Worst Water Park Ever| Episode 271

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Good evening.

Welcome to the Boomer balcony.

Happy you're here.

I am one of your co hosts.

I am the Duchess, and next to me is my fantastic sidekick, Mr.

John Domingo.

Is it me or did that music go really, really loud when I had it almost completely off?

I don't know what's going on here.

You what I really think I'm not do away with the opening music because all it does is throw me off.

For some reason, I can't seem to figure out how to.

How to handle the opening music.

And we even practiced before the show started.

We do.

All right, all right.

You know, I was on the show last night with Bruce and Ken.

Good day, Bruce, the other guy, Jason.

And we were talking about podcasts and how we do things, and here I am, 271 episodes.

I'm still trying to figure out how to use music in the beginning of the show.

How does music work?

Yeah.

Suck.

I suck.

All right, everybody change my setup.

Everybody's noticed in the comments.

Yeah.

You moved your desk around now.

I did.

I now face the door.

So if Paul pops any won't scare the living daylights out of me.

And I'm also facing my television.

So if it was on and I was watching football.

I know.

Well, here's.

So this all started because of my insecurities.

Because I.

Because Duchess just a little.

She had her monitor over to the left here.

Okay.

Or this side.

This side.

She had a monitor over here.

So she would be, like, looking at her monitor, doing something.

And of course, I feel like she's not paying attention.

That was my thing, so.

And then it would throw me off.

So instead of raging like I would before, like, what are you looking at?

Or whatever, I would have to look away and make like, just look away where she wasn't.

I did not pay attention if she's not looking because I knew she was either looking something up or doing something with the chat.

But for some reason, it would throw me off, and it really would throw me off.

So I said something.

And next, pay attention to you.

Just lean on your elbows.

I need all attention on me at all times.

Well, I am a diva.

Is John sitting on the floor?

No, I'm not sitting on the floor.

Why would Doug say that I'm not sitting on the floor?

I don't know why Doug Would say that now I'm all parrot.

Doug.

How's it going, Doug?

Well, his camera is higher because it points down.

It's higher because John's monitor is like 16ft in the air there.

It's.

Yeah, it's tall, but it hasn't moved in weeks.

I don't know.

You watched the Mike Tyson, Jake Paul fight.

What did you.

What was your.

How did you feel about that?

Honestly, the best fight was the women's fight.

Right prior to it, I was just disappointed.

I was hoping I understood the contract with Tyson and Jake Paul because he's such a puss.

Like, you couldn't hit him or anything.

It was just stupid.

It was.

It was actually made me sad.

Made me sad because Mike Tyson, where.

I remember him as like, the apex boxer.

Like, the boxer.

And I don't even like boxing, but I stayed up, of course, and watched it, and it was just kind of like.

Yeah, it's like an old lion twain with the old lion.

Like, you know, the age difference.

I think, really, it was fixed.

That was a fix.

That wasn't a fight.

That wasn't a fight.

It was an exhibition.

It wasn't a fight.

Yes.

Because Mike Tyson came out and hit him like, two times in a very opening round.

And he hit him hard, though.

Yeah.

And James Paul's head went back like.

He put his tongue back out and wagged his tongue like, hey, dude, you wouldn't get a paycheck to knock this shit off.

Because I watched him train and listen, I understand.

Not the same.

Not the same.

He was, you know, he's 58.

And they said, oh, it's 58 year.

You know something?

As a man that's 58 years old, you got a good two minutes in you.

All right?

And then if you sit down, you could probably give.

That's what they say, another good two minutes.

The older you get drops by about 10 seconds a year.

So you have a good two minutes of being able to fight.

And I really do believe that he would have killed Jake Paul if he would have.

You know, actually, I do.

I think if he was unchecked, he could have done a lot more damage.

Absolutely.

Yeah.

They just danced around for all that time.

The buffering was an issue.

I wouldn't want to be doing that.

I had no buffering issues.

I had once.

Really?

Yeah.

And it was crystal, crystal clear for me.

Everybody's fussing.

I'm like, I had the.

I must have had all the reception because I had not one issue.

I came down here because my router's down here.

I came down here and reset the router and everything because I thought it was my router.

I'm like, I can't even.

What the hell's going on here?

And then I came up and then I real.

Then the next day, everybody said all the buffering issues.

Yeah.

So the fight before with the two women, that was a fight.

Savage.

Savage, you know, they both got suspended.

They both got suspended for head butting after that fight for 30.

It's a joke.

So in other words, they suspended them for 30 days.

But since they had a fight, you cannot fight for every round that you fought.

They say it's like two days that you can't fight.

So basically they suspended them, but they'll be able to fight again.

Yeah, but they're gonna fight each other.

And that one chick, I mean, her eyebrow was.

It was just like a piece of rolled meat.

Layers.

Yeah, it just was complete.

Like you just filleted a piece of meat.

It was gross.

It's quite the gas.

Hey.

Oh, God.

That's quite the guy.

Bud Bugger says if you go back a little bit, it says he was biting.

Tyson was biting his glove because he wanted to destroy Paul, but he couldn't or he wouldn't get paid.

And the fact that Tyson, I'll say, only made 20 million and Jake Paul 40, but I think he had so many more endorsements.

Who's the other thing?

So they, of course, they come rolling into with, of course, that Phil Collins song again, the Air to Genesis, whatever.

In the Car song.

And he drove him in, in the car.

I was just like, man, like, it was so gross.

But what were they spraying him with?

Like, every time you looked, he was like his.

His brother, I guess, is a bitch.

Follows him around since he's the other brother, makes all the money.

He just kept following around, spraying him.

I would say that was Axe Body spray.

Disgusting.

Because, you know, like, the 90s.

Stop.

Yeah, yeah.

The whole thing was a joke.

He's probably spraying it with glitter, you know, like what hookers use.

I mean, strippers.

Same thing.

But, yeah, I was.

I was disappointed in the whole thing.

And then, you know, the next day, you haven't heard from Tyson.

Listen, if I said, you know, that's a sin, that Tyson did that.

But if needed money, right?

If someone told me, I'll give you $20 million to dance around for two minutes to eight rounds, two minutes each round.

Who's not going to do that?

Everybody's going to do it.

But it's just, of course, I'll never watch another Jake Paul.

I don't like Jake Paul now.

We never watch another.

I just tuned in praying that Mike Tyson would just knock him down.

And I should have known better because it was so hyped and then just delayed from July because Tyson was ill.

Would he have a.

Like an ulcer or some bleeding ulcer?

Herpes?

No.

I'm sorry.

Maybe.

I don't know.

He's been around for sure.

It was.

It was just sad, I think because I feel like he.

And I just use the word like fizzled.

I feel like he fizzled out and.

And that's kind of.

It was almost undignified for him.

Like as his stature as he's now a little calmer and not quite the maniac that he was.

Which made unfortunately made him a fantastic boxer was the fact he was clearly insane and.

Please tell me this is wrong.

Aaron says it's a spray they endorse.

It's called W something.

So you're telling me that that was.

Sounds about right.

Yeah.

He markets.

He came in with him with the.

Whatever his disgusting drink is.

Oh, that's true.

Sparky says that there's videos of people smashing their TVs because Tyson lost.

I can't believe that they would.

I mean, don't get me wrong, I understand it, but still.

Yeah, you know.

Oh, she just took him out.

The best thing would to him to dance around for the seven rounds and then dance around for the last minute of the last round and enticing.

Just Destroy that last 10 seconds.

Yeah.

When he's sitting there like that and.

Just uppercut right in a kisser, man.

Right, right there, right in the chin.

That's the knockout button right there.

Just take them out.

And I would, I would have paid like.

I don't have pay per view.

I'd be like, I'd have paid a hundred dollars.

Just like.

Please send this to Mike Tyson for all the money he lost.

Please someone had I gotten a link and it was how they should have approached it.

And it took it more along the lines of making it more like WWE where it.

It's all smack talk and.

And then the fight all the way to the end and then when he hits them and then Jake Paul falls and then it's like I can't believe you hit me.

And that this whole big build up.

And then, you know, three months of.

Four months, five months of build up in ice packs and sadness and all that.

And then more talk and then.

But that's rematch.

That's professional wrestling.

I Don't want to see.

I want to fight.

I know I want to box.

Well, it may as well have been.

At least professional wrestling is staged, but it's done well.

You know, this was just like.

You're watching it.

Like, is something going to happen?

Nothing.

It was.

Yeah, you lied.

You lied.

It wasn't a boxing match.

It was an ex.

Say it's an exhibition where I'm going to dance around and trade punches with Mike Tyson.

Nobody would have watched.

They filled the whole Texas stadium where the Cowboys play.

There was 70 something thousand people there.

