Yappy Broads | 409

The Boomer Bunker is recorded live in front of an online audience.

You think your stupid little podcast or.

Your little TV show is going to change the world?

Like hell it is.

I'm going to start a podcast that has no focus and it'll take up an inordinate amount of time.

Hey, everybody.

Why is this.

I can't hear anything in my headphones.

What just happened?

Oh, my God.

I can't stand it.

There we go.

Ah, that's nothing like this.

We can hear the engines.

Yeah, we can hear the engines now.

Hey, it's Monday.

Welcome to episode 409.

You know, like the spray cleaner.

I am one of your hosts, John Jimango, and alongside me is the Duchess.

Good evening.

And quietly lurking in the background, we have producer Mike.

I love when you crack yourself up because you just lose your completely.

Who said they couldn't hear me?

I, I, I'm sure they can hear me.

We can, we can hear.

All right.

Thank God.

Yeah, I know, Bud Vugger, I swear.

I know.

Oh, bad winds out in Michigan.

70,000 Without power.

Really?

Dang.

Yeah, that's terrible.

One of my.

Where did you get those intros?

What the fuck does your feed look like?

You know, it's, it's so funny.

I clicked on one.

I remember.

I told you I wanted to remember that guy that, with the, with the little flipper.

The little flipper finger hands these guys.

Yeah, he does that.

Putting the hot dogs together.

Well, you know, he does other videos and I guess I put that on there and the next thing I know, I was in handicap.

In handicap hell.

Yeah, Heaven or hell.

And I started, I said, I got to put these in.

So if anybody's listening to this, they don't understand.

When we get ready to start the podcast, I have like a three minute intro so people can get in and to watch the show and.

Oh, I'm sorry, Butt vugger.

Yes, they were handicapable.

Yes.

So I had a bunch of, bunch of handicapped people doing, you know, handicapable things.

So there you go.

Cody corrected you as well.

And you said McNubbins has chicken wings.

McNubbins has chicken wings for hands.

Yes.

He, that guy with the hot dog, he seemed he could get.

Yeah, he would.

He's pretty capable with his little flippy things.

Yeah, his little, little flipper fingers.

He's got like little tiny flipper fingers for the tapping.

Is that like his.

I guess that's his thing where he taps stuff.

Like he just hammers it.

Man, he can really get going.

Sounds like a rabbit.

Like, with the Rabbit.

When they do that, they're back.

I gotta be honest with you.

I. I think he could be a very capable lover.

Oh,.

No.

Sounds like he could.

He could speed bag that bean, I would imagine.

I think he got to put him.

I think he had a place in there like a pillow.

Right.

And they just let him go to town.

He's got a normal head.

Asmr.

No, but Booger says he can lick his elbow.

He could, because his elbow's real short.

It's not like he couldn't.

Oh, all right.

Well.

Daddy, no, I gotta tell you, unless we're.

Unless we got any other sexy Duchess drops that we can throw in there when she's thinking about the guy with his flipper finger.

No.

Okay.

I think.

No, don't stop.

Can you talk like Mike Rowe?

Lube up them nubs, Let them go to town.

Yeah, why not?

Here, I don't know if you have this problem, Duchess, because you're not as old as I am, but I have friends of mine, people that I know, they hate technology, and they didn't grow up with it.

Oh, yeah.

All right.

So, you know, they had.

They fought the iPhone, they had flip phones, and then they finally got an iPhone, and then they bitched about that.

And they don't use a computer because they don't see it.

They just watch TV and listen to the radio.

They don't know anything, how to do anything else.

Right?

And so I. I'm on the cutting edge of technology, Mr. Technology.

Yeah.

I like to use things that, you.

Know, like paperless, tons of mixers, lots.

Of phones just for you.

Paperless billing, you know, where your bill comes in and you don't have to go to the mailbox and it's there and you can send it.

And a lot of times you could pay it online without any service charge.

You could set it and forget it.

Sometimes you can have automatic payment if you know it's going to come out.

It's the same every month.

You just set it and forget it.

And this way you don't have to worry about it.

Well, you know, Jimmy starts, he sends.

Yeah, Mr. Fucking Computer Expert.

Let me tell you what just happened to me.

I said, oh, okay, dummy, what do you fuck up now?

As you're so patient and kind with.

Again, why call me?

Here's what happens.

Why is he calling?

Wait a minute.

Here's what happens.

He goes to use something on a computer or phone or whatever, and it doesn't work because why?

Because he don't know how to do it.

And he misclicked something.

All right?

So now with his.

Yeah.

With his dirty dick beaters.

And so then he'll call me to bitch about it to me.

Like.

Like it's.

I did it to him.

Or number one, he's gonna prove me wrong.

That.

You know, this is why justifying.

You know, this is why take an 82 cent stamp and put it on an envelope and walk it to the mailbox.

You know, because.

And that's why I write a checkout.

Okay.

No, it's holding.

I don't call you when I take and pay something online and go, oh, look how easy that was.

You know, again, I let you live your life.

I don't.

Do you call them when you forget to shut off auto pay and they draft out $300?

No, I don't do that.

Yeah.

Like, in other words, if I forget to shut something off and all of a sudden I look over and I'm like, fuck, how did that happen?

Where'd that come from?

Like, well, learning curve.

Yeah, learning curve.

Okay, $15 or three.

What was it?

The one time, oh, $788 for Streamyard.

Came out of my Streamyard.

I was like, I thought I got hacked.

And then you try to get a hold of them and it's like, sorry, no customer service.

No reason.

We don't speak English.

No English.

So that's why you need a burner card.

So you put all your shit on the burner card and you just let it run or PayPal, and you just don't keep a balance and you don't let it, like, withdraw.

Okay, yeah, that's true.

There's a way where you can just don't have.

Don't.

You should turn off auto renew.

Yes.

And then that way they'll ask you if you want it again.

And this is taking me down another road.

I apologize.

So we use a streaming software.

It's called Streamyard.

Is it expensive?

It's the most expensive one out there, I think.

Okay, but.

But it works.

It works every time.

And then these other people are like, oh, try this one, try that one.

And then I watch them do something and.

And it shits the bed.

And this doesn't record and all.

And they're like, oh, well, yeah.

I'm like, why don't you try streamyard?

Well, it's expensive.

It's.

Yeah, but it works every time now.

I just shot myself in the foot.

And jinxed myself 60% of the time, it works 100%.

Yeah, 90% of the time it works 100%.

Of the time.

So I know we've been knockwood.

We've been very lucky with Stream, streamyard and the way that we use it.

So it's.

Oh, here you go.

Sparky says you get what you pay for sometimes.

Sometimes it's better quality in, quality out.

Look, before I renewed here, me and Bob Boomer Bob went around and we tried every other one.

We kicked the rocks on all of them.

We tried them.

Is it Restream?

We tried Restream.

We tried this EB Mux.

We tried Rumble Studio.

We tried a lot of them.

There was another one.

I can't start you.

So anyhow, it starts with E. I.

Think Mike's very spicy.

I guess he's all right.

So anyhow, I know this one company that was.

They were going to do video.

All right, they don't normally do video.

They normally do an audio podcast, but because Apple podcast.

Oh, my God, they're going to have video.

Now for the 10 people that is going to learn how to use video and sit there and watch it on their phone when they can just listen to it in their car.

You can't.

It doesn't work in the car.

Like, in other words, it doesn't work on your car.

Because all Apple needs is to get sued because their video play on carplay, right?

And crashes.

Skip shit.

Watched it instead of paying attention.

So if anybody wants to watch it on their phone or maybe their iPad, the 3% of people that actually have to watch it.

Okay, but you wouldn't do it anyhow.

You wouldn't watch it.

You go to YouTube to watch it or Rumble to watch it.

Correct.

I would probably.

I would try it through Apple just to see what it looked like.

But yeah, I have most things through because then I can like it and rate it and whatever.

Here's the problem.

There's people.

All right, so now everybody's freaking about out about this.

Oh, and I.

And there's a lot of problems with it.

But no, nobody's paying attention.

First of all, it costs more.

It costs more to have video.

I'm like, why?

So you can put it in your pocket and walk around and there's people.

So anyhow, this company goes and they start to do the live.

And they're doing a live.

And they're having all kinds of problems.

This guy's computer shuts off this one.

Oh, I can't hear him.

I can't.

So they're going through the whole thing to have video.

And I'm like.

As a company that's a podcasting Company.

Are you gonna put this up?

Because we watched it live, right?

I'm like, are you actually gonna put this up now?

Because it's terrible.

It's horrible.

You look like dinky.

I shouldn't have put it up live.

Yeah.

Okay, so again, this kind of technology, what do I do whenever I change something, what do I do?

I always test it.

I always go in and test it, because I don't.

Oh, that's.

That's all the fun videos you do.

Because I burnt.

I've been burnt more times in a moonshiner.

Yeah.

I mean, this is crazy.

So anyhow, I just find it funny, that technology.

And it's the same thing that's happening now with these AI things, these AI chat bots and all.

People are giving them permissions to do everything.

And the next thing you know, it's sending emails out that he didn't want him to send out.

And yeah, it's like, holy, no, no, no, don't do that.

But, yeah.

So anyhow, I got a call from the Jimmy.

He screws something up.

And were you able to help him?

No, I don't even try.

I. I just.

I just let him, Just let him yell.

Yeah.

I go, I. I said, well, you know what you should do?

You should go and put a stamp on it and go to the mailbox and live your life and do your thing.

Go do it.

You know what?

Here's the idea, Jimmy.

Don't call me because I don't care.

I don't care.

The fact that you don't want to use the stuff that I do, I could care less.

And the fact I don't sit there and think any.

Well, I do.

I do think less of you because you're too dumb.

Because you're too dumb to go and click.

You're too dumb to do something a 12 year old can do on a computer.

Yeah, yeah, I'm sorry, there's a little bit of a judgment there.

All right, well, there may have been some current things that may have impeded him, that may have slowed some things down, perhaps for him, some medical things, perhaps.

No, he's dumb.

No,.

Sorry.

Jimmy, I know you're over there, you know, always, always coming to everybody's aid.

Oh, baby, I can't help.

Have you met me?

Hello?

Yeah.

Oh, yeah.

You defend everybody but me.

Me.

You lie.

Throw under the bus.

Throw me under the bus.

Back me back over again.

I defend you.

I absolutely defend you.

I tell everybody.

I tell everybody.

