a boxing license and you have to have a physical.

No, because what man says I'm gonna box and then says, oh, we have to do this is his way out.

Oh, because I don't, I don't want to get suspended because I teach kids how to box and I, I.

He's got already in enough trouble.

I suppose he shouldn't be here.

I mean, so I just said, what pussy says?

Oh, you gotta get a box.

Just go out and fight.

If you're going to fight, fight.

Listen, I understand.

Put gloves on so you don't kill each other.

This is what cracks me.

Yeah, you're not like.

It's not brisk knuckles, right?

It's just a boxing match.

Most of the podcasters that are in this dabble verse are the most out of shape.

I mean, nobody's boxing.

It sounds like I could fight them.

Let's not get crazy.

Well, now you're gonna do more than.

Some of these guys, I'm sure.

But you're falling into it.

You're falling into like, oh, I'll fight them.

No, no, no, I didn't say I would fight him.

I said I could, but I'm not going to, right?

I'm not fighting men.

You nuts?

So you were gonna fight Eric the other day.

You're gonna go out and fight Eric?

Well, he's close to my height.

He's like that much taller than me.

I get it.

We're talking about Eric Zane, so.

No, we're not.

Anyhow, so we, you know, and then all of a sudden like this is the way he backs out.

He backs out of the fight, which we knew.

And who didn't know he was going to back out of this fight?

It's just a way of him to be able to get some likes.

And listen, they do a show on Fridays called this Little Piggy about all the nonsense that goes on on Steel toe morning show.

It's ridiculous.

Today his co host Johnny, the guy with ms, he's got the flu and instead of taking the day off, he comes in with the flu.

So he's, he's coughing and hacking and whatever, I mean, whatever.

It's a show.

So anyhow, back to NFL.

Thanks for coming in here soft and thanks for dragging a few of the dabble verse guys in.

Always nice to see new folks as well as our regulars.

Thank you.

Hey, listen, these guys are the guys from the dabble verse are brutal.

You don't want them in this chat.

They'll come in here, I'll be fat, you'll be old.

You know, we're all dumb.

I mean, listen, they are champion trollers.

Hey, they made Aaron's wife quit.

They basically trolled her so hard she quit.

And then I get, I get a bunch of shit because at the time I was a fan of Steeltoe.

And then I said, who knew the best part of Steeltoe would leave and start fucking a coked out lawyer?

Oh, leave the show.

Damn.

That's the best part of the show that left.

That's one thing I hate about the dabble, right?

It's one thing I hate about the dabble verse.

They drove her away from the show and now the show blows.

Wow.

And then she does too.

Just a.

A lawyer from Minnesota.

Damn.

She's a, she's part of a throuple.

Well, if they're happy, that's all that matters.

So tonight with the Eagles, it's going to be a pretty good game tonight.

It's going to be.

Detroit Lions versus the Rams.

I don't know who I'm voting.

The Viking.

It's the Vikings.

What did I say?

The Rams.

The ra.

I'm sorry.

It's the Vikings and the Rams.

See, this is what happens when you get old.

It's the Vikings and the Rams.

I don't know who I.

Like I said I really don't care who comes to Philadelphia.

Okay.

I don't know.

Softs over there.

Is he.

Is he drunk yet?

Usually soft.

It's fine.

I'm sorry.

It's.

Thank you.

Soft you're being.

It's like 5:30.

I'm sure he's into his second six pack of beer course.

Coors Light.

Skull.

I like Coors Light.

It's the worst beer I know, but.

It'S like water calories.

It's horrible.

But I would.

So I'm gonna address the Lions.

My ultimate pick for super bowl is Bill's lines.

So I'm just saying.

Okay, so that's gonna be a great game.

Yeah.

Except the Lions aren't gonna make it because the Eagles are gonna beat either the Rams or the Vikings.

Sure.

And then they'll go in and play the Lions.

Listen, I'm telling you right now.

Don't.

I don't.

Don't get me wrong.

I think the lines have a really.

Good lines Been amazing.

This has been a.

But they're hurt.

They're.

And you know something, everybody.

They're still fucking winning.

Yeah, they're bringing them back.

All right.

But you know, the Eagles does.

The Eagles defense is no slouch.

I mean, they basically killing it.

They held the.

The packers to 10 points.

I mean, because they kept fucking losing guys.

They kept murdering them on the field.

I mean, how many did they roll off the field?

Well, one of your guys got trucked out.

So what are you telling me again?

And he's done for the season, by the way.

Yeah.

The Eagles defense took out three of their wide receivers.

Okay.

And one of their linebackers.

I mean, they were carting them off.

It was like a body bag game.

Well, luckily for you, the defense was doing it because the offense wasn't really killing it.

Yeah, I know.

That's one thing that bothers me right now.

Your quarterback was like chucking in the dirt.

You know something?

I watched some of the.

I mean mine weren't doing great either.

But the next gen stats I was watching, nobody was open.

They could.

It wasn't like Jalen Hurts.

He had nobody to throw to.

They were all covered.

So I'm now I'm looking at the offensive coordinator.

I'm like, dude, they.

They know what you're doing before you even do it.

You're gonna have to switch it up, do something.

They got to change the plays up.

They tried that.

They tried it with the Steelers.

It seemed that it's.

It didn't seem to be run, run pass, run, run pass, which seems to be their standard.

And then like 4th down punt, you know, like, it was just the same Latherins repeat.

They kept giving it to Naji Harris.

They just murdered him over and over and over.

So at least they were passing it.

But when they.

When the game opened with the first path pass to Muth and he dropped it, I'm like, we're done, like, right there.

I'm like, game over.

Like, I don't even know why I'm watching.

And I love them.

And I was just like, this is how it starts.

Like, they opted to receive.

I get it.

Why?

Why?

But I'm still.

I'm still team Eagles.

I didn't like the game.

I still love my boys.

I don't care.

Yeah, I didn't like the game yesterday.

I thought that they really had a chance.

They tried to give that game away.

They really did.

But, you know, like I said, we'll see what's come.

What's going on.

They got through.

They got through.

And.

And you know what?

I.

I do like, who's the quarterback for the Packers?

Is it Jordan?

Jordan?

Yeah, I like him.

I think he's a good quarterback.

Very good.

You know, I think, you know, with his receivers getting hurt and the defense kind of scrambling, I think made it difficult.

He also threw three interceptions.

Well, that doesn't help.

You know, I.

I know, I know you say that.

The, you know, oh, the defense, they all played them.

Yeah, they're not that good.

I mean, look, they.

The, the packers players kept getting hurt.

Why was that?

Did they trip and fall and hurt themselves?

No.

Yes.

No, they did not.

There's three interceptions, so I'm sure the chat's going crazy right along.

Yeah.

Sorry, guys, changing the subject.

Changing the subject now.

There you go.

There's your little transition, dude.

All right, listen, I'm sad.

I know you are not a tick tock user, but I'm sad it's going away.

Like, I enjoy.

Did they rule it's going away?

Well, they say it's going away on the 19th.

Okay.

And the reason I say that is because.

Quality videos.

No, no, I.

There's people, like, I find people on there that I just.

I Think they're.

I.

I love it.

I.

I just.

I love their content.

I found a lady about a week ago now.

You know I've been into cooking, right.

You know, I'm dude cooking and.

Right.

Okay.

So there is a woman.

She's like my spirit animal.

Like, she cooks.

Like, I kind of want to cook.

And I have one of her videos here, and it just embodies the.

The Jamingo s.

I wonder if I.

Know who she is, Jeff.

Well, we're gonna find out.

All right.

I have no desire to cook.

Absolutely.

My house.

Have a desire to eat.

So let's make something, because they must be fed every night, and it must be done by me, I guess.

I am not sure what we're eating tonight, but it's gonna involve this sausage, I think, because I have it in the fridge.

Sausage, chopped.

Let's melt some butter.

Nope, I don't want to do that.

Olive oil.

Because I don't have to dirty a utensil to get olive oil out.

Okay.

Now that's what I do.

I'm like, what, am I gonna put butter in here?

I'm gonna dirty a spoon or a knife.

I've seen her before.

Yeah.

Okay.

All right.

So she's, like, the angriest.

So resentful.

She has to feed her family.

Yeah.

Which is the shtick.

But of course.

But did you know where she's from?

No.

We have to find her.

And I know Jersey.

Is she Jersey girl?

No, she's not.

Okay.

She is from Jennison, Michigan.

All right.

All of our Michigan people.

Her name is Jen, and she's from Jennison, Michigan.

From Jennison.

Yeah.

And her YouTube.

Applesauce and ADHD.

Applesauce and ADHD.

I.

I have to find her because I gotta find her.

I mean, just the whole ad.

I mean, she.

She kind of.

She kind of reminds me a little bit of Lisa.

Like that attitude that Lisa has.

Yeah.

Her name's Jessica.

Yeah, that's why I said what I say.

Jen.

Jessica.

Jess.

I'm sorry.

Jess.

Jess from.

Yes.

So, yeah, I gotta find her.

I really do.

She's on YouTube.

We could definitely track her down.

Yeah, I got.

I got a bunch of people out there in Michigan.

I know they're going to be on it.

We'll figure out who they are.

Sparky.

I would invite her.

I don't know if she'd want to be on the show.

Or we could talk to her off air, even, and just play the interview.

Yeah, I could do that, too.

That could be bonus material.

Mr.

Jamingo bonus.

Yes.

All right.

So now one of the things I've been seeing on Tick Tock is there Tick Tock people, they make a lot of money, like the Tick Tockers that are really like a lot of money.

And now this is going away and they're pissed, of course.

Well, you know, it's the, the government wants.

They're afraid that the Chinese are going to get all their information.

And that's the government of this country's job, to get all their information.