Nobody wins in that stadium really.

Except, well, certainly not Cowboys.

But Doug says the brother.

Oh, the Logan Paul.

His brother Logan is worth 150 million.

That's a crime.

What the hell did he do?

What did either one of those nitwits do?

They do YouTube videos.

They're content creators.

That's what we call it.

What are we doing?

What are we doing here that we.

For some reason, we can't.

I mean, we're above that.

No, we're not.

No, we're not.

No, we're not.

Send us money.

Not above that.

I'm totally.

I could totally be below that.

Yeah, I'm good with that.

What do we got to do to make 150 million?

Listen, I'll go to Japan and film a bunch of people swinging from trees.

I'll do that.

Oh, wait a minute.

Hold on.

If John wore a pink tutu, will boxing, he would become famous.

Who is he going to box?

You know something?

Is there.

Is there a problem price on your pride?

Reputation?

Pride?

Yeah.

Is there a price?

I don't know if I could do it.

Is 10 million a good price?

Is 10 million a good price?

I, you know, I.

I sit here like an idiot.

I hit.

I sit here and say, no, I wouldn't do that.

But if someone wrote a $10 million check, my fat ass would be in there in tights.

I'd be like, where's that tutu?

A diaper and a.

And a tutu.

I would.

Looking like the tooth fairy.

Yeah, I would get.

And I would be done.

I'd be like, good night, everybody.

And I would be done.

I would definitely be done.

Would you have sex with a male robot for five?

Let's go back to last week's discussion.

Yes, for $5 million, I'd.

A robot giving.

Okay.

In pegs, right?

You'd have.

No, I don't want anything.

Okay.

You know, my asshole is worth 5 million.

I'm sorry.

It is.

My asshole is worth 5 million.

So 10 oh, Googlehead said you do it for free.

When I take a robot dick in the ass for 10 million, that's a lot of money.

That's a lot.

Depends on how big that robot.

You know, I want to be a man here and say that I wouldn't, but for $10 million.

10 million.

Standards get lowered very easily.

You know what?

You could buy a lot of lube and a lot of preparation each afterwards.

I got health insurance.

I can go to the doctor.

I got health.

See you limp around for a couple months, you're fine.

Be on the beach, relaxing.

You take some stool softener.

I don't know.

Ew.

Okay.

We always get back to that.

That's so great.

I know.

We went from Mike Tyson back to.

Back to the robot.

Robot sex.

Robot sex.

It's always, always all roads lead back to robots sex.

Yeah, I hear, I hear that Kim Kardashian.

This is how you know you got money to burn.

Kim Kardashian bought one of those robots.

She has one of those.

Elon Musk having children.

Oh, I thought she meant to fuck, but no.

What, the ones, those, those dog things that walk around your house?

No, no, no, it's a real, it's the, it's like the white one that's in irout robot.

Oh.

Oh, no, fuck that.

See?

Optimus.

Optimus.

That's what they say.

Thanks.

Yeah.

That's why you have children.

But, you know, she spent, she spent money because they, she has a video of it where she's doing this and it does this so it makes a heart.

Oh.

And I'm like, oh, goody, goody.

The only thing for the Kardashians.

The only thing is I hope hopefully it'll get wet and short circuit and strangle her to death.

Now that would be funny.

We can only hope.

We can only hope because she's despicable.

You know something?

I, I, I, I don't know if I would say she's despicable.

You know what they are?

They're, they're like Jake.

They're like Jake.

They're opportunists for sure.

Yeah.

Look at all the money they've made.

Look at the lifestyle that they have.

I'm just, you know, come a long way from being.

Was it Robert Kardashian's kids?

They certainly don't look like they used to.

Yeah.

Trump has these robot dogs protecting him.

Yep.

So they have robot dogs.

They're spooky looking.

I don't like walking around mar a lago so nobody can come in and Nobody can assassinate him.

Well, they're doing a better job than the Secret Service, I can say that.

But then he goes to Madison Square Garden for the US C fight and steps out there in front of.

Those are his people.

Those are his people.

It only takes one.

It only takes one.

Understand that, But I would think that.

I don't think he just appeared at Madison Square Garden.

I'm pretty sure they knew he was coming.

No, I understand that.

I'm sure everybody was wanded and.

Yeah, but you think maybe somebody could keyster something in their ass or maybe have a.

One of those prison pocket 3D printed.

I don't know where they could take a shot at them or whatever, you know.

Again, it's a ghost gun, like bark Sparky.

Sparky says, you know, use a ghost gun or something like that.

You know, I could see it.

But I mean, right now he cannot be.

He's got to get sworn in before any of this shit starts.

We need him sworn in.

I mean, we've had the election.

We need him sworn in.

We can't have him get knocked off now because what would they do?

I don't.

Because J.D.

is not president.

He's not sworn in, so he couldn't take over.

I don't know how it would work, to be honest with you.

I don't.

Well, would have to be.

Well, if it's prior, they would probably have to either have to do another election or.

I don't.

I don't know.

I'm sure there's.

There's a statute.

Speaker of the House, perhaps.

Oh, Jesus.

Oh, would it.

Oh, Mike Johnson, I guess.

Mike Johnson.

There's something about Mike Johnson.

Is it me or is he like a cosic.

Gay, like in other words, whenever.

I kind of.

I kind of don't.

I'm not mad at him.

I like his hair.

He's.

Nice hair.

Really.

He's got that helmet hair that he has.

That's.

I don't think it's helmet hair.

He's got like a little.

Couple streaks.

Maybe it's a thing for me.

Well, what I'm saying is it's.

It never moves.

You know, it's always, well, well done.

He's.

Well, that's the whole thing.

He's very in control till he's okay.

But.

But no, I.

I don't.

I don't know.

I guess, yeah.

Speaker of the House would take over, but would the Speaker?

Well, see, that's the whole thing.

We do have a current president.

Vice president.

So if something happens to the incoming.

Soon to Be not sworn in yet.

President.

Would that be the speaker of the House?

I guess.

It's funny, they have Biden wandering around the Amazon down in Brazil.

Wish they just let him go right in the woods.

See you later.

And in the middle of this, he's down in Brazil, right?

He's wandering around the forest and then somehow he decides to just turn Ukraine loose with long range missiles and says, yeah, go ahead, shoot him into Russia.

Go ahead.

He's in rail.

Like, of course, you know all the ice cream he can eat.

Yeah, of course.

You know, I have to have a thank brand Brandon video.

Good afternoon, Amazonians.

And to Wonder Woman, who I was just informed could not make it on account of her not actually be a real person.

It's your boy Dank Brandon here.

Man, it's hot as balls down here.

I'm sweating more than Kamamo's vendors, wondering if they're going to get paid.

I shouldn't have said that.

But seriously, I could really go for a pair of those assless chaps Mike Tyson was wearing.

It's like there's a second Amazon river happening in the back of my pants.

All joking aside, they say the Amazon is the lungs of the world, which means pee is stored in Antarctica.

It's science.

We need to keep the forest here thick.

Like Tulsi Gabbard in a pair of dress slacks.

Man, I still can't believe we traded her for female Dick Cheney.

Anyways, I'm leaving now.

I'm about to go search the jungles for my Uncle Ambrose's body.

I just hope the cannibals left something for me to identify.

Thank Brandon out.

I love the way he just wanders off.

He did.

He just fucking wandered.

I'm like, why do you do that?

Why is there nobody standing there?

And they all just watch him.

In the back of my mind.

In the back of my mind, when he just turned around to leave, all I could do is.

I heard the Gilligan island music.

Yeah, I heard that in the back of my mind.

Oh, like the closeout Gilligan's island music commercial.

I thought more like.

What's the meme that's been going on lately?

It's got the Michael Bay and it's like that song that.

What I've done.

I don't think.

I can't.

Yeah, I've seen it.

And it's, it's, it's like, it's like.

And then he turns around and like, smiles.

Then it goes like, cuts to black, you know, like.

And then just like wraps up with some like 80s 90s theme, like.

Like all Miami Vice would end or like that, you know?

But yeah, he just.

How.

How did he just wander off like he was.

He was just at one summit.

Now he's down in Brazil.

They just hoping he gets eaten by something.

Is it so Kamala can get.

Can get a.

Was that real Joe or was that Tall Joe, the body double?

Do you really think that's still.

Oh, I definitely.

I definitely think there's two Joe Biden's.

I.

The real Joe Biden might be dead.

Who knows?

We have no idea.

We have no idea.

All right, so forget all that.

In the middle of everything that's going on in Congress, they had a committee meeting where they had guys sit down there and said, guess What?

There are UFOs.

There's aliens that living on this planet.

We've known it for a long time.

And you know what?

Yeah.

And nobody's talking about it.

No one says shit.