When they say, talk about our podcast, I say, John does all the Work.

I give you all the credit for that.

Don't.

Don't you dare say when we're on.

Bruce's show and you're over here, you zip me, too.

Hello, you.

Oh, what?

You can talk about me, but if I go, I'm sorry, don't let her on the show because she'll yell at me.

Oh, that was funny.

Do you remember that from, like a week and a half ago?

Don't let her in.

That was just being funny.

Oh.

Oh, I was definitely right.

Cause I was bashing women hard.

And Duchess couldn't get on the show because something was wrong with Twitter and Dutchess couldn't get on the show.

And I said to Bruce, Bruce says, I think I get them on now.

I'm like, oh, no, don't let Dutch this on.

Don't let.

I don't even want to hear that.

Because I was going hard after women.

I still do.

And sometimes, again, you have to start hating women, man.

I can't help you.

I don't hate all.

I'm going to show you why in a second when we get to.

I hate a lot of women, too.

When we get to topics.

Yeah.

Well, why do you defend them?

That's what I don't understand.

It's not.

Don't.

I defend me.

But you don't do this.

I tell you all the time, you're one of the good ones.

I know it's frustrating there.

I think there's some that get lumped in, but, yeah, I think quite.

There's quite a few that just fucking set themselves up.

I can't.

All right, well, before I get yelled at, Duchess, why don't you tell the women yelling.

I tell them to shut up.

Right.

But Vugger says unless they're on Only Fans.

Unless if they're on OnlyFans.

I guess John hates them.

Well, if.

Or if they're on OnlyFans.

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Yeah, that would work.

Thank you.

Bruce from Road Rage 101 and the weather.

It used to be the weathered view, but his weathered.

Damn it.

I can't remember the name of weather report.

The weathered report.

Is that what it was?

That's the name of a show?

Yeah.

He put some money in the kitten kitty, so in the kitten.

And the kitten.

Shoved it in the kitten.

Poor kitten.

Right up the old kitten.

Jesus Christ.

We appreciate you, Bruce.

Thank you.

You would think by.

You would think by now that I would get this right, but you.

You'd be wrong.

Stop texting me.

Hi, Jimmy.

I shut everything off.

I swear, I.

No, yeah, I did have some.

Where's.

I shut everything off.

It's still dinging.

No.

Do you have it plugged in?

No, I was gonna say it doesn't it.

No.

Yeah, I turn it off.

It's like, oh, hold on.

It's 6:48.

Let's everybody text John on Mondays and Thursdays.

Oh, It's Monday at 6.

Yeah, let's.

It's in Discord now.

That's Mike.

Hi, everyone.

Because I got.

I went in and found out that I did.

I do have all the notifications for Discord shut off, so.

Oh, that's.

There you go.

So I won't hear right.

You know, it's.

It's.

It's crazy.

There's so much going on that I'm like, okay, well, we'll talk about this on Monday.

This happens like Thursday or, you know, Friday or whatever it was.

Oh, my God.

By then, it's like, yeah, it's ridiculous.

It's not even worth it.

So the NFL draft went off and.

So boring.

I tried to hang in there.

Who was the dumb broad that was chasing all the pics around and got to the parents?

How could you give them.

How do you.

Yeah, they're all proud.

Yeah, they're all proud.

This one's proud, too.

This one's proud.

They're never not proud.

Yeah, well, they're gonna say, yeah, my kid sucks.

I'm Sorry, he's here.

No, they'd be like, yeah, he's making some fucking money.

Thank God that this kid's in here.

Yeah, I can actually try to get some of this money back.

Or maybe.

Maybe he'll buy me a house or something.

Yeah, I'm excited.

Proud.

No.

Excited?

Yes.

Jesus.

So the Eagles did a dipsy doodle to the Steelers, and I knew I was going to catch heat for this.

It's not heat.

It's.

If they fucked up.

It's.

Well not.

No, that's not what I'm talking about.

What they did was they knew you wanted that.

That wide receiver from USC that we got.

I don't know his name yet.

I don't even remember.

And the Eagles went and went.

One place might be Lemon.

I think it's a lemon.

Yeah, maybe.

Whatever.

So the Eagles traded up with the Dallas Cowboys to get them a pick ahead.

Meanwhile, the Steelers knew that Dallas was picking defense, so they call them.

They go, hey, we're going to pick you.

And they called a little too early.

So now it's not.

Not allowed.

No, not allowed.

But I don't think they realized the pick got switched around either.

But they got caught.

So not good.

I'm.

I'm sure it's been done.

But the Steelers got caught.

Not.

Doesn't look good.

So, yeah, you're not allowed to call until their other ones has.

The pick is in.

Until you're like, officially on the clock.

Yeah.

Right.

They kind of waited.

They jumped the clock a little bit.

Yes, a little bit.

You're not in auto racing, are you?

No.

If there's a crash, yeah, but it's just like, left turn, left turn, left turn.

Well, there's one black driver that drives in the NASCAR major division.

Just one.

His name's Bubba Wallace.

I don't remember back in.

I heard of Bubba Wallace.

Yeah.

Because they see the one.

They said that there was a noose hanging around, Right?

It was just some dope that was, you know, just bored one day that,.

Like, tied a rope that left a rope out.

That's not a noose that pulls the garage door down.

He tied it into a noose.

It was there for like, Like a couple.

It was there for almost a year.

They have pictures of it with it being there, but because Bubba got that garage.

Oh, my God.

Racism.

Oh, they want to lynch me.

So they're at Sparky's a fan.

Bubba the loser Wallace.

So they're at Talladega.

Talladega, which is in Alabama.

Yeehaw.

There it's A big two mile track.

No, and the, the, these cars go so fast on a track that they actually have to put a restrictor plate to slow them down.

The problem is they all run at the same speed.

So there's like 30 or 40 cars running at 190 mile an hour.

Fuck that.

Thank you.

Bumper to bumper, door handle to door handle.

Three wide.

That's impressive.

I mean I have to say that I don't like when people tailgate me.

I get nervous, but I would not want it.

I couldn't imagine being boxed in like that.

That's scary.

So about halfway through the race, Bubba is in the lead and they bump draft where they, they take the car Duchess and, and they run up behind and they smash into the other car so he can go fast and they can tuck behind him.

So it's called bump driving.

And if you're not square when you get bumped, well.

Yeah, off you go.

Well, they hit Bubba and Bubba was in the, in the lead.

And Bubba went into the wall and wiped out every car except four.

There was smoke and tires and crashing parts everywhere.

Hell, man, that shit on fire.

And I would show you the video, but it won't work on an audio podcast.

But I mean I was sitting there and I was like, oh my.

So we could Google Bubba Wallace Crash.

Bubble Wallace Talladega crash and Tagadega.

Talladega Tagadega Talladerca Durka Crash Talladerca Dirka.

So.

I still might be recovering from Friday's Brand X.

You know, I did not get a chance to hear it.

I just heard like I was able to bop in like at one point and I don't know if rumble had an issue because I would start to listen and then it would start over.

It would start and replay where I jumped in.

I don't might, I don't know.

That might be a rumble.

It was while it was live, so I don't know.

But I'm sorry I missed it because Diane was really chatty.

So I was like, well, she's fucking drunk.

Because she was literally on the mic.

So she had to been.

At one point I was saying something, I think I see.

I saw.

She grabbed the mic and pulled it closer so she could talk.

I was like, look at this.

Wow.

She was hammered.

There's no way about.

I guess we did it for like two hours.

Over two hours.

About somewhere around an hour, 15 minutes in.

I'm hammered.

I'm hammered.

I was.

Oh my God.

It was hard.

I wasn't there to keep an eye on you.

That's why.

No.

And what Deuce does now is he mixes the bottle up so it's there.

He gets you wasted.

So he loves it.

He.

Absolutely.

It's the second time we went through a whole bottle of bourbon.

I know.

Last time was when I was there.

It was really tasty.

I can't.

I can't continue to do that.

It was horrible.

I suffered after that.

I'm like.

I couldn't.

I couldn't get up the steps.

I had to sit here till I kind of sobered up.

Drinking water?

Yeah, I had some.

That.

The nipple.

You big pussy.

Yes.

Sorry.

Deuce.

I try.

I can.

I can't.

It was hard.

You do.

I mean, you try, but.

Well, Deuce is.

He's a professional.

He's a professional drinker.

Yeah, He's.

He's good.

And.

And Diane, I think.

Well, Diane is like eight pounds, so, I mean, I'm sure.

One.

Good.

How many did she drink?

I. I don't.

She having old fashions or drinking one?

I don't know.

I. I yelled at Deuce because he was only giving me little ones at first.

And then he.

And then at one time, he slid the glass over.

It was almost filled to the rim.

And I drank that.

And I think that's when it was.

That's.

I think that's when the lights.

I think that's when everything got fuzzy and dim.

But we still.

I still.

Again.

I can't believe that I can still do it.

I don't know.

I really.

Muscle memory, buddy.

Listen till the end.

Edit it right.

No, it's out.

The show's out.

It's called Fistful Cock.

It's Fistful of Cock, episode 140.

Go to your podcast player and subscribe to the Brand X podcast.

There you go.

There's a little commercial there.

Yeah.

Sorry.

Sorry I missed it.

I don't know if you want.

I. I really want.

I just.

I just didn't have time and work is.

I know.

Very workish.

I know.

Kind of blows.

All right.

D. So they had the White House.

What is it?

The White Wh.

Correspondence.

Correspondence Dinner.

Thank you very much for that.

And apparently it was a little busy Saturday nights.

There's some stuff happened.

Yeah.

Apparently somebody tried to kill the President again, as they do.

Oh, Are you sure?

I'm not.

I'm really not.

Because there's a lot of things here that don't make sense to me.

And again, you know how I am.

Get the tinfoil.

Where's the tinfoil for my hat?

Yes.

It's Almost like I know you.

All right, so let me explain.

I have, in my elevator career, had to deal with the Secret Service twice.

Once for President Clinton, once for President Bush.

Both times were for fundraisers.

Both times were in hotels.

The one hotel for Clinton, there was nobody.

They took a middle floor for him, and all he was doing was going over there and picking up checks and shaking hands and saying hello.

They were there a week before the event.

They run wires and big boxes and they communications.

And the floor above Clinton, there's no one there and there's agents.

And the floor below Clinton, there's agents.

The day of him showing up, I had to be there.

They put a bomb sniffing dog on top of the elevator.