They've got your information.

Yeah.

Okay, so what happened?

Somebody found out that the Chinese have another app, which is this, but it's there.

It's the actual Chinese called Toktik.

Well, they call it RedNote.

It's called RedNote.

RedNote.

There you go.

And they found it and they all started sign.

All the TikTokers are signing up for RedNote.

Okay.

Okay.

So now it's the.

It went from the, it went to the number one app on the app store in.

They're going right to China.

It's like this.

We're going right to China.

We don't give a shit.

And now they're like, the Americans are like, we love this Chinese TikTok.

They're very polite in the comments.

They don't call us like fat dumb cunts, like, you know, they do in regular TikTok.

And.

But the name of the company in Chinese is Zhang Zhu Zihang Su.

I think that's what it's called.

I don't know.

I really speak it.

So what they're doing is like, the Americans that go over there, they get the comments, they copy them, they put them in Google translator and translated from Chinese to English.

Okay.

And it's like, oh, we, if we can learn how to speak English from these people here.

So I don't know.

But again, there's a workaround.

Why is it, why is it that the government.

The government has to get involved in this bullshit?

Just let people be on TikTok.

They're not getting their kickback.

That's why I'd be honest with you.

Because TikTok is slaying Facebook.

Facebook's over.

Facebooks are for the old boomers.

Yeah, that's.

They're still like us.

They don't know how.

They don't know how to do anything else.

I'm not going on the Twitter.

I, I, the Instagram and the in the face.

Oh, I need the Insta face.

I don't like doing.

Yeah, I don't like the, the Facebook.

And you Know the discord.

I don't.

I can't.

Oh, my God.

I mentioned I had.

I was in a discord, and my youngest daughter was like, you know, discord?

I'm like, no, it's mental patience.

It's not hard.

I'm like, in like, 12 servers.

She's like, what?

You're way more than 12 servers.

I might be 12.

I think you're in way more than 12.

I don't think I am.

Okay, well, I'm just saying.

But again, here, you know, I was.

In a couple more, but I think I left.

Oh, you left them.

Okay, maybe so there's too many.

Like, I can't keep up with some of them.

Yeah, Red Note was launched.

They launched it in 2013.

It's valued over $3 billion.

Oh, good Lord.

It's.

They say it's a.

It's like a blend between Tick Tock and Pinterest.

So I guess there's boards that you have there.

Interesting.

Okay.

And you know if the guy that's from Shark Tank, the bald guy.

Mr.

Wonderful.

Mr.

Wonderful.

He's trying to buy it.

Yeah.

Kevin Meaney.

No, not Kevin Meanie.

Enie meanie.

Heenie Meanie.

Kevin Leary.

Kevin Leary.

Kevin Leary, yeah.

He's the one that's supposed to be buying it, so good for him.

He'll make a ton of money.

Well, why would.

Why would China buy it?

Why wouldn't China just.

Just kick America out?

Well, to be honest with you, we are one of the biggest consumers probably.

So if you get a giant investor, I mean, clearly he's.

He's willing to invest the money into it.

What they should do.

20 billion is what they should take.

All the people that voted to ban Tick Tock, all the representatives that vote that voted for it, they should put it up and put it in and vote them all out.

Wow.

You.

Do they have a list of all of them?

Sure they do.

Because I'm sure they do.

Republicans.

Yeah.

It's all.

You think so?

Probably.

Probably.

I don't know.

They say probably January, they see ladies breastesses.

Ban it.

No, no, you can't.

There's no nudity on TikTok.

Twitter.

Twitter, they'll show you their.

Oh, my God.

Yeah.

Ew.

Thank you, Twitter.

You'll get a.

You'll get a.

You know, the brand algorithm, but every once in a while it is.

And that's not.

That's not good.

That's not cool.

Stop with me.

I don't like them.

Right.

I'm really not clicking weird things.

I don't know, I'm just.

Like I said, I hope it doesn't go away.

There's a lot.

I mean, it depends on what you're into.

It'll feed you what you want.

If you want to see girls with big bouncy boobs, they got that.

Yeah, no wonder you'll be sad when it goes away.

Well, you say that.

Well, that's your thing, right?

Well, I'm not looking at TikTok for that.

I don't even look at Tick Tock anymore.

I just stopped using it.

I can't.

There's too much.

I can't.

Too much for you?

It's too much of a time suck.

Oh, that's involved.

I'm on enough social platforms.

Like if I, if I'm on Tick Tock it, I will literally lose hours down a rabbit hole.

Right.

See, it's.

I just can't you get people like this.

You're a man out here in 2024 and you are staring at a girl's chest when she's out in public.

Shame on you.

Really, girl.

She's like, shame on you.

She's moving her foot, she's moving her arm.

She's got to get them big tatasa swinging.

Look, you have self control.

You don't have self control.

Look, I mean, don't get me wrong, I'm, I'm subscribed to her because, you.

Know, she on Only Fans.

Of course she is on Only Fans.

Shocking.

Of course.

That's money.

Listen, now that's what these Internet hoes do.

They.

There's always room for jello.

Certainly this girl's got up here.

You don't listen list.

I'm, I, I'm not going to lie.

Girl, if you look.

Stop.

Okay, so forever, whoever's not watching this, it's a young lady who's beautiful with a very, very, very, very tight shirt on and very large boobs.

And they're.

She's like, stop.

Shame on you.

And every time she says like something like she shakes her whole body so, so uncomfortable.

It does not make you uncomfortable.

Humongous boobs.

And because she's so.

She's little, so they're very pronounced.

Yeah.

Yes, they are.

In fact.

This is creepy.

How old is she?

I don't even know.

This is her whole Tick Tock watch six inches of snow where I live.

So today I want to show you how the Ford Bronco Raptor.

I don't even know what she's saying.

I.

I'm talking.

I don't even know what she's saying.

I can't get.

I can't get enough of these.

She's one shirt.

I thought so.

Because I'm gonna drive down a road.

That has not been plowed yet.

Drive down.

Boobs are rubber and fake.

I don't think so.

They're too jiggly.

They're what I call golden jumblies.

Those.

I enact my female privilege and stare.

Absolutely.

I would stare.

Look when they.

When you walk by, someone walks by and they're that big, like everybody looks, you know, and especially if you're wearing something that clearly is enhancing them.

Clearly.

Crystal clear, front and center.

God bless.

Right in the car.

Red says wood.

Yeah.

Who wouldn't?

So I'd be looking.

I would look too.

You can't.

So you think that she.

That was like her gravity, her uniform.

But no, she's got other shirts.

Same color.

Different colors.

Same shirt.

Okay, okay.

What's the next one?

Who knows?

The best stock off roading vehicle.

Because it comes.

Hang on, let's.

Let's just do something.

Let's back it up.

We don't need any.

We don't need the street.

Look.

No, no audio.

Who cares?

Yeah.

It's like watching Magic Mike.

Like you don't need them.

You don't need any of the words.

Right?

Who even cares?

I didn't even know what care.

Color she had, to be honest with you.

I would know what red says.

The right one's bigger.

I don't think so.

I think she's leaning and I actually.

It's all perspective.

I think it's the left one.

The left one, it looks.

Because it's on the right, but it's her actual left boob.

The reason I say that.

Because she's tilt.

Because you've looked.

Oh, you know, you know me.

I'm very thorough with my show prep.

Dirty old bugger.

I went to only fans just to check out what was going on there.

And red is right.

The left one is bigger.

He says the right one is.

Well, I think it's because he's looking at the right one.

But if you turn it around, it's actually the left one.

See, there you go.

She's pushing it up.

Women know the move.

Yep, yep.

See, I don't know.

I just.

I mean, that's going away.

We don't have that anymore.

Yeah, I bet you'll find something.

I don't know, something else.

Well, they'll be on Twitter now.

So, you know, everybody's going on Twitter.

What they're doing is they're just.

Here's the thing, they're driving everybody to Instagram and YouTube.

YouTube Shorts and Instagram stories.

That's where they're going to go.

But the thing is, you can't find them on Instagram.

Like the algorithm.

Like I said, if I watch three of her videos and then just scroll past, then I get nothing but big boobed women.

And I'm okay with that.

Now, there's other.

Like I said, of course you are.

To get.

But here's the thing about TikTok that I've learned is you can get out of anything.

Like, if I don't want to be in big boob to TikTok anymore, you.

May as well be dead.

If that happens, then what I do is I put in something like crock pot recipes.

And then Crock pot recipes come up.

And then I.

Algorithms go.

Yeah, they're like, what?

What the fuck is wrong?

Who is this guy?

Hold on.

Dirty old man is done watching boobs.

He wants to find something to eat.

He's having a stroke.

He smells toast.

He wants Crock Pot Chicken.

Yeah, he needs a Crock Pot Chicken recipe.

So then it goes.

There you go, Bob.

Tick Tock.

Tick Tock.

Well done.

Damn.

Can that be the title of this episode?

I don't think it can.

We're gonna try Tick Tock.

Tick Tock.

All right, that's the first chance.

Maybe.

I like.

I like TikTok.

Okay, TikTok might work.

Okay, that might work for the title.

Bud Vugger wants to know if TikTok performers will be able to apply for unemployment.

I don't think so.

Although, too bad.

Now, there's another woman that I fancy, and she's out of Texas, and she's a real estate agent.

Shocking.

Okay, but she also does TikTok videos.

And.

And she was saying that she makes as much money from TikTok as she does from selling real estate.

Now, you would think that somebody that sells real estate in.

In these markets, that sells like one or two houses a month at these prices and gets a 7 percenting.

All right, let's go 3 and a half percent.

Maybe she splits it 3 and a half.

Assume you're splitting it 3%.

Let's say that's a lot of money.

So to say that you're making more money on Tick Tock.

