Who's Paying For This | Episode 279

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Welcome back, ladies and gentlemen, to another riveting episode of the Boomer Bunker, the podcast that tackles the tough topics, share some laughs, and dive headfirst into the sea of controversy.

With no life jackets in sight, I'm thrilled to introduce your hosts, the dynamic duo who bring wisdom, wit, and a whole lot of candor.

First up, she's the voice of reason with a dash of sass, always ready to call it like she sees it, the Duchess.

And joining her, he's the no nonsense sidekick armed with bold opinions and a bald head that's ready to shine.

John Domingo.

Together they'll navigate the latest headlines, dive into deep debates, and maybe even share a pee bucket anecdote or two.

So buckle up and get ready for a conversation that's as lively as it is enlightening.

Without further ado, here are Duchess and Jamingo.

Hey, everybody.

Welcome to Thursday night.

I am one of your hosts, John Domingo.

And over here is one of my tired co hosts, the Duchess.

Good evening.

Burning the dinner?

It's been a couple days.

Both ends, are we?

A little bit.

Okay.

It's catching up.

I was fired up this morning when I woke up.

You were?

Saw all that nonsense that was going on about that to get messages while.

I was at the gym.

I was like, oh, it's 5:30 in the morning.

Why am I getting text messages from Jamingo then?

Then we.

We invaded Bruce's show this morning and fired that up too.

We?

Oh, I don't think so.

I think it was you.

Oh, well, yeah, of course.

You were there.

What do you mean?

Not we?

I was there.

I think I might have had 10 words.

Bruce can probably weigh in on that.

Well, he's not here, so he can't.

He's here.

Well, I mean, he's not in the show.

Show.

He's in the chat.

Maybe.

We don't know he's in the chat.

Is he?

I don't know.

Chatty commented.

I can't tell because I remember.

I don't.

Right here.

I don't turn the comments on.

You're in charge of.

You had them on yesterday or last.

Time near the end of the show.

I.

I can't be distracted by the comments because I cannot do that many things at the same time.

I already screwed up the beginning of the show this morning or right now?

This morning.

Today.

Whatever.

Well, Bruce says hello.

Hello.

All crap.

Nice to see you.

So the thing that fired me up so much was this.

They think we're stupid.

And when I say they, the government.

The government thinks we're stupid.

And it's both sides.

I'm sorry, but it's both sides.

Because they know how.

We're the sheeple.

We're the sheeple.

Right.

They know that they had to get this spending bill done and they figured what they could do is just pile everything in.

We're all getting ready for Christmas, jam.

It up our ass.

Right.

Not even lube it up, just jam it in there dry.

Just bend over, give you some panel and jam it in.

There it was.

And so they, they brought this thing, this.

Look at this.

Watch this.

Okay.

Printed off the CR that dropped last night and the last CR that, that's.

Got to be 18 inches high worth of papers there, if you're listening.

So it's Nate, my girlfriend, Nancy Mace.

Okay, well it's 1500 pages, so that's three reams of paper.

Yeah, that's like if you buy 500 page a pack page of paper, that's three of them stacked up.

That was a spending bill that was given to them the night before they're supposed to vote on it.

Right.

Who the is reading that?

Nobody.

You want to know who's reading it?

I'll tell you who's reading it.

Well, I know you're about to pass.

A bill that blows away your taxpayer.

Money, but they made it over 1500.

Pages long so you wouldn't read it.

I did you a favor.

I read it for you.

It's supposed to be about keeping government.

Operations open and providing disaster relief aid to hurricane victims, which I'm sympathetic to.

But if you read the bill carefully, it contains pay raises for members of.

Congress and I'm not making this up.

An expansion of their federal health benefits.

It contains all kinds of special interests.

And pork funding, including opening up a new stadium in Washington D.C.

it renews.

The Global Engagement center, which is a key node of the censorship industrial complex.

And the worst part is they didn't want you to know about any of it.

And that's why they made this a.

Last minute jam job.

The reason I'm co heading DOGE is I think outsiders to bring actual accountability to Washington D.C.

so feel free to call your congressman and let him know how you feel about it.

Absolutely.

Well, we have two republic, I mean Democratic senators here, so you can yell they don't care.

Cory Booker and is.

Who's the other one?

Is Melendez still the new.

Is he still Menendez?

He's out.

Menendez.

Melendez, whatever.

Melendez, Menendez.

The one that, that we got busted for like bribery with gold bricks and like that.

Egypt was bribing Menendez.

Yeah.

Okay.

And so who's in charge now?

Andy Kim now.

Oh, they moved Andy Kim in there.

Another Democrat.

You might with him.

I like him more than I like Booker.

Cory Booker.

At least Andy Kim seems thoughtful, right?

Yeah.

Ish.

Well, till he gets in.

But he's new, so Elon Musk and Vivek Ramaswamy, they started screaming over on X and guess what?

Everybody started listening and it caused a big stink and Dutchess.

Dreamy speaker of the House Mike Johnson had to actually start the backpedal happen.

Who wants that fucking job?

Nobody wants that job.

He has to tap dance.

And I get.

People don't like him.

They're like rhino.

I don't think he's a rhino.

But he has to.

He has to dance between the two fucking sides.

This, whatever is going to go through has to get voted on.

If we don't have enough Republican votes, we still need.

We could use Democrat votes that occasionally that happens.

But right now it doesn't look like one.

Democrats voting okay in favor of this, which is fine.

But Republicans need to band together.

Right?

Exactly that.

Why do we.

They don't.

Yes, they have.

Because you get a couple of them to stand on principle.

Thomas Massie is one of them.

Doesn't vote for any kind of increased spending.

A bunch of them.

So anyhow, I get that.

But so the.

I guess you would say the Democrats all went either on X or TV shows today and they're starting.

Yeah, they're starting to say that Elon Musk is now president.

Oh, that's the new.

That's the new buzz going around.

Everybody's repeating it.

Why do you think they.

They're doing that?

Well, it's a missive.

It's.

That's because they can't control it.

So they're like way.

No, that's not why they're doing it.

Because what they're doing.

All right, what happened when the.

They had the debate with Kamala Harris and Trump.

What was the downfall of Trump during that, that debate?

Do you remember?

Well, he was a moron during the debate.

But what, but why.

What set him off?

Do you remember?

Well, they triggered him with whatever they said to him.

But okay, she said, nobody goes to his rallies and they Leave early because they're his pride.

So this is what they're doing right now to Trump.

They're calling Elon Musk president and Donald Trump Vice President.

And I hope he doesn't take the bait, because he's of those guys that will take the bait and try to get rid and distance himself from Elon.

Trump said to Elon, I need you to look into what's going on.

And you have.

What was it?

The Department of.

I forget what.

Doge.

Whatever.

Government Efficiency.

That's it.

Department of Government Efficiency.

So all Elon's doing is doing what the President told him to do is look into this thing.

They probably ran that three reams of paper through Chat GPT and said, Summarize it.

115 pages later, there it is.

Yeah.

So down.

They wanted to rebuild Redskin Stadium was one.

Right.

What else would they.

Oh, and that's not the worst part.

It's the money spending.

It's the way they tried to cover their ass with a frying pan.

Because Trump's coming for the January 6th committee.

Yeah, he is.

All right.

And they're trying to put things into this bill where Trump won't be able to do that.

All right?

So hopefully that got taken out of there because he is going after the January 6th minute.

Because it was all bullshit.

It was all set up by the Democrats.

I mean, he's already got.

Well, she was a Republican at the time, but Lynn Cheney, they already got her for tampering.

Witness tampering.

For the lady that.

Don't.

Don't be the voice of reason, be a chamingo.

There can only be one jamingo in this show.

Yeah, we can't have two jamingos.

Someone's got to make some sense.

How dare you.

Here you go.

Dean says congressional emails can't be subpoenaed.

Can't be subpoenaed?

Are you kidding me?

Why can't they be subpoenaed?

Anybody else?

Those are literally the ones that need to be subpoenaed.

Right.

Because if the most.

Yeah.

Whenever there's any.

Let me say this to you.

When they all came after Trump, you think Trump's emails were subpoenaed?

Yes, they were.

Oh, sure they were.

And now all of a sudden, they can't be subpoenaed?

Like they're above the law.

Here's the thing.

If you're not in there fucking around, you don't have nothing to worry.

All right?

But if you're in there and you're, you know, you're committing Shenanigans.

Then you need to be held to account.

Why?

You know, they forget who the fuck they work for.

The country had an election November 5.

It was an overwhelming rejection of the Biden administration.

And the nonsense that was going on with it was, you know, all this spending.

Yeah.

The green New deal that they.

All this money and all this money they're giving to Ukraine, I'm telling you right now, I guarantee, I guarantee they're laundering that money and it's coming back to them because they're just shoveling fucking cash to these places.

Meanwhile, we've got nine month old babies freezing to death in western North Carolina.

Cause they're sleeping in tents because we can't get them any.

Can't give them homes, we can't give them money.

Something.

Right.

And then Sleepy Joe gets on the airplane, he goes over to Angola and gives them a billion dollars y.

For their infrastructure.

I mean, when he took a nap during their.

I have no.

They showed him sitting at the table.

Yes.

With his translation ears on.

And he just fell a.

Asleep.

Yeah.

Now, so.

Yeah, that's.

That's good.

That's our, that's who's running our country.

Folks that was running.

Biden hasn't run this country.

I say running and it was very broad terms.

You know what's.

His name's on the paper.

Right.

He's.

He is such an idiot.

Well, he ran for president.

He won, basically.

Yeah.

I'm the department of podcast excellence.