We went all the way up the shaft with him on each elevator.

Then we took the dog into the pit and did the sniffing around in the pit up in the machine room, through the whole thing.

And then they had to station me in the machine room.

That was for Clinton.

Same thing happened when Bush went to another hotel in Philadelphia.

There are people all over the place.

So the fact was.

And that was tech.

30 Years ago.

Yeah, that was what they were looking.

For 30 plus years ago.

Clinton and George Bush.

Yeah.

Not the old man, the kid.

Wow.

Yeah.

W. So now how did a guy get in there, assemble a gun in a storage place right next to where security is, and then come out and run at the Secret Service and try to run past him to get into the ballroom?

That's number one.

It's so easy.

Number two, how is he still alive?

There was shots fired.

Yeah, well, they managed to shoot one of their own.

I'm pretty sure the officer that got shot got hit by friendly fire.

I'm pretty damn sure of that.

I thought maybe again, I don't know.

Cause he was.

He had a shotgun and he was running with a shotgun, which is pretty good.

Was it tucked in his pants?

I don't know how you.

That's some.

When you see the video.

And that's just.

I guess that one, like that clo.

That circuit TV video, he just right past like.

Like Usain Bolt fast.

Like, it was ridiculous.

Okay.

So there was bolted.

There was two things that happened.

So they had that grainy video when he ran past the first time.

And you can really not.

You barely see, and you're like, you know, how do we not have better video?

Okay, that's number one.

So then what they did was they took it and they enhanced it with AI.

They put it in there and they said, hey, make this better.

And when they Enhanced it with AI.

It looked like he was running up the hallway holding a sign, and then all of a sudden, the sign went away.

And I'm like, wait a minute.

This is.

How does this work?

So I'm looking at this video.

I'm going through this video frame by frame, like it's the Zapruder films.

Because I'm like, how does this work?

Where.

Where does he lose Zapruder?

Okay, what did I say?

You got it.

Okay.

Like the Zapruder film.

And I'm going through it frame by frame, and I'm like, there's the sign, and it just disappears to his side, and he just runs.

So then I'm looking, and then it says at the bottom, this is AI enhanced.

And I'm like, oh, Jesus Christ.

Yeah, so.

So that goes on.

Trump comes in, and they scoot him out of there.

And.

Okay.

So Aaron says, I know a guy in the Secret Service.

They're all not great.

I don't know anybody in the Secret Service.

All I know was there was a lot of guys.

Oh.

And when I was there with Clinton, they went up to the roof.

Snipers up on the roof.

Like, there was five of them.

Five of them went up there, and they said to me, because I'm in the machine room, they said, do not come out of this room until we come get you.

I'm like, oh, okay.

Okay.

All right.

Yeah.

And the same.

That's cool.

I'll be here.

Right?

And the same thing when I went to.

When I went to the other one for Bush, that was on Rittenhouse Square.

So they even had more snipers up on the roof and.

Cause they had to be able to blast across to the other side of the Rittenhouse Square.

They don't fuck around.

Yeah.

All right.

It was all business.

Somehow, it's gotten more lax.

So when Trump's out in the public, in the field, there's, like, one guy again, and apparently a sharpshooter who tried to kill him.

With Trump, right?

It's like, he'll be fine.

Shots are fired.

They tackled him.

Nobody.

Well, the one agent got hurt, and he might have got friendly fire.

Who knows?

I don't know.

I guarantee you it's friendly fire.

Okay.

It makes more sense because you see.

Them when he goes by, like, five of them just drop to their knee and just.

You just see him shoot.

The guy was like a flash, just gone.

He did.

He made it through.

Well, I mean, to.

From what I understand, there were rings and levels, so where he bolted through was much further.

Into the process.

But here's the kicker.

So this guy as you.

May I jump in?

I guess with my.

I didn't want.

I didn't realize if you were done with this guy.

I mean clearly when he purchased the guns I believe in California was.

Had no issues to not purchase a gun.

He.

I guess he legally bought them from what I understand, stored them in his parents house who had no idea they were there.

Again.

Yeah, right off that's.

Well, they.

Well they rolled on him.

So I'm thinking maybe they.

They knew he's a fucking fruit loop.

But I know maybe they didn't think he was gonna like actually get guns and shoot people.

But the guy took a train.

Like he knew he couldn't smuggle those things on an airplane.

So he took a train on purpose.

Because nobody x rays shit on a train.

Which now I think is going to affect.

Stop a lot of train travel.

Stop.

Don't.

Don't to put TSA and train station.

Down because I'm not delighted by it.

Right.

But I don't take trains either.

But you know, I don't know.

So that's, that's a thought there.

And this guy checked in so as a guest.

And first of all, who the fuck lets people just wander in and check in.

It is a hotel full of top level everybody.

Yes, everybody.

That hotel should be closed to the public.

Honestly, I don't know how.

Or people who are not part of this.

I mean you can make it a stipulation.

They all have to stay there.

I don't know.

It's not.

Whatever.

Well, it's the media.

It's not like the hotel didn't.

Wasn't making bank.

Right.

And taxpayer money.

Right.

It's the who's who that's of.

Yeah, the news media.

So you see them running out.

Mike Johnson.

Oh yeah.

He's like they had all the cabinet there.

They had.

Yeah, they got one of them in all different directions, you know.

And Mike Johnson, I'm pretty sure doesn't run on a regular.

You know, he was moved.

You could see him like in motion.

While Robert Kennedy was there with.

They practically carried him like.

And it's not like he doesn't fucking move.

Yeah, well, that was his wife is.

What's her name?

Cheryl Hines.

Cheryl Hines.

So they had a group text because the group with the family and it said.

And it says is everybody all right?

And Cheryl was like, she says they were carrying me over chairs.

Like my feet didn't touch the ground.

And then it goes.

And then, and then Robert Kennedy Jr goes, I'm hungry.

It's like, it's a big deal.

I know.

They all they had was their salad and then they all sent them out.

They all had to go.

It was weird to watch because, you know, it's funny.

Haha.

Not funny haha, but funny weird.

When you watch it and you see like there's really a moment.

You see Melania, like heads up, like locked out, like straight ahead.

And everybody froze, like looked in the same direction.

And it just reminded me of, I guess when it all happened out in Butler, like just the reaction was just so weird.

And it's just everything happened so quickly, of course, and, and when out in Butler that, you know, when the first reports were, it was like Trump, they, they took Trump away because of a loud noise, you know.

Do you remember that?

They said he said he fell on the stage or it was.

Yeah, they said he fell on the stage.

There was a loud noise that scared him, you know, all kinds of stuff.

And then now, I mean, you could literally hear like, like you hear the fucking gunfire.

Dishes smash, people panic.

And then, you know.

So it's interesting that all the reporters who shit talked when that happened, a lot of them were in the same room and they still shit talked, you know.

Now they're like, it's.

We're gonna get into that.

But okay, so here's the thing with Butler.

The CNN never covered any of his rallies.

They were there live.

They were there live.

Like they knew something was gonna happen.

This, you know, like I said, this makes me nervous.

Same way this guy was able to assemble a gun and run through the Secret service and lived.

He had.

I know that I find hard to believe.

I'm actually glad they didn't kill him.

They're not.

Because everybody mysteriously seems to die.

Well, the guy like, to the guy.

That they got at the golf course that had the rifles, Fruit Loops, the sniper stand, sitting there, he had just.

Sitting in a tree.

Yeah, just sitting there, waiting by the fence for Trump to walk by so he can plunk him, you know, to hit him in the coconut.

Hanging out like a fucking.

Hanging out in a tree.

Like, what's going on?

They didn't kill him.

Where's he at?

He's, you know, I guess he's in jail, but we don't know.

Yeah, don't hear about him anymore.

He'll get abstained or something.

I'll be into that.

So hang on.

So here, here was.

Hang on.

Sparky says CNN had a slow mo cam there at Butler.

They knew it was Going down, probably.

I agree with that.

I. I believe that the new media was grabbing champagne on the way out of shoot.

I was like, yeah.

I'd been like, time for drinks.

The one lady's like, I got one bottle.

She's putting them in a bag.

I would have.

Fuck it.

Nobody's drinking these.

They shouldn't go to waste.

Yeah.

There's no sense.

Yeah.

Especially you.

No sense wasting them.

There's no sense this going to waste.

They're not coming back.

Fuck it.

I would have grabbed them, too.

I would have.

I would have been grubby.

They would have caught me on camera, like, bottles under my arms, like, let's go.

So then the hypocrites come out.

All right, so now all the politicians and the news media, they all come out and they go, there's no reason to have any kind of violence, and we need political violence to stop.

And this is not how our country works.

And this is not how.

And I'm like, what, are you kidding me?

You've been saying this shit about Trump.

He's a threat to democracy.

We're gonna lose our democracy.

He's a Nazi.

He's a rapist.

He's a pedophile.

They're saying all this shit.

None of it's true.

And they get away with saying it, and Trump ends up suing, like, CBS and sue him, the New York Times or, you know, all these people that are lying about it.

Abc, remember, he's lying about Stupidopoulos.

Sloppidopoulos, Right?

What is he called?

Sloppidopoulos.

Snuffleupagus.

Whatever.

Piece of shit.

Right?

That guy's such a scumbag.

Again, George Snuffalopagus was the.

He was part of the Obama campaign.

He was.

Or, no, Hillary Clinton.

He was her media person when she was running for office, so.

Or was he part of.

George.

I mean, Bill Clinton.

Clinton.

He was the.

He was like the Eichmann for all the.

He went after all the women that came out, right?

Like, he was saying, like, you know, bill Clinton did this, did that, and he.

They.

He eviscerated all those women.

Wiped them out, Chased him out.

Yeah, him again.

It's one of those guys.

He's in there and he's pretending to be, you know, part of the media, and he.

He's basically just an.

An activist for the Democratic Party like the rest of.

Let's not even.

Let's not even play games anymore.

All these media outlets are all Democratic socialist communists outfits, and they all have a narrative, and they all Run it for a slant.

And I'm sorry, but I'm not even, I'm not even 100% about, you know, Fox News being a Republican out outlet, to be honest with you.

They are a little, but not a.

Lot, little loosey goosey there.

Okay.

But they're not as.

Well, I'm gonna say they're not as rabid, but they kind of are a little bit.

It depends.

It depends on the story.

So yesterday was all like, you know, breaking news shots.

I'm like, really?

Like, that's it.