Well, no, that's a lot.

I said.

Well, maybe.

I don't know.

I don't know what she looks like.

I'm sure she.

Oh, she falls into a certain algorithm.

She's rather attractive.

John Jamingo spends all his money on it.

I don't spe all my money.

Again, like I said, it's show.

It's show prep.

You know what?

I care about this show, and I am someone that goes and.

And.

And I research this story.

My realtor did it for 2%.

Yeah.

You know, they.

They start on.

I appreciate the hard work you do.

Looking at boobs.

Yes.

For.

For us.

Yes.

I have to.

Somebody's got to do it, damn it.

And I'm just gonna be me.

I'm just the man for the job.

I'm just the man who's gonna look at all these tits.

John Jamingo.

Give him a call.

27:44.

Oh, God damn it.

It's gonna go on the board right there.

Turd Bud bugger says your money's tied up in pork bellies.

Clean.

Maybe not in that order, but, yeah, he knows me.

What can I tell you?

He's your spirit animal.

Yes, he is.

He's Jamingo junior.

All right, here's an interesting story.

Hold on.

Oh, yeah.

Changing the subject now.

I know you're very, very upset.

I'm devastated.

I don't care.

That's fine.

There's what you want.

There is a.

In Austin, Texas, somebody, some clown, I don't know who this is, is playing a joke on businesses, and they're going at night or whatever, and they're putting a sticker in the window, and it's being.

It's quite the controversy.

Woman saw this sticker on the front window of women's clothing store Rare Trends in East Austin reading exclusively for white people.

Maximum of five colored customers.

There's also a colored.

What colored are you talking about?

They put on the outside the window, whites only.

Can you imagine?

Well.

Oh, my God.

And the store doesn't know that this is on the window because they don't see it.

Nobody pays attention.

They come in the back door, whatever.

They don't see it.

Sparky city logo, the 50s.

And above it.

Sponsored by the city of Austin Contemporary partition and restoration.

Caroline Gray is the director of sales.

And marketing for the store.

She came in Wednesday expecting an average day, not knowing what was on the store's front window.

Come in from the side and in through the front door, you know, off to the left.

So I don't see the front of.

The sign when I come in the door.

That was until the phone started ringing, and she said, I just walked by your store, and there's a sign in the window that says you only allow white people to shop.

And I was like, what?

That's not true.

That's a lie.

Black people can come in, just not more than five at a time.

That's awful.

That's awful.

That's really shitty.

That's shitty.

To do somebody's business.

Well, you think that was just a bakery?

Oh, no, no, no.

Oh, no.

Gray walked outside and saw it for herself.

Austin police came to the store to investigate.

It turns out Rare Trends is not the only business hit by vandals with the sticker.

It was also put on windmill bicycles and El Chiquito restaurant on Manor Road.

The city's code enforcement officers will be.

Looking for other stickers and the person or people posting them.

Sticker Mule.

Go.

Go to Sticker Mule and see if they can find out where.

Oh, my God.

Don't.

Don't promote them with this.

That's terrible.

Like we're getting requests for white people.

Yeah.

Excuse me, where can I get those white only stickers?

Oh, my God.

That's really.

That's really awful.

I think it's a great joke.

Well, it is a great joke unless you're a customer service based business where you depend on people and if you have.

You're in a place with a lot of foot traffic, people are going to call.

So I think that now that you have to put it on social media and I'd say we called the police.

Like there's a lot you have to do to offset a prank like that.

Right.

Especially today because everybody's so happy to cancel people.

Right.

Oh, this is horrible.

I would never put that sticker on there.

I'm gonna take a picture of it and put it on Facebook and yell about it.

Yeah, that's dealing with it directly.

Yeah.

Don't worry.

We have to say that.

We have to say that.

But you know.

Oh, my gosh.

Well, a lot of shoplifting going on in Austin, Texas.

Yes, only.

Was it.

Are you thinking that only black people do that?

Well, if you go by percentages and, you know, by the trends, that would fact check.

True.

That's a broad.

It's not my fault.

Real broad brush, my friend.

You know, again, it's not.

I'm not.

I'm just saying it's statistics.

I'm not.

This happens to be that way.

I don't want to provide those statistics.

I'm sure you can go to the Department of Labor, justice, wherever those.

Wherever they have those statistics.

That's where they will be.

That's where they will be.

All the tistics.

All the tistics.

Hold on.

All the tastics.

All the tastics.

Okay.

All the tits ticks.

Okay.

Aaron says we know a guy who can make them.

Hey, we do.

Should we shout them out for Jason?

Hey, Jason, I need that.

I need a.

I need 500 of these stickers.

You wonder if he'd make them.

Don't tell anybody, please.

You think?

Okay, don't tell anybody.

And definitely don't put.

Don't.

Definitely don't put Brand X podcast or the Boomer Bunker Podcast on them at the bottom.

Whatever you do.

No, don't do that.

Oh, my God.

Sponsored by the Eric Zane podcast.

I would never want anybody to do anything like that.

All of a sudden, I saw about 6 of our listeners in Michigan go.

Their eyes get wide open and they're like, oh, don't.

Don't do it.

We don't condone that.

We'll never condone that.

Cafe.

Oh, is this Brian Cafe Press.

Could probably make me a set of panties with that on it.

Oh, my goodness.

Jesus.

Whites only.

Either that or.

What?

I'm sorry, what?

Do you want the whites only or only five colors at a time?

Which part of the do you want on your panties?

The white dudes only or 5?

5 at a time?

Hey, you.

Do you boo.

I'm not judging.

Only.

Oh, he says only five at a time.

There we go.

Feeling optimistic there, sir.

Wow.

Huh?

Oh, no.

Yeah.

Just saying, you know, it's hard to listen to the Boomer Bunker.

The other day, you know what they said?

They said that they want to make a sticker that says whites only.

I told you they was racist right away.

Tell every five people who's listening about this.

Yeah, whatever.

Yeah.

Guess what?

I've seen your numbers.

I've seen your numbers watching your show.

We're right there, buddy.

And we didn't go up, but we.

Have awesome people right off the edge.

We got ours right?

There you go.

Yeah, we good, we good, we good.

But you know, again, I get a kick out of you women.

You think that, you know, you think that you have it all figured out.

Boomer Bunker.

No Americans.

What was that?

No, no.

Armenians.

Oh, Armenians.

Yes, that's true.

The only.

Only fans girl needs that sticker.

Yeah, I know that.

You know what?

There's another.

I guess these only fan girls are.

They are going for records now.

Remember the one girl that only slept with 100 guys?

Yeah.

You girls gotta stop that.

That's disgusting.

There was another one that plowed through a thousand guys.

A thousand guys in like 12 hours.

How much time is that with a guy?

I.

I don't know.

I don't even care.

Is that like pump, dump, pump, dump, pump.

Like, why are you.

Pretty much.

Yeah, why.

Why would you do that?

Like, there's no.

You're asking me?

Well, I guess in general, but like, I.

I assume you wouldn't specifically.

No, I would imagine like that she does.

She does this to draw attention to her only fans and then people come.

If you're a fan of gang bangs, I guess.

I don't know.

Ew.

Only fan girl needs a now serving counter now.

I think she's going faster than the now serving.

Like, ding, ding.

Like, where's my bell?

Oh, it's over on the other table with.

Since we did the brand X, I never brought it back.

There we go.

I got my bell.

I'm prepared.

But yeah, it's gross.

Oh, Sparky says to get in the Guinness Book of World Records.

Like, is that a.

Yeah, I would imagine to get in for like most gang bang.

Ew.

I would imagine.

You know what?

Like, do you.

What point.

At what point in your life do you go, you know, I have a little more self respect.

I don't need.

No, none.

How damaged are you?

Like, that's not.

See, this is the thing.

That's just not a thing in.

My girls can go out now and they can go into Onlyfans and they'll put up some TikTok videos and then they'll put their links in there and you know, and then they'll make, I don't know, a hundred thousand, two hundred thousand dollars a month.

How watching that.

Horny old guys.

Horny old guys that have podcasts that.

Come in for one stop.

Be better than that.

Stop watching these girls.

You're just continuing to egg this nonsense on.

So you can't come out here and be like, these women.

Yo, you all paid for it.

Shush.

You do as I say, not as I do.

This is America, duchess.

And if girls want to show their on her.

If you're.

Listen, if girls want to show their tatas and their roast beef and their balloon knots for $10 a month, who am I to tell them they can't?

I understand that, but you also can't have the double standard of coming on here and basically thrown on them.

I did I do that?

No.

People have been.

Oh, okay.

And I.

I will throw some shade because I'm sorry.

A thousand people in.

That's a quick of it.

That's just gross.

Yeah.

Oh, you go.

Ken Sundays.

I mean, 150 or so is respectable over a couple days.

I guess as long as you stretch it out over a couple days.

But a thousand is just wrong.

So what's the number?

What's the body.

Acceptable body count.

So 150.

That.

What's the body count?

No, I know that.

150.

Still 150 guys running through you.

At a very quick pace and like.

Yeah, sloppy.

What is making that noise?

That's literally throwing a hot dog in the Grand Canyon.

I'm sorry, there's just.

No, there's no noise.

There's not one's.

Nothing's getting stretched.

Listen, what they do is they put all the white guys up front and then they let the black guys in the back.

That way it doesn't ruin it for the rest of it for the poor white guys.

What.

So what part of the line.

What part of the line do you want to stand in?

Me?

I'm not standing in any line in general.

I.

That's not my thing is standing in line for that.

Oh, there's a punch, Bob.

Well, clearly stand in line.

That's gross.

I would think.

I'm not sure there's.

If I could think of our listeners who would stand in line.

No, I am, dude.

99.

Yuck.

