Pizza Roll Pez Dispenser | 411

Nothing screams “Boomer Bunker” like opening with frozen tomato sauce suppositories and finishing with a full-throttle evisceration of California politics, and that's not even the weirdest part. This episode, "Pizza Roll Pez Dispenser," is a buffet of unfiltered takes, from John Jamingo eating a day-old Whopper just to get fan engagement, to giving the Kentucky Derby its due shade, to melting down over LA's burning homes and the parade of grifters cashing in on Medicare fraud in Ohio. If you thought your Monday was wild, wait ‘til you see Duchess ask why anyone wants to fake a period by shoving marinara up their ass (and brainstorming better ways to do it).

Want a shot of gender politics, taxpayer-funded rackets, and the ongoing degeneracy of municipal government all rolled into one episode? Settle in. We've got LA mayoral candidates who can’t rebuild burned-down homes, more anti-women’s sports rants than a locker room after a bad playoff game, and a literal Pizza Roll Pez Dispenser. No sugar-coating—just the straight story, served with cackling and righteous mockery.

Topics Covered:

• Day-Old Whopper Engagement — John Jamingo details his risky leftover burger stunt, admits it triggered the most raucous listener interaction yet, and jokes about upping the ante to undercooked chicken.
• Poker Bragging Rights — Jabs at “Cody” after heads-up poker, boasting he can read tells and game his way to victory.
• Kentucky Derby Rant — The first female trainer wins; John refuses to see why it’s a big deal while Duchess tries to explain that breaking into horse training is tough for women. Gender achievement? Meh.
• Should Women Get Paid the Same in Sports? — John argues WNBA All-Stars would get stomped by the NBA’s worst, outs the pay gap as a popularity problem, and heckles “support women’s sports because you’re a woman.” Duchess checks out by the end.
• Women's Sports: Nobody Cares — Basketball, soccer, softball, and why John will only begrudgingly watch if it’s beach volleyball or the uniforms get skimpier. Duchess calls out the hypocrisy.
• Dad Jokes vs Mom Jokes — Do “mom jokes” even exist? John brings out his best ChatGPT material; Duchess analyzes the difference between “relatable mom pain” and classic dad puns.
• Tomato Sauce Menstruation (Yes, Really) — The wildest internet story: “trans-identified men” freezing tomato sauce and...well, trying to simulate a period via the back exit. Duchess and John riff on logistics, alternate methods (push pops and pizza rolls), and why nobody actually wants a period.
• Pizza Roll Pez Dispenser — The episode title gets its due as pizza rolls theoretically replace Pez, thanks to a sharp, deeply disturbing visual.
• Bill Maher vs Gavin Newsom — John and Duchess rip into Newsom’s “economic miracle” claims, mock Bill Maher’s so-called relevance, then let loose on California’s exodus and crime rates.
• LA Mayoral Showdown: Pratt vs Bass — How Spencer Pratt (yes, from The Hills) is out-campaigning seasoned politicians by actually caring about, well, burned homes. Bass and the LA establishment get accused of shady games to block his rise.
• Modular Home Math — LA's miracle solution for homelessness: $16 million for 64 modular beds. John and Duchess tear into the numbers, torch the mismanagement, and point out someone’s grifting hard.
• Medicaid/Medicare Fraud in Ohio — Billions going to companies letting taxpayers foot the bill for people “assisting” their own relatives. John and Duchess call it as it is: open corruption, thinly disguised.
• Upcoming Livestream Platform Switch — The Bunker’s abandoning Twitch, booting up on Rumble and YouTube, and warning Facebook is only for shorts thanks to music censors.
• Listener Voicemails — From dad jokes (“supplies!”) to the hardest part of rollerblading (telling your parents you’re gay), the lines are open for anything goes.

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