And Caroline Levitt, the, the White House, that poor soul.

I mean, pregnant, that's eight and a half.

Yeah.

She's just about ready to drop.

Drop a kid.

And so she's out there.

Yeah, she's out there right now.

And they're, and she's talking about what actually is happening with, you know, the media.

And they're like, well, no, we don't do that.

Oh, we're not.

So this is a little long one.

I'm probably going to stop it as we go through, but here we go.

All right, Lee.

It's not just the media.

It is, the entire Democrat Party has made their pitch to voters across the country that Donald Trump poses an existential threat to democracy, that he is a fascist and that they compare him to Hitler.

I mean, these are despicable statements that the American people have been consuming for years.

And so many mentally perturbed individuals are led to believe these words are truth and then are inspired to act on it.

I have a whole host of examples that we can share with you after.

It is pages and pages of major Democrat Party elected officials.

That's what I like about her.

Pages and pages, pages, pages saying, such as Rep. Hakeem Jeffries just this April, this month, said, we are in an era of maximum warfare everywhere, all the time.

Governor Josh Shapiro said heads need to roll within the administration.

Senator Alex Padilla said people are, quote, dying because of fear and terror caused by the Trump administration.

Senator Elizabeth Warren.

President Trump is making the country look like a, quote, fascist state.

Senator Adam Schiff saying President Trump using a dictator playbook.

Senator Ed Markey calling President Trump dictator, saying that this administration's actions are authoritarianism on steroids.

Governor J.B. pritzker.

Never before in my life have I called for mass protest disruptions.

These Republicans cannot know a moment of peace.

You have Rep. Pressley saying, we'll see you in the streets.

Rep. Monica McIver, a Democrat representative on Capitol Hill, we will not take this shit from Donald Trump.

He thinks he's a dictator.

We are at war.

These are Democrat elected officials calling for war against the President of the United States and his supporters.

I could go on and on, but again, when you have people in positions of power that are saying things like this every single day for years, you are inspiring violence by people who are already mentally ill and all right, so.

None of that's wrong 100%.

You're flame.

You're fanning the flames of crazies.

Yeah.

And you just repeat it over and over and over and they're like, Charles Manson it on out.

And that's what they do.

And again, you know, so now the media is starting to say, well, you know what?

I guess we got at least we have to ask questions.

All right, so Jamie Raskin.

We're there, I guess.

Yeah, yeah.

Jamie Raskin is on State of the Union and they ask him this.

And you have as many of your.

Fellow Democrats have used some heated rhetoric against the president.

And do you think twice about that?

When something like this happens, what rhetoric.

Do you have in mind?

Just talking about some of the fact that he is terrible for this country and so on and so forth.

I understand that that's your Democratic.

Right.

But overall.

Yeah.

Do you.

I have no problem with Donald Trump at all.

I have no.

Lying.

Lying motherfuckers.

These guys lying.

She wouldn't even expand, you know, like, you don't like them.

Oh, she's just as bad.

You know, she shouldn't really address it.

She should go in the mirror and ask herself that question and then answer it.

Yeah.

Let me ask you this.

It's just interesting that, like when he's like, like what?

And she's like, well, you know, like, he's mean.

Oh, we're going to get into it.

Trust me.

We're going to get into.

I got receipts, ladies and gentlemen.

I got fucking receipts.

All right, so here's a lady from.

She's a congresswoman from New Jersey.

Do you know her?

Have you ever seen her before?

No.

Is she down by me or who knows?

I don't know.

She's a congresswoman from New Jersey.

And again, remember, you know, it's not.

It's not the Democrats that are calling for violence.

Not at all.

Because if we wanted to eliminate abuse and fraud, we eliminate the President of the United States from the office right now.

All right, so we drunk.

Well, she's old.

You know, what can I tell you?

I feel Bonnie Coleman.

I feel her pain.

It might be, but money.

You know, a smart producer would actually write names down.

Not Me, I just get the videos.

All right, so again, remember the violent rhetoric coming from the Democratic Party.

Let me just play this again.

Because if we wanted to eliminate of abuse and fraud, we eliminate the President of the United States from the office right now and the rest of the sycophants in his admin.

Sycophants.

I know what that is now.

That's your word, John.

That's my word of the day.

Sycophant.

All right.

Administration that are allowing him to do so many illegal things.

What illegal things?

What illegal things?

This is what pisses me off about these people.

Is she drunk?

I just think she's old.

Yeah.

Let's see here.

Well, that's Bonnie.

Bonnie Watson Coleman.

That's it.

Let's see where Bonnie.

Bonnie's in Ewing so area and she is 81.

See?

Go yourself, you craggly old bag.

Off.

Stop.

4505.

She's been serving since 2015.

So she was already old coming in.

That's not that old.

Yeah, she was old coming in.

That's 11 years.

So if she's 81, she was 70 coming in.

Yeah, yeah.

We have the fat George Costanza.

Brian Stelzer, he.

This is before.

This is before all the shooting started there.

He has his pants on.

He's in the venue now.

You're thinking of.

I mix them up.

Yeah, I know.

You're thinking of what's his name?

I can't think of his name.

Now.

The guy that was jerking off on no.

Stelter was filmed without wearing pants.

Oh, I didn't know this.

Yes.

In March 2021, former CNN correspondent Brian Stelter faced online mockery for appearing to be without pants during a Zoom meeting.

Oh, yeah, well, you know, Jordan Zoom, everybody.

He was touching himself, right?

What was that guy's name?

That was.

It was a jerking off at the thing.

I can't think of his name now.

Tubing.

Tubing.

Yeah, that's it.

His name was too.

He was tubing himself.

Yeah, yeah, he was.

He was tubing.

All right.

So anyhow, where Bart's like.

Like that.

So here he is.

This is right before the shooting started because they're at the.

The White House Correspondent Dinner.

Here's Wheezy right now, this year, because President Trump has never showed up here as president.

And frankly, because he has demonized the media, because he has gone on the warpath against news outlets like cnn because he has called journalists piggy and.

And so many other nasty names.

You really.

You call him a rapist and a Nazi.

A Nazi rapist.

Hitler they call him.

And what's he supposed to do, just sit there and take it again?

Well, he doesn't.

He's just like, yeah, fuck you, piggy.

You know, Right?

Shut up, piggy.

Shut your fat trap.

And again, I'm trying to answer questions and you won't start running your fat trap.

Piggy.

Shut up.

He has also defunded PBS and npr.

He is.

They're making more money than ever.

He took the.

Whatever money they were and they're raising more money than ever.

Why do we have to fund that?

It's not like he.

It's not like it was.

It's not like it's balanced.

Well, not only that, it's not like if we took the money away from them, they would shut down.

They haven't shut down yet.

Dismantled a year ago.

What's that?

That was like a year ago.

They still seem to be running pretty well.

They're fine.

Voice of America.

But at the same time, as Caroline Levitt just loves to point out, he is incredibly accessible and he desperately wants the media's attention.

Let me suck your cock, John.

You're really excited.

I'm sorry, Brian, let me try to get to this last part, because again, there's nobody more trans.

There's nobody that will go to the media and talk to the media more than Donald Trump.

There's never his number.

He calls them, they call him.

He answers.

Right.

Again, he's always talking.

There's not a more accessible president to the media than Donald Trump ever in history of ever, ever, ever really wants the media's attention.

It sounds like we're going to hear all of that.

We're going to hear criticism and much more from the president later this evening.

It's a fucking roast, you nitwit.

What do you think's gonna happen?

You're gonna roast him?

He's gonna roast you.

Yeah.

Oh, he's gonna roast.

Can I interrupt for a second about roast?

So, Friday, this makes sense.

Friday night I went to Atlantic City and saw Tony Hinchcliffe stand up.

Not great.

It wasn't as he was.

It was okay.

He writes a lot of jokes, if anybody remembers.

Like, I only heard of him because he was at the RNC a couple years ago and created a big hubbub and people freaked out to me.

That's how I started hearing Tony Hinchcliffe.

Apparently the Kill Tony show has been on for 13 years.

I've never heard of it until recently.

It's a podcast anyway.

Right?

I've never heard of it.

Well, he's also on YouTube.

Again, never heard of it until just recently.

That being said, we're at the show.

People were in the audience and they were kind of heckling him.

I don't know what all they were saying.

He ended up bouncing people out.

He did.

He bounced almost.

All right, hang on.

I'm interested in this.

What were they?

Could you hear?

They were just busting his chops, like, telling, like, oh, make sure you tell some jokes and be funny.

And they were just, like, gattling on.

And he was just like, you know, I don't want to deal with you get the out, like.

And he threw him out.

He's like, yeah, I'll put.

You.

I'll put.

You're gonna be in the big meet and greet room later.

So threw him out, had security bounce him.

And at that point, I think he was just kind of flustered, a bit off his game.

So he sat and read jokes that he wrote for Trump for the correspondence dinner.

So he read a few, which now, of course, had I known what was happening.

But they.

They were all over there.

I was like, I was going to write them down, but they, they were.

The security was everywhere with phones.

Like, anytime somebody picked up a phone, they were like, right there.

I'm surprised they didn't lock them up.

Like, in future shows, they'll probably have people.

And they put them in a bag.

One of those bags.

Yeah, you got to claim them afterwards.

But a lot of people were recording and had their phones up and security was just all over him.

But some of the.

He read some of them and they were mean as including Ilhan Omar.

One about something about hiding money under her hijab or whatever the it is.

And they were funny.

And he had no idea, like, that what was going to be happening the next day.

So.

So when Trump wanted to, like, continue, I was like, oh, I really would like to have heard those jokes.

So I'm guessing Tony had flown out for it, right?

I would guess he would have been there because I thought at one point before the show, you saw someone out there with cards talking to Trump.

I thought that might have been Tony Henchman.

It was not, but.

Oh, okay, I see what you're saying.

But so he wrote.

He wrote a bunch of roast jokes for.

For Trump to read off.

So hopefully in the next show, when and if there is another one, that.

Okay, we'll hear some jokes.

So anyway, so that was my contribution for Tony Hinchcliffe and Donald Trump roast.

Anyway, go ahead.

So, you know, they're all.

They all have Reuters, all Right.

Wow.

Yes.

Awesome.

Okay.

Yeah.

So, speaking of Ilhan Omar, she was again, dumb as she is.

Here she is giving a little speech and see if you can see what's wrong with this.

Here we go.