By the way.

Yuck.

What do you plot?

Right.

I don't even want.

Never mind.

What are you pushing past?

I'm trying to think who would be in our.

The guy with the broken.

The one that got stepped on the horse.

Wang Wong.

Wing Wong.

He'd stand in life for that?

I think so.

I can't stand right now, so I guess I just have to lay there.

He'd be in a wheelchair.

Come here, you.

I don't.

I don't know who would do like I.

Cheese from the fine winning podcast.

He'd stand.

Yes.

You'd have to leave the house.

I don't think he leaves the house.

But he would for this.

I don't know, like to stand in line with your wiener.

Out with 99 of the dudes.

Is that something you want?

It's like, that's like getting weighed in gym class.

Like back in the 70s, remember?

Like, you had to stand in, like, for your physical and you got way to do that.

No, the nurse.

You'd have to get like, your.

Your in front of everybody.

Well, they would call.

No, you wouldn't.

But it was like, you'd stand in line.

You go in, they'd weigh you.

They check your spine.

This is what they do.

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Well, that was like that kind of stuff.

Like.

Yeah.

You'd have to take your shirt off and bend over and they check your spine.

Yeah.

Enough DNA.

You know, Vegeta.

Vegeta would stand in life.

Oh, he.

Okay, he probably would.

But so would.

So would.

What's the guy's name?

Access Denied.

Access Denied would do it.

I guarantee.

That is.

Yeah, I know you don't, but he does.

Some women, I love it when.

Why is that exciting to me?

I'm not saying it's exciting.

I'm just saying for somebody it is.

I mean, there's a.

Where do you get a thing for everybody?

How do you get a thousand guys together?

A thousand guys?

That's a lot of guys.

Is that like a Craigslist thing?

Like, hey, pervs, maybe.

I would imagine.

But how much time if you're.

If you're on a Craigslist?

I mean, I think.

Crunch.

Yeah, I don't know.

I think maybe.

I don't know where you would get them.

I have no idea.

That's really weird.

How do you get a thousand guys?

All right, Red, you know what?

This ain't your show.

We want to talk about this for a little longer.

We will.

We're coming on your show tomorrow night.

Then you get to run the thing.

Yeah, but here's the thing.

Like, some women think that they got guys figured out, and they're wrong.

Yeah.

But they don't care.

Like, they.

They've got it all figured out.

And like this lady.

The hot tip for the ladies.

Men love quests.

New we do not.

We don't like quests.

We don't.

I think you do.

No, no, I'm guaranteed.

I guarantee you, we don't like quests.

Did you watch this?

I'm watching it now.

I got to this part.

Men love quests.

Then listen.

Get through it.

Here we go.

No, I know.

Not all men, but most men.

Okay, okay.

And all the men I want in my life, they like quests.

Okay.

All right.

Keep listening.

It makes.

It makes sense.

Well, wait a minute.

So, first of all, she doesn't want a man.

She wants a.

No, that's not what she's saying.

Hate puzzles.

But they love quests.

Most men don't want you to be coy and confusing and elusive.

They want you to have very clear quests that you tell them.

This is exactly what I want.

I want you to do this.

And I will be happy when you do it.

My friend was telling me that her boyfriend offered to scrape off her car the other day.

And I was like, oh, that's so nice.

She's like, yeah, I told him not to, but I thought it was Nice.

He offered.

And I was like, oh, you told him not to.

She's like, yeah, I didn't want to be difficult and inconvenience him.

And I'm like, but didn't he happily offer to do it?

And she's like, yeah, but I told him I didn't want him to.

Okay.

What do I say?

Okay, what?

You're.

You're thinking you're going way too out of the box with the word no.

I don't think I am using.

I don't think I am.

Because first of all, a guy would not say, oh, do you want me to clean your car window off?

A man would walk out there and clean the car.

We don't need a quest, all right?

We would just go out there and clean the car window off.

All right?

We don't just go out there.

Oh, would you like me to do this?

All right, you still didn't finish.

Would daddy like.

Would mommy like daddy to go out there and clean the windows off the car?

No, you just go out there and.

Ask it the right way.

That sentence in a whole nother tone of voice.

That's it.

That's what it is.

That's a.

That's a ass move.

Would you want me to go out and clean your car off?

No, you just go out and clean your car off like a man would do, because you want to do something nice for your woman.

I don't need somebody giving me quests and shit to do, and I don't need that.

Trust me.

I got my own quests.

I don't need.

I don't need somebody telling me to do something.

This is where women go off the.

Rail telling men what to do.

That's what it is.

Okay, well, again, thank you for playing.

30 seconds.

Go ahead, keep going.

Hang on.

I'm not 30, I'm in.

I'm 40 seconds into this.

Feel like you want to do it yourself.

And she's like, no, I would have loved if you did it for me.

But I.

I just.

I didn't want to.

I didn't want to be difficult.

And I'm like, honey, you have to remember.

Oh, imagine that, a woman not telling you what she wants and how to do it.

Yeah, that would be nice.

How about this?

You know what a guy likes?

A guy likes a woman that actually tells you what she wants.

You just.

Would you like to call 10 seconds ago that?

It's a bitch ass move.

If a woman has to tell you.

What to do, it is.

But when you ask your mind.

Wait a minute.

It Is a ass movie.

Just go out and clean the car off.

But let's say you ask her and she goes, well, yeah, kind of.

But no, I don't want to inconvenience mixed signals.

This is the problem.

Women love to send mixed signals.

That's what she.

This woman is saying.

Yes.

If you can get through her clip that.

Remember, men love quests.

You don't want them to do something because you want to do it yourself.

That's totally fine.

But do not squash yourself down and deny yourself for no reason.

Instead, let them do the quest for you and then be super appreciative and kind and happy about it.

Nothing makes a man happier than completing a quest for you and you being happy and appreciative about it.

But when he offers to scrape your car off, say, that would be amazing.

Thank you so much.

And then when he comes in, tell him thank you.

That just made my day so much brighter.

Maybe make him a warm cup of coffee so that it's ready right when he comes in.

It's like a video game.

Okay?

He did his quest, and then you gave him a resource in return.

He leveled up in the game.

He's winning now.

You gave him the gift of winning.

When a man loves you, nothing will make him happier than knowing he made you a little happier via a quest.

I hate this okay so much.

You don't like her references, but she makes sense.

It's.

It's.

She talks to a woman.

She makes it very different.

But guys in the chat makes.

I thought it made sense.

I don't like the word she uses as quest because I immediately thought, like, send them along his way, but the neighbor's.

A quest.

That's a chore.

All right.

Yeah.

You know what she does?

She can't put her coffee down, right.

She gets a dry handy is what she.

Basically what the takeaway from this that I got is, if a man offers to do something for you, thank him and be appreciative about it and let him do it for you.

This woman right here, she don't spit on that thing.

She don't.

I don't care.

Just telling you.

All right, do I have to listen to the rest of this?

I'll be like, oh, ice cream sounds so good right now.

My husband will be like, I can go get you some.

Like, no, you don't want that right now.

He's like, are you sure?

I'm happy to.

My first instinct is, no, no, no.

I don't want to inconvenience him.

But if I want that ice cream, and it will truly make me happy to get that ice cream.

I should let him go on that quest.

Will not inconvenience him.

It makes him feel like he's winning the game.

Don't be a jerk.

Don't make people do things for no reason.

Be appreciative and happy when somebody puts that effort in for you.

But, honey, they love a good quest.

Why do you think there's so many memes of boyfriends and husbands filling a girl's water cup?

I'll tell you why.

It's a quick, easy quest.

If the qu.

I can't stand.

All right, she.

She.

All right, you can stop.

But she goes on and on about quest a little too much.

Like that was the whole thing.

But I.

Again, the takeaway I got was that if your partner, let's say your husband or your boyfriend or whatever, offers to do something for you and you would like it done and you would appreciate it, then let him do it and then be.

And then thank him.

And, you know, like, she said coffee or whatever in return.

Like, I think that's perfectly fine.

I actually thought it was not a bad video.

Apparently you take umbrage from it.

But.

And yeah, she's annoying about it, you know, sitting there with the quest, quest, quest, quest, quest.

But, you know, but that's the whole.

I don't know.

That was her.

Her way of addressing it.

But I.

I thought overall it wasn't terrible.

Okay, that's my takeaway.

I get it.

I'm pretending my TED Talk.

First of all, I don't like the fact that, like, it's.

It seems like manipulation.

Like, in other words, oh, let him do this for you.

Or if he wants to do something and guys, you know, just go do it.

Don't ask.

I can see where that could be misconstrued.

And I.

I don't like that.

Like, oh, I wish someone would clean my car like that.

I don't like.

Right.

You know, I think being direct is fair.

Like, if.

If I was taking care of the kids, I knew I needed to go somewhere.

I'd be like, hey, could you.

Would you mind starting my car or sweeping it off or whatever?

And, you know, that kind of thing.

But you appreciate when your partner does something for you.

That's the whole point of this.

Don't be a dick.

And if he offers to do something, then let him do it.

Although if he.

Y'all are busy in the comments saying, let.

A real man would just do it.

Okay.

Exactly.

Well, then.

Then don't worry about it, right?

Maybe there's men that are still learning or don't have a role model that.

To teach them to do like that.

I don't need.

Well, you don't.

But I don't need somebody to tell me to send me on a quest.

I'll do it if I want.

Get rid of the buzzword quest and substitute it with mission or job or favor or whatever.

You know, here's the problem.

We've lost.

Men have lost masculinity, and women have decided that we're not getting it back.

Some men like doing nice things for people.

Yes, Bob is correct.

You do.

You like doing nice things for people that you love.

All right?

But you don't need somebody to send you on a quest.

