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A 72-year-old great-grandmother of eight says OnlyFans is her retirement plan; Lily Phillips is selling a $9.99-a-month AI copy of herself; and John is making the case that an AI girlfriend is just a toy: cheaper than a real one, never gives you grief about the coffee, can't get pregnant, and can't take half in a divorce. The Duchess is not convinced it's harmless. She's watched these stories pile up week after week and wants to know whether it's horrifying or brilliant business.

Plus Patrick Stewart dies at 86, John lets Grok total up two years of his fast food, Jennifer Lawrence admits to a breast lift, a Seattle family sues over ChatGPT medical advice, the Pemberton Township mayor has to be carried out of his own council meeting, and somebody keeps mailing the Duchess Trump heads. Is an AI girlfriend cheating, John or the Duchess?

Topics Covered:

• Producer Mike digs up a throwback drop: the woman who threw herself a wedding. What Brand X story does John top it with?
• Fox News alert: Patrick Stewart dies at 86. Picard or Kirk, who's the better captain?
• The Smithsonian road trip with Deuce and Waverly. Whatever happened to Waverly?
• The basement studio gets four mics and a pole. Why is the Duchess worried about the bathroom door?
• Patrick Stewart's American Dad castmates pay tribute. Which line gets the biggest laugh?
• John feeds Grok two years of bank statements, and it breaks out every fast-food stop. How close does the chat get on Dunkin'?
• $1,047 at Taco Bell, $2,912 at Conti's, and a grand total of $9,874.79. Who in Discord nailed it?
• The Duchess runs her own household Wawa numbers. Who's really doing the damage?
• DD White, 72, great-grandmother of eight, with about 35,000 Instagram followers and four AVN nominations. Filters or the real thing?
• Would the Duchess get a neck lift if she could afford it?
• Jennifer Lawrence, 36, confirms a breast lift, plans a facelift, and says she wants to be a "sexy mom." Did she change the wrong feature?
• Plastic surgeons say she's had more work done. Who else makes the Duchess's list, and why does Ozempic skinny come up?
• Four Jennifers in one tangent. Can John keep them straight?
• John's daughter won't use AI because of the water. What does John tell her?
• John's AI "muse" reads his email, runs his schedule and trashes his Eagles every morning. Would you let it?
• Lily Phillips, the British OnlyFans star who slept with 1,113 men in 12 hours, launches a $9.99 AI clone, and John says 10,000 men signed up in 24 hours. Is it cheating if you're married?
• "It's a toy. It's a video game." Does the Duchess buy John's case?
• Porn, paywalls, VPNs, and age checks in Texas, Missouri, and Florida. Why does Mike get dragged in?
• Bowen Wan, a 31-year-old Amazon engineer with epilepsy, and her family's lawsuit over ChatGPT's taper advice. Where does John land on blame?
• John runs his doctor reports through ChatGPT before every appointment. Smart or a WebMD cancer spiral?
• The Pemberton Township council meeting goes viral: a middle finger, a charging mayor, and a resident yelling for police. Who's more at fault?
• The mayor says, "I just basically snapped." No arrests, no resignations. Should they settle it in sumo suits?
• Jerry mails the Duchess a Trump mask, then a mystery package shows up. Who really has her address?
• Trump Tweets Read by Kate: the Bibi Netanyahu endorsement. Did she flamingo?
• Producer Mike's voicemail riddle stumps the room. Do you know the answer?
• All White Dean's email goes exactly where you'd expect. How bad?
• John replays his Road Rage 101 outburst over Ilhan Omar. What made the Duchess's jaw drop?
• John's NFL picks against the spread, made by going against his own AI. Will it work?

Watch the clips:

• Cold open montage: https://youtu.be/zQm-o0JeBf8?t=33
• American Dad cast remembers Patrick Stewart: https://youtu.be/zQm-o0JeBf8?t=1029
• Pemberton Township council meeting erupts: https://youtu.be/zQm-o0JeBf8?t=5217
• The mayor gets carried out, and the resident wants him arrested: https://youtu.be/zQm-o0JeBf8?t=5400
• Road Rage 101: John's outburst over Ilhan Omar: https://youtu.be/zQm-o0JeBf8?t=6725

Mentioned on the show:

• DD White on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/ddwhitexxofficial/
• Pemberton Township council meeting video: https://youtu.be/mOW6NlBFMw8
• Pine Barrens Tribune on the Pemberton Township council meeting: https://www.pinebarrenstribune.com/articles/featured-stories/pemberton-township-council-meeting-erupts-into-physical-verbal-row-as-mayor-up-for-re-election-charges-curses-at-and-audibly-threatens-frequent-critic-before-being-restrained-and-removed-by-other/

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