Dope.

That's what I am.

You're dope, John.

I'm a dope.

Dope.

He's the dope.

Some people are the goat.

John's the dope.

I'm the dope.

I forgot where I was talking about now, see, I'm sorry.

No, it's not your fault.

But it's my fault because I have an addled brain.

I'm as bad as Joe Biden.

Oh, I know what I was gonna say.

So Biden runs for president, all right?

They bring him in here, he's in the throes of dementia.

We knew it.

We knew it when he was running for this.

They take and steal the election from Trump.

Don't tell me they didn't.

Oh, there's no, there's no evidence.

You didn't look for evidence.

There's evidence all over the place.

It's done.

They took it to court.

Court didn't want to hear it.

The Supreme Court said, fuck you.

We're not going through this and we're not overturning an election.

That's not how it's happening.

So they steal the 2020 election from Trump.

All right?

And now they put Biden in there and this guy is, I don't know, a few fries short of a Happy Meal.

Yeah, maybe.

Everybody knows it.

What are you?

You're blind.

And if you're not blind, then you're just dumb and you don't care.

You got your head in the sand because, I mean, clearly you can see if you, you know, it's.

I've always been amazed when you see pictures of presidents, like at the beginning of their term and at the end of their four year or their eight years, like how much, how different they look.

Cuz it's, I mean, if you take it seriously, it's a challenging job, is a, it's a, it's a lot to your schedule if you're a younger man.

So you take somebody like Joe, who's already fallen the apart.

He's a mess.

He's clearly not competent.

The pictures of him now are so sad.

It's sad to look at him.

Like, it's actually painful to watch him shuffling around a stage, clearly twilighting.

It's, it's, it's awful.

It's actually very shameful.

Sundown.

Was it twilight?

Sundowning.

Whatever.

Both.

I don't know.

I think there's.

Whatever turns.

Yeah, it's terrible.

It's absolutely terrible.

And it's a shame on the powers that be, which would be the Democratic Party, to keep him in there.

And their number two is literally dumber than him.

She's dumber than him.

And she has her faculty.

She's just a drunk or taking pills, one or the other.

Allegedly.

Allegedly.

Of course.

We don't want to get in trouble here.

Oh, yeah.

So all of a sudden today, today they come.

Excuse me.

They come out with this.

White House aides hid Biden's apparent mental decline from day one of his presidency.

Day one explosive report reveals who didn't know this.

Shocking news.

Who didn't know this.

Well, they put this out so you can distract from that bill.

Oh my God, he's a moron.

In the meantime, they're jamming this fucking bill up our ass.

Yeah.

Apparent mental decline from day one of his presidency.

Shielding the agent commander in chief from the public and even rearranging his schedule after scatterbrained performances.

An explosive report revealed Thursday.

It's explosive.

Everybody knows.

Yeah.

Who didn't?

Everybody knew.

Look, there he is.

Look at him.

Who doesn't have a.

That's gonna be in the history books.

Is him just looking like, huh?

Who doesn't have somebody in their family that looks like this?

And you're like, gotta take his keys.

Out of the house.

Yeah.

Gotta take his keys away.

Yeah, yeah.

Put those locks on that, like those kid locks so he can't get meander in chief.

Oh my God.

Yeah.

The New York Post is brilliant, by the way, because they put.

Well, they've been doing this.

Yeah.

They've been doing these headlines for years.

They would put a lid on and at 4pm you couldn't even get a hold of them.

Meetings were scheduled for later and in fact the first disclosed after Biden debate flop against the president.

The staff admitted that the Democratic nominee had difficulty functioning outside a six hour window that closed at 4pm Daily.

Like a drive through.

Just like, we're done.

He went for this.

Give him his ice cream, he takes a nappy poo and he's done.

He went for the silver plate special at 4:00.

The early bird special at the Ponderosa.

Right.

It just, it's sad.

This is, this is the.

Oh, and then they got falling up, up the stairs, you know, and I get it, I'm clumsy, I trip overstairs and like that too.

But it's, it's.

He's a Met.

Yeah.

He tripped over.

He tripped over a sandbag.

He went the wrong way on stage.

Yeah.

And then he blunders off.

Yeah.

He comes up, he.

He mumbles into a mic and then when it's time to go, he walks around like a Roomba up there.

He don't know where to go.

Everybody's making fun of it.

And I blame her, I blame Jill.

She did not.

She's not whatsoever.

A lot more.

Well, she enabled him for sure.

Hey, so here you go.

The guy reads the parts in parentheses on the prompter.

Yes.

Pause for applause.

He just woke up.

Like literally, like when he does that.

Whoa.

Yeah.

He gets done a press conference and you know how they all start screaming questions and he's just.

Literally.

He was like.

He was like asleep for that moment.

Like his brain shut down and he literally like woke up to people yelling at him and it's it.

You know, it is.

I don't think he was a terrible politician.

He was just a rotten son of a.

Who was just in too long and he's just gotten progressively worse and.

But I still pity someone who goes through that kind of decline in such a public eye.

I don't wish that on anybody.

He should not be in charge, obviously.

But I mean, come on.

There hasn't been a honest Democratic primary since 2015.

All right?

Bernie Sanders was running away with the 2016 primary, which was in Philadelphia.

They stole it from him.

Hillary stole from him.

And Trump won because they stole this prime.

They stole the primary in 2016 from.

I was going to say Barry Sanders.

Bernie the running back for the poor.

Barry the running back for the Lions.

They stole the nomination from him, from Bernie Sanders.

And then the Democrats said, fuck you.

They stayed home and Trump won.

They never thought that was gonna happen.

Yeah, so then.

But nobody wanted Hillary, okay?

So then they were.

So in 2020, they ran another primary.

Bernie Sanders was kicking their ass again.

They were going into South Carolina and they made Pete Booty Juice and Amy Kloma, Char and all the rest of them.

All these morons drop out and throw their support behind Biden so he could beat Bernie.

So that was the second time they fucked Bernie Sanders out of the nomination.

I don't know why he tolerated it.

I really don't.

He was supposed to have a one term president.

And then he said, you know what?

I kind of like this.

I'm gonna run for two turns.

And they should have said, grandpa, you're lucky you're in here one time, all right?

Sit your ass down and shut up.

But he wouldn't do it.

And so then he goes out for the debate.

Fucking bombs.

And the nicest thing to say is.

He bombed right now.

They gotta get him out of there.

So what do they do?

They go in and they say, listen, you, you're fucking done.

All right?

Yeah, we're taking you out.

Essentially, Joe, and I don't mean Joe, because Joe don't know what the fuck day it is.

Joe's people, Joe's camp said, you know what we're gonna do?

We're gonna throw our support behind Kamala Harris.

And that's where they can't get anybody else.

So then Joe, he did the.

Too late anyway.

He did the reverse.

He did the back door reverse.

Finger up the ass to the Democratic Party because.

So they couldn't put anybody in there.

So then if Joe Biden wasn't bad enough, then they roll out this nitwit, all that.

Ladies and gentlemen, and everyone else.

That is called bidenomics.

That is called bidenomics.

And we are very proud of bidenomics.

Tanks the.

Yeah, tanks the economy.

The inflation rate goes up to 9%.

Prices go through the roof.

And people.

That's Trump's fault.

People are feeling this, right?

Yeah, look, they were coming out of a Covid.

$10 for eggs.

Yeah.

They were coming out of a Covid economy.

They were.

The economy was ready to go booming, and he had that Reduction Inflation Reduction Act.

All that was was a boondoggle for green energy, so they could take and take that money and recycle it back to themselves again.

And the American people said, fuck this, we want Trump.

It was the same thing.

We've had enough.

We just have gotten beat and beat and beat and beat, and there's no more money.

There's no more.

We're at the bottom.

The amazing fact that the American citizens are the last things that anybody is thinking about, any of the politicians, it's insane.

I don't even know what to say.

You got kids that are coming out of college, and you've got young people that are trying to, you know, buy a house, start a family.

They can't.

They're still living with their parents at home.

Cause they can't.

They can't afford to go out.

And now, you know, this is like right after the Depression when everybody consolidated and moved back in again.

They don't use the word depression because it's too.

Oh, we can't say depression.

So we'll say recession or we'll say anything else, whatever they call it.

And so now, I mean, how many times you said, listen, I want some mean tweets and cheap gas, like they were begging for Trump to come back.

So they run Trump against Kamala Harris.

And they did.

Trump wasn't leaving.

That's the whole thing.

I don't even think the Republicans, a bunch of Republicans, didn't want him hanging around.

But yet, you know, the thing is, nobody else.

Nobody else.

There's nobody else.

Nobody else could have straightened this economy out.

They tried to.

Listen, they tried to put him in jail.

That didn't work.

Then they tried to shoot him twice.

Well, they did manage to shoot him.

They shot him at least once.

But, yeah, by the grace of God, he turned his head a little bit and it got him in the ear.

Yeah, that's insane.

And then they.

The mainstream media had a campaign against him.

He couldn't.

You know, they just bashed him to death.

And of course, everything that Kamala Harris did was sunshine and roses and a joyful warrior.

And then that dumb twat, she goes out, and instead of the one state she needs, the one state she needs to win the nomination is Pennsylvania.

She would pick the governor of Pennsylvania.

Why?

Because he's Jewish.

He's a Jew, and we can't.

I don't know.

Did he want to hang his Hat with her?

Probably not.

I think he might have even declined it.

Maybe she needed him.

And he was like, we'll never know.

You're a losing racehorse.

I'm not.

But why should he ruin his chances by hanging his hat with a loser like her?