There's aliens that live under the ocean.

It's a shiny distract.

I'm telling you.

So you don't believe that we have.

You don't believe there's UFOs?

You don't believe that there's UFOs here?

No.

No.

So you don't think there's aliens or anything like that when you see the TikTok, you see them aliens like ET.

And like Men in Black Encounters.

Yes.

Like Men in Black.

Black.

Like some goobly mushy body.

Yes.

Floating around.

Yes.

You don't believe.

I don't think they're coming.

I hope they don't come here.

Just get here.

They're.

Oh, they're.

They're working in the post office and they're here.

You know what the government.

Right.

Wasn't that a movie?

Wasn't that like a.

Wasn't that V.

Wasn't that.

There was a TV show V.

That was.

All right, so here's Nancy Mace talking about it.

Okay, thank you, Mr.

Moskowitz.

And I would now.

Committee staff asked me to go ahead and I will do it, to enter into the congressional record this 12 page document that Michael Shellenberger brought today that describes the Immaculate Constellation government program.

So we will do that now.

Every member up here has a copy of it.

The first section talks about the unacknowledged special access program called Immaculate Constellation.

And the second section about USG Imagery Intelligence.

And Representative Luna just told me if I say Immaculate Constellation, I'll be on some list, maybe a FISA warrant.

So come at me, bro.

I guess, but.

So she put it in the record, you can get the 12 page document.

It's on the Internet that talks all about this now.

On the Internet.

Okay.

Now this is all the trusted government documents.

You know what?

I see you're skeptical.

I see you're skeptical.

A little.

Let's listen to the gentleman talk about it.

Okay, Mr.

Schellenberger, I'm going to say it again to be very clear.

Immaculate Constellation.

What's its mission and how are they funded?

Its mission is to.

As I stated, its mission is to.

It's a.

It's an unacknowledged special access program.

Its mission is to document UAPs.

Okay, and do you, for your story and your report, do you have more than one credible source?

I do.

Sourcing.

Okay, and then why do you believe your sources to be credible?

How do you judge the veracity of the documentation you've been provided about this program?

I checked the sources and they are who they say they are.

They are current or former government officials.

I should also.

I wanted to also add that I did not specify that they were Defense Department employees.

I didn't specify the agency, nor the gender.

Would they have included non government employees?

People that aren't employed by the government?

These are.

I'm comfortable saying that These are government or previously government employees.

Any of them currently employed by a private contractor or private contractors?

I'd rather not say.

Okay.

All right.

No.

Still, I don't want to knock them out.

Okay.

I am 100.

They may or may not be involved with other contractors.

They may or may not be.

Okay, all right, look, I think people.

See things, but I'm like, I'm 100% convinced that we never went to the moon, that that was all bullshit, and your Uncle Buzz is a liar.

I'm just telling you that right now.

I'm telling you Uncle Buzz.

Salty.

We met a fucking real astronaut.

So get over that.

A liar.

Oh, I'm sorry.

Nobody.

Nobody.

Liar.

Okay.

All right, here we go.

I got.

I got more.

I got more receipts.

You just accuse other people.

You got receipts.

I got receipts.

Here we go.

But I'm going to go back to the.

Back to the committee meeting.

You believe, just for the record, that the federal government, any part of the federal government is knowingly concealing evidence about UAPs from the public?

Yes, sir, 100%.

Yes, yes.

Thank you.

I also want to just go down the line.

I know you've.

Many of you have already said this, but I just.

For the record, again, just briefly, what do you believe UAPs could be or are strong evidence that they are non human higher intelligence.

I echo my colleague's comment, sir.

Genuinely do not know.

Don'T know.

But we must find out.

Okay, thank you.

How would you define non human biologics?

Non human intelligence.

What are we actually talking about, Admiral?

And we'll go down the line.

I don't think it's a stretch when you look at the diversity of life on this planet and the size of this universe to think that there would be more diverse, higher order non human intelligences throughout the universe.

And that's probably what's visiting us.

I would take the scientific approach.

The definition would be the ability to react to a stimulus in a manner that requires an intellectual thought process.

I just don't know.

This guy's a dumb.

I think we must be assumptions that we're looking for intelligence that could be biological.

It might not.

All right, so that's so definite.

It could be something, but it might be a biological thing, but it might not.

They'll get paid by the government.

I'm going to make a prediction.

I'm going to make a prediction.

My prediction is that we will have proof.

Like one of them is going to show up, all right?

And we're going to have proof within the next.

Before Trump's out of office.

We are going to have proof that there is alien life forms.

Here, I got you the aliens, they're the best.

I got one right here.

All right, so Doug's over in the chat over on Rumble, so I gotta.

Oh, you stopped.

So he says, if the aliens aren't real, Duchess, how do you explain Nancy Pelosi?

There's a point right there, okay?

And also, John, the thing that you have to understand is that the Duchess admits that there is life on other planets.

Her entire belief system is upended.

Yeah, like what happens of what?

Okay, just think about that.

I don't care.

You have a whole world that is revolves around religion.

The Ten Commandments and Jesus Christ and died on the cross.

And then you got the Jews, and then you've also got your Muslims, all right, You've got your.

What are the other ones with the big fat green guy, the Buddhas.

You know, you've got all these people to believe this.

And if.

What if they find out that the Bible's bullshit?

Yeah, so?

Well, what if they find out it's.

A book that was transcribed by men for thousands of years?

Do you think there might be any truth even in it now at this point?

Or it's just a fucking fairy tale.

The world will get the Aesop's Fable.

I'm just telling you the world will be set on fire if they decide.

If they find out that all that they've been going to church and praying and they find out it's all bullshit.

I call bullshit.

I call bullshit.

Sure, why not?

I'm just telling you, it's more skeptical.

It's more skeptical.

I don't study it.

I don't really believe it.

I don't almost even care if they want to come down here.

I hope they can come down and fix some shit, because I'm really tired of it.

Maybe they can fix the Anunnaki and then Nephilim.

Is that how you say it?

I can't.

I don't know.

I don't do.

Both are mentioned in the Bible.

Okay, so you say.

All right.

Remember I was, like, a year or two ago in Miami.

What the fuck?

How do we not know that?

I'm not doing.

She's doing this on purpose.

She's doing this on purpose.

Why don't you silence your phone?

Oh, I do.

Yeah, she gets through.

She's the special one.

Howdy.

I.

And if you shut the phone off, she sends my daughter over here because she thinks I had a heart attack.

I don't know.

Anyhow.

All right, so when was it?

About a year ago in Miami.

All of a sudden, in the middle of a mall, like, in Fort Lauderdale.

I talked to Jason about this, right?

And these big, big, giant, like, eight to ten foot beings come out.

And they weren't really beings, like.

And, you know, down in Miami, you know, in Florida, you can open, carry.

And also they were pop.

Trying to pop some caps in these aliens, and they were.

Miami.

Who knows?

Not only did that happen, but at the same time, like, they had five helicopters go up and were sitting there, and like, they lost communication, it lost power.

All this shit happened.

So you're, like, tested out in the mall because nobody goes to the malls anymore, so.

No, that's not what happened.

I know.

So if you take the longitude and the latitude of that mall and flop it put the longitude as latitude.

The latitude is longitude.

It takes you to Antarctica.

So they think, bum, bum.

There's a wormhole that's in that Stargate.

Like, you just.

Yes.

They come back, okay, From Antarctica.

And what happened was some dipshit was over there and he put the things in backwards and he's like, wait a minute, where'd they go?

I don't know.

Where'd they go?

Oh, no, they're backwards.

Where's this at?

Fort Lauderdale.

Holy shit.

And These guys coming out.

And then you're like, hey, man, I'm here.

Why?

Can I get a little Annie's pretzel?

You know, can I.

Can I go to the food court and get some bourbon chicken?

Their lemonade is delicious.

We'll see, right?

Yeah.

I can't imagine why.

I don't believe you're right.

Oh, the aliens get the money.

Antarctica.

You have closed your mind.

You have a closed mind.

You have to.

You have to expand your mind.

You have to.

You have to dream.

You have to dream.

Or you know what you have to do?

You have to be skeptic.

But not closed off.

Like, say, okay, because when I first heard about this, I'm like, what, this is some kind of movie thing?

Or where they were shooting some kind of nonsense there?

Or this is some kind of TikTok bullshit or whatever until you take.

So then they said, okay, so.

Okay, so.

So I'm a skeptic.

So what I did was I said, all right, where is this mall?

So I went to Maps, okay?

And I found out where the mall was, and you can go to Google Maps, and you get the longitudinal latitude, and I.

I flopped them, and where do you think it took me?

And Antarctica.

Case closed.

Oh, I mean, what do you want to be, Your honor?