Yeah, we do shit with no recognition, so we do it, too.

Brush off my car dick.

Yeah, I get it.

I get it.

All right?

But you know, if you're.

If your man is out.

Nice things.

And then.

Dean.

Anal.

Anal, of course.

Listen, I brushed off your car, now I want anal.

I don't know.

I don't know if that really goes.

Bruce says don't.

Don't remind me.

I told you six months ago I'd get to.

Why do I have to brush off your car?

Why don't we just let the sun do it?

I just saw Google had something up here.

Where did it go?

And so.

Oh, this one made me laugh.

My kink is when Duchess gets frustrated with Jimmy.

Go.

I'm sorry.

I'm just.

You're gonna be edged all night long with John.

That's what we do here.

I.

Well, like I said, I.

I think that this whole.

I don't know when it even started with this, you know, all of a sudden.

I think it started when women started raising boys instead of men raising boys.

You know, when women.

Women don't know how to raise boys.

That's the problem.

Just saying, you know, you need a man there.

And I'll be honest with you.

And this is the problem with.

I would say this is the problem with kids today, that divorce, you know, you need a two.

You need to have two people raising children.

You need a male and a female.

You need the yang and the yang.

You need two X's and an XY chromosome.

You need that.

I mean, why do you think there's so many only fan girls?

Because, you know, most of them are being raised by single women and they have daddy issues.

Ken's on vehicle maintenance and lawn care.

She's domestic associate, cfo, But I'm still the chairman there you go, bud bugger.

Says, or do what every woman does when it snows.

Just brush enough to the front window and let's let the rest fly off as you drive.

Well, when you're five feet tall and you can't reach the top of your car, I really do try.

So I go as far as the brush and then.

And then.

Here's the thing.

Duchess makes everything about like.

If you say women, that means she's.

I'm not saying all women.

I hate to clue you in.

I'm.

I know you're our women, but it's not all.

Well, if I say men, you go, what about me?

I don't know if I do that.

I mean, some men, like.

I was talking about the.

The Eagles fan.

That was a douchebag to that woman.

Well, we didn't get to that yet.

We didn't.

I thought we did talk to.

Well, pre.

Pre show.

We didn't talk about that with the Eagles Phantom.

I thought we did.

Jesus Christ.

I'm telling you, I don't know how much more longer I have before I've just, you know, in some nursing home eating jello and yelling at nurses.

Show me your tits.

I don't know.

It's called a long stick, Duchess.

Oh, sorry.

I try.

I use the scraper.

I mean, but there's only.

So far.

There's things that they have out now.

You get them.

It's.

It's like a squeegee, you know, it's got a long, extended handle and you.

I need one that actually has an extension.

Yeah.

All right.

I have a.

I have a squeegee, too.

But, yeah, you just need a squeegee.

But when does it snow here in New Jersey?

It barely snows.

I know.

Well, you really don't need it.

Hopefully not.

When Fred says he wears the pants, she's the belt that holds them up.

I like that.

Oh, all right.

I like that.

They're just.

Here's the.

Well, what they said.

What was that movie?

The Greek.

My.

My.

Something Greek Wedding.

Remember?

The Big Fat Greek Wedding?

Big Fat Greek Wedding where the mother says, he's the head of the household, but the woman's the neck.

But the woman is the neck.

I like that line.

The neck.

Moves the head.

That makes perfect sense.

Yeah.

Moves the head because she wanted to go to school and he fussed at her.

Yeah.

So that does kind of work.

But again, I do believe that men and women have issues with communication.

Of course.

And I'm not.

I'm not understand.

It's very Hard to understand why.

And as.

As I get older, I try to communicate with the fairer sex, and it seems to be hard because whenever you say something, they always project shit onto you.

Like, in other words, if I say I don't like going on quests, then you get projected like you're a sexist or misogynistic.

No, that's not what I'm saying.

What I'm saying is I will do things for my partner to make their life easier, but I don't.

It's not Survivor.

I don't need a challenge.

Okay.

Or I don't need to be manipulated.

Women don't like to be manipulated.

Men don't like to be manipulated.

We should stop that.

We should.

It should be more of an honest communication back and forth.

Like, in other words, talk to men like you're a dude and things will be fine.

Okay.

If we talk to women like we're women, then it gets worse.

It's.

Well, that's never scrambling the eggs.

That's.

That's never good.

Right?

It's.

So keep in mind, I'm going to say the age of the woman that.

That was on.

She was clearly younger than me, so different.

I'll say generation.

How old do you think she was?

Millennial.

Well, she's probably a millennial, so she might have been in her 40s.

Okay, so still younger than me, I was gonna say.

Okay.

Okay, so.

But put that big cup of coffee down, too.

I know.

If you're listening to.

She didn't understand, but she had a cup of coffee looked like a goddamn cereal bowl to handle.

Yeah, sorry.

All right, Boomer Bob, I'm gonna go to Alabama and murder you for that comment.

That was.

Put it up.

Most women are younger than Duchess.

Wow.

Okay, you know what?

You can go.

All right.

I mean, you have seen more sunsets than you're going to see.

Oh, Probably I'm going to be dead soon, so.

No.

If I'm dead before I can get to my point.

Thank you.

Okay, see?

So that's how a dude talks.

You're learning.

Constantly interrupting.

Yes.

Like you yelled at me about.

Yes.

Yeah, I remember that on a podcast.

No, he's interrupting.

I'm going to refresh your memory if you don't get to your point.

Oh.

Because I can get to it so easy with a constant interruption.

My point being is this woman is her level of communication is different than yours and then mine.

Okay.

So that's just how it is.

And I don't think she was being.

Again, I have nothing invested into this woman.

I just thought what she was saying.

Yes, Quest was a little too much because she said it 400 fucking times through the whole thing.

But I think her point was do something nice and appreciate the gesture.

And some people do offer.

Some people need to be prompted to do something Sometimes.

Not everybody wakes up and go, I'm going to shovel off the whole driveway and the cars and this and that and the other.

So the fact if she was direct enough and asked or he suggested, then say your response is thank you.

Yes, please.

That's direct.

It's a direct question.

It's just a different way of going about it.

So I'm not mad at it.

Is it.

You know, kids today need to talk.

They don't.

They don't talk at all.

They don't talk at all.

If that's how you get them to talk, then that's.

I'd rather that than nothing at all.

Listen, I'm not mad at Quest.

I'm really not.

You know, if you're in your 30s when you text your partner.

Yes, it is, Ken, when you text your fuck yourself is a question.

Right?

That's true.

That's embarrassing.

Such a sis.

Oh, no.

Shoots the finger.

No, I get it.

I do get it.

Did anybody put any fires out in California yet or is it still.

Is the whole state still on fire?

It's a whole fucking mess.

You know what I love?

I love the fact that if you.

It's not the fact that there's been a total.

I guess the word is failure on the.

The way that the state is governed and that the fact that this started, the fire started and they can't put it out or how did it start or, you know, they don't want to know anything.

They.

They just want people to send money and shut the up.

You know what?

We.

We didn't do anything to stop this.

We didn't do anything to prevent this.

This fire started.

There was 100 mile an hour winds.

I get it.

That's not when winds or when the wind is that fast or that strong, it's going to blow and it's going to catch a lot of things on fire.

But I don't know, there's something that.

It's sticking in my crawl about this.

It's just.

It doesn't smell right.

So the person that ran against.

What's her name?

Karen Bass.

Is that her name?

Yeah.

Okay.

Karen Bass, the person that ran against her owns a mall in Palace, Palestine, Palisade, whatever.

The one place Palisade park owns a mall There.

Guess what didn't burn to the fucking ground, that mall.

Why?

That guy hired his own fire department and had water, and had water trucks there and saved the whole fucking mall.

Everything else around is charred.

And I see these other houses that every house on the street is completely burnt to the ground except this one house.

And I'm like, wow, that's weird.

And again, I don't know enough about California, but there's this thing that they started doing.

They put these smart electric meters in.

And some people with the tin foil hats don't want these smart meters because they say it emits frequencies and it's harmful to humans, but they put it in there anyhow.

And again, where's the tinfoil for my hat?

What if these meters, these smart meters were like those Hezbollah beepers?

They just set them off and they all went.

They, they just set them off and they all went.

Because there was this one house that the outside of the house and nothing around the house was, was on fire.

But the inside, you could see through the windows.

The inside was engulfed in flames.

How does that happen?

I don't know.

Unless when everybody sees that these houses are on fire and the whole neighborhood's going to go burned down, that this guy wants to get out of his mortgage and he actually has fire insurance, he sets the whole place on fire.

I don't know.

I know I have, I have no idea.

This is going to take, if it's properly investigated, probably years to come to any kind of decision.

And of course, you know, by.

If things are pending investigation that's going to tie up all the insurance because nobody will make a claim, nobody will get paid on a claim if things are pending.

So it's.

Honestly, I think it's just property.

It's a, I think it's a property grab.

So.

So L.

A just got married and they set these.

Absolutely.

And the rest is collateral damage.

So they have video of where the fire started.

Okay.

And where.

So.

And then they have video of two guys coming off of the hill saying, oh my God, we were just there.

One guy was in a black hoodie, another guy was in a white hoodie.

They have a picture of when the fire started where there's two people standing there.

I saw that.

One in a black hoodie, one in a white hoodie.

Now they have video of these two people.

I want them, first of all, I want them questioned, all right?

I want to know what happened.

They want to turn that area into a 15 minute city.

What a better way to do it than to burn it and clear it.

Well, I mean, it gets the celebs out.

It does.

They'll never.

They'll never build on their property because they'll never get the permits again.

And I mean, it's insane.

It's insane.

It's.

It's heartbreaking because no matter who, to see anybody's home burn is terrible.