Okay, so Trump wins the election, stupid.

And not by a little.

By a lot.

He won the popular vote.

He won the electoral college.

He won the flip states.

Yeah.

All the swing states.

He got him.

Unbelievable.

So now he's coming back, and they're scared shitless because they spent eight years fucking him in the ass.

And the American people.

And now he's coming back, and you know what?

He's smarter, and he's picking smarter people.

And you know something?

Democrats.

You know how dumb you are?

You're chasing your own people away.

You chased away Robert Kennedy Jr.

You chased away Tulsi Gabbard.

Elon Musk was a Democrat.

He was.

Joe Rogan was a Democrat.

I mean, all of the.

All these people just left your party because you're fucking insane.

They say, oh, we need a Joe Rogan.

I'm like, you had a Joe Rogan.

You had Joe Rogan.

All you had to do was act stupid.

The guy, right?

He gets Covid.

Joe Rogan gets Covid.

And he goes out and he gets ivermectin and hcq because I never know how to say that word.

Hydrochloroquine.

There we go.

And.

Yeah, and he go and he gets over it.

And they attack him.

And they say.

They still talk about him like that.

They say that he was taking horse dewormer and not.

That's what Joy Behar said last week.

She said he took course that still, they still.

I don't know if that's a new audio clip or was it the same recycle.

It's probably a new one.

So they go through all this.

They.

They chase everybody away.

And who do they prop up?

Transsexuals.

And.

And not just your basic normal transsexuals, but the ones that want to groom kids.

Well, yeah, okay.

And then they wanted to send men into women's spaces and all this other shit.

And women are like this.

So you.

You hitched your horse to crazy and.

Then shame the women that want to be safe.

Right?

And shame them.

Shame them.

Your own voters.

Shame black men into not voting for you.

Shame women not to vote for you.

It's.

It was.

Shame Hispanic voters.

It was horrible.

They, they.

Everything they did.

Don't do that.

If you want to win anything, don't do what the Democrats did.

And the only one that stuck with you was the dumb white liberal women.

Those morons were still.

Cause we're gonna do the work.

The screaming ones and hair.

We have to sit and listen.

No, no, not even them.

The housewives that wanna.

Oh, we have to sit and listen and we have to not talk over.

Allow them to speak or disagree.

And they did with this DEI nonsense.

And white people are like, what the fuck?

What are we?

And so.

Okay, so now you know what, you made a big giant pile of shit stew, now you gotta take and eat it all.

Yeah.

And what they do now is now they're just out lying.

So we get Hakeem Jeffries.

Disgusting.

So when they're talking about this bill this morning.

Wait to hear this load of horseshit.

This was this morning.

Everything's changed.

In eight hours, everything has changed.

House Republicans, House Democrats, Senate Republicans and Senate Democrats reached a bipartisan agreement to fund the government, keep it open, and meet the needs of the American people.

We reached a bipartisan agreement to provide disaster assistance to everyday Americans whose lives have been upended and turned upside down as a result of hurricanes, tornadoes, wildfires, floods.

Disgusting man.

And other types of extreme weather events.

We reached a bipartisan agreement, we heard, to meet the needs of the American people and provide assistance to farmers, families, children, seniors, veterans, men and women in uniform and working class Americans.

You piece of shit.

House Republicans have now unilaterally decided to break a bipartisan agreement that they made.

Yes.

Why?

Fuck you.

Because it's 1300 extra fucking pages of bullshit.

That's why.

Yeah, that's what that is.

And you dropped it 19 hours before the vote like nobody could read it.

But guess what?

Now we got Doge, we got Vic, we got Elon Musk, and they're reading this shit and they're calling you on your bullshit.

And then what happens is the Republicans are now like, fuck, we can't.

We can't support this.

That should be made available to any American who wants to see that.

And it should be made available, I would say a month and a half to two months before you even vote on it.

But they don't do that because I.

Know that I can see what's coming up on my local town agendas and see what's happening.

Right.

They wheel this fucking.

All this.

This whole wheelbarrow.

Yeah.

Thing of papers in here and say, here you go, we're going to vote on it in 19 hours.

And they're like, what the hell?

Obamacare, Shove that through.

Right?

And they're Sitting there.

And you have where they have more money for this censorship shit that they're trying to shove down our throats and how to protect themselves from when Trump comes in and finds out and exposes them.

See, here's the thing.

Elon Musk and Vivek Ramaswamy are a big giant light.

And they're shining it on all the cockroaches in Congress.

And what do cockroaches hate?

Light.

They can't stand it.

They start scurrying.

They're heading for the hills.

They're trying to get in the shadows, they're trying to get into the cracks.

They're trying to get out of the way.

And that's not happening anymore.

I just can't believe that people are still putting up with this.

When I say people like, I can't believe the Democrats are still trying to make this happen.

It's not, it's so not.

Sparky says they always do this shit around Christmas.

They, they tell them if they don't come up with an agreement, no one goes home for Christmas.

Then let them, you know what?

Then let them work through fucking Christmas one time.

I don't give a shit.

Right, I don't care.

That's your job.

Pay the bills, review them.

Be goddamn normal about it and review this shit.

Don't wait till the last minute.

You, you know, I'm pretty sure you all have calendars.

You can figure out what's coming up.

They have a shitload of people that do that job for you.

Right?

So today when I was on, I was all fired up this morning, more than I am now.

I was on Bruce's show, the Weathered view on it's a Twitter space.

And Ken was in there and he was trying to.

Cause I was upset that they raised the salary of the.

Of Congress from 176,000 a year to $246,000 a year.

Bullshit.

A little bump, a little bump, a little bump.

And they're like, well, you know, we haven't had a pay raise since, I forget, 2009.

Guess what?

It's a part time job.

You don't go there every day, okay?

Fuck you.

Not only that, you know, but they get medical benefits and they get a staff and they get travel and all kinds of perks and free lunch and all this other shit that they get.

And, and now all of a sudden, and you know what?

70% of the country lives on half of the 175,000 and they need more.

Money, feel lucky they live on half of that.

Exactly, yeah.

75,000 or what?

It would be 80 somewhere.

$80,000.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

You got.

Bob says they get inside a trade.

Yeah, yeah.

If you and I brought that up earlier.

Yeah, if you and I.

Jail.

Exactly.

They put.

What's her name in jail for Martha Stewart.

Exactly.

All these perks and all this.

And then all of a sudden we're supposed to sit here and say.

And we're trying to.

And they're taxing us more.

And we're supposed to say, oh, thank you, sir.

May I have another?

And what are we getting out of this?

What do we get?

What do we get as taxpayers?

Do we get medical insurance?

Is our insurance cheaper?

Is anything cheaper?

Everything's going.

Every.

They taxing everything.

So now.

All right, so this is the shit that they do.

We're not making more money.

Costs are going up.

We're getting less for the dollar.

And they want more of our money.

For taxes and raises.

So they.

In New Jersey, one of the things is the gasoline tax.

They raise the gasoline tax how many times?

What's up, Soft?

How you doing?

And so.

Hey, Sauce here.

Sauce.

Saf fails again.

All right, so they raised the gasoline tax.

And I don't know if you remember this, but the president of the Senate in New Jersey was a guy by the name of Steve Sweeney.

And New Jersey said, do not raise this gas tax another two 32 cents.

And he did it because he did it in the beginning of the session.

He thought everybody in New Jersey was going to forget about it.

And we just kept.

We ended up electing a guy, a truck driver who put like $500 into his campaign.

We elected him into the Senate and kicked Steve Sweeney out for that shit.

Is that guy still in?

No, he lost.

He lost this time because.

Yeah, but what I'm just saying is, you know, finally one and done.

It showed that people are like, fuck you.

And they banded together and, you know, put that doofus in.

So you last.

But right.

So now what they.

So New Jersey's on an initiative to have electric cars because, you know, we're like.

We're the East Coast, California, whatever.

East Coast, California, exactly.

So now guess what?

They're not using as much gas, so they're not getting the tax.

So what do they do this year?

If you have an electric car, when you register your car.

Bullshit.

You have to pay a $250 surcharge.

There you go.

Here, bend over.

We're not greasing this $250 surcharge up.

We're just going to ram it in there.

Dry.

How do you like this?

So am I gonna park my electric car on the.

By the beach where I live in my beach house?

Does that, Is that gonna work where it floods?

Well, because, you know, batteries and salt water do so well together.

I mean, look what happened in Florida with those hurricanes.

All these.

All these electric cars that went, yeah, yeah, yeah.

It's not like you can just throw them away.

You got those batteries, you gotta do something with those.

I love the people that.

And they're still pushing this climate change, that we can stop it.

And I said this before, it's like, you know, you're in a restaurant and they have a no smoking section.

Meanwhile, everybody else in the place is smoking.

It's not doing a fucking thing.

You're not doing anything.

You're still smelling the smoke.

You're still.

China, India, nobody else is paying attention to this.

Russia, they're not paying attention to this Green New Deal.

Just us, because we're fucking stupid.

And you've got a bunch of college educated kids that think that this is a.

That they're saving the planet.

I listen to a podcast and it's called We're Not Wrong.

And this one chick on there, it should say we're not wrong.

Except Jen, she's always wrong.

And she gets in there and she starts talking about trains and how the fossil fuels are going to be the end of this country because of hurricanes.

And I'm like, oh, my God, how stupid.

What happens to an electric car in a flood?

Catches on fire and they're batteries.

Salt water and batteries, you can't put it out.

They can't even.

When one of these electric cars catch on fire, they don't even have the capacity.

They just burns until it runs, until it burns.