I rest my case.

I rest my case.

Oh, good.

Now you're practicing.

So when you have to do, you can be an attorney for who's Right.

You're ready to go.

I told you, I want to be in charge of.

I forgot to do this last week, but I want to be the department of Podcasting Excellence.

D, O, P, E.

Dope.

I want to be the head of the.

Who would be better?

Oh, you're headed dope.

All right.

Who's the better person to be in charge of the department of Podcast Excellence than me?

Who?

Who?

I don't.

I can't think.

Nobody else.

Exactly.

Exactly what I'm saying.

I mean, John Domingo, yo.

Yeah, put him in charge of that.

I'd get shit straightened out, I'll tell you that right now.

I'd have shit straightened, goes in town.

There you go.

I need all the papers.

First person I would get rid of in podcasting would be Eric Zane.

He'd be the first one.

I'd take his license.

Oh, he might call up the interweb police and be like, he tried to.

He tried to shut me down.

He's going to park near my mailbox.

Uh oh, here we go.

Fat joke.

If you take the longitude and latitude of Jamingo's Belly button and add it to the weight of Devin's liver when he died.

Oh, gosh.

How dare you, Bob?

Yeah, so I don't know.

I just put again, here's this big jump.

Where's the news?

What are we paying for?

Like, in other words, no wonder CNN and MSNBC and ABC and NBC and all these play like, that's what we need to be watching.

That's what we need to.

Where are the reporters looking into this?

They're still talking about January 6th.

Oh, my God.

Speaking of reporters, did you hear.

I didn't drop the story, but I don't think you have it.

Just talking.

Talked about our stories that Joe Scarborough, that Morning Joe Schmuck and his.

And Minka, Micah, whatever the.

Her name is.

They went down to Mar a Lago.

They went to bend the knee.

To bend the knee.

They sure did.

And of course, Chump was like, it discovered a piece of.

But Mike is nice, you know, like, he wrote this tweet out and, like, bashing him.

That was fake.

And then.

Was it fake?

It was a fake tweet.

I was a fake tweet.

Well, I know they went down there.

I would have been.

I know they did go down there.

Yeah.

And they're like, we're gonna go down and reestablish communications.

I'm like, because you won't have a job because everybody's tanking msnbc.

Like, they're bailing off of that like rats off a ship.

Like, so if you want something to talk about for the next four years, all right, I can't bend the knee.

I can't confirm or deny this, but says Joe Scarborough gets pegged by a robot in a pink tutu.

I still say I stand behind it.

I understand that next to the robot.

The View has lost their mind.

Like, in other words, they're.

They're disgusting.

I know, I know.

But again, so there's two stories from the View right now.

The first story, and we'll get into this a little later, was Whippy, Whippy.

Whippy Goldberg with the bakery.

But the other one was where Now?

Like, Bill Maher and who was it?

And, you know.

And Joe Scarborough and his dipshit wife went down there, and they're losing their mind over all this.

So here we go.

And black people can't afford to indulge rich white people's need to endlessly flagellate themselves.

They just want prices to go down and good jobs and the police, when you call them.

Well, if he's right, then why didn't people Vote for the former prosecutor who actually had policy plans to help the working class.

I mean, by putting them in jail.

She's an idiot.

That's why.

She's a stone cold idiot.

She couldn't go in and talk to somebody and have a conversation.

She's flipped flop so much and.

Because the same thing that she was.

That she wanted to do was the same thing that they wanted to do, and they found out that every time they pulled her, you know, her agenda, that it tanked.

So she had to lie.

She lied through her teeth through the whole thing.

She wouldn't.

She can't talk.

She's a word salad and she's a dipshit.

And it just was exposed because Trump, J.D.

vance, they're going.

Every podcast they're going on with.

She needs written points.

She needs everything scripted like, Joe, she needs everything scripted exactly.

She can't think on.

On the.

On the fly.

She.

I mean, look, she's the one that stood up at the debate and said, we didn't have any service people deployed.

And then they.

There's like a nice, cute video that's going around like, well, what the fuck are we doing here?

And it's all the service folks deployed, you know, and she.

She, like, has no concept.

She has no idea what's going on.

Anyway, she goes on the View and Sunny throws her a softball question, like, is there anything that you would do differently?

And she sits there and goes, blinks.

I can't blink.

Noise.

Blink, blink, blink, blink.

No, I don't have any.

Yeah, she's like, I can't think of anything.

That sunk her.

That sunk her.

Yeah.

So people are referencing that.

That.

That Sunny Hosty.

What the.

Her name is.

That that helped, like, tank her career.

And I'm like, well, I think Kamala had a lot to do with it up.

But.

And it's not like she didn't have the questions.

I'm pretty sure they provided them.

Of course they did.

Just an easy, easy question.

So she is a nitwit.

She's a nitwit now.

Why do you think.

Why do you.

Because Sunny's going to talk here.

Why do you think that Kamala lost the election two weeks after all this?

Like, we're two weeks after the election.

Why do you think that she says that Kamala lost the election?

Do you.

Do.

I think I know what she references.

So do you?

Yeah.

Don't.

Yes, please tell me.

Tell me she blames white people.

She blames white people.

I.

You know, again, I got my popcorn.

I don't know why people did what they did.

I see all these reasons.

And so, okay, we watched four years of the Biden administration freeze.

We watched.

Do you believe that?

She says that she's given up sex.

I'm not giving sex.

Men around the world were so thankful.

They're going.

No, nothing.

Nothing is more happy, more or happier.

Nothing is happier than her vibrator in her bedroom drawer right now that she's giving up sex.

Pop says sex gave up on her.

Exactly.

So we've had four years of Biden, and then we know Trump.

We.

We had a comparison.

It was a comparison.

It's not even a comparison.

These idiots.

These idiots here, These.

These four nitwits, they don't know.

They're.

They're still confused.

Two weeks later.

Time will tell.

But what do y'all think?

I just, you know, I know that as a country, it's very difficult for.

People to believe that racism and misogyny, they're just alive and well.

I think that we.

Where.

Okay, she's the one that said her kids were suffering at Harvard.

Are they suffering there?

Listen, I get misogyny because to be honest with you, I'm ready to take the voting away from you women.

I'm ready to repeal whatever that amendment is because a lot of you aren't smart.

I feel bad for you, Duchess, because a lot of you, you can whip.

Up some of these fucking pussy men and get them into goddamn shape.

How about you worry about that?

Oh, yeah, you know what?

Yeah, yeah, I'm on.

I'm on.

Yeah, I'm on your side with that.

Yeah, we'll get to some of them in a little bit.

You don't want to think that about.

Ourselves, our neighbors, our friends.

You know something, you feckless twat?

The problem is you're the racist.

You're the racist.

You see racist everywhere.

You are absolutely the racist.

And you know something?

You and your family were slave traders.

And how she has just stepped across that and not had anything.

You know, why isn't her people bullying her in a pot of oil?

Why hasn't she been canceled yet?

But it's.

My lived experience tells me that it does still exist.

You are the most privileged black person I've ever seen in my entire life.

Where is she privileged?

Yeah, I mean.

I mean, you ain't wanted for nothing, even if your lived experience doesn't tell.

You that it exists.

And, you know, the facts support that.

I think we have a graph.

If.

If you look at the.

There's a clear racial divide in who voted for.

You know something?

The only way that I think that she's ever experienced any racism is if her white husband, while banging her in the ass, called her the N word.

That's the only way to be quite honest with you.

But here we go.

We're gonna.

Let's go to the chart or the Trump.

As opposed to who voted for Kamala Harris.

It's very clear.

It's not only clear by race.

Wait a minute.

Let's back that up.

Let me back that up to the chart.

57, 40, 41% of stupid white people voted for Kamala Harris.

All right, you got 85.

But 13% of black people voted.

46% of Hispanics and 39% of Asians.

And it's only 22.

Only 22,000 people.

Where from.

Where would you go?

Did you go to, like, Kentucky?

Like, did you, like, specifically pick a place that was skewed?

Like, come on, stop.

Like.

No, I told that that's why those pollsters and all that, that's all bullshit.

It's all bullshit.

It's where they are, who they talk to at the time.

It skews everything so well.

We're supposed to be the uneducated whites because we didn't go to college.

I've never seen more dumb people than what I've seen.

Look, I know coming out of college now, I know what I pay, and I know my prices are going way the up.

I ain't making any more money, and I have less money in my pocket, less money in my accounts, and I'm spending a ton of money for just the basics.

For the basics.

And you know who else is experiencing that?

Everybody.

Everybody except the privileged people who don't have to fucking worry about it.

Privileged person on the View.

Google head.

I don't know if you're a man or a woman.

If you're white, you're black.