Like, I, you know, I mean, yes, you live in California.

Yes, you most likely voted for these morons to be in charge, and you watch them be just moronic with what they're doing with their choices.

But I still don't wish anybody's home to burn to the ground because that.

I would be devastated.

I don't even know how I could move fast past that.

Or is this a coordinated attack by Hezbollah or eco terrorism?

Yeah, eco terrorism, because they did catch this one guy.

Now, there's no audio with this, so we'll describe it, but here's a guy, he's standing there, he's got a propane torch in his hand and he's setting fire.

So the neighborhood comes out and they point to him, all right?

So he's like, well, what.

What do we mean?

Look, I.

I just got the.

I always walk around with one of those.

I always got a.

A propane torch in my hand.

Why do you need this?

So here comes another guy.

He comes over, brown.

Brown man holding propane.

Brown man holding propane.

It's not looking good.

So now we got a whole.

Now we got three guys there.

Two white.

Look, three white guys.

The neighborhood watch, all the neighborhood Karens.

I don't blame them.

Yeah, blame them.

Now they called the cops.

And whoop, down he goes.

Oh, now we're going to sit on your ass, right?

Here comes the police.

Oh, brown people.

Yeah.

Oh, they're no hurry.

Yeah, what are we going to do here?

All right, let's cuff him.

And he's got a propane torch.

He's setting fire.

So again, they.

I've heard from other people.

Whitney Cummings, again, was one of them.

She's been getting a lot of, I guess, texts and people calling her.

She's upset about this, like everyone.

I'm trying to figure out how.

All right, so basically, right now she's talking about the LA Fire Department.

And what I love about this is the apologies before making the statement and the apologies after making the statement, because we have to do that now.

We have to apologize before we make a statement, whether it's true or not.

I'm sorry you're offended.

Sorry you're offended.

I'm going to offend you.

And then I'm going to say sorry that I offended you.

Yeah, I'm sorry.

I'm going to offend you.

Statement.

Sorry I offended you.

Yeah.

This happened in California.

So that I don't say something that's inaccurate.

I came across a video of the fire chief, a lesbian.

Love it.

Great fan of lesbians.

Try to be one.

Didn't take.

I don't think I'm a lesbian.

I just, I live in Los Angeles and the men are so effeminate that honestly, at this point, dating a woman is like the straightest thing you can do.

So I just.

Anyway, talking about recruiting more lesbians into the LAFD to be firefighters.

I think lesbians can be firefighters.

Dope.

Fine, don't.

I don't.

I'm not thinking about your genitals or your preferences when I need a hero.

Right.

But is that not like, why is it okay.

That'd be like a gay man being like, we need more gay men in here.

That'd be like a me going, we need more hot guys in here to be firefighters.

That would be like a dude being like, we just need more hot blondes.

That's what we need.

And I will not stop until there are more people that I'm attracted to or that are in my dating pool.

Like, isn't that essentially just recruiting people in your dating pool to work at your office?

Wait, all the people in charge of LA's fire response are lesbians named Kristen?

I do not recall voting on a prop that said we could recruit our fire team off Grindr.

What?

I mean, are we starting to wake these people up?

Are they starting to get it now?

Are they starting to get that these policies of DEI and, and.

We definitely just.

They need more firefighters.

They need more bodies, they need more.

But they need somebody again.

Stop lowering the bar just so you can get some lesbians in there.

Well, that.

Well, that's the point.

Those.

And I, I think I'd said this to you earlier.

I was like, the fire hoses weigh what they are, right?

The equipment weighs what it weighs.

If you can't comfortably carry it, you can't do the job.

I'm sorry.

Like, I'm all about having women move forward in a lot of things.

I think women can do a lot of things.

If there's a physical, a physicality at me at 5:1, you know, I don't think I'm weak, but I can't carry that.

I can't carry that.

No.

If there's a 30 year old guy who's 6, 2 and you know, 220 full of muscles can carry that.

Well, he's gonna get the job because he can fucking do it.

Like that's the, the, the physical bar is the physical bar you cannot lower for things like this.

You just cannot lower the bar based on the equipment itself.

I'm sorry, but they're not lighter.

For anybody else, it's the same.

Equity is a failure.

In other words, you can't just have, you can't have equal outcome.

You can only have equal opportunities.

So everybody can apply to be a firefighter.

And if you've got one of them very beefy tall ladies who can carry a six foot man that weighs 250 pounds down a flight of steps or two flights of steps and she wants to be a firefighter, well, by all means.

But you can't lower the bar.

The same thing they do in the armed services, when they let women in the armed services.

There's a physical requirement for the men, there's another physical requirement for the women and it's not the same and it should have to be the same.

But if the women aren't expected to go do those jobs, then I think that's okay.

I mean, look, if they're going to stay in and do medical and programming or wherever else, if there's not the physicality where you have to carry, it's like if you're going to work in this part, this is what all this weighs.

If you can't lift it, you can't have this job.

There's other jobs where you could lift other things that maybe not be a hundred pounds, maybe there's £70 and maybe you can lift that, but that's the job.

But when you go into something, job.

A isn't your job then, right, you can't do it.

I get it.

So the other thing that I get a kick out of is, is now that all this shit's going on and nobody wants to be responsible, Gavin Newsom is going to get to the bottom of this.

He wants to find the person that's fucking moron.

The person that's responsible for this.

Well, Gavin, just go look in a fucking mirror.

And of course the media, they jump right to it.

Listen, don't worry about it guys, we'll cover for you and Jen Psaki.

Oh, who do you think?

Who do you think?

Fault.

Whose fault it is?

Who do you think?

Trump's.

Trump's fault.

And with these fires still burning, we are facing important questions about how to mitigate and prevent disasters like this in.

The future that leaders will need to.

Confront a very complicated and challenging reality moving forward.

But right now, that is not exactly what is happening.

Instead, Donald Trump and his allies are injecting half truth misinformation and flat out lies in some cases in order to score a version of political points.

I suppose.

They're not in charge yet.

All right, so they're not in charge.

They're not in charge yet.

Okay.

So what they're doing is they're calling.

Trump talked about this in 2018.

People talked about this in 2018.

They knew that this was a problem.

They didn't do shit about it.

It's a total mismanagement.

In Florida, when there's a hurricane, Ron DeSantis gets people.

They get ready.

All right?

They have people waiting, staged because they know the power lines are going to go down.

They need people.

They know they're going to need.

They've done it before.

They know it.

Exactly.

It's not like California hasn't caught on fire forever and ever.

They've caught fire.

Yeah.

Seriously?

Yeah.

So again, we saw something similar play.

Out just this past October in the aftermath of Hurricanes Helene and Milton.

When Trump repealed.

Repeatedly lied about FEMA spending disaster relief funds on migrants.

He didn't.

That's a lie.

That's a total.

But she says that didn't happen.

The.

It didn't.

It happened in every state.

Mayorkas said so.

Not that he's a winner, but he's like, yeah, we don't have all the money because it went to somewhere else.

Right.

So what do we do?

Don't forget about the truth.

Sending money over to.

We're just gonna lie.

They did spend money, FEMA money on illegal immigrants.

They did do it.

Which didn't happen.

It did happen.

It did.

How did she also basically claiming that the Biden administration was absent and incompetent in delivering aid, despite what elected officials of both parties on the ground said.

They're still going through it.

The people in western North Carolina and eastern Kentucky are still going through it.

And when the people, the people, the population organized and started sending supplies down there, FEMA started taking those supplies and confiscating them.

They weren't the.

They weren't the answer.

They were the fucking problem.

And they beat the shit out of one of them down there.

Who was starting this nonsense that, you know, this is.

You want to talk about misinformation?

Fuck about information.

What about the press?

Flat out, this is a.

This is misinformation.

When I heard this, I was so mad about this.

And here again, I know that there's only like a thousand people to watch embassy msnbc, but it doesn't make a difference because this is out there.

Yeah, this tape was from before the election.

They still had to defend Harris.

Is this before the election?

Because aren't they talking about October?

Well, it says October 6th, but I don't know, I don't know when this interview took place, when Psaki.

Right.

Spoke like.

But did you see speaking of the.

The that goes on down in North Carolina, the.

There was roads that were just devastated, torn up, destroyed.

There were people that came down like these guys in tractors and just made this road, cleared it out, made the road happen.

FEMA came through or like, I think a road department came through and declared it, but it wasn't up to code.

And they took it down like they messed it back up.

What?

They came back, they came back and plowed it through again so people could get through supplies were not able to get through.

Tell me that they're not path.

What kind of fucking morons we do again?

And you know what?

When, when people start doing this stuff, the, the crazy.

The population needs to organize and take them out.

If your government is like the, the.

Amish literally have to get you.

And they build 100 homes, these little tiny homes.

So these people that are living in fucking tents.

I know I've said this up I don't know how many times before, but I'll keep saying it in the face, saying it.

And the local government came in and said, oh, they're not the code.

You can't stay in them.

You can stay in a fucking tent, freeze your ass off.

Yeah, but you die, right?

You could die, you could die here, that's fine.

But you can't stay in this house because we haven't.

Tell me they're not chasing.

Yeah, don't tell me they're not trying to chase them off their fucking property.

And the same thing is going to happen in California.

Grab again.

Those lies were then spread and amplified by the richest man in the world on the social media site that he owns.

So I guess none of us should have been shocked this week when Elon Musk posted that the Los Angeles Fire Department prioritized DEI over saving lives and homes.

That's an exact quote.

They did.

They did.

The chief, the fire chief of Los Angeles said her main priority was to have more, to embrace dei.

They did.

This is a fact.

We got video.

But no, we don't need that.

We have misinformation, Ms.

misinformation.

That appeared to be a disgusting dig at the city's fire chief, Kristen Crowley, who has served in the department for decades.