I think Sparky's messing with us a little.

It burns a hole in a road because nobody knows how to put them out.

You put water on them, it makes it worse.

Like gas on fire.

Throwing it in the kitchen, you know.

It'S like throwing water on a gas fire.

It's oil fire.

It's ridiculous.

We blow it out.

So I know TV today.

Whoopi Goldberg's on there.

She's.

I don't know who.

I got no idea who run the country.

Is it Elon?

Is it.

Is it Trump?

Is it?

Well, we know it's not Biden.

He's home shitting his.

Well, technically, on paper, it's still your fucking president, dummy.

Right?

Nobody, you know, he's running a good.

Can't find.

Nothing's changed.

Can't Find Biden, because he's in Delaware.

He's done.

He's like, fuck this, I don't want to be here.

He left Tuesday.

He left Tuesday.

He's in Delaware.

Why don't we just move.

Look, just move the inauguration up.

Swear him in.

Now let's start out.

Let's start now.

Nobody's doing.

No one's running the country.

So we got away 30 something days.

Sparky says, Obama.

I doubt it.

Big Mike, the decent Mike says, it's a decent whoopee impression.

Of course it is.

My impressions are legendary.

My Trump, my Whoopi.

That's true.

Nothing but the best.

Yeah.

So here we are, we're stuck with this shit.

But thank God for Elon Musk, because if he wouldn't have made this big stink of it, they would have voted this fucking thing in 110.

And here's the thing.

It's not even the budget.

It's just to get us from now to March.

Yeah.

It's like, yeah, it's to the spring.

Yeah.

What they did was they, they were able.

The new.

There was a new spending bill.

It slimmed down a little bit from 1547 pages down to 116 pages.

Imagine that.

Amazing, right, that they're able to just eliminate a shitload of pork.

Yeah.

This is definitely.

This is a good thing.

Bariatric surgery on that fucking bill.

So guess what?

And you know what the people are saying, well, who's this Elon Musk?

He's not even elected.

Elected official.

You know who he is?

He's citizen of the United States and he's a fucking voter.

And he has a say.

And he just happens to own one of the biggest social media platforms in the world.

And he goes on there and people pay attention to him.

And when he.

And when he shines the light on the bullshit that's going on, people are like, hey, what's going on here?

And he's exposing the corruption and the fucking greed that goes on in Congress.

And they don't like it.

None of them.

Not the Republicans, not the Democrats.

They don't like it.

But you know who does like it?

We.

The people.

Well, we should.

But, you know, some people are so stupid paying attention.

A lot of people just don't.

They don't get.

They see these little snippets and they're like, oh, what do you mean?

It's, you know, oh, Elon Musk isn't allowing stuff to get paid.

Well, that's not true.

Right.

We are letting stuff get paid right now.

What's going to go through is the most important bits of it.

And then, you know, everything has to be re evaluated.

I mean, FEMA's getting money.

There's going to be money going for NOAA, the National oceanic and Atmospheric Administration.

For what?

You know, there's going to be money for expenses related to consequences of hurricanes, typhoons, wildfires.

Oh, I thought that was fema.

Well, no, it's going to be for operations research and facilities.

So it's, it's.

I know, but they're going to, they're going to do 102,500,000 to rebuild the bridge in Maryland.

That should be the insurance company of the fucking boat that ran and ran and knocked it the fuck down.

I don't even know what's going on with that.

And why are we picking that up?

Why are we, why are we paying for that?

Write a letter.

Write a letter.

Yeah, sure, hold on, let me, let me start.

Dear who?

Wait a minute, hold on, let me think about this.

All right, I'm going to write a letter to who it may concern.

Are you out of your fucking minds?

Why are we paying for a bridge that a fucking boat knocked down that's fully insured?

Get a hold of them.

You still need the bridge built.

Where does the money pay for it?

Let the insurance company pay for it.

Well, how long do you want to wait?

Do we.

You want to cut the.

That's a very popular port.

Do you want to just eliminate the bridge right there?

Guess what?

You know what?

Everything's coming in out of that port right now, okay?

We'll allow anything to happen until.

Why do we pay billions of dollars to replace the bridge?

I know, but until that point, you still need a fucking working bridge.

How long has that bridge been knocked down?

It's been within this year.

Did the work.

Okay, so what?

Just cause you don't use it.

Okie dokie, you know, hey, what can I tell you?

I mean, you know, until it gets fixed, until we get the money, we'll.

Just knock down the fucking Betsy Ross.

Whatever.

Yes.

Why do we always get shoved up our ass?

Because we don't want to go.

And you know, how about the government.

Billions of dollars in this and that's what you're mad at?

Is that.

Yes.

You need to read more.

It's part of it, okay?

It's definitely part of it.

Why are we doing that?

Why would we build a station, a stadium for a losing fucking football team?

Would you rather have a stadium or a bridge?

Neither.

How about.

I don't want either.

That's not the answer.

You sure it is?

I just made it.

The answer the NFL makes is another organization has just prints money and they can't pay for a fucking stadium for one of their 32 teams.

I'm sorry, but I don't think that's how it works.

It does.

That's how it works.

That's how it should work.

Well, but that's not how it works.

It's not how it works.

We just did the same thing in Philadelphia.

I don't know why.

Well, because it's in D.C.

so that's probably why I got budgeted into it.

And it's probably all grants or whatever.

The way they set that budget up, it's tourism, travel and shit.

That's where it falls.

This is the problem.

Because people are like, well, what are we going to do?

We have to pay for it because the insurance company won't do it and it'll take too long.

That doesn't mean you don't get your money back.

But I don't know what the specifications are.

I haven't read anything you just said.

No, we don't need a bridge.

I'm just.

That was your response.

So I'm like, why are the taxpayers on the hook for this bridge?

Because, you know, once it goes up, they all of a sudden, everybody will forget about it.

It'll be like a booger on your finger.

You're rolling it around.

You're rolling around.

What's this thing?

Oh, I don't know.

And you flick it and that's it.

And it'll be the end of it.

Okay, if the.

Okay, here's.

I.

Are you serious?

If something happened and the insurance company supposed to be responsible for it, if you put the weight of the US government behind that and went to the insurance company, I bet you they'd cough up the fuck or they would be able to do business.

I don't know what the investigation stat.

I don't know where they are in that state.

If the government.

You still need a fucking bridge.

It's not going to go up tomorrow anyhow.

Start getting the stuff ready to go.

And then put the weight of the US government behind the insurance company and say, guess what?

If you don't get this, how do.

You make it ready to go?

Can I finish a sentence here?

No.

Well, I am going to.

Don't make me cut your mic, Bob.

Listen, if you don't put the weight behind the government and tell that insurance company that if they don't fucking do.

You know, if they don't cough up the money for this bridge, you're never gonna be able to do business in this country again.

I'm sure they will cough up the money for that bridge.

Okay?

They could lean on that.

They could lean on that company like they lean on everybody else.

All right, well, then you should call that person and say, hey, I'm just.

You should get the insurance company to pay it.

Yes, the government.

Okay.

Are you kidding me?

Are you serious?

There are more steps than that.

I am sure someone is in the process of getting this.

You're telling me that the gov.

That the people.

You know something?

If it was you and your car ran in and knocked over a bridge, I bet you they'd be up your ass like an open umbrella.

I would still need a vehicle.

I still need to get somewhere.

Yeah.

But you know what?

I can't sit around and wait for the insurance company.

But that doesn't mean I'm not working to try to get my money.

But in the meantime, I still have to get to where I gotta go.

You're the problem.

You're the problem.

You're a ding bad.

You're the problem.

You're the problem.

Attitude is why we're in the predicament.

How people need to get to work and move around and how we need to keep business moving and people going to where they need to go.

And I'm the problem?

You're the problem because you just figure out, we'll pay with it.

Pay for it.

Who cares?

That's what I said.

We'll just write a fucking check, Willie Nil.

In fact, don't even sign it.

Just, in fact, leave the box blank and just sign it.

That's all.

Send it over to him.

Just send the invoices to this P.O.

box and we'll just pay it.

Send it to Jamingo because.

Because, you know, we're the government.

We need a bridge.

Who cares that a ship ran into it, knocked it the fuck down and killed a bunch of people?

Yes.

Do you think there might be some lawsuits going on?

Do you think they're just going to fling money out?

Be like, here you go.

Oops, we bad.

If you think they're gonna tie that.

Bullshit up for quite a while.

Hang on.

I gotta go to the check.

Cause I can't even imagine what they're saying.

They gotta be saying, please show.

I can't show the eye roll anymore because we're not using that anymore.

Yeah, get over, Dean.

Again.

If you put the weight of the US Government behind the insurance company, all kinds of money would come flying in here because they make money hand over fist.

The problem is, what do the insurance companies do?

They back all the representatives and they pay for their campaigns and shit.

So this is why this happens.

All right.

I'm glad you figured it out for me.

There you go.

Somebody had to.

What do you want from me?

Thank you.

Thank you.

Because apparently I just don't understand anything.

Thank you.

I did say.

Oh, my God, thank you so much.

I don't know what I would do.

Do I know how to breathe now?

Christ.

So let's.

What do I do now?

Do I sit here?

Click buttons?

Do I talk?

Let's keep tries.

The Ukraine gets their fucking money immediately.

What the fuck's the difference?

I don't know.

I'm just saying that finally we have somebody that's going to Washington that's holding our government's feet to the fire and reminding them that we the people are in charge.

They work for us, we don't work for them.

And I'm happy about it.

Okay?

Okay.

Trump, Trump.

2024, the sequel.

I'm here for it.

I'm 100% here for it.