The last time the Alien Enemies act.

Was invoked, it was used to detain and deport Germany.

German, Japanese, Italian immigrants doing World War 11.

What?

Bam.

She knows.

Wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong.

You're wrong.

Italian immigrants doing World War 11.

Whoops.

Daisy, I didn't know we had 10 before that.

We had 10.

11 World wars.

Well, the World War II.

Or 11.

Or 11, if you're stupid.

If you're stupid again.

God damn it.

How do you not know?

I mean, I get it.

Maybe you don't know all the wars, But World War I and World War II were pretty big, you know.

She's an idiot.

That's how that works out.

Here you go.

Dr. Mrs. Jose says, oh, my God.

Does not know room and.

Right.

Yeah.

Because I.

And I. Yeah.

And Jose goes, oh, she's from the future.

Look, there's a lot of.

Again, all these Democrats and the news media calling.

Trump, Hitler calling, saying he's a Nazi, saying that he's going to.

He's, you know, again, he's.

He's taking away people's rights.

He's deporting American citizens from this country.

That's what he said.

He's killing.

Ice.

Is killing American citizens in the street.

That's, you know, for no reason.

Yeah.

And so then what happens is you get people like this.

Hater.

Already.

It's coming.

We're all going to wake up one morning and roll over and grab our phones, and that fucking headline's gonna be right there.

It's gonna happen, and I can't fucking wait.

It's gonna be glorious, you stupid fucking blah mouth cunt.

Happy Friday.

Yeah.

Happy Friday.

So assuming that Donald Trump assassinated is what she's looking for.

Yeah.

Donald Trump dead.

Yeah.

That's what.

Yeah.

What a stupid, stupid, ignorant thing to say right there.

Wish for death on an American president, whether you like him or not.

You may not have liked Joe Biden.

I don't think anybody was wishing he was shot.

I mean, we wish for him to go away, but we certainly didn't want fucking Kamala stepping up.

That's.

That's a hell of an insurance policy.

Right?

All right, Duchess.

Now, you told me that you have no problem being able to tell whether it's a woman or a man.

Right?

You said you could be able to pick that out.

Is that correct?

I've Done pretty well.

Yeah.

All right, I need you to tell me, is this a man or a woman?

Oh, we don't get to play.

Oh, you want to hear.

Okay, hold on.

All right, you know what?

I'll give you a clue.

If you don't want to, that's fine.

Hold on.

I just want to give you.

Okay, if you just.

Here's your initial thing.

Whether she's a man.

My initial.

My initial gut is woman.

Okay, hold on.

Shine to revelation.

Wow.

I'm going to let it shine.

All right, duchess.

You heard a little bit of that now?

Yeah, well, I think I would have to sweat.

I've seen some ugly women that look like that, so.

Dang, I was looking for an Adam's outfit.

If it wasn't for the cock, she'd be hot.

All right, hold on.

Until revolution comes.

I swear to God, I've seen women just like that.

You know who it looks like to me?

It looks like Gomer piling in drag.

It looks.

I can't tell.

I'm telling you right now, I can't tell if that's a woman or not.

Well, the voice, you know, the voice definitely gave it away.

You think?

I do.

I do.

So you think it's okay?

So hang on, hang on.

Let me go to the comments.

Dan goes, That's a man.

She's a man.

Okay.

Sparky goes, man has a pee pee.

Okay, is there a zoom out?

Like, do you get any more?

Now comes.

I'm gonna let it shine.

Let it shine.

Let it shine.

Let it shine.

Well, go away.

God damn it.

See, the thing is, there are ugly women that look like that, and I feel bad, like, because there are some unfortunate.

Look, look, we're all like.

There's just.

It seems that some women who like to do their hair and shave half their head and, like, display their feral weirdness.

Green, blue, yellow, Pink hair.

Yeah, that's.

And so I've seen enough unfortunate looking women who look like that.

So without hearing it, I assumed it was a woman.

But as soon as that creepy gub opened up.

That's a dude.

You think that's a dude?

I still couldn't tell.

There are ugly men.

Well, I think the voice.

I was looking for an Adam's apple and I didn't see one.

All right, well, maybe they don't have an Adam's apple.

You can't see one for me either.

It's covered in fat.

Maybe his was too, but it definitely.

All right, so I think the majority was the two men that said something.

Definitely agree that It's a man.

My Adam's apple is also cased in fat.

All right, again, these women, they're very excited that he was.

The glasses now.

Yeah, it's like the.

The.

It's.

The.

That's.

The expression is like we're gonna wear giant glasses.

I can't say anything because I have.

My glasses aren't small, but they're not.

They're not like this.

They're not big, giant, half your face.

Like, in other words, you know, you're not.

She's not cool like Kennedy, who's worn cool glasses like that forever.

She's just.

Oh, I hate her already.

Really, I'm just one thing clear.

I'm going to say it loud.

People in the back, you can.

If you voted for and if you support this current administration and the orange turd that calls himself president of this country, you are the most un American.

And unpatriotic thing to ever fucking exist.

Yeah.

Yeah.

I got to tell you, playing muse in the background.

Go fuck yourself, stupid.

Again.

I got to tell you, I've never seen as unpatriotic as un American people as I see with these liberal leftists.

I mean, to me, there's not one American thing about them.

They hate it all.

Well, there were plenty of.

On the other side that took.

Not my president.

You know, a lot of that bullshit too.

So, I mean, it goes on.

I think there are people who say that on both sides.

Like, that's not for me.

Nobody.

We didn't go out.

We didn't go out and try to kill them.

You know what I mean?

Jose says, call me back when your hair is its natural color.

What was it they say the venomous creatures have like, brightly colored.

Yes.

Or ornate.

To warn the people in nature not to with them because they're poisonous.

All right.

Okay.

Here we go.

Doctor.

Doctor.

Mrs. Jose.

Drapes match the pubes.

Says.

Hey.

I once saw a guy dressed in dragon.

A woman's restroom.

The only thing that gave it away from the back was his calves.

Then he.

She turned around.

Oh, that's creepy.

I would be.

I would be very bothered to bump into.

Yeah.

Harry.

Kiss like that in the restroom.

Yeah.

All right, here we go.

Some more liberals.

Oh, okay.

Why like none of you fucking aim.

Across a grassy knoll in the back.

Of a moving car?

We were real Americans.

You're proud of that?

Stop pulling the trigger unless you have the shot.

Wow me a favor and walk into traffic.

Yes.

That's psycho.

That's a fucking psycho.

You know what?

Not everybody should have access to the Internet.

And that's one of them.

Like that's a fucking fruit loop.

Now, hopefully someone catches on.

Who's that?

Who that might be and you could share it with the world.

Oh, this is so and so from down the block.

She works here because you know what, everybody gets outed.

So if you put it up, that's your problem.

Here we have another teacher.

Yeah, I voted for Trump because I.

Want cheap gas back.

You stupid.

You're not getting cheap gas.

Matter of fact, you're not getting cheap anything for the foreseeable future.

That orange tub of lard isn't even in office yet.

And the effects of him winning the election are already being felt broadcasting from his classroom.

Right?

And the thing is, the reason why we're not getting cheap gas is because, you know, President Biden killed the Keystone pipeline.

We have no reserve.

Stopped all.

Yeah, got rid of all our reserve to keep gas prices down because he stopped all the drilling and raised the, the need for it.

And then so he did that so he could get through the elections and that didn't work.

He should be getting it.

Companies are already preparing to hike up.

Their prices as much as 15 to 20% just in preparation for those dumb ass tariffs.

People are already getting their Christmas bonuses cut because the companies they work for are having to order more product before it gets way more expensive to do so.

Oh, bonus.

That's nice.

Yeah, you got one, dude.

You get a bonus, do you?

Probably not.

I did not.

It wasn't because of Trump.

I can't really divulge much else, but it certainly wasn't because.

But again, it's not just Trump.

They don't hate Trump.

They hate everybody that voted for him.

Like in other words, anybody that voted for Trump, you know, that's it's funny.

Butt bugger said that.

That's Meg.

No, no, sorry.

Here's Meg from Family Guy in real life.

Oh my God.

Round them all up, put them in a big room that kind of looks like it could be a gas chamber.

Don't actually do anything to them.

Like, they'll be fine.

Don't gas chamber them, but just put.

Them in a room and tell them.

That's what you're gonna do to them.

Watch them all cry like the little.

Baby back bitches that they actually are.

On their insides and probably piss and.

Shit their goddamn pants.

Do you feel better?

Why are these women screaming again?

Why are they freaking out?

They are mentally crazy.

There's something wrong with them.

They're crazy with a plat like a platform and meaning the platform is their phone.

Yes.

Like the whole world needs to hear what I think.

Nobody cares.

Nobody cares.

Well, I mean, listen, you know, go.

To work that much energy and volunteer somewhere.

Look, if you have a problem with Trump, you know, volunteer where you think services are cutting.

I don't mind them being upset with Trump and everything, like.

And I don't even mind them being upset with Trump voters.

The violence is what I have an issue with.

Well, that's where it steps off.

Right.

It incites them.

I believe that your Democratic voter is retarded.

I find them.

Oh, they've all seen fine and upstanding the ones that you've played.

Yeah, Most of them are perfectly cognizant.

Well, there's.

Look, there's more of a centrist liberal Democrat from the old days.

That's one thing I actually.

They're Republicans now.

Yeah, exactly.

I'm talking about your leftist morons, your real nitwits.

Yeah.

DO562 says none of them ever make a point.

They just call for violence, and that's the problem.

Yeah, but it's not.

All these idiots in an echo chamber, they start screaming and then they all get fucking wound up.

And then.

Then you got the dipshit from California who's going to hop a fucking Amtrak or a train.

Maybe not Amtrak, but some train that goes across the country and.

Yeah, and keep wishing for it, like, again, you know, people.

Democrats are literally retarded.

Get people in, you know, in the media to go on there and talk about it like it's a big joke.

And this basically is Dutchess getting ready to do her favorite segment.

It's time for Trump tweets read by Kate.

Will Trump be happy or irate?

Will it make us laugh or will it be.

Wow?

Jimmy Kimmel, who is in no way funny, as attested to by his terrible television ratings, made a statement on his show that is really shocking.

He showed a fake video of the first lady, Melania and our son Baron, like they were actually sitting in his studio listening to him speak, which they weren't and never would be.

He then stated, our first Lady Melania is here.

Look at Melania.

So beautiful.