I don't know nothing about you, but just the fact that you're watching this show tells me you're smart.

That's all.

I just tell you right now, if you're listening to this, you're smart.

That's okay.

You get.

You get a pass.

Even if you're a white, liberal woman that went to college, you're one of the good ones.

There you go.

That's what I'm saying.

That's right.

You go person.

But again, I just.

I love the fact that they're still melting down.

Now, listen, not everybody.

Not every Democrat is a nitwit.

I mean, there's good ones Like Charles Barkley.

Okay.

I want to congratulate President elect Trump.

Y'all won fair and square.

I want to congratulate you.

I want you to do the best for the American people, because I got some numbers here.

75 million people voted for President elect Trump.

71 million people voted for Kamala Harris.

So it's not a contest in my eyes where I want all 75 and 71 million to be successful.

They're all Americans.

He's the President of the United States, and I wish him nothing but the best.

But we lost.

And I just want to say this to the Democrats, which.

I'm an independent who voted Democratic.

You know how bad it is?

I'll tell you how bad it is.

A rich man like Charles Barkley can't afford socks.

That's how bad it is.

Sorry, we lost, but he throws those away.

And I just want to say this to the Democrats, which.

I'm an independent who voted Democratic.

Do me this favor.

Shut the up.

When you win, you get to say what you want to.

When you lose, you need to shut the hell up.

Oh, President Biden didn't.

They didn't get him out the race soon enough.

Kamala didn't do this.

We lost because we had no game plan.

We still haven't solved the immigration problem, have no viable answers, never addressed inflation.

Bringing all these stupid stars out to rally to vote.

What was that?

Hey, I love Beyonce.

What's bringing her out?

That ain't gonna make me vote a certain way.

Cardi B.

I like Cardi B.

That ain't gonna make me vote a certain type of way.

You guys lost because y'all stupid.

Come up with solutions.

I don't think everybody voted for Trump as racist or whatever.

Thank you.

I'm not a fan of the guy, but he's the president.

I'm not to respect the office.

Okay, so that's it.

But you know what?

I.

You know what?

I appreciate that.

I really do, because I think a lot of people have come forward and said that, and I think, look, there's.

It's.

There's so much infighting, and I feel like the Both parties, but more Democrat, of course, have caused so much hate and division within so many of these issues that are happening.

Like, it's.

It's.

Everybody's angry and wound up.

We do need to, like, things have to settle.

Like, we're gonna burst into flames.

Like, we're just so close.

It's not gonna happen because the media.

The news.

The media, I don't know.

They are still Winding everybody up.

And I'm still, I'm still not as much.

I don't think so.

I think they're losing sponsors.

They're losing.

They're firing people.

They don't have any.

They're losing their money and that's where you have to hit them.

So as, as sponsors pull away or people getting like, just like, you know what?

This is insane.

You have to dial this the back.

I think things will change.

Are they always going to dissent?

I don't mind that people dissent with them.

I think that's great.

I think that you have to have a back and forth.

You can't just go around and just be like, yes, everything's perfect.

It's not, it's never going to be perfect.

And I, I appreciate someone trying to make things better or at least have a discussion about it, but, you know, the hate that's coming out from both sides, it's, it's awful.

We're not hate.

We're not hating.

I don't think our side's hating.

We're laughing.

We're laughing because it's funny.

We watched and now they're still melting down.

And you know me, I come with receipts.

When I sit there and say it's because of dumb white women.

Okay, I'm genuinely curious.

If you voted for Trump, tell me why you guys are so concerned about immigrants coming into our country.

Like, it is just not a concern to have.

Like, why do you think it's not a concern to have?

I just want to see if you, if you speak stupid white broad, why do you think?

I truly don't understand what she's saying.

It's not immigrant, it's not immigration that's the problem.

It's the illegal aliens being sneaking across the border, like, being permitted to come in.

If you want to come to America, there are ways to do that.

Okay, that's immigration.

Was.

I'm going to play the answer why she thinks that this isn't a problem.

And on a scale of 10 being normal and 0 being a retard.

Okay, I want you to tell me on a scale how dumb this broad is.

I'm sorry, but first off, they're criminals.

Like, they're selling drugs, yada, yada, yada.

There is more crime happening in our.

Country from citizens than illegal immigrants.

Like, I'm sorry, look it up.

Google's is free.

Look it up.

Wait, what'd she say?

What's free?

Google.

Look it up.

Google is free.

So look it up.

You know, we all have smartphones.

All right, All Right.

So the reason that we shouldn't pay attention to the, the illegal immigrant crime is because other people commit crime.

They're citizens.

Yeah.

She'S a.

And, and check it on Google because that's where you, that's where all the true facts lie.

Yeah, there we go.

And second of all, tell me a time where you personally have been affected.

By an immigrant and I don't know.

Dang.

Well, it's very few people, if not any like they're killing people, raping children.

Yeah, there's plenty of them.

Aaron says she's a retarded.

That's an insult to, it's an insult to retards.

It is.

You know it.

You know what's worse than if you call someone, she is a privileged young lady sitting in her parents house in her bedroom with a smartphone.

They gave her going life's tough.

You're mean to like I wanted a.

Black woman president because we've never had one before.

It doesn't matter.

It's turn.

Okay, tell me how Trump being president has affected you, little girl, which is he's 100% right.

All right.

And then when we have more, I'm.

Gonna take away my rights.

We have more dissenters.

Yeah.

I want to send a message to.

The Biden Harris administration.

If they see this, they see this.

If other bigger creators make similar messages, that would be great.

You asked us to mobilize, we mobilized.

You asked us to volunteer, we volunteered in droves.

You asked us to donate, we donated over a billion dollars.

We donated.

You asked us to fight, we fought.

Now stop asking us to send more money and the fight begins now.

When you know damn well the fight is now in your hands, not ours.

Stop showing us that you're going to play by the rules when you know.

Very well that they're not playing by the rules.

Where did that happen?

What did that.

Yeah, when did that happen?

Are we, are, is the Republicans, they, is that what she.

We didn't win, so they cheated.

Wait a minute, where did I hear that before?

And what did I hear them saying when, when Trump was sitting there saying.

That he, you know, does she not have enough money?

I mean there's plenty of money.

There's no recession for some folks.

Right?

Just keep sending money.

Bob says, I was told we would win and I fell for it and I want my body back.

You know something?

She raised $1 billion for her campaign and she's $20 million in debt.

She's going to run the country.

Slipped celebrities so much money and they did Dick and Bubblegum.

And they were all out of bubblegum.

The rules.

I bet if someone made her a spreadsheet with like little checkbook register she could have kept track of that money a little better.

Where's Bob?

Coming up with 300 million in debt.

Why would he mean 300 million in debt?

The Googles.

Googles, The Googles, is that it?

I heard 20.

That's where all the facts come from.

I heard she was 20 million in debt.

I don't know, whatever, it doesn't matter.

You need to take action now.

If you voluntarily turn this country over to the autocratic dictator at his cloud show of an administration that he's been assembling, if you let democracy fall in.

This country, if you let hun.

I don't think you understand what democracy is.

She's still talking.

I don't think that you understand what democracy is.

In other words, we've Everybody voted, you lost.

The new administration's coming in.

What Charles Barkley said, sit down and shut the fuck up.

Why can't the aliens that are out there take this one?

Oh my God, how nice would it be?

You know something?

Maybe that's it.

Maybe the aliens come in and they snatch up all these liberals.

No, they see this and they're like we're out.

And they just jets in the fuck out of the area.

Fuck it, we don't want these wackos.

Ugh, I swear to God.

I mean I go back and I listen to this and it's not just them, it's you know, here we go.

I like this one here.

I want to do business with people who support the president elect.

And it is because I need to create a safe place for me, my staff and my family.

You know what?

You should find somebody that told you to wear those glasses and punch them.

You know what I want to know what is your business?

I would love to know what her business is.

I support you now.

I would never ever ever go to her place of business.

I understand that.

So is she a barista?

Is she an artist?

Is she.

She's a dummy creator.

She's a dummy, right.

I don't care about the glasses, but it's just that whole like I don't believe the President elect so I need a safe space.

All right.

It's just not women again.

We have white, white men that are just as stupid.

Some girl seem to have a problem, understand.

Tell you this, uhoh.

We have a problem understanding.

All right.

I don't think we do.

Buckle up because we have a problem.

All right man, Bun over here with his.

He's going to mansplain it for you.

His ZZ Top beard is going to.

He wishes it was a ZZ Top beard that looked better.

He's going to explain something to.

Right.

He's going to explain to us how.

What.

What the issue is.

This hasn't been about politics for a long time.

This is not about Republican versus Democrat.

You know, I just want to grab him and knock him down and grab a pair of trimmers and just straighten his beard out, dude.