Right?

So what?

Okay, that doesn't matter.

We're not saying she.

She didn't serve.

She's apparently not, maybe not the best leader, if that's what your goal is.

It's like, well, we need more lesbians here.

Not, we need to keep.

We need.

Not we need the strongest department, but we need more ladies or lesbians or whatever.

So what?

You did the job for 20 years and now you're doing it poorly?

Doesn't matter.

You suck at your job.

And nobody.

Some people aren't leaders.

Right?

People are just not leaders.

First of all, nobody can say you suck at your job because why?

You're a Democrat and a lesbian and you're part of the protected community.

All right?

So you can't.

If this, if Los Angeles was run by Republicans, they would be.

The press would be up their ass like an open umbrella, rising through the.

Ranks to become the first female and LGBTQ fire chief in LA's history.

No one cares.

No one gives a shit if you're the first lesbian fire chief in Los Angeles's history.

Can you do the job?

Apparently not.

I wouldn't do Peppermint Patty with Jason's pecker.

Okay?

Bruce is obsessed with my pecker.

All right, all right, you guys.

You fight it out in the chat.

Also amplified a post this week from conspiracy theorist Alex Jones.

Yes, that guy.

He's still around.

Alex Jones wrote that Los Angeles fires are part of a larger globalist plot to wage economic warfare and de.

Industrialize the United States before triggering total collapse.

You know, I'm not one to agree with Alex Jones, but it's a little messy over there, right?

I don't know.

I'm starting to lean towards Alex Jones.

I mean, if I did.

Right.

Hovering over a Peppermint Patty over here.

Alex Jones.

I'm like, I'm in the middle.

I'm like, maybe a little more.

Alex.

Oh, I gotta tell you, Alex, I mean, Alex Jones has been right more than he's been wrong.

He's been right more than he's been wrong.

Yeah, the gay frogs and all, they are, they.

Did you realize that they are turning.

They are turning a frog gay.

He's right.

Frogs gay turn into frogs.

Gay globalists have a.

What's that weapon?

I forget what it's called.

Some kind of energy weapon.

Oh, yeah, the pull up.

Whatever.

Yeah, he's.

He's been right more than he's been wrong.

Say what you want about the guy.

I know, he's just crazy.

Crazy, right.

He sounds crazy.

Well, well, who's crazy?

A blind squirrel will find a nut every once in a while, so.

Yes.

Well, I'll tell you what, that blind squirrel, he must have a nose on him because he's finding a lot of nuts.

I mean, not sure that guy's okay.

That's it.

Directed energy weapons.

The globalist got direct energy weapons here.

Musk responded by to that post by writing, true.

Yes.

Just to repeat here, that's just the richest man in the world and the best friend of the incoming president, confirming to his 200 million followers that he thinks the devastating wildfires are a part of a globalist plot.

Well proven.

So now we're back in this vicious cycle where Trump and his new bestie push lies about a natural disaster.

How do you know that's a lie?

You don't know it's a lie.

You know why it's not?

You know why you don't know?

Because you won't investigate it.

You know why you won't investigate it?

Because they're Democrats and your friends and you're just a propagandist arm of the Democratic Party.

And now you have to go out there and carry water for these fucking idiots, which makes you even look dumber.

All right, you carry water for the fires.

Here's the deal.

Karen Bass is your mayor, Gavin Newscomb is your governor.

Adam Schiff and Alex.

But Dills are your senators.

Kamala Harris is your vice president, and Joe Biden is your president that's not even in office.

But God forbid he actually, you know, God forbid he tells people what he thinks or criticizes the other side God for.

Oh, we don't need criticism.

Free speech, folks.

Guess what?

Yeah, you know what?

I'm sorry you don't like being criticized for your fuck ups, but this is what the country needs.

We need direct sunlight to disinfect the fucking Democratic virus that's going on in this country.

And I'm telling you right now, you thought that there was an exodus out of California during COVID Wait till you see what happens now.

Well, they've literally burned people out.

Right, but do you think they're gonna.

All right, just say right now that you're a.

Let's just say you're a young couple, like in your 30s or 40s, and now you and your house just burnt down and now you got to build your house again.

Are you going to build it in a place where the mismanagement is the reason that your house burnt down.

You're going to send your kids to these schools where they try to teach them.

Don't exist.

Yeah, yeah, okay.

Or they're going to teach them about, you know, transgender and homosexuality.

And do you want, you want them to do that?

All these things that go on, the permits, the, the dei, the.

The.

Not only that stranglehold, just a stranglehold of control on everything.

You can't have a gas appliance.

Everything's got to be electric.

They don't have enough electricity now with all the burned up.

How.

What are you having?

Electric?

And how many of those cars were able to get out?

And how are you going to charge them now?

Well, that.

Charging all these cars.

Yeah.

That didn't burn up in the fire or explode.

I'm telling you, plenty of gas cars that blew up too.

I get that.

But it's amazing the amount of, like the amount of heat that generated from these fires more than really generates from a wood fire.

And why would that be?

I know, I know I got my tinfoil hat on, but there seems like a lot of going on here and maybe the winds are pushing the fires and I, I don't know.

They burned up everything in houses, so everything's flammable at this point.

God only knows what people have in their homes.

We were talking on Bruce's podcast this morning.

I said they should make every house now.

They should build it out of chimney material because that's the only thing that was standing after all these fucking fires were the chimneys.

Yeah.

Build a stone house.

Well, there's one guy, he had a stone and he had those ceramic tiles for his roof and his house, his house made it.

Everybody else's.

Everybody else's house around was destroyed.

But he also cut down all the vegetation around his house too.

He didn't have any of that.

That could catch fire or build blue houses.

Blue houses, I guess.

Yeah.

It's ridiculous the amount of.

Well, you heard Bruce say today, which I was unaware of, if they.

You can't have a house, a home with a fireplace.

Like it's not a regular wood fireplace like in the olden days.

Now you have to have a fireplace that has what, a gas insert that you're.

I'm.

So you can have.

So you can have a gas fireplace, but you can't have gas appliances.

Right.

Or they make it very difficult for you to get them.

And then you, if you sell your house that has a, A regular old fashioned fireplace, you have to retrofit it in order to sell it.

That's insane.

Like, just.

I know it's ridiculous.

Why would you even.

You people in California are out of your minds.

How do you people live there?

And you.

I mean, I.

Does the beauty outweigh it?

Well, I imagine the.

Listen, California isn't, from what I understand, because I've never been to California.

The weather is amazing.

It's one of the most.

It's like a beautiful place to live.

It's a gorgeous.

You got the.

The mountains, the.

You have, you know, the ocean.

It's.

And with the.

That's why there's so many homeless there.

It's a great climate to live in.

Well, yeah, for the most part, you can survive there.

Right?

So.

All right, so where do you think you go for the dumbest takes in all this?

The view.

That's how this works.

There was a fire catastrophe in California.

Had to do with winds.

You know how they always say, oh, the wind.

It actually does.

The winds move things and sparks move things and it doesn't matter how much water you have if 900,000 buildings go up at the same time.

That's not how.

That's not how.

It'll just.

They.

They just didn't all burst into flames.

That it took a while for the fire to get there.

And you know what?

It would.

You know what would helped?

Water.

Water.

Water would have helped.

Dumb old bag.

God damn it.

Do you believe this?

I mean, and here's the thing.

How do you defend that?

I don't mind, you know, in other words, if you got like four or five nitwits like this that want to sit there and spout this nonsense, but every weekday they fill the audience up with people that actually believe this shit.

One white woman dumber than the next.

All these yentas in the audience.

Now.

I, having lived in California, having lost every house save for one that we ever lived in, I take great offense at pointing fingers.

You should be pointing fingers about how can we help now.

You.

How dare you.

How about helping prevent the next one?

He tried make sure your government stays and does the right thing.

Trump tried.

Yeah.

By the people, for the people.

Those words sound familiar?

Run your fucking city the way it's supposed to be run.

You're offended.

She's offended.

She's offended that people are pointing out the ineptitude of the government and the city and no water.

And, you know, and now they're trying to.

She's asking us to donate right now.

We're supposed to.

We're supposed to come up.

Listen, you shit yourself.

Because whatever reason.

And now we're supposed to clean up after yet.

No, no, we're not.

We're done.

We're done cleaning.

He's already pledged all the money that he's going to print for this.

Whoops.

It's too soon to be saying, oh, it's Gavin's fault.

It says it's nobody's fault.

It's bullshitting everybody's fault.

If it was, if Trump was in.

Office, it'd be Trump's fault.

It's Trump's fault.

He's not even in office.

You just don't, you listen, don't tell anybody.

If Trump was president right now, she would blame Trump since he's not.

She has to divide by them.

Defend, defend.

Right.

Like that's taking seriously that there are, you know, magic lasers in the sky that direct the weather.

That doesn't work.

It doesn't happen.

This is a catastrophe, and this is what's happened.

And let's try to figure out how to work towards not having it happen again.

But water.

You don't fucking listen.

Water.

People have been telling you about this for decades.

It happens in California all the time.

There's fires that happen out there all the time, and you ain't done dick about it.

And now it's.

Even now what happens.

It's.

It's affecting the, the celebrities and your major donors and her buddies, right?

And now this makes great tv because you're watching this.

You.

And, you know, I was listening to the Two Bears One Cave podcast today with Bert Kreischer and Tom Segura, and they're just, they're talking about all the people that they know, the people that were, you know, grips and comedians and, and all these people that have their, their houses are gone.

And what these are going to.

What's going to happen is these Democrats are going to move to Texas and Tennessee and, you know, and they're going to take their liberal bullshit with them, and then they're going to take and ruin another state.

They're like fucking cockroaches, these Democrats.