Mrs. Trump, you have the glow like an expectant widow.

A day later, a lunatic tried entering the ballroom of the White House Correspondents Dinner, loaded up with a shotgun, handgun, and many knives.

He was there for a very obvious and sinister reason.

I appreciate that so many people are incensed by Kimmel's despicable call to violence and normally would not be responsive to anything.

He said, but this is something far beyond the pale.

Jimmy Kimmel should be immediately fired by Disney and abc.

Thank you for your attention to this matter, President DONALD J. Trump.

Trump tweet by Kate.

Was it fire or just fate that Chapel set it straight?

Trump tweet by Kate.

That was a Trump tweet read by Kate.

Did she Jamingo or was it Great, now the chat decides her fate.

That was a Trump tweet read by Kate.

I love it.

When Duchess after.

When they're playing that song.

Yeah.

She puts up all the chat there.

The chatters are like, yay, Duchess.

Thank you.

Hey, I got like, three things.

I read stuff.

That's all I can do.

What is it?

Do you ever see Galaxy Quest?

Yes.

Okay.

Sigourney Weavers.

I've got one job, and it's to repeat the computer.

That's.

That's my job.

That's not fair.

You talk here.

No, I. I laugh because it.

That's the Trump tweet.

So it's.

Whatever.

I'm not offended.

All right, so either.

I'm not.

Okay.

The.

I'm sorry, Cody.

John talks.

I can't always just interrupt him with a quote.

So here Cody goes.

I didn't put up.

Or the Orwell quote.

So here you go.

It was always the women, and above all the young ones who were the most bigoted adherents of the party, the swallowers of slogans, the amateur spies and nose out of unorthoxy.

George Orwell, 1984.

Did I say that right?

Closer.

Okay.

Isn't it fun to listen to Jamingo trying to read?

It is.

It's amazing.

Look, I'm sorry, folks.

I. I put the.

I put them up when I can.

John gets distracted when I fling them up there.

So if.

Unless I want to interrupt him in mid thought.

I'm talking.

I'm talking and these things are flashing at the bottom.

And I go to read them and then they're gone.

And I'm like, what was that?

Sometimes I just pop them up so people know I've seen them.

Right.

Like other people can read them.

Don't do that.

If we're not going to read them, don't put them up.

See, that's just.

Don't do it.

Well, it's also.

If you're in the middle of something, I don't want to interrupt you.

I understand that.

Listen, we love that you put something up there, and we would love to put every one of your messages up there.

We would, but sometimes we just don't have time and Listen, I'm very distractible, and I have a hard time doing this, being undistracted.

So just don't give me.

Just don't give John any big words to say and he'll be fine.

I said, I started to read.

Cause I thought that I said, oh, I gotta read this as Cody.

And then I started reading it, and as I went down, I saw that word.

I'm like, oh, fuck.

You did pretty good.

Orthodoxy.

That's not bad.

Orthodoxy.

Yeah.

Okay.

You did pretty darn good in your.

In your.

You ain't wrong.

You ain't wrong.

I was so drunk, Cody.

We'll feel better now that we've acknowledged and read.

I was so drunk on Brand X that I couldn't do an accent.

I couldn't do my.

I couldn't do my Indian accent.

I could not do that.

I couldn't do.

There was no accent.

I couldn't do.

I couldn't even.

Oh, I couldn't do my.

My English accent.

I couldn't do any of it.

Oh, it was horrible.

It wasn't your fat, lazy tongue.

It was your drunk tongue.

Drunk tongue, yes.

British accent, Yeah.

I couldn't do my British accent.

English.

British, yes.

I couldn't do my British accent.

And now, to be honest with you, I think I drank so much, I still hasn't come back.

Like, I've lost it.

I've lost my ability to do accents.

But we'll get into that later because somebody actually called in and had a comment about it.

So where was I?

Okay, so Jimmy Kimmel.

Let's get back to Jimmy Kimmel.

All right, so again, Caroline Levitt was at the podium, right?

And she didn't have too much to say.

Right?

Much of the manifesto of the would be assassin is indistinguishable from the words that we hear daily from so many.

For example, as the first lady of the United States pointed out this morning, just two days prior to the shooting, ABC's late night host Jimmy Kemel disgustingly called first lady Melania Trump an expectant widow.

Who in their right minds says a wife would be glowing over the potential murder of her beloved husband and having.

Well, well, well.

I mean, he did sleep with a.

A porn star when they were.

When she was pregnant with Baron.

I mean.

All right, but the point is, I get it, for Jimmy Kimmel to be gloaty about that, right?

Conveniently, here's the thing.

It wasn't even.

It really wasn't even a funny joke.

But, yeah, having experienced what I did with the first lady On Saturday night, I can tell you that she was anything but that.

This kind of rhetoric about the president, the first lady and his supporters is completely deranged.

And it's unbelievable that the American people are consuming it night after night after night.

As President Trump said on Saturday night at this podium, we as Americans must recommit ourselves to resolving our differences peacefully and uniting around the shared values that make our country great.

The deranged lies and smears against the president, his family, his supporters, have led crazy people to believe crazy things, and they are inspired to commit violence because of those words.

It has to stop.

Much of the man, oops, that was me.

I did it again.

No, not wrong.

She's like, crazy people.

I'm like, okay, well, I mean, you get on a train and take guns to Washington to kill the President.

I can't see where that is.

Not.

Well, he clearly planned.

I mean, it was clearly orchestrated.

I mean, that hotel, I'm pretty sure filled up pretty quickly.

It wasn't cheap.

He knew where, because they have it in the same place for, like, what, 50 years, whatever.

It's been in the same.

That was the hotel.

That.

And I didn't realize that was the one where Reagan got shot outside the hotel.

Yes.

No way.

Really?

That's what they said in the news.

Yeah.

Listen, guys, I think we're.

Wasn't it the Hilton?

It was the Hilton.

It was the Hilton.

Yeah.

You know, hang on.

Please go to the Hilton.

We've had more presidents shot at a shot at it in front of our hotel than any other hotel out there.

We're the best.

We're the best.

We're the best.

All our presidents survive.

Do you remember the old, like, the Milford Plaza commercials?

Like, it's the Milford.

Like, when the.

In the 70s and 80s, like, they played in between the.

Well, I guess, marketing wise, I.

We would get all the New York advertisements.

So.

And there was always.

It's fun to watch old commercials with, like, just to see, like, the I love New York commercials and all that.

And so it's always like, there was a big promo.

It was like, called the Milford Plaza, and it was just like this catchy jingle.

So I just had visions of that being like, you know, you didn't.

You didn't kill any presidents at our hotel.

The Hensleys.

Wasn't that.

Remember the one lady, she was like a Leona.

Leona Helmsley.

Helmsley.

That's it.

She was a monster.

She was a monster.

All right, so now you've seen.

I've played video or audio of crazy people that are, you know, talking about how they want to see Trump dead and, and poor Scott Jennings.

It was the Washington Hilton, by the way.

Yeah, it was the Washington Hilton.

So he is on CNN with a bunch of liberal leftists.

But then again, I repeat myself.

And they're trying to defend.

Stop calling the left violent.

Are you kidding me?

Hello.

How many examples do you need?

And excuse me, please tell me where the violence from the right is coming.

Again.

You can scream white supremacy all you want.

January 6th.

Yeah, okay.

January 6th.

And again, pitchforks in.

Yeah, they were.

Yeah, again, they had a lot of provocateurs in the crowd.

And then you had FBI shooting them.

And then you had.

We don't know.

Whoever broke the first window went through.

We don't even know if that wasn't an FBI agent or not.

We have no idea.

Because all that was.

And, and they knew that was going to happen because Trump wanted to send in the National Guard and Nancy Pelosi.

Said, no, no, thanks.

Right?

They needed that.

They wanted that, of course, so they could impeach him.

I say that to say this.

Listen to what happens with Scott Jennings.

He's on CNN with a bunch of the only sane.

This guy's obviously another of these left wing lunatics who's come to kill the president.

Three assassination attempts on the president.

Now Charlie is dead.

You have people on the left lionizing Luigi Mangione.

Well, there's a, there's a bar in Wisconsin.

Let me finish.

You have polling showing a tolerance for political violence on the left.

And I heard Hakeem Jeffries say this week it's maximum warfare all the time.

We are in an era of maximum warfare with the letter F and E. Nothing defeats me like the letter F. So, oh, yeah, the violence from the right was funded by the spca, the slpc.

What, Everywhere, all the time, we have a violent streak on the left and a rhetoric problem on the left.

And it must be acknowledged today, when.

I was at the Department of Justice, what we found is after the 2020 election, there was a significant rise of threats to all elected leaders.

Now, now they're going to try all.

Fuck you.

Fuck you with all Electric.

Electric.

Electric leaders elected.

The electric leaders of our country.

Four score in our.

Electric leaders Elected leaders.

Elected elected leaders.

They're going to try this shit with that.

They, you know, it's.

Oh, it's on both sides.

It was on both sides.

State legislators, some who were killed to our president, Joe Biden at the time, Barack Obama, someone tried to go into his Residence.

This is a problem.

How many assassinations.

How many assassinations was there on Biden?

None.

How many on Obama?

None.

But this yappy broad.

God damn it.

This one, this one.

Really.

When I was looking at this clip today, I was screaming, this yappy broad.

Yappy broad.

Maybe write that down.

It's a problem.

Not how many assassination attempts.

There are several assassination attempts to other presidents that were not successful.

I agree.

It should be investigated about why they're.

They continue.

What are the failures of the CPS and the Democratic.

And.

And just quickly, the speaker of the House in Minnesota, a Democrat, lost her life to political.

I'm glad you brought that up.

Thank you.

By whom?

Yeah, by whom.

And you want to sit there and say it was a Trump voter, but the guy said wrong?

Yeah, the guy said that.

What's his name?

Tampon.

Tim sent him to do that, but oh boy, they swept that under the rug also.

What did she do right before she was murdered?

She was the deciding vote to take away.

For the Republicans.

Yeah, for the Republicans to take away health care for all the Somali immigrants.

And the next day they shot her and her husband dead.

But of course, because she's a Democrat.

It's on both sides.

Maybe it was a Democrat.

It's a Hortman.

Yep.

Cool.

Violence this past summer.

This is not solely a problem on the left.

It is a problem.

It is, trust me.

Cuz, if it was a problem on the right, we're pretty good.

We would be pretty good at this.