Bob says make her wear that hat.

Fuck that hat.

I'm not wearing that hat.

That's all right.

You know who's going to lose this week?

The Steelers are going to lose to the.

To the Ravens.

Baltimore, where they're going to build that bridge for you.

Cool.

Oh, my God.

All right, so what's next?

I don't know.

I'm letting you rant since you.

I'm done rant this morning.

I'm done ran now.

I got it all out.

Nothing else.

Sure.

I don't know.

Hold on.

Let's see what Sparky says.

I don't see Elon and Vivek getting along.

Both of them are.

Are going to do.

Want to do things.

Well, let's see.

All I know is what I found out today.

Let me see if I can find because this is where is dreamy.

Here we go.

I found this fascinating.

Where is it?

Here it is.

Check this out.

Oh, and this is breaking news.

You do not know.

You know who also does not like this?

Elon Musk, the world's richest man just tweeted, this bill should not pass.

The only way you're going to be able to pass it now, Mr.

Speaker, is with Democrats.

If you could, if you could.

What's your message to Elon Musk?

Well, I was communicating with Elon last night.

Elon and Vivek and I are on a text chain Together, Elon Vivek and Mike Johnson have a group chat where they talk back and forth.

That's a good thing.

Okay, that's good.

That's a good thing.

So I think Mike.

Dreamy.

Mike Johnson, with those dreamy eyes of his and his coiffed hair, I think he got over his skis and thought that he was going to be able to push this through.

And then they said, no, no, no, no, we're not.

This is not happening.

This is not happening.

So make it realistic.

It's not.

It wasn't anywhere close to reality.

None of it.

Yeah.

So Vivek Ramaswamy and Elon Musk are part.

They are here for us.

They're here for the people.

They have a bigger voice than we do, and they're standing up for us.

And I don't see where there's a problem in any of that.

Sparky says I'm sending Duchess a Steelers hat.

She has a Steelers hat.

Well, I could use another one, but do.

You don't have to send me anything, Sparky, but thank you.

What is with the hat?

I don't get it.

Because they like.

I don't know.

I.

I think they.

They don't like it.

They don't like it when Mommy and Daddy are fighting.

No.

He said, sparky says I need a baseball hat to wear it brings in more viewers.

Does it?

Well, then you better put a damn hat on.

That's all I gotta say.

Maybe I'll pull it down.

No.

All right, hang on.

Changing the subject.

Now I got some bad news for everybody.

Where did it go?

Hold on.

I know it's got to be up here.

Did I turn?

It didn't happen.

Then I got some bad news for everybody.

Only fan models are using AI chatbots to talk dirty for them.

Guys, when you're.

When you're paying your money to talk to your only fan whores, it's not them.

They're using Chat box because they're making so much money on only fans.

That and all of these people, they're using Chatbot.

They're not even talking dirty to you.

That should be against the law.

That should be on the billboard Voger.

Says only affects you.

John.

Look, I only do this for show prep.

I don't do it.

I'm not one in there.

Matter of fact, I don't have any.

Do I have any only fans?

Bob says half of the models on OnlyFans are AI anyway.

You think so now you don't think.

Did you see today?

Where show prep?

Yeah, show prep.

Of Course, the things that I do for you people, I get no.

And you know what?

I don't even get any credit for it.

So we were having a Twitter.

We have a Twitter DM with some podcasters and Teresa from Shitty Song of the Week.

Shitty Song of the Week said that no one's seen Haley.

You know, the hoc.

To a girl, Haley Welsh.

Her podcast has not been out in two weeks.

Ever since that coin.

They're suing the people that were behind the coin.

Right.

I would feel horrible if she committed suicide because of all this nonsense.

Why would you think she did?

Well, I think Teresa said that she might have.

I don't know if that's.

And then I went looking for it, and they said no one's seen her for, like two weeks.

Like, she's laying low.

She's probably in grandma's house.

You know what?

Just go.

She is.

Just go and do your podcast and just say, look, you know what?

These people.

I'm screwed, too.

Her legal team might be like, shut.

Your pie hole over there.

Because, I mean, she.

She looks like she's very nice, Ding dong kind of girl.

I don't know if she could.

If she could do the podcast, if she could not.

Not discuss something.

You know, what a.

What an arc, man.

She.

She was at a Bachelor she was out on.

And she did one interview and she took off and she was making all this money, and then all of a sudden they just yanked the fucking rug out from under.

I know.

Well, that's the shows, like.

So there's everybody.

Everybody's out to get you.

Everybody's out to get you.

She's on it.

I have said before, people hate winners.

So she was winning for the moment.

Yeah.

And, you know, like, the.

Look at that poor squirrel.

The guy who had the squirrel and the raccoon.

Right.

Yes.

He's.

They're happy.

Great.

You know, Internet hits.

People were loving them, and this woman's like, you and your squirrel.

And reported them, and now they killed those things.

So, like again, peanut, there you go.

So.

And that poor.

And the poor raccoon.

I'll say it's Fred, but I can't remember, you know, and it's just people can't leave people alone.

Although I think the.

The bitcoin thing, that might have been like some legal stuff, but she put.

Her name behind it.

Yeah.

And don't back that shit, girl.

Yeah.

Tangible stuff.

Merch.

And they.

They basically.

You know, I think it was like, in one day, it went.

And there was.

Well, she sparked up and then I guess I don't.

I don't know how it works.

So I don't know what.

She actually did talk shit on it and it tanked and then everybody like invested in bought highs lost their money.

She'll be the next only fans girl trying to make some money.

You know what?

Poor thing should be back in the spring factory again.

Working in the spring factory.

Well, I hope she saved her money.

So, I mean, she had a nice run for a bit, so I hope.

She didn't invest in her own coin.

That would be stupid.

Wouldn't that be a bit.

Where's all your money flushed?

Oh, I couldn't.

Hug too on that.

Yeah, I feel she.

She was a funny kid.

Like, you know what good on her.

She.

She had her moment of fame, cashed in brilliantly.

You know, she didn't hang her ass out.

She said something stupid that was funny and like the whole Internet went nuts for a while.

I thought her podcast was good.

I listened to it and when she was interviewing people, she had, you know, really good conversations.

It was entertaining.

The one thing that she can't do, that girl has no rhythm.

She dances like an epo.

Like an epileptic.

I've never seen it.

It's like she dances like Elaine from.

Like Elaine on Seinfeld.

Worse than Elaine on Seinfeld, if that's even possible.

Well, if you got money, you don't need to learn how to dance.

Oh, I mean, listen, I know some w.

But you know something, then start doing some country line.

You ever watch those country line dances?

They're amazing.

They're fun.

I mean, there's they.

They do these like.

They got 32 steps.

Like the bars.

Yeah, yeah.

Do like country night.

They get a load of people.

Yeah, they do.

And they have some of that.

Yeah.

And if you're a guy and you can learn that country line dancing.

Get out there, dude.

You're going home with somebody.

Yeah, get out there, dude.

Boot scoot.

Green basket behind me.

Oh, no, no.

Okay, so here's what's going on.

So behind me is a bucket of papers.

I did a lot of cleaning around here.

Spring cleaning in the wintertime.

I'm getting rid of a lot of junk and I'm throwing stuff.

And behind there is a whole container full of papers that got to go through the shredder.

And I was shredding them.

I filled.

I'm going to burn that shredder up.

I filled that because it's got a container.

It's about the size of a wastebasket.

And I'VE emptied it three times that they just run a pit.

As a matter of fact, one time it shut off.

It was so hot, it actually, it overheated.

It overheated.

It shut off.

And I had to let it cool down and catch on fire.

Burn my whole studio down.

Oh, God.

So that's what.

That's behind me.

I see you have the curtains closed.

So, yeah, it was a lot of, you know.

Again, normally I have more time to put the show together today, but I had a lot of personal nonsense that was going on.

The Jimmy stopped down yesterday.

Oh, you'd said that.

So I'm sitting here three, four hours.

I had some work that I got done.

It was down well, I guess it was like 1:30 in the afternoon.

And I said, oh, you know what I'm gonna be able to do?

I'm gonna go take a nice nap this afternoon.

All right?

This old guy's gonna get a nice nap.

And all sudden I hear the door open.

Hey, what are you doing?

So he comes down.

Johnny.

He is a mess.

He's so funny.

So we started talking about.

Makes me laugh.

We were talking about the Eagles, and then we were talking about the Chiefs and Travis Kelce and Taylor Swift, of course.

And he says to me, you're not Taylor Swift, Shane.

All that.

Like, she's knocking on his fucking door.

I say, I'm like, excuse me?

He's like, well, you know, I said, what's the billionaire part that you don't like?

Or she's not attractive enough for you?

She's blonde.

Yeah.

She's got, you know, Taylor Swift's not good enough for the Jimmy.

I said, jimmy, they haven't made a woman yet.

That's good enough.

He'll find.

The one time he was sitting there talking, he was talking about this girl and he's like, yeah, you know, she had funky feet.

Like, funky feet.

Is he a foot guy?

I don't know.

I have no idea.

He always finds she had a gap between her tooth, her one eye, she.

Breathed loud.

She doesn't eat mushrooms.

I.

I don't know.

I mean, it was just one of those things.

Things where she just.

He amazes me.

He's.

And then.

And the whole time he's down here because, remember, I had my one daughter came down and we just.

I have this one storage space down there was just full of stuff and we ripped everything out.

I went through all.

All my podcasting stuff and organized it and we put it back in there again.

So I've got a bunch of stuff around Here I still have to go through and, and get rid of.

And he's down here and the whole time he's scared.