Yeah, just.

I don't care about his head, but like Moses.

Let me go to the comments real quick.

Okay.

Moses Boomer says that beard is.

Bob says that beard has hit.

Got more.

Loads of jizz in it than a.

Than a whorehouse.

This is not conservative versus liberal.

And I'm sorry you can't get that through your thin little skulls.

I would say thick, but let's face it, you're not working with very much.

Whoa, Burn.

So I'll just say it so you can understand me.

Oh, good.

If you supported Donald Trump through all of this, which I did.

You're a terrible human being.

Oh, okay, thanks.

If you supported Donald Trump because you think you might save a couple bucks on gas while people, including women, literally lose their rights to be happy.

What?

Oh, no.

God damn it.

Do I have to give up my happy right?

What rights?

Give me a right that a woman has to give up.

Give me one right to be happy.

Yeah, I'm the one with the thin skull.

I'm the one with the thin skull.

You knit wits.

You sit there and you just regurgitate what you hear.

And I'm like, okay, tell me what you hear.

Right.

Oh, sorry.

I.

I'm so bummed.

I have to give up my happy.

My happy choice.

I know.

Well, okay.

And you know, we.

There are some blacks.

The blacks, they aren't happy with Trump for as long as I live.

I never want to hear another word from a Trump supporter about dei, affirmative action or meritocracy.

After they voted for Donald Trump to be the first person ever elected president with no experience in government, military.

He was the 45th president, you stupid chirp.

He was the 45th president.

He was president for four fucking years.

What do you mean?

He has no experience.

Am I wrong?

Are you wrong?

Voted for him again in 2024 as the first convicted felon ever elected president.

Again.

Trumped up charges.

They took one.

They took.

It's going to be overturned, but because they were able to get this thing right, this was going to be Overturned.

And it would have been overturned even if he lost the election.

Because it was.

They made some kind of shit up.

They threw a bunch of shit against the wall and said, okay, we'll do this.

And they had a fucking judge in their pocket who should be.

He should be disbarred.

All right?

And they had a judge in their pocket that just allowed this to happen.

And again, here we are, all right?

And nitwits like this regurgitate this nonsense.

Sparky Toaster.

You tell him, Sparky, no one's a convicted felon until they're sentenced.

Which might actually happen.

Yeah, it might actually have.

I should shut my mouth.

They might try to put him in jail.

That's not going to watch it.

Don't bet on them.

You know what happens.

Allowed JD Vance to become vice president with no experience in elected office until last year and now picked a white like Kamala, supposed to replace a black four star general.

Oh, my God.

That's what it is.

The guy who like had a stroke and didn't tell anybody.

He left.

He was unavailable for like a month.

He didn't have a stroke.

He had prostate cancer.

It was the other.

The point was he was on whatever he had.

He had a medical issue where he was unreachable.

The fucking president didn't even know his name.

Yeah, the other guy, he's like, what's his name?

Yeah, the other guy was.

He was in the military for 20 years.

He's got two bronze crosses.

No experience.

No experiences whatsoever as Secretary of Defense and for Attorney General, the nation's top law enforcement officer.

They picked an insurrectionist who had to abruptly resign from Congress to week to stop the release of an ethics report after allegations of misappropriating campaign funds or personal expenses, illegal drug use, sharing sex videos on the house floor, sleeping with a 17 year old and child sex trafficking.

It's okay.

I'll give you that one.

All right, I want.

All right, you may be right on that one.

All right.

All right.

Even a program clocks right twice a day.

I don't like him.

And Ken agreed with me today that Gates or Getz or whatever the fuck his name is has the most punchable face.

All right, I get all that.

You know what?

But you know, and I hate to be like this because I don't.

He's gonna be the right off.

Wait a minute.

I don't want to be like these people.

You people.

I don't want to be like these people.

But I almost want him to become Attorney General just to shove it up their ass and turn him the fuck loose on Congress.

I do.

I've had enough of all this nonsense experience.

Was Pete Buttigieg.

Wasn't he a mayor somewhere?

He was a mayor.

Couldn't fill potholes.

He was a mayor that couldn't fill potholes.

Now he's the Secretary of Transportation.

Listen, they're shaking.

Well, there's a few picks.

They're fun picks for some of them.

He likes trains.

They call them.

He loved trains.

That's why they made him.

Of course he does.

He likes watching them go in and out of the tunnels.

Right?

Of course.

Yes.

You get it.

All right, so listen, okay, The FBI and the doj, they're shitting their pants right now.

They don't know what to do.

They're quitting.

They're leaving.

They're lawyering up.

A sense of alarm is building among officials at the Justice Department and the.

FBI who are bracing for possible revenge prosecutions.

Stop saying revenge.

See, this is why I don't like the mainstream media.

This is why I don't like the mainstream.

Stop saying revenge.

They were fucking around.

They were breaking laws.

And now somebody's gonna come in and hold their feet.

They're gonna find out.

Yeah.

And they're gonna hold their feet to the fire and find out the fuckery that's been going on all this time.

And heads are gonna roll.

And this is what.

Yeah, whatchamacallit.

I can't think of his name now.

Red Wizard.

What's his name?

Adam.

Adam.

Sorry, Adam.

Adam's absolutely right.

Accountability.

Right now they're afraid of accountability.

Oh, no, not that.

From the incoming Trump administration, NBC News reports that some civil servants who work on a government salary have.

Oh, they can't afford a lawyer.

Well, you know something?

Due to the Constitution, a lawyer could be provided for you if you can't afford one.

I want to be able to afford it.

I can't think of how many government officials are now going to have to lawyer up.

Proactively reached out to lawyers, that's according to three people with knowledge of their deliberations.

They're worried about the effect of long and costly legal battles.

Joining me here in studio NBC, you know who would know a lot about long and costly legal battles?

Donald Trump.

Donald Trump.

For since he got the nomination, he's been in court more time.

I mean, it's ridiculous how long.

How much he's been in court, how much money he's had to spend on his own defense and all this other bullshit.

And now these other people are like, Wait, I'm gonna dig what it do to me what I did to him.

Can you read comment at the very bottom?

If they didn't do anything illegal, they wouldn't have to worry about it.

Absolutely.

We have an expert here, your executive editor for National Security, David Rhode, who reported this story.

Also with us, Glenn Kershner, a former federal prosecutor and MSNBC legal analyst.

It's good to have you here, David.

A lot of DOJ staffers we had been hearing and you had been reporting were saying there was some nervousness about what might happen, about, frankly, what has been said about the plans for going after people who they felt unfairly went after them.

But how has the choice of Matt.

Gates changed the equation?

Or has it?

It has, and that's the difference.

There was worry about congressional investigations.

They expected that.

But the choice of Gates, which was, I think, a real surprise to many people inside the doj, you know, everywhere.

Everywhere.

Yes, that he, you know, he's a lawyer, but he's had no experience prosecuting cases.

But most of all, he is a firebrand loyalist, a very vocal supporter of President Trump.

And it's seen by people as a choice that someone who trusts who Trump trusts and someone who, given the ethics investigation, sort of owes Trump.

Trump is sort of protecting him by giving him this new job just before the extraethics report comes out.

So it has raised fears that there could actually be criminal investigations and prosecutors prosecutions by the Trump administration of career DOJ and FBI officials.

He's a throwaway.

They're getting this all worked out as a favor.

Gates is not going to get.

He's not going to get the nomination.

He's not going to get the nod.

He's not going to go to Hollywood.

He's not going to be on the stage with America's top, top talent there.

He's, they're going to, he's going to retire and he'll be done.

I almost want to go on speaking tours.

I almost want him.

I think he wants it.

I don't think he'll get it.

And I think Trump threw his name out there as a throwaway.

How long?

I'd like to see who his other choices are.

How long before Matt Gaetz has his own podcast?

How long?

Wants to hear that?

Oh, that'd be awful.

I don't like him.

One, People listen to it.

I'm sure, I'm sure people, I'm sure people will.

I don't know.

I think he, it's, if he's out of politics, I think it's gonna have to be about a year.

Things have to simmer down a bit.

Well.

Because people gonna call in and ask him, like, oh, how many.

How many kids you had sex with?

Where's your sex tapes?

Like that's gonna be.

So he needs that to simmer down before he does a podcast.

Well, you know, Edward from Am I canceled.

His husband Destiny.

I've named Edward now.

Edward's last name is Edward Destiny, okay?

He's.

He's all upset about Trump supporters.

Conservatives have been disgusting for years, which is why I don't give a fuck about anybody that winds up at any of these rallies and gets shot or whatever the fuck, okay?

Because they had no problem making fun of Paul Pelosi.

The entire world would be better off of these people were permanently removed from these platforms.