We would be very good at this.

And there'd be bodies stacked up like it was a protest in Iran if we decided.

I wouldn't brag about that.

Let's not brag about that.

I'm just telling you.

No, no, bullshit.

I'm telling you right now.

We're the best shooters.

You should be happy that we're restrained because the fact of the matter is, if we decide to unrestrain.

If we decide that we've had enough and we're going to do what you did.

You want to talk about somebody running and shitting their pants, that will be.

You problem across the board.

It is a rising crisis.

Don't downplay it this way.

It is a rising crisis in this top.

Generalizing, falling.

And stop generalizing.

The left as the entire left campaigning with Hassan.

Listen to me.

Stop generalizing.

Yeah.

Stop with your goddamn facts.

Stop making sense.

Yeah, stop it.

Stop being right.

Yeah.

Luigi Mangione, the.

The guy with the trumpet, the French horn.

And then you got that guy Hassan piker.

And you know all These left leftists.

And they're.

And again, they.

They celebrate these guys.

The thing is that when people on the right step out of line, we basically police ourselves.

You've got.

What's his name?

That nitwit.

God damn it.

He's.

Anyhow, him.

Tucker Carlson.

Candace Owens.

You know, I can't think of his name now.

Stupid.

He's a young guy.

He's like in his 20s or something.

Cody knows him.

We talk about it all the time.

I can't think of any guy's name now.

I keep saying over my mind.

He keeps going, hassan, bike.

But it's not him.

All right?

It'll come to me some in a dream.

Cody will throw it in the chat,.

I'm sure, but I mean, we.

When someone on the right.

Oh, Nick Fuentes.

Nick Fuentes.

Thank you.

Thank you.

When people on the right step out of line, we police ourselves.

We say, hey, yo, you know what?

Knock your shit off.

That's not what we do.

That's not what we're.

That's not what we're about.

That's not what.

You know, we don't do like that.

Not on the left.

They get right in line and they,.

You know, again dried out.

Yeah, they.

They.

They jump in.

It's all the jobs.

It's all the hormone shit they're on.

Crazy in the left as the left.

Is the entire problem.

I'm not mad at you.

We have a left.

I want you to be truthful.

He is being truthful.

He is the left.

We have a left violence problem.

And you know what?

We got to start.

We got to start calling it out.

I know nobody wants to admit it.

I don't understand why they can't see that.

I could have spent.

Everyone is a fucking liar.

Exactly.

I could have spent the whole hour and a half of just running clips of crazy liberal men and women.

We did.

No, I mean more.

I could have filled it up.

I couldn't even speak.

I just for an hour and a half, playing one crazy broadcast after another with their stupid nonsense.

Calling for violence.

Yeah, calling for a call for violence.

And proud of it.

Yes, proud of it.

I don't know why you'd be proud of advocating the murder, first of all, of anybody.

Of just anybody.

And then second of all, the President of the United States.

What the fuck is wrong with you?

How damaged are you?

Where you think that's okay?

It's not.

So right now they have this guy, Hasan Piker.

He's the nephew of Cenk Uygur from the Young Young Turks.

And he is your basic full blown communist.

Calls for violence.

He's a, I mean a real piece of shit.

All right, again, he's like the, he's like the anti Charlie Kirk, right?

The left loves him.

I don't want anybody to go out there and kill him.

I don't want him hurt.

I want him running his fat stupid fucking mouth all day long so we can refute everything he says, all right?

I don't want anybody to hurt him.

I don't want anybody to touch him.

I would rather take and debate his ideas and shit because as soon as you start debating them and their ideas, the first thing they want to do is they want to beat, they want to punch you because they, they can't come back at you and defend their own ideas.

Okay, so is this Shane McShane?

This is Shane McShane.

Go ahead.

He says unless you get through mainstream media to actually report their small minded viewers, they will continue.

Now go after who's financing mainstream media.

That's another thing we're trying.

First of all, talk about a monopoly they should break.

You know how they broke up?

Remember AT&T Bell?

They broke that up.

They should do the same thing with the media.

They need to break this up.

They really do.

Smashed up.

It's gross.

Maybe four or five companies own.

Look at Disney.

Look at Disney, abc, espn.

What else do they do?

They own Warner Brothers.

I can't remember if they bought.

They're just a conglomerate again.

All the TV Disney owns, abc, espn, Disney A and E, Lifetime, Pixar, Marvel, Lucas and Touchstone.

Cut me a break.

Break that up.

Yeah, break that up like a big giant turd in a toilet.

Get yourself a poop knife.

Break it up.

Oh, here.

Well, Cody says it's not Disney, it's.

Who owns Disney, China stockholders.

Who's the majority?

You know, China is basically owned by your goddamn Chinese communists.

And I'm there to say that China, the Chinese, I don't even like Chinese food.

Shane McShane says they are petulant children.

They have no platform and no original ideas.

They only hate, right?

And they're ruining, they're ruining entertainment.

I can't even watch TV anymore.

Yeah, TV sucks.

Thanks a lot.

Yeah,.

I don't like movies.

Now start using retard and faggot.

All right, so yeah, President Trump gets shot.

You know, he didn't get shot at, but they were trying to get to him and they were trying.

Not a big deal.

They didn't shoot him.

And Trump's like, I don't want to go.

We're going to do this.

You know, they're not going to change.

Me on this game.

We're going to do it live.

So then they're like, sir, we can't.

You can't go back out there.

We can't even sweep the room.

It would take forever.

I can't do this.

Everybody's already stampeded out stealing free bot.

We can't do this.

And Trump's like, yeah, take me back to the White House.

I'm having a press conference in 30 minutes.

All right, everybody follow me.

So he goes, they go to the White House and they're all, do it live.

I can write it and we'll do it live.

I've got all my jokes from Tony.

Yeah.

I'm so pissed off.

I was going to destroy tonight.

I had some of the best jokes, best jokes ever written.

So it was the best dressed press conference I ever seen.

Women in gowns, guys, tucks, oh, they're all poured in.

Everybody looked so amazing.

It was a shame.

It really was a shame.

It was a tear that it just went sideways.

But man, Caroline Levitt, she's eight and a half months pregnant, you know, fantastic.

She looked amazing.

They couldn't even give the girl money.

Makes you look comfortable, I can tell you that.

Give the woman a chair.

Her ankles are swelling.

Oh, my God.

So she's probably in like ballet flats by.

I know who's else?

The other guys, they were bitching about Pete Hegseth, Hegseth's wife, saying that she got her dress off of like sheen or Teemu or something.

I'm like, so she's thrifty.

What, what are you complaining about?

That she didn't spend thousands of dollars on a gown, right?

Who cares?

All right, so fucking cares.

That's Saturday night.

So he holds a press conference.

He's got everybody.

Cash, you talk and.

And Pete, you talk and you know, he's got bringing everybody in.

Everybody gets his.

Everybody is.

He's such an accessible president through this whole thing.

And then the first thing they say was, this is what I love.

The media is saying that the reason that this was a false flag event is because this way he could have his ballroom built.

And I'm like, I mean, not for nothing, that's not.

First of all, it's not why, but he's got a point that if that ballroom was there, they could have held that whole thing there.

And then some douchebag says, well, who says we would even hold it there?

The President of the United States.

That's who I mean, that's the Correspondent.

Well, it's the Correspondent's Dinner.

But, like, there's all the fucking.

But you want the President and all the everybody else to show up, have it there.

Yeah.

And it would be one of the best ballrooms.

Beautiful.

Everything done right, you know.

You know, I'm a builder, right?

So then after he gets very good.

Deals, I'm paying the best prices.

That's right.

This thing would have been done.

The military wants to put a big giant thing underneath of it where, you know, it's a bomb shelter in a doomsday place.

You know, it's adding some time.

But you know what?

It's okay.

We're still on time.

We're still on budget.

Then some judge comes by and says, I gotta stop.

Yeah, go fuck himself.

Yeah.

No kings.

They're running around.

No kings.

I can't even get a goddamn ballroom built.

You think that the guy over there in North Korea think he has a problem getting a ballroom built?

He'd line them up and shoot them.

Keep building.

We'll just bury him in the hole and keep digging.

Yeah.

I have so many friends, put them in the concrete.

So many acquaintances I've seen on Facebook.

And I stopped looking because I'm like, I don't need to know this anymore.

I've, like, snoozed people because I just don't want to see them anymore.

About, like.

Well, you know, this was staged.

Yeah.

Okay.

Like we said.

So you're saying again, as of, like, a couple of years ago, Donald Trump knew that they would have something and that he was going to build a ballroom.

So what he's going to do is he's going to homegrow somebody and create all this.

All right, hold on.

Let me.

Let me pretend to be a leftist.

All right?

So let me take the other side of this.

First of all, it's the first time he, ever since he's been president, went to a correspondence dinner.

Well, clearly a setup.

Okay, Clearly.

Second, the guy gets in the hotel where the President's going to be with a bunch of guns.

Third, he assembles the gun in a room where nobody's watching.

He just happened to go in there with his bag and goes in there and assembles the gun.

Third, he runs out there with the guns, and.

And he's fast.

And he's still alive.

He's still alive.

And he ran past, like, eight or nine guys with guns.

All right?

Then shots fired.

The only one that got wounded was one of the agents, and it was, you Know what?

I think you're right.

I don't think the guy.

I don't think the.

The shooter.

Because he was holding a shotgun.

If he would have shot that guy with a shotgun, he would have been hurt a lot worse than he was.

So I think that was some friendly fire.

And I didn't think of that until you mentioned it today.

Yep.

Oh, I've said it as soon as I saw it.

Like, how many people were saying then they have him.

They have him cuffed his shirts off, and he's laying there on the ground.

And they're taking picture.

That looked so uncomfortable.

I'm like, oh, I hope that hurts.

Good.

Oh, I don't feel sorry for him.

Again, I can see.

Listen, you know, again, I call balls and strikes.

I can see why they would say that.

I get that.

All right, so then this is the third time, at least the third time that they've tried to kill the president.

He has a press conference the next day.

He goes on 60 Minutes.

Yeah, why?

Why again?

Well, like, he didn't talk enough.

So who I can't think of.

Is this Nora o'?

Donnell?

Yes, it was Nora o'.

Donnell.

So she comes on, and then you think that maybe she could just ask him some questions.

She goes right for the juggler.

And I gotta tell you, I am so impressed by President Trump, his reaction, because I would have.