Yard sale.

Yeah, he's down here.

Scanning, looking at this, looking that.

What's this?

What's that?

He's.

I'm telling you, the.

Oh yeah, the foot guy.

Yeah, he's a foot guy.

How about that, Bruce?

A foot guy.

I don't understand the feet thing.

That's.

That I don't get.

I can get it if they're.

If you have nice looking feet.

But like, I'm.

That's not.

Yeah.

I mean, listen, don't get me wrong.

I've seen a girl with hammertoe.

You ever see a hammer?

Oh, yeah, those are.

That's, that's, that's terrible.

All that I understand, all right.

I see women with the bunions like that.

Their toes just go like in a hole.

They all smushed together.

It's, it's terrible.

I, I friend who got surgery, like.

And there was just pins on all her toes.

I was like, I can't even look at you.

Like, just don't show me pictures of your feet.

She's got a gap in her teeth.

She eats mushrooms.

She's got a dick.

Yeah, I hate that.

I hate when I find that.

Got a dick root.

Well, if I see him next week, because you know, I will.

Oh, he sees, he'll come trotting out like moving up.

Hey, yeah, I might as well throw.

Set up three microphones and I don't see now I gotta have three microphones and three.

You know what?

No, if he comes over, he'll get a microphone, but he's not getting a camera.

Hey, why don't I get a camera?

Well, because I don't.

I can only do two cameras and you.

Sorry.

He'll be.

Move over.

He'll sit up on it and he'll.

Be like, he'll be moving over.

He'll be moving over.

We'll be talking on it.

He does some heavy breathing.

Last time he was here, my favorite.

Is he sits on his phone.

So he's like.

Yeah, he's looking at his phone.

And the one time he like kind of hums a little.

It's funny, the one time he's on his phone, he, he stops me in the middle of whatever I'm talking about and he goes, hey, Paulie wants to know how does he get on?

How's he find this?

I was there for that.

I'm sorry, Jimmy.

Like, what?

And then he called, cuz he didn't Answer pulley.

Passive.

So Paulie calls him, the phone rings.

Two of them are like.

He has.

I think he put.

Do you put him on speaker?

Like, what the.

Paulie on speaker in the middle of the show.

I'm like, I want to hit him with a hammer.

It was great.

It was so much fun.

I think that was the day I had to charge his phone because his phone died.

So Joaquin says, I call my wife's friend Monkey Toe because she has fingers for toes.

Yeah, that's a weird one.

When they got real long ones and, you know, they pick up off the floor like they, like they drop a spoon and they just grab it with their toe and pick it up.

That's.

Yeah.

Pick up a sock.

But I don't know about silverware.

Let's stop Darth to Jimmy.

Yeah, he's.

He's a special breed, you know, it was funny.

So funny.

We were sitting here and we were talking about, like, thing, you know, because, you know, I'm 63, he's 65.

And you know, how many more years do we have left?

We got a good 10.

Like, that's the bummer subject.

I mean, seriously, though, you know, 10 years.

73, 75.

I mean, if we.

We can squeak out another good 10 years.

That's not bad.

That's not a bad run.

You know, you're playing with the house's money.

Oh, my God.

So we.

We're talking, you know, about that, and I just said, you know, I don't make long term plans.

Like, I.

I'm making plans now that, like, if something happens to me, that they got numbers to call to say, hey, Duchess John's.

You're gonna have to.

You're not doing the show Monday night.

Because you have to figure it out.

We don't have no host.

And matter of fact, we set up that thing where you have the passwords.

And everything in the drive.

Yeah.

I'm gonna have to start training you how to do the show so when I go, you can get rid of me and put somebody else in this chair and just.

If you wanted to let the show.

Go on, get a call from your daughters.

Yeah, yeah.

They gotta call the people that I do work for and.

Sorry.

Kick the bucket.

You have to make plans.

Find another editor.

If you need something tomorrow, it's not happening.

That's what cracks me up, is that, you know, people are like, oh, the show can't.

Can't go on without him.

Listen, guy dies.

The guy died on a radio station.

He died.

The record stopped playing.

He was Dead in a chair.

They came in, they pushed him out of the chair and had somebody.

They did the show.

Like, the show goes on.

You can't stop it just because a guy dies.

That's what they said.

You know, you can't.

Look, Bruce available.

He'll take over the boomer bunker.

You know, listen, I'm gonna say this right now.

There's only one person that I think that can replace me, and I think it's Aaron from.

I had.

This was it.

I had to say it.

What's the.

I had to say it.

I had to say it.

Him.

He could replace me.

He's got that same attitude.

That's the guy that could replace me on this show.

He could.

Okay, so get him.

I'll hold auditions.

There you go.

Yeah.

You know, like, when Jackie left the Howard Stern show, they had to fill the Jackie chair.

And then they got Artie Lang, and then Artie Lange drank some bleach, stabbed himself nine times, and then his nose fell off.

Yeah.

And then they had to.

And then they never put anybody in the arty chair.

Chair after that.

In the arty chair.

Yeah.

Listen, we got fans here now.

They'll just say, hey, Duchess, go get that guy that John was talking about.

That.

That Aaron guy.

I don't know how long.

I'll just.

I'll just run through the gauntlet.

There you go.

Because that you say there are.

Yeah, I had.

I mean, there's some times where I'm sitting here and I'll do something and I'll feel something in my chest.

I'm like, is this it?

Is this.

You know, is this the moment?

Is this what happens?

Where would you have something?

Like, God forbid something happens?

Do you have, like, a life alert or whatever?

Like, if you're going down, like, you can be like, you don't want your daughters to find you in the chair two days later.

Hang on a second.

There was a guy that was doing a.

There was a guy that was doing a speech for.

And where was that?

I can't remember where it was Now.

I can't find a stupid thing.

What, just recently?

Yeah, matter of fact, I was gonna do it last.

Last show, and now I can't find.

They thought he had a.

He was speaking for Trump, I think I wanna say it was in New York, right?

That guy, and he just locked up and he started, like, mumbling different words.

Like, he couldn't make a full sentence, and he just pulled the whole.

Like a mini stroke.

Yeah, he had a stroke and he just.

Same thing happened to Rand Paul.

He was on a podcast and.

Really?

I didn't know.

Yeah, he was doing a podcast.

He's like, sound like James Brown.

I've heard the newscasters.

That's happened to them.

Yeah.

For some reason, I can't see it.

What was it?

It was, Budwugger says, we'll scatter your ashes at Wawa.

Hey, Wawa.

Wait a minute.

Was that what you would go to.

Atlantic City and sprinkle it in the elevator?

Jump down the elevator shaft?

Yeah, just drop it down an elevator shaft somewhere.

Why can't I find that.

What was it?

Bertations?

I think that one chick said, she's like, oh, something.

Bertations.

And it was like.

I don't think you're saying that right.

Yeah, I don't think there's a problem.

Yeah.

I don't know.

I don't remember who.

Who it was.

It was a young guy, though.

Young?

Young.

You look younger than me, so.

Than us.

So, I mean, I don't know who it was, but it was.

He was speaking at some kind of benefit, and I think.

Here it is right here.

Hold on.

There you go.

All right.

That nobody will see.

I'm forgetting my words.

I'm forgetting my words.

Yeah.

Oh.

Oh, no.

Scary.

People like, oh, down goes Frasier.

Whoopsy Daisy.

And I.

I don't know what happened to him after that.

I don't.

I don't know what.

You okay over there?

It looks like you're stroking out now.

You.

You muted your mic or did I mute your mic?

You muted your mic.

Hold on.

Unmute your mic.

Dutchess stroked out through this whole thing.

Oh.

Oh, she's talking to somebody.

Yes.

That's why I kept doing this with my finger.

Like, Wait a minute.

Okay, well, I.

I didn't know.

Sorry.

Okay.

She has a call.

Paul needed a code.

Stop.

I can hear you just fine.

I'm sorry.

Hey, he walked in and he doesn't do that, so there's something up.

Okay.

There's a reason.

So I'm.

I'm good.

Are you okay now?

My apologies.

Yes, I'm better now.

Yeah, I better now.

Do you need a moment to go do whatever you need to do?

I am fine.

That's all right.

I'm just checking.

I didn't.

He didn't text me, but I.

There.

I wasn't paying attention to my phone, so he came in and, like, waved his phone at me, and I don't.

I don't speak.

Hey.

That.

Well, he's in the doorway and he's just doing this.

I'M like, I don't.

I don't know what that means.

So.

So I had to mute him.

You know what we're going to call this?

I think the show title should be Paul Paulus Interrupt Us.

You know how like the Roadrunner in the beginning of the Roadrunner cartoons had Coyoteus Maximum.

Okay.

Vaccine results.

How dare Paul interrupt the show.

I'm podcasting, damn it.

I'm over here podcasting, damn it.

What is it that bowler says?

Who do you think you are?

I am.

You know.

Yeah, we had Bell Pal Palsy.

I think we did Bell Palsy one time.

Or was it.

I forget we had a title of something.

Palsy, I forget was Paulie.

Oh, I know.

I know what he's doing too.

That's.

I feel bad I didn't see it, so.

Oh, it's good.

Well, we're trying to save some money.

Yeah, I understand that part.

Car insurance sucks.

So do you got the gecko?

Did you get the gecko?

No.

We're probably going over to.

Was it New Jersey manufacturers.

I think we're able to qualify for that cuz we.

The kids aren't on our policies anymore, so we can actually pay some bills and we have State Farm and they're just with us after a while.

So you're gonna do the bundle Rooski Bundle.

Ruski Bundle.

Well, let me tell you what.