I said it.

Cockroaches.

You know, we don't control Mother Nature.

Mother Nature doesn't give a damn what we want.

Mother Nature does what she does.

And if you're in the way, this is what happens.

And California is chock full of people.

Wow, that's some deep words from Whoopi.

You know what would help put that fire out?

Water.

Water.

That would be nice.

Water.

Maybe you keep those, all those reservoirs.

Maybe you put the water back in them.

Just saying that probably would have Helped.

That would have helped.

Then we wouldn't be dumping seawater.

Well, you know, making parts of it on probably worthless.

But you got to put the fire out.

I think at one point you just got to say it, and that's the end of that.

But, you know, I'm sorry.

I got one more thing to do.

If you thought that was dumb, Sonny Hostin said, hold my beer because he.

Says it was unbelievable.

I thought it was fake news.

He said that California's woke politics and DEI are the reasons for the fires.

Because Newsom has been tearing down dams because Native Americans.

But he called them Indians.

Yeah, yeah.

This is what happened.

This is.

These are.

These are what you call facts.

Keep reading.

Slave owner wanted some of the river back so they could catch salmon.

And Gavin didn't just knock down one.

Dam for the Indians, he knocked them all down.

He knocked down four of the dams.

I'm sorry, this stolen land.

First of all.

Okay.

Oh, my God.

So we're going to burn down California.

Okay, Stop it.

Oh, my God.

Stolen land.

Just go to jail with your husband.

Just shut the up.

Why is this woman.

Okay, go ahead.

California.

Stolen land.

Second of all, that's part of what always happens.

These dams, there's preservation of the dam.

So that was just complete.

Not only misinformation, but it was racist.

That's it.

There we go.

Hit the bell.

Racism the award.

The fires were due to racism.

I know.

I was trying to get to my belt.

There's no water in the reservoir.

It's racist because Donald Trump is racist.

Right.

That's why California is on fire.

From what Bruce said, that they had the same problems up where.

Up in the north, up near San Francisco and all.

And it was because the wires were hitting together and they were causing sparks and they caused these fires.

And what did they do?

They took the wires and they moved them apart so they don't really spark.

Did they do that in Los Angeles?

No.

Now.

But it's racism.

And if you point that out.

All right, if you point that out.

Well, then you're racist.

And you know, back in the day, you know, when you had all this, like, they've had record snows up in the mountains, and when that all melts and comes down, they could direct some of that water down into these reservoirs and all have it.

No, they were bone dry.

Bone dry.

Who needs water?

What do we care?

You know?

Do you remember last year they had record floods.

Yeah.

Record flooding.

Where's that water?

I don't know.

Doesn't matter because it's racism.

And I think we need to also call stuff like that out.

I think what this has shown us is for people who thought that Donald Trump has changed.

He has not changed.

That's why he got elected again, dummy.

Yeah, that's exactly why.

That's why we saw for four fucking years what the Democrats can do.

And we're like, fuck that.

Put Trump back in office.

At least he didn't fucking destroy the place like you fucking morons are doing.

Okay.

He is the same immature, insensitive, inappropriate oaf that he's always been.

What he should be doing right now is putting out tweets saying, I thank the heroic first responders.

I thank the countries of Canada and Mexico and all the others who've helped.

I thank the surrounding states that have sent help.

I have talked to Governor Newsom.

I have talked to Mayor Bass.

I have told them that my administration in seven days will be ready to supply everything and anything that California needs.

Californians, my thoughts are with you.

Those are the things you have to say if you need help in figuring it out.

Go look at everything that Joe Biden has said for the last four years.

Where's my ice cream?

Yeah.

Okay.

I mean, little kids, so I could sniff their fucking head.

Shut up.

Joe Biden should be saying this now.

He should be saying this now.

Donald Trump.

How dare she.

I'm not the biggest fan of Donald Trump, but how dare this dumb bitch go out and scold Donald Trump, who isn't in office yet, and say, you should be thanking fucking Biden, should be thanking him.

You know what she's saying?

They're.

Anybody saving our ass, it's them.

You know what she's saying?

She's saying you should be doing all this stuff, but you should be ignoring the fact of what caused this.

Yeah.

And do not, you know, do not, you know, I guess, do not blame those who are responsible for all the nonsense.

Her voice sounds like a cat getting raped by a cheese grater.

You don't want what you do.

And Donald Trump.

He should.

Where's my fucking.

Hold on.

I don't know what accent that was.

God damn it.

Where's my Sparky?

Said, has Biden sent any tweets saying thank you to the same people she had mentioned?

Right.

I'm sure he probably.

Look, I know he.

Aaron just goes, these bitches are retarded.

They are.

And again, I think they just put them on there just to drive us, like, to try to drive.

It's fucking crazy.

Because you notice because they get traffic.

Yeah.

Well, what Are you playing, you're playing their clips?

Listen, thank God that some people watch this debacle of a show and clip out the stupid for us.

Thank God because I don't think we.

If they didn't clip this, we would never even know what they're even saying.

I could, I can't watch after I hated this show 20 years ago when it was on.

I never, I don't watch day.

When I was home, I didn't watch daytime TV because it was the worst.

So let me touch on this real quick if we're moving on.

So I noticed that Elizabeth Warren, I know this, this weekend had put out.

Hang on.

I put out a tweet saying, you know, oh, our hearts and souls or whatever.

We're sorry.

Yeah, thoughts and prayers.

We're devastated.

You know all the buzzwords.

And she's like, if you'd like to donate, click here.

Well, it wasn't a direct link.

It was like you donated to like some profit group that took three and a half percent off the top to processing and then sent it to whomever.

They sent it to.

The Democrats.

In other words.

It was a fun.

It was a fundraising.

Fundraising site for Democrats and she.

That fucking Hiawatha.

The Hiawatha, yeah.

Elizabeth, why weren't you out there doing a rain dance?

Hi.

Thank you Hudbugger so much.

You kill me, I swear.

Yeah, you should be out there doing a rain dance.

You won them.

I mean, she's 1, 1 billionth Indian or something, right?

I'm as much Indian as she is sake.

All right, so.

All right, so we're gonna, we're gonna change in the subject.

Are we, Are we changing the subject?

Are we good with this yelling about California?

I guess.

I just, I love the fact that you're not allowed.

We're yelling into the, the echo chamber with our people.

So what happens is that didn't happen, but if you notice that it happened, then you're pouncing.

But it did happen.

But we're just going to lie and say it didn't happen?

Yeah, the fact that you noticed what happened, you're the bad guy for notice racist and calling it out.

How dare you draw attention to the fucking blinders bullshit that we did in our ineptus as a to govern something.

And I'm telling you right now, if this doesn't flip California Red, then you deserve everything you get.

And I just have one more thing that I.

Because this is what happens when you get people like Whoopi and, and we're talking about this where Is that goddamn video.

Give me one second because here we go, this one here.

What?

Do you hear this lady?

Go ahead, Maga, admit it.

When you see California burning, you're like, yeah, no, you know why I know that?

Because every time I hear a hurricane's coming or a big ass tornado, I always say, please, please let it only hit the white trailer courts.

Oh, you nasty cow.

Especially the ones with the Dixie flag.

So, yeah, at least I'm not afraid to admit it.

You're a pig.

You're a pig.

What a disgusting person you are wishing harm on anybody like that.

We don't.

We don't wish.

Sociopath.

Yeah, we're not wishing harm on the citizens in the California.

We feel bad for the citizens of California.

They're trapped.

Even though this is of their own doing for keep electing.

Look, they recall Gavin Newsom and they had a chance to get rid of them and actually get somebody in there, might be able to fix shit, but God forbid they put a fucking Republican in there.

And you know, you never get.

All you people that are for diversity and equity and all, you know who's running against them?

A black man.

But we don't want to do that.

You know why?

Because he's not.

He's not.

Yeah, he's a Republican.

He's the one next to his name.

So that's bad.

What they called him, which is Larry Elder, they called him the black face of white supremacy.

Now, I don't know how you could be more of that.

Could you say that, like, in public?

Like, if you took somebody and I could said that, how canceled would you get?

But Larry Elder gets away with that.

He gets a pass.

No, no, Larry, hold on.

Larry Elder was the black guy.

Oh, I'm sorry, I jumbled that.

Right.

Larry Elder was a black guy, but the.

The media was calling him the black face of white supremacy.

Oh, I got you.

I'm like, I don't know how else to jumble at.

How is Larry Elder the black guy getting away with saying things about Larry Elder?

Sorry, brain broke for a minute.

All right, it's been a day.

It's been a day.

It's been a day.

All right, I say we should get into the podcast shout outs.

Now, I was scolded today because I, in a drunken state on Brand X, did not let.

I let Deuce actually find the podcast shoutouts, where apparently I am not so lenient with the Duchess.

And I yell at her when she yells at me.

No, literally, you're like podcast shout out Duchess.

And then as I pick up my phone to go to the note.

Why aren't you prepared?

You're never prepared.

You and Deuce are like.

Deuce is like, I don't have the note.

You're like, I sent it back in June.

It was like two minutes of back and forth.

Yada, yada, yuck, yuck.

Good time junkie boys.

I was.

Takes me three seconds and you lose your.

Listen, I was hammered.

It was.

I was amazing that I could even talk.

All right, would you like to start off the.

I can because I'm prepared.

Thank you.

That's what I do.

I'm a fucking professional.

I vamped until you got ready.

See, I learned from my mistakes.

You tried to give yourself some credibility on I was Drunk, I was hammered.

Did you hear the last part of that podcast?

Yeah, I think you sounded fine.

I did.

You didn't sound as up as you have on previous ones, man.

There were other ones where, like, you could just.

And the thing was, I only had four of them.

Yeah, but.