Like, there is no downside and only upside to see people like Candace Owens, Tucker Carlson, Tim Pool never be allowed to publicly broadcast their opinions ever again.

It's exclusively bad stuff that happens.

You know something?

Well, listen, I.

I despise everything that man says, okay?

I think he has the right to say it.

He's a nitwit.

Yeah, he's a nitwit.

And.

And he should have a podcast and he should go on different shows and he should spout his.

His nonsense to anybody that wants to listen, just like we just did Tim.

Pool go on Tim Poole's show.

I'm sure Tim would be delighted to have him listen.

He goes.

He goes and gets beat by people.

He goes into baits people and gets people.

He looks like a moron.

And.

And Edward.

Edward loves that guy.

I mean, Edward just.

It's his generation, I guess.

I guess.

I don't know.

I just feel that.

Do you care?

I don't care.

They can hate us all they want.

They cannot sell us anything.

It's funny that Whoopi goes and puts a bakery in Staten island on blast because they didn't give her anything.

They wouldn't make anything for her.

But Trump supporters, they can deny.

Trump supporters.

Good.

You know what?

Just let us know.

Do us a favor.

Put a big sign in your window.

Your place of business.

We won't serve Trump supporters.

Please let us know.

Because to be honest with you, we don't want to spend any money in your place of business.

We don't want to.

We don't want to.

As far as I.

That's the whole point of, you know, you can shop wherever you want.

We're not forced to go anywhere.

And that's why there's a place for everyone.

You know, if I want a particular cupcake or whatever, I'm going to go to this bakery.

If I want something else, I'll go over here and I'll shop there and I'll shop where?

I mean, if I had my choice, I would shop at the place that I like the most.

I would like to see this.

It happened to coincide.

You know, Aaron says he would love to have Destiny come on his show.

I would love to see that.

Could you please live stream that?

And yeah, I would.

I don't think.

Yeah, I don't think Aaron would be gentle, to be quite honest with you.

I don't see it.

Yeah.

All right, there's a.

Hold on.

There's been a lot.

It's been very contentious.

A lot of tension here.

Yes.

How about we have one of those?

We lightening the mood.

We're gonna lighten the mood a little bit.

What did Bob used to say?

It was.

Used to be a palate cleanser.

Ready for a palate cleanser?

I think so.

I'm afraid of it.

Sometimes you throw someone's in there that I don't know what they are.

Oh, I'm sure this is one of those times.

So there's a guy, he's out in Central park and he says he is deaf and he's a deaf mute and his dog has run away and he needs somebody to help him look for the dog.

And can you please yell the dog's name?

All right, so this is.

Here we go.

All right, hang on.

So let me read what the guy just.

No, stop it.

I'm mute.

Can you please call my dog's name?

Well, all right, here's the dog's name.

Spell it mine again.

The name is M I N E G I A.

So the guy's like, oh, yeah, okay, I'll call it Miniga.

Miniga.

Oh, my.

Oh, I don't like that.

Oh, no, Call the name.

Oh, my.

He forced me.

He just held up a sign.

You very happily yelled that out.

That is inappropriate.

I'd be like, sorry, your dog's gone.

That's when you got to read that in your head first.

You gotta use your inside voice in the brain voice to read that.

Okay.

No.

How are you?

Do you enjoy putting a puzzle together like a jigsaw puzzle?

Is that something you like to do?

Sometimes I find them.

I find them stressful because I pressure myself to get it done.

And then if it's not completed and I see it out, the longer it's not completed, it stresses me that I'M not doing it.

That makes total sense.

Knowing you, that makes total sense.

Yeah.

So if I'm going to do a puzzle, I have to sit and.

Actually, yeah, Sparky has no patience for him.

The big ones.

All right, so when you get it, like, if you get a big puzzle done, how do you feel when you get it done?

Oh, I'm proud of it because, like, how fantastic.

Because it took so long.

And for me, like, just my mental state of just making sure I sat down and get it done.

You know.

Rebuild a carburetor.

Yeah.

Okay, so here's people that are done with their puffs.

I finished.

Oh, God.

Oh, no.

Oh, very nice.

That was cool.

No.

I'll show you something.

She pleads not guilty for murder.

I would.

No, that's horrible.

Yes.

That's not even.

Well, that was set up.

But that's not funny.

Unbelievable.

One Frozen pieces.

Oh, my God.

What's wrong with you?

All right, half of these are set up, but they're still hard find.

I can't.

I would.

I would lose my.

The first couple were horrible.

And then I'm like, okay, it's a thing.

But no, no, that would.

That would.

That would be murder.

They would.

They were.

I literally.

It would follow up with like a chair.

I would lose.

I would lose my mind.

And I.

I don't think I'm.

I'm quick to freak the out.

Well, at least not physically, but, yeah, that's.

That's not guilty.

Your honor.

Okay, just checking.

How would you feel thought it killed him.

Well, first of all, I'm not sitting there all that time.

Thank you, Google.

Google hits my alibi, right?

He goes, and you know me, I love a good.

I love a good deep fake.

And they're getting better and better.

And they have one out with RFK right now.

Oh, no.

I'm telling you what.

Watch this and tell me that it doesn't.

It looks like it's real, because to me, I really couldn't tell the difference at first.

As your new head of the United States Department of Health and Human Services, I just want to introduce myself and let people know what they can expect.

Many people in this country think I'm some crazy kook, but I just want to make this.

The voice is really good, isn't it?

You know, it talks.

It's too fast.

He doesn't talk this fast.

But, yes, they got the voice down.

Yeah, they do have that down.

Country healthy.

Again.

With that in mind, here is what you can expect.

Seed oils are now banned.

If you're Caught producing, consuming, or in possession of any seed oils, you will be arrested instead of being sent to jail.

I have been in discussion with Elon Musk to create a new type of fat labor camp where people walk on treadmills all day at a reasonable pace, where the energy produced will be harvested and used to supplement the power grid.

Also, making fun of my voice or the fact that I have a worm in my brain that ate a part of it and died in my brain will also land you in the fat labor camp.

I will also be working with the new head of the state Department, Marco Rubio, to ensure that no work authorization is provided for anyone to come to this country and deliver Uber eats or doordash.

You want to order that stuff, fine.

But you're now going to have to get off your fat ass and pick it up yourself.

You can expect fluoride to be removed from our water system immediately and replaced with low doses of ozempic and creatine.

Testosterone replacement therapy will be available for free to anyone wanting it.

I want every person in this country as jacked as I am.

That goes for the dudes or the chicks.

Finally, I'm offering a $1 million reward to anyone that has any information that leads to the arrest and apprehension of Anthony Fauci.

You can run Fauci, but you can't hide.

If you like that, make sure to.

Subscribe and follow for more.

I'm Donald Trump and I approve this message.

Follow and subscribe to Danny's perfect content.

I'm Kamala Harris and I also approve this message.

Give your boy Danny a follow.

You heard?

Classic Kamala.

Always copying me.

Not original at all.

Sad.

I left that in the end because that guy definitely deserves a shout out.

They're.

They're very well done.

I will give him that for sure.

But it's.

It's.

But listening.

It's sometimes rfk struggle.

It seems like he struggles to speak so but yeah, but they got the voices is very well done.

And the message, I'm like, well, I mean, if I could like, work out all day, I would.

I don't know if I'd mind.

I mean, if I didn't have to go to a job.

But, you know, all righty.

This is a story that you wanted to talk about.

And to be honest with you, I forgot all about this woman until popped.

Up in the news.

It popped up in the news.

It's horrifying.

Well, whoops.

Down here.

Susan Smith is up for 30 years.

I can't believe it's been 30 years.

Those kids would be like, you know, mid-30s right now.

Wasn't there like two Susan Smith.

They were young.

All right, so people, if you don't know.

Susan Smith will be up for parole after nearly 30 years.

She was convicted for rolling her car into South Carolina, like drowning her two sons.

She's 53.

These babies.

Yeah, these babies were strapped in their car seats.

Seats.

And she ran and they drowned in their car seats.

Why?

She watched and she did it because her boyfriend didn't want to put up with her children.

See, nobody wants to be stepdad.

That's kill your kids.

Okay.

Yeah.

All right.

Clearly.

Yeah.

In South Carolina is only granted about 8% of the time.

And it is less likely on an inmate's first appearance before the board.

Notorious cases.

But see, here's the thing, and I didn't realize this until someone told me that there's a documentary out about her.

And she has not been the model prisoner.

I don't know if you know this.

She's been a piece of shit.

Yeah.

She's been fucking guards.

Any guard that you know.

And she's got guys sending her money and.

Yeah.

So she's.

She's in.

Been in a lot of trouble.

Who is sending this woman money?

I have no idea.

