May 25, 2026

Biological Broads | 416

Biological Broads | 416
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It's a Memorial Day episode, and the Bunker crew isn't taking the day off, because apparently taking holidays is a Gen Z thing, and Gen Z is already exhausted from the five whole years they've been in the workforce. John and the Duchess fire up a packed show covering the gender debate from every angle: Women getting banned from Planet Fitness for complaining about men in the locker room, a female NASCAR driver who quit mid-race over her mistakes, transgender TikToker insisting they belong in women's bathrooms, and a kindergarten teacher who can't figure out whether America should be allowed to defend itself from Iran. Also: Spencer Pratt running for LA Mayor with a power washer and more common sense than anyone currently holding office.

Somewhere between the Iran logic traps and the Jackson Dart fake jersey record, the show also finds time for the "Jimmy tried to return stale pretzels to a 10-year-old story." George Floyd's six-year sobriety joke. Would you eat black chicken meat? Voicemail jokes from Budvugger, Dean, and Jose that absolutely cannot be told at work.

Topics Covered:

  • Duchess's 5-Mile Race — The Duchess ran a charity road race with 10,000 participants, a $55 entry fee, and a participation medal proudly stored in a binder with race bibs.
  • The Liberal Teacher / Iran Logic Trap Clip — A video of a street interviewer trapping a self-described kindergarten teacher who can't bring herself to say America has the right to defend itself from Iran.
  • George Floyd is Six Years Sober — John marks the anniversary of George Floyd being six years sober.
  • All-Black Chicken Video — A brief clip of an Ayam Cemani chicken — entirely black, including its meat — leads to a digression on food curiosities.
  • Female NASCAR Driver Crying Mid-Race (Biological Broads Segment) — A female NASCAR driver quit mid-race after getting penalized twice. John plays multiple clips, including commentary from "WFOD Podcast, " which delivers the show's thesis statement unprompted. The Duchess, as a woman, argues that any female athlete competing with men had better bring the mentality to match — no crying in the cockpit.
  • Planet Fitness / Trans Locker Room Incident — A woman named Judy Walcott had her Planet Fitness membership of 10+ years canceled after complaining about a biological male in the women's locker room. John and the Duchess — an actual Planet Fitness member — break down why this is a safety issue, not a political one.
  • TikToker "Lexi" in the Women's Bathroom — A viral TikTok of a biological male demanding access to women's restrooms gets played and dissected. John calls it autogynephilia and the Duchess describes the very real fear she'd feel encountering a man exiting a stall.
  • Gen Z "Soft Living" / Mini Retirements — John rips into the trend of Gen Z workers quitting demanding jobs to become baristas and "prioritize their peace." The featured story: 22-year-old Ellie Kate quits a 12-hour-a-day recruitment business for a 4:30 am coffee shop shift because "she just wasn't enjoying life." John and the Duchess compare this to childhoods spent carrying shingles up roofs and babysitting at age 10.
  • Jackson Dart / NFL Fake Jersey Record — The NFL Drops Twitter account — a satire account — posted that Giants QB Jackson Dart broke the 24-hour jersey sales record. John and the Duchess read it live, then discover it's completely fictional. Discussion of fake news spreading on social media and how easy it is to get fooled.
  • Jackson Dart Introducing Trump at a Giants Game — The actual story: Giants rookie QB Jackson Dart introduced President Trump at a game, drawing liberal backlash. Abdul Carter later put out a tweet squashing the drama. Leads into a discussion of NFL politics, Colin Kaepernick, Michael Vick, and the Cowboys vs. Giants debate.
  • Spencer Pratt Running for LA Mayor — Reality TV personality Spencer Pratt is running for Los Angeles Mayor and making headlines for power-washing sidewalks and proposing a common-sense homeless policy: help those who want help, jail the criminals, ship the rest to Seattle. John calls it the most logical thing he's heard from a politician.
  • California Gas Prices — Listener Tina calls in to report paying $6.18 a gallon to fill her Subaru Crosstrek in California. Sparks a discussion about price gouging and Karen Bass's terrible handling of the LA homelessness and infrastructure crisis.
  • Washington, D.C. Cleanup Under Trump — John credits Trump with visibly improving Washington, D.C., noting that the fountains are working and the streets are walkable again, contrasting this with Obama-era spending that produced no results.
  • Voicemails & Listener Jokes

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00:00 - Introduction

02:25 - Duchess ran a five-mile race

05:49 - Liberal logic and a trapped teacher

10:02 - George Floyd is six years sober

10:37 - Would you eat black chicken?

15:39 - Racing weekend and Kyle Busch's death

31:06 - Planet Fitness cancels woman's membership over trans locker room complaint

36:49 - Ninth grader speaks out on bathroom policy

38:25 - Trans athlete debate and pearl davis vs. Anna kasparian

54:34 - Gen z mini retirements and soft kids

01:13:45 - Trump tweet read by Kate

01:14:57 - Jackson dart introduces president trump

01:20:42 - Lady boys and drag queens

01:32:40 - Voicemails and jokes

01:37:24 - Spencer pratt's plan to fix homelessness

01:40:37 - Shitty song of the week: bruce springsteen