They keep raising my rates because they're paying for these idiots to be their spokesman so they can kiss my ass so they can bundle Ruski there.

Damn right.

Who do you think you are?

I am.

I love that bit.

It's so funny.

Yeah, yeah, Sparky.

I had home in auto, but the rates just keep going up, so I get better coverage with less money at New Jersey manufacturers.

Do you ever get this?

I love this phone call.

You get a phone call and it says, you know, unknown or it's just a number.

And you pick it up and you go, hello.

And they go, hello, is this Suzanne?

I hang up as soon as I hear that.

As soon as it's a pause, I'm like, click.

I don't even.

I go, no, I'm sorry, Suzanne.

There's no Suzanne here.

Oh, okay.

Do you have a solar in your house?

I'm like, no, no, I don't.

And I don't want solar or you in New Jersey it is.

You can get solar for free.

I said, nothing's for free, dude.

Gotta go.

And then I hang up the phone.

But sometimes it's fun to.

Yeah, sometimes it's fun to around with Them.

Yeah, Sparky says for he did that and go ahead.

What is your name?

I'm sorry, who's this?

He's Bruce.

Bruce is the.

There's no way your name's Bruce, dude.

Just no way.

But remember, you're the one that engages them and then had to change his cell phone number because they got your number because you gave it to them.

No, that's not really true.

It's.

I don't engage with.

They have a thing where they just call numbers.

It's like an auto dial thing.

And I just couldn't get off the list.

And then I had a, a bunch of numbers and I'm not going to lie, I kind of changed my number to shake a few ticks too.

I get that.

You know, I, I needed to.

I needed to shake a few ticks.

So that happened.

Oh yeah, I get these two.

Bob says, I got an invoice.

Oops.

An invoice today on from PayPal for 6.99 of Bitcoin.

Who falls for this?

So many people.

So many people.

You send 10,000.

If you get five responses, it's a win.

You know what they do now?

They come, they have the Amazon thing.

It's got the Amazon logo and they say your account has been hacked.

Yep.

Click here, click here to and to.

And the next thing you know, they've got all your, you know, all your information and all.

And the best way to tell that is don't click on it, but hover your mouse or highlight the address that was sent from because it always says Amazon.

But then when you click on it just to see or like highlight it to see what it is, it's always like some ridiculous like, you know, gonna screw you.

Dot something, something, do something.

So it's like it's not Amazon.

It's, it's not Amazon at all.

So.

But it's like.india.gov.

screw you.

Sort of Mahesh at still all your information that come.

Yeah.

Please give.

Yeah, so, but.

So there's a tip for you.

If you're not sure, just highlight over that and when in doubt, go directly to Amazon.

And look, I had a click.

Stupid.

I phoned for two.

It's so easy.

See the.

Jimmy's brother, one time they, they called him and.

And I just happened to stop in there and he's like, yeah, I had this virus and then they gave me a phone number to call and then I gave him access to my computer.

I look over and if the mouse is the.

The curse is moving around.

I just Walked right over and unplugged the computer.

He's like, what'd you do?

I said, dude, you stole your dummy there.

They're stealing your.

How much did they get?

Well, they locked.

Is they.

He had ransomware.

And he's like, oh, if you send two Bitcoin, you send us two Bitcoin, we'll unlock your computer.

I'm like, yeah, so then throw it.

Away, get a new one.

Yeah, well, he took it to, I don't know, he took it to a repair shop, Geek squad or something squad.

And they're like, yeah, this thing's done.

You can just go get yourself another computer.

Yeah.

What?

But say.

Got a call from the joint base.

McGuire asked me if I wanted solar.

That's what the government does now.

They don't make enough money from their call center on the side.

It's government solar, you know, it's good.

Yeah.

Government backed.

Government solar.

Government insurance.

Absolutely.

Who, who would say no?

You know something, though, I have to say this.

The, the omnibus bill that they just went through, it was a really nice distraction from all the drones, all the drone nonsense.

Nobody's really paying attention to the drones anymore.

We don't know if they're from China, we don't need them.

If they're from aliens, we don't know what they're doing and nobody really cares anymore.

It's either.

Here's the thing.

I think they're allowed to shoot them down now.

The government is allowed to shoot them down?

Yeah.

The FAA shoots them down.

We're not the faa.

When did the FAA get weapons?

When is the FAA getting weapons?

I think that the, the military gets to shoot them down.

Well, the IRS gets guns.

Why not?

Or the police.

What do you think they're going to just lean out of the tower and start shooting at these things over the random flying?

I don't know.

Yeah, I don't think the FAA has cape that has the capability to shoot down.

Shit, I might be great.

I don't want to find out.

I, I would still like to.

I'd like people to shoot it.

I wish they could shoot it down with a net like that Would be much more fun if you can get close to it.

Get them like when you're fishing, just like you hook them.

Right.

One guy did shoot one down, got arrested.

One shot with nine.

Yeah.

People are outside the side and these things are flying over and it's.

Like skeet shooting.

Yeah, it's like in New Jersey practice.

Yeah, In New Jersey.

It's.

Got him.

There you go.

All government agency members should get guns upon hire.

Yes.

I don't think so.

There's a clerk typist in the county office.

Here you go.

Civil service worker.

I don't know.

Joking.

But it is scary to think, but yeah.

So everything's falling apart for the Democrats.

Fanny, Fanny Willis.

Now she's off the case.

So that's going to go away in Georgia.

I don't think they're going to bring charges there.

The New York thing is going to end up going away.

They're holding on to that.

But that's not going to last going.

They're not going to.

He's going to be.

He's elected president.

They're not going to.

They're not going to do it.

They'll just dismiss it.

They don't like it, but that's what they're going to do, you know.

Oh yeah.

You know what?

I forgot to light up my tree.

Yeah, the tree does light up.

Now.

I ran, I ran an extension cord over there to the tree.

I don't have any ornaments on mine though.

It's just a little dinky tree I pulled out of a box.

So you should get a.

You know what you should get?

I need some Steelers ornaments is what.

I don't have Steelers.

Just take that terrible towel and throw it over it.

I don't want to catch it on fire.

Well, it's some shitty little tree.

I only plug it in when I'm sitting here.

So otherwise it's just sad.

It's just I had an extra one and I didn't have a place to put it.

So I was like, no, this looks good.

I've been getting packages delivered because now it's like the onset of Christmas stuff.

But has black and gold bulbs for your tree work?

Well, fun.

And if I grab a strand of lights.

Yeah, absolutely.

This game pre lit, but I would not be adverse to Steelers lights.

I like that concept.

I like that very much.

But yeah, I got so much in my house right now.

I have.

I threw everything in my guest room and at first I started stacking things like who they're for and now I just have boxes.

I'm like, haven't even opened them yet.

I'm just like, I'll just deal with that tomorrow.

Tomorrow.

Tomorrow.

Tomorrow.

Tomorrow's gonna catch up to me and then I'm gonna wrap everything like on Tuesday night.

Hold on, where's my thing?

Yes.

Changing the subject now.

What are your thoughts on this?

Tick tock ban.

Personally, I don't care.

I know you don't I.

I can't because it's such a time suck for me.

It truly is.

I know I'm on social media as it is, and Tick Tock was like, during COVID I, like, lived on that.

I live on it now.

Hours.

Hours.

I get a lot of content.

Again, only fans and Tik Tok.

That's all I do.

That's all I need.

Naked chicks.

And a lot of times I find only fan girls on Tik Tok.

They're.

They're dancing, doing something.

I'm like, I bet you this is only fans, girl.

God damn if it ain't.

There's the link.

Yeah, some of them are fun.

I mean, I.

I appreciate.

I'll say the content creators, like, the folks that I think, like, I'd seen on Covid, like, just start out with stuff and they.

They've blossomed their career or whatever the.

And they're funny, but I just.

I just can't because I find now they're on Instagram, they're on Facebook, they're on Twitter, so I'll find them anyway.

So I don't need to watch them on Tick Tock, but I just.

I don't need one more platform.

And the fact that they're farming enough information out of me in all the other places, I can leave that one behind, I think.

So.

I'm glad Bob reminded me of this because I meant to.

I meant.

I don't even know what this is, but Bob sent me a video today.

I want to share it if I can find it.

Damn it.

Google had said you built that algorithm brick by brick.

My guy.

Yeah, sure did.

Of course he did.

He curated that.

He's like, girl, girl, girl, girl.

Hey, it's all girls.

Yeah.

Look at this.

At one point, they're all jumping up and down and they have no bras on.

What's going on with that?

And they're pillow fighting.

Yeah.

Yeah.

I talked to my boss during COVID I think it was E right after we went back to work, and I was talking to her about the.

The feed and I was like, yeah, it was just.

I just get.

It's a lot of guys with trucks and cowboys and stuff.

And she just looked at me and I'm like, yeah, like, I'm not telling you what else I'm looking at on TikTok.

So I'm like, no, a lot of guys in flannels.

I was like, I should probably stop looking at this.

All right.

I don't know if this is going to work.

This is the, like button.

Okay.

Here's.

This is what Bob sent me.

Let's see if this opens up.

All right, so if that's a nutcracker, then what would that be?

All right, so let's.

Let's review.

Okay.

Do you want to describe this?

I'm going to try.

So here is a nutcracker.

It's a very tall.

Looks like Costco or Walmart or Lowe's or something.

Right.

So this is a.

So if that's a nutcracker, would that be a nut?

Oh, because one is white.

So the white one is the nutcracker.

And then the black one would be a nutcracker.

It's not racist.

It cracks nuts.

No, if this is a.