But apparently I have no idea.

But she has really gotten a lot of the guards in trouble because she's fucked herself a lot of guards.

The jury believes that she got a life sentence and that she should have.

She should serve.

Secondly, secondary.

I would point out to her conduct in prison to show unfortunately, what a juror hoped would happen, that she would be remorseful and think about those kids.

She has proven.

Proven she's only thinking about herself.

Smith made an international headlines in 10-19-94 when she said she was carjacked.

That's right.

She said she was carjacked and the man drove away with her sons inside.

Smith, who was white, said the card checker was black.

Well, of course, it's more believable.

All right, so let's hold up a second.

A 3 year old and a 14 month old.

Oh, my God.

Anything different and the.

I can't.

As a parent, I cannot wrap my brain around the fact that these babies were calling for their mom.

They should take her, strap her in a car and push it in a lake and let her drown.

That's justice.

Like painfully.

No, I wouldn't let her die.

Keep her alive long enough to suffer.

Suffer, suffer.

Yeah.

Death would be release.

I think it would be.

It would end it.

And she need.

I don't know, there was one line in that story that, like, it's just.

It's kind of haunting me at the moment where they said that the.

The one baby's hand was up against the window.

Oh, my God.

And it's.

It's actually sending me over, but it's.

If I can get you to cry right now, this will make this podcast.

Shut up.

Shut up.

I don't want to cry.

But it's the.

So you heard this?

She said she heard the squeaking of the little hand on the window.

You could hear the bliss when they found.

When they pulled the car up, there was one little hand.

They were.

And they were still in their.

I hate you.

I hate you.

You monster.

Damn.

Can't.

Can't get you to cry.

Those poor babies.

I heard this.

I can't.

I can't wrap my brain right.

I heard the one.

The one boy's name was Devin.

I don't know.

Get near the microphone.

I need to get every.

Rap.

Bruce says that little white, bloated hand.

Mommy, this isn't the way to toys.

Oh, my God.

Stop it.

Stop it, stop it.

You sick.

Twisted bucks.

Adam says disturb sings about dead kids named Devin.

All right, okay.

All right, moving on.

I think it's time for some podcast shout outs.

We gotta get out of here.

Oh, my goodness.

Oh, what's wrong?

I hate you.

Oh, y'all damaged motherfuckers.

Worst water park ever.

Worst water park ever.

Show title right there.

All right, you gotta write that down.

Worst water park ever.

There you go, bud.

Bugger.

You're getting two.

Good night.

All right, we're chasing people out of here.

All right, let's get out of here.

All right, so why don't you start us off with a.

Well, these are some of the podcasts that we enjoy listening to and are friends of the show.

So the TNA podcast with Jason and Sam.

All right, and then we have who's Right Podcast with Doug and Anthony.

Doug was in here earlier.

Appreciate that.

Nice.

Shitty song of the week with Red and Teresa.

Hey, you know something?

If we ever allowed on that show, I don't know if we will be.

What do you say we bring the song that I played the beginning of the episode?

I Got a.

What is it?

I Got a Dick in My Nightstand, or what was it called again?

I forget what it's called.

Is that what you call it?

Dick in My Nightstand?

Wouldn't that be a great song to bring to them?

Isn't that a bad song?

It is a shitty song.

It is a shitty song right it's not.

I don't think it's been on the charts.

So does it have to be on the charts?

Is that part of it?

I don't know.

I don't like.

It's a released song.

Damn.

Well, it's a really song.

I'll be honest with you, because I did see it.

You're.

You're.

You're dancing on the line there.

Okay.

I shake my head.

With Lisa and Sam.

They would hate everything about this show tonight.

They would.

They would.

I'm so sorry, guys.

Yeah, not at all.

Not at all.

No.

The Weathered Report with Bruce, Jason, and Ken.

I was a guest on the Weathered Report last night.

We had a blast.

It was a lot of fun.

Although I have to say, there was a little too much John Jamingo in the.

In the episode.

I get very cringy when I hear myself talk about myself.

I don't.

It was a good episode.

I enjoyed it.

It was fun.

It was fun.

The guys.

Those guys are a lot of fun.

So check that out.

These will all be linked in the show notes.

So Po Boy podcast with Jody B.

And then the Fine Whining podcast with Mike, Jerry and Cheese.

Cheese.

Exactly.

The Moriety Show.

With who?

Oh, with Mariah.

Okay, I'm just checking.

And then.

So here are the podcasts that Duchess didn't put on there, but I put on there.

We addressed this the last time you met.

That's right.

I know.

Shooting the shiznit with Brian.

Oh, good, you remembered his name.

The Bromigos podcast.

All right, so this is the first episode back since Trump was elected, and two of them didn't show up.

So it was just Matt and Panama Red.

Mike.

I'll tell you right now, I like Mike.

He's a smart dude.

I would love to have him do an interview with him.

I really would have loved to have done one after this, because I'm sure we would have got into a heated discussion over the whole Trump being elected, because he was very, very against Trump.

So the two of them had a discussion.

It was fun to listen to.

I don't agree with them, but it was fun to listen to.

So go check that out.

Right.

Is it my turn, or did you.

Did you do okay?

I'm sorry, am I canceled?

Podcast with Edward Destiny.

Apparently he's writing a John Jamingo diss track for this Friday's episode.

I can't wait to hear that.

That should be a lot of fun.

That's awesome.

And the last one that Duchess left off the list until I put it on there this morning.

It was discussed.

And then when I was editing the list, I inadvertently removed him.

So my apologies to Mike, Travis and Drunk from Wheelbarrow.

It was their seventh hundredth episode.

Congratulations, guys.

700 episodes.

700 episodes.

That's amazing.

They produced that really well.

I'm in the midst of listening, listening to it.

And here's the other thing about Wheelbarrow Fall Dicks.

He.

Mike does a really good job producing that show.

It's very, very well produced.

The way he has a lot of elements that are going on in it.

And, you know, I'm not okay.

My personal preferences.

I'm not really big into the interviews that he does, but that's fine.

But the very beginning of the show is, you know, I really enjoy it and I guess I should be able to fast forward to the end and listen to the end of it.

I don't know.

I just.

Sometimes I start listening to the interviews and I'm like, I'm not interested in this.

I shut it off.

But that doesn't mean it's not a good podcast and you wouldn't like it.

But check it out.

But it is a very, very well done, well produced podcast.

It's an amazing podcast.

So check that out.

And it's in.

I like some of the things they do in it.

So it's definitely interesting to listen.

And it's one of those.

You have to listen sometimes all the way to the end.

Yes.

Little.

Like when they wrap up, there's little bits and things in there because I've heard things.

I'm like, oh, I remember that Edward's here.

Edward Destiny.

He was married to Destiny.

See, Destiny's divorce now.

So Edward has his first homosexual marriage and he is now allowed, you know, so he's here tonight.

Now he just.

We're proud of you, Edward.

Yes, we are.

That's right.

No matter what you believe.

Right.

We support your lifestyle.

We do.

Yes.

But, you know, it was funny.

Travis wasn't there this week for wheelbarrow of Dick's WFOd.

Yes.

And drunk was on there.

And I'll tell you what, you know, drunk doesn't normally talk that much, but when Travis wasn't there, he doesn't.

I, like, enjoy.

He was really, was really.

He did a great job.

He was making really good points.

And I was interested.

I was like, why doesn't drunk talk more?

He really should talk more.

He did a great job this week.

So I enjoyed the first part of the interview.

Right.

Till they get up to the interview, and then I Ran out of time.

Well, but you can always, if worse is worse, just leave it on and fast forward.

But because they do have a lot of content afterwards, like their, their guest.

Then the last one, it was the woman who was putting together like a documentary for the men who were accused of trying to kidnap Gretchen Whitmer.

Oh, okay.

So that was an interesting.

I might have to go back and listen to that one.

Yeah, she's, they're looking to do like startup money, I think to finish producing it.

Okay.

She had a good pitch.

It was, she was very well spoken.

It was, it was interesting to listen to and how a lot of these fellas were very much set up.

Yeah.

I think would be very interested in hearing.

Sure.

But then, but the way she discusses it, she goes into a lot of detail.

So it's very interesting.

Interesting.

All right.

All right, Duchess, you ready to do your thing?

Let's wrap it up.

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The recording of our podcast.

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Let's change that for Thursday.

Yeah.

Do us a favor, share this episode with some friends, will you?

We need.

Yeah, some ears.

I do a lot of work here to make this thing just mediocre.

All right.

John's keeping us the best kept secret in podcast.

Yeah, unfortunately I am.

All right, everybody, we will be back here Thursday night, 6:30 Eastern Time.

Hope you join us.

It's awesome.

Very fun.

Bye.