He was a lot more restrained than I was because I'd have called her.

I would have called her a few choice names.

I'm sure he did, actually.

Manifesto is a stunning thing to read, Mr. President.

He appears to reference a motive.

In it, he writes this, quote, administration.

Officials, they are targets.

And he also wrote this.

I am no longer willing to permit.

A pedophile, rapist and traitor to coat my hands with his crimes.

What's your reaction?

Well, I was waiting.

Oh, you sure you want to know?

I'm ready to go.

You thing for you to read that, because I knew you would, because you're.

You're.

You're horrible people.

Horrible people.

Yeah, he did write that.

I'm not a rapist.

I didn't rape anybody.

Oh, you said you think he was referring to you.

Excuse me?

Shut up.

What the else is he referring to?

Yeah, who the else?

That's.

Literally every goddamn liberal calls him that.

Not liberal rapist.

He's a left.

He's a the news Nazi.

Yeah, the other.

Other Democrats.

Do you see her blink, like, oh, you think this is about you?

Hold on.

Duh.

Wait, let me back that up a little bit, because I Want to hear?

I didn't see dumb face.

Oh, you.

It was like she got hit in the face with a load.

Oh, what was that?

My eyes just hit her in the cheek.

I said my tits.

John, that's disgusting.

I think he was referring to you.

Excuse me.

I'm not a pedophile.

You read that crap from some sick person?

I got associated with all stuff that has nothing to do with me.

I was totally exonerated.

Your friends on the other side of the plate are the ones that were involved with, let's say, Epstein or other things.

But I said to myself, you know, I'll do this interview, and they'll probably.

I read the manifesto.

You know, he's a sick person, but you should be ashamed of yourself reading that, because I'm not any of those things.

Mr. President, I would never.

Excuse me.

You shouldn't be reading that on 60 Minutes.

You're a disgrace.

But go ahead.

Let's finish the interview.

The other thing that he wrote in the.

The other thing in the manifesto.

I'm surprised.

He was like, you stupid bitch.

You're a piece of shit.

You know, you're a piece of shit, and your producer's a piece of shit.

Didn't that chick take over fucking cbs?

What's her name?

How come she wasn't she.

Barry Weiss.

Hey, good call.

John Barry Weiss.

That's nice.

She did.

And I don't know why she pulled that.

All right, so.

Well, I guess she's gonna represent both sides.

It's just the look on her face.

She's like, you think it's about you?

He's like.

And he looked at her like, really?

What's the name of the.

Who's it about?

Who's it about?

What's the name.

What did I say?

The name of this episode.

That's not it.

No, no, I have it.

What were we gonna.

I have it.

I literally have it.

Happy broad.

Yeah.

Be broad, because that is the thing.

A private chat.

All right.

Yappy broad.

And the reason I say that is because we have another yappy broad.

Had to go open her mouth.

Ladies, you're making the rest of us look bad.

Okay, stop it.

So Gavin Newsom's wife, who now I call Jennifer Nuisance.

Jennifer Nuisance.

Gavin Newsom's wife.

She took to Twitter after she saw the atrocity of that interview on 60 Minutes.

Not because of Trump, because of this.

Do you want to read this, or do you want me to mumble through it?

I can read it.

My family and I watched the 60 Minutes interview with Donald Trump and Norah O' Donnell last night and we were shocked seeing a president speak to a woman journalist with that level of contempt.

All right, hold on, hold on, hang on.

What's the difference whether she's a woman or a man?

She's a journalist.

No, yeah, because I need something to say.

So because she's a woman, he's not supposed to say anything to her.

Right, Go ahead.

I'm sorry.

And a clear allergy to facts is disturbing, though at this point, not unexpected given his pattern of behavior.

But that is the problem, because when that level of disrespect from the highest off in the office in the country repeats itself, it starts to trickle down into our culture and define what power looks like, shaping how boys and plenty of men see women and girls and what they come to accept as normal behavior.

Oh, okay, Jennifer.

So, so, so what Trump said last night is how it now was going to impact how men treat women.

You women want to be treated as equal.

And if that was a man and said the same thing, he would probably said things worse than he did.

There you go.

Now they know what a woman is.

Yeah, now you know what a woman is.

That's nice.

Yeah, way to go.

But I like that.

All right, well done.

280 Characters wasn't enough.

She continues.

Ah.

Add in rhetoric rooted in political division amplified by a digital ecosystem that rewards outrage and misinformation, and this cultural, cultural norm of hate, othering and misogyny becomes pervasive.

Behavior that should be challenged, gets normalized.

What should raise concern is amplified and cheered on.

It's no wonder we have a culture that normalizes dominance and aggression towards women and girls, which not only silences them, but leads to internalized misogyny in others.

But it's okay to put boys in girls locker rooms and tell the girls to shut up and deal with it.

Right?

But what cracks me up?

What normalizes dominance and aggression towards women,.

But this cracks me up.

Amplified.

A digital ecosystem that rewards outrage and misinformation.

Who does more than that than the left?

Who does more than that?

Who does more than the Democrats?

Bitch, that Mary Poppins like the misinformation song.

Remember that chick oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

From Biden's Ding Dong, Right.

I mean, it is ridiculous.

And the fact that disinformation and misinformation are now like just common words, like anything people say.

Well, that's just misinformation or that's disinformation.

Yeah, shut up.

The other thing is the culture norm of hate otherings.

And misogyny becomes.

Pervasive.

Pervasive.

I'm sorry.

I tripped there with my tongue.

So again, if it's a woman that is a Republican woman or a woman from the right, they treat her like shit and they attack her.

Look what they did to Savannah Hernandez.

Yeah, okay, Jose, I'll read this one.

Anyone remember when we could call a.

A cunt?

Petrus Farm.

Petridge Farm remembers.

Well, I'm having a hard time.

What remembers.

Petridge Farm.

Pepperidge.

Pepperidge.

Petridge.

Did you call it Petridge?

Something like that.

Partridge Farm remembers.

The Partridge Family remembers.

The Partridge Family remembers.

Let's get happy.

Come on, get happy.

All right.

This is the pot calling cattle.

It's literally the party of this bullshit.

Yes.

No wonder we have a culture that normalize dominance and aggression towards women and girls, which not only silences them, but also leads to internal.

Internalized misogyny and others in others.

I gotta stop reading.

Why do I even try?

Well, I. I literally read it.

I just read it.

I know, I know, but I was trying.

Aaron wants to know we stopped doing that.

Calling women.

I. I guess that.

Okay, Mrs. Gavin needs to shut the up Mrs. Because no one cares.

Mrs. Nuisance.

Yeah, no one cares what that dumb bitch thing.

But then again.

Hold on.

We got one more.

One more.

Thank you to Nora, all of the female journalists, and frankly, to all of you who continue to be brave and speak truth to power.

This culture of misogyny is on all of us, and it has to end.

Shut up.

Exactly.

Exactly.

You know, misogyny is a.

Is a great word when people want to, like, stir up some emotion, you know, call out legit misogyny, like silencing girls who express discomfort when there's boys pushed into their locker rooms or their bathrooms or in the fitting rooms.

And that's misogyny.

When you disregard those girls and in fact, you.

You penalize them for speaking up.

So, yeah, go fuck yourself.

Right?

Girls were upset that you had a boy swimmer getting dressed and undressed in front of them so they had to see his cock.

And if they complained, you were gonna get rid of them, not him, Right?

Yeah.

Fuck yourself.

Exactly.

All right, duchess.

Fuck right off to fuckdom.

We've spoke.

We've talked about this subject the whole show.

And I knew we would.

So eloquently.

I knew we wouldn't get to any.

Anything on.

Sorry.

In our notes.

I don't know what.

I don't know what else to do.

Like, I was furious with the aftermath of what went On.

And it still continues to be all we would talk about.

So how can you not.

No, I don't.

I don't disagree.

Because the ridiculousness of it all.

We need to hold Democrats to account for this rhetoric against this president and this kind of language, this violent language, because it is having effect.

And here's the other thing.

They know it.

They're going to publicly disavow, but privately.

Is that right?

I'm sorry.

I got distracted by Ken, who says we wouldn't have misogyny if women weren't so simple too soon.

He's not wrong.

You're not wrong.

Look, for some women.

Thank you.

Yeah.

You're one of the good ones.

Here's the deal.

Remember that they need.

And as soon as you tell them they need to turn down the heat, they go, oh, no, no.

Everybody has to turn down.

No, no, not everybody.

You're the ones.

You're the ones out there chasing ice vehicles, obstructing justice, doing everything you can.

To stop screaming in people's faces, blowing horns, blowing whistles.

I'm telling you, if you got within.

If you got within arm's reach of me blowing a whistle, you would be shitting that thing out in about a week.

Because I would.

That right down your yap.

Yep.

Blow that whistle, my face, as far as I'm concerned, that's assault.

It is assault, right?

Yeah.

Sparky says so much to talk about, we need to expand to three nights a week.

Don't threaten me with a good time.

All right?

We have to get the voicemails.

We do.

All right.

Do you have voicemails?

I hope.

Do I have voicemails?

The whole board's full of voicemails.

It might take us another 40 minutes to get through the voicemails.

Well, we appreciate everybody hanging in there.

Yes.

It's always a good time.

Daniel, who is a friend of mine from back in the day, he used to have a podcast called Toe in the Trigger.

His wife, Trinity.

They had a baby.

They had a baby?

Yeah.

She seems to be doing well.

Baby's out of the hospital.

They've just moved.

Weren't they in California?

They were in California.

I'm not going to say where they are now.

Okay, well, are they still in California or have they moved out?

Good for them.

From what I understand, they went to another state.

Now, I'm not sure.

That's why I don't.

I'm not.

I'm not asking you to out them.

I'm just happy they're no longer in California.

Sorry, Bruce.

So Daniel left a message and I don't listen because of Dean.

I don't listen to these messages.

I have no idea what this is going to say.

I'm a little bit nervous, but here we go.

Okay, what's up?

It's Daniel from SAD Nope.

Yuma, Arizona.

Oh, okay.

Calling in about your guys's story about the broad who was, you know, getting a sugar daddy in Homeland Security.

And I wanted to clear some things up.

First off, the only way they can get her for unclaimed income is if she.

They can prove that she actually received it as income and not a gift.

To give you an idea of a gift that's actually taxed differently, Gifts are not taxed to the person receiving the gift.

The person giving the gift has to pay taxes on it.