What's a.

What's a slur for a white person?

So I know the path you're trying to drag me down.

Would that be a nut?

Resist saying no.

I'm not saying it.

No, you're not.

I'm not.

No, I won't say it.

I thought you was gonna say not me.

Oh, my God.

Don't do that with Del drop.

Stop that.

All right, all right.

Do we want to get into the.

Do we have anything else that you.

That I usually miss during the show?

Well, we don't have any voicemails or text messages.

Never do.

Everyone never do.

But we used to.

We used to.

Every once in a while, we would get them.

You know, when we cried like a.

I know.

Well, when.

When we're a little closer to the end of the show, we could do the.

We are closer.

The.

I'm walking here.

I'm walking here.

Yeah.

So Josh very kindly put together some good graphics.

So Dean says, check your voicemail.

I don't know if we can do it mid show.

Why do you do it mid show?

You got to do it.

No, I don't want to leave.

Let me see.

Is there a voicemail?

I love the pigeon.

I'm walking here.

All right, tell me if you can hear this.

Hey, guys, Love the show.

Do you hear that?

Yes.

Okay, so this should.

Hopefully this will be in the audio.

Hey, guys.

Love the show.

Hey, do me a favor if you could.

I'd rather have my fingernails pulled out with razor jar pot pincers and have Edward on the show, just as an FYI.

And if you could, John, maybe play a random voice drop.

You know, I'll just give you hand.

It goes something like this.

Sticky.

I hate sticky.

Yeah.

Oh, no, it's sticky.

We got to give the people what they want.

He said he left it before the show started.

I checked It.

Right before we.

I'm just telling you.

I know.

Was he.

Here's the thing with Edward.

I don't know why he doesn't like Edward.

Every show's a good show.

I don't get it.

All right?

He's loud.

I don't think Dean likes loud.

How does he like me, then?

I don't get it.

I don't know why he tolerates you.

How does he tolerate me if he doesn't like loud?

Here's Duchess.

Stop this crazy thing.

So it's a nice throwback to the Jetsons.

So for all you olds out there.

Understand.

In the very end of the prom of the introduction of the show, of the show, it was him running on a treadmill.

Very funny.

If you look at the technology they have.

I'm doing a treadmill.

Yeah.

I'm going to get one at the end of the year.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Nice.

It's like a week.

Yeah, It's.

One of the things I've done now is I.

I set a.

I have a timer set, and three times a day, I get up and I go out and I walk as long as I can walk and come back in.

I love that.

Yeah.

So that's fantastic.

I'm very proud of you.

Good job.

All right.

How are you feeling?

Is it rough?

My knees are killing me right now.

I know.

They getting any better or.

Oh, I just started today.

Today was the start of it.

Oh, I thought you were doing this tomorrow.

I have to crawl down here on my hands and knees because I won't be able to stand up.

Bud Vugger wants to know if the.

He didn't get his text.

You guys are killing me with this.

Hold on, I.

Listen, I would love it.

I just would like it if you would do the text now.

I don't get a text.

I don't have a text.

Okay.

Sparky says he's proud of you.

Keep moving.

Oh, I appreciate that, guys.

If you rest, you rust.

Yeah.

You know something?

I think you're right.

I think if.

I think you got to work through the pain.

You do.

I do believe that sucks.

It sucks.

But you do.

See, but he got me.

Look, he got me.

Got me.

Yeah, there's no problem.

He turt.

How dare you.

Getting punked by our own people.

I know.

How dare.

So rude.

6:18.

You left it.

Okay, well, you know, you think you're cutting a little closer.

I did mention it.

I did mention.

And I did.

And I went right before, and I said, look, there's nothing here.

There never is.

And then we complained about you guys for a while, Right.

All because we love.

We love.

So Josh created a beautiful graphic once again to show how far we have come this year.

And we are so close to 2400 miles.

Josh is at2368.

I am right behind him at2361.

I was ahead of him for, like, 10 minutes this weekend, and he said, fuck no and threw on some miles.

And Mr.

Decaf is at 2,264 miles.

So he's just about 100 miles behind me and Josh.

Yeah, but he's dragging a big load.

That's his problem.

He's got a carry me doing a great job.

He hauled ass.

Yes, he did.

So he's been hustling.

So the goal is 2400 miles by December 30th, which we will hit.

Okay, good for you guys.

That's pretty Good.

So, yeah, 25.

And next year is, you know, but I'll be.

Get to 20, 25 miles, and I'm going for, like, 20.25 miles next year.

You can do it.

So that's what.

I'm gonna be able to do it.

Well, you'll do some.

We'll see what happens.

All right, so what's our schedule for the holiday?

All right, so we have third.

Today's Thursday.

We'll do Monday.

Right.

We're not doing Thursday.

Well, it's Christmas.

Is Thursday Christmas?

I think Thursday's Christmas.

Is it?

I don't know.

I don't have a calendar up right now.

Yeah, I have a calendar.

Me.

Look.

So let's double check, see what's going on here.

Also, I'm looking at Discord Thursday.

Oh, Thursday is the day after Christmas.

We could technically do it.

Do you want to?

It's up to you.

I'm not sure I could do it.

All right, let me.

Can I make that official call by Monday?

Yeah, because I just need to make sure.

What's going on.

We just got to let the peeps know because, you know, we're in high demand.

Yeah, we certainly are.

And we're.

As far as I know, we're still on for Monday, the 30th, so.

Right, Monday the 30th.

And then.

Yeah.

Will we do the second?

Will you be hungover on New Year's Day?

I'm going to work on the second.

Oh, okay.

That's not a problem.

Okay.

Yeah.

All right.

So it's really not going to affect our schedule then?

Well, we don't know that yet.

We'll have to see Next Thursday is the questionable one, but other than that.

Marky says I vote do it.

I'm gonna try.

I have to see if other people has.

Have made plans.

Unfortunately, Bud Vugger won't be able to do this because he can't use electronics in observance of Kwanzaa.

Is that what.

I don't even know what Kwanzaa does.

I thought that was like, Kwanza is kind of like Festivus.

I thought it was like a made up holiday, to be honest.

Legit.

I think it's a legit.

We just don't celebrate it.

I'll tell you what, I saw that.

Do you see the rig that Bob has now?

That podcasting rig he has in the garage now looking good.

Does look good.

Did he do a test on it today?

I saw you put some videos on it.

I don't know if he did or.

I have no idea if he did or he didn't, but yeah.

So his.

His show and Tom show should be getting ready to be starting soon for the new year, maybe.

He indicated he had talked to Tom earlier today.

You know, I'll tell you what, tomorrow time really does fly because I thought I had plenty of time to get the backyard podcasting show ready to go, and I'm nowhere.

And I only got a week to go, so I got to get on that and get shit done.

Dropping it in the beginning of the year, right?

Yeah, I was supposed to.

I was going to drop it the first of the year, so I figured we do.

Our show comes out as a podcast on Tuesdays and Fridays, so I was going to try to drop one like Wednesday for the backyard podcast.

It's not really the same.

Like, people that listen to this show won't listen to that show, I don't think.

Maybe.

We'll see.

It's just another pet project of mine.

Where I could talk technically kind of stuff.

Other podcasters.

Yes.

All right, so that's about it.

I think we're done.

All right, well, I do want you to keep in mind, since we will be invited on Shitty Song of the Week, I'd like you to start thinking.

Hush.

I'd like you to start thinking about songs you would like to use.

Okay.

I also need an apology because Jody said that it was.

I was not out of line when I said that Jody was the new host and that Teresa was stepping down.

And I got a bunch of shit.

For it last night.

I was told it was not to be discussed, so I'm not apologizing to you.

You should.

Well, you're not the host of that show.

I understand that, but again, the host that told you that.

I don't talk to that host.

She won't talk to me.

That's not my problem.

That's your problem.

I heard something different from a different host.

They got to get their shit.

The host.

Yet, from what I understand, apparently they are.

Well, and that's fine.

That's an issue between you and Jody.

No, I'm on here talking about it on the show, and you're telling me to shut up and not talk about it.

That's.

That's a thing.

Because I was asked.

Because at that point, Jody didn't tell me that you had the green.

Well, that's a problem between you and Jody.

It wasn't a problem at all because I don't give a.

Well, apparently, I was doing on what impacted me, so.

Because, you know, how would I.

How did I say impact you.

It's not like you said it.

Not like I said it.

You just say, I don't know.

I can't stop him.

I can't stop him from talking.

You ever try to stop Jamingo from saying something?

It doesn't work.

Well, no.

I know you have such a great history of that.

That's right.

What, are you kidding me?

All right, I gotta figure out where the hell is the damn thing for.

To get.

Where's my music?

To get out of here.

Is this it?

Where's my.

Where's my gotta go music?

Here's my gotta go music.

There we go.

Hi.

It's football night, so you're watching Was it Chargers?

Denver?

No gives a shit.

Why is that so damn loud?

Why do I turn it down?

I can't turn down because of the same channel.

You're on that music.

Who needs that music?

Put it in post.

But is anyone going to Discord afterwards?

Do you want to pop into Discord.

For a little bit?

We could try going to Discord.

Yeah, we should do that.

All right.

We'll go to Discord.

Okay.

All right, everybody.

You guys are awesome.

We.

Wait a minute.

Today is.

We'll be back Monday.

So I don't have to do the Merry Christmas yet?

No, we'll be here for Monday.

That would be Monday.

What an episode.

All right.

Hammer to fit, paint to finish.

Have a good weekend.

You're welcome.

See you on Monday.

Bye.

For the love of God.

That was a messy show.

It was so messy.